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Title: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on May 10, 2012, 11:42:18 AM
theberrics.com (http://theberrics.com)
tell ya what, you guys write what you would on steve's bday card, and I'll compose it and deliver it myself.

and he looks great for 125, lord zulu or voldemort or whatever, good lookin keepin this man lookin fresh...
(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKPf3YIEvtnaELY8J2JP226Gkvr4gpLrIYYhwJG7st5zsEJiAL)
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Post by: Beeda Weeda on May 10, 2012, 11:43:53 AM
fuck you berra you peter pan bitch.
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Post by: Dirty Sprite on May 10, 2012, 11:55:44 AM
Stevie Wonder Happy Birthday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwscb3QIVSg#)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Mr. Fink on May 10, 2012, 12:20:05 PM
It is your birthday only, but not everything on your birthday counts. No hands on the cake that means no hand plants, no bonelesses, no grabs.
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: jimi420 on May 10, 2012, 12:47:26 PM
It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on May 10, 2012, 01:06:09 PM
Tony Hawk's lighting off a fat one for ya.
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Post by: clemsausage on May 10, 2012, 01:09:17 PM
http://www.recordingsofboardings.com/post/22791695588/happy-birthday-steve-berra (http://www.recordingsofboardings.com/post/22791695588/happy-birthday-steve-berra)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: David Schwimmer on May 10, 2012, 01:23:10 PM
http://www.recordingsofboardings.com/post/22791695588/happy-birthday-steve-berra (http://www.recordingsofboardings.com/post/22791695588/happy-birthday-steve-berra)

Thanks so much Mr. Clem, see people, this is what posting is about.
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Post by: 360 frip on May 10, 2012, 01:50:56 PM
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http://www.recordingsofboardings.com/post/22791695588/happy-birthday-steve-berra (http://www.recordingsofboardings.com/post/22791695588/happy-birthday-steve-berra)
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Thanks so much Mr. Clem, see people, this is what posting is about.
Too well done!

Happy Birthday Steve!
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on May 10, 2012, 02:19:23 PM
When you use the hashtag #happybirthdaysteveberra it comes up on the front page. Thinking of spamming it with porn... hmmm
(http://i47.tinypic.com/xmvhwo.png)
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Post by: LOU.502 on May 10, 2012, 02:22:29 PM
The Simpsons - Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5COFXxMfakU#ws)
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Post by: doomstation55 on May 10, 2012, 02:30:46 PM
Are scientologists allowed to celebrate their birthdays?
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Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on May 10, 2012, 02:49:52 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/lemmetweet/tweet/imgs/LOWwGQRIiVsXAVIgyhQCjRSg.jpg20120510-3-e0f1bd?1336686577)
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Post by: victor333 on May 10, 2012, 03:24:10 PM
(http://distilleryimage3.instagram.com/38934cb69ae511e1a92a1231381b6f02_6.jpg)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on May 10, 2012, 03:26:23 PM
(http://distilleryimage3.instagram.com/38934cb69ae511e1a92a1231381b6f02_6.jpg)

Hah! I posted that picture!
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: victor333 on May 10, 2012, 03:44:56 PM
When you use the hashtag #happybirthdaysteveberra it comes up on the front page. Thinking of spamming it with porn... hmmm
(http://i47.tinypic.com/xmvhwo.png)

pokemon...

(http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mj-laughing.gif)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Thrillho on May 10, 2012, 04:39:05 PM
Bring on the dancing horses.
First I'm gonna make it...
Then I'm gonna break it 'til it falls apart.
(http://hollars-dollars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/berrics.jpg)
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Post by: Donkey Lips on May 10, 2012, 04:54:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cbQ6w.png)
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Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on May 10, 2012, 05:03:37 PM
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2958/picture29j.png)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on May 10, 2012, 05:09:54 PM
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When you use the hashtag #happybirthdaysteveberra it comes up on the front page. Thinking of spamming it with porn... hmmm
(http://i47.tinypic.com/xmvhwo.png)
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pokemon...

