Author Topic: Lame ways to slam (Read 4818 times)

Luis Roque · « **Reply #60 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:28:59 AM »

when you land with your back foot to much on the edge of the tail that it lands on the ground and spread your legs...
same thing with your nose, the skate just run over your foot...
when you fall of the top of someting a bit high like a quarter pipe with your back and not being able to breed...

countbrakula23 · « **Reply #61 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:08:26 AM »

I was skating one afternoon in holyoke, ma and went to ollie up a curb going pretty fast and must've hit something right before i popped and i flew face first into the sidewalk and hit my head....i had to get 6 stitches next to my eyebrow

Sleazy · « **Reply #62 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:16:16 AM »

i've been doing a lot of nollie into slide\grind type tricks on tranny lately and if you get those wrong there is this slam to your ribs\hip that's really annoying.

woody · « **Reply #63 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:21:28 AM »

When your bombing a hill with enough speed so you can't run out of it, and than you get speed wobbles, and realize your fucked, and have to decide how to bail, while each second you get going faster and faster. That happened to me the other day for the first time in awhile.

bumptobar · « **Reply #64 on:** October 16, 2007, 10:14:00 AM »

I like takin slams sometimes, esspecially after being hurt for a while and not skateing.

But most of the time it sucks, the worst being hitting a fart rock, hippers, and unexpected slip outs.

nodak · « **Reply #65 on:** October 16, 2007, 10:18:02 AM »

Quote from: kev on October 15, 2007, 03:09:49 PM

I fuckin' hate breaking falls with my wrists. I jacked them both trying rock to fakies and now whenever I fall with my weight on them it kills.

Bailing on a bump to bar ollie and catching both feet. Went straight to both palms, wrist drama.

able · « **Reply #66 on:** October 16, 2007, 10:22:03 AM »

Quote from: Thizzzzz on October 15, 2007, 10:34:08 PM

im gunna go with skating a mini you bail and your board rolls up the ramp then down. Either spearing your fallen body or destroying your ankle as you stand up.

That's allways a good one. You fall on a mini ramp, then your board shoots back at you to add insult to injury.

milty804 · « **Reply #67 on:** October 16, 2007, 10:44:01 AM »

broke my collarbone doing a manual across the top of a fly box, caught the backwheels on the landing since it was all warped and stuck up, threw me too flat, fun shit, and i am lurking hard now because i fractured my fibula skating a mini ramp, somebody got beer on my grip and slipped off doing a tailslide, sick!

needles · « **Reply #68 on:** October 16, 2007, 01:28:34 PM »

Kickflip at a fast speed and landing in a little crack and eating shit.
Rode off a mini and the board last second rotated and I landed feet on the trucks.

HabitatRider420 · « **Reply #69 on:** October 16, 2007, 01:40:45 PM »

hitting a rock with a drink in your hand is always pretty embarassing

CUDDLEMONSTER · « **Reply #70 on:** October 16, 2007, 03:05:30 PM »

not a slam but realizing too late that you ran over some goose shit and now it's sprayed all over the bottom of your board/fingers.

in winter our skatepark was being built and i was skating a steep banks. landed on a kickflip funny and caught my head with my hand sending snot all over my hand. the momentum sent me rolling to the side of the bank where there was some construction straw that proceeded to stick to my snotty hand. i had to walk home (i was 14 at the time) and the straw froze to my snotty hand. sucked.

not really a slam either but when you're trying to do a flip to fakie on a bank and for some reason there's just too much pressure and you can't pop. what the fuck is with that?

HabitatRider420 · « **Reply #71 on:** October 16, 2007, 03:14:53 PM »

Quote from: skatebording sucks on October 16, 2007, 02:01:18 PM

Quote from: HabitatRider420 on October 16, 2007, 01:40:45 PM
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hitting a rock with a drink in your hand is always pretty embarassing
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back in the day my homie was tuggin me on a bike and we had both got ice cream, and he wiped out, but i was the only one who lost his ice cream. i was pissed

haha same shit happend to me while I was skating boston, some random lady was handing out these ginger/orange popsicles in chinatown, and I was skating down the street eating it, then the road turned into this unskatable cheese grater asphalt and I fell straight forward onto my hands and took a huge chunk out of my palm, and my popsicle was covered in filth, best popsicle I ever had

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #72 on:** October 16, 2007, 04:30:30 PM »

The way I fell to sprain my ankle was lame.
My front foot wouldnt come off my board after a botched smith.
It then flipped up over my ankle and all my weight came down on it like my ankle was in a vice between the board and concrete.

