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Title: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on April 30, 2018, 10:31:16 PM
What are some conspiracies involving skateboarders or skateboarding?
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Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on April 30, 2018, 10:46:34 PM
Tony Hawk isn't really all that into milk.
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Post by: SugarSweetSemen on April 30, 2018, 10:48:21 PM
Danny way killed a guy.
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Post by: straight on April 30, 2018, 10:49:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/I9hPR3c.jpg)
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Post by: natenola forever on April 30, 2018, 10:50:48 PM
Idk if it's a conspiracy theory but it's and industry held secret that Peanut Brown pushed Jason Jesse off the deck of a very ramp at one of his first pro contest for calling him a nigger. Go Skate Day is the exact opposite of Christmas to get board sales up in the slow part of the year, Dave Swift has one of the 2 pair of Indy roller skate trucks that were made at Emerico before Fausto found out lost his shit. In the 80s all the major board mfg got together and decided they weren't gonna use anymore than 4 colors on their board graphics to save money and that's why Brand X started doing all those crazy 8+ color graphics as a fuck you to the industry.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on April 30, 2018, 10:57:46 PM
Big brand companys offer riders incentives to either start their own or ride for smaller companies. Causing an over saturated market for skateboard brands. This causes more diverse options so the money spent on decks is distributed more widely, making skaters rely more so on their corporate shoe sponsor for a living wage... or some shit like that
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Post by: GinosGroceries on April 30, 2018, 11:01:28 PM
someone (maybe Dill?) once said that some companies will have their graphics printed on PS Stix for their riders and sell shit wood to the customers.

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Post by: DannyDee on April 30, 2018, 11:14:46 PM
someone (maybe Dill?) once said that some companies will have their graphics printed on PS Stix for their riders and sell shit wood to the customers.
This theory about Girl/Chocolate boards has gone around for a long time. I'm not sure I buy it, just because Olson talked about how hyped he was on skating DLX boards when he was between Girl and 917. Plus, you see footage of BA and Corey when they were on Girl and there blatantly riding DLX boards.

That 9/11 and the economy after that killed board sales for many companies, where now shoes are peoples primary paycheque. Although, I think that just more coincided with the rise or blanks and shop boards. But a bunch of Alien and Habitat guys talk about this.
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Post by: mareo on May 01, 2018, 12:23:37 AM
Big brand companys offer riders incentives to either start their own or ride for smaller companies. Causing an over saturated market for skateboard brands. This causes more diverse options so the money spent on decks is distributed more widely, making skaters rely more so on their corporate shoe sponsor for a living wage... or some shit like that

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: essal on May 01, 2018, 12:55:54 AM
Danny way killed a guy.
for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GershonSweaty on May 01, 2018, 01:00:49 AM
Everyone skates indy’s
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Post by: Krooked antihero on May 01, 2018, 01:10:50 AM
Everyone skates indy’s
At some point they all were using bones mediums in those. I remember seeing an indy ad with BA and Koston and they both had bones bushings.
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Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on May 01, 2018, 01:14:28 AM
In the battle at the berrics, how much movie magic is actually used in the editing room during these games? I refuse to believe professionals are so good at skateboarding that they do not consecutively fall on flatground tricks in a game of SKATE. It's disingenuous to the layman and sets an unrealistic expectation for me and my fellow flat-g connoisseurs. I want to see my favorite pros slam on my go-to tricks
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on May 01, 2018, 01:44:01 AM
In the battle at the berrics, how much movie magic is actually used in the editing room during these games? I refuse to believe professionals are so good at skateboarding that they do not consecutively fall on flatground tricks in a game of SKATE. It's disingenuous to the layman and sets an unrealistic expectation for me and my fellow flat-g connoisseurs. I want to see my favorite pros slam on my go-to tricks
I've always though they took out double misses when someone fails to set a trick.

Didn't some Euro bitch during the USA vs the World BATB that Morgan Smith re-filmed a trick?
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on May 01, 2018, 01:47:51 AM
^ alex mizurov. they re-filmed morgan's
last trick to have a cleaner landed one
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Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on May 01, 2018, 01:52:32 AM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.

Fun fact: that guy released a interview on Muckmouth implicating "someone" but has since been removed and the closest you can get to reading about it is a small quoted excerpt on this message board.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: NootNoot on May 01, 2018, 01:58:05 AM
Truck companies purposely sell shitty bushings in their trucks to save costs and encourage the sale of aftermarket bushings.

Pros were encouraged in their setup videos to pop shields so that kids and consumers would start doing it to sell more bearings, how much longer they last without popped shields is very significant.

Shoe brands like adidas and Nike use good materials for the first release of a shoe when all the reviews will be done, with each subsequent batch made they use cheaper and lower quality materials in certain places to offset lower sales and increase their profits.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: roba on May 01, 2018, 03:49:46 AM
Pros were encouraged in their setup videos to pop shields so that kids and consumers would start doing it to sell more bearings, how much longer they last without popped shields is very significant.

if so, bobby worrest is a real one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP1wNrKxIbg?t=1m33s
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on May 01, 2018, 03:58:25 AM
Janoski sold his name to Nike for a couple million so they didnt had to pay any more royalties to him...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SOTY on May 01, 2018, 04:36:08 AM
Tom Penny sw fs 360 flipped the chain to bank and the industry wasn't ready for it.
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Post by: eminem96 on May 01, 2018, 04:52:21 AM
Rodney told Antwuan the secret to skateboarding and that's how he got good
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Post by: FLstrange on May 01, 2018, 05:04:14 AM
https://youtu.be/0N1BRrkwqmI
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Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on May 01, 2018, 05:37:46 AM
nollie backside flips are actually nollie frontside flips
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Post by: jomeara1 on May 01, 2018, 05:49:15 AM
Owen Wilson bluntslid that rail
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Post by: shingles on May 01, 2018, 05:56:24 AM
Aaron Kyro is a scientologist... Oh no wait, that's a fact
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 01, 2018, 06:09:15 AM
Aaron Kyro is a scientologist... Oh no wait, that's a fact

He doesn't count
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: midgebones on May 01, 2018, 06:39:26 AM
Johnny Layton was kicked off Toy Machine for his "bad back" when in reality he was skating as good as ever and selling lots of weed in efforts to support his then unborn child. At least he blessed Toy with the dick pic on his way out.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Cherb on May 01, 2018, 06:46:12 AM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
There used to be this guy who sold cheap ass boards with spray painted logos on them out of his garage here that legit wouldn't break. They would just get soggy and bend.

I had to quit buying those because if my board didn't break my parents wouldn't get me a new one because it was still "fine"
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Post by: NeppuNeppu on May 01, 2018, 06:50:31 AM
Klein had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
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Post by: SodaJerk on May 01, 2018, 06:57:12 AM
https://youtu.be/0N1BRrkwqmI
That was amazing
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on May 01, 2018, 06:58:58 AM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.

I heard/read somewhere dway used to shoot at people crossing over the border from Mexico. anyone else heard this?


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Aaron Kyro is a scientologist... Oh no wait, that's a fact
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He doesn't count

is scientology taking over skateboarding? you have kyro and braille and koston/berra and the berrics/nike/numbers.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shingles on May 01, 2018, 07:08:33 AM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
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I heard/read somewhere dway used to shoot at people crossing over the border from Mexico. anyone else heard this?


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Aaron Kyro is a scientologist... Oh no wait, that's a fact
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He doesn't count
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is scientology taking over skateboarding? you have kyro and braille and koston/berra and the berrics/nike/numbers.

I guess as soon as you reach a certain level of fame, scientology comes for you. I mean Aaron Kyro (braille) has almost 2.5 million Subs on YT and the berrics (Koston / Berra) are pretty famous aswell. I guess it has nothing to do with the fact that these guys are skateboarders
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fickdiepolizei666 on May 01, 2018, 07:16:07 AM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
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I heard/read somewhere dway used to shoot at people crossing over the border from Mexico. anyone else heard this?


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Aaron Kyro is a scientologist... Oh no wait, that's a fact
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He doesn't count
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is scientology taking over skateboarding? you have kyro and braille and koston/berra and the berrics/nike/numbers.
[close]

I guess as soon as you reach a certain level of fame, scientology comes for you. I mean Aaron Kyro (braille) has almost 2.5 million Subs on YT and the berrics (Koston / Berra) are pretty famous aswell. I guess it has nothing to do with the fact that these guys are skateboarders

but he did that scientology "commercial" in 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBtEd631i0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBtEd631i0)

so the conspiracy here could be, that scientology helped him out getting those 2.5mil subs
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Yu Dum on May 01, 2018, 07:21:13 AM
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Pros were encouraged in their setup videos to pop shields so that kids and consumers would start doing it to sell more bearings, how much longer they last without popped shields is very significant.
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if so, bobby worrest is a real one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP1wNrKxIbg?t=1m33s
Bobby skates Jessup. I no longer feel like a grom for picking Jessup over everything else.
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Post by: MyUserName on May 01, 2018, 07:33:00 AM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
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I heard/read somewhere dway used to shoot at people crossing over the border from Mexico. anyone else heard this?


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Aaron Kyro is a scientologist... Oh no wait, that's a fact
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He doesn't count
[close]

is scientology taking over skateboarding? you have kyro and braille and koston/berra and the berrics/nike/numbers.
[close]

I guess as soon as you reach a certain level of fame, scientology comes for you. I mean Aaron Kyro (braille) has almost 2.5 million Subs on YT and the berrics (Koston / Berra) are pretty famous aswell. I guess it has nothing to do with the fact that these guys are skateboarders
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but he did that scientology "commercial" in 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBtEd631i0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBtEd631i0)

so the conspiracy here could be, that scientology helped him out getting those 2.5mil subs

Ok, I honestly only ever knew Aarron Kyro as the annoying, creepy Scientologist from those YouTube videos where he rides skateboards made of glass or whatever. I never watched any of his previous footage, so I searched the video part that's featured in this Scientology commercial and damn, it's legitimately decent. I had no idea he was that talented.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on May 01, 2018, 07:44:10 AM
There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.


Also I believe there's a reason that its insidiously designed to sell your life to Element brand
Look at Terry Kennedy when he got shot not one of his teammate's from element came to see him through?! So what's that say about loyalty...... Baker had his back.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 01, 2018, 08:15:44 AM
People who have truck sponsors that arent Indy, Thunder, Venture, or Ace dont really ride those trucks. Royal and Silver riders being the main culprits.

Ice Cream skate team was only assembled to get Pharrell's younger brother enough exposure to land a board sponsor.

In all the Girl videos Ty Evans has done the first part is given to the young rider that Mike, Rickk, and Spike wants to push. The 2nd part is Ty lowkey mocking that decision.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jared on May 01, 2018, 08:18:16 AM
There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


 
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted 
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Alright I'm going to need some more info on this Tosh incident.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: franquietits on May 01, 2018, 08:24:03 AM
This is total conjecture, but remember when Keelan left DGK claiming he was worth more than 200k per year? He put on a stuck up, entitled, ego driven attitude, and this was some time before he and scumbag faced their criminal accusations. What if Kayo knew about his sexual misconduct involvement and they just let him devise an "out" by doing that, and not renewing his contract.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shingles on May 01, 2018, 08:36:00 AM
There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.


Also I believe there's a reason that its insidiously designed to sell your life to Element brand
Look at Terry Kennedy when he got shot not one of his teammate's from element came to see him through?! So what's that say about loyalty...... Baker had his back.

Whats this stuff about tosh townsend? Do you have any article about this?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on May 01, 2018, 08:46:12 AM


Whats this stuff about tosh townsend? Do you have any article about this?
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I was just looking it up as my local skate shop/ dealer told me a story how during mid 2000's he was in Austria hanging with friends and it was during his height of success.  He was racing cars and being a goon now heres what I am not sure of if he clipped a gal doing drifting while he was faded or she was in the car. Either way he bounced and fled to Australia and was hiding out for awhile behind Billabong as that's his dads brand.  He faced a fine or some shit but Element found out dropped him from the team. Whuch also goes back to my original perspective is Element is that kinda company that anything bad happens they sweep it under the rug.....
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on May 01, 2018, 08:56:55 AM
Danny way and Josh Swindell some other fools were in SF at a late night bar session and some gay dude caught the wrong end of the situation.  Swindell took the blame howeger after aerving his time he is now rockstar team manager now. Never support DC shoes. Thats just what I believe
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: behavioralguide on May 01, 2018, 09:00:11 AM
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https://youtu.be/0N1BRrkwqmI
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That was amazing
[FACT!]
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GershonSweaty on May 01, 2018, 09:00:19 AM


Whats this stuff about tosh townsend? Do you have any article about this?

I was just looking it up as my local skate shop/ dealer told me a story how during mid 2000's he was in Austria hanging with friends and it was during his height of success.  He was racing cars and being a goon now heres what I am not sure of if he clipped a gal doing drifting while he was faded or she was in the car. Either way he bounced and fled to Australia and was hiding out for awhile behind Billabong as that's his dads brand.  He faced a fine or some shit but Element found out dropped him from the team. Whuch also goes back to my original perspective is Element is that kinda company that anything bad happens they sweep it under the rug.....
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Peter Townend was brand director at Rusty surf wear pretty confident he doesn’t own or did own Billabong.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on May 01, 2018, 09:03:31 AM
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Whats this stuff about tosh townsend? Do you have any article about this?
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I was just looking it up as my local skate shop/ dealer told me a story how during mid 2000's he was in Austria hanging with friends and it was during his height of success.  He was racing cars and being a goon now heres what I am not sure of if he clipped a gal doing drifting while he was faded or she was in the car. Either way he bounced and fled to Australia and was hiding out for awhile behind Billabong as that's his dads brand.  He faced a fine or some shit but Element found out dropped him from the team. Whuch also goes back to my original perspective is Element is that kinda company that anything bad happens they sweep it under the rug.....

Peter Townend was brand director at Rusty surf wear pretty confident he doesn’t own or did own Billabong.
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I see and noted either way his dad was hiding him for what he had done but eventually owned up about it. Just can't find the article......
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GAY on May 01, 2018, 09:04:30 AM
Both Doug "Pineapple" Saladino and Mango are deathly allergic to citrus.
The most shocking part of this whole thing is that neither pineapple or mango are considered to be a citrus fruit.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on May 01, 2018, 09:07:28 AM
Regarding the Danny Way stuff, please read this to get details straight. This is from the guy who did over ten years and seems bitter toward everyone involved, so it's obvious he's not covering for anyone.

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The early nineties were rife with rumours around what you, Danny Way, Tommy Caudill and the rest of the XYZ crew were getting up to, as you all seemed to run ran pretty wild. The skate rumour mill and things hinted at in Big Brother gave the impression that you were throwing stuff through car windows, shooting at horses, fighting Markovich and some other pretty sketchy shit, was that an accurate representation of you guys at the time?
We were definitely wild kids or young adults. Those are actually the mellower events that took place; however, I don?t remember any horse getting shot? I don?t remember ever hurting animals. The Markovich story was all Danny. Kris hooked up with the chick Danny was going out with at the time (Karen) and supposedly talked shit about Danny. Earlier that day we had tracked down a guy that had broken into Danny?s car and stole his cell phone, wallet and stereo. When we confronted the guy he admitted to stealing Danny?s stuff, but said he sold it, didn?t have any money and that Danny was burnt. The guy basically said ?Fuck you! You aint getting shit.? Instead of Danny beating his ass he pee?d all over himself. I was actually embarrassed for Danny so I beat the dude up. When we got back to XYZ and told Tommy what happened he (Tommy) ridiculed Danny hard. He told him how disgusted he was with Danny and what a pussy he was. So, when the opportunity presented itself to redeem himself by fighting Kris he took it. It didn?t end well for Danny. As far as the other stuff, yeah, we were gnarly vandals. I don?t even remember half the shit we did. Between Danny, Tommy, Colin, Jordan Richter and myself we were always trying to one up each other. For me that crap grew to becoming physically violent. What used to be juvenile bullshit had grown to me becoming a full on criminal. It was a dark path I was on, for sure.
Clearly Steve Mateus and Danny Way were with you that night. Presumably you were all just out for a drink, was there something in particular that got you all fired up?
Yes. While I was in prison I had no access to the internet or gossip sites. I really was in the dark as to what people thought happened. When I paroled I began reading that shit and was floored. There?s rumors that Danny and I were driving around looking to kill somebody; that we got caught with a body in the trunk of a car; that we were shooting illegal aliens crossing the border. All of it beyond ridiculous! I definitely was drunk that night. In those days sobriety wasn?t in the cards. The bar was serving free beer and to a 20 year old drunk free beer is the greatest thing ever.
There are lots of rumours, theories and pure speculation as to what went down and who did what that night outside the bar in Azusa. Could you clear it all up once and for all and give us a detailed breakdown of the night - who exactly was there, what actually happened, why it happened and how drunk/high you guys were at the time?
Here?s the abbreviated version: A bunch of us showed up to this private party at a bar. The only notable skaters there were Ronnie Bertino and Danny. Danny told me that some guy (Keith Ogden) was coming on to him and laughing about it. Keith had obviously wandered into a hornets nest if what Danny said to me was true. So, I walked Keith out of the bar, told him it was a private party and to split or he?s going to get beat up. I didn?t threaten him personally. What?s tolerated now wasn?t in that era and a guy coming on to another guy in a bar that isn?t a gay bar was all bad. Awhile later he came back so I escorted him out again since there was no official security. By that time I was drunk and did threaten him. Still, nothing physical took place. An hour or so goes by and we hear that there?s a fight out front. When I walk out the door the first thing I see is Danny Way out cold, bleeding from the mouth. I asked out loud who hit Danny and Steve Mateus responded with ?That fag sucker punched Danny!? So, we get Danny back inside the bar and he?s clueless as to what happened. A bit later I find out that Keith?s behind the bar so I go out there with the intention of kicking his ass for sucker punching Danny. To me and everybody else in the bar, Keith appeared to be drunk. In reality he was suffering from a pre-existing brain injury. He actually left L.A. County Medical Center (General Hospital) the day before AMA (against Medical Advice). The hematoma on his brain was so large that the doctors were debating whether to drill a hole in his head to relieve the pressure on his brain. Anyway, I began walking Keith away from the bar with the intent to beat his ass. While I was walking away it became quite clear that the guy was in no position to fight. Then this guy Robert comes running up from behind, jumps in the air and kicks Keith in the back. Keith?s head slammed into my face from being kicked into me and even though it wasn?t his fault, all of my anger was directed towards him. I took out that anger on Keith in a physical manner. I kicked him about three to five times in the upper torso and face. Steve Mateus then began kicking him as well. I told Steve to stop, which he did. Keith was definitely fucked up and unconscious, but alive. None of us knew he had this pre-existing brain injury and was dying. We just felt he got KO?d. An hour later the cops show up and what does a skater do when he sees cops? He splits. I didn?t really think anything of it. The next morning I found out that Keith had died. I couldn?t believe it. Once I was arrested three weeks later a lot of stuff came to light. First up, Danny hadn?t gotten sucker punched by Keith. Danny was the one who sucker punched Keith and then some guy in turn punched Danny. Also, after the incident where I kicked Keith behind the bar, Steve Mateus went back out and stomped the life out of him with nobody around to see. Steve was wearing a size 8 Vans shoe that night and left that diamond sole pattern of a Vans shoe on Keith?s face and in blood around Keith?s final resting spot. Vans was my shoe sponsor from 1988 right up till the point of my arrest in 1993. I wore a size 10. There were no size 10 patterns anywhere in the vicinity. The whole thing was a mess. The legal proceedings that followed were a joke. When it comes to the law you get what you pay for and I was broke. My court appointed lawyer was awful. Not only that, but Steve Mateus made a deal with the prosecution for a light sentence (6 years where he only served 3) in exchange for his testimony (lies) against me. The judge railroaded me into a life sentence as well. He should have given the jury the option of manslaughter, which is what this case really was. Instead they had two options: 1st and 2nd degree murder, both carry life sentences. After a day of deliberations the jury came back and wanted to know if they could find me guilty of manslaughter instead of murder. He said ?No!? and they ended up finding me guilty of the lesser of the two charges, 2nd degree murder. I was then sentenced to 15 years to life and shipped off to prison. A month later that same judge (George Trammell) was brought up on some serious corruption charges. Google his name. That?s basically what went down. My actions were definitely criminal. I deserved to do some time; however, 19 years, 1 month and 8 days is a ridiculous amount of time for what I did.
Were the other guys arrested as well?
The only other person that was charged in this case was Steve Mateus. Like I mentioned beforehand, he made a deal with the prosecution. The guy who started it all (Robert) was never arrested or charged. Either was Danny. There was a point in the legal proceeding where Steve Mateus?s attorney started to blame Danny for what happened. I was ready to do an open plea for 30 years to life to pull Danny out of this. My loyalty to Danny was solid and has remained solid since day one. Unfortunately Danny?s caught up in his own world and can?t see beyond what benefits him. To me it?s sad.
Obviously it's pretty much worst case scenario in terms of the outcome, apart from leaving the house at all that night, what are your main regrets from what happened?
I laugh when I hear people say they have no regrets in life. Everybody has regrets. They might not be as big as mine, but they have regrets. My biggest regret was that I took part in taking a man?s life. Even though there were circumstances involved, the bottom line remains; I?m responsible for the loss of Keith. I should have been a man that stepped up and put a stop to what happened. Instead I charged forward. The whole reason I attacked Keith was out of a fucked up sense of loyalty to Danny. I felt like I had to redeem and protect a guy who I viewed as a brother. There is no main regret. There?s a whole bunch!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: behavioralguide on May 01, 2018, 09:10:19 AM
I wonder what fulltechnicalskizzy' s conspiracy website has to say about all this
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on May 01, 2018, 09:20:28 AM
I heard/read somewhere dway used to shoot at people crossing over the border from Mexico. anyone else heard this?

Again, rumor mill running wild without important details. It was a BB gun. I heard an amazing story from Ron Allen in which Danny told a group of people that he did it, so Ron snatched the BB gun from him and shot him point blank to teach him a lesson.

