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zahed

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #330 on: July 06, 2021, 07:10:50 AM »
i cant believe i just spent $4.99 and wasted 90 minutes.

that. was. terrible.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #331 on: July 06, 2021, 11:30:55 AM »
I was a combination of bored and curious as just how bad, bad is, now.
I couldn't even finish that trash, it was possibly up there with Street Dreams. Or down there.
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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #332 on: July 06, 2021, 11:47:55 AM »
i'm not interested in North Hollywood, although i may inevitably give it a chance if it makes it to Netflix.

this on the other hand, was mentioned above i think, and i watched it this past weekend, and as skeptical as my old jaded ass wanted to be about it at first, it knocked me on my ass a bit and was honestly quite beautiful



North Hollywood was absolute excrement, however that looks like a beautiful story/film like you said. I'm gonna watch it with my lady this week.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #333 on: July 06, 2021, 07:38:39 PM »
i cant believe i just spent $4.99 and wasted 90 minutes.

that. was. terrible.
there was a free link a page or 2+ back somewhere

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #334 on: July 07, 2021, 07:03:09 AM »
yo that section about the waterfall the water bottle or whatever was so weird? like youre kissin her anyway wtf you wont share the same water bottle though? fuckin WEIRD ass main , clown ass bitch

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #335 on: July 07, 2021, 07:19:36 AM »
yo that section about the waterfall the water bottle or whatever was so weird? like youre kissin her anyway wtf you wont share the same water bottle though? fuckin WEIRD ass main , clown ass bitch
They tried way to hard to re-phrase shit that has been in motion since the dawn of man.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #336 on: July 07, 2021, 10:23:37 AM »
watched this with my girl and we laughed all the way through cause of how corny it was, she also pointed out that the co director is some wack netflix actor that everyone makes fun of cause of how corny he is too.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #337 on: July 08, 2021, 10:39:10 AM »
I just looked up the imdb, is one of the characters really named adolf?
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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #338 on: July 08, 2021, 12:00:25 PM »
I just looked up the imdb, is one of the characters really named adolf?
yeah its aramis hudson he is one of those illegal civ guys

def seems like there is some low key white male supremism in this movie to me maybe i am looking into it too much. the non white man characters all feel weak / inferior in comparison.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #339 on: July 08, 2021, 12:29:32 PM »
I feel you @rawbertson. I got the same vibe

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #340 on: July 08, 2021, 12:30:44 PM »
kader got 2highz again

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #341 on: July 08, 2021, 03:29:08 PM »
yo that section about the waterfall the water bottle or whatever was so weird? like youre kissin her anyway wtf you wont share the same water bottle though? fuckin WEIRD ass main , clown ass bitch

The amount of off-putting behavior in this movie was astounding. It's like they don't even know how to be human.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #342 on: July 08, 2021, 03:31:17 PM »
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yo that section about the waterfall the water bottle or whatever was so weird? like youre kissin her anyway wtf you wont share the same water bottle though? fuckin WEIRD ass main , clown ass bitch
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The amount of off-putting behavior in this movie was astounding. It's like they don't even know how to be human.

Hasn’t every IC video proven that?

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #343 on: July 28, 2021, 08:41:35 AM »
I have an important question;

Has anyone here ACTUALLY seen an illegal Civ  board in the wild before??

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #344 on: July 28, 2021, 08:44:16 AM »
I have an important question;

Has anyone here ACTUALLY seen an illegal Civ  board in the wild before??


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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #345 on: July 28, 2021, 08:50:09 AM »
I was going to say jumping to conclusions about a character with name Adolf  might be unreasonable.   Then I checked out the team page.





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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #346 on: July 28, 2021, 08:58:49 AM »
I have an important question;

Has anyone here ACTUALLY seen an illegal Civ  board in the wild before??


