Author Topic: Microwave ice cream (Read 4308 times)

TheNAC · « **on:** July 04, 2012, 01:06:36 PM »

Who else does it? And what is your perfect consistency? I like right before it gets soupy, I usually put in that thang fo' bout 15 seconds.

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2012, 02:41:04 PM »

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=54206.0

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2012, 02:57:50 PM »

Quote from: Jumping Beans on July 04, 2012, 02:41:04 PM

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=54206.0

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ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2012, 02:58:11 PM »

i do usually for about 18 seconds.

Bronson · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2012, 03:01:31 PM »

Used to do it sometimes but I dont really remember why.

brianwilson · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2012, 04:16:54 PM »

I do this! I do it for 10 seconds on my microwave. If I don't the icecream's too hard and bends the spoon

Paper Crane · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2012, 04:17:07 PM »

Quote from: TheNAC on July 04, 2012, 01:06:36 PM

Who else does it? And what is your perfect consistency? I like right before it gets soupy, I usually put in that thang fo' bout 15 seconds.

Dontfearthereefer · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2012, 04:44:23 PM »

as a former ice cream factory worker, you guys are nuts

Patey · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2012, 08:07:51 PM »

sometimes i put my cream in the fridge

well, most times

pile · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2012, 09:42:34 PM »

i put mine in for about 15 seconds. i'd rather have it like somewhat of a milkshake for some reason.

Da Worst · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2012, 10:24:37 PM »

just throw whole thing in oven for an hour

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2012, 10:46:01 PM »

so basically you try to get ice cream to be not icy or creamy.

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2012, 11:15:47 PM »

Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on July 04, 2012, 10:46:01 PM

so basically you try to get ice cream to be not icy or creamy.

they're trying to get more expensive flavored milk.

Nosferatu · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2012, 11:46:07 PM »

If youve never microwaved your ice cream you've never eaten store bought ice cream.

Matze · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2012, 06:49:46 AM »

then you're buying the bad stuff.

this one came out in germany this year and it's creamy as fuck.

j....soy..... · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:31:56 AM »

Uh....just got that one?

Nosferatu · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:58:08 AM »

Your tiny european energy efficient freezers dont even get down anywhere near freezing tho so of course you dont have this problem

MuchasGracias · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2012, 10:06:35 AM »

Man up, and beat it with a spoon until you've reached your preferred consistency. Voila!

mcpeepants · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2012, 10:13:11 AM »

One time my beer froze, so I put it in the microwave. It worked, but then it tasted soapy.

ice nine · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:00:15 PM »

I've never even heard of anyone doing this. Just leave it on the counter for 10 minutes before you eat it if you want.fuck microwaves

TheNAC · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:05:28 PM »

Quote from: tough omelette on July 04, 2012, 04:17:07 PM

Quote from: TheNAC on July 04, 2012, 01:06:36 PM
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Who else does it? And what is your perfect consistency? I like right before it gets soupy, I usually put in that thang fo' bout 15 seconds.
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Coastal Fever · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:52:02 PM »

Quote from: mcpeepants on July 05, 2012, 10:13:11 AM

One time my beer froze, so I put it in the microwave. It worked, but then it tasted soapy.

The best is when you put a cold can of beer in the freezer for 20-30 minutes then you have a beer slushie. If you really want to treat yourself, drink it while taking a hot shower. Oh baby.

scootboard · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2012, 04:09:06 PM »

god invented hot showers after he invented cold beer

Pike St · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2012, 05:47:50 PM »

I used to microwave peanut butter and scoop my ice cream on top, and add some chocolate syrup. The peanut butter gets the bowl really hot though is the only bad part.

Dontfearthereefer · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2012, 06:15:12 PM »

3:13 doing paper work in the background, fuck yea me

it left the gnarliest foundation spot too

TheNAC · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:33:11 PM »

Quote from: Dontfearthereefer on July 05, 2012, 06:15:12 PM

3:13 doing paper work in the background, fuck yea me

it left the gnarliest foundation spot too

Are you suggesting microwaving my ice cream could be fatal?

victor333 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:42:09 PM »

Quote from: TheNAC on July 05, 2012, 08:33:11 PM

Quote from: Dontfearthereefer on July 05, 2012, 06:15:12 PM
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3:13 doing paper work in the background, fuck yea me

it left the gnarliest foundation spot too
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Are you suggesting microwaving my ice cream could be fatal?

I think he was implying he is now unemployed, and that we should feel bad for him

TheNAC · « **Reply #27 on:** July 06, 2012, 06:00:58 AM »

Quote from: victor333 on July 05, 2012, 08:42:09 PM

Quote from: TheNAC on July 05, 2012, 08:33:11 PM
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Quote from: Dontfearthereefer on July 05, 2012, 06:15:12 PM
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3:13 doing paper work in the background, fuck yea me

it left the gnarliest foundation spot too
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Are you suggesting microwaving my ice cream could be fatal?
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I think he was implying he is now unemployed, and that we should feel bad for him

At least he gets sweet unemployment checks. Why do people have real jobs? If you sell drugs, you're your own boss, and get hella cash. No taxes either. Perfect job.

Dontfearthereefer · « **Reply #28 on:** July 06, 2012, 08:57:07 PM »

no that shit was years ago, im just pointing out that under certain circumstances ice cream can spontaneously com bust, and is an accelerent due to its high oxygen content

pile · « **Reply #29 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:16:40 PM »

Quote from: j....soy..... on July 05, 2012, 08:31:56 AM

Uh....just got that one?

haha i thought the same thing. you'd figure that germany would have a way gnarlier ice cream selection than canada, seeing as how that general area of europe seems to be stereotyped as fat chocolate lovers? well, at least that's what i learned from the simpsons.

Author Topic: Microwave ice cream (Read 4308 times)

BraveUlysses

ROCKxADIO420

Pike St

victor333