Bottom line, Danny Way did unforgivable shit as a teenager, but not to the homicidal extent that people here spread around.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on May 01, 2018, 09:51:05 AM
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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


 
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted 
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Alright I'm going to need some more info on this Tosh incident.

Braydon asked him about it in an interview once.

Szafranski04: Okay Tosh, I hear that you have hit some lady while driving in your car while you were high, is this true? If so, how long do you think you will be in jail because I heard the lady died?

No, I'm not going to jail and I was not high. I was completely sober. However, I was involved in a very unfortunate accident.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pretty Serious on May 01, 2018, 10:03:33 AM
Black Sabbath Inc. is an official paying sponsor to cool kids Riley and his forced image team mates.  I fail to believe the love of Iron Man is enough to tattoo the band on your arm and live in a "Listen to BS" shirt.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: OMSK on May 01, 2018, 10:04:27 AM
Dave Swift has one of the 2 pair of Indy roller skate trucks that were made at Emerico before Fausto found out lost his shit.

I found a pair at a thrift shop in Montana for 3.50. I couldn't believe my fucking eyes....
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: childhood on May 01, 2018, 10:09:10 AM
A shop owner once told me that Think was deliberately kept around just to lose money, as some kind of Producers-esque plan to get tax breaks.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on May 01, 2018, 10:25:06 AM
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Whats this stuff about tosh townsend? Do you have any article about this?
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I was just looking it up as my local skate shop/ dealer told me a story how during mid 2000's he was in Austria hanging with friends and it was during his height of success.  He was racing cars and being a goon now heres what I am not sure of if he clipped a gal doing drifting while he was faded or she was in the car. Either way he bounced and fled to Australia and was hiding out for awhile behind Billabong as that's his dads brand.  He faced a fine or some shit but Element found out dropped him from the team. Whuch also goes back to my original perspective is Element is that kinda company that anything bad happens they sweep it under the rug.....

Peter Townend was brand director at Rusty surf wear pretty confident he doesn’t own or did own Billabong.
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He did hit someone with a car while he was stoned out of his mind, i don't remember if the person died but i think it was a case of that person was also wasted and stepped out in front of the car and Tosh was too stoned to stop in time, he ended up in some trouble for being wasted but wasn't consider at fault for hitting the person.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: gollum mcjinglemeballs on May 01, 2018, 10:29:10 AM
someone (maybe Dill?) once said that some companies will have their graphics printed on PS Stix for their riders and sell shit wood to the customers.

In the case with alien, I heard their pro models were PS Stix while the team boards were shit wood.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 01, 2018, 10:32:15 AM
I wonder what fulltechnicalskizzy' s conspiracy website has to say about all this
I did a quick search of high profile skaters but all that came back was that Ryan Scheckler smoked weed with Miley Cyrus in 2005.

I heard that the Maloof brothers started the Money Cup in South Africa as a front to launder money from an underground diamond mining operation but I think I might’ve made that one up also Gino is bisexual
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: gollum mcjinglemeballs on May 01, 2018, 10:34:39 AM
There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.


Also I believe there's a reason that its insidiously designed to sell your life to Element brand
Look at Terry Kennedy when he got shot not one of his teammate's from element came to see him through?! So what's that say about loyalty...... Baker had his back.

Don't forget Toy Machine Donny Barley vs Element Donny Barley
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: poor alice on May 01, 2018, 10:45:53 AM
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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.


Also I believe there's a reason that its insidiously designed to sell your life to Element brand
Look at Terry Kennedy when he got shot not one of his teammate's from element came to see him through?! So what's that say about loyalty...... Baker had his back.
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Don't forget Toy Machine Donny Barley vs Element Donny Barley

Jesus fucking Fernandez, where the actual fuck is Donny Barley.

I hope Matt Bennet doesn’t go the same way; have a notable trick named after him> decentish pro career> element> watery obscurity.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: AreYouHarvinFun? on May 01, 2018, 10:57:38 AM
Dave Swift has one of the 2 pair of Indy roller skate trucks that were made at Emerico before Fausto found out lost his shit.

I found a pair at a thrift shop in Montana for 3.50. I couldn't believe my fucking eyes....

Wow, thats incredible!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 01, 2018, 11:01:48 AM
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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.


Also I believe there's a reason that its insidiously designed to sell your life to Element brand
Look at Terry Kennedy when he got shot not one of his teammate's from element came to see him through?! So what's that say about loyalty...... Baker had his back.
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Don't forget Toy Machine Donny Barley vs Element Donny Barley
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Jesus fucking Fernandez, where the actual fuck is Donny Barley.

I hope Matt Bennet doesn’t go the same way; have a notable trick named after him> decentish pro career> element> watery obscurity.

He skipped the element > watery obscurity part by getting a job at Vans a few years ago.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jomeara1 on May 01, 2018, 11:07:14 AM
I know there are probably a ton of theories about this, but I just want to know what the fuck happened to Daniel Harold Sturt. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 01, 2018, 11:10:28 AM
Regarding the Danny Way stuff, please read this to get details straight. This is from the guy who did over ten years and seems bitter toward everyone involved, so it's obvious he's not covering for anyone.

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The early nineties were rife with rumours around what you, Danny Way, Tommy Caudill and the rest of the XYZ crew were getting up to, as you all seemed to run ran pretty wild. The skate rumour mill and things hinted at in Big Brother gave the impression that you were throwing stuff through car windows, shooting at horses, fighting Markovich and some other pretty sketchy shit, was that an accurate representation of you guys at the time?
We were definitely wild kids or young adults. Those are actually the mellower events that took place; however, I don?t remember any horse getting shot? I don?t remember ever hurting animals. The Markovich story was all Danny. Kris hooked up with the chick Danny was going out with at the time (Karen) and supposedly talked shit about Danny. Earlier that day we had tracked down a guy that had broken into Danny?s car and stole his cell phone, wallet and stereo. When we confronted the guy he admitted to stealing Danny?s stuff, but said he sold it, didn?t have any money and that Danny was burnt. The guy basically said ?Fuck you! You aint getting shit.? Instead of Danny beating his ass he pee?d all over himself. I was actually embarrassed for Danny so I beat the dude up. When we got back to XYZ and told Tommy what happened he (Tommy) ridiculed Danny hard. He told him how disgusted he was with Danny and what a pussy he was. So, when the opportunity presented itself to redeem himself by fighting Kris he took it. It didn?t end well for Danny. As far as the other stuff, yeah, we were gnarly vandals. I don?t even remember half the shit we did. Between Danny, Tommy, Colin, Jordan Richter and myself we were always trying to one up each other. For me that crap grew to becoming physically violent. What used to be juvenile bullshit had grown to me becoming a full on criminal. It was a dark path I was on, for sure.
Clearly Steve Mateus and Danny Way were with you that night. Presumably you were all just out for a drink, was there something in particular that got you all fired up?
Yes. While I was in prison I had no access to the internet or gossip sites. I really was in the dark as to what people thought happened. When I paroled I began reading that shit and was floored. There?s rumors that Danny and I were driving around looking to kill somebody; that we got caught with a body in the trunk of a car; that we were shooting illegal aliens crossing the border. All of it beyond ridiculous! I definitely was drunk that night. In those days sobriety wasn?t in the cards. The bar was serving free beer and to a 20 year old drunk free beer is the greatest thing ever.
There are lots of rumours, theories and pure speculation as to what went down and who did what that night outside the bar in Azusa. Could you clear it all up once and for all and give us a detailed breakdown of the night - who exactly was there, what actually happened, why it happened and how drunk/high you guys were at the time?
Here?s the abbreviated version: A bunch of us showed up to this private party at a bar. The only notable skaters there were Ronnie Bertino and Danny. Danny told me that some guy (Keith Ogden) was coming on to him and laughing about it. Keith had obviously wandered into a hornets nest if what Danny said to me was true. So, I walked Keith out of the bar, told him it was a private party and to split or he?s going to get beat up. I didn?t threaten him personally. What?s tolerated now wasn?t in that era and a guy coming on to another guy in a bar that isn?t a gay bar was all bad. Awhile later he came back so I escorted him out again since there was no official security. By that time I was drunk and did threaten him. Still, nothing physical took place. An hour or so goes by and we hear that there?s a fight out front. When I walk out the door the first thing I see is Danny Way out cold, bleeding from the mouth. I asked out loud who hit Danny and Steve Mateus responded with ?That fag sucker punched Danny!? So, we get Danny back inside the bar and he?s clueless as to what happened. A bit later I find out that Keith?s behind the bar so I go out there with the intention of kicking his ass for sucker punching Danny. To me and everybody else in the bar, Keith appeared to be drunk. In reality he was suffering from a pre-existing brain injury. He actually left L.A. County Medical Center (General Hospital) the day before AMA (against Medical Advice). The hematoma on his brain was so large that the doctors were debating whether to drill a hole in his head to relieve the pressure on his brain. Anyway, I began walking Keith away from the bar with the intent to beat his ass. While I was walking away it became quite clear that the guy was in no position to fight. Then this guy Robert comes running up from behind, jumps in the air and kicks Keith in the back. Keith?s head slammed into my face from being kicked into me and even though it wasn?t his fault, all of my anger was directed towards him. I took out that anger on Keith in a physical manner. I kicked him about three to five times in the upper torso and face. Steve Mateus then began kicking him as well. I told Steve to stop, which he did. Keith was definitely fucked up and unconscious, but alive. None of us knew he had this pre-existing brain injury and was dying. We just felt he got KO?d. An hour later the cops show up and what does a skater do when he sees cops? He splits. I didn?t really think anything of it. The next morning I found out that Keith had died. I couldn?t believe it. Once I was arrested three weeks later a lot of stuff came to light. First up, Danny hadn?t gotten sucker punched by Keith. Danny was the one who sucker punched Keith and then some guy in turn punched Danny. Also, after the incident where I kicked Keith behind the bar, Steve Mateus went back out and stomped the life out of him with nobody around to see. Steve was wearing a size 8 Vans shoe that night and left that diamond sole pattern of a Vans shoe on Keith?s face and in blood around Keith?s final resting spot. Vans was my shoe sponsor from 1988 right up till the point of my arrest in 1993. I wore a size 10. There were no size 10 patterns anywhere in the vicinity. The whole thing was a mess. The legal proceedings that followed were a joke. When it comes to the law you get what you pay for and I was broke. My court appointed lawyer was awful. Not only that, but Steve Mateus made a deal with the prosecution for a light sentence (6 years where he only served 3) in exchange for his testimony (lies) against me. The judge railroaded me into a life sentence as well. He should have given the jury the option of manslaughter, which is what this case really was. Instead they had two options: 1st and 2nd degree murder, both carry life sentences. After a day of deliberations the jury came back and wanted to know if they could find me guilty of manslaughter instead of murder. He said ?No!? and they ended up finding me guilty of the lesser of the two charges, 2nd degree murder. I was then sentenced to 15 years to life and shipped off to prison. A month later that same judge (George Trammell) was brought up on some serious corruption charges. Google his name. That?s basically what went down. My actions were definitely criminal. I deserved to do some time; however, 19 years, 1 month and 8 days is a ridiculous amount of time for what I did.
Were the other guys arrested as well?
The only other person that was charged in this case was Steve Mateus. Like I mentioned beforehand, he made a deal with the prosecution. The guy who started it all (Robert) was never arrested or charged. Either was Danny. There was a point in the legal proceeding where Steve Mateus?s attorney started to blame Danny for what happened. I was ready to do an open plea for 30 years to life to pull Danny out of this. My loyalty to Danny was solid and has remained solid since day one. Unfortunately Danny?s caught up in his own world and can?t see beyond what benefits him. To me it?s sad.
Obviously it's pretty much worst case scenario in terms of the outcome, apart from leaving the house at all that night, what are your main regrets from what happened?
I laugh when I hear people say they have no regrets in life. Everybody has regrets. They might not be as big as mine, but they have regrets. My biggest regret was that I took part in taking a man?s life. Even though there were circumstances involved, the bottom line remains; I?m responsible for the loss of Keith. I should have been a man that stepped up and put a stop to what happened. Instead I charged forward. The whole reason I attacked Keith was out of a fucked up sense of loyalty to Danny. I felt like I had to redeem and protect a guy who I viewed as a brother. There is no main regret. There?s a whole bunch!
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Wasn't there another interview? I could have sworn I saw another interview floating around that I cant seem to find that has the story told another way. Maybe I'm tripping?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: tortfeasor on May 01, 2018, 11:19:48 AM
 
there is a conspiracy to keep down revive.  all the hate is astroturfing paid for and sponsored by corporate shills. the industry is terrified that Revives ability to sell an equivalent product for a slightly lesser price is going to take everyone down.  so the industry brought together an elite group of shitposters to flood message boards.  if you dont belive me just  look in the back catalog of slap you can see that right before all this hate started a major industry player took a Pal to lunch. Connect the dots sheeple. 

these guys are good... so good that some of you don't even realize they are in this very thread......
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on May 01, 2018, 11:19:58 AM
Donny Barley has a family and at least owns a piece of Civil skate shops in the RI area.

Dave Swift straight up shows the Indy roller skates in his Raiders of the Lost Archive video segment so that is not even a rumor. Are we questioning if Fausto was bummed on them? Seems legit to me.

Can anyone post the full interview with that one guy from Muckmouth? I've been trying to read that for a while now. Is that excerpt Bobby Peru posted from that? I kind of assumed it was.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Tyroneshoelaces on May 01, 2018, 11:22:08 AM
Damn.  that swindell interview was gnarly.  that's the first time i'd ever read it, and i'm not saying it 100% is, but given that it was spoken and transcipted, comes off with an air of authenticity that is really hard to fake. 

it doesn't exonerate any of them of wrongdoing at some level at all, in fact, sounds like Danny might have lit the fuse that would eventually lead to his death. also i don't really care what the "something" is, if you are asked nicely to stop something more than once at a party, you should stop, especially if you are with a bunch of dangerous maniacs
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ungzilla on May 01, 2018, 11:28:37 AM
I know there are probably a ton of theories about this, but I just want to know what the fuck happened to Daniel Harold Sturt.

i thought he was just like the photography version of lennie kirk, (i.e. you and i and everyone are all definitely all going to hell) but with significantly less prison
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: lampshade on May 01, 2018, 11:31:03 AM
Damn.  that swindell interview was gnarly.  that's the first time i'd ever read it, and i'm not saying it 100% is, but given that it was spoken and transcipted, comes off with an air of authenticity that is really hard to fake. 

it doesn't exonerate any of them of wrongdoing at some level at all, in fact, sounds like Danny might have lit the fuse that would eventually lead to his death. also i don't really care what the "something" is, if you are asked nicely to stop something more than once at a party, you should stop, especially if you are with a bunch of dangerous maniacs

It sounded pretty legit.  Still pretty tough to take that kind of jail time based off friendship.  If true, DWay should pay that guy for the rest of his life. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: happenstance on May 01, 2018, 11:45:15 AM
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I know there are probably a ton of theories about this, but I just want to know what the fuck happened to Daniel Harold Sturt.
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i thought he was just like the photography version of lennie kirk, (i.e. you and i and everyone are all definitely all going to hell) but with significantly less prison
Yeah, I don't think there is much to understand what actually "happened" to him. He shot some of the greatest skate photos of all time and slowly transitioned out of it as he got older, which is what happens to most people in skateboarding.

I think what is more interesting about DHS is all the things he did while he was around (posing as airport personnel to poach Danny Way on the 'DC Super Ramp', poaching JT's TWS cover from a distance, escaping the fuzz on the J Wray cover, requiring 'the potential for death' to actually come out and shoot, etc.). I am sure there are many more known and unknown stories about him.

I really hope one day someone does an in-depth interview with him, but from what I understand, he has little desire to be involved these days.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ManMelt on May 01, 2018, 11:47:28 AM
but he did that scientology "commercial" in 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBtEd631i0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBtEd631i0)

I especially enjoyed the part around the :44 mark, when he talks about doing what HE wanted to do, and not what others wanted, because we all know how much Scientology encourages free thought and action. He also mentions that through L. Ron’s teachings he can “literally” do any trick he thinks possible. He says the word literally. I don’t think many young people know the true definition of that word, but I hear it used constantly.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doomstation55 on May 01, 2018, 11:50:17 AM

there is a conspiracy to keep down revive.  all the hate is astroturfing paid for and sponsored by corporate shills. the industry is terrified that Revives ability to sell an equivalent product for a slightly lesser price is going to take everyone down.  so the industry brought together an elite group of shitposters to flood message boards.  if you dont belive me just  look in the back catalog of slap you can see that right before all this hate started a major industry player took a Pal to lunch. Connect the dots sheeple. 

these guys are good... so good that some of you don't even realize they are in this very thread......

Fuck, you know how in that batman flick the joker said, "if you're good at something never do it for free."

I will now no longer shit on the terrible Revive until I get paid. Please corporate shills PM me I will literally do it for like $10.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on May 01, 2018, 12:12:30 PM
companies with big $$ that have videos coming out(for sale) soon will have a rider appearing on a Thrasher cover.

Companies(in any industry) do not move production to China for quality.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Bumpovertrash on May 01, 2018, 12:38:43 PM
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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.


Also I believe there's a reason that its insidiously designed to sell your life to Element brand
Look at Terry Kennedy when he got shot not one of his teammate's from element came to see him through?! So what's that say about loyalty...... Baker had his back.
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Don't forget Toy Machine Donny Barley vs Element Donny Barley
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Jesus fucking Fernandez, where the actual fuck is Donny Barley.

I hope Matt Bennet doesn’t go the same way; have a notable trick named after him> decentish pro career> element> watery obscurity.
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He skipped the element > watery obscurity part by getting a job at Vans a few years ago.

Matt still rips at the vans demos as well
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 01, 2018, 01:17:31 PM

there is a conspiracy to keep down revive.  all the hate is astroturfing paid for and sponsored by corporate shills. the industry is terrified that Revives ability to sell an equivalent product for a slightly lesser price is going to take everyone down.  so the industry brought together an elite group of shitposters to flood message boards.  if you dont belive me just  look in the back catalog of slap you can see that right before all this hate started a major industry player took a Pal to lunch. Connect the dots sheeple. 

these guys are good... so good that some of you don't even realize they are in this very thread......

Lol, but wasnt there an industry meeting at the berrics a couple years ago that alerted a bunch of struggling core brands that Revive and other Youtube brands were beasting them sales wise. Thats when you started seeing more online content from crailtap.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pretty Serious on May 01, 2018, 01:19:12 PM
Redbull hats are surgically grafted to the scalp. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: smellsdead on May 01, 2018, 01:50:43 PM
south centrals boards are manufactured by prisoners

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on May 01, 2018, 01:51:36 PM
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I know there are probably a ton of theories about this, but I just want to know what the fuck happened to Daniel Harold Sturt.
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i thought he was just like the photography version of lennie kirk, (i.e. you and i and everyone are all definitely all going to hell) but with significantly less prison
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Yeah, I don't think there is much to understand what actually "happened" to him. He shot some of the greatest skate photos of all time and slowly transitioned out of it as he got older, which is what happens to most people in skateboarding.

I think what is more interesting about DHS is all the things he did while he was around (posing as airport personnel to poach Danny Way on the 'DC Super Ramp', poaching JT's TWS cover from a distance, escaping the fuzz on the J Wray cover, requiring 'the potential for death' to actually come out and shoot, etc.). I am sure there are many more known and unknown stories about him.

I really hope one day someone does an in-depth interview with him, but from what I understand, he has little desire to be involved these days.
Pretty sure he's still around if someone is down to pay him, he just has no internet presence so people think he's gone, i could also see him being some magazine purist and only shooting things if they are gonna go to print.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: lampshade on May 01, 2018, 02:13:53 PM
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I know there are probably a ton of theories about this, but I just want to know what the fuck happened to Daniel Harold Sturt.
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i thought he was just like the photography version of lennie kirk, (i.e. you and i and everyone are all definitely all going to hell) but with significantly less prison
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Yeah, I don't think there is much to understand what actually "happened" to him. He shot some of the greatest skate photos of all time and slowly transitioned out of it as he got older, which is what happens to most people in skateboarding.

I think what is more interesting about DHS is all the things he did while he was around (posing as airport personnel to poach Danny Way on the 'DC Super Ramp', poaching JT's TWS cover from a distance, escaping the fuzz on the J Wray cover, requiring 'the potential for death' to actually come out and shoot, etc.). I am sure there are many more known and unknown stories about him.

I really hope one day someone does an in-depth interview with him, but from what I understand, he has little desire to be involved these days.
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Pretty sure he's still around if someone is down to pay him, he just has no internet presence so people think he's gone, i could also see him being some magazine purist and only shooting things if they are gonna go to print.

Yes. One of the best to ever do it.  A lot of his Southern California shots are great.  Maybe the internet/Instagram age was too much or too corny?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 01, 2018, 02:18:59 PM
I'm kinda surprised at how many rumors and conspiracy theories wound up being true over the years. From hearing that BA was gay way back when he was on Toy Machine, to pretty much everyone on Girl/ Choco being crack heads, to the whole DWay thing, all of that wound up coming to light as factual. It just goes to show that skateboarding is full of gossipy bitches who are unable to keep to themselves.

I would say that the one I always come back to is how Crailtap/ skateboard media tried to cover up Guy's crack cocaine addiction, and then just attributing it to general depression without cause once it came to light. I remember when skateboardrumors.com came around back in the early 2000's, I used to be really heavy on it for a long time. We wrote about everything we heard through the grapevine regardless of how fucked it was, and for some reason no one was talking about Guy's disappearance from skateboarding and why it happened. The only time I ever had any sort of backlash was when I posted about why Guy disappeared, and I told the story I had heard from my friends in Manhattan and BK about him becoming a crackhead after sleeping with Justin Pierce's fiance (Guy's current wife) and Justin subsequently hanging himself in his Vegas hotel room. Guy wasn't allowed to come back to NYC for quite sometime after all of that happened, as the skateboard community here wasn't all that welcoming after the fact for obvious reasons. Well, that thread became the biggest thing on that board at the time and was subsequently taken down w/ my account suspended. I found it weird due to the nature of the board, I mean we talked about everything from Ryan Fabry fucking Sheffey's wife to Danny Gonzalez being blackballed from the industry due to his Thrasher Skate and Destroy videogame lawsuit (where his kickflip melon at Wallenburg was swept under the rug) to DWay evading murder charges on behalf of Josh Swindell. So I did what plenty of people here do, and I made a new account with a similar name and re-made the post. I included everything from the original, with an update on what happend to my acct and asked publicly why I was ostracized. One of the mods popped up, and said that I was spreading false information and that they can't stake their reputation and bla bla bla "Guy doesn't even have a drug problem, you made that up." I was banned a second time from there, and the board pretty much became a police state for anyone who attempted to revive the topic. Skateboardrumors.com only lasted another few months to a year after that, but during the time it was still around I was able to find out that someone who worked at Crailtap actually knew the guys who modded the message board and demanded that the topic be censored, and that was why the thread was considered "taboo." Even today, there was no mention of why Guy spiraled out of control with his crack addiction in his Epicly Later'd; it's as if Guy was just someone who was having a normal bad day and picked up a crack pipe and that was that. And it wasn't anything malicious on my part, since Guy is (or at least was) one of my favorite skateboarders. Hell, I was riding a Guy Mariano Krooked guest board during the time I made that thread, and I still have another one in my room since I bought it thinking it'd be the last board I would be able to buy with his name on it. The only other time I faced any sort of repercussion on skateboardrumors.com was when I mentioned that cocaine was involved in Keenan Milton's death; my post was removed, but the ones that simply said "drinking" or "partying" were left up since it didn't cross the line in their eyes.

That's the only personal skateboarding "conspiracy" that I could come up with, the rest are just rumors (many of which I know to be true) about individual skateboarders that don't involve another individual planning for or against something in particular, and many of them have already been listed in this thread.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 01, 2018, 02:34:09 PM
Big brand companys offer riders incentives to either start their own or ride for smaller companies. Causing an over saturated market for skateboard brands. This causes more diverse options so the money spent on decks is distributed more widely, making skaters rely more so on their corporate shoe sponsor for a living wage... or some shit like that


It's true that shoe companies offer incentives for co-branding, think Nike/ Numbers, Es/ DGK, Lakai/ Baker, Adidas/ Palace, Cons/ Chocolate. It's not as malicious as your last line would make it sound though; the only way it would be feasible is if Nike/ Adidas/ Cons actually had some sort of ownership in these companies they co-brand, which they don't. Lakai is the only one who's owners also own hardgoods brands. It's just cross marketing to increase sales through associated brand recognition. Besides, pro skateboarders were primarily paid from their shoe sponsor even when the skate shoe market was dominated by "core" companies, many of which weren't eating well off their board sales.

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: my english is bad on May 01, 2018, 02:48:08 PM
the Deer man of the Dark woods is Alex Chalmers
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dwyck on May 01, 2018, 02:55:02 PM
A shop owner once told me that Think was deliberately kept around just to lose money, as some kind of Producers-esque plan to get tax breaks.

i remember feedback ted saying it was a drug front
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on May 01, 2018, 03:29:44 PM
Damn.  that swindell interview was gnarly.  that's the first time i'd ever read it, and i'm not saying it 100% is, but given that it was spoken and transcipted, comes off with an air of authenticity that is really hard to fake. 

it doesn't exonerate any of them of wrongdoing at some level at all, in fact, sounds like Danny might have lit the fuse that would eventually lead to his death. also i don't really care what the "something" is, if you are asked nicely to stop something more than once at a party, you should stop, especially if you are with a bunch of dangerous maniacs
Yeah that interview blew me away and I heard a watered down version of the story as he was being vague where this was in depth. Honestly those involved Danny and the dude who stomped the fuck outta Keith should have taken one for the team.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: MOUNTAIN on May 01, 2018, 03:30:20 PM
I knew the Guy story, but I didnt know that it was Casper. HOLY SHIT!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jomeara1 on May 01, 2018, 03:37:18 PM
I'm kinda surprised at how many rumors and conspiracy theories wound up being true over the years. From hearing that BA was gay way back when he was on Toy Machine, to pretty much everyone on Girl/ Choco being crack heads, to the whole DWay thing, all of that wound up coming to light as factual. It just goes to show that skateboarding is full of gossipy bitches who are unable to keep to themselves.

I would say that the one I always come back to is how Crailtap/ skateboard media tried to cover up Guy's crack cocaine addiction, and then just attributing it to general depression without cause once it came to light. I remember when skateboardrumors.com came around back in the early 2000's, I used to be really heavy on it for a long time. We wrote about everything we heard through the grapevine regardless of how fucked it was, and for some reason no one was talking about Guy's disappearance from skateboarding and why it happened. The only time I ever had any sort of backlash was when I posted about why Guy disappeared, and I told the story I had heard from my friends in Manhattan and BK about him becoming a crackhead after sleeping with Justin Pierce's fiance (Guy's current wife) and Justin subsequently hanging himself in his Vegas hotel room. Guy wasn't allowed to come back to NYC for quite sometime after all of that happened, as the skateboard community here wasn't all that welcoming after the fact for obvious reasons. Well, that thread became the biggest thing on that board at the time and was subsequently taken down w/ my account suspended. I found it weird due to the nature of the board, I mean we talked about everything from Ryan Fabry fucking Sheffey's wife to Danny Gonzalez being blackballed from the industry due to his Thrasher Skate and Destroy videogame lawsuit (where his kickflip melon at Wallenburg was swept under the rug) to DWay evading murder charges on behalf of Josh Swindell. So I did what plenty of people here do, and I made a new account with a similar name and re-made the post. I included everything from the original, with an update on what happend to my acct and asked publicly why I was ostracized. One of the mods popped up, and said that I was spreading false information and that they can't stake their reputation and bla bla bla "Guy doesn't even have a drug problem, you made that up." I was banned a second time from there, and the board pretty much became a police state for anyone who attempted to revive the topic. Skateboardrumors.com only lasted another few months to a year after that, but during the time it was still around I was able to find out that someone who worked at Crailtap actually knew the guys who modded the message board and demanded that the topic be censored, and that was why the thread was considered "taboo." Even today, there was no mention of why Guy spiraled out of control with his crack addiction in his Epicly Later'd; it's as if Guy was just someone who was having a normal bad day and picked up a crack pipe and that was that. And it wasn't anything malicious on my part, since Guy is (or at least was) one of my favorite skateboarders. Hell, I was riding a Guy Mariano Krooked guest board during the time I made that thread, and I still have another one in my room since I bought it thinking it'd be the last board I would be able to buy with his name on it. The only other time I faced any sort of repercussion on skateboardrumors.com was when I mentioned that cocaine was involved in Keenan Milton's death; my post was removed, but the ones that simply said "drinking" or "partying" were left up since it didn't cross the line in their eyes.

That's the only personal skateboarding "conspiracy" that I could come up with, the rest are just rumors (many of which I know to be true) about individual skateboarders that don't involve another individual planning for or against something in particular, and many of them have already been listed in this thread.

Interesting. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sluggers on May 01, 2018, 03:56:00 PM
I'm kinda surprised at how many rumors and conspiracy theories wound up being true over the years. From hearing that BA was gay way back when he was on Toy Machine, to pretty much everyone on Girl/ Choco being crack heads, to the whole DWay thing, all of that wound up coming to light as factual. It just goes to show that skateboarding is full of gossipy bitches who are unable to keep to themselves.

I would say that the one I always come back to is how Crailtap/ skateboard media tried to cover up Guy's crack cocaine addiction, and then just attributing it to general depression without cause once it came to light. I remember when skateboardrumors.com came around back in the early 2000's, I used to be really heavy on it for a long time. We wrote about everything we heard through the grapevine regardless of how fucked it was, and for some reason no one was talking about Guy's disappearance from skateboarding and why it happened. The only time I ever had any sort of backlash was when I posted about why Guy disappeared, and I told the story I had heard from my friends in Manhattan and BK about him becoming a crackhead after sleeping with Justin Pierce's fiance (Guy's current wife) and Justin subsequently hanging himself in his Vegas hotel room. Guy wasn't allowed to come back to NYC for quite sometime after all of that happened, as the skateboard community here wasn't all that welcoming after the fact for obvious reasons. Well, that thread became the biggest thing on that board at the time and was subsequently taken down w/ my account suspended. I found it weird due to the nature of the board, I mean we talked about everything from Ryan Fabry fucking Sheffey's wife to Danny Gonzalez being blackballed from the industry due to his Thrasher Skate and Destroy videogame lawsuit (where his kickflip melon at Wallenburg was swept under the rug) to DWay evading murder charges on behalf of Josh Swindell. So I did what plenty of people here do, and I made a new account with a similar name and re-made the post. I included everything from the original, with an update on what happend to my acct and asked publicly why I was ostracized. One of the mods popped up, and said that I was spreading false information and that they can't stake their reputation and bla bla bla "Guy doesn't even have a drug problem, you made that up." I was banned a second time from there, and the board pretty much became a police state for anyone who attempted to revive the topic. Skateboardrumors.com only lasted another few months to a year after that, but during the time it was still around I was able to find out that someone who worked at Crailtap actually knew the guys who modded the message board and demanded that the topic be censored, and that was why the thread was considered "taboo." Even today, there was no mention of why Guy spiraled out of control with his crack addiction in his Epicly Later'd; it's as if Guy was just someone who was having a normal bad day and picked up a crack pipe and that was that. And it wasn't anything malicious on my part, since Guy is (or at least was) one of my favorite skateboarders. Hell, I was riding a Guy Mariano Krooked guest board during the time I made that thread, and I still have another one in my room since I bought it thinking it'd be the last board I would be able to buy with his name on it. The only other time I faced any sort of repercussion on skateboardrumors.com was when I mentioned that cocaine was involved in Keenan Milton's death; my post was removed, but the ones that simply said "drinking" or "partying" were left up since it didn't cross the line in their eyes.

That's the only personal skateboarding "conspiracy" that I could come up with, the rest are just rumors (many of which I know to be true) about individual skateboarders that don't involve another individual planning for or against something in particular, and many of them have already been listed in this thread.

Gnarly. Thanks for the write-up.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: euro tm on May 01, 2018, 04:40:49 PM
redbull pays cj collins under the table because he's legally too young to ride for them
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on May 01, 2018, 04:46:10 PM
pj ladd is a reptilian shapeshifter
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 01, 2018, 04:49:49 PM
I knew the Guy story, but I didnt know that it was Casper. HOLY SHIT!
I was so bummed hearing about him hanging himself,and now hearing about Guy...fuck man.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: childhood on May 01, 2018, 04:53:30 PM
http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html
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Post by: Chavo on May 01, 2018, 05:37:34 PM
http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html

I've seen that before and it's still awful.

I think the drug problem started way before any of that other stuff (crack also being a euphemism for heroin). Like others said, it was the whole "campus" along with many others in skateboarding who had drug/alcohol problems.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: carbonite on May 01, 2018, 05:45:30 PM
1. there was an "industry memo" around 1993 to stop everyone from wearing plain white t-shirts and skating blank boards

2. Kanten Russell was maybe supposed to be on Plan B, but Mike T just used INSANE footage of him to motivate everyone else to film for Questionable
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 01, 2018, 05:50:03 PM
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I've seen that before and it's still awful.

I think the drug problem started way before any of that other stuff (crack also being a euphemism for heroin). Like others said, it was the whole "campus" along with many others in skateboarding who had drug/alcohol problems.


Whoever writes these must have foresaw this sort of thread coming....


There's still something to say about Gino . . .


but it isn't found contemplating why he was the only World kid to have that #lineinTwentyShot in #" cold (especially in the Summer ) ass  SF", —shirtless (after filming that line at the top wearing the white Menace T). Yeah, Gino's gay and all but you couldn't come to that conclusion simply from that one stray observation, and if you honestly still think you could from that, well then, you probably just don't know Gino, really.

http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/search/label/Gino
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on May 01, 2018, 06:40:35 PM
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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.


Also I believe there's a reason that its insidiously designed to sell your life to Element brand
Look at Terry Kennedy when he got shot not one of his teammate's from element came to see him through?! So what's that say about loyalty...... Baker had his back.
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Don't forget Toy Machine Donny Barley vs Element Donny Barley
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Jesus fucking Fernandez, where the actual fuck is Donny Barley.

I hope Matt Bennet doesn’t go the same way; have a notable trick named after him> decentish pro career> element> watery obscurity.
Want to talk about Element being shitty and bad for good Pros, let's discuss Jeremy Wray. This is a guy who should be cashing checks to this day on legend status similar to other dudes in the industry.

If Jeremy Wray stayed with a legit board company, he'd still be sponsored in some sort of role as a legend and probably be on something like Nike/Adidas etc. Pretty much every other 90's pro who was on his level is still cashing checks to this day, unless they kooked themselves out of the industry (Henry Sanchez). Instead, he's running a tiny board brand with his brother.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on May 01, 2018, 07:01:28 PM
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I've seen that before and it's still awful.

I think the drug problem started way before any of that other stuff (crack also being a euphemism for heroin). Like others said, it was the whole "campus" along with many others in skateboarding who had drug/alcohol problems.
It may have been the breaking point into full on mess constantly on LA's skid row, from just doing a bunch of drugs with friends occasionally.

While Guy was on the original Girl team, didn't the LA Boys like Rudy, Gabriel, and Paulo actually mostly hang out with the Menace/Lockwood crew (Fabian, Joey Surriel). A bunch of those guys ended up having serious issues outside of Rudy.

It just seemed pretty prevalent among most of the skaters in that era. Its not like the guys were heavily seperated by what team they were on. There were guys riding for a bunch of different brands also getting up to shit like that at EMB.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 01, 2018, 07:12:36 PM
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I've seen that before and it's still awful.

I think the drug problem started way before any of that other stuff (crack also being a euphemism for heroin). Like others said, it was the whole "campus" along with many others in skateboarding who had drug/alcohol problems.
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It may have been the breaking point into full on mess constantly on LA's skid row, from just doing a bunch of drugs with friends occasionally.

While Guy was on the original Girl team, didn't the LA Boys like Rudy, Gabriel, and Paulo actually mostly hang out with the Menace/Lockwood crew (Fabian, Joey Surriel). A bunch of those guys ended up having serious issues outside of Rudy.

It just seemed pretty prevalent among most of the skaters in that era. Its not like the guys were heavily seperated by what team they were on. There were guys riding for a bunch of different brands also getting up to shit like that at EMB.

You're right in saying that it wasn't exclusive to Girl/ Chocolate, but remember that all of those guys were under the same umbrella at World and were still pretty much a crew when the Girl guys split. Also, Rudy had serious issues like the rest of them, it's just not as publicized.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on May 01, 2018, 07:22:30 PM
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I've seen that before and it's still awful.

I think the drug problem started way before any of that other stuff (crack also being a euphemism for heroin). Like others said, it was the whole "campus" along with many others in skateboarding who had drug/alcohol problems.
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It may have been the breaking point into full on mess constantly on LA's skid row, from just doing a bunch of drugs with friends occasionally.

While Guy was on the original Girl team, didn't the LA Boys like Rudy, Gabriel, and Paulo actually mostly hang out with the Menace/Lockwood crew (Fabian, Joey Surriel). A bunch of those guys ended up having serious issues outside of Rudy.

It just seemed pretty prevalent among most of the skaters in that era. Its not like the guys were heavily seperated by what team they were on. There were guys riding for a bunch of different brands also getting up to shit like that at EMB.
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You're right in saying that it wasn't exclusive to Girl/ Chocolate, but remember that all of those guys were under the same umbrella at World and were still pretty much a crew when the Girl guys split. Also, Rudy had serious issues like the rest of them, it's just not as publicized.
I assume all those guys got up to shit. Some it was just youthful partying, for others it became a debilitating issue.

It's always going to be a common part of skateboarding, it may reduce over years but it will always happen. We are talking about young males, who tend to be adrenaline hunters and if successful make more than most 20-year-olds and have limited responsibilities. Put that combination in the middle of LA, and you'll get the same stuff and see it over and over again. Just look at the Baker/Warner Ave crew. Same shit just slightly later.

That is pretty funny though how that thread was shut down though at the time and turned out to be true.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on May 01, 2018, 07:51:18 PM
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A shop owner once told me that Think was deliberately kept around just to lose money, as some kind of Producers-esque plan to get tax breaks.
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i remember feedback ted saying it was a drug front
Don't know particularly about think but most skate companies that go under get sold to Japanese mega corporations that resurrect them, if the catch one everything is great, if they'd one they are used as tax right offs, don't fully understand how that works but someone told me you put all the big salaries under the failing company and the right off that loss at the end of the year.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WarmUpZone on May 01, 2018, 08:28:44 PM
Think's demise, I had heard from reps for High Speed back when it was the Funzalida fiasco, was just Greg Carrol and Keith Cochrane (or whoever was calling the shots) wanting it to be fresh rather than hesh. Once Wade, the Butcher, and Pete the Ox were all gone they couldn't wait to swap over to Krooked, the newest DLX company. Not really a Producers-esque conspiracy, but just a couple of idiots making bad choices.

Which would lead to the whole thing with DLX (Real, Anti-Hero, Spitfire, Thunder, Krooked...), High Speed (Think, Lucky, Venture) as well as Indy, Thrasher, and even this here SLAP all being under the Fausto Vitello empire and basically all coming from the same place in SF. I believe Indy, Thunder, and Venture all come out of the same (made in the USA!) manufacturing plant.
And this collusion between Deluxe and Thrasher is why skaters like Jamie Thomas and others were banned by Thrasher for some time.

I kind of assume this is all common knowledge and not as juicy as the Guy/Justin thing, which was also kind of a well known secret.

Another good conspiracy that I can confirm is true with at least a few pros is that they ALL ride Bones Swiss bearings.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: tom on May 01, 2018, 08:40:42 PM
http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html
that was written by someone else long after he had committed suicide
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Chavo on May 01, 2018, 09:01:21 PM
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that was written by someone else long after he had committed suicide

I can only guess that it was written by Jason Rogers pretending to be Ted Barrow.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on May 01, 2018, 09:19:48 PM
Think's demise, I had heard from reps for High Speed back when it was the Funzalida fiasco, was just Greg Carrol and Keith Cochrane (or whoever was calling the shots) wanting it to be fresh rather than hesh. Once Wade, the Butcher, and Pete the Ox were all gone they couldn't wait to swap over to Krooked, the newest DLX company. Not really a Producers-esque conspiracy, but just a couple of idiots making bad choices.

Which would lead to the whole thing with DLX (Real, Anti-Hero, Spitfire, Thunder, Krooked...), High Speed (Think, Lucky, Venture) as well as Indy, Thrasher, and even this here SLAP all being under the Fausto Vitello empire and basically all coming from the same place in SF. I believe Indy, Thunder, and Venture all come out of the same (made in the USA!) manufacturing plant.
And this collusion between Deluxe and Thrasher is why skaters like Jamie Thomas and others were banned by Thrasher for some time.

I kind of assume this is all common knowledge and not as juicy as the Guy/Justin thing, which was also kind of a well known secret.

Another good conspiracy that I can confirm is true with at least a few pros is that they ALL ride Bones Swiss bearings.
Pretty sure Jamie Thomas banged someone high-up at DLX (or affiliated companies) girl or wife, and that got him booted from Indy, Spitfire and banned from Thrasher. Jamie moved out to Cali when he was on Real flow, and was kicked off Spitfire.

I don't think they've ever really had issues with competing brands. Pretty sure Rickk and Mike have said Fausto was one of the first ot have their back after splitting with World.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on May 01, 2018, 10:10:44 PM
MIND CONTROL

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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GOKU on May 01, 2018, 11:02:27 PM
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that was written by someone else long after he had committed suicide

Isn't that pretty obvious? This blog is clearly that of some insane writer who is: pretty talented at creative writing/a huge skate nerd (who may probably know some people in the industry)/also a total nutcase, lol. If you read around the blog it seems to clearly be based off a select few people in the skate industry, just with some names changed around. It's so weird but also pretty well written and fascinating.

Guy Mariano is still with the lady who left Justin Pierce for him, she's in his Epicly Later'd. Her name is Gina or something, they're married and have a kid or 2.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GOKU on May 01, 2018, 11:16:52 PM
the Deer man of the Dark woods is Alex Chalmers

Also heard people claim Deer Man was Jon West, haha. Deer Man is some dude named Mike, there's old video parts of him unmasked but I can't remember his full name right now. That shit can be found with a little bit of effort.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SodaJerk on May 02, 2018, 12:57:12 AM
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http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html
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that was written by someone else long after he had committed suicide
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Isn't that pretty obvious? This blog is clearly that of some insane writer who is: pretty talented at creative writing/a huge skate nerd (who may probably know some people in the industry)/also a total nutcase, lol. If you read around the blog it seems to clearly be based off a select few people in the skate industry, just with some names changed around. It's so weird but also pretty well written and fascinating.

Guy Mariano is still with the lady who left Justin Pierce for him, she's in his Epicly Later'd. Her name is Gina or something, they're married and have a kid or 2.
It's fan fiction by some but who also sold them as dollar stories. He was in Slap and admitted to it and was shocked when people came at him for writing something pretending to be Justin after his suicide.

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First result for a search on "guy mariano justin pierce wife"

http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html?m=1 (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html?m=1)

"If you go around saying that I was extra upset because it was Guy who fucked Gina- then you shouldn't be talking about things that you don't know. For one thing, I couldn't even be bothered by Guy that much. Of course since I'm a skater, some would automatically assume I would just go to pieces because it was Guy Mariano who fucked my wife. But,if you must know, it would have hurt just the same if it had been someone like Dave Duren or Chris Pastras. "

I read this years ago and assumed it was real. I have no clue if it is or just more Internet bullshit. Either way.
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Guy vs Justin Pierce / entire NYC skate scene
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elaborate?
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(http://i.imgur.com/tKO0CGl.jpg)
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Man, its some tard writing from the perspective of Justin Pierce like a fucking weirdo. The guy mentions Harold being dead which happened way after Pierce killed himself. The person who wrote this needs help.
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Nah, Seneca (the "person who wrote this") doesn't need help. He's an incredible writer who just happens to use skateboarding as the medium for his stories.

