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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: SodaJerk on June 15, 2018, 07:11:04 AM
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
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I'm shocked I tell you SHOCKED
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put this man in a retirement home already
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I used to defend Phelps because he was cool when I met him, but as time goes on I’ve seen nothing but kooky actions and words spewing from his crooked maw.
Take him down and give that position to someone who will treat it (and those involved; whether directly or indirectly) with some goddamned respect.
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Who could have seen it coming... Real bummer that as he ages he's showing himself to be more and more of a scumbag, but it's not really anything new. Old age is just an excuse to not put so much effort into being personable.
Burnett for editor in chief
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The first time I met Jake was in Australia on Salman Agah's SOTY trip. He was cool with us but tried to sell me wheels for more than what shops sold them for at the time. I laughed.
I sincerely believe that he does not discriminate according to people's ethnicity but rather is a derelict old fart who's hit his head once too many times and smoked hubba way too much and lacks a filter in his brain. His perceived position of power in this industry has allowed him to get away with it and the ass kissers have his back.
Most likely nothing's going to come of this but I've heard other details about what he's done over the past few days that I'm not going to share without consent by the people who witnessed it, and he is way out of line and the skaters of London do not let that shit slide.
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i always get stuck defending these guys but we've all seen videos of phelps dropping 'niggas' but never as a 'racial slur'. phelps thinks he's down, whether he's delusional older white guy or he's got minority friends who cosign, he's using it in friendship.
there's a video of him talking rampside about how boston was the first time he was introduced to racism and he doesn't sound stoked on it.
the 10/10 thread was funny though so carry on.
[ps you're all banned from the bible. -- t-ed]
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I use to not care about Phelps now i care even less.
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i always get stuck defending these guys but we've all seen videos of phelps dropping 'niggas' but never as a 'racial slur'. phelps thinks he's down, whether he's delusional older white guy or he's got minority friends who cosign, he's using it in friendship.
there's a video of him talking rampside about how boston was the first time he was introduced to racism and he doesn't sound stoked on it.
the 10/10 thread was funny though so carry on.
[ps you're all banned from the bible. -- t-ed]
Take note that I have not called him a Nazi, and even stated I don't think he discriminates according to ethnicity. I also used "allegedly" when recounting what he's supposed to have said. I just think he needs to get checked if he thinks he can get away with that when he's a guest here.
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Anyone else notice phelps using way more slang whenever he interviews black skaters? Shit was always pretty cringy
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I've heard other details about what he's done over the past few days that I'm not going to share without consent by the people who witnessed it, and he is way out of line and the skaters of London do not let that shit slide.
do you live in london?
Yeah, Stockwell was my local for years. The last thing you want to do there is get on the wrong side of those guys.
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as I've always said, fuck that guy
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i always get stuck defending these guys but we've all seen videos of phelps dropping 'niggas' but never as a 'racial slur'. phelps thinks he's down, whether he's delusional older white guy or he's got minority friends who cosign, he's using it in friendship.
there's a video of him talking rampside about how boston was the first time he was introduced to racism and he doesn't sound stoked on it.
the 10/10 thread was funny though so carry on.
[ps you're all banned from the bible. -- t-ed]
Regardless of what constitutes being racist or prejudiced in your eyes, white people should never use any variant of “nigga.”
Even if you’ve been “co-signed”, you should know better than to even refer to anyone by the color of their skin.
Is it really that difficult for people to refer to one another as literally anything other than that term?
Not referring solely to you, Sharktits.
More of a rhetorical question to see the reasoning behind choosing to use clearly offensive wording.
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I've heard other details about what he's done over the past few days that I'm not going to share without consent by the people who witnessed it, and he is way out of line and the skaters of London do not let that shit slide.
do you live in london?
Yeah, Stockwell was my local for years. The last thing you want to do there is get on the wrong side of those guys.
Stockwell is one of my favorite parks on the planet. Largely due to the location, locals and history.
Love to hear the details on this one...
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Dude is a kook. This should surprise no one
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surprised it took this long for this cro-mag to spew some antediluvian garbage in the wrong place at the wrong time
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i am going to make some popcorn
make sure it is white cheddar and drizzled with butter
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i am going to make some popcorn
Me too.
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
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Sounds very sketchy, however Kingpin magazine has no credibilty these days, nobody goes on their website. I know what you're trying to do Kingpin mag. I wouldn't be surprised if other mags would follow this boycott call, they've been struggling in Europe since Thrasher took their viewers.
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I back Phelps, I think he's retarted though. I'm a fan of low filter brains, your all fucked in the head, you just know how to hide it better.
I think thrasher, while not what it once was, still does a fair job of promoting all sides of skating.
I'm locked in on this one.
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Can't say I'm surprised but still disappointed.
This also makes me wonder: what's a post-Phelps Thrasher gonna be like/who would take the helm?
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Kingpin was where Kyle Beachy's article on 1010 and the "skate nazis" wound up when literally no one else would publish it, right? I think they have more credibility than you think. I doubt they are doing this to take down Thrasher the same way I doubt that Phelps is personally responsible for Thrasher's YouTube dominance.
Give Burnett the keys already. Get Phelps to a neurologist. CTE is a fucker of a thing to have.
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"Hellride, bro! These civilians will never get it! We went to 67 parks in 5 hours! Sleeping in the flat bottom!"
Get wheelbite in the rain already. It's all you're owed.
godDAMN
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He’s like grandpa Simpson
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but replace yells with spits and cloud with small girl
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All you S1W kuks taking offense ur bitchez I mean Jayke has bben this way 27 year why you so snofake pussy bitches if you tak offens at thi ur gaggot
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"Like...BLACK HOLES? Right? Like, who would even want to do that? THHHHP!
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of course thrasher never said anything about the 10/10 either.
more importantly has anyone reached raven and patlanta for comment yet?
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Time for Thrasher to drop this loser. His drunken antics are getting to be a serious liability. When your mascot spits on a child, it's time to take action. Even if Kingpin magazine isn't accurate, Phelps is by far the worst thing about Thrasher.
Burnett has had editorial control of Thrasher for some time now, so the actual content of the mag and site won't change. I'm not saying Thrasher needs to shed it's "Skate and Destroy" image, it just needs to express that vision without some drunk 50 year old man shouting "Bobgnar" at every event.
C'mon, Tony. Step up and drop Phelps like he was bombing an SF hill.
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Regardless of what constitutes being racist or prejudiced in your eyes, white people should never use any variant of “nigga.”
Fixed that for ya.
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Kingpin was where Kyle Beachy's article on 1010 and the "skate nazis" wound up when literally no one else would publish it, right? I think they have more credibility than you think. I doubt they are doing this to take down Thrasher the same way I doubt that Phelps is personally responsible for Thrasher's YouTube dominance.
Give Burnett the keys already. Get Phelps to a neurologist. CTE is a fucker of a thing to have.
You're talking about Free skate mag. I was just pointing out that Kingpin and most skate medias might have interest in Thrasher's monopole ending...not defending Phelps at all though, at this point he should have a restraining order filed by every skateboarder on the planet.
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Regardless of what constitutes being racist or prejudiced in your eyes, white people should never use any variant of “nigga.”
Fixed that for ya.
alright, i'll bite. please allow me to assume you're white and mad you can't use the word all those cool rappers are using. also, if you would let me, i'll guess you're one of those people who go 'but ALL lives matter :(' at a black lives matter event
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Dude should have been kicked out of skateboarding years ago. Not sure why so many people suck that dudes log. The footage of him almost dying on that hill is tight.
Free max b
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I used to defend Phelps because he was cool when I met him
same here. he was very cool and generous with me personally the one time i met him. but his sketchiness is well documented. if he wants to be an ambassador for skateboarding he needs to stop being racist and stop backing racists. i imagine him and schmitty are reading this post right now.
The thing about Phelps is he wants to be an ambassador for HIS version of skating , which is just a bunch of fucked old rude, racist, assholes from sf who think they’re the gods gift to the world of skating. Which they aren’t . They’re like mean locals only old surfer dudes from rocket power.
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Kingpin was where Kyle Beachy's article on 1010 and the "skate nazis" wound up when literally no one else would publish it, right? I think they have more credibility than you think. I doubt they are doing this to take down Thrasher the same way I doubt that Phelps is personally responsible for Thrasher's YouTube dominance.
Give Burnett the keys already. Get Phelps to a neurologist. CTE is a fucker of a thing to have.
You're talking about Free skate mag. I was just pointing out that Kingpin and most skate medias might have interest in Thrasher's monopole ending...not defending Phelps at all though, at this point he should have a restraining order filed by every skateboarder on the planet.
Yeah you're right. They put it up for a few hours and then took it down for the "impending" 1010 interview. My bad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dremR5qxfhw
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Some of you social media inclined people should spread it to the t shirt buyers who don't skate demographic. That's who Thrasher cares about the most. If all the young black kids burned their Thrasher shirts, skateboarding's Medicis might have to sell a boat or fire a racist old junkie or something.
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I know a nazi salute when I see one! being knocked out is no excuse!
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Regardless of what constitutes being racist or prejudiced in your eyes, white people should never use any variant of “nigga.”
Fixed that for ya.
alright, i'll bite. please allow me to assume you're white and mad you can't use the word all those cool rappers are using. also, if you would let me, i'll guess you're one of those people who go 'but ALL lives matter :(' at a black lives matter event
Damn shame that this is so triggering for you...
I assume then that you are one of those people who believe that what a person can or can't say depends on and is decided by that person's race (a variable beyond a person's control) - sounds real enlightened. Me, I don't think that factors outside of my control should have a bearing on what I can and can't say. A person's skin color should not entitle them to act differently than others, nor prohibit them from enjoying what others enjoy.
I don't use that language because its offensive, period. I don't really care what others do, but it's funny when the argument is essentially "black people can say things that white people can't because history." Also, I'm biracial, so sorry that you didn't get to skeet out to a white guy hur-durring.
It's amazing that I'm getting called out for pointing out that the offensive word "nigga" or any of its variants should not be used by anyone in this day and age.
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something just seems wrong with white people telling minorities what they can and cant say to each other. shrug
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Some of you social media inclined people should spread it to the t shirt buyers who don't skate demographic. That's who Thrasher cares about the most. If all the young black kids burned their Thrasher shirts, skateboarding's Medicis might have to sell a boat or fire a racist old junkie or something.
In the new thrasher there’s a sticker pack with and end racism sticker and I posted it to Instagram with a caption along the lines of “funny coming from thrasher with racist ass Phelps at the helm” this was like two weeks ago too.
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I know a nazi salute when I see one! being knocked out is no excuse!
10/10
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something just seems wrong with white people telling minorities what they can and cant say to each other. shrug
They always know whats better for us...
Fuck Phelps...
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Not defending him, but having unreasonable turbo asshole freak outs is not exactly an uncommon effect of head trauma, especially for someone who was an insane pickled alcoholic drug addict in the first place. Probably time to hang it up.
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Pure humor I tell ya
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Kingpin was where Kyle Beachy's article on 1010 and the "skate nazis" wound up when literally no one else would publish it, right? I think they have more credibility than you think. I doubt they are doing this to take down Thrasher the same way I doubt that Phelps is personally responsible for Thrasher's YouTube dominance.
Give Burnett the keys already. Get Phelps to a neurologist. CTE is a fucker of a thing to have.
You're talking about Free skate mag. I was just pointing out that Kingpin and most skate medias might have interest in Thrasher's monopole ending...not defending Phelps at all though, at this point he should have a restraining order filed by every skateboarder on the planet.
Yeah you're right. They put it up for a few hours and then took it down for the "impending" 1010 interview. My bad.
Just to clear this one up, it wasn't Kingpin Magazine (European) that posted the article and removed it. It was King Shit Magazine (Canadian), which is now just called King Magazine.
So yeah, easy to mix this up.
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Pure humor I tell ya
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Just chiming in to say that with teeth like that, I guarantee this man gives a fantastic blowjob.
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Yeah, where is that 10/10 interview, King Mag?
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something just seems wrong with people telling people what they can and cant say to each other. shrug
Fixed that for you.
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Anyone else notice phelps using way more slang whenever he interviews black skaters? Shit was always pretty cringy
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Just to clear this one up, it wasn't Kingpin Magazine (European) that posted the article and removed it. It was King Shit Magazine (Canadian), which is now just called King Magazine.
So yeah, easy to mix this up.
''King Magazine" is now owned by the berrics right?
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I sincerely believe that he does not discriminate according to people's ethnicity but rather is a derelict old fart who's hit his head once too many times and smoked hubba way too much and lacks a filter in his brain. His perceived position of power in this industry has allowed him to get away with it and the ass kissers have his back.
Pretty much this. It seems for a bunch of people with dementia or serious head trauma, they say insanely offensive things that either their brain filtered out before or they didn't think.
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called it...in the who's the next racist thread
skateboarding is a house of cards right now.
Burnett is gonna be EIC by the time Olympic coverage starts.
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I sincerely believe that he does not discriminate according to people's ethnicity but rather is a derelict old fart who's hit his head once too many times and smoked hubba way too much and lacks a filter in his brain. His perceived position of power in this industry has allowed him to get away with it and the ass kissers have his back.
Pretty much this. It seems for a bunch of people with dementia or serious head trauma, they say insanely offensive things that either their brain filtered out before or they didn't think.
Yeah but let's wait to hear from Raven and Patlanta for confirmation.
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Anyone else notice phelps using way more slang whenever he interviews black skaters? Shit was always pretty cringy
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/67993b95e090778b512b9a5446d02f5c/tenor.gif?itemid=3411330)
whoa Robbie Russo kicks it with Ali G. Booyakasha
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Pure humor I tell ya
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Just chiming in to say that with teeth like that, I guarantee this man gives a fantastic blowjob.
Ol' smoothbore.
Nice cockduster of a 'stache, too.
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
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BOYCOTT THRASHER!!!
Oh look, here is a Kingpin magazine for you...Only $19.99/ month. 10% discount with boycott thrasher code!
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Has she taken it down?
Can't see that post on her Insta, anywhere?
https://www.instagram.com/kellie1980/
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Right on, thanks Gentle.
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Not surprised unfortunately, phelps sucks and so does Thrasher. I honestly can’t believe they let him on a 10 hour flight to London and I feel bad for whoever had to sit next to him.
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Has she taken it down?
Can't see that post on her Insta, anywhere?
https://www.instagram.com/kellie1980/
its in her stories. you have to click on the profile pic. hold up i will upload the heat.
It doesn't really show anything though. Just them saying it looks like they want to scrap and Phelps walking away.
If this is true, I would hope in this day and age where everyone is using a camera phone that it was actually documented. If it was, that person might be smart to sell it to TMZ for some quick cash.
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No doubt Phelps has a kooky history of this shit, but I would like to hear both sides of the story or see some video.
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oh yes, hearing phelps' side of the story would surely be a coherent and above all compelling piece of video
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
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Can't wait for Round 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE)
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And yet a douchebag like Jake is friends with BA and Elissa...The man is a living contradiction.
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This old ho and Thrasher have been played out for years.
"The Bible bro!" .....................which loves to run sponsored content for Mountain Dew, some knife company, watches, probably other lame shit that I'm forgetting.
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
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Can't wait for Round 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE)
A Scouser probably won't stand up for London.
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Another 100+ pages incoming.
Also, dude should be locked up if he actually spit at a little girl.
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anyone who publishes a skate mag that's 33% ads is up to no good...
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
changing lingo depending on who you are talking to
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And yet a douchebag like Jake is friends with BA and Elissa...The man is a living contradiction.
this photo of phelps and grant taylor makes alot of sense now...
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
changing lingo depending on who you are talking to
Okay, like when my mum talks to our country ass relatives and her country accent gets turned way up.
The stories I've heard were that he wasn't taking advantage of a hood pass and actually said some downright bad shit. Can't post it without permission/confirmation but he was supposedly on a tear at Stockwell (Stockwell Park is just yards from Brixton and Brixton is/was the blackest neighbourhood in Europe) and he ruffled some feathers with some locals that weren't skaters.
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Another 100+ pages incoming.
Also, dude should be RAPED if he actually spit at a little girl.
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
changing lingo depending on who you are talking to
Okay, like when my mum talks to our country ass relatives and her country accent gets turned way up.
The stories I've heard were that he wasn't taking advantage of a hood pass and actually said some downright bad shit. Can't post it without permission/confirmation but he was supposedly on a tear at Stockwell (Stockwell Park is just yards from Brixton and Brixton is/was the blackest neighbourhood in Europe) and he ruffled some feathers with some locals that weren't skaters.
i heard he told a random homeless dude around the skatepark to go back to africa
That's what I heard too.
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This old ho and Thrasher have been played out for years.
"The Bible bro!" .....................which loves to run sponsored content for Mountain Dew, some knife company, watches, probably other lame shit that I'm forgetting.
I always thought of it as a dlx catalog
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I sincerely believe that he does not discriminate according to people's ethnicity but rather is a derelict old fart who's hit his head once too many times and smoked hubba way too much and lacks a filter in his brain. His perceived position of power in this industry has allowed him to get away with it and the ass kissers have his back.
Pretty much this. It seems for a bunch of people with dementia or serious head trauma, they say insanely offensive things that either their brain filtered out before or they didn't think.
Yeah but let's wait to hear from Raven and Patlanta for confirmation.
reported, banned, blacklisted... you're fucking done kiddo.
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
changing lingo depending on who you are talking to
People of all walks of life do this shit, nothing to be alarmed over.
I just roll with it...
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Lots of turds piling out in 2018.
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
changing lingo depending on who you are talking to
Okay, like when my mum talks to our country ass relatives and her country accent gets turned way up.
The stories I've heard were that he wasn't taking advantage of a hood pass and actually said some downright bad shit. Can't post it without permission/confirmation but he was supposedly on a tear at Stockwell (Stockwell Park is just yards from Brixton and Brixton is/was the blackest neighbourhood in Europe) and he ruffled some feathers with some locals that weren't skaters.
i heard he told a random homeless dude around the skatepark to go back to africa
That's what I heard too.
This is the story going round. A video of him arguing with a young black kid at southbank doesn't do much to help his case either.
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
changing lingo depending on who you are talking to
People of all walks of life do this shit, nothing to be alarmed over.
I just roll with it...
we call that 'eli reeding'
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wouldnt be surprised if/when phelps gets dropped/quits thrasher/etc that a bunch of shit will come out of the woodwork, no doubt some dudes got dirt theyre keeping under wraps out of fear of being blacklisted.
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If not for thrasher Phelps would be another crazy SF vagrant mumbling about hell rides and hailing Cardiel to tourists trying to find the Piers
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wouldnt be surprised if/when phelps gets dropped/quits thrasher/etc that a bunch of shit will come out of the woodwork, no doubt some dudes got dirt theyre keeping under wraps out of fear of being blacklisted.
Does Phelps being ousted, mean we'd not have to see Andy Roy during KOTR awards? That'd be a plus...
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Props to that dude who's getting ready to run his pockets.
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You guys are delusional. Lets see the evidence. Phelps walking away is not proof.
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Props to that dude who's getting ready to run his pockets.
Just want to remind everybody that Bad Shit (which is apparently more than just a creative name!) has a song where Phelps screams “BOMB DOLORES IN THE RAIN!” and then followed it up by eating shit bombing dolores on a sunny day with the intersections blocked for him, which of course ruined the entire event.
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Props to that dude who's getting ready to run his pockets.
Just want to remind everybody that Bad Shit (which is apparently more than just a creative name!) has a song where Phelps screams “BOMB DOLORES IN THE RAIN!” and then followed it up by eating shit bombing dolores on a sunny day with the intersections blocked for him, which of course ruined the entire event.
No one respects Dolores. I'd be offended if I was her.
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No doubt Phelps has a kooky history of the shit, but I would like to hear both sides of the story or see some video.
paging rob brink
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And yet a douchebag like Jake is friends with BA and Elissa...The man is a living contradiction.
this photo of phelps and grant taylor makes alot of sense now...
