It was always fuck Phelps. Used to have a dude just like him in my friend group, talked shit on people’s style and was constantly saying “this is some n***** shit” when things wouldn’t go his way but this crusty, shitbrained, permanently red in the face punk rock dicklord would have the fakest wannabe surfer steeze carving around doing his stupid ass early grab disasters in his hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, high ass tube socks and ridiculous floral hightop vans, just FUMING at anyone who was doing anything on their skateboard except fantasizing about jerking Hosoi off in a Planet Fitness sauna.