(http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mj-laughing.gif)



Pokemon > You.
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: BraveUlysses on May 10, 2012, 06:51:38 PM
Pokemon > mostly everything else
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Post by: pile on May 10, 2012, 07:09:28 PM
Pokemon > mostly everything else

pogs.
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: escapistfool on May 10, 2012, 08:35:03 PM
Classic Slap?
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 10, 2012, 08:59:42 PM
Technology creates a need. Ideally, we should avoid these manufactured needs. Right now I feel the need for an Iphone so I can instagram a happy birthday goatse + finger in the ass shot to berra.
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 10, 2012, 09:02:28 PM
Today, I hope someone punches you in the stomach and you shit your pants.
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on May 10, 2012, 09:32:29 PM
It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)

those red top benches are a fake spot also?
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 10, 2012, 09:37:44 PM
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It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)
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those red top benches are a fake spot also?
He accidentially shit his pants at the real one and had to go back and fake it
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Canuck on May 10, 2012, 09:57:40 PM
Classic Slap?

More like typical slap...
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Post by: ticklefingers on May 10, 2012, 11:08:33 PM
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Classic Slap?
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More like typical slap...

could have been much better
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on May 10, 2012, 11:41:00 PM

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pokemon...

(http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mj-laughing.gif)
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Fuck you! Finding out when my dratini evolves motherfucker
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: chockfullofthat on May 11, 2012, 06:10:32 AM
Good work boys, I'm proud of you.
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Post by: sufodiv on May 11, 2012, 06:15:28 AM
Hey Steve, want to smoke some weed?
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Zurg on May 11, 2012, 06:45:00 AM
this is like the day after christmas, i dont know how to feel
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on May 11, 2012, 07:02:38 AM
(http://www.tacky.no/m/201204/497502.jpg)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Fenzadill on May 11, 2012, 07:12:27 AM
Hey Steve, want to smoke some weed?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Hs-lUEclquI/TdNLoGVRKCI/AAAAAAAAB04/_CLGs5O9lv0/s1600/crying_baby.jpg)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Brian Clancy on May 11, 2012, 09:02:43 AM
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It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)
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those red top benches are a fake spot also?

yep, and he literally placed a a fire hydrant from the berrics in a grass gap in that part too,

fuck that stuff....skateboardings about using whats naturally around you in creative ways, not synthesizing skate spots
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: chockfullofthat on May 11, 2012, 09:07:24 AM
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It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)
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those red top benches are a fake spot also?
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yep, and he literally placed a a fire hydrant from the berrics in a grass gap in that part too,

fuck that stuff....skateboardings about using whats naturally around you in creative ways, not synthesizing skate spots

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? It's 2012! Skateboarding's about Lil Wayne photo ops.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/9cc39eaf325139ead237cc26b11e0aad.jpg?v=209656)
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Post by: Thrillho on May 11, 2012, 09:23:17 AM
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It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)
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those red top benches are a fake spot also?
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yep, and he literally placed a a fire hydrant from the berrics in a grass gap in that part too,

fuck that stuff....skateboardings about using whats naturally around you in creative ways, not synthesizing skate spots
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DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? It's 2012! Skateboarding's about Lil Wayne photo ops.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/9cc39eaf325139ead237cc26b11e0aad.jpg?v=209656)

Speaking of fabricating a spot... when would this ever happen freely in nature?  Most awkward thing I've ever seen in my life. That's the closest Shane can get to a "fun" look.  Lawl.  Don't shoot Wayne!
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Big Skatefase on May 11, 2012, 09:59:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cbQ6w.png)

hahaha
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Post by: solo on May 11, 2012, 11:34:42 AM
i feel like the fact that he broke himself could have led to his insanity today.
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Post by: Dominic Hynard on May 11, 2012, 02:01:01 PM
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It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)
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those red top benches are a fake spot also?
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yep, and he literally placed a a fire hydrant from the berrics in a grass gap in that part too,

fuck that stuff....skateboardings about using whats naturally around you in creative ways, not synthesizing skate spots
[close]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? It's 2012! Skateboarding's about Lil Wayne photo ops.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/9cc39eaf325139ead237cc26b11e0aad.jpg?v=209656)

Shane O'Neill looks like the most uncomfortable person ever. Can he never smile properly?
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on May 11, 2012, 02:50:06 PM

Shane O'Neill looks like the most uncomfortable person ever. Can he never smile properly?

