This weekend in Montreal, someone made mention of a food called a "Slider". I thought it was a term for a really greasy food where it just digests and slides out your bum hole. Kinda like how you get the cranberry sauce out of the can. That "Thuuuuuurp!" sound. The poo's such a slider, you wipe, and nothing's there.
Well, it wasn't. It was just some gay french name for a stupid desert.