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I still believe this photo is evidence of sexual assault. No woman would ever willingly kiss that man.
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Tell you what dude, consistency is something to be admired. If your gonna be an asshole to one person be an asshole to the next. Now in saying that I implore you to buy the ticket and take the ride to Stockwell and go and be an asshole to the people there. Bon voyage and lycka till.
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Yeah cmon
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Tell you what dude, consistency is something to be admired. If your gonna be an asshole to one person be an asshole to the next. Now in saying that I implore you to buy the ticket and take the ride to Stockwell and go and be an asshole to the people there. Bon voyage and lycka till.
I understand that but they are calling him a racist all of a sudden.
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Yeah cmon
Dude, cmon.
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Yeah cmon
Dudecmon.
gotta catch'em all!
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And yet a douchebag like Jake is friends with BA and Elissa...The man is a living contradiction.
this photo of phelps and grant taylor makes alot of sense now...
(http://i64.tinypic.com/2d9zqy8.jpg)
I still believe this photo is evidence of sexual assault. No woman would ever willingly kiss that man.
I agree, if you look closely at grants hands you can tel they are pushing not pulling
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Tell you what dude, consistency is something to be admired. If your gonna be an asshole to one person be an asshole to the next. Now in saying that I implore you to buy the ticket and take the ride to Stockwell and go and be an asshole to the people there. Bon voyage and lycka till.
I understand that but they are calling him a racist all of a sudden.
I like this troll. He’s like a foil, there to give people a way to explain shit in more detail.
Hating somebody for their actions is fine, the problem is when you hate on them for their ethnicity and are a powerful player in skateboarding. That shit is fucked. Also, when you blow it bombing a hill you are incapable of skating and ruin a sick underground hill skating event, that shit is fucked
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Tell you what dude, consistency is something to be admired. If your gonna be an asshole to one person be an asshole to the next. Now in saying that I implore you to buy the ticket and take the ride to Stockwell and go and be an asshole to the people there. Bon voyage and lycka till.
I understand that but they are calling him a racist all of a sudden.
Here's the thing, so far from what I've heard despite him saying some racist shit and telling an African to go back to Africa he isn't being put on blast for being racist. What I heard went down was he did all that and was accused of being an asshole. Knowing what goes down at Stockwell and Southbank on the daily he's lucky he is who he is or he might have got served up rather than given the chance to walk away.
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If Thrasher fires or disassociates themselves from Phelps then nobody will fuck with that kook
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i am going to make some popcorn
2nd this
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If Thrasher fires or disassociates themselves from Phelps then nobody will fuck with that kook
What does he even do for skateboarding again? Why does anyone care?
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Tell you what dude, consistency is something to be admired. If your gonna be an asshole to one person be an asshole to the next. Now in saying that I implore you to buy the ticket and take the ride to Stockwell and go and be an asshole to the people there. Bon voyage and lycka till.
I understand that but they are calling him a racist all of a sudden.
I like this troll. He’s like a foil, there to give people a way to explain shit in more detail.
Hating somebody for their actions is fine, the problem is when you hate on them for their ethnicity and are a powerful player in skateboarding. That shit is fucked. Also, when you blow it bombing a hill you are incapable of skating and ruin a sick underground hill skating event, that shit is fucked
And you know for a fact it was for ethnicity? maybe it started somehow and he just did Kramer thing. But I guess you are going to explain me that in more detail?
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Tell you what dude, consistency is something to be admired. If your gonna be an asshole to one person be an asshole to the next. Now in saying that I implore you to buy the ticket and take the ride to Stockwell and go and be an asshole to the people there. Bon voyage and lycka till.
I understand that but they are calling him a racist all of a sudden.
Here's the thing, so far from what I've heard despite him saying some racist shit and telling an African to go back to Africa he isn't being put on blast for being racist. What I heard went down was he did all that and was accused of being an asshole. Knowing what goes down at Stockwell and Southbank on the daily he's lucky he is who he is or he might have got served up rather than given the chance to walk away.
Than ok. Thats the phelphs we all know and dont like. And what now?
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Tell you what dude, consistency is something to be admired. If your gonna be an asshole to one person be an asshole to the next. Now in saying that I implore you to buy the ticket and take the ride to Stockwell and go and be an asshole to the people there. Bon voyage and lycka till.
I understand that but they are calling him a racist all of a sudden.
Here's the thing, so far from what I've heard despite him saying some racist shit and telling an African to go back to Africa he isn't being put on blast for being racist. What I heard went down was he did all that and was accused of being an asshole. Knowing what goes down at Stockwell and Southbank on the daily he's lucky he is who he is or he might have got served up rather than given the chance to walk away.
Than ok. Thats the phelphs we all know and dont like. And what now?
Honestly, next London trip just sit back and watch the show.
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If Thrasher fires or disassociates themselves from Phelps then nobody will fuck with that kook
What does he even do for skateboarding again? Why does anyone care?
he answers mail drop and hands out t-eddies. also SOTY and he taught us to heil cardiel and taught us the meaning of zorched.
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If Thrasher fires or disassociates themselves from Phelps then nobody will fuck with that kook
What does he even do for skateboarding again? Why does anyone care?
he answers mail drop and hands out t-eddies. also SOTY and he taught us to heil cardiel and taught us the meaning of zorched.
Lmao its almost like i care even less now
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Tell you what dude, consistency is something to be admired. If your gonna be an asshole to one person be an asshole to the next. Now in saying that I implore you to buy the ticket and take the ride to Stockwell and go and be an asshole to the people there. Bon voyage and lycka till.
I understand that but they are calling him a racist all of a sudden.
Here's the thing, so far from what I've heard despite him saying some racist shit and telling an African to go back to Africa he isn't being put on blast for being racist. What I heard went down was he did all that and was accused of being an asshole. Knowing what goes down at Stockwell and Southbank on the daily he's lucky he is who he is or he might have got served up rather than given the chance to walk away.
Than ok. Thats the phelphs we all know and dont like. And what now?
Honestly, next London trip just sit back and watch the show.
I would be happy if someone beat him up then and there
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If Thrasher fires or disassociates themselves from Phelps then nobody will fuck with that kook
What does he even do for skateboarding again? Why does anyone care?
he answers mail drop and hands out t-eddies. also SOTY and he taught us to heil cardiel and taught us the meaning of zorched.
Lies I learned to hail cardiel from multiple transworld articles I read in 7th grade and ended up googling him and watching all his footage. Phelps association only degrades him
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this happened in the past and he was just doing it for shock value to piss off the squares. it’s not like he killed anyone. nobody’s perfect. log off the internet, keyboard warriors
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He did call BA a faggot. Possibly not knowing he was gay at the time, but still. Also, yeah, people in skateboarding do interact with him but most probably more out of necessity or his loosely understood OG status than desire. What happened to Sieben taking over? I'd subscribe again after 10 years for that.
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it really annoyed me in matt mumfords slave radio television part where his ender is the channel gap back lip and all you see/hear is phelps talking
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
changing lingo depending on who you are talking to
People of all walks of life do this shit, nothing to be alarmed over.
I just roll with it...
i think the phelps situation is kind of different but...
i used to live in australia in growing up and in the country in louisiana and i find that when i talk to people from those areas some of the slang and inflections start popping up. it's not intentional, it just kind of happens.
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I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that Phelps probably Code-switched like a dumbass who thought he had the pass from his darker-skinned friends on some emotionally-charged Tupac Hit Em Up and failed miserably doing so.
Actually that sounds pretty plausible
What's "code-switching"?
changing lingo depending on who you are talking to
People of all walks of life do this shit, nothing to be alarmed over.
I just roll with it...
i think the phelps situation is kind of different but...
i used to live in australia in growing up and in the country in louisiana and i find that when i talk to people from those areas some of the slang and inflections start popping up. it's not intentional, it just kind of happens.
No one accused phelps of trying to buddy up to a black guy but talking jive. They said he spat at a little girl and told a black man to go back to africa.
People making excuses for this just highlights their own bigotry. Guys that supported phelps are goonna look pretty stupid .
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Just think about how when the Andy Roy / tnt thing went down dirtbagp went to Phelps to be the arbitrator. Man, skateboarding is in bad hands.
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Just think about how when the Andy Roy / tnt thing went down dirtbagp went to Phelps to be the arbitrator. Man, skateboarding is in bad hands.
If you think skating is in bad hands then it's been in bad hands for what, twenty years? But skating nowadays isn't really in anybody's hands, it's floating around on the internet with shitty trap music and too many step hops and body varials. Everything's fine really, you'll always be able to step on a board and session whatever. Phelps doesn't have any sort of worldwide impact except his four word responses to letters in thrasher
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Just think about how when the Andy Roy / tnt thing went down dirtbagp went to Phelps to be the arbitrator. Man, skateboarding is in bad hands.
Uhh that's probably cause he's close friends with both sides maybe. I don't really know who would make a better mascot for skateboarding than than some washed up gnar clown. Really who? Fred gall, the cracksmoking alcoholic shitbag that saves peoples life's? (yeah that would be sick)
But I digress
He's a shithead, says racist things but really isn't racist like that. For fuck sake they did a skate rock Africa. You guys know what it is already, this is just takedown mode yall in, that's ok but I'm not in it. I've fucked peoples lives up before and it doesn't feel good after the fact.
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com//mediaV2/k2/items/cache/034251c400080042801b330f41661558_L.jpg?t=1457997925)
What even is skateboarding these days?
Ain't no one clean out there. You ain't gonna find what you guys are looking for. Keep searching if you want though.
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Just think about how when the Andy Roy / tnt thing went down dirtbagp went to Phelps to be the arbitrator. Man, skateboarding is in bad hands.
Uhh that's probably cause he's close friends with both sides maybe. I don't really know who would make a better mascot for skateboarding than than some washed up gnar clown. Really who? Fred gall, the cracksmoking alcoholic shitbag that saves peoples life's? (yeah that would be sick)
But I digress
He's a shithead, says racist things but really isn't racist like that. For fuck sake they did a skate rock Africa. You guys know what it is already, this is just takedown mode yall in, that's ok but I'm not in it. I've fucked peoples lives up before and it doesn't feel good after the fact.
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com//mediaV2/k2/items/cache/034251c400080042801b330f41661558_L.jpg?t=1457997925)
What even is skateboarding these days?
Ain't no one clean out there. You ain't gonna find what you guys are looking for. Keep searching if you want though.
There are plenty of good people who skate, don't wear swastikas and don't spit on 9 year old girls, believe it or not. In fact, I'd say they're in the majority. Not sure why there'd be some problem with telling two or three of the turds involved to kick rocks.
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Just think about how when the Andy Roy / tnt thing went down dirtbagp went to Phelps to be the arbitrator. Man, skateboarding is in bad hands.
Uhh that's probably cause he's close friends with both sides maybe. I don't really know who would make a better mascot for skateboarding than than some washed up gnar clown. Really who? Fred gall, the cracksmoking alcoholic shitbag that saves peoples life's? (yeah that would be sick)
But I digress
He's a shithead, says racist things but really isn't racist like that. For fuck sake they did a skate rock Africa. You guys know what it is already, this is just takedown mode yall in, that's ok but I'm not in it. I've fucked peoples lives up before and it doesn't feel good after the fact.
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com//mediaV2/k2/items/cache/034251c400080042801b330f41661558_L.jpg?t=1457997925)
What even is skateboarding these days?
Ain't no one clean out there. You ain't gonna find what you guys are looking for. Keep searching if you want though.
You like drugs more than skateboarding so go figure. You think I posted this to take Jake down? We all know that isn't what's going to happen. His hood pass is revoked in London and as clichéd as it is it just highlights how a fish out of water might get caught. He can get away with that in San Francisco but it's not gonna play here.
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Theres no problem with it, I'm just not part of it. Jakes earned his spot believe it or not. They didn't pick him out of a group of people. I don't back 10\10 cause I know what he's really about. Nothing to do with that. Still think Hitler was dope though.
Do you guys have a alternative? Nah, your just fuckin shit up that already exist. Ban him in London I don't give a shit, he deserves it. I'm not defending his actions at all, I'm just kickin some other shit out there how I see and how I seen things play out in my life.
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There are plenty of good people who skate, don't wear swastikas and don't spit on 9 year old girls, believe it or not. In fact, I'd say they're in the majority. Not sure why there'd be some problem with telling two or three of the turds involved to kick rocks.
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Because then they wouldnt be able to push loserdom as a "rad" lifestyle
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Just think about how when the Andy Roy / tnt thing went down dirtbagp went to Phelps to be the arbitrator. Man, skateboarding is in bad hands.
What happened with Andy Roy and tnt?
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
I mean, does that make him any less than a piece of shit?
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
I mean, does that make him any less than a piece of shit?
ABSOLUTELY NOT, and I specified that I can believe everything else, but people seem to be running with that detail, that's all I was pointing out.
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
kellie1980 saw phelps spit on the little girl whose name is ruby. soda jerk did not create that story.
If that's the case and I missed that, then I take back what I said and apologize for an incorrect statement. I just didn't remember her saying that.
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
kellie1980 saw phelps spit on the little girl whose name is ruby. soda jerk did not create that story.
If that's the case and I missed that, then I take back what I said and apologize for an incorrect statement. I just didn't remember her saying that.
Eminem has the facts
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This post is gonna dissappear because we're talking about Phelps? 🤔
Anyway, kingping didn't exist these days, they moved to freeskatemag. I always wandered why they kept the website and social media accounts...
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
I don't want to burn the sources I have for the other shit so I didn't post it. My bad for not consulting them prior.
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there's gotta be some video of this right? i hope someone posts it. i'm talking shit on twitter about it and trying to get thrasher to respond.
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
I don't want to burn the sources I have for the other shit so I didn't post it. My bad for not consulting them prior.
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
I don't want to burn the sources I have for the other shit so I didn't post it. My bad for not consulting them prior.
All good man, as I said, if I was wrong, I take back what I said. It was by no means an attack on you or your character.
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I heard this happened- the kid from africa said to phelps- nice skateboarding pretty boy, than phelphers spit hit the 9yo girl and ricochet and hit some other random guy. some people think laws of physics contradict this. Me and manny others think there was second spitter because spit could not come from behind.
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I'll say this, I think the spitting on a 9 yr. old girl thing is total bullshit. I can believe everything else. But Soda Jerk started the thread with Kingpin's IG story post, and said "APPARENTLY Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London". Even in kellie1980's story (who seems to have witnessed everything) there's no mention of House of Vans, just Southbank or Stockwell (not sure) - in fact, it really only mentions being racist and trying to start a fight.
kellie1980 saw phelps spit on the little girl whose name is ruby. soda jerk did not create that story.
hope is she becomes a big name and starts her own video games.
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I heard this happened- the kid from africa said to phelps- nice skateboarding pretty boy, than phelphers spit hit the 9yo girl and ricochet and hit some other random guy. some people think laws of physics contradict this. Me and manny others think there was second spitter because spit could not come from behind.
If you put "comedy" or "humor" into a search engine, this post is the only thing that comes up.
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I heard this happened- the kid from africa said to phelps- nice skateboarding pretty boy, than phelphers spit hit the 9yo girl and ricochet and hit some other random guy. some people think laws of physics contradict this. Me and manny others think there was second spitter because spit could not come from behind.
the same shit happened to Kramer and Newman..i want to believe
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Not sure what happened in London but when the "Hellride" came through New Orleans at the DIY skatepark we were trying to get off the ground Phelps and his crew came by and acted like total shitbags including leaving all the van's trash littering the parking lot, including tons of beer cans and more than a few used syringes.
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Not sure what happened in London but when the "Hellride" came through New Orleans at the DIY skatepark we were trying to get off the ground Phelps and his crew came by and acted like total shitbags including leaving all the van's trash littering the parking lot, including tons of beer cans and more than a few used syringes.
hellride crew diabetic confirmed.
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Not sure what happened in London but when the "Hellride" came through New Orleans at the DIY skatepark we were trying to get off the ground Phelps and his crew came by and acted like total shitbags including leaving all the van's trash littering the parking lot, including tons of beer cans and more than a few used syringes.
Man i love parisite, that fucking sucks.
"OUR LIFE" or whatever i guess
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I heard this happened- the kid from africa said to phelps- nice skateboarding pretty boy, than phelphers spit hit the 9yo girl and ricochet and hit some other random guy. some people think laws of physics contradict this. Me and manny others think there was second spitter because spit could not come from behind.
If you put "comedy" or "humor" into a search engine, this post is the only thing that comes up.
I wish...
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Not sure what happened in London but when the "Hellride" came through New Orleans at the DIY skatepark we were trying to get off the ground Phelps and his crew came by and acted like total shitbags including leaving all the van's trash littering the parking lot, including tons of beer cans and more than a few used syringes.
They pulled some bullshit up in Oxford MS a couple days before the Parisite thing if this is the right timeline. Trashed Ajax Diner and got racial with staff there. They were supposed to stop in Jackson and skate a backyard bowl, then a Skate Rock gig. Skate Rock crew called up the bowl owner and said "We heard you have a bowl and are cool" and the owner said "Yeah one of those things is true". No one in Jackson wanted anything to do with Thrasher and that says a whole fuckin lot.
Honestly fuck that California shit.
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Well they did this to a bar in my town but I thought it was pretty funny, slaps favorite patlanta with professionally failed elbow drop. Wasn't at the park to see how they treated it though. I would tell em chill out on their fellow skateboarders though. If they're fuckin up get em the fuck out your spot aka good job London.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz1c4pRuOYA
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Well they did this to a bar in my town but I thought it was pretty funny, slaps favorite patlanta with professionally failed elbow drop. Wasn't at the park to see how they treated it though. I would tell em chill out on their fellow skateboarders though. If they're fuckin up get em the fuck out your spot aka good job London.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz1c4pRuOYA
That was maybe the lamest thing ive seen in a while
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^Uh', yeah. The whole "Skate Rock" tour shtick has been an embarrassment to skateboarding for about a decade now. Fuck all those dudes.
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Skateboarding don’t owe you shit but wheel bite in the rain -Jake Pheps
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The mag needs to die shit has run its course and is fucking corny. Wouldnt be caught dead in a thrasher tee
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When Jereme Rogers sw olllied Wahlenburg (I think first try?) at the first back to the burg contest, Jake screamed at him how it sucked and was already done. He was right. Tony Manfre had just done it that year or something? Switch ollieing it was a big deal. Tony soon after switch frontiside 180'd it. But not too much had gone one since Gonz's frontside grab down it. The psuedoGonz kickflip meloned it before the NOSE...but the NOSE didn't grab it. But back to the rapper. Pretty much first try? In the craziness of even that first one? I could be wrong but Jereme stopped skating the contest after that? Maybe he got hurt? I don't even know how to spell his name. But fuck....imagine sw ollieing wahlenburg and having that wind bag saying it sucked or whatever. Some find motivation. Others find a grumpy old guy with herpes who gets so bent he gets even more offensive than he is when he's sober. And say maybe I sw heel it today with that assholes screaming at me. I'm going to go make a mix tape. Wow. But that stupid instagram video. It doesn't show anything. I'm down for believing "corroboration" evidence but that's still he said she said. There's no tape of Jake droppign N bombs.....but I'm not shocked if that somehow surfaces. What a fucking time to be alive!!!
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Good job, London.
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Trust me its super lame now, but I was 20 then and all about fuckin shit up too, but I learned. You can tell who the problem people are from that video though. Wine chick nailed it.
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I think he has a problem with the British. I recall him trying to bat Neil Smith's board away at a Wallenburg contest.
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It's really time to put all these geriatric ghouls out to pasture & for a changing of the guard -- skateboarding is overwhelmingly a youth-dominated subculture yet these middle-aged(or older) cornball gatekeepers persist despite having little of value to offer.
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In other news, skateboarding is filled with a horde of white trash illiterate drunk driving killing your “friends” dope heads.
