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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #450 on: July 19, 2023, 06:07:29 AM »
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what good is non-rancid peanut butter if you can't use it any capacity because you can't spread it though?
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Throw it in a blender or mix it with hot water and sesame oil for curries, sauce for satay, or peanut butter noodles.

very good point - i was thinking small.
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #451 on: July 19, 2023, 08:51:00 AM »
Instantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc.

Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #452 on: July 19, 2023, 08:57:00 AM »
Instantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc.

Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others

A guy that my company occasionally employs is rumoured to be in jail.  Nobody knows why.. but literally everyone’s first thought was that he got busted for CP.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #453 on: July 19, 2023, 09:47:07 AM »
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Instantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc.

Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others
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A guy that my company occasionally employs is rumoured to be in jail.  Nobody knows why.. but literally everyone’s first thought was that he got busted for CP.

Goddamn, they just immediately assume the worst possible thing it could be. And the bummer for dude is that just having that conversation centered on him will subconsciously change the way a lot of people look at him forever, even if it turns out to be completely false...and all that is assuming he's actually in jail.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #454 on: July 19, 2023, 10:46:11 AM »
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Instantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc.

Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others
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A guy that my company occasionally employs is rumoured to be in jail.  Nobody knows why.. but literally everyone’s first thought was that he got busted for CP.

Cock Punching?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #455 on: July 19, 2023, 11:15:33 AM »
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Instantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc.

Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others
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A guy that my company occasionally employs is rumoured to be in jail.  Nobody knows why.. but literally everyone’s first thought was that he got busted for CP.
As someone with delinquent family members, you can usually look up if a person is in jail by going to the local sheriffs’ website and putting in their name.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #456 on: July 19, 2023, 02:21:59 PM »
CP? Cold Play? Can't stand their music but jail for that seems a bit harsh.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #457 on: July 20, 2023, 02:18:57 AM »
Couch Pooping. Totally a felony in a few states, perfectly legal in others.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #458 on: July 20, 2023, 06:39:21 AM »
Chiclet Plundering?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #459 on: July 20, 2023, 09:20:14 AM »
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When people do weird shit with their arms while jogging
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My arms turn into snakes and attack me, that's actually why I'm jogging; I'm trying to get away from them.
A part of me knows I can't run from them, I mean, they're attached to me, but I just don't know what else to do, ya know?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #460 on: July 20, 2023, 09:35:54 AM »
When someone has the words "style" or "steeze" in their instagram handle. They often have neither.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #461 on: July 20, 2023, 10:11:50 AM »
When someone has the words "style" or "steeze" in their instagram handle. They often have neither.

Along the same lines, putting the word "skate" in your name e.g. MamaSkate, Skategoat, SkateMoss, etc

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #462 on: July 20, 2023, 10:16:49 AM »
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When someone has the words "style" or "steeze" in their instagram handle. They often have neither.
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Along the same lines, putting the word "skate" in your name e.g. MamaSkate, Skategoat, SkateMoss, etc
Yes 100%, or even a brand name like Chocolate_sk8r or Bonez_4_Lyfe

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #463 on: July 20, 2023, 01:04:51 PM »
it may be ironic by now though....

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #464 on: July 20, 2023, 01:09:51 PM »
I miss @adiorocks420


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #465 on: July 20, 2023, 11:21:11 PM »

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #466 on: July 21, 2023, 01:01:19 AM »
Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular interval

Allergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weak

Kind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck up

Anybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking food

Anybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it

I have definitely said this in my lifetime .

 I guess I’ve been too busy the last 3 months to have seen this thread. Glad I’m seeing it, some funny shit in here

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #467 on: July 21, 2023, 06:56:20 AM »
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Instantly thinking the worst of other people, making wild accusations, etc.

Makes me think you would do bad things so you expect it of others
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A guy that my company occasionally employs is rumoured to be in jail.  Nobody knows why.. but literally everyone’s first thought was that he got busted for CP.
[close]

Goddamn, they just immediately assume the worst possible thing it could be. And the bummer for dude is that just having that conversation centered on him will subconsciously change the way a lot of people look at him forever, even if it turns out to be completely false...and all that is assuming he's actually in jail.

