Author Topic: tinder (Read 390018 times)

posguy · « **Reply #1320 on:** March 18, 2015, 02:31:31 PM »

Quote from: floop on March 16, 2015, 01:06:47 PM

can we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?

Nanda Zinger · « **Reply #1321 on:** March 18, 2015, 08:59:13 PM »

Quote from: tobey on March 16, 2015, 08:01:37 PM

do you think im like only talking to the 17 year old? i don't even text her im hanging out with the girl that sent me pictures next week. The only reason i wanted to hang out with the barely legal chick was cause she was the only black girl i got matched up with but im not desperate enough to fuck her while shes 17 so thats why i said im going to wait till shes 18. I thought i said a funny thing i mean i said it many time i don't take social media seriously and slap is one thing i don't take seriously. I appreciate the pals that do give me advice when i ask for it but damn you guys do take this shit seriously

i used to think your exploits were funny and interesting to read. Now agree you are delusional and hella weird. I currently date a 24 year old girl I met online, so the online dating part doesn't bother me. But FA KING YOUR DEATH IS FUCKING DISTURBING. Playing with people's emotions like that is WACK AS FUCK. Especially when it's just so you can penetrate this 17 year old girl. My fam is in Town which includes my 17 year old cousin. I would slap the shit out of you duke if you tried some shit with her. Hopefully you do try to persue this and get slapped the fuck up by her dad before you can do what you want, cosby.

tobey · « **Reply #1322 on:** March 18, 2015, 09:53:50 PM »

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do you think im like only talking to the 17 year old? i don't even text her im hanging out with the girl that sent me pictures next week. The only reason i wanted to hang out with the barely legal chick was cause she was the only black girl i got matched up with but im not desperate enough to fuck her while shes 17 so thats why i said im going to wait till shes 18. I thought i said a funny thing i mean i said it many time i don't take social media seriously and slap is one thing i don't take seriously. I appreciate the pals that do give me advice when i ask for it but damn you guys do take this shit seriously
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i used to think your exploits were funny and interesting to read. Now agree you are delusional and hella weird. I currently date a 24 year old girl I met online, so the online dating part doesn't bother me. But FA KING YOUR DEATH IS FUCKING DISTURBING. Playing with people's emotions like that is WACK AS FUCK. Especially when it's just so you can penetrate this 17 year old girl. My fam is in Town which includes my 17 year old cousin. I would slap the shit out of you duke if you tried some shit with her. Hopefully you do try to persue this and get slapped the fuck up by her dad before you can do what you want, cosby.

why do people quote me if they don't actually read my post, ill highlight the stuff

edit: also don't try to act tough over the internet, that was so 2006

tobey · « **Reply #1323 on:** March 18, 2015, 10:13:42 PM »

she is getting pretty creepy on social media though, she likes everything i do. I am just thinking just to end it saying " Hey you look like your on tinder to find a relationship and im not, i think we should just never meet up because i might hurt your feelings even more"

Is that a good way to end it? i never ended things with a girl before, i mean i can ignore her but i hate it when i get constantly ignored by people and i think that would make her feel more shitty about herself.

weedpop · « **Reply #1324 on:** March 19, 2015, 03:12:14 AM »

Tobey, delete your tinder. Delete yourself.

tobey · « **Reply #1325 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:06:59 AM »

Quote from: weedpop on March 19, 2015, 03:12:14 AM

Tobey, delete your tinder. Delete yourself.

or i could just not post in this thread, gave some people some laughs others well not so much

n0torious · « **Reply #1326 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:46:19 AM »

Saying your potential scam was a joke is convenient considering the reaction you received. I wonder whether it would be if you'd gotten a thumbs up?

I'm burned out. You remind me of other people I've known. You ask for help, seem to be taking advice, but do the same things you've always done. Then you act surprised when people are repulsed by your behavior. That's your choice. But don't be surprised when people stop encouraging you.

What I've said has been 100% consistent: garbage in, garbage out. If you're playing these goofy little games, chasing children and women you're not interested in, you won't be happy with your results. Personal growth is a long process that takes a deep commitment. You're not committed. Your behavior is infantile and selfish, and you'll still be eating rancid leftovers as long as you stick to this bullshit.

tobey · « **Reply #1327 on:** March 19, 2015, 10:11:55 AM »

^if people actually liked it i probably would have said " hahahah that would be a funny thing to do but i couldn't do that". But seriously can people stop asking me questions in this thread? Start posting stories and stop beating a dead horse

Cadillac Ranch Dressing · « **Reply #1328 on:** March 19, 2015, 10:31:00 AM »

But is the horse really dead or did it fake it's own death?

posguy · « **Reply #1329 on:** March 19, 2015, 10:46:52 AM »

Quote from: n0torious on March 19, 2015, 09:46:19 AM

Saying your potential scam was a joke is convenient considering the reaction you received. I wonder whether it would be if you'd gotten a thumbs up?