Jake Phelps has always been a half wit.
https://youtu.be/PQbtwpyF9aY
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"Fuck yeah the one eight!!! ::)
(https://i.imgur.com/jOAgqgE.gif)
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It's really time to put all these geriatric ghouls out to pasture & for a changing of the guard -- skateboarding is overwhelmingly a youth-dominated subculture yet these middle-aged(or older) cornball gatekeepers persist despite having little of value to offer.
As much as I agree with you..about referring to Phelps. I cringe of horror what skateboarding will become with the 'youth' in charge. Bunch of fucking clueless add selfless goobers running it?! Nahh...I'm straight. Fuck the industry, let it all burn.
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Thrasher has been wack for awhile now, european skateboarding is exciting me a lot more these days.
Skate rock fuckin sucks so bad.
Drugs are bad dont do them
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"Fuck yeah the one eight!!! ::)
(https://i.imgur.com/jOAgqgE.gif)
Too funny
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He did call BA a faggot. Possibly not knowing he was gay at the time, but still. Also, yeah, people in skateboarding do interact with him but most probably more out of necessity or his loosely understood OG status than desire. What happened to Sieben taking over? I'd subscribe again after 10 years for that.
Sieben taking over the Mag would be a Godsend and the best possible handover. SIEBEN FOR EIC
(I'd be happy with Burnett too)
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I been sayin get on some new shit if you wanna change shit. I just hate these social media wars. I still think thrasher does the best job in print and video.
Whos gonna do it better though?
Does high speed owns thrasher? Cause theres a solid team of people on here who could fuck up the game if we worked together.
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Whos gonna do it better though?
Anyone tbh
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He did call BA a faggot. Possibly not knowing he was gay at the time, but still. Also, yeah, people in skateboarding do interact with him but most probably more out of necessity or his loosely understood OG status than desire. What happened to Sieben taking over? I'd subscribe again after 10 years for that.
Sieben taking over the Mag would be a Godsend and the best possible handover. SIEBEN FOR EIC
(I'd be happy with Burnett too)
Doesn’t Burnett already run the show, with Phelps as a figurehead?
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I been sayin get on some new shit if you wanna change shit. I just hate these social media wars. I still think thrasher does the best job in print and video.
Whos gonna do it better though?
Does high speed owns thrasher? Cause theres a solid team of people on here who could fuck up the game if we worked together.
“Social media wars” are on both sides, sean gutierrez just posted a call to arms to get slap shut down lol
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Doesn’t Burnett already run the show, with Phelps as a figurehead?
We all know that is the case, but it would be nice to see Burnett realized as the figurehead. If phelps was gone I doubt much would change at all, as most people have already said. Just put the geriatric in a retirement village. Burnett should have officially taken over after Phelp's failed hillbomb left him with more head trauma.
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When Phelps came to my park in Montana he was asking all the high schoolers where to buy PKs.
It appalls me that this man has now tarnished his perfect reputation .
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"Fuck yeah the one eight!!! ::)
(https://i.imgur.com/jOAgqgE.gif)
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Whats the difference if he was an asshole to black kid? Is that not allowed?
I bet he was an asshole to every type of person throughout his life but he has good friends in all spheres of society.(LGBT, races and so on)
He is super iritating and I hate him but cmon...
Yeah cmon
Dude, cmon.
https://youtu.be/8c7U5pyKh0E
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homeboy needs to hellride right into a retirement home already
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Patlanta poosey pitter confirmed couldn't even break a flimsy table
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homeboy needs to hellride right into a retirement home already
"OLD LIFE"
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Unrelated, but funny.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhH_M2YF7-Z/?taken-by=remystratton
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I think he has a problem with the British. I recall him trying to bat Neil Smith's board away at a Wallenburg contest.
This. Yes.
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Give him 5 years, he’ll have an insta ala DP.
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Give him 5 years, he’ll have an insta ala DP.
You mean this one?
https://www.instagram.com/jakephelpsnojokefuckyou
*somebody enlighten me how to embed insta shit, i has the dumb
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Jake Phelps on brain damage confirmed
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I enjoy Jake it's nice have some characters in skateboarding. Better than some perfects streetleague shit or boring VX street footage by some "core" company. We need the die hard skate crust, the keep the passion and the energy high
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Brixton is definitely not a place that you'd wanna be making enemies, especially not in a racial way.
I went to a street party there a few years ago and shit was one of the best days of my life. Guys serving rum and juice in cups, nangs galore, mad reggae music, dope food. Things got pretty heated at a couple of points however and the riot squad had to be called in. I think it's been cancelled now because of the security risk and level of mess left behind.
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I think he has a problem with the British. I recall him trying to bat Neil Smith's board away at a Wallenburg contest.
I’m not going to contradict most of this, but this bullshit with everybody acting like that dude got screwed in some way is bullshit. I was there, people who weren’t coming close to tricks were getting cut as a matter of practicality with the session being limited to only an hour. Lets make this clear: NEIL SMITH WAS NOWHERE NEAR LANDING HIS TRICK. He got cut because he should have been cut, but somehow years later this idea that he was oh-so-close to landing it persists. He came nowhere near landing it. Not close, not almost a make, not any try could have been the one. And he wasn’t alone, a ton of people got cut, but somehow the sob story of poor Neil Smith and his nollie heelflip keeps going around. Nah, fuck that. Phelps may be a racist, girl-spitting, pill-popping, fried old man, but he made the right call on that one
This. Yes.
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Why Michael Burnett hasn't been given main editor status is crazy to me, they should just drop Phelps off in a crusty 1980s crete park in a foreign country and let him stay since he loves 'em so much
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I think he has a problem with the British. I recall him trying to bat Neil Smith's board away at a Wallenburg contest.
I’m not going to contradict most of this, but this bullshit with everybody acting like that dude got screwed in some way is bullshit. I was there, people who weren’t coming close to tricks were getting cut as a matter of practicality with the session being limited to only an hour. Lets make this clear: NEIL SMITH WAS NOWHERE NEAR LANDING HIS TRICK. He got cut because he should have been cut, but somehow years later this idea that he was oh-so-close to landing it persists. He came nowhere near landing it. Not close, not almost a make, not any try could have been the one. And he wasn’t alone, a ton of people got cut, but somehow the sob story of poor Neil Smith and his nollie heelflip keeps going around. Nah, fuck that. Phelps may be a racist, girl-spitting, pill-popping, fried old man, but he made the right call on that one
This. Yes.
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The more you know.
I was being more specific to the British part of the statement. Couldn’t give a fuck about Smithy to be honest.
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I been sayin get on some new shit if you wanna change shit. I just hate these social media wars. I still think thrasher does the best job in print and video.
Whos gonna do it better though?
Does high speed owns thrasher? Cause theres a solid team of people on here who could fuck up the game if we worked together.
“Social media wars” are on both sides, sean gutierrez just posted a call to arms to get slap shut down lol
Oh no! Not Sean Gutierrez the all powerful former Consolidated Skateboards unpaid brand spokesperson turned unpaid Anti Hero flow trash ball cupper. We're fucked now guys, batton down the hatches. Fuck that poosey.
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"Fuck yeah the one eight!!! ::)
(https://i.imgur.com/jOAgqgE.gif)
This dude is the fucking worst I hope he sees this and makes another post crying about slap on instagram.
Free max b
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phelps is an old kook. skateboarding has changed,
what was once "accepted" isn't anymore, and i for
one am glad that it's come this way and changed
for the better. it is everywhere - in other sports, in
the cultural/art industries - old men clinching onto
their power for way too long, then it always leads
to rather disgusting scenarios. get with the times,
or get the fuck out. both of the things that allegedly
happened are simply inexcusable. fuck you phelps!
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Hellride Shmellride
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phelps is an old kook. skateboarding has changed,
what was once "accepted" isn't anymore, and i for
one am glad that it's come this way and changed
for the better. it is everywhere - in other sports, in
the cultural/art industries - old men clinching onto
their power for way too long, then it always leads
to rather disgusting scenarios. get with the times,
or get the fuck out. both of the things that allegedly
happened are simply inexcusable. fuck you phelps!
THIS
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phelps is an old kook. skateboarding has changed,
what was once "accepted" isn't anymore, and i for
one am glad that it's come this way and changed
for the better. it is everywhere - in other sports, in
the cultural/art industries - old men clinching onto
their power for way too long, then it always leads
to rather disgusting scenarios. get with the times,
or get the fuck out. both of the things that allegedly
happened are simply inexcusable. fuck you phelps!
I hope this "Change" will speed up the proces of skateboarding dying again and when its not cool anymore than big ego and self love pussys will leave the ship and go stick their noses in something popular. After that some new freaks like phelps will emerge and it will be weird again. He doesnt have any POWER like in other SPORTS. Just ignore him. fuck you phelps!
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I will fucking die laughing if they shut this shit down. So many fucking tears by some sad fucks to only "go make their own forum"
There's been countless other forums. Countless alternatives to the DLX/thrasher narrative since they've existied. A pure paradox in skateboarding that everyone's so edgy and anti-DLX on here now......on a fucking DLX owned website.....
You could have left years ago (2010?) when Phelps and 10/10 talked way too long about homosexual sex in a derrogatory manor about an unnamed photographer.....but nah...you stuck with it...stuck by HiSpeed.
LOL!
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phelps is an old kook. skateboarding has changed,
what was once "accepted" isn't anymore, and i for
one am glad that it's come this way and changed
for the better. it is everywhere - in other sports, in
the cultural/art industries - old men clinching onto
their power for way too long, then it always leads
to rather disgusting scenarios. get with the times,
or get the fuck out. both of the things that allegedly
happened are simply inexcusable. fuck you phelps!
Phelps's credo:
(https://www.rockcrime.jp/data/crime/product/thrasher/thrasher_old002.jpg)
Also,
derrogatory manor
LOL!
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Sounds like the perfect assisted living home for Phelps
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Ahahaha, yes!
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2018 is really turning out to be a really fucking crazy year for skating, so much shit has gone down already that will ultimately change the culture forever.
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If he really did spit on a kid, then he deserves a fucking severe beat down! The racial slurs? I’m honestly not surprised ...
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think it's already posted but can someone post that photo of cards, andy roy [pre tats] salman agah and 6packed and ripped phelps?
HRC looked like a prison gang.
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I'm not trying to be funny but what does Skate And Destroy mean?
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I'm not trying to be funny but what does Skate And Destroy mean?
skate to the point of injury and spit on little girls. 'this is punk rock, kid'.
that little girl will grow up to be the birdman of the 2020s.
legend spit is the baton being passed.
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"Fuck yeah the one eight!!! ::)
(https://i.imgur.com/jOAgqgE.gif)
This dude is the fucking worst I hope he sees this and makes another post crying about slap on instagram.
Free max b
Dudes who act like this are usually the biggest pooseys. Patlanta is emperor fucking pooosey.
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it's only 10 am and all of these trolls and whackjobs are getting me seriously psyched to physically defend myself and my culture at the skatepark. please show up. please
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Did anyone show up to fight you just wondering
Free max b
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it's only 10 am and all of these trolls and whackjobs are getting me seriously psyched to physically defend myself and my culture at the skatepark. please show up. please
Seriously BRAH.....like what even is skateboarding these days?
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Did anyone show up to fight you just wondering
Free max b
nah but I'm still j/o'ing to the thought
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I'll not mailbomb deluxe for a box.
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I meant hillbomb. I will hillbomb to deluxe for a box.
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I'll not mailbomb deluxe for a box.
"Welcome to the list!" - NSA Agent #245376
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Ive been on the list for years, I'm actually reaching the top of it and now the government is using my brain to help run the world.
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Ive been on the list for years, I'm actually reaching the top of it and now the government is using my brain to help run the world.
AAAAAAAAAnd thank you!
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phelps is an old kook. skateboarding has changed,
what was once "accepted" isn't anymore, and i for
one am glad that it's come this way and changed
for the better. it is everywhere - in other sports, in
the cultural/art industries - old men clinching onto
their power for way too long, then it always leads
to rather disgusting scenarios. get with the times,
or get the fuck out. both of the things that allegedly
happened are simply inexcusable. fuck you phelps!
Phelps's credo:
(https://www.rockcrime.jp/data/crime/product/thrasher/thrasher_old002.jpg)
Also,
Jake Phelps POSSIBLE racist statements that you are being a bitch about, are all coming to light, on a fucking Monster Engergy drink paid for forum that you dumb phucks keep paradoxally supporting. There's nothing on that instagram post. Two dudes looking at each other. Further proof other than "he said she said" would be nice. Till then..you are the equivalent of paradox griptape.......a weird smothering of attention seeking fuckwits that aren't doing shit in your own lives. Show me further video proof of racial slurs. Trust me. I'll be the first to pre judge Phelps and say he's fully capable. But theres no proof of your racism argument on that video. unitl there is more proof I'll still talk shit on you. You ain't at no homeless shelter. You are giving to the needy. Get the fuck over yourselves.
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phelps is an old kook. skateboarding has changed,
what was once "accepted" isn't anymore, and i for
one am glad that it's come this way and changed
for the better. it is everywhere - in other sports, in
the cultural/art industries - old men clinching onto
their power for way too long, then it always leads
to rather disgusting scenarios. get with the times,
or get the fuck out. both of the things that allegedly
happened are simply inexcusable. fuck you phelps!
Phelps's credo:
(https://www.rockcrime.jp/data/crime/product/thrasher/thrasher_old002.jpg)
Also,
Jake Phelps POSSIBLE racist statements that you are being a bitch about, are all coming to light, on a fucking Monster Engergy drink paid for forum that you dumb phucks keep paradoxally supporting. There's nothing on that instagram post. Two dudes looking at each other. Further proof other than "he said she said" would be nice. Till then..you are the equivalent of paradox griptape.......a weird smothering of attention seeking fuckwits that aren't doing shit in your own lives. Show me further video proof of racial slurs. Trust me. I'll be the first to pre judge Phelps and say he's fully capable. But theres no proof of your racism argument on that video. unitl there is more proof I'll still talk shit on you. You ain't at no homeless shelter. You are giving to the needy. Get the fuck over yourselves.
We also have Tensor ads. Do you or have you ever shared a bed with Phelps in a homeless shelter?
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You could have left years ago (2010?) when Phelps and 10/10 talked way too long about homosexual sex in a derrogatory manor about an unnamed photographer.....but nah...you stuck with it...stuck by HiSpeed.
You're right...that shouldn't have slid by. I personally remember being bugged by that part of the interview but letting it slide because old dudes are old and sometimes say dumb shit. I bought some 1010 gear and pushed that shit out of my mind.
But isn't that sort of the point right now? A lot of younger people who have no frame of reference for these dudes hear stuff like that and wonder how the fuck this stuff gets co-signed by the community. People don't care as much about stylish FSOs as they do about not being forced out of a thing they love too just because they don't fit the mold that the old guard gatekeepers put out there.
If the idea is that skateboarding is for the disenfranchised, then let all of the disenfranchised people in and take the mic away for the old dude telling the kids what is and isn't cool.
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phelps is an old kook. skateboarding has changed,
what was once "accepted" isn't anymore, and i for
one am glad that it's come this way and changed
for the better. it is everywhere - in other sports, in
the cultural/art industries - old men clinching onto
their power for way too long, then it always leads
to rather disgusting scenarios. get with the times,
or get the fuck out. both of the things that allegedly
happened are simply inexcusable. fuck you phelps!
Phelps's credo:
(https://www.rockcrime.jp/data/crime/product/thrasher/thrasher_old002.jpg)
Also,
Jake Phelps POSSIBLE racist statements that you are being a bitch about, are all coming to light, on a fucking Monster Engergy drink paid for forum that you dumb phucks keep paradoxally supporting. There's nothing on that instagram post. Two dudes looking at each other. Further proof other than "he said she said" would be nice. Till then..you are the equivalent of paradox griptape.......a weird smothering of attention seeking fuckwits that aren't doing shit in your own lives. Show me further video proof of racial slurs. Trust me. I'll be the first to pre judge Phelps and say he's fully capable. But theres no proof of your racism argument on that video. unitl there is more proof I'll still talk shit on you. You ain't at no homeless shelter. You are giving to the needy. Get the fuck over yourselves.
easiest way to spot the moron on the message board is to catch the ellipses and the double space after a period. thanks for saving me from reading your drivel, you dolt.
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jake is a piece of shit and all these people thinking burnet would be a great replacement are idiots he is a fake ass goon what we are learning from these boards is it is probably best not to get to know any of these guys because they all suck
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jake is starting to get a reputation in the local bath houses for not reciprocating, huge asshole.
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jake is a piece of shit and all these people thinking burnet would be a great replacement are idiots he is a fake ass goon what we are learning from these boards is it is probably best not to get to know any of these guys because they all suck
if i try hard enough i can type without capitlisation too and remind everyone that run on sentences without proper grammer are going to get people to read my stupid meandering bullshit
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has never not been a kook
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According to the original girl that posted the insta-story, The 9 year old girl was skating the bowl when Jake came and asked her to get out of the bowl. I guess the girl didn't get out out quick enough and spat towards her. Regardless if he actually spat on or towards the girl its still shitty behavior that honestly isn't hard to believe considering his reputation.
What even is skateboarding these days indeed ???
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhMG7mO7cPT72289Lk (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhMG7mO7cPT72289Lk)
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has never not been a kook
and you shouldn't either
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what even is a tragic these days
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Makes me wonder if him throwing that apple at Shuriken was an accident after all...
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if the girl he supposedly spat at is the one I think it is. It's pretty outrageous. Firstly I'm pretty sure she's 8 and not 9. Also, if it is her. She was not staying in the bowl any longer than necessary. She was dropping in from the deep end of the House of vans bowl (gnarly for an 8 year old kid), and having a run. I'm sure she was hitting the tiles, and doing backside airs and fakie ollies (albeit below the coping). But definitely not just 'being in the bowl'.
I didn't see any spitting or hear anything other than music from where I was standing. But if any of it's true. It's pretty shit.
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Makes me wonder if him throwing that apple at Shuriken was an accident after all...
How do you accidentally throw an apple at someone?
Also I can confirm Phelps and crew were shooting Roman candles, throwing cans, bottles, firecrackers, and other random shit (not product) at kids during the KOTR 2005 meetup at the Louisville park. They were just posted up on the grass hill above the park, doing weird shit, trying to hit people. Seriously aiming Roman Candles at unsuspecting kids. I was 13, it was weird, I kinda knew who he was but had no idea what to think. He got arrested. Strange day.
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phelps is an old kook. skateboarding has changed,
what was once "accepted" isn't anymore, and i for
one am glad that it's come this way and changed
for the better. it is everywhere - in other sports, in
the cultural/art industries - old men clinching onto
their power for way too long, then it always leads
to rather disgusting scenarios. get with the times,
or get the fuck out. both of the things that allegedly
happened are simply inexcusable. fuck you phelps!
Phelps's credo:
(https://www.rockcrime.jp/data/crime/product/thrasher/thrasher_old002.jpg)
Also,
Jake Phelps POSSIBLE racist statements that you are being a bitch about, are all coming to light, on a fucking Monster Engergy drink paid for forum that you dumb phucks keep paradoxally supporting. There's nothing on that instagram post. Two dudes looking at each other. Further proof other than "he said she said" would be nice. Till then..you are the equivalent of paradox griptape.......a weird smothering of attention seeking fuckwits that aren't doing shit in your own lives. Show me further video proof of racial slurs. Trust me. I'll be the first to pre judge Phelps and say he's fully capable. But theres no proof of your racism argument on that video. unitl there is more proof I'll still talk shit on you. You ain't at no homeless shelter. You are giving to the needy. Get the fuck over yourselves.
easiest way to spot the moron on the message board is to catch the ellipses and the double space after a period. thanks for saving me from reading your drivel, you dolt.
Fraiser is that you
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Transworld, Thrasher and the fucking Berrics magazine, what a choice.
Recruit some unhinged motherfuckers and bring back Slap in print, if it's possible, without High Speed involvement.