Don't take shit so seriously, unless of course you were Justin's friend. It's a stab at literary fiction from a skater's point of view, even if it is a bit dark. The Dave Duren line was fucking poetry.
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He's writing fan fiction about the situation that led to someones suicide. Its straight up disrespectful to everyone involved and a situation he probably knows little about. Writing fan fiction about some ones suicide and how they felt is beyond morbid and the writing isn't that talented regardless of what you think. 
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maybe you should COMMIT SUICIDE
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Wow..your very first post on slap is to tell someone to commit suicide?? Might as well just focus your account now..do us all and yourself a favor.
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Along these lines,  also from the perspective of Justin Pierce, Seneca Garcia has written a One Dollar Story called "It's Impossible for me to Make Imaginary Love to You, Because Even When I Beat Off It Seems Too Good to be True" which mostly takes place inside Supreme and in Justin's head, a really strong work. (full disclosure, I run One Dollar Stories) go to onedollarstories.bigcartel.com to buy some. We also have a story written by Scott Bourne and I have written some skate related fiction in our catalog. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sluggers on May 02, 2018, 01:28:46 AM
Gonz came at Natas just like Tanya Harding's goons to Nancy Kerrigan and whacked his ankle with a hockey stick ending his skate career.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: morningcommute on May 02, 2018, 04:27:38 AM
Galen Dekemper is midnite cruiser who does one dollar stories and is the dude who made the NY scene vid rich mahogany. is that right?

as an art school transplant to ny I wonder if he got any flack for putting that story zine out
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on May 02, 2018, 04:48:32 AM
i'm getting:
"By the time she fucked him, he wasn't the same person who did the nosegrind/heelflip/ tailslide line at San Pedro. That Guy had been long gone."
tatted around my neck
who the fuck are these people lol
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on May 02, 2018, 05:40:09 AM
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Think's demise, I had heard from reps for High Speed back when it was the Funzalida fiasco, was just Greg Carrol and Keith Cochrane (or whoever was calling the shots) wanting it to be fresh rather than hesh. Once Wade, the Butcher, and Pete the Ox were all gone they couldn't wait to swap over to Krooked, the newest DLX company. Not really a Producers-esque conspiracy, but just a couple of idiots making bad choices.

Which would lead to the whole thing with DLX (Real, Anti-Hero, Spitfire, Thunder, Krooked...), High Speed (Think, Lucky, Venture) as well as Indy, Thrasher, and even this here SLAP all being under the Fausto Vitello empire and basically all coming from the same place in SF. I believe Indy, Thunder, and Venture all come out of the same (made in the USA!) manufacturing plant.
And this collusion between Deluxe and Thrasher is why skaters like Jamie Thomas and others were banned by Thrasher for some time.

I kind of assume this is all common knowledge and not as juicy as the Guy/Justin thing, which was also kind of a well known secret.

Another good conspiracy that I can confirm is true with at least a few pros is that they ALL ride Bones Swiss bearings.
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Pretty sure Jamie Thomas banged someone high-up at DLX (or affiliated companies) girl or wife, and that got him booted from Indy, Spitfire and banned from Thrasher. Jamie moved out to Cali when he was on Real flow, and was kicked off Spitfire.

I don't think they've ever really had issues with competing brands. Pretty sure Rickk and Mike have said Fausto was one of the first ot have their back after splitting with World.
DLX used to have weird issues with competing brands in their own operation, both the original version of American Dream and Metropolitan Wheel company were shut down cuz they were doing better than Real and Spitfire, American Dream had to do with DLX didn't have enough ownership in the brand, Metropolitan cuz I guess you just can't outsell spitfire. I also remember that originally Supreme was started as an East Coast DLX store, one of the McGrath brother was sent to get it started. Do y'all remember when they had the blue box logo Deluxe stickers, then supreme had the same stickers but in red which became the Supreme box logo. I'm guessing it was originally a partnership with the Jebbia dude and eventually DLX just sold it all to him.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Zurg on May 02, 2018, 06:04:33 AM
Galen Dekemper is midnite cruiser who does one dollar stories and is the dude who made the NY scene vid rich mahogany. is that right?

as an art school transplant to ny I wonder if he got any flack for putting that story zine out

i think rob harris made rich mahogany. that guy/justin fan fiction is pretty fucked up to write. or maybe more so to release. i think midnite cruiser posted some of his videos on here that were mostly unwatchable. deer man is some dude named mike mckinlay i think. you can see him in old skate canadas
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jonny Utah on May 02, 2018, 08:33:35 AM
I've heard rumors about Vans being anti Jew, anyone wanna educate me on if this is true or false?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shark tits on May 02, 2018, 08:42:15 AM
i'm getting:
"By the time she fucked him, he wasn't the same person who did the nosegrind/heelflip/ tailslide line at San Pedro. That Guy had been long gone."
tatted around my neck
who the fuck are these people lol
jimi britches?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doomstation55 on May 02, 2018, 08:44:25 AM
I've heard rumors about Vans being anti Jew, anyone wanna educate me on if this is true or false?

I brought this up I think on here like one time and it's absolute hearsay and is more than likely BS. Friend of a friend's mom worked at Vans corporate and that's where he heard it. Said the waffle soles have the star of david on them to "stomp out the jews."

The more I think about it the more it sounds like some middle schooler made it up.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pointandclick on May 02, 2018, 08:46:21 AM
I've heard rumors about Vans being anti Jew, anyone wanna educate me on if this is true or false?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/star-quality/
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mystical Leader on May 02, 2018, 09:28:01 AM
That Brink has the whole story
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: bucketoftruth on May 02, 2018, 09:50:10 AM
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I've heard rumors about Vans being anti Jew, anyone wanna educate me on if this is true or false?
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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/star-quality/
Its partly true, but its not Vans' fault. The quality and quantity of skinhead garbage in the OC area is shocking and those idiots are known to jerk of on any hint of nazi symbolism.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: nopes on May 02, 2018, 09:51:51 AM
the biggest conspiracy is that there is a market for companies like SOVRN
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on May 02, 2018, 10:09:19 AM
some skaters were forced by THE INDUSTRY to change
up their fits, their style, their tricks and even their names
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 02, 2018, 10:16:09 AM
Chris Cole, Peter Raymondetta, and Elijah Berle are prime examples. Alex Olson's real name is Alex Parker and Sean Pablo's real name is Sean Murphy lol.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 02, 2018, 10:21:55 AM
Chris Cole, Peter Raymondetta, and Elijah Berle are prime examples. Alex Olson's real name is Alex Parker and Sean Pablo's real name is Sean Murphy lol.
Jon sciano vs Jon Scianneauxxxxlo
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SOTY on May 02, 2018, 10:28:20 AM
His name is Wilfred DesOrmeaux.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jacob Gary on May 02, 2018, 10:34:55 AM
Chris Cole, Peter Raymondetta, and Elijah Berle are prime examples. Alex Olson's real name is Alex Parker and Sean Pablo's real name is Sean Murphy lol.

Are you sure that Alex's real name isn't Olson? I was under the impression that he used Parker when he first started getting flow so that people wouldn't associate him with his dad.

Then he stopped being a punk bitch.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: zzz on May 02, 2018, 10:40:14 AM
I remember reading that van wastells team mates were acting like bitches about his drug use, maybe hiding them from him, and that was like the straw that broke the camels back and he suicided. Something like that.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 02, 2018, 10:58:13 AM
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Chris Cole, Peter Raymondetta, and Elijah Berle are prime examples. Alex Olson's real name is Alex Parker and Sean Pablo's real name is Sean Murphy lol.
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Are you sure that Alex's real name isn't Olson? I was under the impression that he used Parker when he first started getting flow so that people wouldn't associate him with his dad.

Then he stopped being a punk bitch.

Based on what Ive heard in interviews Parker was his mama's name who had custody of him until his teens, he changed it to Olson for notoriety. He didn't like saying his dad was Steve Olson when he was learning how to skate because people confused him with the Shorty's version.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jacob Gary on May 02, 2018, 11:00:23 AM
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Chris Cole, Peter Raymondetta, and Elijah Berle are prime examples. Alex Olson's real name is Alex Parker and Sean Pablo's real name is Sean Murphy lol.
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Are you sure that Alex's real name isn't Olson? I was under the impression that he used Parker when he first started getting flow so that people wouldn't associate him with his dad.

Then he stopped being a punk bitch.
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Based on what Ive heard in interviews Parker was his mama's name who had custody of him until his teens, he changed it to Olson for notoriety. He didn't like saying his dad was Steve Olson when he was learning how to skate because people confused him with the Shorty's version.

Rad, thanks Lenny.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: CrappyChan on May 02, 2018, 11:30:17 AM
Steve Olson invented the slappy in 1980

Jeff Tatum could've been a huge deal but he was too weird to get marketed

Blender deserves more that verbal blowjobs for  his service to our fair artsport

Truck bashes have existed since the 80's but all of the sudden that's the hot shit

All of the most gnarly tricks went down on the most fucked set ups
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: micky682 on May 02, 2018, 12:00:24 PM
So Van killed himself?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cosmicgypsies on May 02, 2018, 12:08:31 PM
Steve Olson invented the slappy in 1980

Jeff Tatum could've been a huge deal but he was too weird to get marketed

Blender deserves more that verbal blowjobs for  his service to our fair artsport

Truck bashes have existed since the 80's but all of the sudden that's the hot shit

All of the most gnarly tricks went down on the most fucked set ups

watches grossos love letters once
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on May 02, 2018, 12:22:35 PM
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Think's demise, I had heard from reps for High Speed back when it was the Funzalida fiasco, was just Greg Carrol and Keith Cochrane (or whoever was calling the shots) wanting it to be fresh rather than hesh. Once Wade, the Butcher, and Pete the Ox were all gone they couldn't wait to swap over to Krooked, the newest DLX company. Not really a Producers-esque conspiracy, but just a couple of idiots making bad choices.

Which would lead to the whole thing with DLX (Real, Anti-Hero, Spitfire, Thunder, Krooked...), High Speed (Think, Lucky, Venture) as well as Indy, Thrasher, and even this here SLAP all being under the Fausto Vitello empire and basically all coming from the same place in SF. I believe Indy, Thunder, and Venture all come out of the same (made in the USA!) manufacturing plant.
And this collusion between Deluxe and Thrasher is why skaters like Jamie Thomas and others were banned by Thrasher for some time.

I kind of assume this is all common knowledge and not as juicy as the Guy/Justin thing, which was also kind of a well known secret.

Another good conspiracy that I can confirm is true with at least a few pros is that they ALL ride Bones Swiss bearings.
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Pretty sure Jamie Thomas banged someone high-up at DLX (or affiliated companies) girl or wife, and that got him booted from Indy, Spitfire and banned from Thrasher. Jamie moved out to Cali when he was on Real flow, and was kicked off Spitfire.

I don't think they've ever really had issues with competing brands. Pretty sure Rickk and Mike have said Fausto was one of the first ot have their back after splitting with World.
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DLX used to have weird issues with competing brands in their own operation, both the original version of American Dream and Metropolitan Wheel company were shut down cuz they were doing better than Real and Spitfire, American Dream had to do with DLX didn't have enough ownership in the brand, Metropolitan cuz I guess you just can't outsell spitfire. I also remember that originally Supreme was started as an East Coast DLX store, one of the McGrath brother was sent to get it started. Do y'all remember when they had the blue box logo Deluxe stickers, then supreme had the same stickers but in red which became the Supreme box logo. I'm guessing it was originally a partnership with the Jebbia dude and eventually DLX just sold it all to him.
I'm not saying DLX hasn't done some weird stuff, similar to what Tum Yeto did to Hollywood, but you don't get banned from Thrasher for starting competing brands, plus I think Jamie Thomas was banned when he was Invisible and Toy Machine which was way prior to him starting up his own stuff.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on May 02, 2018, 12:44:30 PM
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Are you sure that Alex's real name isn't Olson? I was under the impression that he used Parker when he first started getting flow so that people wouldn't associate him with his dad.

Then he stopped being a punk bitch.
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Based on what Ive heard in interviews Parker was his mama's name who had custody of him until his teens, he changed it to Olson for notoriety. He didn't like saying his dad was Steve Olson when he was learning how to skate because people confused him with the Shorty's version.
Yeah all stuff when he was Toy machine flow he was always called Alex Parker, it seems like when he started hanging with the Girl guys that they decided he was Alex Olson, which works much better for marketing purposes, i'm pretty sure his Nike checks say Alex Parker don't think ever legally changed his name.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shark tits on May 02, 2018, 12:45:55 PM
wasn't it mrs tommy guerrero that slept w/ isuck?
also, are yuze insinuating that alex olson is in fact spiderman?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on May 02, 2018, 01:03:21 PM
wasn't it mrs tommy guerrero that slept w/ isuck?
also, are yuze insinuating that alex olson is in fact spiderman?
I think that's the rumor I heard but I didn't remember clearly so I didn't want to attach a name.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jacob Gary on May 02, 2018, 01:12:45 PM
ISUCK where you at?

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Post by: doomstation55 on May 02, 2018, 01:38:36 PM
Nick Trapasso embezzled money from Toy Machine and used it to start LE.
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Post by: Silky Johnson on May 02, 2018, 02:10:50 PM
Whole thread has me like
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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on May 02, 2018, 02:22:59 PM
All pros regardless of wheel sponsor are skating f4s or STFS?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shark tits on May 02, 2018, 02:35:47 PM
glen fox and early daewon footage is sped up.
gary smith locked into a 20 ft crooked grind at pulaski and accelerated! while mid grind he reached over and snatched peanuts from a grom and was blackballed from the industry.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fakie nollie on May 02, 2018, 03:05:01 PM
I remember reading that van wastells team mates were acting like bitches about his drug use, maybe hiding them from him, and that was like the straw that broke the camels back and he suicided. Something like that.

I really hope I don't get shit on for shedding light on this but from what I heard, yes, that's essentially what happened. A few of the people I skated with ran with Van and Mike Anderson so that's how I got all my Krooked/ Spitfire insider shit. I knew from them about his heroin use but everyone was pretty quiet about it because Van Wastell was the fucking man. I had beers with him at a bar a few months before he passed and could tell he was nodding off at the table. This is the story I was told by someone who was pretty close to him:

They were in Germany (I think) and the team (unsure which team, Krooked or whoever he was touring with) tried to get him to quit drugs. Kind of a poor man's intervention except they had no idea what they were doing. Not sure what else he was doing but I know for sure heroin was an issue. They took his stash and left him in his hotel room to go cold-turkey. What I was told is he jumped out of the window and died from that.

I'm not posting this to shit on his name or anything like that. Everything I say should be taken with a grain of salt, given I've only met him a handful of times and the story I heard may have been exaggerated as he had just passed away the week prior.

RIP Van Wastell. It's a god damn shame he left as early as he did. One of my favorite styles on video and amazingly stylish off. Talking BA styling cruising the park.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sid vicious on May 02, 2018, 03:21:06 PM
the biggest conspiracy is that there is a market for companies like SOVRN

Add globe, darkstar, blind & almost to that list
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: iwishilivedinfinla on May 02, 2018, 04:26:14 PM
i can tell you Andy Roy CAN kickflip. it just takes him a while.
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Post by: chipped tail on May 02, 2018, 04:56:53 PM
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Damn.  that swindell interview was gnarly.  that's the first time i'd ever read it, and i'm not saying it 100% is, but given that it was spoken and transcipted, comes off with an air of authenticity that is really hard to fake. 

it doesn't exonerate any of them of wrongdoing at some level at all, in fact, sounds like Danny might have lit the fuse that would eventually lead to his death. also i don't really care what the "something" is, if you are asked nicely to stop something more than once at a party, you should stop, especially if you are with a bunch of dangerous maniacs
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Yeah that interview blew me away and I heard a watered down version of the story as he was being vague where this was in depth. Honestly those involved Danny and the dude who stomped the fuck outta Keith should have taken one for the team.

the guy that stomped the Kieth dude to death is Steve Mateus and he still works in the industry for Rockstar. he did three years for it and everyone seems to have forgiven him because only Swindell gets talked about. But everyone needs to not forget that Steve Mateus is a violent gay basher who took a mans life. This man should not be working for anyone and should never be forgiven. Thankfully Rockstar isnt an actual skate company even though they sponsor skaters.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 02, 2018, 04:57:59 PM
Heard Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to adidas when Marc and Daewon went like the rumors said. According to the Euro TM soletech kept him to fulfill his current contract and did not give him an option to break it because I’m assuming they would probably take legal actions toward him. Kind of similar to the Marc Johnson situation except Reynolds decided not the break his contract and do it the right way or at least was forced to. I’m pretty certain Reynolds will be going to adidas soon and he can be seen wearing the shoes in a couple of insta posts that have been floating around lately.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Willie on May 02, 2018, 05:11:19 PM
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I remember reading that van wastells team mates were acting like bitches about his drug use, maybe hiding them from him, and that was like the straw that broke the camels back and he suicided. Something like that.
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I really hope I don't get shit on for shedding light on this but from what I heard, yes, that's essentially what happened. A few of the people I skated with ran with Van and Mike Anderson so that's how I got all my Krooked/ Spitfire insider shit. I knew from them about his heroin use but everyone was pretty quiet about it because Van Wastell was the fucking man. I had beers with him at a bar a few months before he passed and could tell he was nodding off at the table. This is the story I was told by someone who was pretty close to him:

They were in Germany (I think) and the team (unsure which team, Krooked or whoever he was touring with) tried to get him to quit drugs. Kind of a poor man's intervention except they had no idea what they were doing. Not sure what else he was doing but I know for sure heroin was an issue. They took his stash and left him in his hotel room to go cold-turkey. What I was told is he jumped out of the window and died from that.

I'm not posting this to shit on his name or anything like that. Everything I say should be taken with a grain of salt, given I've only met him a handful of times and the story I heard may have been exaggerated as he had just passed away the week prior.

RIP Van Wastell. It's a god damn shame he left as early as he did. One of my favorite styles on video and amazingly stylish off. Talking BA styling cruising the park.


That story was in this Phelps interview:


https://story.californiasunday.com/jake-phelps-thrasher
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 02, 2018, 05:46:38 PM
deerman is Mike Mckinnley.
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Post by: Matthew_James on May 02, 2018, 05:53:12 PM
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I remember reading that van wastells team mates were acting like bitches about his drug use, maybe hiding them from him, and that was like the straw that broke the camels back and he suicided. Something like that.
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I really hope I don't get shit on for shedding light on this but from what I heard, yes, that's essentially what happened. A few of the people I skated with ran with Van and Mike Anderson so that's how I got all my Krooked/ Spitfire insider shit. I knew from them about his heroin use but everyone was pretty quiet about it because Van Wastell was the fucking man. I had beers with him at a bar a few months before he passed and could tell he was nodding off at the table. This is the story I was told by someone who was pretty close to him:

They were in Germany (I think) and the team (unsure which team, Krooked or whoever he was touring with) tried to get him to quit drugs. Kind of a poor man's intervention except they had no idea what they were doing. Not sure what else he was doing but I know for sure heroin was an issue. They took his stash and left him in his hotel room to go cold-turkey. What I was told is he jumped out of the window and died from that.

I'm not posting this to shit on his name or anything like that. Everything I say should be taken with a grain of salt, given I've only met him a handful of times and the story I heard may have been exaggerated as he had just passed away the week prior.

RIP Van Wastell. It's a god damn shame he left as early as he did. One of my favorite styles on video and amazingly stylish off. Talking BA styling cruising the park.
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That story was in this Phelps interview:


https://story.californiasunday.com/jake-phelps-thrasher

Seems weird that he would end the convo about Van Wastall with "He's no Gonz, He's no Koston. He's hella dead." I get he didn't wanna talk to some randy, but at least chill with the condescension and put some respect on that boys name.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 02, 2018, 09:53:13 PM
I’ve heard it a few times here but maybe they are just rumors but what’s this I hear about Gino being gay?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nag Champa on May 02, 2018, 10:45:19 PM
Mike Carroll has the missing Marc Johnson part on a hard drive, from Bag of Suck; that Ty told Evs to be deleted.
http://chromeballincident.blogspot.com/2013/07/chrome-ball-interview-62-marc-johnson_4.html (http://chromeballincident.blogspot.com/2013/07/chrome-ball-interview-62-marc-johnson_4.html)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: zzz on May 02, 2018, 10:52:14 PM
I’ve heard it a few times here but maybe they are just rumors but what’s this I hear about Gino being gay?
I was gonna keep this a secret but whatever. I actually found Gino on a cam site a couple months ago, now I dunno if he's gay, but he was riding a pretty big dildo. I know it was him, he even had the Nike socks and there was tennis rackets hanging on the wall in the background. Conspiracy? I'll let you decide.

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doublesteveburger on May 03, 2018, 12:14:21 AM
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I’ve heard it a few times here but maybe they are just rumors but what’s this I hear about Gino being gay?
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I was gonna keep this a secret but whatever. I actually found Gino on a cam site a couple months ago, now I dunno if he's gay, but he was riding a pretty big dildo. I know it was him, he even had the Nike socks and there was tennis rackets hanging on the wall in the background. Conspiracy? I'll let you decide.


well are you gonna tell us the site or what dude
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Post by: shingles on May 03, 2018, 01:45:34 AM
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I’ve heard it a few times here but maybe they are just rumors but what’s this I hear about Gino being gay?
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I was gonna keep this a secret but whatever. I actually found Gino on a cam site a couple months ago, now I dunno if he's gay, but he was riding a pretty big dildo. I know it was him, he even had the Nike socks and there was tennis rackets hanging on the wall in the background. Conspiracy? I'll let you decide.

