tinder

[Ccannon]

I used Tinder back in 89 when women actually weren't all crab infested whores.

[mynameisnotjeff]

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tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?

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i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"

also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time

Magnums fit most people, they're only slightly bigger (just putting it out there). But, just go there and try to think about something else. That is definitely better than unplanned children or STDs.

[JB]

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tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?

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i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"

also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time

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Magnums fit most people, they're only slightly bigger (just putting it out there). But, just go there and try to think about something else. That is definitely better than unplanned children or STDs.

for sure. buying condoms is sort of always a weird experience though. i once tried buying the 36 pack of trojans with a coupon. figured id be discrete and use the self check out but the coupon had to be scanned by the attendent and she had to key in like a 10 digit number to make it work. neither one of us made eye contact or said anything to each other through the whole transaction which just added to the awkwardness.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.

[posguy]

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tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?

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i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"

also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time

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Magnums fit most people, they're only slightly bigger (just putting it out there). But, just go there and try to think about something else. That is definitely better than unplanned children or STDs.

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for sure. buying condoms is sort of always a weird experience though. i once tried buying the 36 pack of trojans with a coupon. figured id be discrete and use the self check out but the coupon had to be scanned by the attendent and she had to key in like a 10 digit number to make it work. neither one of us made eye contact or said anything to each other through the whole transaction which just added to the awkwardness.

That's where the wonderfullness of self checkout comes in handy.

[brycickle]

when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.

You could do eggplant if you're feeling adventurous.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

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when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.

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You could do eggplant if you're feeling adventurous.

pumpkin season is coming up too.

[mynameisnotjeff]

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when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.

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You could do eggplant if you're feeling adventurous.

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pumpkin season is coming up too.

Don't forget about carrots

[tobey]

Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.

Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?

[tobey]

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Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.

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Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?

well im going to try and not fuck things up like i always have done with girls. Like i was on it last night and got matched up with girls and talked to some girls, and i just asked myself "what the fuck am i doing"? I have a great girl who is always down to hang out, i find her cute, not a big drinker (i find that a positive since we don't always need alcohol to hang out), and she lives in my area. So before i went even further on tinder i just decided tonight to give this idea of being in a relationship a chance. I'm 23 and never had a girlfriend because i just liked going on to the next girl. But i think its time to grow up

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.

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Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?

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well im going to try and not fuck things up like i always have done with girls. Like i was on it last night and got matched up with girls and talked to some girls, and i just asked myself "what the fuck am i doing"? I have a great girl who is always down to hang out, i find her cute, not a big drinker (i find that a positive since we don't always need alcohol to hang out), and she lives in my area. So before i went even further on tinder i just decided tonight to give this idea of being in a relationship a chance. I'm 23 and never had a girlfriend because i just liked going on to the next girl. But i think its time to grow up

Well I am glad to hear. I wish you nothing but the best of luck. Thank you for the great stories.

[the snake]

good luck tobey !
i just made an account and i'm scared as fuck !!!

[Fenzadill]

treat her right n if you dont cum just focus and keep tryin and you'll get there.  PROUD OF YOU 

[Yushin Okami]

Round of applause for Tobey

[posguy]

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Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.

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Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?

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well im going to try and not fuck things up like i always have done with girls. Like i was on it last night and got matched up with girls and talked to some girls, and i just asked myself "what the fuck am i doing"? I have a great girl who is always down to hang out, i find her cute, not a big drinker (i find that a positive since we don't always need alcohol to hang out), and she lives in my area. So before i went even further on tinder i just decided tonight to give this idea of being in a relationship a chance. I'm 23 and never had a girlfriend because i just liked going on to the next girl. But i think its time to grow up

You got this dude!

[GOKU]

Might as well lock this thread now yo

[mattofallmatts]

Might as well lock this thread now yo

second that

[Gnarwhal]

got banned from tinder today.  i guess it had something to do with posting a picture of my wiener on "my moments" after getting pretty drunk a few nights back

[tobey]

Just an fyi for those people trying to step up their game on there, those bios i post actually work. I think i had the most success was the " I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here" and i also made a quick one the other night that was " I'm in the Guinness World Record book for smallest penis". I got like 2 matches in a night with that one. Seriously just put random shit in your bio's   

[InternetDaddy]

Just an fyi for those people trying to step up their game on there, those bios i post actually work. I think i had the most success was the " I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here" and i also made a quick one the other night that was " I'm in the Guinness World Record book for smallest penis". I got like 2 matches in a night with that one. Seriously just put random shit in your bio's   

before I got a girlfriend and when I was still on the tinder train I had the most results with "I'm tall and I make really good mac and cheese." and "I eat pancakes for every meal."

[ttching!]

got banned from tinder today.  i guess it had something to do with posting a picture of my wiener on "my moments" after getting pretty drunk a few nights back

[mynameisnotjeff]

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got banned from tinder today.  i guess it had something to do with posting a picture of my wiener on "my moments" after getting pretty drunk a few nights back

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[zeepers]

went to Denver for a week, hopped on tinder with no intention on actually meeting anyone. Opened every conversation with the line from Joe Dirt, "hey i'm new in town. looking for my parents." NOT A SINGLE GIRL caught on, although some initiated conversation. dropped a bunch of lines about silver town and about how my parents left me at the grand canyon, still not a single girl saw through my facade. I wish they would have...

[dillanharp]

Remember when Tobey was afraid to even go outside? God damn, I'm proud of you son.

[the snake]

got a match with a 40 years old skinny woman, but i met a 18 years old girl today at the park who is incredibly hot and cool (i'm 38), my mind is fucked...

[Fongstarr.]

got a match with a 40 years old skinny woman, but i met a 18 years old girl today at the park who is incredibly hot and cool (i'm 38), my mind is fucked...

Double fist bro. Deal with the older one first and get at the youngin later. I would imagine the 40 year old is the one with the higher maintenance.

[brycickle]

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got a match with a 40 years old skinny woman, but i met a 18 years old girl today at the park who is incredibly hot and cool (i'm 38), my mind is fucked...

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Double fist bro. Deal with the older one first and get at the youngin later. I would imagine the 40 year old is the one with the higher maintenance.

The older one would be the one who actually know what she's doing.

[the snake]

i know, but the 18 girl is really really beautiful and looks more 20-22, and the older one not so much and looks 45-50...perfect huge tits or no tits at all hmm...

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Don't wait for us to justify your decisions, man. It's obvious that you know what you want, fuck that little girl give her a lollipop and tell her it's your little secret. Jesus fucking Christ.