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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: geelassieone on January 19, 2023, 07:04:00 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHuRG2Tpc0
I`ma just leave this here!
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What is „art“ these days anyway…
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Nuclear worm looks cool
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"We got the nuclear worm over here..."
I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that phrase. The timing of that sequence is perfect. I laughed so hard, probably more than I should
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"We got the nuclear worm over here..."
I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that phrase. The timing of that sequence is perfect. I laughed so hard, probably more than I should
I thought he said “new Killer Worm” at first
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His career at Element so much reminds me of Brent Atchley where he was promoted so heavy on there and once he got off, it's almost like you never hear from the guy anymore.
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
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I like that Andy Anderson was wearing his helmet in the art show. Wouldn't want to slip and crack your melon on one of those killer worms...
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I like that Andy Anderson was wearing his helmet in the art show. Wouldn't want to slip and crack your melon on one of those killer worms...
everybody gunna wish they had helmets when those nuclear worms start showing up
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weed under the helmet for sure
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
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I like that Andy Anderson was wearing his helmet in the art show. Wouldn't want to slip and crack your melon on one of those killer worms...
To be a fly on the wall for a potential convo between &&, Kelly Hart, and Greyson Fletcher (in skartist mode) at an opening. I can’t even imagine what that would be like.
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
I don’t think he’s dining out on John From Cincinnati clout
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i fucking hate art
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
I'm not tuned to the surf scene but I think his dad and uncle were/are big names
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Dude is really just gonna walk up in here & rip-off Dane Vaughn’s schtick like that?
Seriously though, I enjoy that he’s created a recurring character that is identifiable. A good exercise in branding & frankly, no worse than Mikey’s “pterodactyl with hair” thing.
Nuclear Worm skateboards incoming any day now.
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PEOPLE SUCK!
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skate fast, art trash.
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
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This has to be a skit, right ?
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
How are Christian and Nathan Fletcher kooks?
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit
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socal is a nazi fever dream
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit
Are they though? I can see Christian being pretty Duane in his uneducated views, but Nathan seems pretty apolitical. Could be wrong. Probably am.
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit
Are they though? I can see Christian being pretty Duane in his uneducated views, but Nathan seems pretty apolitical. Could be wrong. Probably am.
didn't he kickflip a surfboard in the 90s? is he the guy who rob dyrdek visited at 'man camp' and he made dyrdek and danny way do macho stuff? or was that Laaaaird? [hamilton not vern]
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socal is a nazi fever dream
Such a boring take.
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit
Are they though? I can see Christian being pretty Duane in his uneducated views, but Nathan seems pretty apolitical. Could be wrong. Probably am.
Christian's pretty fried, there might still be hope for Nathan. Christian was tweaking pretty hard many years ago. Trestles, State Beach, T-street, SC pier localism BS when they were young wouldn't have helped either of them.
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Imagine explaining one of these pieces to your neighbors when they ask you wtf is that. Fried golden brown to a crisp
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socal is a nazi fever dream
Such a boring take.
you know how the national socialists explicitly mentioned manifest destiny as something they looked towards when implementing lebensraum? there’s no way they didn’t look at orange county and shed tears of joy. just cause you’re from there and you did a hashtag blm post don’t mean nothin…
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wow okay
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Aiit den
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socal is a nazi fever dream
Such a boring take.
you know how the national socialists explicitly mentioned manifest destiny as something they looked towards when implementing lebensraum? there’s no way they didn’t look at orange county and shed tears of joy. just cause you’re from there and you did a hashtag blm post don’t mean nothin…
Orange County is but a section of “socal”
Rich, white conservative ghouls are but a section of Orange County (the coastal section)
Suburbs didn’t begin in earnest until the 50s, so I don’t know what you think Orange County was an example of to the Nazis…
But tell me more diet jello Biafra
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holy crap I'm so sorry the website crashed on my cpu and then before you know it I had 5 duplicate replies posted, hahaha shit my bad everyone
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socal is a nazi fever dream
Such a boring take.
you know how the national socialists explicitly mentioned manifest destiny as something they looked towards when implementing lebensraum? there’s no way they didn’t look at orange county and shed tears of joy. just cause you’re from there and you did a hashtag blm post don’t mean nothin…
Orange County is but a section of “socal”
Rich, white conservative ghouls are but a section of Orange County (the coastal section)
Suburbs didn’t begin in earnest until the 50s, so I don’t know what you think Orange County was an example of to the Nazis…
But tell me more diet jello Biafra
i didn’t say they were an example, i said american settler colonialism was an example and it’s perfectly
exemplified in southern california :)
jello biafra was sick- but everyone becomes a liberal in the end
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i fucking hate art
Same here...but then I make music so I REALLY have no room to talk.
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Same here...but then I make music so I REALLY have no room to talk.
Drop the link , I’m highly interested in what GAY is laying on the people.