No, the question here is: What were you doing on a site that shows such content?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: zzz on May 03, 2018, 02:43:47 AM
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I’ve heard it a few times here but maybe they are just rumors but what’s this I hear about Gino being gay?
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I was gonna keep this a secret but whatever. I actually found Gino on a cam site a couple months ago, now I dunno if he's gay, but he was riding a pretty big dildo. I know it was him, he even had the Nike socks and there was tennis rackets hanging on the wall in the background. Conspiracy? I'll let you decide.
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well are you gonna tell us the site or what dude
eastcoastpowerbottoms.org
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Post by: Jollyoli on May 03, 2018, 03:05:40 AM
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I’ve heard it a few times here but maybe they are just rumors but what’s this I hear about Gino being gay?
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I was gonna keep this a secret but whatever. I actually found Gino on a cam site a couple months ago, now I dunno if he's gay, but he was riding a pretty big dildo. I know it was him, he even had the Nike socks and there was tennis rackets hanging on the wall in the background. Conspiracy? I'll let you decide.
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well are you gonna tell us the site or what dude
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eastcoastpowerbottoms.org

I'd rather not watch Gino push
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fakie nollie on May 03, 2018, 10:17:31 AM
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I’ve heard it a few times here but maybe they are just rumors but what’s this I hear about Gino being gay?
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I was gonna keep this a secret but whatever. I actually found Gino on a cam site a couple months ago, now I dunno if he's gay, but he was riding a pretty big dildo. I know it was him, he even had the Nike socks and there was tennis rackets hanging on the wall in the background. Conspiracy? I'll let you decide.
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well are you gonna tell us the site or what dude
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eastcoastpowerbottoms.org
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I'd rather not watch Gino push

eastcoastpowertop.org


fixed.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 03, 2018, 01:44:57 PM
I've heard the Gino one since forever ago, and I heard it from the same people who were positive about BA back when I started skating a million and a half years ago. Same with Forrest Kirby.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shark tits on May 03, 2018, 01:54:45 PM
megan baltimore lied about rocco not breaking bread and first pussywhipped spike jonze, later rickkk howard and getting their teen team to run away from home.
the kanten russell one, the pros had to recreate his video part to keep him of the team.
danny way's wu banger bs 360 the double set was a kanten cover song. lots of other backside tricks the team had to battle collectively. it takes a team of a dozen to hold kanten back.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 03, 2018, 04:12:22 PM
megan baltimore lied about rocco not breaking bread and first pussywhipped spike jonze, later rickkk howard and getting their teen team to run away from home.
the kanten russell one, the pros had to recreate his video part to keep him of the team.
danny way's wu banger bs 360 the double set was a kanten cover song. lots of other backside tricks the team had to battle collectively. it takes a team of a dozen to hold kanten back.


Knowing that makes me feel better that the only Osiris shoe I bought way back when was Kanten's pro model. He was the fucking man.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Chavo on May 03, 2018, 06:26:18 PM
This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.





Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nag Champa on May 03, 2018, 06:32:04 PM
This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.

88 shoes

https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/88 (https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/88)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on May 03, 2018, 07:39:33 PM
Heard Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to adidas when Marc and Daewon went like the rumors said. According to the Euro TM soletech kept him to fulfill his current contract and did not give him an option to break it because I’m assuming they would probably take legal actions toward him. Kind of similar to the Marc Johnson situation except Reynolds decided not the break his contract and do it the right way or at least was forced to. I’m pretty certain Reynolds will be going to adidas soon and he can be seen wearing the shoes in a couple of insta posts that have been floating around lately.

I heard from a trustworthy source that he actually filmed a short intro part entirely in Superstars but it got scrapped, presumably for the reasons you listed.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on May 03, 2018, 08:00:51 PM
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megan baltimore lied about rocco not breaking bread and first pussywhipped spike jonze, later rickkk howard and getting their teen team to run away from home.
the kanten russell one, the pros had to recreate his video part to keep him of the team.
danny way's wu banger bs 360 the double set was a kanten cover song. lots of other backside tricks the team had to battle collectively. it takes a team of a dozen to hold kanten back.
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It wasn't the back 360, it was duffys backside 180, Danny Way triple set Ollie was his Kanten trick, I think there's was only about 4, Danny Way did most of them.

Knowing that makes me feel better that the only Osiris shoe I bought way back when was Kanten's pro model. He was the fucking man.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Willie on May 03, 2018, 08:04:35 PM
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I’ve heard it a few times here but maybe they are just rumors but what’s this I hear about Gino being gay?
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I was gonna keep this a secret but whatever. I actually found Gino on a cam site a couple months ago, now I dunno if he's gay, but he was riding a pretty big dildo. I know it was him, he even had the Nike socks and there was tennis rackets hanging on the wall in the background. Conspiracy? I'll let you decide.
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No, the question here is: What were you doing on a site that shows such content?


Jerking off, dummy.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on May 03, 2018, 08:12:17 PM
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megan baltimore lied about rocco not breaking bread and first pussywhipped spike jonze, later rickkk howard and getting their teen team to run away from home.
the kanten russell one, the pros had to recreate his video part to keep him of the team.
danny way's wu banger bs 360 the double set was a kanten cover song. lots of other backside tricks the team had to battle collectively. it takes a team of a dozen to hold kanten back.
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It wasn't the back 360, it was duffys backside 180, Danny Way triple set Ollie was his Kanten trick, I think there's was only about 4, Danny Way did most of them.

Knowing that makes me feel better that the only Osiris shoe I bought way back when was Kanten's pro model. He was the fucking man.
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This is the video part all of Kantens stuff for plan b went to, you can see there's a bunch of clips that were film by either Rosenberg or Ternasky.
Kantens part starts at 7:15
https://youtu.be/zBBl_8rGqbo
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on May 03, 2018, 10:13:08 PM
This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.

Independents logo is pretty much an iron cross. They call it a murf or maybe murph?

All I know is I'm not super psyched on sporting their gear since all these Neo-Nazis popped out of the woodwork over the past few years.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Chavo on May 04, 2018, 12:20:16 AM
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This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.
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Independents logo is pretty much an iron cross. They call it a murf or maybe murph?

All I know is I'm not super psyched on sporting their gear since all these Neo-Nazis popped out of the woodwork over the past few years.

There's a whole thread on Indy/Nazi. The outline clearly associates it with the German iron cross. I guess they can say it's WWI without the swastika inset, but Ed Roth rebranded and sold them as surfer's good luck crosses along with Nazi helmets with wehrmacht eagle decals. It's obvious Jim Phillips was a huge fan of "Big Daddy" Roth.

The fact that Indy has made logos derived from luftwaffe and reichsadler eagles (the ones clutching the swastika) doesn't help their claim that it was copied from the Pope's robe.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: BobbyPshew on May 04, 2018, 04:35:35 AM
Steve Mateus is the puddle of shit who threw Josh Swindell under the bus for that murder, he sat in court for two weeks testifying against him.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sid vicious on May 04, 2018, 05:31:30 AM
Bastien salabanzi - why hasn't anyone at flip been held accountable for holding his video part ransom for 10 years?

Did Arto get bastien kicked of  Etnies, flip & quiksilver all at onces?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on May 04, 2018, 10:04:38 AM
Bastien salabanzi - why hasn't anyone at flip been held accountable for holding his video part ransom for 10 years?

Did Arto get bastien kicked of  Etnies, flip & quiksilver all at onces?
I'm not sure of the exact thing but Jeremy from Flip was the TM or brand manager at Etnies back then, i guess Flip was super hot at that time and they were trying to revamp Etnies using the flip dudes. So when Bastien got bounced he also got kicked off of Etnies and a few other sponsors because i think Jeremy got him on all his teams, i could see it being some thing where Jeremy threatened to pull popular dudes off other companies.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 04, 2018, 10:18:08 AM
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Bastien salabanzi - why hasn't anyone at flip been held accountable for holding his video part ransom for 10 years?

Did Arto get bastien kicked of  Etnies, flip & quiksilver all at onces?
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I'm not sure of the exact thing but Jeremy from Flip was the TM or brand manager at Etnies back then, i guess Flip was super hot at that time and they were trying to revamp Etnies using the flip dudes. So when Bastien got bounced he also got kicked off of Etnies and a few other sponsors because i think Jeremy got him on all his teams, i could see it being some thing where Jeremy threatened to pull popular dudes off other companies.

I always thought it was cool that Mike and Rick never did that to their guys who bounced from one of their companies & let them stay on their other brands. Every story I hear about Jeremy Fox always makes him sound like a snake, even back when they were Death Box or whatever...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on May 04, 2018, 10:26:24 AM
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Bastien salabanzi - why hasn't anyone at flip been held accountable for holding his video part ransom for 10 years?

Did Arto get bastien kicked of  Etnies, flip & quiksilver all at onces?
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I'm not sure of the exact thing but Jeremy from Flip was the TM or brand manager at Etnies back then, i guess Flip was super hot at that time and they were trying to revamp Etnies using the flip dudes. So when Bastien got bounced he also got kicked off of Etnies and a few other sponsors because i think Jeremy got him on all his teams, i could see it being some thing where Jeremy threatened to pull popular dudes off other companies.
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I always thought it was cool that Mike and Rick never did that to their guys who bounced from one of their companies & let them stay on their other brands. Every story I hear about Jeremy Fox always makes him sound like a snake, even back when they were Death Box or whatever...
except mj. when he crept over to adidas in the dead of night like a battered woman mc tossed him from chocolate via jenkem interview.
otherwise i think you're right.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on May 04, 2018, 10:35:12 AM
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This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.
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Independents logo is pretty much an iron cross. They call it a murf or maybe murph?

All I know is I'm not super psyched on sporting their gear since all these Neo-Nazis popped out of the woodwork over the past few years.
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There's a whole thread on Indy/Nazi. The outline clearly associates it with the German iron cross. I guess they can say it's WWI without the swastika inset, but Ed Roth rebranded and sold them as surfer's good luck crosses along with Nazi helmets with wehrmacht eagle decals. It's obvious Jim Phillips was a huge fan of "Big Daddy" Roth.

The fact that Indy has made logos derived from luftwaffe and reichsadler eagles (the ones clutching the swastika) doesn't help their claim that it was copied from the Pope's robe.

there’s a general fetish for WWII stuff in skateboarding with Spitfire, the Hosoi rising sun graphic, and I think Ace might be referring to fighter pilots though it could be a lot of things.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 04, 2018, 11:01:32 AM
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This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.
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Independents logo is pretty much an iron cross. They call it a murf or maybe murph?

All I know is I'm not super psyched on sporting their gear since all these Neo-Nazis popped out of the woodwork over the past few years.
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There's a whole thread on Indy/Nazi. The outline clearly associates it with the German iron cross. I guess they can say it's WWI without the swastika inset, but Ed Roth rebranded and sold them as surfer's good luck crosses along with Nazi helmets with wehrmacht eagle decals. It's obvious Jim Phillips was a huge fan of "Big Daddy" Roth.

The fact that Indy has made logos derived from luftwaffe and reichsadler eagles (the ones clutching the swastika) doesn't help their claim that it was copied from the Pope's robe.
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there’s a general fetish for WWII stuff in skateboarding with Spitfire, the Hosoi rising sun graphic, and I think Ace might be referring to fighter pilots though it could be a lot of things.

I try not to assume the worst in these cases. Maybe they're just German and are celebrating their German/Prussian heritage? I mean the symbol predates WW2 by about 130 years or something, so it's kinda whatever. Going too far with it would be like when those kids were crying about the inverted swastika on Pokemon cards way back when. Hindus still use swastikas in their artwork and jewelry, my girl's family has stuff like that all over their house and in their jewelry box. I mean obviously I know why they have them, but I wonder what people would think if they lost their jewelry bag in the airport and it didn't have ID; would the people who found the bag automatically think it belonged to Neo Nazis and start looking for some skinny bald white people in combat boots and suspenders, or would the think to look for a couple of short unassuming Indian people? With how assumptive everyone is for the worst, I would suppose that it would lean towards the former...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: zzz on May 04, 2018, 11:50:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk8YYd2t3LI
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: clintendo on May 06, 2018, 06:46:01 PM
This was posted a few years back...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: botefdunn on May 06, 2018, 08:40:48 PM
I heard no one ever actually "street" skated, all that old footage was shot on sound stages or on location but with permits and everything. I guess people were naive back then, but it's funny anyone ever thought that shit was real, looking back now you can tell, especially when there were "confrontations" with "police" and "neighbours" lolz.
As if anyone would really go and skate some private property with security and people, but the industry back then really knew how to make a buck by selling that outlaw image, and it worked.

It'd be cool if someone brought back "street" skating though, like for real. Last year when they did the street section at The All-Star Jam it was pretty cool.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: behavioralguide on May 07, 2018, 11:31:13 AM
shit for brains = koston

(http://i63.tinypic.com/1z2eszc.png)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Chavo on May 07, 2018, 01:13:22 PM
I heard no one ever actually "street" skated, all that old footage was shot on sound stages or on location but with permits and everything. I guess people were naive back then, but it's funny anyone ever thought that shit was real, looking back now you can tell, especially when there were "confrontations" with "police" and "neighbours" lolz.
As if anyone would really go and skate some private property with security and people, but the industry back then really knew how to make a buck by selling that outlaw image, and it worked.

It'd be cool if someone brought back "street" skating though, like for real. Last year when they did the street section at The All-Star Jam it was pretty cool.

I think I've only ever seen longboarders actually skating streets. The true outlaws of the sport rush Sigma Chi by night and mongo push with sandals during the day.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 07, 2018, 01:26:52 PM
I heard no one ever actually "street" skated, all that old footage was shot on sound stages or on location but with permits and everything. I guess people were naive back then, but it's funny anyone ever thought that shit was real, looking back now you can tell, especially when there were "confrontations" with "police" and "neighbours" lolz.
As if anyone would really go and skate some private property with security and people, but the industry back then really knew how to make a buck by selling that outlaw image, and it worked.

It'd be cool if someone brought back "street" skating though, like for real. Last year when they did the street section at The All-Star Jam it was pretty cool.

That’s why everyone loves VX, easier to hide the background

It’s the same tech they use to make Keenan look like he was skating regular spots, when reality he was actually several inches tall (as Mouse exposed).  His iconic switch flip over a lunch table was actually a d battery
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: tortfeasor on May 07, 2018, 01:38:20 PM
shit for brains = koston



wtf. now i love eric koston.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pavementi on May 07, 2018, 03:36:35 PM
This was posted a few years back...
Interesting conspiracy theory but how would that affect Sole Tech, Osiris, Circa, or for that matter Vans? They never had their hand in the board game, so their resources shouldn't have ever been diluted.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: smellsdead on May 07, 2018, 07:17:58 PM
main character in karl watsons book is rockin three stripes the whole story

either hes indoctrinating our youth or getting shoes and checks from adidas

or both

but im cool with it because hes the man
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 07, 2018, 07:25:32 PM
 From what I've come across the surf natzi thing was part of Mikki Dora's anti social campaign which also included stealing, terrorizing surf film premeires and starting localism.  When cr stejek was a ripper surf teen he hung out with an aging Dora a bunch in the early 70s.  Cr was a artistic influence for dogtown and stuff.  Theres an old picture of one of mikkis skateboards from the 60s and it has a little swatiska on it.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: wikileaks on May 08, 2018, 01:45:06 PM
someone (maybe Dill?) once said that some companies will have their graphics printed on PS Stix for their riders and sell shit wood to the customers.

partly true. one brand in particular i've worked with had PS stix for their team decks as they were custom dimensions and PS has the resources to do custom dimensions without costing a shit load for new molds and shapes.

for the decks we sold to skateshops we used another wood shop that was more cost effective. same wood from the great lakes area pressed and shaped in mexico with the best of them.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: wikileaks on May 08, 2018, 02:11:11 PM

there is a conspiracy to keep down revive.  all the hate is astroturfing paid for and sponsored by corporate shills. the industry is terrified that Revives ability to sell an equivalent product for a slightly lesser price is going to take everyone down.  so the industry brought together an elite group of shitposters to flood message boards.  if you dont belive me just  look in the back catalog of slap you can see that right before all this hate started a major industry player took a Pal to lunch. Connect the dots sheeple. 

these guys are good... so good that some of you don't even realize they are in this very thread......

I know for a fact this is not true. I work very closely with revive and have called hundred of shops and they all either dont like revive because its new and kooky or they dont know about it but are down to sell it since kids are asking for it.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: wikileaks on May 08, 2018, 02:13:04 PM
Donny Barley has a family and at least owns a piece of Civil skate shops in the RI area.

Dave Swift straight up shows the Indy roller skates in his Raiders of the Lost Archive video segment so that is not even a rumor. Are we questioning if Fausto was bummed on them? Seems legit to me.

Can anyone post the full interview with that one guy from Muckmouth? I've been trying to read that for a while now. Is that excerpt Bobby Peru posted from that? I kind of assumed it was.

Donny Barley works for Element now. Civil is owned by a guy named Guido who has mob ties but decided to not join in the family business.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on May 08, 2018, 02:48:12 PM
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Donny Barley has a family and at least owns a piece of Civil skate shops in the RI area.

Dave Swift straight up shows the Indy roller skates in his Raiders of the Lost Archive video segment so that is not even a rumor. Are we questioning if Fausto was bummed on them? Seems legit to me.

Can anyone post the full interview with that one guy from Muckmouth? I've been trying to read that for a while now. Is that excerpt Bobby Peru posted from that? I kind of assumed it was.
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Donny Barley works for Element now. Civil is owned by a guy named Guido who has mob ties but decided to not join in the family business.

Yep that's Providence. Thanks for the updated info.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jonny Utah on May 08, 2018, 06:35:14 PM
What pros have been blackballed from Thrasher?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 08, 2018, 06:40:01 PM
What pros have been blackballed from Thrasher?
  Laban, Jamie Thomas, billy pepper, frank hirarta, ron allen, tmag, brewce martin(who used to be a good skater btw) Kris markovich, thats all I can think of right now.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on May 08, 2018, 06:49:00 PM
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  Laban, Jamie Thomas, billy pepper, frank hirarta, ron allen, tmag, brewce martin(who used to be a good skater btw) Kris markovich, thats all I can think of right now.
jeremy wray
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 08, 2018, 06:53:44 PM
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  Laban, Jamie Thomas, billy pepper, frank hirarta, ron allen, tmag, brewce martin(who used to be a good skater btw) Kris markovich, thats all I can think of right now.
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jeremy wray
  Whoah!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on May 08, 2018, 06:57:50 PM
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  Laban, Jamie Thomas, billy pepper, frank hirarta, ron allen, tmag, brewce martin(who used to be a good skater btw) Kris markovich, thats all I can think of right now.
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jeremy wray
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  Whoah!
yeah, it didn't stick.
also choppy omega.
possibly simon woodstock?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Chavo on May 08, 2018, 07:21:08 PM
Thrasher's attempts at erasing history probably counts as a conspiracy. Danny Gonzalez's first kickflip down Wallenberg didn't exist (he grabbed backside/melon) even though he did it first try.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: IHOP on May 08, 2018, 07:33:35 PM
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  Laban, Jamie Thomas, billy pepper, frank hirarta, ron allen, tmag, brewce martin(who used to be a good skater btw) Kris markovich, thats all I can think of right now.

Is jamie actually banned? did not know that.  They run zero ads right? or at least when zero had money to run ads
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 08, 2018, 07:37:08 PM
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  Laban, Jamie Thomas, billy pepper, frank hirarta, ron allen, tmag, brewce martin(who used to be a good skater btw) Kris markovich, thats all I can think of right now.
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Is jamie actually banned? did not know that.  They run zero ads right? or at least when zero had money to run ads
Actually I think maybe it was slap magazine now that I think about it.  Slap kinda frowned on Marc Johnson for a second too. Alot of these bans end up being temporary
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: IHOP on May 08, 2018, 07:39:47 PM
Not much of a conspiracy, but many PS brands press their rider boards in smaller stacks to keep the shape/concave/strength more consistent. 
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Post by: Willie on May 08, 2018, 07:49:09 PM
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jeremy wray
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  Whoah!
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yeah, it didn't stick.
also choppy omega.
possibly simon woodstock?

Danny Gonzales

Probably any Tracker riders in the 80's not named Hawk or Blender.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on May 08, 2018, 08:07:37 PM
but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery
used to be? pages ISUCK to this thread ;)

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skate shoes, in terms of tech/ strength etc. peaked in the early naughts, that why the vulc boom was forced upon us. Shoes at the time were virtually indestructible which meant that you wouldn't have to buy them as often.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fulloffact on May 09, 2018, 12:18:24 PM
The industry blackballed Darrell after threatening Danny Way.

Reynolds puts a lot of brothas on so people can question the validity of whether or not he called Gershon a n*gger.

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doomstation55 on May 09, 2018, 12:36:15 PM
Nike/Cons keeps on a controversial person like Jason Jessee on, then whenever a team rider has some bad press goin on (Daryl) they try to derail that conversation by moving on to something else (Jason Jessee) so people forget
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 09, 2018, 12:37:43 PM
Nike/Cons keeps on a controversial person like Jason Jessee on, then whenever a team rider has some bad press goin on (Daryl) they try to derail that conversation by moving on to something else (Jason Jessee) so people forget
BUT HAVE YOU READ HIS OLD INTERVIEW!?!?!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 09, 2018, 12:42:40 PM
shit for brains = koston

(http://i63.tinypic.com/1z2eszc.png)

He wishes
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ungzilla on May 09, 2018, 02:07:22 PM
if he really was, he would've sprung for the luxury underscores instead of the bargain ass dashes
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dwyck on May 11, 2018, 04:29:47 PM
all the new accounts are industry plants sent to destabilize the Slap community and its [irrelevant and nonexistent] hold on the industry

or there all tracer
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: NootNoot on May 11, 2018, 07:39:52 PM
all the new accounts are industry plants sent to destabilize the Slap community and its [irrelevant and nonexistent] hold on the industry

or there all tracer
Did you ever think there was a difference? Tracer wasn’t a real person, it was an account ran by 10 key industry members who could all log on and spread misinformation and propaganda. Do you really think some Canadian flannel monkey with that notoriety who was written in a Jenkem article would give it all away and focus to prove a point? No way. There’s new accounts now fulfilling stage 2 of the plan, I won’t mention who they are I don’t want to be banned.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mystical Leader on May 12, 2018, 04:36:44 AM
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all the new accounts are industry plants sent to destabilize the Slap community and its [irrelevant and nonexistent] hold on the industry

or there all tracer
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Did you ever think there was a difference? Tracer wasn’t a real person, it was an account ran by 10 key industry members who could all log on and spread misinformation and propaganda. Do you really think some Canadian flannel monkey with that notoriety who was written in a Jenkem article would give it all away and focus to prove a point? No way. There’s new accounts now fulfilling stage 2 of the plan, I won’t mention who they are I don’t want to be banned.

