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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #600 on: August 29, 2023, 12:41:54 PM »
Tell the world to eat my dick
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #601 on: August 29, 2023, 12:42:06 PM »
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When driving and the person in front of you is going slow so you get over to go around them and then they speed up
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I do this to people. But only when I'm going 10 over the speed limit already. It's funny to me.

I can't stand when I'm doing like 70 in the right lane and someone still tailgates me.

People that merge into the lane next to you right as you are passing them so it initially looks like they're going to pull directly in front of you. I really think this is bad when there is no traffic, if there is bad traffic its not a problem cause you know they aren't just pulling in front of you. Its when there is literally no traffic, they can't wait 1 second for you to fully go by them.

When somebody is parked on the street in the first spot at a stop sign intersection, but suddenly shoots out into traffic like they have the right of way. Like dude you have to enter the field of play before we even know you're driving, you're not checked in, for all we know you're just sitting there parked looking at youtube videos. I'm not expecting you to go.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #602 on: August 29, 2023, 12:46:46 PM »

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #603 on: August 29, 2023, 12:53:14 PM »
No. I was saying this is when I think less of people
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #604 on: August 29, 2023, 01:01:46 PM »
hahaha. my bad.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #605 on: August 29, 2023, 04:31:39 PM »
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To be fair the quotation marks made it obvious it wasn’t his story.

As much as I wanna get a nice car/small pickup truck reading shit like that makes me really glad I don’t have to drive and living in the worst driving city in the US doesn’t help
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Not to me, though. Hence my response. But chances are I’m not the smartest reader.

but besides that, i nevertheless think the entire story is bogus, since it seems to be using general motifs and wordings from David Foster Wallace's "This is water" speech.
Have you even listened to “This Is water”?
Clearly not because it really doesn’t have shit to do with the story besides the end part. It has more to do with standing in line at grocery stores than life or death situations.
The story is completely plausible. You just like to play speed vigilante on the road. You’re not the pace car in the Indy 500 jackass.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #606 on: August 29, 2023, 10:14:30 PM »
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To be fair the quotation marks made it obvious it wasn’t his story.

As much as I wanna get a nice car/small pickup truck reading shit like that makes me really glad I don’t have to drive and living in the worst driving city in the US doesn’t help
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Not to me, though. Hence my response. But chances are I’m not the smartest reader.

but besides that, i nevertheless think the entire story is bogus, since it seems to be using general motifs and wordings from David Foster Wallace's "This is water" speech.
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Have you even listened to “This Is water”?
Clearly not because it really doesn’t have shit to do with the story besides the end part. It has more to do with standing in line at grocery stores than life or death situations.
The story is completely plausible. You just like to play speed vigilante on the road. You’re not the pace car in the Indy 500 jackass.

Dude, you really got a problem with aggression. I’m not saying that the story is the same as “this is water”, but the story has some phrases that are incredibly similar to the ones used by DFW that made me assume, someone tried to write a story to exemplify the the basic idea behind the speech and using some elements of the speech.

That doesn’t change the fact, that the story you shared, makes an important point.
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #607 on: August 30, 2023, 05:59:45 AM »
people drive like fucking assholes, i see it from the backseat of whoever i'm taking an uber from everyday. you best believe i'm wearing a seatbelt.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #608 on: August 30, 2023, 08:36:02 AM »
People with garbage in their cars. Especially fast food bags. Ever had a friend that dropped change on their car floor? Cigarettes piling out of the ashtray only to be dumped out at a stop light. Disgrazia.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #609 on: August 30, 2023, 09:02:27 AM »
How is ”inbred” ableist? Is there a medical condition that makes you fuck your cousin, or am I misunderstanding the term?
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #610 on: August 30, 2023, 11:18:11 AM »
How is ”inbred” ableist? Is there a medical condition that makes you fuck your cousin, or am I misunderstanding the term?

Because it not only refers to relatives being parents to a child, but also to the medical conditions this kind of procreation can do to the child, which are usually mental disabilities. It’s not that complicated

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #611 on: August 30, 2023, 12:40:51 PM »
How is ”inbred” ableist? Is there a medical condition that makes you fuck your cousin, or am I misunderstanding the term?