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The royal family of surfing already had an exhibition about them
https://gagosian.com/exhibitions/2019/the-fletcher-family-a-lifetime-in-surf/
(https://www.styleofsport.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Fletcher_Family_style_of_sport.jpg)
https://www.styleofsport.com/the-fletcher-family-a-life-in-surf/#
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Trying to buy some but the link isn’t working
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
Lmao no way
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Same here...but then I make music so I REALLY have no room to talk.
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=11980.1050
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
Lmao no way
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/GREYSON+FLETCHER%27S+6+GREAT+VIDEO+GAMES.-a0555231033
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I don't care, his style sucks
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Not a fan but learning finding out he likes Dark Souls is a plus
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Liked the concept of the video but the writing was a little hamfisted, the grayson character is too caricaturish to still be funny. Crail does some funny skits but every time companies do videos like this it seems like they lean way too hard into the joke and just blow it out, like the nuclear worm bit and everything was too ridiculous to still be funny because nobody is actually that fried in real life, you can’t relate
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anytime someone paints on something bigger than a 16x20 canvas people start hyping them up. Like the bigger that canvas the better the artist you're perceived as. I'll be buying large canvases this weekend.You're all invites to me next show. Free Celsius provided by Flo Rida.
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jub won't be making it to town for this one
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anytime someone paints on something bigger than a 16x20 canvas people start hyping them up. Like the bigger that canvas the better the artist you're perceived as. I'll be buying large canvases this weekend.You're all invites to me next show. Free Celsius provided by Flo Rida.
My friend and her bf went to a weekday Flo Rida show at some small club in dc a couple years back. There was literally less than ten people there but he wasn’t bummed at all. He decided to perform but also broke out his own liquor and everyone got drunk together while he was performing. They said it was the most fun show they’ve ever been to. I think he still has all his money he just loves to party, very underrated guy
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shout out to Nathan Fletcher dude is a hellman heckride through and through
Love their emphasis on big fucked straight airs.
Christian Fletcher was an innovator too but he is pretty perma-fried.
Even if they weren't on drugs that whole family is kinda odd. Stoned genetics
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit
Are they though? I can see Christian being pretty Duane in his uneducated views, but Nathan seems pretty apolitical. Could be wrong. Probably am.
Christian's pretty fried, there might still be hope for Nathan. Christian was tweaking pretty hard many years ago. Trestles, State Beach, T-street, SC pier localism BS when they were young wouldn't have helped either of them.
pretty accurate
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"We got the nuclear worm over here..."
I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that phrase. The timing of that sequence is perfect. I laughed so hard, probably more than I should
"Hey baby, we got the nuclear worm over here. Jub's in town."
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Better than prawn but just by a little bit.
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Liked the concept of the video but the writing was a little hamfisted, the grayson character is too caricaturish to still be funny. Crail does some funny skits but every time companies do videos like this it seems like they lean way too hard into the joke and just blow it out, like the nuclear worm bit and everything was too ridiculous to still be funny because nobody is actually that fried in real life, you can’t relate
I can confirm as a native southern Californian, unequivocally, that this statement is False with a capital F.
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jub won't be making it to town for this one
This is in fact the reason jub left town
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this guy has my vote for aoty
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only 7 years until the nuclear worm
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Mad respect to NF but some of these huge airs.... he's not landing, or landing out the back of the wave not in the face. His Surfer's Journal cover was a prime example and I think this one also.
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Mad respect to NF but some of these huge airs.... he's not landing, or landing out the back of the wave not in the face. His Surfer's Journal cover was a prime example and I think this one also.
25:38 is no joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNGRN_YKgKc&ab_channel=Stab%3AWeliketosurf
Soz. Can't embed video. I used to be able to. I am getting dumber.
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Mad respect to NF but some of these huge airs.... he's not landing, or landing out the back of the wave not in the face. His Surfer's Journal cover was a prime example and I think this one also.
25:38 is no joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNGRN_YKgKc&ab_channel=Stab%3AWeliketosurf
Soz. Can't embed video. I used to be able to. I am getting dumber.
That was solid. Josh Kerr also amazing straight air surfer, does a lot of proper skate grabs. There was a time when photos of bailed airs were being published a lot in surf media, particularly early-mid nineties but it's a lot better now. Not sure if Christian Fletcher did a kickflip, plenty of shuvits early on. Earliest kickflip I ever saw was a sequence of a Malibu rider doing one off backwash going straight. Ozzie Wright has done a bs kickflip but landed a little off the back of the wave from memory
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I have seen some ad where Christian Fletcher did kickflip. It was a sequence in some skate mag.
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Zoltan does them on the regs. They're not real pretty, but he's a sick cunt.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmfZcmGNTxm/?hl=en
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Zoltan does them on the regs. They're not real pretty, but he's a sick cunt.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmfZcmGNTxm/?hl=en
Forgot about Zoltan. Didn't Volcom have a kickflip on a surfboard competition with a decent amount of prize money for the first to pull a proper one? If memory serves correct, Zoltan "won", but volcom refused to pay on some technicality? Memory fuzzy there, so I could be talking bullshit...
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Drop the link , I’m highly interested in what GAY is laying on the people down the pipe to papi.
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Zoltan does them on the regs. They're not real pretty, but he's a sick cunt.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmfZcmGNTxm/?hl=en
“ In March 2011, Santa Cruz, California-based surfer, Zoltan Torkos, landed the first filmed kickflip on a surfboard. At least he thought had. Action-sports-apparel manufacturer Volcom, who offered up $10,000 for the first person to do one, refused to pay him, citing rule number three of the 2007 contest rules: “the kickflip must be a proper air that begins from a bottom turn, is launched off the lip and travels above the wave.” But on March 9th, Volcom reversed their decision and awarded Torkos the money saying, “there is no denying that this is the first functional kickflip caught on video and a milestone in futuristic surfing.” Despite granting Torkos the award, Volcom immediately put up another $20,000 and clarified the rule to encourage more (and bigger) attempts. Zoltan, undeterred by the controversy, says he’ll be the first to pull the trick in competition … off the lip of the wave.”
–Ali Taylor Lange
https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/water-activities/adventure-zoltan-torkos-landing-first-ever-kickflip/
Then he won the $20,000 prize after doing the kickflip off the top of the lip
@ 20 seconds
https://youtu.be/-9qrLind8y8
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Zoltan does them on the regs. They're not real pretty, but he's a sick cunt.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmfZcmGNTxm/?hl=en
“ In March 2011, Santa Cruz, California-based surfer, Zoltan Torkos, landed the first filmed kickflip on a surfboard. At least he thought had. Action-sports-apparel manufacturer Volcom, who offered up $10,000 for the first person to do one, refused to pay him, citing rule number three of the 2007 contest rules: “the kickflip must be a proper air that begins from a bottom turn, is launched off the lip and travels above the wave.” But on March 9th, Volcom reversed their decision and awarded Torkos the money saying, “there is no denying that this is the first functional kickflip caught on video and a milestone in futuristic surfing.” Despite granting Torkos the award, Volcom immediately put up another $20,000 and clarified the rule to encourage more (and bigger) attempts. Zoltan, undeterred by the controversy, says he’ll be the first to pull the trick in competition … off the lip of the wave.”
–Ali Taylor Lange
https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/water-activities/adventure-zoltan-torkos-landing-first-ever-kickflip/
Then he won the $20,000 prize after doing the kickflip off the top of the lip
@ 20 seconds
https://youtu.be/-9qrLind8y8
Mobbed, doesn’t count
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this tweaked straight air is dank
https://youtu.be/sBNfZmfWhxM?t=89
front side Big spin
https://youtu.be/LofOFWsC57I?t=22
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Never would I ever have thought I’d be more stoked on a dude’s art who rides for a longboard company over whatever the fuck Fat Bill is up to this week.
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Mad respect to NF but some of these huge airs.... he's not landing, or landing out the back of the wave not in the face. His Surfer's Journal cover was a prime example and I think this one also.
25:38 is no joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNGRN_YKgKc&ab_channel=Stab%3AWeliketosurf
Soz. Can't embed video. I used to be able to. I am getting dumber.
Agreed. That is indeed solid. Perfect landing. This is the one with the suspect landing
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1074/5128/products/surfers-journal-30-5_768x.jpg?v=1668160228)
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Mad respect to NF but some of these huge airs.... he's not landing, or landing out the back of the wave not in the face. His Surfer's Journal cover was a prime example and I think this one also.
25:38 is no joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNGRN_YKgKc&ab_channel=Stab%3AWeliketosurf
Soz. Can't embed video. I used to be able to. I am getting dumber.
Agreed. That is indeed solid. Perfect landing. This is the one with the suspect landing
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1074/5128/products/surfers-journal-30-5_768x.jpg?v=1668160228)
Yeah, but it was still very sick. That high and levelled out, and he came down pretty much on his board, just over the back. Shows what's possible if someone in their 40's is doing that.
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Action bronson x illegal civ x greyson present
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ITS MEANT TO LOOK LIKE KIDS PAINTINGS
coming soon
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long term forhead sunnies is a fuckin' real council worker on acid at 3am at the casino move
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Best part of the video is at 2:12 when it goes to slow motion for no reason but instead of having the sound also in slow motion they just loop the background noise twice.
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nuclear worm
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unclear worm
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On the subject of kickflipping things other than a skateboard:
I present a bike
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmryQjIrdTg/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=
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On the subject of kickflipping things other than a skateboard:
I present a bike
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmryQjIrdTg/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=
Bikers can sit on they’re handle bars sideways and I still wouldn’t be impressed. And why’d one of them give a yiew to that shit. thps 2 create a park mode lookin ass.
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On the subject of kickflipping things other than a skateboard:
I present a bike
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmryQjIrdTg/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=
Poast a kickfrip
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On the subject of kickflipping things other than a skateboard:
I present a bike
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmryQjIrdTg/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=
Poast a kickfrip
Poast Beef
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koston riding around yelling do a kickflip at everyone now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHuRG2Tpc0
I`ma just leave this here!
that frontside ollie off the hip at 0:14 is so fucked