Stay woke.

Viva la résistance!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on May 12, 2018, 05:20:46 AM
marc johnson is right about everything
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Willie on May 12, 2018, 05:50:18 AM
There is a NorCal skate mafia that controls a dominant share of skate hard goods and skate media that effectively dictates the skate market and would probably be subject to antitrust/collusion action were it a mainstream industry.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dong Hanglo on May 12, 2018, 05:58:47 AM
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all the new accounts are industry plants sent to destabilize the Slap community and its [irrelevant and nonexistent] hold on the industry

or there all tracer
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Did you ever think there was a difference? Tracer wasn’t a real person, it was an account ran by 10 key industry members who could all log on and spread misinformation and propaganda. Do you really think some Canadian flannel monkey with that notoriety who was written in a Jenkem article would give it all away and focus to prove a point? No way. There’s new accounts now fulfilling stage 2 of the plan, I won’t mention who they are I don’t want to be banned.
[close]

Stay woke.

Viva la résistance!

enlighten us with your plan, olympian?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shark tits on May 12, 2018, 06:12:50 AM
There is a NorCal skate mafia that controls a dominant share of skate hard goods and skate media that effectively dictates the skate market and would probably be subject to antitrust/collusion action were it a mainstream industry.
is enjoi that powerful?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: boogs on May 12, 2018, 09:10:42 AM
nobody's talking about thrasher and deluxe being up for sale
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shitcunt on May 12, 2018, 10:51:27 AM
nobody's talking about thrasher and deluxe being up for sale
Please expand
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Post by: Allen. on May 12, 2018, 11:00:57 AM
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nobody's talking about thrasher and deluxe being up for sale
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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pill_Cosby on May 12, 2018, 11:10:57 AM
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nobody's talking about thrasher and deluxe being up for sale
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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mystical Leader on May 12, 2018, 11:29:59 AM
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all the new accounts are industry plants sent to destabilize the Slap community and its [irrelevant and nonexistent] hold on the industry

or there all tracer
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Did you ever think there was a difference? Tracer wasn’t a real person, it was an account ran by 10 key industry members who could all log on and spread misinformation and propaganda. Do you really think some Canadian flannel monkey with that notoriety who was written in a Jenkem article would give it all away and focus to prove a point? No way. There’s new accounts now fulfilling stage 2 of the plan, I won’t mention who they are I don’t want to be banned.
[close]

Stay woke.

Viva la résistance!
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enlighten us with your plan, olympian?

Well we have to look at current state of skateboarding and think what we would like to change?

The way i look at it is that have to seek where the current power or the money is and redistributed differently. Another thing is that too many people cashed out and it made them lazy.. Skateboarding was always ment to be a youthful activity but instead we a bunch of forty year old "pros" taking a lot of potential capital. Most of them ride for the big three shoe companies. Maybe if a shoe sponsor wasn't the biggest deal in skateboarding, it sure would make things interesting..

 But we have to see where the old money hungry patriarchs of skateboarding
 lead us..
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: boogs on May 12, 2018, 11:41:52 AM
i heard it about 6 months or so ago from a friend in the industry who deals with both companies. i don't think he was lying to me and i don't believe he was lied to about it. i also don't think i'm that important to be privy to such information if it was some super secret. theres no way i'm the only person on the boards who has heard about it.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chiefqueef420 on May 12, 2018, 01:50:07 PM
Not even a conspiracy, just fact, but Daddies Board Shop (longboard shop) owns CCS and sells the exact same product. Not even just that, but they sell the same products, with free shipping, and often better deals. They're two websites that sell product from the same exact inventory/stock, the only difference is CCS will cost you more. You can even buy CCS brand products from Daddies.

Edit: also, people seem to forget Foot Locker owned them before Daddies acquired them
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on May 12, 2018, 05:51:46 PM
Not even a conspiracy, just fact, but Daddies Board Shop (longboard shop) owns CCS and sells the exact same product. Not even just that, but they sell the same products, with free shipping, and often better deals. They're two websites that sell product from the same exact inventory/stock, the only difference is CCS will cost you more. You can even buy CCS brand products from Daddies.

I think you got it backwards
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chiefqueef420 on May 12, 2018, 05:57:43 PM
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Not even a conspiracy, just fact, but Daddies Board Shop (longboard shop) owns CCS and sells the exact same product. Not even just that, but they sell the same products, with free shipping, and often better deals. They're two websites that sell product from the same exact inventory/stock, the only difference is CCS will cost you more. You can even buy CCS brand products from Daddies.
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I think you got it backwards
https://www.adventuresportsnetwork.com/transworld-business/daddies-board-shop-president-daron-horwitz-acquiring-ccs/ Daddies Board Shop bought CCS.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sad Hippo on May 12, 2018, 08:39:40 PM
Slap apparently isn't the free and independent skate forum we once thought it was.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sad Hippo on May 12, 2018, 08:42:39 PM
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Slap apparently isn't the free and independent skate forum we once thought it was.
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Did you lock the thread or was it a mod?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Surf-goth on May 12, 2018, 09:03:17 PM
Wow jason jessee thread got locked. I'm uaually not the one to cry outrage but fuck man this seems shady what the hell!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: bawtawdreloaded on May 12, 2018, 09:05:45 PM
skate nazis must die
Damn right

Good job for uncovering their web guys



Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Zurg on May 12, 2018, 09:08:39 PM
so lame. whats the point of even locking it. everyone can still see whats there and its not as if people arent speaking about it on other social media platforms. very weak slap

seems unlike HATE!. kinda doubting it was actually him, but thats weird
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: IHOP on May 12, 2018, 11:48:45 PM
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Slap apparently isn't the free and independent skate forum we once thought it was.
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isnt sakteperception back now

lol
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on May 13, 2018, 10:19:13 AM
girl/chocolate and fa/hockey are racially segregated skate teams.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chipped tail on May 13, 2018, 01:19:42 PM
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There is a NorCal skate mafia that controls a dominant share of skate hard goods and skate media that effectively dictates the skate market and would probably be subject to antitrust/collusion action were it a mainstream industry.
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is enjoi that powerful?
He said NorCal. Dwindle is Some SoCal shit and Enjoi is fronting as a San Jose brand.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DM on May 13, 2018, 03:20:22 PM
Dwindle are starting a new vert brand.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 13, 2018, 03:32:13 PM
Plan B was originally called Final Solution, but skaters decided not to be so obvious
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 07, 2018, 10:42:34 AM
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This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.
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88 shoes

https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/88 (https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/88)

(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/88-footwear-markovich-signature-shoe-2003.jpg)

Had a pair and of these back in the day.  The whole nazi connection went right over my head.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dorje Drolo on June 07, 2018, 10:59:50 AM
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This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.
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88 shoes

https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/88 (https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/88)
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(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/88-footwear-markovich-signature-shoe-2003.jpg)

Had a pair and of these back in the day.  The whole nazi connection went right over my head.

I remember when this company came out and was little tripped out by then name. Growing up going to Punk/Hard Core shows I was aware of Nazi Skins and imagery so I was surprised when I saw this one rolled out. I remember hearing it had some significance with the year 1988 which made sense. I honestly just figured they had no idea and why would they.

That's the funny thing with all this Nazi conspiracy skate company BS. Aside from these really elaborate theories on brands imagery being Nazi what else have these so called nazi brands done to further their agenda. Absolutely nothing which is why all this shit is laughable. Other than make some rad product, have rad teams, a support skateboarding thats about all you got.

Hate groups don't stop at there logo, they perpetuate hate in all forms of their life. Not send riders on tour with open credit cards to have fun, stack clips, visits shops and spread the gospel of skateboarding.

Anyway keep those conspiracy theories coming. I'm always up for a good laugh.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on June 07, 2018, 12:06:58 PM
i read somewhere 88 stands for harold hunter
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Chavo on June 07, 2018, 02:17:18 PM
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This is not so much a conspiracy, but skateboarding/skateboarders used to be obsessed with Third Reich imagery, which is something the industry as a whole has tried to downplay. Much of this comes from surfers in the '60s who were into Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Some if it comes from street gangs who used swastikas for aesthetic purposes (Dogtown itself completely appropriated the name and imagery from a Northeast LA gang). I do not think the context was racial, however, they clearly knew the significance.
[close]

88 shoes

https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/88 (https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/88)
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(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/88-footwear-markovich-signature-shoe-2003.jpg)

Had a pair and of these back in the day.  The whole nazi connection went right over my head.
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I remember when this company came out and was little tripped out by then name. Growing up going to Punk/Hard Core shows I was aware of Nazi Skins and imagery so I was surprised when I saw this one rolled out. I remember hearing it had some significance with the year 1988 which made sense. I honestly just figured they had no idea and why would they.

That's the funny thing with all this Nazi conspiracy skate company BS. Aside from these really elaborate theories on brands imagery being Nazi what else have these so called nazi brands done to further their agenda. Absolutely nothing which is why all this shit is laughable. Other than make some rad product, have rad teams, a support skateboarding thats about all you got.

Hate groups don't stop at there logo, they perpetuate hate in all forms of their life. Not send riders on tour with open credit cards to have fun, stack clips, visits shops and spread the gospel of skateboarding.

Anyway keep those conspiracy theories coming. I'm always up for a good laugh.

I make it clear that I do not think these industry guys are actual neo-fascists. Some are not elaborate theories either. Unlike 88, various Jay Adams models (put out by Z, The Driven, and Deathbox) leave no room for interpretation with both the symbol and the word "Nazi" on the graphics. These are neither rad products nor rad teams--just a quick cash grab.

As far as the conspiracy aspect, NHS claims that they took the Indy cross from a June 1979 Time Magazine. Their second ad came out in August 1978 and depicted not only a cross logo, but also showed an Indy cross banner from a May 1978 contest. Why are they making up stories if the symbol is so benign? I also acknowledge that I could be over interpreting symbols with my own bias (hence the term "theory") just as I have believed others have done with the Jessee/Indy crossed hammers.

In the long run, I think some older industry leaders' fascination with 3rd Reich imagery have unintentionally attracted the wrong people. When I was younger, skateboarding was a magnet for disaffected youth and inevitably included fringe elements of society (and everyone including Hitler should be able to ride a skateboard), I'm just afraid that we called out to bullies instead of the bullied.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on June 07, 2018, 03:40:38 PM
rodney mullen was forced to do caspers darkslides and primos to increase board wear and turnover
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: bawtawd5 on June 07, 2018, 04:14:09 PM
T8 will delete any thread for a box of nike
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Yung Brimley on June 07, 2018, 04:21:44 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPOJkpjgWys/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BPOJkpjgWys/)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dwyck on June 07, 2018, 05:39:38 PM
sternum truck co is an alltimers-adjacent Canadian instagram for a fake truck brand posting interesting stuff about how sponsorship works up north

(https://i.imgur.com/2OH3Bt5.jpg)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shredder sequel on June 07, 2018, 07:00:39 PM
Tony Hawk is a shaved Bigfoot.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: whatthefuuu on June 07, 2018, 07:49:56 PM
funny part is i checked my email look who locked it

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To: <[email protected]>


A topic you are watching has been locked by HATE!.

View the topic at: http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=99673.new;topicseen#new
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Archive everything with archive.is (http://archive.is)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shingles on July 10, 2018, 01:46:48 AM
Dwindle are starting a new vert brand.

Yes its called Madness Skateboards with teamriders Clay Kreiner, Sam Beckett, Alex Perelson and Cody Lockwood I guess. Pretty weak name in my opinion, but good team
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Shifty Flip on July 10, 2018, 04:27:13 AM
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Dwindle are starting a new vert brand.
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Yes its called Madness Skateboards with teamriders Clay Kreiner, Sam Beckett, Alex Perelson and Cody Lockwood I guess. Pretty weak name in my opinion, but good team

I thought it was spelled Madn3ss. And all the drops are going to be Creature Green color schemes, and 6 board monster mural series. Since NHS is buying Dwindle and DLX in the near future, everything needs to be streamlined for the AI they bought to be the art department.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GrandPUNCH on July 10, 2018, 03:40:43 PM
Owen Wilson bluntslid that rail


I back this
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 10, 2018, 03:55:47 PM
a triangle truckbase with 3 screws would be better but the 4 screw model breaks more boards so they dont change
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: my english is bad on July 10, 2018, 04:14:32 PM
Brad Staba and Brian Anderson were lovers
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fakie nollie on July 10, 2018, 06:21:32 PM
a triangle truckbase with 3 screws would be better but the 4 screw model breaks more boards so they dont change

Elaborate, Neal de Grassi Nye the fucking skateboarding guy
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 10, 2018, 06:45:57 PM
i dunno i just made it up but it sounds legit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 10, 2018, 06:46:54 PM
some shit about there being less holes in the board and triangles being stronger shapes
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on July 10, 2018, 07:52:40 PM
They have the tech to make Ollie Pop's flavor last 48 hours but then I wouldn't buy a pack every 24
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: paraquat on July 10, 2018, 08:26:21 PM
some shit about there being less holes in the board and triangles being stronger shapes
i think triangles are only strong if pressure is applied to the sides when it is upright. Man, I should have paid more attention in high school geometry.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ungzilla on July 10, 2018, 08:30:46 PM
shapes
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sad Hippo on July 17, 2018, 07:15:51 PM
pontus has multiple girlfriends and is overly interested in the polar teams sex lives
I remember reading on here years ago that he can't come back to the States because of some kiddy diddling shit.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on July 18, 2018, 03:40:06 AM
Klein had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
I thought that rumor was about was Marilyn Mason?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nth syd bear on July 18, 2018, 04:36:26 AM
Anyone heard of this movie the whole 80’s nazi trend thing reminded me of this movie I saw when I was a kid

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surf_Nazis_Must_Die

Anyway that Casper/guy thing and that letter sounds like a whole lot of shit that people didn’t want to talk about or something.. but that fan fare letter or whatever was creepy
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: KoRnholio8 on July 18, 2018, 05:12:20 AM
tiago an iqui were coerced into getting drunk on the flight to USA and then reported for allegedly grabbing a lady by the hand by the "nike intelligence agency", because they didn't want to sign wit the swoosh - hence their temporary ban from USA

NIA will scale-up their coercion methods with time, resistance is futile.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: brent on July 18, 2018, 05:19:51 AM
luc kampfen and chad timtim are the same people
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: paraquat on July 18, 2018, 05:28:26 AM
tiago an iqui were coerced into getting drunk on the flight to USA and then reported for allegedly grabbing a lady by the hand by the "nike intelligence agency", because they didn't want to sign wit the swoosh - hence their temporary ban from USA

NIA will scale-up their coercion methods with time, resistance is futile.
they got chipotle’d
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Enfant Terrible on July 18, 2018, 05:59:50 AM
Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ? 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: AH1888 skateboards on July 18, 2018, 06:58:09 AM
Dylan reider faking his death. Whoever edited his last Fucking Awesome part gave us a hint by using the theme song from one flew over the cukoo's nest, its a movie about a guy who faked his mental illness. Obviously people helped him pull it off and he had to lose a shit load of weight to make it look like he had cancer. Faking your death is the ultimate cool guy thing you could do. Did nobody question why Huf is still selling a dead mans pro model shoe?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 18, 2018, 07:02:39 AM
Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?

Wrong Kennedy brother to make a tasteless joke about
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Enfant Terrible on July 18, 2018, 07:06:21 AM
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Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?
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Wrong Kennedy brother to make a tasteless joke about

I'm being serious
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: AH1888 skateboards on July 18, 2018, 07:39:09 AM

Pierre Agnes the CEO of quicksilver also faked his death. They found his boat off the coast of france with no body. Pierre and Dylan are surfing on some island right now collecting money from their life insurance scams.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 18, 2018, 07:40:46 AM
I always wonder about that really cool doctor who was removing people's ribs so they could suck their own dicks.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 18, 2018, 07:43:11 AM
I always wonder about that really cool doctor who was removing people's ribs so they could suck their own dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFOzgFyE8QA
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 18, 2018, 09:04:40 AM
Dylan reider faking his death. Whoever edited his last Fucking Awesome part gave us a hint by using the theme song from one flew over the cukoo's nest, its a movie about a guy who faked his mental illness. Obviously people helped him pull it off and he had to lose a shit load of weight to make it look like he had cancer. Faking your death is the ultimate cool guy thing you could do. Did nobody question why Huf is still selling a dead mans pro model shoe?
As a cancer survivor, fuck you kook.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TheLowerBack on July 18, 2018, 09:33:14 AM
Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ungzilla on July 18, 2018, 09:52:56 AM
venmo me 50 dollars and sure
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on July 18, 2018, 10:14:23 AM
Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.
I have heard that story as well, I've heard Bill Pepper was cause he beat up Phelper as the end of the year awards came up BP name got dropped for being annoying, Well Bill showed up at Highspeed productions and proceeding beat the piss out of Jake. Which I wouldn't mind doing myself to him and Andy Roy but I don't feel like catching hep c or worse yet Thrasher AIDS.
 
The rest of those guys I don't know the story, probably all speculative but that's my opinion.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 18, 2018, 10:50:36 AM
Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?

You're thinking of Terry Kennedy.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 18, 2018, 11:33:21 AM
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Klein had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
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I thought that rumor was about was Marilyn Mason?

Marilyn Manson doesn't even skate anymore
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 18, 2018, 11:44:48 AM
Marilyn Manson is related to JFK
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ungzilla on July 18, 2018, 11:46:29 AM
JFK had someone else's ribs removed so they could suck his dick
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 18, 2018, 11:50:36 AM
ribsman had jfk removed so he could suck marilyn mansons dick
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 18, 2018, 11:59:25 AM
ribsman had jfk removed so he could suck marilyn mansons dick

This is a fact.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Diocletian on July 26, 2018, 01:31:29 PM
Grosso and Six Stair come out with a longboarding is cool Love Letters, while Indy simultaneously releases a RKP longboard truck.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: smellsdead on July 26, 2018, 02:21:18 PM
3 hollywood skateboarding movies preppin yo ass for the olympics

wknd completely ripped off that fingerboard video from some canadians, eh?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on July 26, 2018, 05:32:13 PM
3 hollywood skateboarding movies preppin yo ass for the olympics

Seems legit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on July 26, 2018, 06:11:27 PM
Grosso and Six Stair come out with a longboarding is cool Love Letters, while Indy simultaneously releases a RKP longboard truck.
i didn't believe it when alex jones predicted this but it's coming to pass. skating and wrongboarding will be forced back together like north and south korea.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 26, 2018, 06:15:03 PM
Grosso and Six Stair come out with a longboarding is cool Love Letters, while Indy simultaneously releases a RKP longboard truck.
belee dat!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nanda Zinger on July 26, 2018, 08:39:45 PM
The '98 Real Summer tour van. Paging all longtime Slap Pals.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on July 26, 2018, 09:21:42 PM
The '98 Real Summer tour van. Paging all longtime Slap Pals.

What's that about?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: planman on July 27, 2018, 12:31:12 AM
GX1000 is actually a front by Spitfire to make people skate fast and do powerslides so they wear out their wheels faster
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: John Florence on July 27, 2018, 01:56:00 AM
The wheel is flat
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SodaJerk on July 27, 2018, 02:36:19 AM
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Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?
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You're thinking of Terry Kennedy.
Terry Kennedy is John F Kennedy, PARLIAMENT, LET'S GO!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 27, 2018, 04:49:22 AM
pro skaters who suck go on international trips to oversee massive drug deals
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 11, 2018, 04:28:33 PM
hmmm I saw the new skateline and I saw grant taylor doing the trick panning to a black skater givin the thumbs up.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: notcool on August 11, 2018, 04:38:37 PM
Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.
wasn't danny gonzalezs story was that he thought he was better than everyone else and demanded a huge paycheck? i know there is a 3rd person banned anyone know who?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Fifty8mm on August 11, 2018, 11:29:46 PM
Frank Hirata was banned from Thrasher for making shitty parks. On his Chrome Ball Incident interview he gave his side of the story. Sucks he got that bad rep over something that was out of his hands.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TheLowerBack on August 12, 2018, 12:25:28 AM
Something along the lines of- Thrasher used his likeness for their video game. They didn't give him royalties and he sued. I also remember reading somewhere that he thought he should be known as "The Gonz" because Mark was irrelevant. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Then there's Frank Hirata, Choppy Omega, Benji Galloway, Tony Farmer, Who else?
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Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.
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wasn't danny gonzalezs story was that he thought he was better than everyone else and demanded a huge paycheck? i know there is a 3rd person banned anyone know who?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JosephSmith on August 12, 2018, 01:01:11 AM
The powers that be have purposely made street skating the most popular type of skating while simultaneously investing in the prison industrial complex. They make money off of skate fines like vampires on the carcass of gnar.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: lampshade on August 12, 2018, 03:07:20 AM
Frank Hirata was banned from Thrasher for making shitty parks. On his Chrome Ball Incident interview he gave his side of the story. Sucks he got that bad rep over something that was out of his hands.