Incest is the proper term and its fucked up due to the fact that, unlike as portrayed pop culture, porn, and jokes, its generally due to Rape and is far, far more common that people think
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #612 on: August 30, 2023, 06:07:31 PM »
Not sure about the human world but can confirm that incest is super common in the animal world, especially with pitbulls.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #613 on: August 30, 2023, 06:10:49 PM »
When grown men call themselves mama’s boys

People who still think Kobe was better than LeBron (RIP tho, that shit was random and sad af)

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #614 on: August 30, 2023, 08:15:04 PM »
Not sure about the human world but can confirm that incest is super common in the animal world, especially with pitbulls.
Yah know researchers at Michigan State University have discovered that dogs often take on the same personality traits as their owner. Food for thought.
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #615 on: August 31, 2023, 10:27:35 AM »
People wearing over-ear headphones in public

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #616 on: September 01, 2023, 10:49:27 PM »
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When driving and the person in front of you is going slow so you get over to go around them and then they speed up
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I do this to people. But only when I'm going 10 over the speed limit already. It's funny to me.
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Lose the ego, here’s something to think about

“In college, my best friend and I had a summer job culling trees from a property 50kms (30miles) from the nearest hospital/ambulance station.  We both got the job at the same time and worked there for almost 3 summers in a team of 5 guys.  We were all very skilled with equipment and had been through extensive training.  Two of the guys on the team were professional arborists. We had all the gear, but as anyone with professional experience with chainsaws will tell you, unpredictable accidents can happen.

On a late August morning we had just finished downing a 30 foot white pine and were in the process of removing the branches.  My friend was working his way down the trunk when he hit a knot in an oddly formed branch and the chainsaw kicked and due to the admittedly awkward position he was in sliced into a seam between his chaps and his belt.

The blood started flowing immediately and everyone stopped.  While the others stabilized him, I ran to get my car knowing in any case we'd have to drive.  While trying to control the bleeding we loaded him into the back seat of my car and I started driving as fast as I could towards the nearest hospital. 10/50kms in we got cell coverage and arranged a place to meet the nearest ambulance.  I knew we had to get him in fast as we were having trouble controlling the bleeding. When I reached a 4 lane highway I started going faster than I had ever driven before.

While in the middle of nowhere most people would see me coming and move to the right lane (slower traffic keeping right), but as we got closer to town we started coming across packs.  It was 25/50kms to the hospital that we came across a white Nissan Altima and a Subaru Forester that blocked us in just like the OP likes to do.  I can still remember the license plates of those to cars to this day.  She was doing everything to ensure I didn't pass.  She slowed up down from 90-75km/h (speed limit is 100km/h - ~60mph).  We were stuck.  It was this way for a solid 10minutes. It wasn't until we got to the next exit ramp that I was able to pass on the inside and get by.  By this point most of our clothes had been used to help soak up the blood/applying pressure.

Frustrated one of the guys threw a T-shirt that was dripping in blood out the window as we passed and hung out to give them a wave.  He, like all of us, was covered in blood. The blood soaked T-shirt landed midway up the hood of the white Altima leaving a streak as it slid/rolled up and over the windshield.

5kms (3 miles down the highway) we were joined by a highway patrol officer who matched our speed and helped to clear the way to the ambulance waiting a further 2 miles down the road.  By that point the bleeding had slowed and my friend had a very weak pulse.  The ambulance crew was ready and waiting and transferred him within seconds of our arrival.  I jumped into the ambulance and we all took off. Sadly the friend died a few minutes later, 1km from the hospital.