Never. But also it's not really a skateboard company. I think they only sell exclusively through their website as well.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #347 on: July 28, 2021, 09:04:09 AM »
I was going to say jumping to conclusions about a character with name Adolf  might be unreasonable.   Then I checked out the team page.



wow haha wtf

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #348 on: July 28, 2021, 10:38:48 AM »
i'm not interested in North Hollywood, although i may inevitably give it a chance if it makes it to Netflix.

this on the other hand, was mentioned above i think, and i watched it this past weekend, and as skeptical as my old jaded ass wanted to be about it at first, it knocked me on my ass a bit and was honestly quite beautiful


I recommend this film.
But be aware that even THIS is not without a dose of scandal as well.
Read here and be bummed/informed.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgx4qa/netflix-film-tribal-skater-girl-controversy-india

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #349 on: July 28, 2021, 05:35:43 PM »
As corny as this film could occasionally be it had heart. There wasn’t much for character development but there was enough to get the message across. The beginning sequences and introduction to main characters was rushed. This film really came together halfway through the second act into the third. The music for the most part was terrible, it didn’t match the time or place. And Vince Vaughn carried his scenes. However, Mikey Alfred’s portrayal of skateboarding and the lifestyle was accurate, although it could’ve been portrayed much better. No matter where he comes from or what his experiences were, he was able to identify throughout the film the internal struggle that most, if not all people who skateboard feel, dream and do. At best, he highlighted the generational struggle between parents and child that we all know. At worst, there  was a lot of lack of conflict resolution and character development, however , I suppose when making a movie it’s always hard to tie together all those loose ends and maintain the message.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #350 on: July 28, 2021, 06:39:24 PM »
I'm not gonna lie, and I mean this wholeheartedly...."Brink!" was a better skateboarding film. Jokes aside, North Hollywood got better towards the end but not enough to make it a good movie. It was terrible.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #351 on: July 28, 2021, 07:17:42 PM »
I have an important question;

Has anyone here ACTUALLY seen an illegal Civ  board in the wild before??

Good question, solid, no. I don't think there's a following for it in my area (Southern California desert).

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #352 on: July 28, 2021, 07:47:13 PM »
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I have an important question;

Has anyone here ACTUALLY seen an illegal Civ  board in the wild before??
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Good question, solid, no. I don't think there's a following for it in my area (Southern California desert).

Haven't seen any in my area (socal coast)

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #353 on: July 28, 2021, 09:02:46 PM »
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Watched it last night, it was relatable gives me hope for the next release. It was like a debut novel. Now that they did this one to learn the craft I foresee good things. One poster made comparisons based on genre and I'm not sure those are really relevant it's the sensibility of the film that really carries it through this is not like any coming of age drama for me at least.
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This word salad sucks.


Thank you for quoting me. I'm not sure why you feel that way about what I said. If you have any questions I'd be glad to answer them. Or you can just talk stupid s*** and go f*** yourself.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #354 on: July 28, 2021, 09:20:50 PM »
I'm not gonna lie, and I mean this wholeheartedly...."Brink!" was a better skateboarding film. Jokes aside, North Hollywood got better towards the end but not enough to make it a good movie. It was terrible.

Love Brink

“Gabby, take the outside!”

“You never take the outside on a turn”

“Did you really dump a Vanilla shake on Val?”

“... chocolate”

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #355 on: July 28, 2021, 11:34:22 PM »
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I'm not gonna lie, and I mean this wholeheartedly...."Brink!" was a better skateboarding film. Jokes aside, North Hollywood got better towards the end but not enough to make it a good movie. It was terrible.
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Love Brink

“Gabby, take the outside!”

“You never take the outside on a turn”

“Did you really dump a Vanilla shake on Val?”

“... chocolate”



Agreed. Brink is a classic. North Hollywood is garbage.

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #356 on: July 31, 2021, 01:50:13 AM »
I'm sure this has already been posted but this is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #357 on: July 31, 2021, 04:49:28 AM »
gotta have that preemptive hater callout ready due to its bafflingly cringe nature. i stopped clicking on things like that even for research purposes because theyll get paid and alfredo pennies add up like the scam in office space

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #358 on: July 31, 2021, 07:33:53 AM »
I was a combination of bored and curious as just how bad, bad is, now.
I couldn't even finish that trash, it was possibly up there with Street Dreams. Or down there.
Street Dreams is a masterpiece, what are you talking about?

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Re: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie
« Reply #359 on: July 31, 2021, 09:07:24 AM »
I don’t understand the people saying they had to pay for this suck fest. Go to target. Get a fire stick for $40. Go home and type in adding kodi or cinema hd app to fire stick. Follow the simple instructions for 12 mins. Boom. All tv shows and movies are available and free. #freecontent!