That company Frank worked with made a super shitty park in my town.  The county paid a lot for it and it totally sucks. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on August 12, 2018, 08:07:08 AM
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Frank Hirata was banned from Thrasher for making shitty parks. On his Chrome Ball Incident interview he gave his side of the story. Sucks he got that bad rep over something that was out of his hands.
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That company Frank worked with made a super shitty park in my town.  The county paid a lot for it and it totally sucks.
Same here,he spoke at the meetings and "helped" with the design/layout of the park. I was pissed,but laughing when that shithole park opened. At the meeting he was telling some kid that his design wouldn't work,because parks need flow...lo and behold that park does not flow. Go figure.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Second date on August 12, 2018, 08:52:27 AM
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Terry Kennedy got Marilyn Manson's dick removed so Jeremy Klein could watch Cory Kennedy suck JFK's dick
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doublesteveburger on August 12, 2018, 09:35:25 AM
Jeremy Klein sucked his own dick
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on August 12, 2018, 02:16:47 PM
Jeremy Klein sucked his own dick
'suck my own dick? why would i want to be stuck in that gay position?' -- jeremy klein
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dong Juan on August 12, 2018, 03:01:51 PM
Something along the lines of- Thrasher used his likeness for their video game. They didn't give him royalties and he sued. I also remember reading somewhere that he thought he should be known as "The Gonz" because Mark was irrelevant. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Then there's Frank Hirata, Choppy Omega, Benji Galloway, Tony Farmer, Who else?
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Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.
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wasn't danny gonzalezs story was that he thought he was better than everyone else and demanded a huge paycheck? i know there is a 3rd person banned anyone know who?
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Billy Pepper because he tried to kick Jake's ass in the Thrasher office...Jake literally ran away from him. :D
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: paraquat on August 12, 2018, 03:47:52 PM
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The '98 Real Summer tour van. Paging all longtime Slap Pals.
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What's that about?
does it have to do with julien yelling a homophobic slur at someone?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: botefdunn on August 12, 2018, 05:23:23 PM
wasn't danny gonzalezs story was that he thought he was better than everyone else and demanded a huge paycheck? i know there is a 3rd person banned anyone know who?

The 3rd person was the tense in which danny referred to danny, so I heard at the time.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: BISCUITS AND GRAVY on August 12, 2018, 07:15:05 PM
Silky Johnson is actually Caswell Berry.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Silky Johnson on August 12, 2018, 11:53:28 PM
Silky Johnson is actually Caswell Berry.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RdJrNFzYjmryo/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: os89 on September 26, 2018, 06:22:46 PM
This thread is good, let's get it going again.

Jamie Foy ain't fat, he just has big bones and wears baggy tees. Conspiracy!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dong Hanglo on September 27, 2018, 01:33:48 AM
hard flip and impossible are just clever names to keep them in the right hands of stylish mother bitches.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on September 27, 2018, 03:49:27 AM
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Klein had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
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I thought that rumor was about was Marilyn Mason?

Danny Way had extra ribs implanted to prevent himself from sucking his own dick.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 27, 2018, 04:14:16 AM
the drugs
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Rune Spliffberg on September 27, 2018, 06:18:23 AM
This thread is good, let's get it going again.

Jamie Foy ain't fat, he just has big bones and wears baggy tees. Conspiracy!

Jamie Foy is built like Jaws wishes he was for jumpin down shit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: thebacker on September 27, 2018, 06:20:09 AM
hard flip and impossible are just clever names to keep them in the right hands of stylish mother bitches.
imma just bust this one right now.

little kid hardflips
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pootie Calrissitang on September 27, 2018, 09:10:28 AM
There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.

Dude, don't forget Markovich. He briefly skated for them, too...lol.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 27, 2018, 09:18:13 AM
locking talent skaters in the flow/am realm is caste discrimination
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: planman on September 27, 2018, 12:09:14 PM
Jamal Smith CAN kickflip
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on September 27, 2018, 12:13:52 PM
Jamal Smith CAN kickflip
This is accurate
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 27, 2018, 04:29:46 PM
O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on September 27, 2018, 04:50:06 PM
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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.
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Dude, don't forget Markovich. He briefly skated for them, too...lol.

When did this occur? Either the addiction or Forrest riding for Element
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nag Champa on September 27, 2018, 06:51:49 PM
Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/ (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 27, 2018, 07:39:45 PM
Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/ (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/)
Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: BobbyPshew on September 28, 2018, 07:29:18 AM
Someone once said Borra was a scientologist.  ???
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: 8.125 on September 28, 2018, 07:46:30 AM
O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)

Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 28, 2018, 09:03:24 AM
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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)
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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: nopes on September 28, 2018, 09:04:43 AM
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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)
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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.
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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

i do wonder how much it helps a company like State to be carried by zumiez.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: artskool on September 28, 2018, 09:41:18 AM
There's pretty much zero chance a footwear company can survive without being in a place like zumiez.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TwisT on September 28, 2018, 10:13:40 AM
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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)
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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.
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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 28, 2018, 01:13:29 PM
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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)
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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.
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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?
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brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.
hardie's, honey, and ripndip, All those brands are trash. Bronze? Trash. Any hardware company thats just industrial bolts and nuts and puts them in a  coolbox is trash. Gotta look for the hardware designed to fit in a skateboard, not with the coolest skaters on the team. Anyway,

I see what homie ment with state and shoes overall. But. .y conspiracy is more like, how don't the shops know that the pros and brands are sucking their Dick's one week acting like they care,  then going hog wild in Aspen with coprporate checkbooks. Be cool if pros invited the shops to Aspen instead of a convention hall or whatever.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sododgy on September 29, 2018, 04:12:21 AM
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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)
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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.
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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?
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brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.
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hardie's, honey, and ripndip, All those brands are trash. Bronze? Trash. Any hardware company thats just industrial bolts and nuts and puts them in a  coolbox is trash. Gotta look for the hardware designed to fit in a skateboard, not with the coolest skaters on the team. Anyway,

I see what homie ment with state and shoes overall. But. .y conspiracy is more like, how don't the shops know that the pros and brands are sucking their Dick's one week acting like they care,  then going hog wild in Aspen with coprporate checkbooks. Be cool if pros invited the shops to Aspen instead of a convention hall or whatever.


This is exactly why I only skate hardware where I can follow the R&D trail to see how much time they've spent testing testing the likelihood of pressure cracks against any ol' countersunk upstart with a pretty paint job.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 29, 2018, 06:20:56 AM
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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)
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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.
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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?
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brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.
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hardie's, honey, and ripndip, All those brands are trash. Bronze? Trash. Any hardware company thats just industrial bolts and nuts and puts them in a  coolbox is trash. Gotta look for the hardware designed to fit in a skateboard, not with the coolest skaters on the team. Anyway,

I see what homie ment with state and shoes overall. But. .y conspiracy is more like, how don't the shops know that the pros and brands are sucking their Dick's one week acting like they care,  then going hog wild in Aspen with coprporate checkbooks. Be cool if pros invited the shops to Aspen instead of a convention hall or whatever.

bronze bolts are in a packet actually
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 29, 2018, 11:58:03 AM
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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ememWCq3vaVKU/200w.webp)
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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.
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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?
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brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.
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hardie's, honey, and ripndip, All those brands are trash. Bronze? Trash. Any hardware company thats just industrial bolts and nuts and puts them in a  coolbox is trash. Gotta look for the hardware designed to fit in a skateboard, not with the coolest skaters on the team. Anyway,

I see what homie ment with state and shoes overall. But. .y conspiracy is more like, how don't the shops know that the pros and brands are sucking their Dick's one week acting like they care,  then going hog wild in Aspen with coprporate checkbooks. Be cool if pros invited the shops to Aspen instead of a convention hall or whatever.
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bronze bolts are in a packet actually

I misspoke. Hardie's and bronze aren't trash. Just the product isn't made for skating, so it doesn't always stand up to everything. The brand is still pretty good overall. Sorry bout that

But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: planman on September 29, 2018, 12:06:39 PM
Dude who runs state said in a Jenkem interview said that it's not feasible at all to have a skate shoe company that's not in Zumiez, and that every shoe company has accounts with them except NB, who can obviously afford not to.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pete on September 29, 2018, 02:20:24 PM
But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn

I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 29, 2018, 02:32:47 PM
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But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn
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I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.

(https://i.giphy.com/media/3kIcyN7fUtlUA/giphy.webp)


I'll slow down for you.
A hardware company I like stopped making hardware. So. I'm sad. Ok?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on September 29, 2018, 03:56:56 PM
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But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn
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I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.
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(https://i.giphy.com/media/3kIcyN7fUtlUA/giphy.webp)


I'll slow down for you.
A hardware company I like stopped making hardware. So. I'm sad. Ok?

Still have no idea what you're trying to say, learn some english!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nth syd bear on September 29, 2018, 05:25:53 PM
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Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/ (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/)
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Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.
haha that’s classic.. I knew winning was a dumb shit but my lord.

Brian winning stay winning
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shitcunt on September 29, 2018, 05:29:49 PM
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Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/ (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/)
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Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.
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haha that’s classic.. I knew winning was a dumb shit but my lord.

Brian winning stay winning
Half strokes only, all the diseases are in the back of the pussy.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 29, 2018, 06:07:32 PM
the ea skate games were an intentional and successful attempt at destroying the true essence of skateboarding and they don't make them anymore for a reason
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Joust Ostrich on September 29, 2018, 06:18:01 PM
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Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/ (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/)
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Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.
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haha that’s classic.. I knew winning was a dumb shit but my lord.

Brian winning stay winning
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Half strokes only, all the diseases are in the back of the pussy.

Your name leads me to believe that you may be an authority on the subject.  Perhaps you speak the truth.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on September 29, 2018, 10:10:03 PM
Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nth syd bear on September 29, 2018, 10:12:48 PM
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Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/ (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/)
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Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.
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haha that’s classic.. I knew winning was a dumb shit but my lord.

Brian winning stay winning
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Half strokes only, all the diseases are in the back of the pussy.
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Your name leads me to believe that you may be an authority on the subject.  Perhaps you speak the truth.
fair call..
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 30, 2018, 08:10:28 AM
Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand
I used to hoard Shorty's 7/8" Silverados
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on September 30, 2018, 11:18:50 AM
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I used to hoard Shorty's 7/8" Silverados

I only like riding hardware that has "Y F S" stamped in the top.. I noticed the heads are always wider than others, stops them from digging into decks and looks better. There's only one local brand around here that always has these, I can't hoard them since the shop is always low/out of them.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ungzilla on September 30, 2018, 11:35:55 AM
man who else just hates trying to break in a new set of bolts
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 30, 2018, 12:48:16 PM
man who else just hates trying to break in a new set of bolts
Worse than a new set of indys
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on September 30, 2018, 12:58:21 PM
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man who else just hates trying to break in a new set of bolts
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Worse than a new set of indys

Nothin better than a fresh set of sternums #fuckthechest
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sms_b on September 30, 2018, 01:16:51 PM
A very well known Canadian skateboarder has acted as a consultant to architectural firms and civic governments, pioneering the design and implementation of skate-stop architecture. Multiple high-level pros are now implicated and have been on the take and involved since the mid-1990s.



Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on September 30, 2018, 01:27:04 PM
A very well known Canadian skateboarder has acted as a consultant to architectural firms and civic governments, pioneering the design and implementation of skate-stop architecture. Multiple high-level pros are now implicated and have been on the take and involved since the mid-1990s.

(https://i.imgur.com/FEK2EEL.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2018, 02:13:28 PM
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But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn
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I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.
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(https://i.giphy.com/media/3kIcyN7fUtlUA/giphy.webp)


I'll slow down for you.
A hardware company I like stopped making hardware. So. I'm sad. Ok?
Probably time to just quit skating bro. You’ll never feel the same about another piece of hardware again. Rip ur fave company tho. A true tragic

Free max b
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JosephSmith on September 30, 2018, 02:52:59 PM
There are agent provocateurs posting racist shit on slap under the guise of "low-IQ or juvenile troll" to poison the well/shit in the pool. Lame industry types r mad that they have been called out on racist deeds or comments and r trying to pull some stealthy Machiavellian bullshit.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: nopes on September 30, 2018, 02:55:53 PM
There are agent provocateurs posting racist shit on slap under the guise of "low-IQ or juvenile troll" to poison the well/shit in the pool. Lame industry types r mad that they have been called out on racist deeds or comments and r trying to pull some stealthy Machiavellian bullshit.

nah its not a conspiracy. just a wake up call for people that think racism has gotten better.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JosephSmith on September 30, 2018, 03:20:53 PM
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There are agent provocateurs posting racist shit on slap under the guise of "low-IQ or juvenile troll" to poison the well/shit in the pool. Lame industry types r mad that they have been called out on racist deeds or comments and r trying to pull some stealthy Machiavellian bullshit.
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nah its not a conspiracy. just a wake up call for people that think racism has gotten better.

It sucks ass that you are probably 100% correct. Your analysis is definitely congruent with Occam's razor.  I just can't get over how contrived some of the "trolls" seem to be.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 30, 2018, 03:22:55 PM
Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand

Tim the Tool Man Taylor
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pointandclick on September 30, 2018, 06:50:29 PM
A very well known Canadian skateboarder has acted as a consultant to architectural firms and civic governments, pioneering the design and implementation of skate-stop architecture. Multiple high-level pros are now implicated and have been on the take and involved since the mid-1990s.
names?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: straight on September 30, 2018, 06:54:30 PM
more of a misconception than a conspiracy but everyone thinks the pyramid country dudes are from arizona when they’re actually from the midwest
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SHIREFLIP on September 30, 2018, 07:05:21 PM
A very well known Canadian skateboarder has acted as a consultant to architectural firms and civic governments, pioneering the design and implementation of skate-stop architecture. Multiple high-level pros are now implicated and have been on the take and involved since the mid-1990s.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGjR1y7UtEe4Y4o/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: yapple dapple on September 30, 2018, 07:59:29 PM
Kevin Staab invented skate stoppers.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 30, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 30, 2018, 09:48:04 PM
you leave my slappy nose slides alone!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Chavo on September 30, 2018, 10:00:09 PM
Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.

I'm old enough to remember 5 years ago, so I already know what that's like.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Kolostrum on September 30, 2018, 10:01:23 PM
more of a misconception than a conspiracy but everyone thinks the pyramid country dudes are from arizona when they’re actually from the midwest

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-04-2015/9oXe4o.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Paul Cicero on September 30, 2018, 10:19:10 PM
Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.

Hold up, So let me get this straight, you predict we will look back on the past and think what we wore and used in that time period is funny?!

Mind blowing stuff.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on October 01, 2018, 06:41:55 AM
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But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn
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I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.
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(https://i.giphy.com/media/3kIcyN7fUtlUA/giphy.webp)


I'll slow down for you.
A hardware company I like stopped making hardware. So. I'm sad. Ok?
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Probably time to just quit skating bro. You’ll never feel the same about another piece of hardware again. Rip ur fave company tho. A true tragic

Free max b

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MindlessSlimGaur-small.gif)



(https://i.giphy.com/media/Cjjq72DcWvwn6/giphy.webp)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: poor alice on October 01, 2018, 06:57:49 AM
I don’t know anyone that feels a particular way about hardware.
As long as they are Allen heads and aren’t a rip off I’ll buy any brand.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on October 01, 2018, 09:23:56 AM
I don’t know anyone that feels a particular way about hardware.
As long as they are Allen heads and aren’t a rip off I’ll buy any brand.

Dude the hardware rabbit hole is deep!!

Deeper than telekinesis

Deeper than your sister dyin' and your telling your nieces

The deeper it gets, boy the pressure increases

But pressure make diamonds
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on October 01, 2018, 12:31:59 PM
I don’t know anyone that feels a particular way about hardware.
As long as they are Allen heads and aren’t a rip off I’ll buy any brand.
Then look it up idk. I thought slap knew about skateboard technology. Wheels are different, grip is different, wood is different, trucks are different. Etc...

(https://mrragz.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/7eb6b-11262901_432968886893915_1934015726_n.jpg?w=474)

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 01, 2018, 02:19:57 PM
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Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.
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Hold up, So let me get this straight, you predict we will look back on the past and think what we wore and used in that time period is funny?!

Mind blowing stuff.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I’m saying.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Surf-goth on October 01, 2018, 04:33:40 PM
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Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand
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Tim the Tool Man Taylor


Holy shit dude I'm starting a bolts company called binford
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Surf-goth on October 01, 2018, 05:06:27 PM
Nick Trapasso embezzled money from Toy Machine and used it to start LE.

There's an old thrasher interview where billy marks clearly states that to be the case
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on October 01, 2018, 05:16:24 PM
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Nick Trapasso embezzled money from Toy Machine and used it to start LE.
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There's an old thrasher interview where billy marks clearly states that to be the case

Yeah but who's gonna listen to billy marks??
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 01, 2018, 05:16:34 PM
I just bought some 5/16 axle nuts from Home Depot I refuse to be a walking billboard fuck you. Unless it's for Home Depot.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: straight on October 01, 2018, 05:22:08 PM
billy marks is a little person
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: slappies on October 01, 2018, 05:22:17 PM
I just bought some 5/16 axle nuts from Home Depot I refuse to be a walking billboard fuck you. Unless it's for Home Depot.

They sponsor Tony Stewart and he killed a dude, Home Depot is the bad boy of NASCAR sponsorships. They're like the Anti-Hero of racecars.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ungzilla on October 01, 2018, 07:22:42 PM
stop gentrifying daytona! fuck your timeshare!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pigeon on October 02, 2018, 10:29:50 AM
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Nick Trapasso embezzled money from Toy Machine and used it to start LE.
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There's an old thrasher interview where billy marks clearly states that to be the case
Are Toy & Foundation’s finances not under one company? Also, how and why did he have access to Tum Yeto finances. If he didn’t, wouldn’t that be larceny?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: slappies on October 02, 2018, 11:17:07 AM
stop gentrifying daytona! fuck your timeshare!

The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing owes you nothing but a flat tire and some whiplash. Hellride motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Larry Sportello on October 02, 2018, 11:30:42 AM
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Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand
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Tim the Tool Man Taylor
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Holy shit dude I'm starting a bolts company called binford



I'm immediately a loyal customer.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Frank on October 02, 2018, 01:35:42 PM
Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.

lame prediction, any person that's over 30 can predict that shit, since it's all cyclical. it's all been there before, even the highwaters. why would people start to hate on snapbacks? it's just a method to tighten your headwear, what the fuck makes it worse than a strapback, a flexfit, fitted new era, etc..., it's a trend for once, but also a personal decision. i mean it's a damn cap, they won't go anywhere. people been wearing baseball caps for about 100 years now. they also all look the fucking same in the front, who cares. same goes for shaped decks. why lessen options and ridicule people for their tastes? it's like only 10% max of all skaters nowadays ride shaped decks.

you are probably right in that people will cherry pick the most ridiculuos examples of todays trends in twenty years and will act like everyone was in on it, even though it's actually way more diverse and a sizable chunk of skaters is either just low key trendy or not at all. so in twenty years they will tell us that in 2018 absolutely everyone wore pants like gilbert crockett, that absolutely everyone skated shaped decks only and everyone but tiago lemos only did wallies, no complies and bonelesses, even though that's flat out wrong.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: FROTHY on October 02, 2018, 03:15:11 PM
Steve Berra and Eric Koston created a secret indoor skatepark in LA so that they could "train for street skating". I guarantee it's just going to turn into a money-making scheme, and neither of them are going to get any better at skating. Just watch. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Bmlbrett on October 02, 2018, 04:22:18 PM
Truck companies purposely sell shitty bushings in their trucks to save costs and encourage the sale of aftermarket bushings.

Pros were encouraged in their setup videos to pop shields so that kids and consumers would start doing it to sell more bearings, how much longer they last without popped shields is very significant.

Shoe brands like adidas and Nike use good materials for the first release of a shoe when all the reviews will be done, with each subsequent batch made they use cheaper and lower quality materials in certain places to offset lower sales and increase their profits.
true
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: toque on October 02, 2018, 06:00:50 PM
I try to get Bronze hardware if I can but it doesn't really matter. Would be down to support Bender or something too if it throws them a couple bucks.  I grabbed some Indy hardware a while ago not really thinking about it and looking at the little iron crosses drove me crazy. Indy is corny as hell and I'm AWAKE.  Had to switch them out after a couple sessions. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on October 02, 2018, 06:02:35 PM
I try to get Bronze hardware if I can but it doesn't really matter. Would be down to support Bender or something too if it throws them a couple bucks.  I grabbed some Indy hardware a while ago not really thinking about it and looking at the little iron crosses drove me crazy. Indy is corny as hell and I'm AWAKE.  Had to switch them out after a couple sessions.

(https://i.imgur.com/tMYhHg1.jpg)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on October 02, 2018, 06:30:21 PM
Nah I'd be bummed on little Iron Crosses too.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 02, 2018, 06:46:05 PM
That's just how phillips heads look
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pigeon on October 02, 2018, 06:59:14 PM
That's just how phillips heads look
Would you say that they’re superior to allen heads?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on October 02, 2018, 07:35:54 PM
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That's just how phillips heads look
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Would you say that they’re superior to allen heads?

Looked them up and yes that is just how phillips heads look. I retract my earlier disgust. I thought maybe the combi bolts had some cute little logo on them or something.

Anyway, phillips head all the way. If there's no phillips head screwdriver in the house, you're sorta fucked. Allen keys are way less common and I think I have only used them on skateboard bolts and Italian film projectors built in the 1950s.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man! on October 02, 2018, 07:49:18 PM
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I just bought some 5/16 axle nuts from Home Depot I refuse to be a walking billboard fuck you. Unless it's for Home Depot.
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They sponsor Tony Stewart and he killed a dude, Home Depot is the bad boy of NASCAR sponsorships. They're like the Anti-HeroPlan B of racecars.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: planman on October 03, 2018, 12:24:53 AM
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That's just how phillips heads look
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Would you say that they’re superior to allen heads?
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Looked them up and yes that is just how phillips heads look. I retract my earlier disgust. I thought maybe the combi bolts had some cute little logo on them or something.