My friends were at the side of the road explaining the situation to the police officer when the white Altima showed up. I wasn't there for this part, so I'm going by the stories they told me.   Anyways, she stopped and approached the officer in such a way that she couldn't see the blood soaked guys. She was shouting about dangerous driving and going to kill someone, yadda yadda yadda.  The officer brought her around to look at the inside of my car which was covered in blood, and then pointed to the other two guys from my crew who were covered in blood from head to toe. He explained there was a medical emergency and asked if what we had said about her impeding the flow of traffic was correct.  He cited her for a number of things including unnecessarily slow driving and dangerous driving.  While he was writing the ticket he was informed of the death of my friend in the ambulance.  The guy stopped writing the ticket to come over and tell the guys what happened.  He opted to not tell the lady in the Altima, but the other guys on the team sure let her know.

The guys got in the car and came to meet me at the hospital where we were going to meet with police to explain the situation.  On the way they passed the Subaru Forester, which had been stopped by another officer.

Your best bet is to get out of the way if you can.  While the driver behind you may just be an asshole, it may also be someone with a medical emergency; a partner in labour, a child having a diabetic attack, or a tree surgeon bleeding to death.  In any case, letting them past you doesn't affect you in any way and may save a life.  These scenarios aren't likely, but they also aren't impossible.  It ultimately comes down to how you decide to process the situation.  If you want to operate on the default mode of assuming you're right and everyone else is wrong, you're going to have a terrible time functioning in society. Lines, traffic, call centers, and dealing with big business or government will always seem tedious to you.  On the other hand, if you can view the world from a more understanding perspective you'll be able to relax and stop being such a dick.  Have a good life! “

Neat anecdote. First off, if they were so skilled, why didn't they have any first aid equipment other than their dirty t-shirts? Not really that prepared were they? Three years working for the forest service and never once did we go out cutting without someone medically trained (myself), as well as tourniquets and wound packing gauze.

Secondly, there is no causal evidence that driving faster than the speed limit saves lives. Not even for ambulances. All it does is put other people at risk on the road. No matter how serious your emergency is, it isn't serious enought to cause an accident that can potentially get an untold number of other people killed. In this anecdote, they likely maybe saved themselves two to four minutes, which, with an improperly treated trauma means absolutely fuck all.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tiPD_BKbc_9ewWpdZXl7nZSc97f1QOna/view?usp=drive_link
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_Ne8eN2FhAhJ4EowVNrr4jaFwl2n-pON/view?usp=drive_link
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-XsbnOPPIDAipfkvwUmWt-zu4pmPYVxL/view?usp=drive_link

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #617 on: September 02, 2023, 09:03:05 AM »
When you walk by a convenience store or something and they have a gratuitous typo on one of their signs. Passed a smoke shop that had “lighets” instead of lighters, like you’re paying for this shit to be printed and you don’t catch that? Shit makes me want to use an ableist slur

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« Reply #618 on: September 02, 2023, 09:41:15 AM »
Being an arborist is one of if not the most dangerous job in America. And you expect some college kids to be able to have the medical equipment and experience to suture a cut artery if not multiple.

It’s also a very commonly known fact that driving slower rather than faster is much more dangerous and causes more accidents.

Just think about what you just said and why its so stupid. If you’re someone having an allergic reaction where your throat is closing and the only thing to reverse it is miles away, your survival absolutely depends how quickly you can get to medical help. Same situation with someone losing gallons of blood of a minute. Do you see ambulances driving the speed limit when they are on the way to an emergency? Fuck no, they put on the sirens and speed as fast as they can, ignoring red lights to get the person who needs help. Ambulances shouldn’t fit in to your bullshit statistic either because cars get out their way when they have their sirens on.

In the story it explicitly states they were boxed in for 10 minutes, which is way more than the 3-4 minutes that you suggested.

One of my best friends in highschool died after having an allergic reaction to peanuts at a school event where he was immediately rushed to the hospital but he died before he could get there. He almost certainly would’ve survived if he had made it to the hospital in time.

Try telling your wife who’s in labor that you can’t be speeding to the hospital. You wouldn’t because that’s absolutely re- tar- ded.

Unbelievable how many people in this thread defend their asshole driving. You said you do it just to be funny which is the corniest shit ever. You’re not that important, people have places to be and it costs you nothing to get out of the way.
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #619 on: September 02, 2023, 11:02:37 AM »
Being an arborist is one of if not the most dangerous job in America. 1. And you expect some college kids to be able to have the medical equipment and experience to suture a cut artery if not multiple.

