i might have posted this a while back in the thread.
I was a young lad, 8-9, watching my cousin's hockey game with my grandmother at a local rink, I took a mid game shit in the public washroom, only to find there was no Tp, I checke dthe other stall, no TP, so I did the next best thing, took both my socks off and used my socks to wipe my ass,, and used the cotton gloves I had on to make sure I ddint miss anything, and made up an awkward childs lie of what happned to my socks and gloves.