Update.  He is in jail and that’s exactly why.  Not only possessing, but producing.  Think I’m gonna puke.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #468 on: July 21, 2023, 07:06:07 AM »
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Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular interval

Allergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weak

Kind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck up

Anybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking food

Anybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it
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I have definitely said this in my lifetime .

 I guess I’ve been too busy the last 3 months to have seen this thread. Glad I’m seeing it, some funny shit in here

@Sizzle have you tried the DQ burger with the fried jalapeno? couldn't even finish that one, straight to the toilet.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #469 on: July 21, 2023, 03:54:54 PM »
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Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular interval

Allergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weak

Kind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck up

Anybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking food

Anybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it
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I have definitely said this in my lifetime .

 I guess I’ve been too busy the last 3 months to have seen this thread. Glad I’m seeing it, some funny shit in here
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@Sizzle have you tried the DQ burger with the fried jalapeno? couldn't even finish that one, straight to the toilet.

No judgment cuz I’m a mcmaniac but brother if you’re eating Dairy Queen meat you may as well just pre-shit your britches

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #470 on: July 21, 2023, 05:34:29 PM »
I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.   

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #471 on: July 21, 2023, 05:43:47 PM »
I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.

I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #472 on: July 21, 2023, 06:14:06 PM »
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I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.
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I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.

Hah for sure that.   But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn.   (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #473 on: July 21, 2023, 07:00:13 PM »
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I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.
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I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.
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Hah for sure that.   But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn.   (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)

Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.
Do you get deja vu, huh?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #474 on: July 21, 2023, 09:54:50 PM »
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I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.
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I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.
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Hah for sure that.   But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn.   (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)
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Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.
Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #475 on: July 22, 2023, 04:17:30 AM »
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I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.
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I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.
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Hah for sure that.   But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn.   (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)
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Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.
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Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.

Don’t forget the gallon of soda so you can take an exhausting four minute piss during the climax of the movie!
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #476 on: July 22, 2023, 06:42:50 AM »
When people post a youtube video for a specific clip and don't give a timestamp. Thanks now I gotta go through this whole thing to figure out what tf you're referring to
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #477 on: July 22, 2023, 06:50:56 AM »
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I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.
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I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.
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Hah for sure that.   But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn.   (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)
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Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.
[close]
Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.
[close]

Don’t forget the gallon of soda so you can take an exhausting four minute piss during the climax of the movie!

Avid theater goer and I love to get a bunch of food for a 2hour plus movie.    If I could bring in a large pizza into the theater, I would.   

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #478 on: July 22, 2023, 08:20:27 AM »
When people post a youtube video for a specific clip and don't give a timestamp. Thanks now I gotta go through this whole thing to figure out what tf you're referring to
Yep. It's so fucking easy to set the link to start at x time stamp...or even post the time...

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« Reply #479 on: July 22, 2023, 09:13:15 AM »
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I don’t think less, but people who take their movie theater popcorn to go after the movie is over.
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I don't even know what it's like to have popcorn left by the time the actual movie starts.
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Hah for sure that.   But also, wanting MORE popcorn and probably cold popcorn.   (I think some people do the refill on a Large before they go, but more often than not it seems to be ladies who have the to go bucket of half-finished popcorn)
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Whatever people do with their popcorn is their business, and I won’t judge. Popcorn is the one snack… maybe even moreso than salsa that I might jerk off a homeless person for.
[close]
Just to add to this movie going/food theme. People who have to get like 5kgs of food to watch a movie. Better fuel up to sit on your ass for 2 hours.
[close]

Don’t forget the gallon of soda so you can take an exhausting four minute piss during the climax of the movie!
[close]

Avid theater goer and I love to get a bunch of food for a 2hour plus movie.    If I could bring in a large pizza into the theater, I would.   

I know very little about movies (I always fall asleep in theaters), but aren’t there some upscale theaters that do proper dining? If so, That would be fire.
Do you get deja vu, huh?