2. It’s also a very commonly known fact that driving slower rather than faster is much more dangerous and causes more accidents.

Just think about what you just said and why its so stupid. 3. If you’re someone having an allergic reaction where your throat is closing and the only thing to reverse it is miles away, your survival absolutely depends how quickly you can get to medical help. 4. Same situation with someone losing gallons of blood of a minute. 5. Do you see ambulances driving the speed limit when they are on the way to an emergency? Fuck no, they put on the sirens and speed as fast as they can, ignoring red lights to get the person who needs help. 6. Ambulances shouldn’t fit in to your bullshit statistic either because cars get out their way when they have their sirens on.

In the story it explicitly states they were boxed in for 10 minutes, which is way more than the 3-4 minutes that you suggested.

7. One of my best friends in highschool died after having an allergic reaction to peanuts at a school event where he was immediately rushed to the hospital but he died before he could get there. He almost certainly would’ve survived if he had made it to the hospital in time.

8. Try telling your wife who’s in labor that you can’t be speeding to the hospital. You wouldn’t because that’s absolutely re- tar- ded.

Unbelievable how many people in this thread defend their asshole driving. You said you do it just to be funny which is the corniest shit ever. 9. You’re not that important, people have places to be and it costs you nothing to get out of the way.

Let me just preface this by saying you are an idiot who has no idea what you're talking about. Please, tell me, a paramedic, more about what ambulances do or don't do, or should or should not be doing. Did you even bother taking a look at the articles I posted? Those are journal articles that I have on my computer already, because I have already researched shit like this.

1. I never said they need to have equipment or knowledge to suture a lacerated artery. Like you said though, it is a dangerous job, one that I previously stated I have done, except when I was doing it, the forest was also on fire.

What I said is, knowing how dangerous it is, they should have had a basic stop the bleed kit with them. Tourniquets and wound packing are how you stop bleeds, not sutures.

2. Completely false. Show me any study that says speeding is safer than driving the speed limit. Dollars to donuts that is the speed these evil motorists were going.

3. Please explain to me the difference between an anaphylactic and an anaphylactoid reaction first, then I might take you seriously with this point. Most people who have that serious of a reaction to go into anaphylactic shock, will almost always have an epi pen or some other form of epinephrine injecting device. Unless of course they are medically underserved, which is certainly a discussion for another time. Epinephrine saves lives in these cases, not going zoom zoom fast.

4. Bro, if you're losing gallons of blood every minute, then you are fucked anyway. Adults have only 5-7 liters of blood in circulation at any given time, other than pregnant women.

5. Refer to those articles I posted. There is a paradigm shift happening in the world of EMS. Someday soon hopefully, there will be almost no times when you ever see an ambulance going lights and sirens. Going lights and speeding very rarely leads to any life saving procedures actually being performed at the hospital. Paramedics are smart enough now (most of the time), to manage extremely sick patients for the extra two minutes it takes at most to get to the hospital. More and more, we manage patients and stabilize them on scene before we even initiate transport. The average time to be seen in the ED, even with a lights and sirens response is at minimum 15 minutes. Obviously there are exceptions, such as serious traumas, but even then, if the bleeding isn't stopped or at least stemmed prior to arrival at the trauma bay, then those patients aren't likely viable anyway. Also, ambulances aren't allowed to just blow through red lights. You are expected to drive with due regard to the public. They should be making an almost complete stop to check both ways before entering an intersection. It isn't exactly worth it to the patient if we go fast and get smoked by a car in the intersection. Now when there was when patient, there are many.

6. Ha! It is clear that you have spent exactly zero hours on an ambulance, because no, they fucking do not get out of the way. There are a whole plethora of reasons for this, but no, they generally don't really move in any meaningful way.

7. Did he have an epi pen? Did someone call an ambulance rather that trying to take him themselves? The wee woo bus has medicines for just that type of affliction. Epinephrine.

