Regis Cooley looks at you sheepishly. A pitiful look comes across his face and suddenly he looks much older and much lonelier than he did before. "Now you know my weakness", Regis says, "I can't help myself". He begins to sob and you put your hand on his shoulder in a vain attempt to stop the tears. "Don't worry", you say, "your secret is safe with me." Regis looks up, clearly relieved, "Really? You won't tell?" "Actually, I was wondering if you might be able to make some introductions for me." A twisted grin breaks out across Regis' face, "I didn't know you liked to get wet!" Regis scribbles out an address on a piece of scrap paper and you both agree to meet back at his place later on.
You hire a rickshaw and he brings you right to the address Regis gave you. It is a thoroughly squalid low rise apartment building. There is some sort of river of black ooze that you step over to get to the entrance. You walk in through the open door and there is a haggard women cleaving what looks to be a cat. She sees you and hollers, "What you wan? What you wan?" Her gruff demeanor puts you off slightly and you hesitate, but she continues, "You wan boy? Ya, you wan boy. I have nice boy for you. Very pretty boy. You follow me."
She leads you to a back room through a beaded curtain. Sitting on a bed is a small shirtless chinese boy, looking to be about 14. He looks at you, but his sullen expression doesn't change. The haggard woman says, "You pay now. You wan mouth you pay 50 yuan. You wan make boom boom corybungus you pay 100. You pay now." You hand the woman a 100 yuan note and she leaves you alone with the boy.
You look at the boy and wonder if you can go through with this. His skin is smooth and supple like ripe fruit. You can hear the woman cleaving away in the other room. The boy looks at you, he whispers, "Mister. I know a secret." He puts a finger to his lips to urge quiet. You are somewhat taken aback at his good english and he doesn't seem quite so exotic anymore. "I know about the crystal balls. If you get me out of here I can make you a very powerful man." You study his face. It seems everybody knows about these blasted crystal balls but you.
You:
a) Roast his rump for such insolence
b) Make fake orgasm noises and sprint out with the boy in tow
c) Go toe to toe with the cleaver woman
d) Ask the boy if he knows what you call cheese that isn't yours