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yghartsyrt

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #690 on: September 29, 2023, 03:31:59 PM »
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people that eat long pasta with more than a fork
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Well, good luck trying to cut your spaghetti with a fork.

are you 5? Who cuts their spaghetti (or other long pasta)?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #691 on: September 29, 2023, 04:48:33 PM »
People (trades mainly) that go to the bar wearing their work clothes, covered in paint, plaster or saw dust etc and smelling like shit. Go take a shower and change first. Not taking about lunch, that's fine, more mean afterwork drinks.

I read this thread and im like “damn, people would be thinking a lot less of me all the time IRL.” Im an aging skateboarder usually smeared with grease and oil who hasn’t worn deodorant in about 15 years. Unless I’ve got a job to do where I need to be clean or I’m going to see someone important, i wear the same clothes for numerous days in a row as long as I do not end up smelling like someone’s perfume or soap or cologne or food or smoke.
Well-defined ambiguity, I'm already on somebody's list as a casualty

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #692 on: September 29, 2023, 04:51:24 PM »
Im an aging skateboarder usually smeared with grease and oil who hasn’t worn deodorant in about 15 years.
Fuck man nothing wrong with going to the bar in your work clothes but you gotta get on that

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #693 on: September 29, 2023, 05:30:00 PM »
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People (trades mainly) that go to the bar wearing their work clothes, covered in paint, plaster or saw dust etc and smelling like shit. Go take a shower and change first. Not taking about lunch, that's fine, more mean afterwork drinks.
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I read this thread and im like “damn, people would be thinking a lot less of me all the time IRL.” Im an aging skateboarder usually smeared with grease and oil who hasn’t worn deodorant in about 15 years. Unless I’ve got a job to do where I need to be clean or I’m going to see someone important, i wear the same clothes for numerous days in a row as long as I do not end up smelling like someone’s perfume or soap or cologne or food or smoke.

damn lol is this what no pussy does to a mf?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #694 on: September 29, 2023, 05:50:28 PM »
Nothing is more offensive than business casual at a bar…..fuck THAT guy…..am I right? 

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #695 on: September 29, 2023, 07:18:35 PM »
People who are more successful than me. Also people less successful than me

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #696 on: September 30, 2023, 03:43:31 AM »
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people that eat long pasta with more than a fork
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are you 5? Who cuts their spaghetti (or other long pasta)?

people i think less of :D

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #697 on: September 30, 2023, 04:18:09 AM »
People who put sugar in spaghetti/grits, like why do you candied starch?


Not liking mayo, grow up.
Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #698 on: September 30, 2023, 04:16:09 PM »


Not liking mayo, grow up.

I don't like store bought mayo.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #699 on: September 30, 2023, 04:32:57 PM »
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Not liking mayo, grow up.
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I don't like store bought mayo.

Woah, get a load of Aioli J. Rockefeller over here.
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #700 on: October 01, 2023, 01:00:34 AM »
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people i think less of :D

Full circle.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #701 on: October 01, 2023, 01:17:16 AM »
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cutting spaghetti

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #702 on: October 01, 2023, 07:13:17 AM »
People who live somewhere with good tap water but won’t drink tap water

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #703 on: October 01, 2023, 11:57:59 AM »
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people that eat long pasta with more than a fork
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Well, good luck trying to cut your spaghetti with a fork.
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are you 5? Who cuts their spaghetti (or other long pasta)?

That was the joke, eejit.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #704 on: October 01, 2023, 12:12:54 PM »
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people that eat long pasta with more than a fork
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are you 5? Who cuts their spaghetti (or other long pasta)?
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That was the joke, eejit.
Weak comeback…

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #705 on: October 01, 2023, 12:25:22 PM »
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Not liking mayo, grow up.
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I don't like store bought mayo.
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Woah, get a load of Aioli J. Rockefeller over here.

Oil, vinegar, egg yolk, a whisk and a bowl. Figure it the fuck out.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #706 on: October 01, 2023, 01:50:15 PM »
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Not liking mayo, grow up.
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I don't like store bought mayo.
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Woah, get a load of Aioli J. Rockefeller over here.
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Oil, vinegar, egg yolk, a whisk and a bowl. Figure it the fuck out.

Lol you’re right. I’m just fucking around.

If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #707 on: October 01, 2023, 02:18:06 PM »
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Not liking mayo, grow up.
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I don't like store bought mayo.
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Woah, get a load of Aioli J. Rockefeller over here.
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Oil, vinegar, egg yolk, a whisk and a bowl. Figure it the fuck out.
So what do you add to make it homemade Miracle Whip??

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #708 on: October 01, 2023, 02:32:08 PM »
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people that eat long pasta with more than a fork
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Well, good luck trying to cut your spaghetti with a fork.
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are you 5? Who cuts their spaghetti (or other long pasta)?
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That was the joke, eejit.
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Weak comeback…

Not dissimilar to your original error in interpretation, you've made a mistake in thinking there's a two-way argument taking place here. I hope it's not too upfront, but I'm wondering whether your comprehensive reading level is on par with your peers; are you five?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #709 on: October 01, 2023, 06:30:32 PM »
Spoon no? 

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #710 on: October 01, 2023, 08:13:30 PM »
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people that eat long pasta with more than a fork
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Well, good luck trying to cut your spaghetti with a fork.
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are you 5? Who cuts their spaghetti (or other long pasta)?
[close]

That was the joke, eejit.
[close]
Weak comeback…
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Not dissimilar to your original error in interpretation, you've made a mistake in thinking there's a two-way argument taking place here. I hope it's not too upfront, but I'm wondering whether your comprehensive reading level is on par with your peers; are you five?

which one of you is gonna cum first, you're both slurping each other pretty hard

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #711 on: October 01, 2023, 10:52:40 PM »
Spoon no?
no not never.... you should too.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #712 on: October 02, 2023, 12:00:28 AM »

Not dissimilar to your original error in interpretation, you've made a mistake in thinking there's a two-way argument taking place here. I hope it's not too upfront, but I'm wondering whether your comprehensive reading level is on par with your peers; are you five?

I still don’t get it, so I guess my reading comprehension is lacking.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #713 on: October 02, 2023, 10:03:39 AM »
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Spoon no?
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no not never.... you should too.

It's not as bad as cutting it of course but there is no real need if you have a proper twirl with the fork

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #714 on: October 02, 2023, 10:58:17 AM »
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Not dissimilar to your original error in interpretation, you've made a mistake in thinking there's a two-way argument taking place here. I hope it's not too upfront, but I'm wondering whether your comprehensive reading level is on par with your peers; are you five?
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I still don’t get it, so I guess my reading comprehension is lacking.

Don't worry about it mate. You've got a whole lifetime ahead of you.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #715 on: October 02, 2023, 12:37:25 PM »
Ok i kinda take back about thinking less of people who believe in astrology and horoscopes

More people than i imagined are really into that in my city and I can’t allow myself to think less of pretty much of everyone i meet because im not an asshole and i dont want to be an asshole.


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #716 on: October 02, 2023, 01:15:20 PM »
Ok i kinda take back about thinking less of people who believe in astrology and horoscopes

More people than i imagined are really into that in my city and I can’t allow myself to think less of pretty much of everyone i meet because im not an asshole and i dont want to be an asshole.

Indecisive; typical Libra. Happy birthday, moonchild.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #717 on: October 02, 2023, 01:32:36 PM »
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Ok i kinda take back about thinking less of people who believe in astrology and horoscopes

More people than i imagined are really into that in my city and I can’t allow myself to think less of pretty much of everyone i meet because im not an asshole and i dont want to be an asshole.
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Indecisive; typical Libra. Happy birthday, moonchild.
ah, a gemini.
you charming provocateur you


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #718 on: October 02, 2023, 02:34:11 PM »
where does one read horoscopes these days anyhow?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #719 on: October 02, 2023, 02:59:10 PM »
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Not dissimilar to your original error in interpretation, you've made a mistake in thinking there's a two-way argument taking place here. I hope it's not too upfront, but I'm wondering whether your comprehensive reading level is on par with your peers; are you five?
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I still don’t get it, so I guess my reading comprehension is lacking.
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Don't worry about it mate. You've got a whole lifetime ahead of you.
Thank you for your support and faith in me. Means a lot.
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