8. That's not really even a thing anymore dawg. If she is a known at risk pregnancy, then her and her physician will have a plan in place for what to do when the time comes. Otherwise, somebody better call the amber lamps. We have the sterile equipment, and are trained in assisting a mother to deliver her child.

9. No one has anywhere to be that justifies them endangering everyone else on the road.

And, in my anecdote, I already said I was going over the speed limit. So I'm an asshole too. Though generally 5-10 over in my area is just going with the flow of traffic.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #620 on: September 02, 2023, 11:09:57 AM »
When you walk by a convenience store or something and they have a gratuitous typo on one of their signs. Passed a smoke shop that had “lighets” instead of lighters, like you’re paying for this shit to be printed and you don’t catch that? Shit makes me want to use an ableist slur

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« Reply #621 on: September 02, 2023, 11:44:01 AM »
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Being an arborist is one of if not the most dangerous job in America. 1. And you expect some college kids to be able to have the medical equipment and experience to suture a cut artery if not multiple.

2. It’s also a very commonly known fact that driving slower rather than faster is much more dangerous and causes more accidents.

Just think about what you just said and why its so stupid. 3. If you’re someone having an allergic reaction where your throat is closing and the only thing to reverse it is miles away, your survival absolutely depends how quickly you can get to medical help. 4. Same situation with someone losing gallons of blood of a minute. 5. Do you see ambulances driving the speed limit when they are on the way to an emergency? Fuck no, they put on the sirens and speed as fast as they can, ignoring red lights to get the person who needs help. 6. Ambulances shouldn’t fit in to your bullshit statistic either because cars get out their way when they have their sirens on.

In the story it explicitly states they were boxed in for 10 minutes, which is way more than the 3-4 minutes that you suggested.

7. One of my best friends in highschool died after having an allergic reaction to peanuts at a school event where he was immediately rushed to the hospital but he died before he could get there. He almost certainly would’ve survived if he had made it to the hospital in time.

8. Try telling your wife who’s in labor that you can’t be speeding to the hospital. You wouldn’t because that’s absolutely re- tar- ded.

Unbelievable how many people in this thread defend their asshole driving. You said you do it just to be funny which is the corniest shit ever. 9. You’re not that important, people have places to be and it costs you nothing to get out of the way.
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Let me just preface this by saying you are an idiot who has no idea what you're talking about. Please, tell me, a paramedic, more about what ambulances do or don't do, or should or should not be doing. Did you even bother taking a look at the articles I posted? Those are journal articles that I have on my computer already, because I have already researched shit like this.

1. I never said they need to have equipment or knowledge to suture a lacerated artery. Like you said though, it is a dangerous job, one that I previously stated I have done, except when I was doing it, the forest was also on fire.

What I said is, knowing how dangerous it is, they should have had a basic stop the bleed kit with them. Tourniquets and wound packing are how you stop bleeds, not sutures.

2. Completely false. Show me any study that says speeding is safer than driving the speed limit. Dollars to donuts that is the speed these evil motorists were going.

3. Please explain to me the difference between an anaphylactic and an anaphylactoid reaction first, then I might take you seriously with this point. Most people who have that serious of a reaction to go into anaphylactic shock, will almost always have an epi pen or some other form of epinephrine injecting device. Unless of course they are medically underserved, which is certainly a discussion for another time. Epinephrine saves lives in these cases, not going zoom zoom fast.

4. Bro, if you're losing gallons of blood every minute, then you are fucked anyway. Adults have only 5-7 liters of blood in circulation at any given time, other than pregnant women.

5. Refer to those articles I posted. There is a paradigm shift happening in the world of EMS. Someday soon hopefully, there will be almost no times when you ever see an ambulance going lights and sirens. Going lights and speeding very rarely leads to any life saving procedures actually being performed at the hospital. Paramedics are smart enough now (most of the time), to manage extremely sick patients for the extra two minutes it takes at most to get to the hospital. More and more, we manage patients and stabilize them on scene before we even initiate transport. The average time to be seen in the ED, even with a lights and sirens response is at minimum 15 minutes. Obviously there are exceptions, such as serious traumas, but even then, if the bleeding isn't stopped or at least stemmed prior to arrival at the trauma bay, then those patients aren't likely viable anyway. Also, ambulances aren't allowed to just blow through red lights. You are expected to drive with due regard to the public. They should be making an almost complete stop to check both ways before entering an intersection. It isn't exactly worth it to the patient if we go fast and get smoked by a car in the intersection. Now when there was when patient, there are many.

