This was my thought process while that photo was loading downwards:
"Faux Hawk: Kind of gay.
Bead necklace: Kind of gay.
Broad shoulders/shirtless: Kind of gay.
Chiseled abs: Kind of gay.
Crown pendant: Kind of gay.
Dollar bills hanging out of a banana hammock: Kind of hot.
Wait a second, oh it's a joke.
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Voluptuous thighs: Kind of hot.
Veiny calves: Kind of hot."