That, or Big Brother.
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Thrasher is wack, but I’d rather read through thrasher over a lowcard, that lowcard vibe is so corny
https://instagram.com/p/BUlSg1-BIP-/
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Transworld, Thrasher and the fucking Berrics magazine, what a choice.
Recruit some unhinged motherfuckers and bring back Slap in print, if it's possible, without High Speed involvement.
That, or Big Brother.
free and grey.
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Transworld, Thrasher and the fucking Berrics magazine, what a choice.
Recruit some unhinged motherfuckers and bring back Slap in print, if it's possible, without High Speed involvement.
That, or Big Brother.
free and grey.
I don’t know if people have seen Transworld lately, but it’s been slowly evolving into Skateboarder Magazine 2.0
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Transworld, Thrasher and the fucking Berrics magazine, what a choice.
Recruit some unhinged motherfuckers and bring back Slap in print, if it's possible, without High Speed involvement.
That, or Big Brother.
Big Brother could not exist in these times. Too much #offended possibilities
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Transworld, Thrasher and the fucking Berrics magazine, what a choice.
Recruit some unhinged motherfuckers and bring back Slap in print, if it's possible, without High Speed involvement.
That, or Big Brother.
Big Brother could not exist in these times. Too much #offended possibilities
It's not that, Big Brother served to break down barriers and it did that. What would it serve in this day and age?
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Transworld, Thrasher and the fucking Berrics magazine, what a choice.
Recruit some unhinged motherfuckers and bring back Slap in print, if it's possible, without High Speed involvement.
That, or Big Brother.
Big Brother could not exist in these times. Too much #offended possibilities
It's not that, Big Brother served to break down barriers and it did that. What would it serve in this day and age?
No it is that. Theres barriers being built everyday. It would still serve to break down barriers. But people would get offended by it, which is actually good, IF you don't fold over to the offended.
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I think 4chan makes Big Brother look quaint. Coming back and trying to out shock a post-internet world would be pointless.
Besides there's already Illegal Civ and everybody already hates on that
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It would actually be better today, since things are actually "real" problems these days.
Sexuality, body image, race, drugs, violence, etc. It would be the best time for a big brother scenario.
author=jakeumms link=topic=100174.msg2816813#msg2816813 date=1529251920]
I think 4chan makes Big Brother look quaint. Coming back and trying to out shock a post-internet world would be pointless.
Besides there's already Illegal Civ and everybody already hates on that
4 chan ain't shit, very little substance. illegal civ? C'mon bro.
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Issue #1 - Some skate pictures, a article on why Nazis are cool, tranny Dick, more skate pictures, article on homemade chemical weapons, a poem, more skate pictures, interview with homeless person, how to buy drugs on internet, more skate pictures, boobs, etc.
Shits easy. Give me some money flint.
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Issue #1 - Some skate pictures, a article on why Nazis are cool, tranny Dick, more skate pictures, article on homemade chemical weapons, a poem, more skate pictures, interview with homeless person, how to buy drugs on internet, more skate pictures, boobs, etc.
Shits easy. Give me some money flint.
except for the skate stuff you just described 4chan. have at it.
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Jake's just a mascot (a shitty one at that) while Burnett and Sieben run the magazine. Dude will be on his way out sooner than later,there will probably be some "passing of the torch" nonsense.
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Issue #1 - Some skate pictures, a article on why Nazis are cool, tranny Dick, more skate pictures, article on homemade chemical weapons, a poem, more skate pictures, interview with homeless person, how to buy drugs on internet, more skate pictures, boobs, etc.
Shits easy. Give me some money flint.
except for the skate stuff you just described 4chan. have at it.
You guys are really into this 4chan shit huh?
Jake's just a mascot (a shitty one at that) while Burnett and Sieben run the magazine. Dude will be on his way out sooner than later,there will probably be some "passing of the torch" nonsense.
No one to pass the torch too. He'll be the mascot till he dies.
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Like I say keep tearing down ideas without making your own, your sure to lead a fulfilling life like that.
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Issue #1 - Some skate pictures, a article on why Nazis are cool, tranny Dick, more skate pictures, article on homemade chemical weapons, a poem, more skate pictures, interview with homeless person, how to buy drugs on internet, more skate pictures, boobs, etc.
Shits easy. Give me some money flint.
You basically described Big Brother. It's been done.
Sexuality- The Gay Issue
Body image- little person on the cover of issue 2, Josh Casper cover over the super morbidly obese ladies, Rick Kosik
Race- The Black Issue, The Yellow Issue, Milk Chicken Rappers (take note bawtawd)
Violence- what's a magazine gonna do about violence?
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Jake's just a mascot (a shitty one at that) while Burnett and Sieben run the magazine. Dude will be on his way out sooner than later,there will probably be some "passing of the torch zorch" nonsense.
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Dude threw a ladder at me and my friends once.
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Dude threw a ladder at me and my friends once.
A ladder? I hope you got over it
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Dude threw a ladder at me and my friends once.
Did you guys do anything about it?
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Dude threw a ladder at me and my friends once.
A ladder? I hope you got over it
Sounds like you took the high ground.
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Issue #1 - Some skate pictures, a article on why Nazis are cool, tranny Dick, more skate pictures, article on homemade chemical weapons, a poem, more skate pictures, interview with homeless person, how to buy drugs on internet, more skate pictures, boobs, etc.
Shits easy. Give me some money flint.
You basically described Big Brother. It's been done.
Sexuality- The Gay Issue
Body image- little person on the cover of issue 2, Josh Casper cover over the super morbidly obese ladies, Rick Kosik
Race- The Black Issue, The Yellow Issue, Milk Chicken Rappers (take note bawtawd)
Violence- what's a magazine gonna do about violence?
Well I never even read a big brother, so I don't know shit about it other than what I heard, I'm just throwing out idea. Sometimes shit just needs to be refreshed, not completely new. Adopted uncle.
Talk shit on me all you want but I swear I'm one of the only few on here, maybe even the only one, that actually come up with ideas even if their dumb. Most of yall just talk shit.
But are too scared to even rap.
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Dude threw a ladder at me and my friends once.
A ladder? I hope you got over it
Sounds like you took the high ground.
You guys should have stepped up.
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Issue #1 - Some skate pictures, a article on why Nazis are cool, tranny Dick, more skate pictures, article on homemade chemical weapons, a poem, more skate pictures, interview with homeless person, how to buy drugs on internet, more skate pictures, boobs, etc.
Shits easy. Give me some money flint.
You basically described Big Brother. It's been done.
Sexuality- The Gay Issue
Body image- little person on the cover of issue 2, Josh Casper cover over the super morbidly obese ladies, Rick Kosik
Race- The Black Issue, The Yellow Issue, Milk Chicken Rappers (take note bawtawd)
Violence- what's a magazine gonna do about violence?
Well I never even read a big brother, so I don't know shit about it other than what I heard, I'm just throwing out idea. Sometimes shit just needs to be refreshed, not completely new. Adopted uncle.
Talk shit on me all you want but I swear I'm one of the only few on here, maybe even the only one, that actually come up with ideas even if their dumb. Most of yall just talk shit.
But are too scared to even rap.
They did all that shit in the first two years (Casper cover exempted) and drugs? Captain Stoney's Corner, The Bong Olympics, Earl Parker, How to make LSD.
You never read it but think you're coming up with ideas? Vice tried to be Big Brother, Jenkem's still trying to be Big Brother and if they came back now not even Big Brother could be Big Brother because they did it. The only way to shock/shake up the norm would have to be so extreme now you wouldn't want to see it.
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Dude threw a ladder at me and my friends once.
A ladder? I hope you got over it
Sounds like you took the high ground.
You guys should have stepped up.
And got one over him
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damn, my man phelper blessed ya'll w/ 7 yrs of bad luck.
bawtawd, name it 'dutch uncle' and i'm in.
i'm scared to rap but dave carnie taught me that public nudity is funny so i've always had that. drinking your own [and girl's] piss, not being overly strident [i was really militant dickhead in my 20s, stealing from corporate chains, fucking up billboards for military etc. you can have your beliefs but if you're dour and humorless ain't nobody trying to hear that shit]
and i agree, live better instead of pure criticism.
"what the fuck have you done? at least i'm trying" - - ian mackaye
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Issue #1 - Some skate pictures, a article on why Nazis are cool, tranny Dick, more skate pictures, article on homemade chemical weapons, a poem, more skate pictures, interview with homeless person, how to buy drugs on internet, more skate pictures, boobs, etc.
Shits easy. Give me some money flint.
You basically described Big Brother. It's been done.
Sexuality- The Gay Issue
Body image- little person on the cover of issue 2, Josh Casper cover over the super morbidly obese ladies, Rick Kosik
Race- The Black Issue, The Yellow Issue, Milk Chicken Rappers (take note bawtawd)
Violence- what's a magazine gonna do about violence?
Well I never even read a big brother, so I don't know shit about it other than what I heard, I'm just throwing out idea. Sometimes shit just needs to be refreshed, not completely new. Adopted uncle.
Talk shit on me all you want but I swear I'm one of the only few on here, maybe even the only one, that actually come up with ideas even if their dumb. Most of yall just talk shit.
But are too scared to even rap.
They did all that shit in the first two years (Casper cover exempted) and drugs? Captain Stoney's Corner, The Bong Olympics, Earl Parker, How to make LSD.
You never read it but think you're coming up with ideas? Vice tried to be Big Brother, Jenkem's still trying to be Big Brother and if they came back now not even Big Brother could be Big Brother because they did it. The only way to shock/shake up the norm would have to be so extreme now you wouldn't want to see it.
I get it dude, but theres a lot of new shit out there to be made fun of and talked about. LSD synthesis is too hard for the common man. I would go the meth synthesis and pipe shotguns angle, accessible to every one.
Yeah internets got everything but print is better.
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Issue #1 - Some skate pictures, a article on why Nazis are cool, tranny Dick, more skate pictures, article on homemade chemical weapons, a poem, more skate pictures, interview with homeless person, how to buy drugs on internet, more skate pictures, boobs, etc.
Shits easy. Give me some money flint.
You basically described Big Brother. It's been done.
Sexuality- The Gay Issue
Body image- little person on the cover of issue 2, Josh Casper cover over the super morbidly obese ladies, Rick Kosik
Race- The Black Issue, The Yellow Issue, Milk Chicken Rappers (take note bawtawd)
Violence- what's a magazine gonna do about violence?
Well I never even read a big brother, so I don't know shit about it other than what I heard, I'm just throwing out idea. Sometimes shit just needs to be refreshed, not completely new. Adopted uncle.
Talk shit on me all you want but I swear I'm one of the only few on here, maybe even the only one, that actually come up with ideas even if their dumb. Most of yall just talk shit.
But are too scared to even rap.
They did all that shit in the first two years (Casper cover exempted) and drugs? Captain Stoney's Corner, The Bong Olympics, Earl Parker, How to make LSD.
You never read it but think you're coming up with ideas? Vice tried to be Big Brother, Jenkem's still trying to be Big Brother and if they came back now not even Big Brother could be Big Brother because they did it. The only way to shock/shake up the norm would have to be so extreme now you wouldn't want to see it.
I get it dude, but theres a lot of new shit out there to be made fun of and talked about. LSD synthesis is too hard for the common man. I would go the meth synthesis and pipe shotguns angle, accessible to every one.
Yeah internets got everything but print is better.
Name three things.
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Oh yeah, name three things mister
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Pfff...nigga you know what the fuck I'm saying
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Haha he can't name three things
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Isn't a reward for trying a participation trophy?
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Oh yeah, name three things mister
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Pfff...nigga you know what the fuck I'm saying
Yeah, you're saying you can't even name one thing new that hasn't been covered by a magazine who's hey day was more than 20 years ago.
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Meth synthesis, pipe shotguns, homemade chemical weapons, I said these already
If you don't think theres new content to be had after 20 years your dumb.
We should all shrivel up and die, its all been done before.
You guys make me sick.
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Suns out, I'm going skating, chow.
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Meth synthesis, pipe shotguns, homemade chemical weapons, I said these already
If you don't think theres new content to be had after 20 years your dumb.
We should all shrivel up and die, its all been done before.
You guys make me sick.
That's your idea of new issues? You listed race, sexuality, body image, drugs and violence as what you'd like confronted and you think a meth how to (not that hard really) and two home made weapons guides are revolutionary in print.
I'm not even mad, just severely disappointed.
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Transworld, Thrasher and the fucking Berrics magazine, what a choice.
Recruit some unhinged motherfuckers and bring back Slap in print, if it's possible, without High Speed involvement.
That, or Big Brother.
Big Brother could not exist in these times. Too much #offended possibilities
That’s pretty much why they went out in the first place. The skate industry that covered for Tony Trujillo repeatedly punching a woman and lashed out at Slap for publicizing Jason Jessee’s multiple nazi ties was no fan of big brother. They talked way too much shit and by the end no major pro would do interviews with them and they’d advertise some strange stuff not related to skating. They couldn’t really make it and the skateboard industry didn’t want them to.
If you mean skaters would be too offended? Probably not. But the skate industry sure is made up of a bunch of pearl-clutching bitches who lose their minds if criticized
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Meth synthesis, pipe shotguns, homemade chemical weapons, I said these already
If you don't think theres new content to be had after 20 years your dumb.
We should all shrivel up and die, its all been done before.
You guys make me sick.
That's your idea of new issues? You listed race, sexuality, body image, drugs and violence as what you'd like confronted and you think a meth how to (not that hard really) and two home made weapons guides are revolutionary in print.
I'm not even mad, just severely disappointed.
I lied! I didn't go skating! See this is why I didn't answer your question cause I knew your answer already. Yeah I'm totally gonna lay out a whole run off issues on a slap post, when I'm just spitballing ideas, u fuckin idiot. I answered your little poosey question and you attack me for it?
You already had what your gonna say in your head, trying to trap me, instead of building on what you want to see, I ain't stupid bro.
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Meth synthesis, pipe shotguns, homemade chemical weapons, I said these already
If you don't think theres new content to be had after 20 years your dumb.
We should all shrivel up and die, its all been done before.
You guys make me sick.
That's your idea of new issues? You listed race, sexuality, body image, drugs and violence as what you'd like confronted and you think a meth how to (not that hard really) and two home made weapons guides are revolutionary in print.
I'm not even mad, just severely disappointed.
I lied! I didn't go skating! See this is why I didn't answer your question cause I knew your answer already. Yeah I'm totally gonna lay out a whole run off issues on a slap post, when I'm just spitballing ideas, u fuckin idiot. I answered your little poosey question and you attack me for it?
You already had what your gonna say in your head, trying to trap me, instead of building on what you want to see, I ain't stupid bro.
I attacked you? You called me a fuckin idiot and poosey then said I'm trying to trap you. You said there's new things to be discussed but couldn't name one.
You said you were going skating and didn't. No surprises there. 😂 You knew what I was going to say? What am I going to say next?
I'm still not mad, just disappointed.
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Makes me wonder if him throwing that apple at Shuriken was an accident after all...
How do you accidentally throw an apple at someone?
Also I can confirm Phelps and crew were shooting Roman candles, throwing cans, bottles, firecrackers, and other random shit (not product) at kids during the KOTR 2005 meetup at the Louisville park. They were just posted up on the grass hill above the park, doing weird shit, trying to hit people. Seriously aiming Roman Candles at unsuspecting kids. I was 13, it was weird, I kinda knew who he was but had no idea what to think. He got arrested. Strange day.
That's great. Phelps needs to double down and pick a fight with a 2 year old, one way ticket to forever-legend status.
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I'm still not mad, just disappointed.
Me too
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I'm still not mad, just disappointed.
Me too
Your life is disappointing
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Makes me wonder if him throwing that apple at Shuriken was an accident after all...
How do you accidentally throw an apple at someone?
Also I can confirm Phelps and crew were shooting Roman candles, throwing cans, bottles, firecrackers, and other random shit (not product) at kids during the KOTR 2005 meetup at the Louisville park. They were just posted up on the grass hill above the park, doing weird shit, trying to hit people. Seriously aiming Roman Candles at unsuspecting kids. I was 13, it was weird, I kinda knew who he was but had no idea what to think. He got arrested. Strange day.
That's great. Phelps needs to double down and pick a fight with a 2 year old, one way ticket to forever-legend status.
He can be the man Jordan Peterson wishes he was
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It´s all part of the New World Order. Phelps is a turd that will destroy our brains. SOTY is a scam. Soros. Be warned.
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Does phelps have a slap account,?
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Yes he does. But he logged out when people realised that he was just a light version of Duane Peters.
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i hear he has pretty bad reputation in gay community for not reciprocating at bath houses. you cant always be a taker, and word gets around pretty fast
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Phuck Felps.
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inb4 he apologizes (or actually, Thrasher makes him apologize) and then the industry circle jerks him with heart emojis on insta and hates on SLAP for trying to "ruin people's lives"
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inb4 he apologizes (or actually, Thrasher makes him apologize) and then the industry circle jerks him with heart emojis on insta and hates on SLAP for trying to "ruin people's lives"
Its only a matter of time
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Meth synthesis, pipe shotguns, homemade chemical weapons, I said these already
If you don't think theres new content to be had after 20 years your dumb.
We should all shrivel up and die, its all been done before.
You guys make me sick.
Bro you’ve actively came on here like I’m so strung out and glorified your drug use and other weird fetishes. Get off the internet and seek fucking therapy you weirdo, you obviously aren’t fully gone as you can form coherent thoughts.
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Meth synthesis, pipe shotguns, homemade chemical weapons, I said these already
If you don't think theres new content to be had after 20 years your dumb.
We should all shrivel up and die, its all been done before.
You guys make me sick.
Bro you’ve actively came on here like I’m so strung out and glorified your drug use and other weird fetishes. Get off the internet and seek fucking therapy you weirdo, you obviously aren’t fully gone as you can form coherent thoughts.
Yeah dude no shit and no matter how fucked up my situation I was I could still be honest about it and make fun of it and share it with you peons. You don't have to like my mind cause I don't care cause its mine. What is yours like? I dunno cause you ain't never said nothin that stuck out to me. I don't even know who the fuck type of person you are.
If have no opinion of you but obviously your mad at me.
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Bro you’ve actively came on here like I’m so strung out and glorified your drug use and other weird fetishes.
sounds like a good zine.
Heres a vision I never seen before. Hear this angle, skate mag with cookie cutter interviews and travel articles. Woah.
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If I had to spend more then a couple minutes with phelps i'd lose as many braincells as he did trying to bomb that hill last year.
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If I had to spend more then a couple minutes with phelps i'd lose as many braincells as he did trying to bomb that hill last year.
He’s in the single digits anyway, so he’s not losing very many at a time. The remaining braincells have built up an immunity to every pharmaceutical and narcotic on the market and are now supercells anyways.
He’s basically a cockroach at this point
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It's really time to put all these geriatric ghouls out to pasture & for a changing of the guard -- skateboarding is overwhelmingly a youth-dominated subculture yet these middle-aged(or older) cornball gatekeepers persist despite having little of value to offer.
As much as I agree with you..about referring to Phelps. I cringe of horror what skateboarding will become with the 'youth' in charge. Bunch of fucking clueless add selfless goobers running it?! Nahh...I'm straight. Fuck the industry, let it all burn.
This changing of the guard already happened years ago. Revive is already bigger than Girl/Chocolate and more kids watch Rad Rat than read Thrasher.
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inb4 he apologizes (or actually, Thrasher makes him apologize) and then the industry circle jerks him with heart emojis on insta and hates on SLAP for trying to "ruin people's lives"
He won't apologise unless there's a video of him being racist it spitting on a girl or w/e.
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This changing of the guard already happened years ago. Revive is already bigger than Girl/Chocolate and more kids watch Rad Rat than read Thrasher.
It's depressing as hell that revive filled that gap, but it's true. It's all over now
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Makes me wonder if him throwing that apple at Shuriken was an accident after all...
