tinder

[tobey]

can you post a successful conversation with a confirmed girl? we need something to compare that to.

[Swithflip]

If you is a liar, you will succeed with Tinder.

[n0torious]

In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

Tobey comes off as easygoing and doesn't take himself super seriously. That's appealing!

I emphasize i'm into art and music since my city is pretty dry and professional. Filters out a lot of boring people.

People come into it with all kinds of expectations. Realize that you might not be on the same page and don't take it personally if people ghost. Life is complicated and why get wound up over some bullshit? Don't strike a pose you *think* will be appealing, be yourself. The people who are into that will naturally drift to you.

If you're chatting and the dynamic feels right, go ahead and get a number and make plans. Most people lose interest if you chat too long.

Making a joke in your profile never hurts, and have at least a few well lit photos that actually look like you. Whatever you've got, you gotta rock it.

[h00man]

In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!

[tobey]

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In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

[close]

Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!

I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it

[h00man]

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In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

[close]

Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!

[close]

I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it

Fuck yeah I'd be down. I guess when on a date or talking to a girl, give us options to choose from and the majority of the answers you have to go with. Maybe start off simple like a "what should I say next?" or "where should we hang out/what to do?" kinda stuff so it wont fail your date completely.

[tobey]

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In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

[close]

Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!

[close]

I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it

[close]

Fuck yeah I'd be down. I guess when on a date or talking to a girl, give us options to choose from and the majority of the answers you have to go with. Maybe start off simple like a "what should I say next?" or "where should we hang out/what to do?" kinda stuff so it wont fail your date completely.

Ill just post my next match and her bio and anybody that comes up with a response that I or majority of people on here like ill say it. Ill do it this weekend so hopefully people are drunk and come up with the stupidest shit that will embarrass me the most

[h00man]

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In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

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Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!

[close]

I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it

[close]

Fuck yeah I'd be down. I guess when on a date or talking to a girl, give us options to choose from and the majority of the answers you have to go with. Maybe start off simple like a "what should I say next?" or "where should we hang out/what to do?" kinda stuff so it wont fail your date completely.

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Ill just post my next match and her bio and anybody that comes up with a response that I or majority of people on here like ill say it. Ill do it this weekend so hopefully people are drunk and come up with the stupidest shit that will embarrass me the most

Thanks Tobey. Maybe make a new thread for it? Nah I don't know. But this is going to be fun! Everyone else is welcome to join in!

[HyenaChaser]

Keep providing this sage-like insight to tinder, it's both informative and fascinating

Sign me up to choose tobey's tinder adventure. Y'all seen this?

[mynameisnotjeff]

Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?

[h00man]

Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?

Is it a premium that you have to pay for?

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?

[close]

Is it a premium that you have to pay for?

Kinda, but it's a version of tinder for celebrities or people with a high amount of matches

[h00man]

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Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?

[close]

Is it a premium that you have to pay for?

[close]

Kinda, but it's a version of tinder for celebrities or people with a high amount of matches

I automatically dont qualify  . Plus I'm not paying to hookup with people.

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?

[close]

Is it a premium that you have to pay for?

[close]

Kinda, but it's a version of tinder for celebrities or people with a high amount of matches

[close]

I automatically dont qualify  . Plus I'm not paying to hookup with people.

Pretty sure Tobey already got his invite haha

[tobey]

Some girl unmatched me. Her bio said "lets go on an adventure", so i sent a message saying can we play pokemon go on our adventure?

I dont even play that anymore but thought it would be funny to say. Guess she just thought of me as a huge loser for saying that, i mean shes not wrong

[tobey]

If she doesnt answer then shes not the one

EDIT: Wow she actually responded back, okay no more games this is for real

[foureyedjim]

Some girl unmatched me. Her bio said "lets go on an adventure", so i sent a message saying can we play pokemon go on our adventure?

I dont even play that anymore but thought it would be funny to say. Guess she just thought of me as a huge loser for saying that, i mean shes not wrong

Nah she's the loser here Tobey.

[tobey]

If you don't post pictures of your arms being bro you won't get any matches.

Ever since i posted these two photos of my arms being the most bro ever i been getting way more matches than usual.





Also might be the new fuck boy hair cut

[HeadInLionsMouth]

If you don't post pictures of your arms being bro you won't get any matches.

Ever since i posted these two photos of my arms being the most bro ever i been getting way more matches than usual.





Also might be the new fuck boy hair cut

I'm sure babies and cats don't hurt either

[tobey]

^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father

[HeadInLionsMouth]

^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father

Seriously? (For me that's crazy like.) What do they say?

[Silky Johnson]

[tobey]

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^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father

[close]

Seriously? (For me that's crazy like.) What do they say?

Just some girls get bummed. They will compliment her saying like oh wow you have such a cute daughter and then ill say thats my niece. I have that im an uncle in my bio but i think a lot of girls on there are looking for an actual sugar daddy type of deal

[the snake]

i'm a lil confused, had a match with a girl, none of her profile pics are real, the blonde is in fact an ethiopian black girl (?) who wants to meet me quickly to be friends(), and doesn't want to post real pics...i feel like it's a trap, is it ?
(i'm a real single father )

[tobey]

i'm a lil confused, had a match with a girl, none of her profile pics are real, the blonde is in fact an ethiopian black girl (?) who wants to meet me quickly to be friends(), and doesn't want to post real pics...i feel like it's a trap, is it ?
(i'm a real single father )

Don't do it. I mean if she sent you real pictures of herself but she just doesn't want to post them on tinder and you're okay with that then sure but as long as you know what she looks like. If you think its really a trap this tip saved me from many catfishes in my online dating career. If she gave you her number put the number on the facebook search option, you know where to look up people. Just put the number on that bar and most of the time someones profile will come up, the person who owns that phone number. I would get like 40 year old dudes then call them out and then they would block me after i found out 

[the snake]

thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes  )

[the snake]

and i have a netflix and chill opportunity elsewhere maybe ! will talk about it later, if there's anything to tell
 

[doomstation55]

thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes  )

I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.

*for reference see

[the snake]

holy shit, i feel like a fucking ninja making reports haha

[Huell Howser]

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thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes  )

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I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.

*for reference see

this is so good hahaha. 10/10 A+ i bet at least you get laughs back

update: created bumble account and have been gettin way more matches on there. couldn't tell ya why but i feel like it's better selection over there ?\_(ツ)_/?

also kinda nice that the girls have to message first so i don't have to muster up some shitty opener