6. Ha! It is clear that you have spent exactly zero hours on an ambulance, because no, they fucking do not get out of the way. There are a whole plethora of reasons for this, but no, they generally don't really move in any meaningful way.

7. Did he have an epi pen? Did someone call an ambulance rather that trying to take him themselves? The wee woo bus has medicines for just that type of affliction. Epinephrine.

8. That's not really even a thing anymore dawg. If she is a known at risk pregnancy, then her and her physician will have a plan in place for what to do when the time comes. Otherwise, somebody better call the amber lamps. We have the sterile equipment, and are trained in assisting a mother to deliver her child.

9. No one has anywhere to be that justifies them endangering everyone else on the road.

And, in my anecdote, I already said I was going over the speed limit. So I'm an asshole too. Though generally 5-10 over in my area is just going with the flow of traffic.
1. Not all arborists are created equal. Expecting all of them to have the right medical equipment is insane. Maybe in a perfect world but we aren’t living in that. Tourniquets can be absolutely be made from t shirts. Proper tourniquets don’t immediately stop the flow of blood and fix the situation. Medical help is still needed immediately.
2. Completely correct. Look it up. It has actual peer reviewed studies rather than a google doc you made for your senior thesis.
3.another case of you expecting everyone to have an epi pen on them at all times. There’s plenty of times where people don’t realize they have a serious allergy until it happens. Epi pens don’t always work either. Only in a perfect world would everyone have their epi pen at all times and know how to administer it properly or for it to be 100% effective.
4. It’s a euphemism and you know what I meant. Liters or gallons, losing a lot of blood that quickly is lethal.
5. There’s still plenty of instances where the patient does need to be evacuated to a hospital immediately. You even said most of the time, which is not all the time. You also mentioned exceptions for trauma and other things. So those people are just fucked in your paradigm shift I guess. Sometimes the ambulance can’t get there in time to stabilize them. What happens then?  Then its a lot faster to speed to the hospital rather than wait around for an ambulance. Ambulances need to be able to get where they need to go quickly, your argument makes no sense.
6. This is bullshit. People move out of the way near 100% of the time. Its basic driving 101. It doesn’t take a paramedic to know this. Your points make me believe your a receptionist at a grocery store clinic cosplaying as a medical professional.
7. He did have an epi pen but once again it wasn’t enough to save him. The “wee woo bus” couldn’t make it to him in time and he died in his fathers arms before they arrived.
8. Unplanned labor happens all the fucking time. You don’t know what you’re talking about. All of your points boil down to “in a perfect world the ‘amber lamps’ would be there in time”
9. I’ve given a million examples where being somewhere in time justifies speeding. With all the shootings going on, the cops and ems should take their time I guess so they don’t endanger anyone else on the road. Soon they won’t have any sirens to alert anyone to get out of the way right?

In your anecdote I said your an asshole for not letting people get past. 5-10 over is keeping up with the flow of traffic near everywhere.
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #622 on: September 02, 2023, 12:12:11 PM »
So, you're still a dummy with no medical knowledge or experience. Got it. Once again, you did not bother to read the articles (peer reviewed) that I posted. And no, effective tourniquets can not be made out of fucking t-shirts. Hell, there are a bunch of commercial examples of tourniquets that don't even meet the qualification of being effective.

I like that, "it doesn't take a paramedic to know that the do move out of the way". Well, speaking from literal multiples of experience, I can say that they do not. Most of the time people just can't hear the sirens, some times there is nowhere to go, but they definitely don't move out of the way "100% of the time"

Epi pens are not intended to be used once and then you go about your business. It is sad that the manufacturers don't inform patients that there are multiple doses in them, and that if you take them apart for those multiple doses, they can actually be used for IM administration rather than sub Q which is actually what you get if you use the first dose as instructed.

