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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #60 on: April 09, 2012, 10:29:52 AM »
Remember when everyone hated Marc Johnson because he always tried to act like he was intellectual when really he just had a bunch of time on his hands to read books on metaphysics and relay how they loosely apply to the world of skateboarding?

Josiah Gatlyn should turn off the damn computer and read something that wasn't written by a 17 year old girl about to go and party.
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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #61 on: April 09, 2012, 10:48:31 AM »
Remember when everyone hated Marc Johnson because he always tried to act like he was intellectual when really he just had a bunch of time on his hands to read books on metaphysics and relay how they loosely apply to the world of skateboarding?

Josiah Gatlyn should turn off the damn computer and read something that wasn't written by a 17 year old girl about to go and party.

I know Josiah, and this might be some of the best advise I've heard for him. Don't post anything on the internet unless it's you or your friends skating, you just seem unable to do it without looking like an ass.
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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #62 on: April 09, 2012, 10:49:20 AM »
Remember when everyone hated Marc Johnson because he always tried to act like he was intellectual when really he just had a bunch of time on his hands to read books on metaphysics and relay how they loosely apply to the world of skateboarding?

Josiah Gatlyn should turn off the damn computer and read something that wasn't written by a 17 year old girl about to go and party.

hahaha!  Marc is awesome, but that's on point

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #63 on: April 09, 2012, 11:03:11 AM »
ISUCK , tell him to go party with the rest of the zero crew and to film a good part for cold war

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #64 on: April 09, 2012, 11:23:21 AM »
Yeah Jamie, tell him to start doing drugs.

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #65 on: April 09, 2012, 11:40:12 AM »
Tell him to fuck off instead.

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2012, 12:56:55 PM »
Or tell him that god sent Jesus to earth by way of a woman. I mean, its total bullshit, but he seems into that sort of thing.
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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2012, 01:16:04 PM »
Or tell him that god sent Jesus to earth by way of a woman. I mean, its total bullshit, but he seems into that sort of thing.

this, and while i will admit it was somewhat well executed, bearly is riding completely on the stylistic coattails of jackson casey/boyish
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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2012, 05:10:15 PM »
The best part of all this is how you guys follow him on facebook like he is a girl you're trying to fuck.

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2012, 05:45:24 PM »
The best part of all this is how you guys follow him on facebook like he is a girl you're trying to fuck.

amen.
zuma you fucking kook. starting this thread says more about you then it does about josiah.
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i have nothing to fear but jesse himself.

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #70 on: April 09, 2012, 09:45:03 PM »
...it's all good for josiah, medicine comes in all sorts.

gipper, that was so funny when you dissed jesus, god and josiah all in the same sentence; way to put that intellect to use!
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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #71 on: April 09, 2012, 09:51:04 PM »
Thanks!
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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #73 on: April 09, 2012, 10:41:07 PM »
big things are happening, while we are sitting here on SLAP, hes on COD at the same time hes planning his future VIA cell phone


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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #74 on: April 09, 2012, 11:08:32 PM »
after reading that I was like, "erm, okay." 

then I took a shit

i did the same thing

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #75 on: April 09, 2012, 11:12:26 PM »
There are millions of posts similar to this on facebook, the only difference is that these were made by a guy who's good at skateboarding.

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #76 on: April 09, 2012, 11:16:47 PM »
Did Jamie seriously just spell journal "girnal"..?


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« Reply #77 on: April 09, 2012, 11:17:58 PM »
I still do not understand the point of this thread? All he said was something along the lines that he wants to edit when he can't skate

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« Reply #78 on: April 09, 2012, 11:23:23 PM »
I still do not understand the point of this thread? All he said was something along the lines that he wants to edit when he can't skate

it seems like he was being defensive about it when nobody was even saying anything.  And it was about him editing in general, not just when he can't skate anymore

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #79 on: April 09, 2012, 11:36:17 PM »
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I still do not understand the point of this thread? All he said was something along the lines that he wants to edit when he can't skate
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it seems like he was being defensive about it when nobody was even saying anything.  And it was about him editing in general, not just when he can't skate anymore

It wouldn't make sense If he was being defensive considering he posted it on his facebook for kids to read.
He could have worded it a bit different and shortened it to get a better point across but even then, people in general say the stupidest shit ever sometimes- it's only human. That was nowhere near as bad as other posts on FB

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #80 on: April 10, 2012, 12:27:47 AM »
^^^ hey person read more than the first and last page, there are also posts about girls and shit.

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #81 on: April 10, 2012, 01:11:43 AM »
Did Jamie seriously just spell journal "girnal"..?


journal + girl = girnal
it's a common term here in the US of A
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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #82 on: April 10, 2012, 01:21:27 AM »
...it's all good for josiah, medicine comes in all sorts.

gipper, that was so funny when you dissed jesus, god and josiah all in the same sentence; way to put that intellect to use!

wait, isn't Jesus supposed to be God?

you're trippin me out, dude.

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #83 on: April 10, 2012, 02:15:30 AM »
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...it's all good for josiah, medicine comes in all sorts.

gipper, that was so funny when you dissed jesus, god and josiah all in the same sentence; way to put that intellect to use!
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wait, isn't Jesus supposed to be God?

you're trippin me out, dude.

son of god

and son=sun...

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #84 on: April 10, 2012, 06:30:28 AM »
yeah hes the son of god but hes also god...holy trinity or some shit like that they probably stole from zelda

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #85 on: April 10, 2012, 06:35:32 AM »
Remember when everyone hated Marc Johnson because he always tried to act like he was intellectual when really he just had a bunch of time on his hands to read books on metaphysics and relay how they loosely apply to the world of skateboarding?

haha, wait what videos was this in again? Modus?

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #86 on: April 10, 2012, 08:44:15 AM »
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...it's all good for josiah, medicine comes in all sorts.

gipper, that was so funny when you dissed jesus, god and josiah all in the same sentence; way to put that intellect to use!
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wait, isn't Jesus supposed to be God?

you're trippin me out, dude.
That's the magic of God. When it doesn't make sense, its because you're stupid.
I also wondered why he didn't mention Mary. Still, did I insult 3 people or 4?
I mean, really all I did was claimed a different belief and didn't attribute any negative traits to his gods, but apparently in the Chief's world anything other than claiming full obedience to the cult is an insult.
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« Reply #87 on: April 10, 2012, 09:23:50 AM »
someone close this thread before it turns into a "discussion" about religion

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #88 on: April 10, 2012, 10:34:49 AM »
yeah hes the son of god but hes also god...holy trinity or some shit like that they probably stole from zelda

still loling two minutes after reading this. you win

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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
« Reply #89 on: April 10, 2012, 11:04:51 AM »
kinda wishing I had an NES and that gold cartridge!
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