Love is, being comfortable together when life isn't...

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3859/loveisp.png)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Samuel Gorgompus on May 11, 2012, 03:25:39 PM
It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)

My ex-wife could have filmed a better part. I only liked the last two lines.
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Jive Turkey on May 11, 2012, 06:04:33 PM
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? It's 2012! Skateboarding's about Lil Wayne photo ops.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/9cc39eaf325139ead237cc26b11e0aad.jpg?v=209656)

I think I love you.
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Post by: Chocolaterain on May 11, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
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It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)
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those red top benches are a fake spot also?
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yep, and he literally placed a a fire hydrant from the berrics in a grass gap in that part too,

fuck that stuff....skateboardings about using whats naturally around you in creative ways, not synthesizing skate spots
[close]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? It's 2012! Skateboarding's about Lil Wayne photo ops.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/9cc39eaf325139ead237cc26b11e0aad.jpg?v=209656)
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Shane O'Neill looks like the most uncomfortable person ever. Can he never smile properly?

(http://cdn.actionrecon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Shane-ONeill-Skateboarding-Main.jpg)
(http://www.primitiveshoes.com/product_photos/large/xl_board62101500.jpg)
(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/user/shaneoneill/avatar150.jpg?type=user&ts=0210-2254)
(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/mnyc10dsc_3034.jpg)
Nope
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Post by: FrenchFuck on May 11, 2012, 07:12:12 PM
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It's kind of sad that he's such a kook. I really enjoyed his Mind Field part despite the yellow Berrics rails.
Steve Berra - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8#)
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those red top benches are a fake spot also?
[close]

yep, and he literally placed a a fire hydrant from the berrics in a grass gap in that part too,

fuck that stuff....skateboardings about using whats naturally around you in creative ways, not synthesizing skate spots
[close]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? It's 2012! Skateboarding's about Lil Wayne photo ops.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/9cc39eaf325139ead237cc26b11e0aad.jpg?v=209656)
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Shane O'Neill looks like the most uncomfortable person ever. Can he never smile properly?
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(http://cdn.actionrecon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Shane-ONeill-Skateboarding-Main.jpg)
(http://www.primitiveshoes.com/product_photos/large/xl_board62101500.jpg)
(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/user/shaneoneill/avatar150.jpg?type=user&ts=0210-2254)
(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/mnyc10dsc_3034.jpg)
Nope

related
Shane O'Neill Doesn't change facial Expression (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9utUwfun4c#)
Title: Re: #HAPPYBIRTHDAYSTEVEBERRA
Post by: Big Skatefase on May 11, 2012, 08:09:09 PM
(http://instagr.am/p/IiPTHPRuCI/media/?size=l)
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Post by: hekkahyphy on May 11, 2012, 08:46:07 PM
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DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? It's 2012! Skateboarding's about Lil Wayne photo ops.

(http://fast1.onesite.com/blog.ccs.com/9cc39eaf325139ead237cc26b11e0aad.jpg?v=209656)
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I think I love you.

i jus cant believe he faked a push
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Post by: backagain on May 12, 2012, 12:08:28 AM
He kind of resembles the kid from Two and a Half Men.
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Post by: poopmonkey on May 13, 2012, 03:59:59 AM
(http://instagr.am/p/IiPTHPRuCI/media/?size=l)
i'd smile too

also, this is gold
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(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3859/loveisp.png)