I'm burned out. You remind me of other people I've known. You ask for help, seem to be taking advice, but do the same things you've always done. Then you act surprised when people are repulsed by your behavior. That's your choice. But don't be surprised when people stop encouraging you.

What I've said has been 100% consistent: garbage in, garbage out. If you're playing these goofy little games, chasing children and women you're not interested in, you won't be happy with your results. Personal growth is a long process that takes a deep commitment. You're not committed. Your behavior is infantile and selfish, and you'll still be eating rancid leftovers as long as you stick to this bullshit.

Tobey, some life advice. Put down the tinder, pick up your skateboard and start a internet bookmark collection of Pornhub, RedTube, Xvideos, etc. You won't be worrying about underage or possibly illegal teens and you won't have to fake your death to stop talking to someone.

Also whatever happened to straight up telling someone "hey I don't think we should talk or whatever" be a decent person and have the courage to be straightforward with your intentions. Not necessarily directed at you Tobey, just an observation.

JB · « **Reply #1330 on:** March 19, 2015, 10:59:30 AM »

lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.

posguy · « **Reply #1331 on:** March 19, 2015, 11:28:05 AM »

Quote from: JB on March 19, 2015, 10:59:30 AM

lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.

Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage

JB · « **Reply #1332 on:** March 19, 2015, 12:12:11 PM »

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lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.
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Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage

wifi. duh.

ttching! · « **Reply #1333 on:** March 19, 2015, 01:41:54 PM »

Quote from: posguy on March 18, 2015, 02:31:31 PM

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can we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?
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Bobby Peru · « **Reply #1334 on:** March 19, 2015, 05:08:20 PM »

Quote from: tobey on March 18, 2015, 10:13:42 PM

she is getting pretty creepy on social media though, she likes everything i do. I am just thinking just to end it saying " Hey you look like your on tinder to find a relationship and im not, i think we should just never meet up because i might hurt your feelings even more"

Is that a good way to end it?

Yes.

Any of you guys find people whose pictures are from their wedding day? Got one today. That makes it at least four.

@thewilleasley · « **Reply #1335 on:** March 19, 2015, 05:37:41 PM »

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can we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?
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ayo if yall wanna turn this into a Monica Alvarez Appreciation thread I wouldn't even be mad. niggas out here thirsty as hell for pics of who OTHER niggas are fuckin with, as if its that hard to DL a free app & see for themselves. Way too many people taking L's in this thread right now lol.

Fongstarr. · « **Reply #1336 on:** March 19, 2015, 05:44:27 PM »

That's 13th Witnesses's chick.

Willie · « **Reply #1337 on:** March 20, 2015, 08:41:05 PM »

I'm thinking I might need to bite the bullet and get on Tinder. Unfortunately, I don't have a smart phone so I'd have to use the iPad my kids use for watching cartoons and playing Dora video games.

I feel like this could cause problems...

essal · « **Reply #1338 on:** March 21, 2015, 05:52:10 PM »

Quote from: Bobby Peru on March 19, 2015, 05:08:20 PM

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she is getting pretty creepy on social media though, she likes everything i do. I am just thinking just to end it saying " Hey you look like your on tinder to find a relationship and im not, i think we should just never meet up because i might hurt your feelings even more"

Is that a good way to end it?
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Yes.

Any of you guys find people whose pictures are from their wedding day? Got one today. That makes it at least four.

All the fucking time.
Best one read "I'm happily married to my husband, we have 2 kids and 1 dog. Life is perfect. Not looking for hook ups"
It's like she had no clue about what tinder is about, and she haven't liked me back so I can't ask her...

posguy · « **Reply #1339 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:25:16 AM »

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lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.�
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Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage
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wifi. duh.

Wi-fi isn't everywhere and not necessarily free.

Yushin Okami · « **Reply #1340 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:24:25 AM »

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lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.�
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Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage
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wifi. duh.
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Wi-fi isn't everywhere and not necessarily free.

