I went to visit my buddy a couple of cities away. drinkin and whatever we take a few people back to his flat after the bars close. the next day his GF asks what we were up to last night, he tells her but goes in a little too much detail about how hot one of the girls that came back was and now the GF is visibly pissed but she lets it slide.. we go out again and as the day goes on everyone is gettin drunker and shes brings up the girl a couple of times. then the tears come. it errupts in a Mcdonalds at like 10pm. she is going off at him and he looses his shit, jumps out of his chair and throws his burger at the wall above his girls head, it falls in pieces over her and onto the table he storms off like a little bitch. Im stuck at this table with a crying chick i just met that day who has lettuce in her hair and a gay dude that was with her. hes sitting there 'Anyone gonna eat that?'
so I wander the city and eventually find a couple of people i knew, go to another bar and I got a text saying the GF had went back to my dudes flat and they were fighting, we're like shit ok. lets not go back till we get the all clear.. a couple hours go by and we hear nothing, the bars are closing and out of options 3 of us go to the flat. we get in and its all quiet, I go upstairs to check on my buddy and 2 dudes follow me. I open the bedroom door and see the GF lying butt naked face down on the bed, ass in the air, EVERYTHING on show, my dude is in the fetal position on the floor in a blanket. Im trying not to piss my pants laughing as i force the dudes behind me back down the stairs.
In the morning shes comes downstairs and the first thing she says in her broad Scottish accent 'Right, How many ae you cunts seen ma minge last night?!'