I can only assume that fred gall loosely translates into new jersey in whatever the fuck country you're from
Amen to that.
Brazil will win everything unless it's funnier if we don't. A fellow Slap Pal said that Leticia is probably going to finish 7th or whatever. It's worth betting on that, I can totally see it happening. I don't see Luan bawling like Nyjah if he gets the dreaded olympic silver, but I'd still like to see that shit-show. The high-level contest skaters are already with their dicks out
for Harambe awaiting for Tokyo. I say "fuck that".
What really makes me wonder is how will the naturalization process play out. I can see a lot of US and BR skaters either competing for their second nationalities or being bought like Chinese ping-pong players. Countries pulling some Qatar or Equatorial Guinea-level shit and just faking papers and outright granting citizenship to skaters so they can compete under their flag. There are always the Younesses and the Kroetkovs who can probably afford to pick which nation to represent.