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Re: tinder
« Reply #1830 on: December 25, 2015, 01:52:59 PM »
I never had selfies on my profile because I think they're corny, and I've read in several chick's bios that they think its corny too. But seriously when I put a mirror selfie as my pic my matches went way up and they seem dtf way more frequently. Just some advice for my fellow slappers trying to pipe it up.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1831 on: December 25, 2015, 04:47:11 PM »
do people ever come across a family member on tinder? and do they swipe right?

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« Reply #1832 on: December 25, 2015, 05:10:10 PM »
I never had selfies on my profile because I think they're corny, and I've read in several chick's bios that they think its corny too. But seriously when I put a mirror selfie as my pic my matches went way up and they seem dtf way more frequently. Just some advice for my fellow slappers trying to pipe it up.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1833 on: December 26, 2015, 01:54:15 PM »
Went on date with a hot blonde, had much in common, nothing happened.

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« Reply #1834 on: December 26, 2015, 02:41:47 PM »
do people ever come across a family member on tinder? and do they swipe right?
I always wondered the same thing, imagine accidentally matching up with some distant relative and not knowing it or even worse knowing it and still swiping right.

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« Reply #1835 on: December 27, 2015, 07:57:52 PM »
How the fuck do girls fall in love with my texting? This sorority girl is already calling me " Babe" and plenty of other girls say that too. Nothing gets my dick softer than a girl saying that when we never actually fucking met. I am the worst texter and for some reason i have girls saying they like me and calling me babe without me saying anything serious. Also for some reason my ex's friends love getting matched up with me. I never payed attention to them when i was dating her and also i don't look at bio's or mutual friends when im tindering. I am honored they wasted a like on me though.

 

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1836 on: December 27, 2015, 08:19:42 PM »
i think you're reading into it too much kev

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« Reply #1837 on: December 27, 2015, 08:29:05 PM »
i think you're reading into it too much kev

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Is that what my generation of girls do? Shes only 3 years younger than me. Fuck this tinder bullshit, i actually made an account on seekingarrangement.com. About to check that shit right now

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1838 on: December 28, 2015, 06:14:57 AM »
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Is that what my generation of girls do? Shes only 3 years younger than me. Fuck this tinder bullshit, i actually made an account on seekingarrangement.com. About to check that shit right now

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1839 on: December 30, 2015, 10:00:55 PM »
EDIT: wrong screen shot




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Re: tinder
« Reply #1840 on: January 01, 2016, 05:11:11 AM »
^ weird al yankovic

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1841 on: January 08, 2016, 08:57:17 PM »
Like the bio guys?


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Re: tinder
« Reply #1842 on: January 08, 2016, 09:03:40 PM »
Like the bio guys?



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Re: tinder
« Reply #1843 on: January 08, 2016, 11:08:58 PM »

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1844 on: January 09, 2016, 11:40:19 PM »
you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1845 on: January 13, 2016, 11:57:00 AM »
hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?

also tinder is easy as fuck if you swipe right on everyone, you find out what kind of chicks are into you tho...
i got chubbies and weirdos with septum piercing mainly

p.s.  the girl i mentioned at the start is neither chubby or septum pierced!

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« Reply #1846 on: January 13, 2016, 12:48:13 PM »
hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?

I'm marrying a Tinder girl
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1847 on: January 13, 2016, 05:23:56 PM »

also tinder is easy as fuck if you swipe right on everyone, you find out what kind of chicks are into you tho...
i got chubbies and weirdos with septum piercing mainly


never thought of using it like that

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« Reply #1848 on: January 13, 2016, 05:34:12 PM »
nice sig^

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1849 on: January 13, 2016, 08:35:32 PM »
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl
Can I come to the wedding?

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« Reply #1850 on: January 14, 2016, 03:12:46 AM »
you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough

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« Reply #1851 on: January 14, 2016, 08:08:39 AM »
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl
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Can I come to the wedding?

Of course. Any SlapPal in SoCal is invited. I assumed that was implied.
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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« Reply #1852 on: January 14, 2016, 11:59:43 AM »
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl

RyRey met his wife on Tinder too

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« Reply #1853 on: January 16, 2016, 12:27:47 AM »
met a rad girl earlier.  she came over and i rolled some spliffs and we went to the waterfront. i've banged other tinder chicks before, but she seemed too cool to in a weird way. i didn't try to make a move or anything, but it all went well and we vibe the whole time. 

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1854 on: January 16, 2016, 05:59:11 AM »
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl
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Can I come to the wedding?
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Of course. Any SlapPal in SoCal is invited. I assumed that was implied.

We'll roll out a half sip away from blacked out blasting the jams.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #1855 on: January 17, 2016, 04:28:46 PM »
How hard does FarmersOnly.com pop off?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1856 on: January 24, 2016, 04:18:23 AM »
Tinder is the best. I got laid with 40+ diffrent women last year, one day I had sex with three diffrent women, not at the same time. But running from girl to girl during a day happend alot.

Right now Im together with a 13 years older milf since some months ago, she is 42. But damn I miss fucking around on tinder.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #1857 on: January 24, 2016, 10:52:12 AM »
My tinder game has been pretty weak lately most of the girls I've matched with are the "I'm not looking for a hook up" type. I matched with this chick who was a few years younger than me and I was at her place and we were on the couch getting friendly with each other and I when I suggested we hook up she gives me some speech about how she doesn't fuck someone on a first date and self respect whatever whatever, I tell her it's fine and leave like an hour later with the worst blue balls I've had since high shool.

Have any of you dudes heard of the app MeetMe? My buddy was telling me about it the other week and he says it's pretty good. 

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1858 on: January 24, 2016, 12:17:15 PM »
Tinder is the best. I got laid with 40+ diffrent women last year, one day I had sex with three diffrent women, not at the same time. But running from girl to girl during a day happend alot.

Right now Im together with a 13 years older milf since some months ago, she is 42. But damn I miss fucking around on tinder.

I hope you got checked....
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Re: tinder
« Reply #1859 on: January 31, 2016, 12:45:26 PM »
Bumble is that new shit apparently.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok