Ok remember how I said I botched my pullout with my girl a couple weeks ago? Well now she’s only a few days away from missing her period and has been showing minor symptoms (random illness, increased appetite, weird cravings, etc) and now I’m lowkey spooked brehs
I’m gonna need the power of SLAP and all the land to come together and give me all their energy like Goku with the spirit bomb....
And send a powerful blast out into the universe with a resounding
NO to that insemination cuz I ain’t ready for this shit!
Like forreal I feel like this inside
I know some of us have had our differences on here but that should be even more reason to get onboard and send some infertility vibes my way, we all need this right now
I’ll do anything y’all. Stop using smileys, stop making threads, hell ill even focus my account and post under an unrecognizable alias...
Just please dear God don’t let her get pregnant!!