I don't like futuristic modes of personal transportation. Like those little fold up electric bikes. Or scooter things. Or the hoverboards and OneWheels. Just walk, or ride a bike. I don't know why you need to make a spectacle of yourself. Plus, all those things go out of business anyways, so then you have all these useless contraptions that turn into bricks once you can't fix or replace them.
If I see you coming down the street on a hoverboard thing, I am instantly just very irritated. For no rational reason really.
That may be the case, then again they work as a great sign that you will never have anything in common with the cunts. Instant timesaver, right there.
Oh, yeah, I forgot: people who are slow as shit in the subway. I ain't got time, move it, lard-o ! And even worse, people that tell you to chill and not stress out over said Pet Peeve. Motherfucker, I'm not stressing, I'm just trying to minimize the amount of time I have to spend in this smelly, bacteria filled deathtrap!