How do you accidentally throw an apple at someone?
Also I can confirm Phelps and crew were shooting Roman candles, throwing cans, bottles, firecrackers, and other random shit (not product) at kids during the KOTR 2005 meetup at the Louisville park. They were just posted up on the grass hill above the park, doing weird shit, trying to hit people. Seriously aiming Roman Candles at unsuspecting kids. I was 13, it was weird, I kinda knew who he was but had no idea what to think. He got arrested. Strange day.
That's great. Phelps needs to double down and pick a fight with a 2 year old, one way ticket to forever-legend status.
I’m not trying to throw shade. I mean, I guess I am, idk, but it happened. I think I’ve posted this before, but he offered product to anyone who could kickflip the 6 over the long flat sidewalk to the street on the edge of the park before Tosh, the knome gawd Danny M did it first, walked up to Phelps like “hey I did it” and phelps lit him up. I’m pretty sure he eventually got a deluxe box for his troubles, and I’m not trying to air Danny’s dirty laundry, but it was wild. Phelps just seems straight up crazy, I dunno.
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This changing of the guard already happened years ago. Revive is already bigger than Girl/Chocolate and more kids watch Rad Rat than read Thrasher.
It's depressing as hell that revive filled that gap, but it's true. It's all over now
Revive didn't fill that gap, FA did. Revive is just a kooky subculture of our subculture.
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Phelps is the man,
>works for a skateboard magazine
>travels the world to different skateboarding events
> calls a spade a spade
>constantly triggering the thought police community
>decides the MVP of skateboarders each year
>creates fun for teens by lighting a few crackers
sesh what an asshole
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^ fuck off, greentexter
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> Be Me
> 38 Male Virgin
Etc..
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It's really time to put all these geriatric ghouls out to pasture & for a changing of the guard -- skateboarding is overwhelmingly a youth-dominated subculture yet these middle-aged(or older) cornball gatekeepers persist despite having little of value to offer.
As much as I agree with you..about referring to Phelps. I cringe of horror what skateboarding will become with the 'youth' in charge. Bunch of fucking clueless add selfless goobers running it?! Nahh...I'm straight. Fuck the industry, let it all burn.
This changing of the guard already happened years ago. Revive is already bigger than Girl/Chocolate and more kids watch Rad Rat than read Thrasher.
Pretty sure rad rat doesn't get THAT many views. But yeah I hate remive so much, such a sterilized version of skating. What human acts like they do?
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Phelps is the man,
>works for a skateboard magazine
>travels the world to different skateboarding events
> calls a spade a spade
>constantly triggering the thought police community
>decides the MVP of skateboarders each year
>creates fun for teens by lighting a few crackers
sesh what an asshole
He shouldn't be using that word.
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constantly triggering the thought police community
By using racial slurs. What a role model!
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
(http://i65.tinypic.com/dhcpjo.jpg)
Allegedly....pics/video of this incident or it never went down PopJerk😆
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
(http://i65.tinypic.com/dhcpjo.jpg)
Allegedly....pics/video of this incident or it never went down PopJerk😆
You must be fun
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I've been beating this drum for years irl, but it's an absolute fucking embarrassment to skateboarding that the EIC of skateboarding's most prominent publication is a barely literate junkie kook. Thrasher should've 86ed him years ago and handed the reigns over to Burnett.
Also, while we're spreading rumors about Phelps being a loathed dumbass, I remember hearing that he's banned from Jersey. I think he tried swinging his dick around at a demo in Sayreville and pissed off the wrong people. I think @andrew_nagavelli posted about it and NJ Skateshop backed it up in the comments. Feel free to chime in if you know more about this. *coughcoughNieratkocoughcough*
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I've been beating this drum for years irl, but it's an absolute fucking embarrassment to skateboarding that the EIC of skateboarding's most prominent publication is a barely literate junkie kook. Thrasher should've 86ed him years ago and handed the reigns over to Burnett.
Also, while we're spreading rumors about Phelps being a loathed dumbass, I remember hearing that he's banned from Jersey. I think he tried swinging his dick around at a demo in Sayreville and pissed off the wrong people. I think @andrew_nagavelli posted about it and NJ Skateshop backed it up in the comments. Feel free to chime in if you know more about this. *coughcoughNieratkocoughcough*
damn, first chief keef and now t-ed?
nj is gonna be just redman, weck and neiratko if they keep banning folks.
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I've been beating this drum for years irl, but it's an absolute fucking embarrassment to skateboarding that the EIC of skateboarding's most prominent publication is a barely literate junkie kook. Thrasher should've 86ed him years ago and handed the reigns over to Burnett.
Also, while we're spreading rumors about Phelps being a loathed dumbass, I remember hearing that he's banned from Jersey. I think he tried swinging his dick around at a demo in Sayreville and pissed off the wrong people. I think @andrew_nagavelli posted about it and NJ Skateshop backed it up in the comments. Feel free to chime in if you know more about this. *coughcoughNieratkocoughcough*
damn, first chief keef and now t-ed?
nj is gonna be just redman, weck and neiratko if they keep banning folks.
Even if they were the only three people in Jersey, it would still be impossible to get a table at Jose Tejas. Too many Staten Islanders.
Also, the Keef ban should be lifted. Everyone in Jersey that isn't a Newark crip bumps Faneto.
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Can't say I'm surprised but still disappointed.
This also makes me wonder: what's a post-Phelps Thrasher gonna be like/who would take the helm?
Probably the same. I doubt Phelps has any positive effect on the day-to-day of Thrasher.
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Phelps is such a cornball kook. Presents himself as a ‘true skateboarder’ with all the legitimacy of a cop pretending to be cool. So cringeworthy and sad. Hes basically a terrible video gane character cut scene.
This intro speech makes my skin crawl.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWG96vP_og
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
(http://i65.tinypic.com/dhcpjo.jpg)
Allegedly....pics/video of this incident or it never went down PopJerk😆
Okay SLAP, it's time to band together and work hard in order to convince Johnny Utah that this actually happened. Without Johnny Utah's backing, this isn't going anywhere. If Johnny Utah doesn't believe that this went down, does it make any sound? Johnny Utah is who we need on our side to make the world a better place for you and me. Please Johnny Utah! PLEASE!!!
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
(http://i65.tinypic.com/dhcpjo.jpg)
Allegedly....pics/video of this incident or it never went down PopJerk😆
Okay SLAP, it's time to band together and work hard in order to convince Johnny Utah that this actually happened. Without Johnny Utah's backing, this isn't going anywhere. If Johnny Utah doesn't believe that this went down, does it make any sound? Johnny Utah is who we need on our side to make the world a better place for you and me. Please Johnny Utah! PLEASE!!!
Wait I don’t want to back Johnny Utah because I’m not even sure if he’s from Utah. Allegedly he is but we’re not sure, so pics/vids Johnny or you’re a fucking liar.
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
(http://i65.tinypic.com/dhcpjo.jpg)
Allegedly....pics/video of this incident or it never went down PopJerk😆
Okay SLAP, it's time to band together and work hard in order to convince Johnny Utah that this actually happened. Without Johnny Utah's backing, this isn't going anywhere. If Johnny Utah doesn't believe that this went down, does it make any sound? Johnny Utah is who we need on our side to make the world a better place for you and me. Please Johnny Utah! PLEASE!!!
Wait I don’t want to back Johnny Utah because I’m not even sure if he’s from Utah. Allegedly he is but we’re not sure, so pics/vids Johnny or you’re a fucking liar.
He's just some hotshot ex-college football player turned FBI agent that's young,dumb,and full of cum.
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I've been beating this drum for years irl, but it's an absolute fucking embarrassment to skateboarding that the EIC of skateboarding's most prominent publication is a barely literate junkie kook. Thrasher should've 86ed him years ago and handed the reigns over to Burnett.
Also, while we're spreading rumors about Phelps being a loathed dumbass, I remember hearing that he's banned from Jersey. I think he tried swinging his dick around at a demo in Sayreville and pissed off the wrong people. I think @andrew_nagavelli posted about it and NJ Skateshop backed it up in the comments. Feel free to chime in if you know more about this. *coughcoughNieratkocoughcough*
damn, first chief keef and now t-ed?
nj is gonna be just redman, weck and neiratko if they keep banning folks.
Sounds like someones looking to be banned from NJ also.
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I've been beating this drum for years irl, but it's an absolute fucking embarrassment to skateboarding that the EIC of skateboarding's most prominent publication is a barely literate junkie kook. Thrasher should've 86ed him years ago and handed the reigns over to Burnett.
Also, while we're spreading rumors about Phelps being a loathed dumbass, I remember hearing that he's banned from Jersey. I think he tried swinging his dick around at a demo in Sayreville and pissed off the wrong people. I think @andrew_nagavelli posted about it and NJ Skateshop backed it up in the comments. Feel free to chime in if you know more about this. *coughcoughNieratkocoughcough*
damn, first chief keef and now t-ed?
nj is gonna be just redman, weck and neiratko if they keep banning folks.
Sounds like someones looking to be banned from NJ also.
oh man, however will i get from new york to philly now?
all that asides, some of my favorite skaters are from jersey. basically all of them except mike v.
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
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Allegedly....pics/video of this incident or it never went down PopJerk😆
Okay SLAP, it's time to band together and work hard in order to convince Johnny Utah that this actually happened. Without Johnny Utah's backing, this isn't going anywhere. If Johnny Utah doesn't believe that this went down, does it make any sound? Johnny Utah is who we need on our side to make the world a better place for you and me. Please Johnny Utah! PLEASE!!!
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I've been beating this drum for years irl, but it's an absolute fucking embarrassment to skateboarding that the EIC of skateboarding's most prominent publication is a barely literate junkie kook. Thrasher should've 86ed him years ago and handed the reigns over to Burnett.
Also, while we're spreading rumors about Phelps being a loathed dumbass, I remember hearing that he's banned from Jersey. I think he tried swinging his dick around at a demo in Sayreville and pissed off the wrong people. I think @andrew_nagavelli posted about it and NJ Skateshop backed it up in the comments. Feel free to chime in if you know more about this. *coughcoughNieratkocoughcough*
damn, first chief keef and now t-ed?
nj is gonna be just redman, weck and neiratko if they keep banning folks.
Sounds like someones looking to be banned from NJ also.
oh man, however will i get from new york to philly now?
all that asides, some of my favorite skaters are from jersey. basically all of them except mike v.
Nobody wants mike v.
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Apparently Jake is accused of spitting at a nine year old girl skating the bowl at HOV London as well as other skaters. The next day at southbank and Stockwell park he was heard throwing racial slurs and forced to leave by locals. Details are sketchy but he's also allegedly squared up to young black skaters after his slurs.
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Allegedly....pics/video of this incident or it never went down PopJerk😆
Okay SLAP, it's time to band together and work hard in order to convince Johnny Utah that this actually happened. Without Johnny Utah's backing, this isn't going anywhere. If Johnny Utah doesn't believe that this went down, does it make any sound? Johnny Utah is who we need on our side to make the world a better place for you and me. Please Johnny Utah! PLEASE!!!
Wait I don’t want to back Johnny Utah because I’m not even sure if he’s from Utah. Allegedly he is but we’re not sure, so pics/vids Johnny or you’re a fucking liar.
He's just some hotshot ex-college football player turned FBI agent that's young,dumb,and full of cum.
A loose cannon with nothing to lose
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How is pops still alive? The man looked 80 15 years ago
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Which TEAM will WIN this COMPETITION? The douchebag wearing NIKES or some other WACKY JOCK BRO?
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I used to defend Phelps because he was cool when I met him
same here. he was very cool and generous with me personally the one time i met him. but his sketchiness is well documented. if he wants to be an ambassador for skateboarding he needs to stop being racist and stop backing racists. i imagine him and schmitty are reading this post right now.
I back you, i met him in 2016 and he was really gentle and was just talking about When he was into acid. Funny day. But this incident is disgusting... Phelps need to grow up
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FUCK PHELPS, his racist behavior and every other messed up thing about him. Phelps was never good at skateboarding or even remotely stylish on a skateboard. The only sign of authenticity in skateboarding is whether or not you actually skateboard in the streets and in parks. Phelps can't do either (plenty of video evidence). There are plenty of decent people that could run Thrasher. Honestly, Thrasher sold out - it's not really skater-owned because Phelps can't even skate. Boycott Thrasher, Phelps, KOTR, Jason Jesse, and all affiliations with the 'alt-right' aka neo-Nazis and racist, mysogynistic, disgusting humans protected by the portions of the skate industry that are still living and operating ass-backwards.
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Phelps may be a cracked out dinosaur but he can skate... not amazingly but true nonetheless
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banned from louisville for shooting a kid in the face with a roman candle in '05!
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Out with the old! This guy is a disgrace..
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I stand with the phelper
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If I had to spend more then a couple minutes with phelps i'd lose as many braincells as he did trying to bomb that hill last year.
implying he has multiple brain cells left to lose
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Thrashed should be renamed Virtual Stalefish
>write letters of SJW wins in skateboarding world, world
>fire Phelps live and replace him with Matress Girl
>new segment called, "Hook Ups" Jeremy Klein introduces dudes that have probably never met starting with Gino meeting Fred Gall, followed by Antwaun and Jason Jesse.
>Trannys skating tranny dressed like grannies
>Exclusive Nickleback interview
shit would be ca$h
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WHAT! ALL I KNOW IS RAGE
HOW CAN I MAINTAIN W/ THAT SHIT ON MY BRAIN
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Put a crack rock on top of a vert wall, Phelps will have no choice but to try to run up and score. Though impossible to attain, his brain will not let him give up. He will tire, he will break, he will die.
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Put a crack rock on top of a vert wall, Phelps will have no choice but to try to run up and score. Though impossible to attain, his brain will not let him give up. He will tire, he will break, he will die.
you kidding? phelps has been fakie ollieing to crack score since the 80s.
before that he was part of a straight edge bully gang.
phelps may not know how to dress well or please a woman or do long division but you can't accuse him of not being a vert dog. he even has a shirt that says so.
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Thrashed should be renamed Virtual Stalefish
>write letters of SJW wins in skateboarding world, world
>fire Phelps live and replace him with Matress Girl
>new segment called, "Hook Ups" Jeremy Klein introduces dudes that have probably never met starting with Gino meeting Fred Gall, followed by Antwaun and Jason Jesse.
>Trannys skating tranny dressed like grannies
>Exclusive Nickleback interview
shit would be ca$h
This is a rad idea actually.
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FUCK PHELPS, his racist behavior and every other messed up thing about him. Phelps was never good at skateboarding or even remotely stylish on a skateboard. The only sign of authenticity in skateboarding is whether or not you actually skateboard in the streets and in parks. Phelps can't do either (plenty of video evidence). There are plenty of decent people that could run Thrasher. Honestly, Thrasher sold out - it's not really skater-owned because Phelps can't even skate. Boycott Thrasher, Phelps, KOTR, Jason Jesse, and all affiliations with the 'alt-right' aka neo-Nazis and racist, mysogynistic, disgusting humans protected by the portions of the skate industry that are still living and operating ass-backwards.
Do you think Phelps owns thrasher? And he might not be a “good skater” but dude is old as dirt and still skates everyday.
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Thrashed should be renamed Virtual Stalefish
>write letters of SJW wins in skateboarding world, world
>fire Phelps live and replace him with Matress Girl
>new segment called, "Hook Ups" Jeremy Klein introduces dudes that have probably never met starting with Gino meeting Fred Gall, followed by Antwaun and Jason Jesse.
>Trannys skating tranny dressed like grannies
>Exclusive Nickleback interview
shit would be ca$h
Would watch all except Nickelback
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Only real concert I been to is nickleback in upstate ny :D
My cousins are pretty bad ass
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
Wow, you really showed them.
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Yeah that's retarted but you completely fucked up on that one. You could of sold those hoes some gear and helped your friends shop.
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
Wow, you really showed them.
Your sarcasm is so edgy, you sure you don't where striped long sleeves under a too short shirt of your favorite 90's brand that is never coming back?
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
Wow, you really showed them.
Your sarcasm is so edgy, you sure you don't where striped long sleeves under a too short shirt of your favorite 90's brand that is never coming back?
I am reluctant to name the shop as it is in the Ft Lauderdale area, I know I am getting fucked out of paper when it comes to hours. With knowing this slight detail of hours and what might be the end of this shop sooner than later I hold my tongue. Whenever I get confirmation of said activity I won't mind blasting the fuck outta them.
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Yeah that's retarted but you completely fucked up on that one. You could of sold those hoes some gear and helped your friends shop.
That's regular you mean?
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
Wow, you really showed them.
Your sarcasm is so edgy, you sure you don't where striped long sleeves under a too short shirt of your favorite 90's brand that is never coming back?
If you think Creed's never coming back you're out of your mind.
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
Wow, you really showed them.
Your sarcasm is so edgy, you sure you don't where striped long sleeves under a too short shirt of your favorite 90's brand that is never coming back?
If you think Creed's never coming back you're out of your mind.
he said 'brand' like alien workshop or blind not band like banned.
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Branned is how you spell a band brand.
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tribute to spammy.
this is not russia, this is not china. this is america.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEH_ms8d1ws
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Yeah that's retarted but you completely fucked up on that one. You could of sold those hoes some gear and helped your friends shop.
That's regular you mean?
Your sarcasm is so edgy, you sure you don't where striped long sleeves under a too short shirt of your favorite 90's brand that is never coming back?
I think you meant wear, not where.
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
Wow, you really showed them.
Your sarcasm is so edgy, you sure you don't where striped long sleeves under a too short shirt of your favorite 90's brand that is never coming back?
If you think Creed's never coming back you're out of your mind.
he said 'brand' like alien workshop or blind not band like banned.
Well then, if you think Channel One's never coming back you're out of your mind.
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
I’d probably be pretty confused too if I walked into a store and just the sight of me sent the cashier into a mental health meltdown.
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The other day was covering a friends shift at the shop, Well bottletop blonde cvnts come in and I don't usually judge a book by it's cover but what spewed out of her gob made me point and laugh them till they either cried or just was embarrassed by me pointing and laughing the whole time making them feel really uncomfortable, So apparently Kanye West owns Thrasher according these dipshits. I was my usual hey ladies how can I help you? Anything in particular? one says do I have any Thrasher gear..... I point out a few things and I ask oh your man skate or something? No I was just looking for Kanye West Brand Thrasher.......... I told em to leave and laughed at their stupidity.
I’d probably be pretty confused too if I walked into a store and just the sight of me sent the cashier into a mental health meltdown.
Seriously. Good work on that one.
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I'll bet it's that shop Mad About Skateboarding.
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Is a "gob" a vagina?
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I'll bet it's that shop Mad About Skateboarding.
SHHHHHHHHHHHH.................. Knew the owner since Colorado and was part of a crew of homies we raged Denver hard.
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Is a "gob" a vagina?
i think gob means dick, some friends from england say gob shite, and i think that means like cum shot. i may be wrong.
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i think gob means dick, some friends from england say gob shite, and i think that means like cum shot. i may be wrong.
I know that gob, as a verb, applies to sucking dick, as in, "I went to Slammer last night and gobbed mad cone."
Gob, as a noun, though...for something to spew from it...seems like a vagina would spew stuff in public. But I'm VERY unfamiliar with vaginas so I could have my facts screwed up.
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i think gob means dick, some friends from england say gob shite, and i think that means like cum shot. i may be wrong.
I know that gob, as a verb, applies to sucking dick, as in, "I went to Slammer last night and gobbed mad cone."
Gob, as a noun, though...for something to spew from it...seems like a vagina would spew stuff in public. But I'm VERY unfamiliar with vaginas so I could have my facts screwed up.
im laughing hard at that one, wheres that dude that said you werent funny?
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i think gob means dick, some friends from england say gob shite, and i think that means like cum shot. i may be wrong.
I know that gob, as a verb, applies to sucking dick, as in, "I went to Slammer last night and gobbed mad cone."
Gob, as a noun, though...for something to spew from it...seems like a vagina would spew stuff in public. But I'm VERY unfamiliar with vaginas so I could have my facts screwed up.
I was using it in this instance as "gob" as her mouth as the best thing about those ladies.....
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I'll bet it's that shop Mad About Skateboarding.
SHHHHHHHHHHHH.................. Knew the owner since Colorado and was part of a crew of homies we raged Denver hard.
I fuckin KNEW it. He's a good dude, just not the best at running a shop/business.
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i think gob means dick, some friends from england say gob shite, and i think that means like cum shot. i may be wrong.
I know that gob, as a verb, applies to sucking dick, as in, "I went to Slammer last night and gobbed mad cone."
Gob, as a noun, though...for something to spew from it...seems like a vagina would spew stuff in public. But I'm VERY unfamiliar with vaginas so I could have my facts screwed up.
I always wondered what 'gob smacked' meant..now I know.
gob·smacked
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adjectiveBritishinformal
adjective: gobsmacked; adjective: gob-smacked
utterly astonished; astounded subsequent to getting smacked by a vagina.
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I think it could be interchangeable with pens, vagina and mouth. Gobble, what do you gobble? What do you gobble with?
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Does anyone else get a boner when they mention Gobbler's Knob on Groundhog Day?
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I want to visit gobblers knob to cum on things. Trees or something.
I have a boner now.
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13 pages
still no reputable, full report of what the fuck happened
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13 pages
still no reputable, full report of what the fuck happened
my guess is the black englishman goes 'ya know mate, if ye don't like the way the lil cunt shred the bowl, take ye ass back to america'
and phelps replied 'go back to america? you go back to africa!'
and the black guy was a local so more people showed up to back him up and the girl who posted about it made it more racial than it needed to be.
w/out being there it was prolly a 'fuck me? no fuck you' situation.
spitting on the girl? idk, it seems like the danny way brick story to exist in the hearts and minds of slap-kind.
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Any whitey telling a black person "go back to Africa" should be beaten to death.
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still no reputable, full report of what the fuck happened
my guess is the black englishman goes 'ya know mate, if ye don't like the way the lil cunt shred the bowl, take ye ass back to america'
and phelps replied 'go back to america? you go back to africa!'
and the black guy was a local so more people showed up to back him up and the girl who posted about it made it more racial than it needed to be.
w/out being there it was prolly a 'fuck me? no fuck you' situation.
spitting on the girl? idk, it seems like the danny way brick story to exist in the hearts and minds of slap-kind.
But you do see how telling someone visiting another country who obviously currently lives in America to go back to America is different from telling a black person go back to Africa, yes?
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yes, but phelps is a fucking idiot
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Minorities are just mad they don't got sick burns like that for white people.
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yeah, that's probably why they're mad
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Minorities are just mad they don't got sick burns like that for white people.
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Well, there is an entire meme culture revolving around corny shit white people do. But burns aren't necessary when you can just let a guy like Phelps be himself and do the job for you
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still no reputable, full report of what the fuck happened
my guess is the black englishman goes 'ya know mate, if ye don't like the way the lil cunt shred the bowl, take ye ass back to america'
and phelps replied 'go back to america? you go back to africa!'
and the black guy was a local so more people showed up to back him up and the girl who posted about it made it more racial than it needed to be.
w/out being there it was prolly a 'fuck me? no fuck you' situation.
spitting on the girl? idk, it seems like the danny way brick story to exist in the hearts and minds of slap-kind.
how could that be made any more racial?
white american goes to england, tells a local black man to go back to africa. only way that could be more racial is if phelps enslaved the dude or lynched him
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i think gob means dick, some friends from england say gob shite, and i think that means like cum shot. i may be wrong.
I know that gob, as a verb, applies to sucking dick, as in, "I went to Slammer last night and gobbed mad cone."
Gob, as a noun, though...for something to spew from it...seems like a vagina would spew stuff in public. But I'm VERY unfamiliar with vaginas so I could have my facts screwed up.
I always wondered what 'gob smacked' meant..now I know.
gob·smacked
ˈɡäbˌsmakt/
adjectiveBritishinformal
adjective: gobsmacked; adjective: gob-smacked
utterly astonished; astounded subsequent to getting smacked by a vagina.
A gob is your mouth. Gob smacked means you’re shocked, like when you get a smack in the mouth. Where the hell are you guys from?
Gob as a vagina? Hahaha! It’s a word you say to little kids.
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
no phelps is the old lady sucking your dick and wondering why it won't get erect.
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13 pages
still no reputable, full report of what the fuck happened
Tbh im startin to feel the same way, i hate the dude but where has this thread gone. On another note i did see a video clip of him this morning on instagram bein a dick but before i could click on it, it reloaded into another video
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Gob stands for George Oscar Bluth
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
Yeah, a couple different times. Mixed results. Some older schoolteacher that was 20 years older than me and a divorced woman that was twice my age. Couldn’t really get past the weird feeling that they were subconciously/and or verbally nagging me at all times.
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
Yeah, a couple different times. Mixed results. Some older schoolteacher that was 20 years older than me and a divorced woman that was twice my age. Couldn’t really get past the weird feeling that they were subconciously/and or verbally nagging me at all times.
Hooked up with this 52 year old bear when I was 18. Weird experience. Took me out to applebees after and snuck me a shot of whiskey. Pretty chill dude though. Had like 90% of his body covered in tattoos but they were tasteful. Tried to do a poly thing with me for a month or two but that shit was mad hectic. His boyfriend pressured me into getting my dick pierced as a valentines gift. Still piss on my hand to this day.
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
Yeah, a couple different times. Mixed results. Some older schoolteacher that was 20 years older than me and a divorced woman that was twice my age. Couldn’t really get past the weird feeling that they were subconciously/and or verbally nagging me at all times.
Hooked up with this 52 year old bear when I was 18. Weird experience. Took me out to applebees after and snuck me a shot of whiskey. Pretty chill dude though. Had like 90% of his body covered in tattoos but they were tasteful. Tried to do a poly thing with me for a month or two but that shit was mad hectic. His boyfriend pressured me into getting my dick pierced as a valentines gift. Still piss on my hand to this day.
great stuff. mine also told me that her daughter would love me (that was before she licked on my wet noodle though)
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dlx has been gobbing for pros from my city since last millennia
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All this over an insta story of to dudes looking at each other with zero instance....or audio.
What a time to be alive!
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All this over an insta story of to dudes looking at each other with zero instance....or audio.
What a time to be alive!
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All this over an insta story of to dudes looking at each other with zero instance....or audio.
What a time to be alive!
you act like you're not excited to learn the definition of gob. good things have come from this thread.
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Kingpin was where Kyle Beachy's article on 1010 and the "skate nazis" wound up when literally no one else would publish it, right? I think they have more credibility than you think. I doubt they are doing this to take down Thrasher the same way I doubt that Phelps is personally responsible for Thrasher's YouTube dominance.
Give Burnett the keys already. Get Phelps to a neurologist. CTE is a fucker of a thing to have.
You're talking about Free skate mag. I was just pointing out that Kingpin and most skate medias might have interest in Thrasher's monopole ending...not defending Phelps at all though, at this point he should have a restraining order filed by every skateboarder on the planet.
Yeah you're right. They put it up for a few hours and then took it down for the "impending" 1010 interview. My bad.
It was actually King Shit Mag that posted it for a few hours before pulling it, Kingpin didn’t post the Beachy article
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Kingpin was where Kyle Beachy's article on 1010 and the "skate nazis" wound up when literally no one else would publish it, right? I think they have more credibility than you think. I doubt they are doing this to take down Thrasher the same way I doubt that Phelps is personally responsible for Thrasher's YouTube dominance.
Give Burnett the keys already. Get Phelps to a neurologist. CTE is a fucker of a thing to have.
You're talking about Free skate mag. I was just pointing out that Kingpin and most skate medias might have interest in Thrasher's monopole ending...not defending Phelps at all though, at this point he should have a restraining order filed by every skateboarder on the planet.
Yeah you're right. They put it up for a few hours and then took it down for the "impending" 1010 interview. My bad.
Just to clear this one up, it wasn't Kingpin Magazine (European) that posted the article and removed it. It was King Shit Magazine (Canadian), which is now just called King Magazine.
So yeah, easy to mix this up.
Yerp I fucked up.
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
Long time ago I was in Rochester, I was in a kinda fucked up situation had an ex living across from me and didn't realize till signed a lease for 6 month's. So what does my stupid ass do? I sleep with everyone of her friends including her new mans mum who was 50+. Now mind you this story is a several instances of pissing my ex off but this one pertains to the older woman. I was walking my great dane and I heard a whistle as I was getting pizza down stairs at a corner spot. I have poor eyesight and yeah yeah yeah it's no excuse, but when I came upstairs to talk to this woman she was alright as in personality wise she had a plethora of albums and told tales of being involved with the early nyc punk scene, she was kinda bigger then I like, I like thick girls especially black or hispanic however when I went up there we split a bottle of Jim Beam now no glasses and having beer goggles on, I wasn't trying to hit it yet she brought it up and I kinda was taking back?! like whoa then she gave me a gummer which I found out as she plopped her dentures out, Yall can say whatever the fuck you want she knew how work a dick a woman with dentures can really really work that dick..... So I bust my nut and say oh hey we should hangout as in I don't think this is going to happen after, a few days later word got round to my ex and her dude. He was mad as fuck but was ike dude that's not cool trying to sound tough but wasn't sure I was going to fight him. I told him like dude your mum came on to me and I am not dogging her but DDDDDDUUUUUUDDDDEEEEE she has got the meanest head, waaay better then shrivle tits as I pointed at said ex...... one hand yeah it was creepy other hand I made my ex jealous still and at one point I slept with her while I was living there. sooooooo winning?! like tigers blood!!!!!!
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dude please stop posting
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Your story is a little hard to believe.
There is no way someone would lease you an apartment with a fucking great dane.
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Your story is a little hard to believe.
There is no way someone would lease you an apartment with a fucking great dane.
Agreed, I owned two Great Danes years ago. There’s no way.
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https://instagram.com/p/BkOPrZJlH9q/
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is Phelps the only homeless person who always has vest on
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is Phelps the only homeless person who always has vest on
Im homeless and i always wear my vest
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https://instagram.com/p/BkOPrZJlH9q/
he's like a lost puppy no one wants to take home
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is Phelps the only homeless person who always has vest on
Im homeless and i always wear my vest
post a homeless vest fit, fuccboi!
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BTDOPClDnh5/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE
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is Phelps the only homeless person who always has vest on
Im homeless and i always wear my vest
post a homeless vest fit, fuccboi!
Got it, there ya go
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BTDOPClDnh5/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE
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what's the actual story behind this?
SOTY party at Ft. Mason in SF a while back. Maybe 2008?
Someone was trying to get everyone lined up to shoot a photo and Phelps was trying to get Rowley's attention to face the camera. Next thing you know is what you see in the video. Tensions were high before hand which is why you can hear Jim T and someone else joking about the aggroness of the situation.
Going back to Phelps and the n-word, heard him say it once or twice while skating Potrero and was pretty surprised to hear him drop it so casually.
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what's the actual story behind this?
SOTY party at Ft. Mason in SF a while back. Maybe 2008?
Someone was trying to get everyone lined up to shoot a photo and Phelps was trying to get Rowley's attention to face the camera. Next thing you know is what you see in the video. Tensions were high before hand which is why you can hear Jim T and someone else joking about the aggroness of the situation.
Going back to Phelps and the n-word, heard him say it once or twice while skating Potrero and was pretty surprised to hear him drop it so casually.
Dont doubt that for a second tbh
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I have heard so many sketchy stories about geoff rowley I am sure he will soon have his own thread about all the fucked things he has done.
spill the beans
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
Long time ago I was in Rochester, I was in a kinda fucked up situation had an ex living across from me and didn't realize till signed a lease for 6 month's. So what does my stupid ass do? I sleep with everyone of her friends including her new mans mum who was 50+. Now mind you this story is a several instances of pissing my ex off but this one pertains to the older woman. I was walking my great dane and I heard a whistle as I was getting pizza down stairs at a corner spot. I have poor eyesight and yeah yeah yeah it's no excuse, but when I came upstairs to talk to this woman she was alright as in personality wise she had a plethora of albums and told tales of being involved with the early nyc punk scene, she was kinda bigger then I like, I like thick girls especially black or hispanic however when I went up there we split a bottle of Jim Beam now no glasses and having beer goggles on, I wasn't trying to hit it yet she brought it up and I kinda was taking back?! like whoa then she gave me a gummer which I found out as she plopped her dentures out, Yall can say whatever the fuck you want she knew how work a dick a woman with dentures can really really work that dick..... So I bust my nut and say oh hey we should hangout as in I don't think this is going to happen after, a few days later word got round to my ex and her dude. He was mad as fuck but was ike dude that's not cool trying to sound tough but wasn't sure I was going to fight him. I told him like dude your mum came on to me and I am not dogging her but DDDDDDUUUUUUDDDDEEEEE she has got the meanest head, waaay better then shrivle tits as I pointed at said ex...... one hand yeah it was creepy other hand I made my ex jealous still and at one point I slept with her while I was living there. sooooooo winning?! like tigers blood!!!!!!
Are you a juggalo by any chance?
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nice vest Slappy Bum!
also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb98VlHk1vM
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I've definitely been at potrero when a young black kid was skating around the park and phelps yelled "black lives DO matter"
tasteless
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nice vest Slappy Bum!
also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb98VlHk1vM
Thank ya, it changes appearance as i get new shirts/patches. In the market for a dystopia backpatch
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is Phelps the only homeless person who always has vest on
Im homeless and i always wear my vest
post a homeless vest fit, fuccboi!
approved. jawbreaker. dope
Got it, there ya go
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I've definitely been at potrero when a young black kid was skating around the park and phelps yelled "black lives DO matter"
tasteless
Woof.
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I have heard so many sketchy stories about geoff rowley I am sure he will soon have his own thread about all the fucked things he has done.
spill the beans
Please?
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think he would answer us if we asked what he actually said to that kid at the skatepark?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkmSsInFy2t/
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think he would answer us if we asked what he actually said to that kid at the skatepark?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkmSsInFy2t/
Thats today?
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Any whitey telling a black person "go back to Africa" should be beaten to death.
what if my friend Imani Azikiwe who was visiting america promised to take me bowling this weekend but got a phone call from his home town saying that his great uncle was sick and Imani was needed back in town because he is the only attorney and medical doctor in the town, and Imani was not sure what to do and honestly i dont even really like bowling.
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What if his friend Imani Azikiwe expected something different once he left his homeland, but he learned that he really valued his old way of life and maybe this rat race isn't for him? Wouldn't it make you a bad friend if you didn't advise him, in his pursuit of happiness, to go back to Africa?
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Any whitey telling a black person "go back to Africa" should be beaten to death.
what if my friend Imani Azikiwe who was visiting america promised to take me bowling this weekend but got a phone call from his home town saying that his great uncle was sick and Imani was needed back in town because he is the only attorney and medical doctor in the town, and Imani was not sure what to do and honestly i dont even really like bowling.
are you sure your friend isnt called roman?
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nice vest Slappy Bum!
also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb98VlHk1vM
Thank ya, it changes appearance as i get new shirts/patches. In the market for a dystopia backpatch
if you do get it, take that operation bullshit off then.
Respect yourself
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Pretty sure I have a Dystopia back patch in a bin , In my basement. I have a bunch of back patches lined up for "when I get around to it". My favorite is my Man Wolfs though. And, of course the band Fang. Patch talk #WOKE
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nice vest Slappy Bum!
also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb98VlHk1vM
Thank ya, it changes appearance as i get new shirts/patches. In the market for a dystopia backpatch
if you do get it, take that operation bullshit off then.
Respect yourself
Man, i dont even really listen to them all that often anymore but fuck i wouldnt be listening to alot of band if i didnt once listen to them. Gotta always remember that
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is Phelps the only homeless person who always has vest on
Im homeless and i always wear my vest
post a homeless vest fit, fuccboi!
Got it, there ya go
Beyond excited to see Jawbreaker sharing space with Crass on a punk vest.
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is Phelps the only homeless person who always has vest on
Im homeless and i always wear my vest
post a homeless vest fit, fuccboi!
Got it, there ya go
Beyond excited to see Jawbreaker sharing space with Crass on a punk vest.
Ill always love jawbreaker
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I have heard so many sketchy stories about geoff rowley I am sure he will soon have his own thread about all the fucked things he has done.
spill the beans
Please?
Unrelated sorta but I think this is hilarious, especially now that he's into hunting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT3iP-UjF9Y
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At least he can go to wendy's like steve-o now: The part where he eats the burger is orgasmic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8futmkGBqo
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Phelps is a real piece of shot I wish someone would just kick his ignorant ass all over the place. There is no need for that shit in skateboarding , doesn’t matter the color of your skin or your gender. Phelps comes off as a cocky, douchebag, almost as bad as a jock maybe worse. What has he truly done for skating? He is in it for personal gains ONLY!
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Yeah man, he's a real piece of shot.
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He seems like that crazy uncle that comes over on thanksgiving that you don’t really wanna invite but you do cause it’s your uncle.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkqJgzRFxIu/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1ogedtojlai87
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
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just take one to a tailor
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just take one to a tailor
What am I made of fucking money?
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
Might be a volcom or penguin
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
Maybe get your neck measurement and then hit up a department store if those still exist? I used to get my fitted shirts at Sears but I think those are gone now.
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Thanks for the advice guys. Next time I have a day of I'll give it a go. Expect me to post a fit.
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
Maybe get your neck measurement and then hit up a department store if those still exist? I used to get my fitted shirts at Sears but I think those are gone now.
J Crew or Banana Republic usually have that kind of stuff during a small window in "Summer" (possibly over now in retail world) but they are overpriced and selection can be sparse when they are not the "it" thing.
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
Maybe get your neck measurement and then hit up a department store if those still exist? I used to get my fitted shirts at Sears but I think those are gone now.
J Crew or Banana Republic usually have that kind of stuff during a small window in "Summer" (possibly over now in retail world) but they are overpriced and selection can be sparse when they are not the "it" thing.
This: https://www.amazon.com/Van-Heusen-Wrinkle-Sleeve-Button/dp/B079ZQJZP7/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1530491135&sr=1-1&refinements=p_89%3AVan+Heusen&pi=SL180_SX140_CR0,0,140,180_QL70&keywords=casual+shirts
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He seems like that crazy uncle that comes over on thanksgiving that you don’t really wanna invite but you do cause it’s your uncle.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkqJgzRFxIu/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1ogedtojlai87
The Stella tat story was kinda heart warming .
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
phelps is basically dwight schrute
(http://www.tvstyleguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/the_office_dwight_schrute_calculator_wrist_watch.jpg)
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b90c1a1bcae27eabf1e9f3f6ca02def/tumblr_p6qm0zn0vj1qiq36jo1_1280.jpg)
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/men/casual-shirts
They have multiple stores in your zone.
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He seems like that crazy uncle that comes over on thanksgiving that you don’t really wanna invite but you do cause it’s your uncle.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkqJgzRFxIu/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1ogedtojlai87
Have I told you kids about the 60s
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
Might be a volcom or penguin
probably Fred Perry
https://youtu.be/ScvdFeh1aOw
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get a tape measure in whatever not America uses and check your neck, armpits, elbow, shoulder, wrist, shoulder to crack and gut gang
you can buy one exactly to fit your body at money tailor shirts after that
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
Could be a ben davis that he took the logo off of. He does tend to own ben davis clothing
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/men/casual-shirts
They have multiple stores in your zone.
I kidded myself for a few months that Uniqlo was a good option. Really hard to go past Norse Projects.
http://www.norseprojects.com/store/men/shirting (http://www.norseprojects.com/store/men/shirting)
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
goodwill or savers.. sometimes.
