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This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« on: February 21, 2009, 03:05:49 PM »
http://www.crankhighvoltage.com/

how pumped (in beats per minute) are you guys for a new crank? when i walked out of the first crank i was more alive then i had ever been, not even a U2 song could get me so uplifted. now, cinematic history will be hot wired all over again with the return of chev chelios.
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 03:54:51 PM »
Jason Statham is amazing.

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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 04:02:06 PM »
It looks so ridiculous. Which is a good thing.
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2009, 04:14:45 PM »
oh my god, someone tell hollywood we re going into a depression. noones going to pay for this shit..
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2009, 08:07:44 PM »
i'm going to drink a redline before i go see this.
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2009, 03:00:11 AM »
I dont think this will be as good as the first one.
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed hear
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2009, 07:21:19 AM »
Is this shit going straight to DVD or will it be in the theaters?
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2009, 08:04:09 AM »
Hey, he soap shoe'd a handrail!
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed hear
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2009, 11:19:13 AM »
Quote from: grimcity on February 22, 2009, 08:04:09 AM
Hey, he soap shoe'd a handrail!
grammy.
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2009, 11:24:36 AM »
they steal his brain in the third one
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Re: This won't win any Oscars, but it wins my heart over(my fake electrifed heart)
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2009, 11:49:35 AM »
AWESOME! Another public sex scene?! Sign me up to the opening day premiere.
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