are my neighbors smoking and/or making meth?

[ChuckRamone]

sometimes, my apartment hallway smells like chemicals. and occasionally, maybe every other week, a strong funk comes out of our bathroom fan from the vent that smells like burning plastic or other weird chemical smells. this morning I was in the bathroom and the burnt smell came into the bathroom and I started gagging. I thought my wife had burned something in the kitchen but there was nothing burning in our apartment and the smell was mostly concentrated in the bathroom.

[ROCKxADIO420]

how many teeth do they have?

[shit_for_brains]

If it's a meth lab you should rob them, then get the cops to check their place out. Those aren't related things though. Rob them as one thing, call the cops as a totally separate thing. You won't get stash house money, you might not get any money, but you'll have the life experience of a home invasion/robbery and that's priceless.

[spungo]

Narc on them just to be a jerk. 

[4LOM]

snitches get riches

[ChuckRamone]

"snitching"

I really don't give a fuck about being a snitch. if they're smoking meth, I'll do whatever it takes to stop them whether that means punching out their last remaining teeth myself or "narcing" on them. I'm not in the mafia and I don't believe in the "no snitching" ethos that enables America's dumbass street gang culture.

[brycickle]

snitches get riches

This should be a crime stoppers slogan.

[360 frip]

Ask them how much they want to suck your dick. If you get a cheap blow job, 2 birds with one stone.

[chockfullofthat]

If it's a meth lab you should rob them, then get the cops to check their place out. Those aren't related things though. Rob them as one thing, call the cops as a totally separate thing. You won't get stash house money, you might not get any money, but you'll have the life experience of a home invasion/robbery and that's priceless.

this is one of the best things i've read on slap.

[GAY]

Meth makers make the best neighbors.

[paraquat]

Meth maker, breath taker.

[Kolostrum]

If you live in or near the American southwest then I'm pretty sure you already know the answer.

[Tracer]

It's probably crack, crack smells distinctly like burning plastic

[Jordick]

Listen to Tracer, I'm sure he knows a lot about smoking crack.

[Rusty_Berrings]

Never smoked meth. Pretty happy that I'm not going to from what I can tell on top of that. The most plastic/disgusting tasting chemical I did ever smoke though was DMT, I don't know if it's the way that it was isolated from the root bark or what but it was just absolutely terrible. Hideous shit.

[Rafiki]

Never smoked meth. Pretty happy that I'm not going to from what I can tell on top of that. The most plastic/disgusting tasting chemical I did ever smoke though was DMT, I don't know if it's the way that it was isolated from the root bark or what but it was just absolutely terrible. Hideous shit.

DMT is dope

[Rusty_Berrings]

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Never smoked meth. Pretty happy that I'm not going to from what I can tell on top of that. The most plastic/disgusting tasting chemical I did ever smoke though was DMT, I don't know if it's the way that it was isolated from the root bark or what but it was just absolutely terrible. Hideous shit.

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DMT is dope

I didn't like it. I saw three balls of energy and they quickly turned into 6's and then a devil flew down and laughed in my face. This was over ten years ago and I still get the taste of the shit in my mouth sometimes. Only ever smoked it once.

[shit_for_brains]

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Never smoked meth. Pretty happy that I'm not going to from what I can tell on top of that. The most plastic/disgusting tasting chemical I did ever smoke though was DMT, I don't know if it's the way that it was isolated from the root bark or what but it was just absolutely terrible. Hideous shit.

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DMT is dope

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I didn't like it. I saw three balls of energy and they quickly turned into 6's and then a devil flew down and laughed in my face. This was over ten years ago and I still get the taste of the shit in my mouth sometimes. Only ever smoked it once.

What's to say the energy/666/devil laughing in your face was in anyway related to the DMT smoking, and not purely coincidental?

[Rafiki]

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Never smoked meth. Pretty happy that I'm not going to from what I can tell on top of that. The most plastic/disgusting tasting chemical I did ever smoke though was DMT, I don't know if it's the way that it was isolated from the root bark or what but it was just absolutely terrible. Hideous shit.

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DMT is dope

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I didn't like it. I saw three balls of energy and they quickly turned into 6's and then a devil flew down and laughed in my face. This was over ten years ago and I still get the taste of the shit in my mouth sometimes. Only ever smoked it once.

[close]

What's to say the energy/666/devil laughing in your face was in anyway related to the DMT smoking, and not purely coincidental?

Im sayin, that probably happened of its own accord and not to mention the fact that experience sounds incredibly chill.
Ive smoked it quite a few times and nothing that chill happened to me. Just some other pretty vivid hallucinations.

[shit_for_brains]

And it's not like the devil threatened you or anything, he just laughed. Laughing is good.

[GAY]

Aw c'mon guys...meth is wonderful if you give it a chance.

POSITIVES:
• good for your skin
• chicks dig guys who do it
• adds to your #swag potential
• turns you into a hero
• allows you to see through walls and/or trees
• ups your communication speed
• makes you popular with people

NEGATIVES:
• I honestly can't think of any.

[dog boy]

^^^ Clearly a +7 Charisma right there.^^^

[Rusty_Berrings]

And it's not like the devil threatened you or anything, he just laughed. Laughing is good.

Well it's Satan and even if I don't believe in being damned to eternal Hell I do still feel like I'd rather be able to see more of what's traditionally thought of as "the greater good", I've had *MUCH* cooler visualizations on other substances that didn't make it feel like my face was being pulled back either.