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Anyone else notice phelps using way more slang whenever he interviews black skaters? Shit was always pretty cringy
yeah, it's pitiful.
so does fucking DILL. his "hey white people" style remarks in reference to his adjacency to young cool black skaters is also kook patrol.
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
goodwill or savers.. sometimes.
75% of my wardrobe is from thrift stores but a white short sleeve button down shirt would be their rarest of finds at one of those.
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I wanna know where Jake got that short sleeve button down. Hard to find one that fits right.
https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/men/casual-shirts
They have multiple stores in your zone.
those are triple the price of uniqlo shirts. nice shirts, tho.
I kidded myself for a few months that Uniqlo was a good option. Really hard to go past Norse Projects.
http://www.norseprojects.com/store/men/shirting (http://www.norseprojects.com/store/men/shirting)
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a thread about jake phelps' racism turning into a thread about male fashion is beyond comprehendible.
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a thread about jake phelps' racism turning into a thread about male fashion is beyond comprehendible.
welcome to slap messages.
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a thread about jake phelps' racism turning into a thread about male fashion is beyond comprehendible.
welcome to slap messages.
We talked about oatmeal recently too
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Are his glasses prescription?
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Are his glasses prescription?
Yea unless hot topic has a lens crafters inside
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Are his glasses prescription?
Yes but he bought them on the street for a considerable mark up and they're too strong for him but he's building a tolerance
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Are his glasses prescription?
Let's hope so. THere's no way in hell he's wearing them to look cool.
Is there?? :o
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Can someone tell me what happened please. I dont know if i can muster up the strength to read 16 pages about him. I met him a few times and he was always a dick. Did carma finally catch up to him
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Can someone tell me what happened please. I dont know if i can muster up the strength to read 16 pages about him. I met him a few times and he was always a dick. Did carma finally catch up to him
I don't think so. Karma may have caught up with him though. Not sure how they feel about one another.
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Can someone tell me what happened please. I dont know if i can muster up the strength to read 16 pages about him. I met him a few times and he was always a dick. Did carma finally catch up to him
Basically phelps beat up a 2 year old, and told all black people to go back to africa (after repeatedly yelling the n-word).
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Yes but he bought them on the street for a considerable mark up and they're too strong for him but he's building a tolerance
This is some of you finest commentary.
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a thread about jake phelps' racism turning into a thread about male fashion is beyond comprehendible.
Or, as my people say, incomprehensible.
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a thread about jake phelps' racism turning into a thread about male fashion is beyond comprehendible.
Or, as my people say, incomprehensible.
comprende
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What product does he use in his hair? It always looks good. Or is that just grease?
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What product does he use in his hair? It always looks good. Or is that just grease?
Probably pomade
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What product does he use in his hair? It always looks good. Or is that just grease?
Probably pomade
sweat from kids who were promised SOTY
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What product does he use in his hair? It always looks good. Or is that just grease?
Probably pomade
sweat from kids who were promised SOTY
Some dapper daan?
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Anyone else notice phelps using way more slang whenever he interviews black skaters? Shit was always pretty cringy
yeah, it's pitiful.
so does fucking DILL. his "hey white people" style remarks in reference to his adjacency to young cool black skaters is also kook patrol.
CANNOT stand when Dill pulls that shit. Just stfu and draw something cool and we will respect you alot more
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a thread about jake phelps' racism turning into a thread about male fashion is beyond comprehendible.
welcome to slap messages.
We talked about oatmeal recently too
And Queer Eye
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I mean dill is married to a black woman
Doesn't excuse being a cornball.
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Yes but he bought them on the street for a considerable mark up and they're too strong for him but he's building a tolerance
An optical hell reyed, if you will.
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Probably just racism.
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What product does he use in his hair? It always looks good. Or is that just grease?
Probably just racism.
He's got that hunky surfer look so probably a product with sand in it #longhairdontcare
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prescription vest, must wear all seasons
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What product does he use in his hair? It always looks good. Or is that just grease?
Probably pomade
sweat from kids who were promised SOTY
Some dapper daan?
Its speed cream. He gets it flow from bones.
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now all you dickheads that posted here love him.
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now all you dickheads that posted here love him.
Yeah sadly it takes someone dying to recognize how genuinely important they are despite their flaws, that doesn't mean anyone is suddenly stupid for having felt conflicted or even annoyed by him. This shit is common, people are complicated. In life it's easy to focus on the flaws people have, with death it becomes obvious what the world has lost.
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yes, because we only ever mourn for perfect individuals who are 100% in line with our way of thinking ...
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yes, because we only ever mourn for perfect individuals who are 100% in line with our way of thinking ...
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yes, because we only ever mourn for perfect individuals who are 100% in line with our way of thinking ...
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now all you dickheads that posted here love him.
wow dude you totally got em all. blatant hypocrisy exposed. how dare people be respectful of phelps' legacy after he has passed away if they were once critical of him.
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now all you dickheads that posted here love him.
Yeah sadly it takes someone dying to recognize how genuinely important they are despite their flaws, that doesn't mean anyone is suddenly stupid for having felt conflicted or even annoyed by him. This shit is common, people are complicated. In life it's easy to focus on the flaws people have, with death it becomes obvious what the world has lost.
Well said.
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now all you dickheads that posted here love him.
Yeah sadly it takes someone dying to recognize how genuinely important they are despite their flaws, that doesn't mean anyone is suddenly stupid for having felt conflicted or even annoyed by him. This shit is common, people are complicated. In life it's easy to focus on the flaws people have, with death it becomes obvious what the world has lost.
Or maybe the people talking are just fake.
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now all you dickheads that posted here love him.
Yeah sadly it takes someone dying to recognize how genuinely important they are despite their flaws, that doesn't mean anyone is suddenly stupid for having felt conflicted or even annoyed by him. This shit is common, people are complicated. In life it's easy to focus on the flaws people have, with death it becomes obvious what the world has lost.
Or maybe the people talking are just fake.
You shouldnt be opportunistic in this way with someones death. Have some class.
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now all you dickheads that posted here love him.
Yeah sadly it takes someone dying to recognize how genuinely important they are despite their flaws, that doesn't mean anyone is suddenly stupid for having felt conflicted or even annoyed by him. This shit is common, people are complicated. In life it's easy to focus on the flaws people have, with death it becomes obvious what the world has lost.
Flaws? Whats your point? Should we ignore the fact that he was a real dirtbag at times?
The fact that you would try to justify him spitting in some girls face or racisl slurs speaks volumes about yourself. Just because he is dead, people shouldnt ignore the fact of all the bad he did.
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Sure Phelps was a cunt, but this is a pretty cunty thing to do. Not so much to Phelps, but to the people allowing themselves to feel something in this moment. Compassion can go to your enemies, or people you disagree with. Don't shame people for having honest feelings about his passing, which are just as real as hating him for being a cunt.
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Kentrock and brguy, let skateboarding mourn Jake and stop being such pooseys.
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i think gob means dick, some friends from england say gob shite, and i think that means like cum shot. i may be wrong.
I know that gob, as a verb, applies to sucking dick, as in, "I went to Slammer last night and gobbed mad cone."
Gob, as a noun, though...for something to spew from it...seems like a vagina would spew stuff in public. But I'm VERY unfamiliar with vaginas so I could have my facts screwed up.
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Knew some kook would bump this saying some stupid shit.
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shut the fuck up and have some respect
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shut the fuck up and have some respect
I see what youre saying but should people ignore all the fuckshit he did? Did that 6-year old girl deserve to be spit on? Racial slurs? Really my dude? FOH
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People aren’t ignoring it you dumb fuck. Paying respects to someone who died and their family is what they are doing. How many funerals have you been to where they talk about all the bad mistakes the person made in their life? Phelper was a polarizing figure, but he has done a lot of good for the skateboarding community. Hence why people are showing their respect.
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shut the fuck up and have some respect
I see what youre saying but should people ignore all the fuckshit he did? Did that 6-year old girl deserve to be spit on? Racial slurs? Really my dude? FOH
Duane's spit on a young Tony Hawk turned him into the Birdman and some day that little girl will enter the anals of skateboarding too.
i realize that's an old complaint but too soon.
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It astounds me the retardation level required of these alt-right types to either seemingly get outraged that nuance exists in the world, or be too fucking dense to perceive its existence. RIP to a flawed individual.
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some day that little girl will enter the anals of skateboarding too.
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It astounds me the retardation level required of these alt-right types to either seemingly get outraged that nuance exists in the world, or be too fucking dense to perceive its existence. RIP to a flawed individual.
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
no phelps is the old lady sucking your dick and wondering why it won't get erect.
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Awwwww God bless Jake's heart n shred in paradise.
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all you fucking mormons kept saying wut a dick he was and how you had no respect for him, now boo hoo, you always looked up to him and he was like a brother
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all you fucking mormons kept saying wut a dick he was and how you had no respect for him, now boo hoo, you always looked up to him and he was like a brother
i do not practice mormonism. shalom
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some day that little girl will enter the anals of skateboarding too.
Thanks
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speaking of old. any of you guys ever hooked up with a lady way older than you? one time i hooked up with this 50 year old lady. i was 25 at the time. i was super wasted and went home with her after the bar. my cock would not work even in the slightest. she sucked the shit out of it and still nothing. full on whiskey dick. is that what Phelper feels like except throughout his whole body?
no phelps is the old lady sucking your dick and wondering why it won't get erect.
I'm a shizzledy whiskey dizzily dooping dipper dick prick with sick Knicks... Hats...
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Can't wait for Round 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE)
A Scouser probably won't stand up for London.
have any details ever come out in regards to the story here? either from Geoff or Phelps?
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some day that little girl will enter the anals of skateboarding too.
That explains this messageboard perfectly.
SLAP- The Anals of Skateboarding
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Can't wait for Round 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE)
A Scouser probably won't stand up for London.
have any details ever come out in regards to the story here? either from Geoff or Phelps?
Good luck getting the deets from Phelps. Looks like a couple of drunks horseplaying.
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It's kinda funny how everybody forgot about this whole incident in the "successor to phelps" thread. See some of the same people that posted on this saying shit like "He's a once in a lifetime miracle". I think he was just drunk and out of his mind when he was being racist and shit but some of these people on slap are so twofaced smh
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some of these people on slap are so twofaced smh
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When Jereme Rogers sw olllied Wahlenburg (I think first try?) at the first back to the burg contest, Jake screamed at him how it sucked and was already done. He was right. Tony Manfre had just done it that year or something? Switch ollieing it was a big deal. Tony soon after switch frontiside 180'd it. But not too much had gone one since Gonz's frontside grab down it. The psuedoGonz kickflip meloned it before the NOSE...but the NOSE didn't grab it. But back to the rapper. Pretty much first try? In the craziness of even that first one? I could be wrong but Jereme stopped skating the contest after that? Maybe he got hurt? I don't even know how to spell his name. But fuck....imagine sw ollieing wahlenburg and having that wind bag saying it sucked or whatever. Some find motivation. Others find a grumpy old guy with herpes who gets so bent he gets even more offensive than he is when he's sober. And say maybe I sw heel it today with that assholes screaming at me. I'm going to go make a mix tape. Wow. But that stupid instagram video. It doesn't show anything. I'm down for believing "corroboration" evidence but that's still he said she said. There's no tape of Jake droppign N bombs.....but I'm not shocked if that somehow surfaces. What a fucking time to be alive!!!
there is no way Jereme sw ollied the Berg. it just didn't happen.
The person you are responding to no longer has an account so they aren't going to respond to you, also you meaninglessly posting in this ancient thread reminded me of when I heard Jake throw around the N word at Potrero many years ago which tripped me out so thanks for that
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Is that a title of an unreleased 2Pac joint?
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When Jereme Rogers sw olllied Wahlenburg (I think first try?) at the first back to the burg contest, Jake screamed at him how it sucked and was already done. He was right. Tony Manfre had just done it that year or something? Switch ollieing it was a big deal. Tony soon after switch frontiside 180'd it. But not too much had gone one since Gonz's frontside grab down it. The psuedoGonz kickflip meloned it before the NOSE...but the NOSE didn't grab it. But back to the rapper. Pretty much first try? In the craziness of even that first one? I could be wrong but Jereme stopped skating the contest after that? Maybe he got hurt? I don't even know how to spell his name. But fuck....imagine sw ollieing wahlenburg and having that wind bag saying it sucked or whatever. Some find motivation. Others find a grumpy old guy with herpes who gets so bent he gets even more offensive than he is when he's sober. And say maybe I sw heel it today with that assholes screaming at me. I'm going to go make a mix tape. Wow. But that stupid instagram video. It doesn't show anything. I'm down for believing "corroboration" evidence but that's still he said she said. There's no tape of Jake droppign N bombs.....but I'm not shocked if that somehow surfaces. What a fucking time to be alive!!!
there is no way Jereme sw ollied the Berg. it just didn't happen.
The person you are responding to no longer has an account so they aren't going to respond to you, also you meaninglessly posting in this ancient thread reminded me of when I heard Jake throw around the N word at Potrero many years ago which tripped me out so thanks for that
but you had to add to this ancient thread with your non-story. Phelps was down with the culture, he said 'nigga' to his bros. he wasn't specifically using it to describe afro-Americans. you shouldn't smut up a dead man's name. we're all nwords when we die.
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When Jereme Rogers sw olllied Wahlenburg (I think first try?) at the first back to the burg contest, Jake screamed at him how it sucked and was already done. He was right. Tony Manfre had just done it that year or something? Switch ollieing it was a big deal. Tony soon after switch frontiside 180'd it. But not too much had gone one since Gonz's frontside grab down it. The psuedoGonz kickflip meloned it before the NOSE...but the NOSE didn't grab it. But back to the rapper. Pretty much first try? In the craziness of even that first one? I could be wrong but Jereme stopped skating the contest after that? Maybe he got hurt? I don't even know how to spell his name. But fuck....imagine sw ollieing wahlenburg and having that wind bag saying it sucked or whatever. Some find motivation. Others find a grumpy old guy with herpes who gets so bent he gets even more offensive than he is when he's sober. And say maybe I sw heel it today with that assholes screaming at me. I'm going to go make a mix tape. Wow. But that stupid instagram video. It doesn't show anything. I'm down for believing "corroboration" evidence but that's still he said she said. There's no tape of Jake droppign N bombs.....but I'm not shocked if that somehow surfaces. What a fucking time to be alive!!!
there is no way Jereme sw ollied the Berg. it just didn't happen.
ur goofy bud
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When Jereme Rogers sw olllied Wahlenburg (I think first try?) at the first back to the burg contest, Jake screamed at him how it sucked and was already done. He was right. Tony Manfre had just done it that year or something? Switch ollieing it was a big deal. Tony soon after switch frontiside 180'd it. But not too much had gone one since Gonz's frontside grab down it. The psuedoGonz kickflip meloned it before the NOSE...but the NOSE didn't grab it. But back to the rapper. Pretty much first try? In the craziness of even that first one? I could be wrong but Jereme stopped skating the contest after that? Maybe he got hurt? I don't even know how to spell his name. But fuck....imagine sw ollieing wahlenburg and having that wind bag saying it sucked or whatever. Some find motivation. Others find a grumpy old guy with herpes who gets so bent he gets even more offensive than he is when he's sober. And say maybe I sw heel it today with that assholes screaming at me. I'm going to go make a mix tape. Wow. But that stupid instagram video. It doesn't show anything. I'm down for believing "corroboration" evidence but that's still he said she said. There's no tape of Jake droppign N bombs.....but I'm not shocked if that somehow surfaces. What a fucking time to be alive!!!
there is no way Jereme sw ollied the Berg. it just didn't happen.
The person you are responding to no longer has an account so they aren't going to respond to you, also you meaninglessly posting in this ancient thread reminded me of when I heard Jake throw around the N word at Potrero many years ago which tripped me out so thanks for that
but you had to add to this ancient thread with your non-story. Phelps was down with the culture, he said 'nigga' to his bros. he wasn't specifically using it to describe afro-Americans. you shouldn't smut up a dead man's name. we're all nwords when we die.
simping for a racist dead junkie
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It was always fuck Phelps. Used to have a dude just like him in my friend group, talked shit on people’s style and was constantly saying “this is some n***** shit” when things wouldn’t go his way but this crusty, shitbrained, permanently red in the face punk rock dicklord would have the fakest wannabe surfer steeze carving around doing his stupid ass early grab disasters in his hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, high ass tube socks and ridiculous floral hightop vans, just FUMING at anyone who was doing anything on their skateboard except fantasizing about jerking Hosoi off in a Planet Fitness sauna.
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racism is hellride dude
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It was always fuck Phelps. Used to have a dude just like him in my friend group, talked shit on people’s style and was constantly saying “this is some n***** shit” when things wouldn’t go his way but this crusty, shitbrained, permanently red in the face punk rock dicklord would have the fakest wannabe surfer steeze carving around doing his stupid ass early grab disasters in his hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, high ass tube socks and ridiculous floral hightop vans, just FUMING at anyone who was doing anything on their skateboard except fantasizing about jerking Hosoi off in a Planet Fitness sauna.
this post was hard as fuck. i actually hate this punk rock dicklord now, too, and i have never ever met him.
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Funny thing is Jake was probably paid like what, 60-80k a year?
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Funny thing is Jake was probably paid like what, 60-80k a year?
i wish all you posted was guessing the editor of thrashers salary. don’t talk about anything else
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Funny thing is Jake was probably paid like what, 60-80k a year?
i wish all you posted was guessing the editor of thrashers salary. don’t talk about anything else
You and me both
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Damn a somehow elitist junkie was an asshole? eye opening.
Y’all know how I feel about dude, to the point people get mad when I bring up how big a piece of shit he was. F U C K Phelps, he is the sole reason skateboarding lost Van Wastell. As a junkie himself there’s really no excusing that whole situation.
The only good thing Jake ever did was somehow having endless pairs of emerica MJ1s…what was good with that actually did he really just ask for like 20 pairs once or something. Neve knew how dude had had fresh pairs up until 2015..
Free max b
Free max b
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Jake Phelps was a cancel waiting to happen. I have real mixed feeling on the guy. He was a huge part of skateboarding, but that changes nothing.
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He was a cornball of the highest order.
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F U C K Phelps, he is the sole reason skateboarding lost Van Wastell. As a junkie himself there’s really no excusing that whole situation.
After I heard about that disrespectful "he dead" quote about Van I was like ok yea fuck Phelps, but hearing it's actually worse than that... Jesus that makes me angry
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It was always fuck Phelps. Used to have a dude just like him in my friend group, talked shit on people’s style and was constantly saying “this is some n***** shit” when things wouldn’t go his way but this crusty, shitbrained, permanently red in the face punk rock dicklord would have the fakest wannabe surfer steeze carving around doing his stupid ass early grab disasters in his hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, high ass tube socks and ridiculous floral hightop vans, just FUMING at anyone who was doing anything on their skateboard except fantasizing about jerking Hosoi off in a Planet Fitness sauna.
this post was hard as fuck. i actually hate this punk rock dicklord now, too, and i have never ever met him.
Hahaha - I feel the same way. The unknown man to me until this post is a person I hate after reading this. Sounds like a real annoying cunt! Where I grew up we had a guy called satan jens who couldn't skate very well but had a huge influence on my local skate park that for example demanding people to smell a bottle that he had farted in order to be allowed in to his private parties. People did it. He also hated stevie williams and loved Mike Vallely. This was during the whole hesh vs. tech era - and he was king of hesh in his own head in my area. cunt's come in many forms. He caused a bunch of drama, division and controversial all the time. Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle. hahaha. He used to have this party trick where he would take a knife and cut him self in the chest to make people think he was really satanic while listening to cannibal corpse.
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Please tell us what is Satan Jens doing now? And the people who smelled is bottled farts?
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He also hated stevie williams and loved Mike Vallely
I'm always trying to be inclusive, preaching how there's a place for everyone in skating... Until I see takes like this and just fucking rage for a couple of hours. That guy must have been a nightmare.