If you're about to beat off somewhere that does not have wifi you should probably reconsider your decision and just wait until you get home.

posguy · « **Reply #1341 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:12:05 PM »

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lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.�
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Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage
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wifi. duh.
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Wi-fi isn't everywhere and not necessarily free.
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If you're about to beat off somewhere that does not have wifi you should probably reconsider your decision and just wait until you get home.

haha very true

tobey · « **Reply #1342 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:02:15 AM »

yeah fuck you guys

met up witht his 18 year old friday night. she is from my area so it was no problem picking her up we went to dinner i had a beer than went back to my house. We watched an episode of the new netflix show unbreakable kimmy schmidt which was funny than i noticed she was like scratching the label off her beer you know like when people get nervous they do that shit. So i was like why are you nervous? she said she has social anxiety and i was like well i know how to make you feel better, we started making out hard on the couch took her top off and BAM her nipples are pierced she was like sitting on top of me so i picked her up while her legs were around me and carried her to my room and when we got to my room i kind of tried to get a better grip on her ass so i lifted her up a little and her head hit the ceiling, we laughed than i threw her on my bed and i was about to eat her out but she said she just wanted my dick. which made me bummed cause no girl has ever let me eat them out! so we fucked made her cum yadda yadda she left

arthurspooner · « **Reply #1343 on:** March 30, 2015, 10:21:13 AM »

Went out with this girl yesterday. We had been texting for like 2ish weeks because she was back home for break. I am fucking terrible at texting, but we were really grooving. I actually enjoyed texting her and she seemed the same. It was rad because she was kinda forward. She asks if I wanted to hang out once she gets back to school etc. Fast forward to yesterday, I pick her up (she doesn't have a car) and we go get some coffee. She was really cute. Even better looking than her pictures led her on to be. She also had a super pretty voice, like Scarlett Johansson almost. I thought things went pretty much as fine as a first "date" can go especially from meeting her through an app. So, I don't know what will happen from here. I kind of have a feeling things won't go anywhere. But it was a nice little confidence and self-esteem boaster for me. Plus, I've been texting this other girl, so we'll see what happens.

tobey · « **Reply #1344 on:** April 03, 2015, 06:14:17 AM »

Finally hung out with the girl that sent me pictures last night and i had the best time. I took her to wing night cause i was tired taking girls to the same place so i thought i would change it up. Wings were top notch and i got a six pack on the way out, yards ipa (where you at PAWL!). We go back to my house and watch the movie Baseketball, she loves south park and never seen that movie and we both laughed our asses off while making out a little. Than we watched the new season of trailer park boys which i didnt pay attention at all cause i was to busy in the zone so we start having sex on the couch and my couch is small so like my feet are coming off the damn thing so i suggested we go to the bed room. I got her off and hers a twist.... I GOT OFF TOO. Than we just watched some garfunkel and oates and some youtube clips of the new late late show host. Than we went to sleep at 3 am and i had to get up at 7 for class she didn't mind that and shes been texting since she got home that she had super fun and that she really wants to do it again which i am hyped

dillanharp · « **Reply #1345 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:18:23 AM »

I thought this thread was for pics and not your guys' boring ass stories?

n0torious · « **Reply #1346 on:** April 03, 2015, 12:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Nallid on April 03, 2015, 09:18:23 AM

I thought this thread was for pics and not your guys' boring ass stories?

Do you ever get sick of posting this over and over? Or is it satisfying being ignored? There's porn elsewhere on the internet, or so I'm told. There's Boobs and Asses threads stickied in this very section. So the next time you want to shame someone for telling a story about a date, do everyone a favor and go there. Or, say the same shit again, that works too, I guess. Math is hard!

dillanharp · « **Reply #1347 on:** April 03, 2015, 12:37:57 PM »

I thought this thread was for pics and not whiny fuccbois who care too much about meeeeeeee....

Fuck you, chump.

dillanharp · « **Reply #1348 on:** April 03, 2015, 12:46:14 PM »

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I thought this thread was for pics and not your guys' boring ass stories?
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Do you ever get sick of posting this over and over? Or is it satisfying being ignored? There's porn elsewhere on the internet, or so I'm told. There's Boobs and Asses threads stickied in this very section. So the next time you want to shame someone for telling a story about a date, do everyone a favor and go there. Or, say the same shit again, that works too, I guess. Math is hard!

"Or so I'm told." HAHA Do you just beat off to Tobey's fuck stories on here or what? Is that why you're so upset at me for fucking up your spank thread? Fucking ignore me then dickhead, you're nobody.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #1349 on:** April 03, 2015, 12:54:15 PM »

I don't know if you've been paying attention to n0torious' posts but he is VERY mature!

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