Also, you give me your peer reviewed studies of how slower driving creates more accidents, and fatal ones at that, and I will give you mine about how speeding. Other than the ones I already posted related to ambulances getting into motor vehicle collisions.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #623 on: September 02, 2023, 12:36:51 PM »
So, you're still a dummy with no medical knowledge or experience. Got it. Once again, you did not bother to read the articles (peer reviewed) that I posted. And no, effective tourniquets can not be made out of fucking t-shirts. Hell, there are a bunch of commercial examples of tourniquets that don't even meet the qualification of being effective.

I like that, "it doesn't take a paramedic to know that the do move out of the way". Well, speaking from literal multiples of experience, I can say that they do not. Most of the time people just can't hear the sirens, some times there is nowhere to go, but they definitely don't move out of the way "100% of the time"

Epi pens are not intended to be used once and then you go about your business. It is sad that the manufacturers don't inform patients that there are multiple doses in them, and that if you take them apart for those multiple doses, they can actually be used for IM administration rather than sub Q which is actually what you get if you use the first dose as instructed.

Also, you give me your peer reviewed studies of how slower driving creates more accidents, and fatal ones at that, and I will give you mine about how speeding. Other than the ones I already posted related to ambulances getting into motor vehicle collisions.
They can be made out of t shirts. It happens every day. And now you’re saying that all arborists need something better than commercial tourniquets because even those aren’t effective?

Because a few people don’t move out of the way every once awhile that means they should all get rid of sirens I guess. Got it. I also said “near 100% of the time.”

So you admit that people aren’t usually informed enough to even know how to use epi pens effectively. My friend did use his properly and he still died. Argue this with his family. RIP Simon.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/21582440221091708
Here’s your study and it’s not a google doc. If you’re still skeptical just look it up, pretty much everywhere will tell you it’s more dangerous to drive slow and it causes more accidents. Slow driving is usually due to texting which kills people all the time. And no I’m not saying speeding is safe or a good thing. Im just saying there’s times where speeding is absolutely necessary.

It’s also funny how you being a paramedic makes you think you’re an expert on all areas of medicine.

This all boils down to my original point, that speeding sometimes is necessary in life or death situations and you’ve done nothing to convince me otherwise.


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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #624 on: September 02, 2023, 01:17:04 PM »
You didn't even read that study. Also, once again, none of the studies I posted are just "google docs" They are all peer reviewed and published in medical journals. I put them in my google drive and opened permissions because generally they are behind pay walls, though I have institutional access.

People who use t-shirts for tourniquets die. I didn't say that arborists need some magical, beyond commercial tourniquet, what I said, is that there are a shit load of knock off tourniquets on the market. Buying legitimate CAT or SOFFT tourniquets may be slightly more expensive, but it is worth the cost. Also, as I said, wound packing gauze for junctional hemmorhage.

And yes, we should do away with lights and sirens for 99% of medical calls. It does more harm than good.

I didn't say that people don't use their epi pens effectively, they just aren't informed by the company that it contains a multi-dose vial. If your friend or their family had been informed of that, he may still be alive. RIP Simon.

I never said I'm an expert in all areas of medicine, just when compared to you.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #625 on: September 02, 2023, 01:46:23 PM »
@brycickle

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #626 on: September 02, 2023, 02:24:33 PM »
when people have "peer reviewed studys", like no one gives a shit dude just state your case

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« Reply #627 on: September 02, 2023, 02:27:48 PM »
when people have "peer reviewed studys", like no one gives a shit dude just state your case

Lol agreed. Who the fuck cares what your peers think? Why is that even a thing? Do you just pay your friends to read it and tell you it was dope or something?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #628 on: September 02, 2023, 03:00:47 PM »
You guys are right. Evidence and science are bullshit.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #629 on: September 02, 2023, 07:36:59 PM »
People who feel the need to quote the entire post they’re replying to in an argument, thusly creating a massive wall of text