And anytime I find those little rocks that are just big enough to stop you.... it sucks.

TheDraught · « **Reply #73 on:** October 16, 2007, 04:34:57 PM »

I guess that Omar Hassan just made the lamest (or most unnessecary) slam ever:

http://blip.tv/file/425753

Damn......

bentmode · « **Reply #74 on:** October 16, 2007, 04:40:27 PM »

when you lean to forward on a nose wheelie.

Knockout Ned · « **Reply #75 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:06:05 PM »

people trying to talk to you mid-trick

brent · « **Reply #76 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:25:33 PM »

walking up some stairs

skatebored · « **Reply #77 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:34:50 PM »

today i reverted a trick with my shin

NickDagger · « **Reply #78 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:42:22 PM »

slamming is awesome you pussies.

now i'm kidding, it's usually awful and especially bad when people see or it hurts a lot, or you have to go to the hospital

other times it's fun tho

worldwide · « **Reply #79 on:** October 16, 2007, 06:00:44 PM »

when im skating a ramp and i come of the board and then my board hits me in the ankle.

also when i hit a pinecone or other random garbage

krudbenco · « **Reply #80 on:** October 16, 2007, 06:23:24 PM »

i hate skating at indoor parks and like trying to turn or w.e and just slipping out because the floors are always slippery.
i also hate doing christmas trees

loophole · « **Reply #81 on:** October 16, 2007, 06:27:53 PM »

Quote from: woody on October 16, 2007, 09:21:28 AM

When your bombing a hill with enough speed so you can't run out of it, and than you get speed wobbles, and realize your fucked, and have to decide how to bail, while each second you get going faster and faster. That happened to me the other day for the first time in awhile.

that isn't lame- that's going down like a warrior.

barr · « **Reply #82 on:** October 16, 2007, 07:00:32 PM »

when a ledge is waxed like hell and you do a shitty ass ollie to it and a foot slips off and goes on the ledge
oh when you slam in front of a good looking chick

rocklobster · « **Reply #83 on:** October 16, 2007, 07:53:24 PM »

back tails to face meeting coping are scary.... i was doing back tails a while ago on a really slick plastic ledge, i locked in slid out and my face was 2 inches away from the edge of the ledge.... shit has me traumatized with that trick.....

post office · « **Reply #84 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:29:19 PM »

today i skated to the train only to realize i forgot my train card so i had to skate back to my apartment. so i hauled back down the street. didnt see a hole in the pavement. my wheel went right in it and i ended up sliding about 6 feet on my hip across the street...right in front of about 15 people waiting at a bus stop

HabitatRider420 · « **Reply #85 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:33:56 PM »

Quote from: post office on October 16, 2007, 08:29:19 PM

today i skated to the train only to realize i forgot my train card so i had to skate back to my apartment. so i hauled back down the street. didnt see a hole in the pavement. my wheel went right in it and i ended up sliding about 6 feet on my hip across the street...right in front of about 15 people waiting at a bus stop

bet that ruined your whole day

Hard To Explain · « **Reply #86 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:48:59 PM »

Running out of a trick or what have you and not being able to have your feet catch up to how fast your body is going to. Straight to scorpion.

You know the more I think about it, the more badass that actually is.

post office · « **Reply #87 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:14:12 PM »

Quote from: HabitatRider420 on October 16, 2007, 08:33:56 PM

Quote from: post office on October 16, 2007, 08:29:19 PM
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today i skated to the train only to realize i forgot my train card so i had to skate back to my apartment. so i hauled back down the street. didnt see a hole in the pavement. my wheel went right in it and i ended up sliding about 6 feet on my hip across the street...right in front of about 15 people waiting at a bus stop
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bet that ruined your whole day

nah i just laughed about it with my friend

Author Topic: Lame ways to slam (Read 4818 times)

milty804

Joshewuhh

krudbenco

loophole