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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2019, 04:37:35 PM »
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he would be something like BAM
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Considering Bam's recent IG post, you might be on to something:

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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #61 on: July 16, 2019, 04:49:16 PM »
mcfly never worried about his gear he just skated whatever he could get this hands on.  plus he ripped in 3 diff generations. 






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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #62 on: July 16, 2019, 05:34:15 PM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #63 on: July 16, 2019, 05:49:20 PM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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you just answered your own question.
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you're the one that asked lol
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #64 on: July 16, 2019, 06:09:21 PM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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you just answered your own question.
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shut up you fucking knob.
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you're the one that asked lol

Cows can’t even understand English anyways.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #65 on: July 16, 2019, 06:16:12 PM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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you just answered your own question.
you should consider getting a diary for all your mind blowing thoughts.
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shut up you fucking knob.
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you're the one that asked lol
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Cows can’t even understand English anyways.
ah I get it, real funny but it’s not a nice way to talk about Seymour or unknown. Say when’s the last time you hit my pm trying to get me to buy shit?
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #66 on: July 16, 2019, 08:50:04 PM »
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He had a board on Santa Cruz for a little bit already.

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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #67 on: July 16, 2019, 09:22:54 PM »
how many simpsons accounts do you have?
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #68 on: July 16, 2019, 11:38:00 PM »
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had skate book cover.


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i dont think that photo was a make
Still, it was switch man.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #69 on: July 17, 2019, 02:48:58 AM »
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #70 on: July 17, 2019, 03:32:32 AM »
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Marge would just swoop in and ruin his career.



that flip was so mobbed

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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #71 on: July 17, 2019, 03:51:17 AM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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you just answered your own question.
you should consider getting a diary for all your mind blowing thoughts.
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shut up you fucking knob.
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you're the one that asked lol
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Cows can’t even understand English anyways.
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ah I get it, real funny but it’s not a nice way to talk about Seymour or unknown. Say when’s the last time you hit my pm trying to get me to buy shit?

Quote from: SirPizzaSlayer on July 15, 2019, 02:15:35 PM
poopo he’s talking about you

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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2019, 04:12:52 AM »
Quote from: pdknox on July 16, 2019, 04:49:16 PM
mcfly never worried about his gear he just skated whatever he could get this hands on.  plus he ripped in 3 diff generations. 






Some proto big pants/little wheels shit there
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #73 on: July 17, 2019, 08:49:15 AM »
bart rips bro
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #74 on: July 17, 2019, 08:56:51 AM »
Would Xander Cage get an invite to the Vans Pool Party?
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #75 on: July 17, 2019, 09:42:46 AM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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you just answered your own question.
you should consider getting a diary for all your mind blowing thoughts.
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shut up you fucking knob.
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you're the one that asked lol
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Cows can’t even understand English anyways.
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ah I get it, real funny but it’s not a nice way to talk about Seymour or unknown. Say when’s the last time you hit my pm trying to get me to buy shit?
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Quote from: SirPizzaSlayer on July 15, 2019, 02:15:35 PM
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poopo he’s talking about you
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Ah I get it, rebuttals aren’t your strong suit. Keep working on it while you try and fast track to pal status.
Shalom “knob”
trust me in person I can bitch you out like no other, it’s a slap forum so anything I say will get clowned on so I refrain. Also when’s the last time you’ve seen the sun? You probably take hours out of your day to come up with witty remarks on a forum. Have a good day goomba dick.
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #76 on: July 17, 2019, 10:02:44 AM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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you just answered your own question.
you should consider getting a diary for all your mind blowing thoughts.
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shut up you fucking knob.
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you're the one that asked lol
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Cows can’t even understand English anyways.
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ah I get it, real funny but it’s not a nice way to talk about Seymour or unknown. Say when’s the last time you hit my pm trying to get me to buy shit?
[close]

Quote from: SirPizzaSlayer on July 15, 2019, 02:15:35 PM
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poopo he’s talking about you
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Ah I get it, rebuttals aren’t your strong suit. Keep working on it while you try and fast track to pal status.
Shalom “knob”
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trust me in person I can bitch you out like no other, it’s a slap forum so anything I say will get clowned on so I refrain. Also when’s the last time you’ve seen the sun? You probably take hours out of your day to come up with witty remarks on a forum. Have a good day goomba dick.

You try too hard even by slap standards sir pizza slayer
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #77 on: July 17, 2019, 01:06:32 PM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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you just answered your own question.
you should consider getting a diary for all your mind blowing thoughts.
[close]
shut up you fucking knob.
[close]


you're the one that asked lol
[close]

Cows can’t even understand English anyways.
[close]
ah I get it, real funny but it’s not a nice way to talk about Seymour or unknown. Say when’s the last time you hit my pm trying to get me to buy shit?
[close]

Quote from: SirPizzaSlayer on July 15, 2019, 02:15:35 PM
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poopo he’s talking about you
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Ah I get it, rebuttals aren’t your strong suit. Keep working on it while you try and fast track to pal status.
Shalom “knob”
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trust me in person I can bitch you out like no other, it’s a slap forum so anything I say will get clowned on so I refrain. Also when’s the last time you’ve seen the sun? You probably take hours out of your day to come up with witty remarks on a forum. Have a good day goomba dick.
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You try too hard even by slap standards sir pizza slayer
funny coming from a guy who’s Schtick is forced and horrible.
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Re: would bart simpsons be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #78 on: July 17, 2019, 02:31:58 PM »
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Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.
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you just answered your own question.
you should consider getting a diary for all your mind blowing thoughts.
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shut up you fucking knob.
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you're the one that asked lol
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Cows can’t even understand English anyways.


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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #79 on: July 17, 2019, 04:10:45 PM »
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #80 on: July 17, 2019, 04:49:49 PM »
He'd have a resurgence nowadays for using weird retro shapes, a la Chico or Gonz.  The colored (or clear) griptape will make him a kook in the eyes of purists, especially on here.
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2024, 09:35:09 PM »
lol
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #82 on: April 13, 2024, 09:41:44 PM »
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lol

You brought this back after 5 years to say “lol”
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2024, 10:21:59 PM »
Does no one know he had a video part?

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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2024, 11:14:19 PM »
Are you considering the Bart cliips in your homie video to be a part?
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2024, 11:27:49 PM »
if you suddenly see your rep randomly go up it's because I passed out so many gnars reading this thread.
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #86 on: April 14, 2024, 02:50:45 AM »
That’s one gnarly 8 year old.
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #87 on: April 14, 2024, 03:27:18 AM »
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lol

Thank you for necroing this thread this is fucking hilarious.
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
« Reply #88 on: April 14, 2024, 04:46:59 AM »
He'd just be a yellow Chris Hiett

So def not pro, but maybe am for Powell at best.
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Re: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life
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