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Quote from: Prince on July 19, 2023, 04:51:59 AMExpand Quotewhat good is non-rancid peanut butter if you can't use it any capacity because you can't spread it though?[close]Throw it in a blender or mix it with hot water and sesame oil for curries, sauce for satay, or peanut butter noodles.
what good is non-rancid peanut butter if you can't use it any capacity because you can't spread it though?[close]
Instantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc. Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others
Quote from: Andmoreagain on July 19, 2023, 08:51:00 AMExpand QuoteInstantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc. Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others[close]A guy that my company occasionally employs is rumoured to be in jail. Nobody knows why.. but literally everyone’s first thought was that he got busted for CP.
Instantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc. Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others[close]
You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.
Quote from: matt_2993 on June 14, 2023, 12:35:21 PMExpand QuoteWhen people do weird shit with their arms while jogging[close]My arms turn into snakes and attack me, that's actually why I'm jogging; I'm trying to get away from them.A part of me knows I can't run from them, I mean, they're attached to me, but I just don't know what else to do, ya know?
When people do weird shit with their arms while jogging[close]
When someone has the words "style" or "steeze" in their instagram handle. They often have neither.
Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on July 20, 2023, 09:35:54 AMExpand QuoteWhen someone has the words "style" or "steeze" in their instagram handle. They often have neither.[close]Along the same lines, putting the word "skate" in your name e.g. MamaSkate, Skategoat, SkateMoss, etc
When someone has the words "style" or "steeze" in their instagram handle. They often have neither.[close]
I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.
I miss @adiorocks420
Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular intervalAllergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weakKind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck upAnybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking foodAnybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it
Quote from: Coastal Fever on July 19, 2023, 08:57:00 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Andmoreagain on July 19, 2023, 08:51:00 AMExpand QuoteInstantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc. Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others[close]A guy that my company occasionally employs is rumoured to be in jail. Nobody knows why.. but literally everyone’s first thought was that he got busted for CP.[close]Goddamn, they just immediately assume the worst possible thing it could be. And the bummer for dude is that just having that conversation centered on him will subconsciously change the way a lot of people look at him forever, even if it turns out to be completely false...and all that is assuming he's actually in jail.
Quote from: Andmoreagain on July 19, 2023, 08:51:00 AMExpand QuoteInstantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc. Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others[close]A guy that my company occasionally employs is rumoured to be in jail. Nobody knows why.. but literally everyone’s first thought was that he got busted for CP.[close]
Quote from: Sizzle on May 19, 2023, 06:14:39 AMExpand QuoteWhenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular intervalAllergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weakKind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck upAnybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking foodAnybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it[close]I have definitely said this in my lifetime . I guess I’ve been too busy the last 3 months to have seen this thread. Glad I’m seeing it, some funny shit in here
Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular intervalAllergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weakKind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck upAnybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking foodAnybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it[close]
Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle
Quote from: ok boomer on July 21, 2023, 01:01:19 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Sizzle on May 19, 2023, 06:14:39 AMExpand QuoteWhenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular intervalAllergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weakKind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck upAnybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking foodAnybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it[close]I have definitely said this in my lifetime . I guess I’ve been too busy the last 3 months to have seen this thread. Glad I’m seeing it, some funny shit in here[close]@Sizzle have you tried the DQ burger with the fried jalapeno? couldn't even finish that one, straight to the toilet.
Quote from: Sizzle on May 19, 2023, 06:14:39 AMExpand QuoteWhenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular intervalAllergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weakKind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck upAnybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking foodAnybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it[close]I have definitely said this in my lifetime . I guess I’ve been too busy the last 3 months to have seen this thread. Glad I’m seeing it, some funny shit in here[close]
I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.
Quote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.
I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]
Quote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)
Quote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]
Quote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 06:14:06 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)[close]Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.
Quote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)[close]
Quote from: Puddy Smally on July 21, 2023, 07:00:13 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 06:14:06 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)[close]Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.[close]Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.
Quote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 06:14:06 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)[close]Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.[close]
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.
During sex to prevent myself from ejaculating I think about Osama Bin Laden running my dick through a sewing machine.
Quote from: Mean salto on July 21, 2023, 09:54:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Puddy Smally on July 21, 2023, 07:00:13 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 06:14:06 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)[close]Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.[close]Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.[close]Don’t forget the gallon of soda so you can take an exhausting four minute piss during the climax of the movie!
Quote from: Puddy Smally on July 21, 2023, 07:00:13 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 06:14:06 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)[close]Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.[close]Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.[close]
When people post a youtube video for a specific clip and don't give a timestamp. Thanks now I gotta go through this whole thing to figure out what tf you're referring to
Quote from: JANUS on July 22, 2023, 04:17:30 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Mean salto on July 21, 2023, 09:54:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Puddy Smally on July 21, 2023, 07:00:13 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 06:14:06 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)[close]Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.[close]Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.[close]Don’t forget the gallon of soda so you can take an exhausting four minute piss during the climax of the movie![close]Avid theater goer and I love to get a bunch of food for a 2hour plus movie. If I could bring in a large pizza into the theater, I would.
Quote from: Mean salto on July 21, 2023, 09:54:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Puddy Smally on July 21, 2023, 07:00:13 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 06:14:06 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: brycickle on July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PMExpand QuoteI don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over. [close]I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.[close]Hah for sure that. But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn. (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)[close]Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.[close]Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.[close]Don’t forget the gallon of soda so you can take an exhausting four minute piss during the climax of the movie![close]