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we're all nwords when we die
Is that a title of an unreleased 2Pac joint?
Will be released under Makaveli
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It was always fuck Phelps. Used to have a dude just like him in my friend group, talked shit on people’s style and was constantly saying “this is some n***** shit” when things wouldn’t go his way but this crusty, shitbrained, permanently red in the face punk rock dicklord would have the fakest wannabe surfer steeze carving around doing his stupid ass early grab disasters in his hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, high ass tube socks and ridiculous floral hightop vans, just FUMING at anyone who was doing anything on their skateboard except fantasizing about jerking Hosoi off in a Planet Fitness sauna.
this post was hard as fuck. i actually hate this punk rock dicklord now, too, and i have never ever met him.
Hahaha - I feel the same way. The unknown man to me until this post is a person I hate after reading this. Sounds like a real annoying cunt! Where I grew up we had a guy called satan jens who couldn't skate very well but had a huge influence on my local skate park that for example demanding people to smell a bottle that he had farted in order to be allowed in to his private parties. People did it. He also hated stevie williams and loved Mike Vallely. This was during the whole hesh vs. tech era - and he was king of hesh in his own head in my area. cunt's come in many forms. He caused a bunch of drama, division and controversial all the time. Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle. hahaha. He used to have this party trick where he would take a knife and cut him self in the chest to make people think he was really satanic while listening to cannibal corpse.
thanks for the new sign, have a gnar
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Jake Phelps Fact #262: Jake Phelps no longer calls people the n-word because he is dead.
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They killed phelps and monk!!!!! Wonder whatever happened to her
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They killed phelps and monk!!!!! Wonder whatever happened to her
Back when I had Instagram I went deep down that rabbit hole. Holy fuck what a mess that woman is. Her going to that skatepark and yelling all that stuff was one of the most awkward things I’ve ever seen
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They killed phelps and monk!!!!! Wonder whatever happened to her
Back when I had Instagram I went deep down that rabbit hole. Holy fuck what a mess that woman is. Her going to that skatepark and yelling all that stuff was one of the most awkward things I’ve ever seen
yeah that was honestly one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in skateboarding. Her YouTube is just as crazy
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how am i supposed to explain to my daughter why all of her jake phelps posters have to come down :'(
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They killed phelps and monk!!!!! Wonder whatever happened to her
Back when I had Instagram I went deep down that rabbit hole. Holy fuck what a mess that woman is. Her going to that skatepark and yelling all that stuff was one of the most awkward things I’ve ever seen
yeah that was honestly one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in skateboarding. Her YouTube is just as crazy
Link ?
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how am i supposed to explain to my daughter why all of her jake phelps posters have to come down :'(
just tell her "the hellride's over kid"
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They killed phelps and monk!!!!! Wonder whatever happened to her
Back when I had Instagram I went deep down that rabbit hole. Holy fuck what a mess that woman is. Her going to that skatepark and yelling all that stuff was one of the most awkward things I’ve ever seen
yeah that was honestly one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in skateboarding. Her YouTube is just as crazy
Link ?
https://www.youtube.com/@leharrafortunegreene5742
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They killed phelps and monk!!!!! Wonder whatever happened to her
I know I mentioned this before but I saw this woman fall into the deep end of the local skatepark bowl and break her ankle. I called her an ambulance and we hung out until they carried her away. She asked me for my Instagram and I told her that I didn't have one.
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It was always fuck Phelps. Used to have a dude just like him in my friend group, talked shit on people’s style and was constantly saying “this is some n***** shit” when things wouldn’t go his way but this crusty, shitbrained, permanently red in the face punk rock dicklord would have the fakest wannabe surfer steeze carving around doing his stupid ass early grab disasters in his hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, high ass tube socks and ridiculous floral hightop vans, just FUMING at anyone who was doing anything on their skateboard except fantasizing about jerking Hosoi off in a Planet Fitness sauna.
this post was hard as fuck. i actually hate this punk rock dicklord now, too, and i have never ever met him.
Hahaha - I feel the same way. The unknown man to me until this post is a person I hate after reading this. Sounds like a real annoying cunt! Where I grew up we had a guy called satan jens who couldn't skate very well but had a huge influence on my local skate park that for example demanding people to smell a bottle that he had farted in order to be allowed in to his private parties. People did it. He also hated stevie williams and loved Mike Vallely. This was during the whole hesh vs. tech era - and he was king of hesh in his own head in my area. cunt's come in many forms. He caused a bunch of drama, division and controversial all the time. Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle. hahaha. He used to have this party trick where he would take a knife and cut him self in the chest to make people think he was really satanic while listening to cannibal corpse.
thanks for the new sign, have a gnar
Thanks man - good sign.
and to the guy asking this: Please tell us what is Satan Jens doing now? And the people who smelled is bottled farts?
Satan Jens lives in rural Denmark and has mellowed out. But from what I hear he still have a lowkey beef with me being in to switch Crooks and Wu-tang. He was a devious fuck but he was also kind of fun in his own madness. I must give Satan Jens that, when choosing to reveal this story on here. What ever - it was the mid nineties and we where kids trying to figure it all out. I was in to smoking weed and tech skate, raw east coast and sf skating. He was in to satan, Neil Heddings and farting in a bottle for people to sniff.
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They killed phelps and monk!!!!! Wonder whatever happened to her
Back when I had Instagram I went deep down that rabbit hole. Holy fuck what a mess that woman is. Her going to that skatepark and yelling all that stuff was one of the most awkward things I’ve ever seen
yeah that was honestly one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in skateboarding. Her YouTube is just as crazy
Link ?
https://www.youtube.com/@leharrafortunegreene5742
Does anyone have this ladies contact info? I could use her relentless determination in an investigation I’m doing into a payroll conspiracy that includes one of the top skate media brands and some major players.
I think she’s wasting her talents with this orcas island stuff.
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Satan Jens, that's who.
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I hated Phelps when he was alive but now that he’s gone I just hate Thrasher.
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I wonder if thrasher would have become as lame as it is now if phelps was still alive. Some people like to act like he stopped it from going full kook but really he seemed to be the one pushing it in that direction and burnett just continued the trajectory.
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Funny thing is Jake was probably paid like what, 60-80k a year?
“Eyes on everybody else paper like a test”
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how am i supposed to explain to my daughter why all of her jake phelps posters have to come down :'(
just tell her "the hellride's over kid"
hahahahaha
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how am i supposed to explain to my daughter why all of her jake phelps posters have to come down :'(
It's a good time for a lesson on life.
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An older friend told me he met Phelps at a local contest in in Germany in the 90s. He talked to him and Jake persuaded him to drive him to a local vert ramp. At the session Jake thanked him by yelling, him snaking people and aggressively hitting on his girlfriend. There are a lot of those stories about him all over the world. He was such an asshole to people that it was even mentioned in his obituary in one of the major German skate mags.
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Always blows my mind how he managed to maintain respect in the industry. Also Very surprised that people like Rowley etc still speak highly of him but i guess he was thier mate. Thrasher may as well be under the same umbrella as the Berrics for me. All just commercial bullshit
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Always blows my mind how he managed to maintain respect in the industry. Also Very surprised that people like Rowley etc still speak highly of him but i guess he was thier mate. Thrasher may as well be under the same umbrella as the Berrics for me. All just commercial bullshit
Regardless what you think of Jake’s persona, I think some people just miss having an editor who wasn’t motivated by the (disproportionately large) paycheck.
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white guy from northern ca/boston/any part of the us in the 20th century was kinda racist holy shit i'm shocked
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It was always fuck Phelps. Used to have a dude just like him in my friend group, talked shit on people’s style and was constantly saying “this is some n***** shit” when things wouldn’t go his way but this crusty, shitbrained, permanently red in the face punk rock dicklord would have the fakest wannabe surfer steeze carving around doing his stupid ass early grab disasters in his hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, high ass tube socks and ridiculous floral hightop vans, just FUMING at anyone who was doing anything on their skateboard except fantasizing about jerking Hosoi off in a Planet Fitness sauna.
this post was hard as fuck. i actually hate this punk rock dicklord now, too, and i have never ever met him.
Hahaha - I feel the same way. The unknown man to me until this post is a person I hate after reading this. Sounds like a real annoying cunt! Where I grew up we had a guy called satan jens who couldn't skate very well but had a huge influence on my local skate park that for example demanding people to smell a bottle that he had farted in order to be allowed in to his private parties. People did it. He also hated stevie williams and loved Mike Vallely. This was during the whole hesh vs. tech era - and he was king of hesh in his own head in my area. cunt's come in many forms. He caused a bunch of drama, division and controversial all the time. Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle. hahaha. He used to have this party trick where he would take a knife and cut him self in the chest to make people think he was really satanic while listening to cannibal corpse.
thanks for the new sign, have a gnar
Your Planet Fitness has a sauna???? Jealous
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One of those times he bonked his head he must have knocked his filter loose. After that he was just saying what we were all thinking and that was HELL RIDE FUCK YEA
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I know I mentioned this before but I saw this woman fall into the deep end of the local skatepark bowl and break her ankle. I called her an ambulance and we hung out until they carried her away. She asked me for my Instagram and I told her that I didn't have one.
I love this whole scene. Thank you. hippocratic oath for message boarders, distant stare in your eyes as they cart her off...hero or enabler, who really knows...
when our kids are with their dad they spend a lot of time in that backwards mossy town. I think about it a couple times a month: "I wonder if they've ever had to interact with that sorceress woman into boardsports conspiracies"...
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Always blows my mind how he managed to maintain respect in the industry. Also Very surprised that people like Rowley etc still speak highly of him but i guess he was thier mate. Thrasher may as well be under the same umbrella as the Berrics for me. All just commercial bullshit
Regardless what you think of Jake’s persona, I think some people just miss having an editor who wasn’t motivated by the (disproportionately large) paycheck.
So did Burnett absorb Jakes salary and it’s why he gets such a big paycheck ?
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Yes. Plus most of Jake’s paycheck was spread pretty thick between all the babysitters finding him drugs all over the world. He wasn’t living lavish because being a functioning fentanyl addict (dosing every 30 minutes compared to maybe a few hours when real heroin bc of the shitty half-life on modern dope) costs alot of money. He didn’t have to use to avoid getting sick, he had the bread to just keep going. The old man must have been slamming a few bags at a time by the time he took that last hellride.
Dude really sucked, but somehow overdosing made him even MORE untouchable and loved because everyone in the silly skate industry wanted to beleive “he just died with a guitar in one hand, a Harley in the other and a confederate flag in the other” or whatever bullshit these idiots that never had to deal with him write on their THE OLD MANS WATCHING bookbags they push around sf wearing.
Rest in peace Van Wastell.
Free max b
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So whats the story with the Thrasher paycheck? how much is it?
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So whats the story with the Thrasher paycheck? how much is it?
Let’s not get bogged down in #s, it’s too damn much is the point.
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The spaniard jaime Mateu punched his face hard in an after party event,
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Dude really sucked, but somehow overdosing made him even MORE untouchable and loved because everyone in the silly skate industry wanted to beleive “he just died with a guitar in one hand, a Harley in the other and a confederate flag in the other” or whatever bullshit these idiots that never had to deal with him write on their THE OLD MANS WATCHING bookbags they push around sf wearing.
Rest in peace Van Wastell.
Free max b
Motherfuckers still love jay adams (and blood sausage) too
(https://i.ibb.co/rkkd01H/Hateboy.jpg)
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The spaniard jaime Mateu punched his face hard in an after party event,
Is this fact or gossip? If fact, why did he punch him?
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Dude really sucked, but somehow overdosing made him even MORE untouchable and loved because everyone in the silly skate industry wanted to beleive “he just died with a guitar in one hand, a Harley in the other and a confederate flag in the other” or whatever bullshit these idiots that never had to deal with him write on their THE OLD MANS WATCHING bookbags they push around sf wearing.
Rest in peace Van Wastell.
Free max b
Motherfuckers still love jay adams (and blood sausage) too
(https://i.ibb.co/rkkd01H/Hateboy.jpg)
Here's his version of events on it also..
PB is Dennis "Polar Bear" Agnew. And as far as I am aware... "JB from BR" is Jay Bentley from Bad Religion
"Anyway, we just cruised across the street to hang out on the corner. Then these two homos came walking by hugging and kissing and shit. Of course I had to say something. One of 'em was a tall white guy and his boyfriend was a short, stocky black guy. He must have been the manlier of the two cuz he started talking shit back. They were both walking backwards talking at the same time saying, "Fuck you, punk rock assholes." They were right, we were assholes, and we were out to ruin someone else's night. So we attacked 'em. I kicked the white guy, then the black guy punched me, after that P.B. hit him. He went down knocked out cold. His other friend was standing there looking at him so I ran and kicked him in the face. Now he was down too. So me and P.B. walked away toward our car to bail. The guys who were watching-J.B. from B.R. and this guy Arnel and their whole bunch of friends-started kicking the guys on the ground while they were down. It's really stupid but that used to happen a lot in the punker days. People who weren't involved became involved, like sharks moving in on the wounded. Stupid, huh? Well they beat 'em up pretty bad. I guess somebody got their license number of the car and they got arrested later. They instantly put all the blame on us. So about two days after somebody told me the cops were looking for me. I was thinking, "Yeah right. No big deal. We just beat up a couple of homos. Nothing too bad." 6 o'clock the next morning I'm in bed. I hear a knock at the front door. I look out the front window. Like 10 cops or something. Shit. I yell to my roommate I'm not here and I hide in the closet under the dirty clothes. They come into the room and I can hear 'em. Where's Jay? We know he's here. Look, his bed is warm. Where's he at? My roommate Billy, he's freaking out, told me they got their guns on him. He's just saying, "I don't know where he is." So they check out the whole house. They look right over me, I'm not even breathing, thinking, "Yeah, they didn't even see me." I could hear them going through the rest of the house. Finally about 5 or 10 minutes later this other guy comes in to double check and he finds me. Damn. I thought they weren't going to get me but I guess it's better they did cuz I didn't even know how serious the charges were. I thought we just got into a little fight, nobody's supposed to get hurt, not that hurt anyway. So they take me down to Venice to look for P.B.. They get him too. They take us to the station and charge us with assault. I think I didn't know any better so I told 'em what happened and that's the worst thing you could ever do cuz they ain't out to help you. When you're in police custody the cops hate you. You ain't "innocent until proven guilty"; you're "guilty until you get out of jail"
After I told 'em what happened they recharged us with 187 p.c. MURDER. 25 to life. I couldn't believe it. Life is over; will I ever surf again? Or skate? How old will I be when I get out? Did the guy really die?
We didn't kill him. But no matter what I say I started a fight and a man got killed. It's hard to think about but I don't feel like me or P.B. were at fault. Those other guys kicked him in the head with steal toe boots on and the guy who died never got kicked by us. Well that's what really happened. . .We finally got charged with Assault (felony). 6 months in jail so you do 4 months in jail. That's the truth, the whole truth, so help me god. I don't think that's a cool story but that's the way it was, like it or not. And it's definitely not the way to treat other people. Who cares what people are into? All people should be treated with respect.
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Yes. Plus most of Jake’s paycheck was spread pretty thick between all the babysitters finding him drugs all over the world. He wasn’t living lavish because being a functioning fentanyl addict (dosing every 30 minutes compared to maybe a few hours when real heroin bc of the shitty half-life on modern dope) costs alot of money. He didn’t have to use to avoid getting sick, he had the bread to just keep going. The old man must have been slamming a few bags at a time by the time he took that last hellride.
Dude really sucked, but somehow overdosing made him even MORE untouchable and loved because everyone in the silly skate industry wanted to beleive “he just died with a guitar in one hand, a Harley in the other and a confederate flag in the other” or whatever bullshit these idiots that never had to deal with him write on their THE OLD MANS WATCHING bookbags they push around sf wearing.
Rest in peace Van Wastell.
Free max b
This is the type of shit I've been waiting for. None of this sweep it under the rug, tip-toeing to somehow respect the family bullshit. Phelps had the spirit, but that was about it (and it seems he was injecting the spirit every half hour or so, so even that is questionable) and it always seemed silly to me that anyone felt the need to "protect" him after he died
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I used to make him ice cream sundaes at st Francis fountain. He used to sit there at the counter and eat them so fucked up on pills. Glasses crooked mouth agape, holding the spoon high up in the air as the ice cream drifts off the spoon and cascades into his gullet. And then sometimes if he wasn’t getting his ass kissed he’d go “do you know who I am??!!”. Definitely also heard him yelling the hard R at Potrero. Loveable fellow.
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I used to make him ice cream sundaes at st Francis fountain. He used to sit there at the counter and eat them so fucked up on pills. Glasses crooked mouth agape, holding the spoon high up in the air as the ice cream drifts off the spoon and cascades into his gullet. And then sometimes if he wasn’t getting his ass kissed he’d go “do you know who I am??!!”. Definitely also heard him yelling the hard R at Potrero. Loveable fellow.
That's wild. I used to eat so much ice cream when I was thwacked out. It was one of my favorite things to do.
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He used to sit there at the counter and eat them so fucked up on pills. Glasses crooked mouth agape, holding the spoon high up in the air as the ice cream drifts off the spoon and cascades into his gullet.
(https://y.yarn.co/4695aca0-5d06-4879-8a75-ead17e4a6d6c_text.gif)
shout out to fentanyl for atleast doing some of the lord's work goddamn
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I used to make him ice cream sundaes at st Francis fountain. He used to sit there at the counter and eat them so fucked up on pills. Glasses crooked mouth agape, holding the spoon high up in the air as the ice cream drifts off the spoon and cascades into his gullet. And then sometimes if he wasn’t getting his ass kissed he’d go “do you know who I am??!!”. Definitely also heard him yelling the hard R at Potrero. Loveable fellow.
That's wild. I used to eat so much ice cream when I was thwacked out. It was one of my favorite things to do.
melting all down the hand and shit...
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https://sfstandard.com/public-health/the-killer-of-a-skateboarding-legend-went-unnamed-for-years-could-deaths-have-been-prevented/
I haven't seen this article posted too much but it's an interesting albeit sad read.
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I used to make him ice cream sundaes at st Francis fountain. He used to sit there at the counter and eat them so fucked up on pills. Glasses crooked mouth agape, holding the spoon high up in the air as the ice cream drifts off the spoon and cascades into his gullet. And then sometimes if he wasn’t getting his ass kissed he’d go “do you know who I am??!!”. Definitely also heard him yelling the hard R at Potrero. Loveable fellow.
That's wild. I used to eat so much ice cream when I was thwacked out. It was one of my favorite things to do.
The IHOP I would study at in college would start pulling all the syrup and honey and sugar packets after 11pm because junkies would come in and gobble it all "to lengthen their high". Something about more dopamine released....
You'd only get your syrup if you ordered appropriately. They would ask for one cup of coffee and 8 packs of sugar.. The waitresses called them "rushers".
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http://youtu.be/H-OP1Rtipbk
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I always wondered why he bad mouthed Van for being a junkie in that one article I guess it was because he had the same issue. The skateboarding industry really needs to open up about the opiate problem it has and has been having for a long time now.
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It could also just be because he was quite opinionated and at times an asshole…..
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The skateboarding industry really needs to open up about the opiate problem it has and has been having for a long time now.
And it needs to be less centered around the text book glamourous addiction recovery porn-style content---where dudes decide to allow cameras into their lives under the guise of "i'm done drinking cuz that was my whole problem and i'm fixed and like to skateboard now." Some people know better.
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The skateboarding industry really needs to open up about the opiate problem it has and has been having for a long time now.
And it needs to be less centered around the text book glamourous addiction recovery porn-style content---where dudes decide to allow cameras into their lives under the guise of "i'm done drinking cuz that was my whole problem and i'm fixed and like to skateboard now." Some people know better.
the classic "oh yeah, i'm sober now, i only smoke weed and take opiates to treat chronic pain issues" type sober.