Anyway, phillips head all the way. If there's no phillips head screwdriver in the house, you're sorta fucked. Allen keys are way less common and I think I have only used them on skateboard bolts and Italian film projectors built in the 1950s.
I have a number of allen keys because I need them for my bikes, but I still use phillips hardware because allen hardware is fucking stupid
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: el chino on October 03, 2018, 12:58:18 AM
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I just bought some 5/16 axle nuts from Home Depot I refuse to be a walking billboard fuck you. Unless it's for Home Depot.
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They sponsor Tony Stewart and he killed a dude, Home Depot is the bad boy of NASCAR sponsorships. They're like the Anti-HeroPlan B of racecars.
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hah!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on October 03, 2018, 11:49:35 AM
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Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand
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Tim the Tool Man Taylor
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Holy shit dude I'm starting a bolts company called binford


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I'm immediately a loyal customer.

(https://media.tenor.com/images/50d5c33e927dd5fee2d9297c0e29c399/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Willie on October 03, 2018, 03:52:54 PM
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That's just how phillips heads look
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Would you say that they’re superior to allen heads?
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Looked them up and yes that is just how phillips heads look. I retract my earlier disgust. I thought maybe the combi bolts had some cute little logo on them or something.

Anyway, phillips head all the way. If there's no phillips head screwdriver in the house, you're sorta fucked. Allen keys are way less common and I think I have only used them on skateboard bolts and Italian film projectors built in the 1950s.
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I have a number of allen keys because I need them for my bikes, but I still use phillips hardware because allen hardware is fucking stupid


Allen hardware is totally superior but I never buy it because you'll never have the tool when you really need it and you can always scrounge up a Phillips or small enough flathead.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 03, 2018, 06:39:46 PM
I’ve become more and more OCD about only skating allen key hardware.  It’s silly, but looking down and seeing philips head bolts just nags at me.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: 7 year old on October 06, 2018, 07:25:45 AM
Kyle Walker is secretly Greg Lutzka.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: micky682 on October 06, 2018, 08:03:08 AM
Kyle Walker is secretly Greg Lutzka.
I geeked.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: full of jerks on October 06, 2018, 10:25:10 AM
Skateboarding hasn't advanced much lately because nobody makes Torx head hardware.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: augustmoon on October 06, 2018, 10:32:35 AM
a lot of skaters got good at skating big rails because they were rollerbladers before switching to skateboarding
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on October 06, 2018, 10:36:43 AM
Skateboarding hasn't advanced much lately because nobody makes Torx head hardware.

Torx is too up river.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: bo bice on October 06, 2018, 11:29:21 AM
a lot of skaters got good at skating big rails because they were rollerbladers before switching to skateboarding

Did you do a lot of whip-its as a kid or what
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: os89 on October 06, 2018, 12:07:21 PM
While in middle school, it was an undisputed fact that Gilbert lost a nut on a rail, he was out for a while, yada yada yada no one really mentioned it to his face.

I was impressed.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pigeon on October 07, 2018, 06:37:53 PM
Dill did 9/11.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Bitter on October 07, 2018, 06:59:13 PM
Either 917 or FA had the Aidan Mackey of 917 topic deleted.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on October 12, 2018, 06:01:14 AM
The Monsanto Corporation paid Spenny to change his instagram name and stop preaching about the virtues of organic produce
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ziad on October 12, 2018, 07:02:19 AM
Nike paid Vice and had Andy Roy go to the Consolidated guys and have that fight filmed for his episode on Vice, to make Consolidated look bad and have the hardcore skaters hate on them, as a pay back for the Fuck Nike SB campaign.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on October 12, 2018, 07:42:57 AM
a lot of skaters got good at skating big rails because they were rollerbladers before switching to skateboarding
There was a somewhat famous amateur skateboarder in the late aughts who used to rollerblade and, as such, was super good at fakie tricks and landing backwards.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pigeon on October 12, 2018, 07:54:15 AM
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a lot of skaters got good at skating big rails because they were rollerbladers before switching to skateboarding
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There was a somewhat famous amateur skateboarder in the late aughts who used to rollerblade and, as such, was super good at fakie tricks and landing backwards.
Does he happen to love mrs.sarahthe1?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: StabMasterArson on October 12, 2018, 08:04:02 AM
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a lot of skaters got good at skating big rails because they were rollerbladers before switching to skateboarding
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There was a somewhat famous amateur skateboarder in the late aughts who used to rollerblade and, as such, was super good at fakie tricks and landing backwards.

Clyde Singleton claimed that he was good at fakie because he shaves only one side of his balls.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: notcool on October 18, 2018, 02:45:23 PM
There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.


Also I believe there's a reason that its insidiously designed to sell your life to Element brand
Look at Terry Kennedy when he got shot not one of his teammate's from element came to see him through?! So what's that say about loyalty...... Baker had his back.

I just thought Forrest Kirby faded out of skating. what was he using? this is crazy.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: notcool on October 18, 2018, 02:46:23 PM
Nike paid Vice and had Andy Roy go to the Consolidated guys and have that fight filmed for his episode on Vice, to make Consolidated look bad and have the hardcore skaters hate on them, as a pay back for the Fuck Nike SB campaign.
good one
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Spliffallstar on October 18, 2018, 03:32:19 PM
In the battle at the berrics, how much movie magic is actually used in the editing room during these games? I refuse to believe professionals are so good at skateboarding that they do not consecutively fall on flatground tricks in a game of SKATE. It's disingenuous to the layman and sets an unrealistic expectation for me and my fellow flat-g connoisseurs. I want to see my favorite pros slam on my go-to tricks


There that good
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on October 18, 2018, 04:00:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/iHqqGsL.png)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 18, 2018, 06:01:45 PM
Not only has no one ever purchased a pair of Diamond shoes, they never actually existed at all.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on October 22, 2018, 02:43:43 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpP5BHileGg/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=scjy079stdqw
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ungzilla on October 22, 2018, 03:25:20 PM
should fit right in w/ the rest of those IOC shitbirds
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chipped tail on October 22, 2018, 04:56:19 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpP5BHileGg/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=scjy079stdqw
this deserves a new thread. not it
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 22, 2018, 04:59:09 PM
Did anyone ever get Neal Hendrix and Neil Heddings mixed up?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: StabMasterArson on October 22, 2018, 05:04:18 PM
That's not the kind of behavior I'd expect out of someone who skated to The Get up Kids.

Shame on him.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: weregoingunion on October 22, 2018, 06:20:48 PM
That's not the kind of behavior I'd expect out of someone who skated to The Get up Kids.

Shame on him.
“what became of everyone i used to know?”

amirite?!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on October 22, 2018, 07:09:52 PM
I tried to start a thread with that post but it instantly got locked...idk.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mobkickflipper on November 26, 2018, 11:40:21 AM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
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Fun fact: that guy released a interview on Muckmouth implicating "someone" but has since been removed and the closest you can get to reading about it is a small quoted excerpt on this message board.

That's probably because they were sent a cease and desist from Way's lawyers or something like that, you know, you just can't go around throwing serious accusations like that and expect that the accused says nothing.
I'm not saying it's true or false, just that there are courts for that shit.
I have an article on some old '94 Big Brother, written by Swindell himself where he gives his version of the fatcs, i have no scanner at home but if i get the chance i'll post it here.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pigeon on November 26, 2018, 01:36:22 PM
Did anyone ever get Neal Hendrix and Neil Heddings mixed up?
No — one of them really likes kids and the other doesn’t.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: frankie5000 on November 27, 2018, 03:21:53 PM
vanity fair is positioning them selves to buy out skateboarding in the near future $$$
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chipped tail on November 27, 2018, 03:30:17 PM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
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Fun fact: that guy released a interview on Muckmouth implicating "someone" but has since been removed and the closest you can get to reading about it is a small quoted excerpt on this message board.
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That's probably because they were sent a cease and desist from Way's lawyers or something like that, you know, you just can't go around throwing serious accusations like that and expect that the accused says nothing.
I'm not saying it's true or false, just that there are courts for that shit.
I have an article on some old '94 Big Brother, written by Swindell himself where he gives his version of the fatcs, i have no scanner at home but if i get the chance i'll post it here.
Ive read that shit and Swindel says he kicked the dudes ass but didnt stop him to death. Keith was actually stomped out by Steve Mateus who only spent 3 years in prison as plea deal for snitching on Swindel who did around 15 years. The Steve guy still works in the industry for Rock Star Energy. Kinda lame that hes not blacklisted.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chipped tail on November 27, 2018, 03:31:20 PM
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No — one of them really likes kids and the other kills them.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: frankie5000 on November 28, 2018, 12:10:58 PM
vanity fair owns fashion and advertising from a time passed they want to stay retentive in the advertising market that has changed thrasher has become a fashion ''style'' magazine of a new generation a publication they need to own in there fashion monopoly 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: slippy on November 28, 2018, 12:27:13 PM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
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Fun fact: that guy released a interview on Muckmouth implicating "someone" but has since been removed and the closest you can get to reading about it is a small quoted excerpt on this message board.
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That's probably because they were sent a cease and desist from Way's lawyers or something like that, you know, you just can't go around throwing serious accusations like that and expect that the accused says nothing.
I'm not saying it's true or false, just that there are courts for that shit.
I have an article on some old '94 Big Brother, written by Swindell himself where he gives his version of the fatcs, i have no scanner at home but if i get the chance i'll post it here.
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Ive read that shit and Swindel says he kicked the dudes ass but didnt stop him to death. Keith was actually stomped out by Steve Mateus who only spent 3 years in prison as plea deal for snitching on Swindel who did around 15 years. The Steve guy still works in the industry for Rock Star Energy. Kinda lame that hes not blacklisted.

Report him to High Czar Patlanta
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: tortfeasor on November 28, 2018, 02:22:31 PM
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Danny way killed a guy.
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for being gay. And someone else took the blame because Danny was up and coming.


There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
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Fun fact: that guy released a interview on Muckmouth implicating "someone" but has since been removed and the closest you can get to reading about it is a small quoted excerpt on this message board.

its the internet, nothing is gone forever you can read the whole thing with a little web sleuthing.  I just reread it.  shit is so sad all around.

here is proof that you can still see it.
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I tried skating flat ground. It took about five tries but, I landed the ugliest kick-flip ever. It was by far the greatest day of my life.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mobkickflipper on November 28, 2018, 04:32:46 PM
Here is Josh Swindell's letter to Big Brother in '94, sorry i have no scanner so i can only post a shot of the part where he speaks about how things went down, according to him.

(http://i66.tinypic.com/2niqwc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dorothy Zbornak on November 28, 2018, 05:25:30 PM
The Swindell shit is definitely nuts. I remember reading another BB article about him getting caught in Mexico with a gun and doing time in a Mexican jail. Article was nuts. Anyone remember that? Dude's definitely been through some shit. Reading the posts about Van Wastell here broke my fucking heart. R.I.P. Thread's a good read, though.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ManMelt on November 28, 2018, 06:11:08 PM
I have a theory that Shawn Powers must have some serious blackmail dirt on the owner of Palace, because he is seriously the corniest dude out there. Why a company like that would fuck with such a kook is beyond me. I would pay to watch a video of him getting hoe slapped.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TD on November 29, 2018, 12:22:37 AM
I have a theory that Shawn Powers must have some serious blackmail dirt on the owner of Palace, because he is seriously the corniest dude out there. Why a company like that would fuck with such a kook is beyond me. I would pay to watch a video of him getting hoe slapped.

Shawn Powers confirmed to be in possession of a fergus purcell sex tape
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: CoMpLeMeNts4U on November 29, 2018, 12:45:24 AM
Not only has no one ever purchased a pair of Diamond shoes, they never actually existed at all.
I believe this. Same with ammo skateboards, never really existed. Theres a Felix connection there. Dudes in deep on slap though so I can't go any further.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shripshrapper on November 29, 2018, 03:06:28 PM
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I believe this. Same with ammo skateboards, never really existed. Theres a Felix connection there. Dudes in deep on slap though so I can't go any further.

I also don't believe manny santiago is a real person. Crisis actor all the way.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DadBod on November 29, 2018, 04:16:11 PM
I try to get Bronze hardware if I can but it doesn't really matter. Would be down to support Bender or something too if it throws them a couple bucks.  I grabbed some Indy hardware a while ago not really thinking about it and looking at the little iron crosses drove me crazy. Indy is corny as hell and I'm AWAKE.  Had to switch them out after a couple sessions.

 Benders got the best fuvkin boltz
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cloudy on December 04, 2018, 07:51:15 AM
stella reynolds is a mole placed at element by andrew reynolds as part of an elaborate industrial espionage ploy. all as payback for them backing up the brinks truck to tk and thereby catalyzing his downward spiral into lunacy. and because they stole miner from emerica. and because johnny schillereff is a kook.

reynolds found out that someone turned down this year's soty. was it meant to go to evan smith, good friend of tyson peterson? speaking of tyson, isn't he rumored to be of element and heading to baker?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ihatejulio on December 05, 2018, 05:38:02 PM
Companies leak their own videos onto Pornhub to capitalize on the hype involved in viewing a video that could potentially be pulled within a day or two. The sense of urgency to watch it before it gets pulled gets strong initial viewership and more eyes on the brand.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: LostBearings on December 06, 2018, 12:13:00 PM
stella reynolds is a mole placed at element by andrew reynolds as part of an elaborate industrial espionage ploy. all as payback for them backing up the brinks truck to tk and thereby catalyzing his downward spiral into lunacy. and because they stole miner from emerica. and because johnny schillereff is a kook.

reynolds found out that someone turned down this year's soty. was it meant to go to evan smith, good friend of tyson peterson? speaking of tyson, isn't he rumored to be of element and heading to baker?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/)
Wouldn't be surprised. Baker picked up Jacopo Carozzi from element.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: planman on December 06, 2018, 12:13:56 PM
Pretty sure Quasi was actually behind the PH leak of Mother
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on December 06, 2018, 12:26:59 PM
I don't think they were but I'm pretty sure Baker leaked Baker Has A Deathwish like, ten years back this April. It was on a Filefront server and the one uploaded is different than the final version of the video on the DVD.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on December 06, 2018, 12:27:39 PM
Pretty sure Quasi was actually behind the PH leak of Mother

That was what was claimed on Skateline at the time.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on December 06, 2018, 12:32:12 PM
I don't think they were but I'm pretty sure Baker leaked Baker Has A Deathwish like, ten years back this April. It was on a Filefront server and the one uploaded is different than the final version of the video on the DVD.
I had a homie that got his hands on a burned copy of that version well before it was even a thing. Only watched it once and I barely remember the differences
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 06, 2018, 12:56:59 PM
Pretty sure Quasi was actually behind the PH leak of Mother

I think Justin Henry said something to that effect because they wanted it to be seen before a song got pulled
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: yapple dapple on December 06, 2018, 03:41:34 PM
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stella reynolds is a mole placed at element by andrew reynolds as part of an elaborate industrial espionage ploy. all as payback for them backing up the brinks truck to tk and thereby catalyzing his downward spiral into lunacy. and because they stole miner from emerica. and because johnny schillereff is a kook.

reynolds found out that someone turned down this year's soty. was it meant to go to evan smith, good friend of tyson peterson? speaking of tyson, isn't he rumored to be of element and heading to baker?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/)
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Wouldn't be surprised. Baker picked up Jacopo Carozzi from element.
(http://skately.com/img/library/print/medium/element-skateboards-andy-stone-1994.jpg)
My 1st and last element board was the one that said "Stone". I'm developing mine own style I call "stone core".
I only wear colors that are in rock form, as I carry black tourmaline in my pocket every day. Is there something to this?
I don't know.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sizzle_chest on December 07, 2018, 05:20:41 AM
Phelps died last year after that slam on the hill bomb. He is now a programmable tool of the skateboard industry.

High Speed had him on life support for a few months after he slammed on his head and slipped into a coma. They were ready to pull the plug but then Koston and Berra stepped in and proposed an already outlined plan they had for themselves to keep the Berrics alive after they died.

High Speed sold Phelps' decrepit shell for an undisclosed amount. Since he already looked half-dead before, most people never noticed Phelps was now a fully dead Berrics programmed robot.

Reynolds and Greco were leaked the project details and they wanted in. They invested heavily, signed the NDA and voila: Foy became SOTY.

On September 23rd of this year Dill and AVE, via their own mole, Mulder (Richard), obtained blueprints of Phelpsbot's infrastructure, hacked the OS and took control of him remotely, hence TJ is now SOTY.

Berra is super pissed.

This fight over Phelpsbot will continue for the end of time.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on December 07, 2018, 05:34:56 AM
Phelps died last year after that slam on the hill bomb. He is now a programmable tool of the skateboard industry.

High Speed had him on life support for a few months after he slammed on his head and slipped into a coma. They were ready to pull the plug but then Koston and Berra stepped in and proposed an already outlined plan they had for themselves to keep the Berrics alive after they died.

High Speed sold Phelps' decrepit shell for an undisclosed amount. Since he already looked half-dead before, most people never noticed Phelps was now a fully dead Berrics programmed robot.

Reynolds and Greco were leaked the project details and they wanted in. They invested heavily, signed the NDA and voila: Foy became SOTY.

On September 23rd of this year Dill and AVE, via their own mole, Mulder (Richard), obtained blueprints of Phelpsbot's infrastructure, hacked the OS and took control of him remotely, hence TJ is now SOTY.

Berra is super pissed.

This fight over Phelpsbot will continue for the end of time.


I knew the Scientology angle that Dill always took up with Borra was a cover for his true intentions...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shitdick22 on December 07, 2018, 08:42:41 AM
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I think Justin Henry said something to that effect because they wanted it to be seen before a song got pulled

Pretty sure Paul Young posted it up there after it got copyright blocked on youtube.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Shifty Flip on December 07, 2018, 04:35:16 PM
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stella reynolds is a mole placed at element by andrew reynolds as part of an elaborate industrial espionage ploy. all as payback for them backing up the brinks truck to tk and thereby catalyzing his downward spiral into lunacy. and because they stole miner from emerica. and because johnny schillereff is a kook.

reynolds found out that someone turned down this year's soty. was it meant to go to evan smith, good friend of tyson peterson? speaking of tyson, isn't he rumored to be of element and heading to baker?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/)
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Wouldn't be surprised. Baker picked up Jacopo Carozzi from element.
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(http://skately.com/img/library/print/medium/element-skateboards-andy-stone-1994.jpg)
My 1st and last element board was the one that said "Stone". I'm developing mine own style I call "stone core".
I only wear colors that are in rock form, as I carry black tourmaline in my pocket every day. Is there something to this?
I don't know.
Black in my pocket, watermelon on my neck. Fully flexin on the cosmos kid.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pdknox on December 20, 2018, 08:22:27 PM
red bull gives you male pattern baldness.  think about it you guys
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Krooked antihero on December 20, 2018, 08:36:58 PM
red bull gives you male pattern baldness.  think about it you guys
Don’t worry mate, I’m sure atleast half of Slap is there already(me included) 😄
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: whorific on December 20, 2018, 09:17:16 PM
I have a theory that Shawn Powers must have some serious blackmail dirt on the owner of Palace, because he is seriously the corniest dude out there. Why a company like that would fuck with such a kook is beyond me. I would pay to watch a video of him getting hoe slapped.

his lines are automatic he don't give a fuck , lofi in the streets fo realz yo
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on December 20, 2018, 11:02:15 PM
The WKND dudes (mainly via Grant) are able to skate all those houses because they’re actually empty and friend of WKND Danny Montoya is a real estate agent.

Also I think Grant edited in audio of a dog barking in ‘Who’s to Say’.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on December 21, 2018, 03:00:17 AM
The WKND dudes (mainly via Grant) are able to skate all those houses because they’re actually empty and friend of WKND Danny Montoya is a real estate agent.

Also I think Grant edited in audio of a dog barking in ‘Who’s to Say’.
I know he did in Taylor 'Big Dahg" Caruso's welcome part
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pigeon on December 21, 2018, 07:22:31 AM
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red bull gives you male pattern baldness.  think about it you guys
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Don’t worry mate, I’m sure atleast half of Slap is there already(me included) 😄
It’s probably caused from drinking/dehydration and lack of nutrients. I’m surprised no skateboarder has come out with hair gel/pomade since skateboarders selling non-skateboarding related items have more marketability these days. It’s probably a conspiracy to sell hats, though.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Murge on December 21, 2018, 07:31:03 AM
stella reynolds is a mole placed at element by andrew reynolds as part of an elaborate industrial espionage ploy. all as payback for them backing up the brinks truck to tk and thereby catalyzing his downward spiral into lunacy. and because they stole miner from emerica. and because johnny schillereff is a kook.

reynolds found out that someone turned down this year's soty. was it meant to go to evan smith, good friend of tyson peterson? speaking of tyson, isn't he rumored to be of element and heading to baker?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd2jcLH-Fs/)


I believe.

Even if Stella is not intentionally spying she may just run her mouth to Reynolds and he’s like hell yeah thanks for the tip here’s some ice cream.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: C. R. E. A. M on December 21, 2018, 08:25:12 AM
Tom Penny taking some bad drugs having a lasting effect around  97ish.. Then he disappeared for a few years to get his head straight
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ducky Fucky on December 21, 2018, 10:10:25 AM
The Earth is flat, dinosaurs are fake, satellite's are also fake. We didn't land on the moon.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on December 21, 2018, 10:11:25 AM
Braydon szarfranski was the ENTIRE emerica teams drug dealer but instead of paying him they let him be part of their crew and he got good enough to be on.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pdknox on December 21, 2018, 10:19:01 AM
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Don’t worry mate, I’m sure atleast half of Slap is there already(me included) 😄
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It’s probably caused from drinking/dehydration and lack of nutrients. I’m surprised no skateboarder has come out with hair gel/pomade since skateboarders selling non-skateboarding related items have more marketability these days. It’s probably a conspiracy to sell hats, though.

which is why redbull requires contractually that their riders wear the hats
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: E on December 21, 2018, 11:30:32 AM
There's a conspiracy theory if you wear a hat a lot you go bald, I think the original joke is that red bull riders wear the hat all the time therefore they go bald...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Luddite on December 21, 2018, 06:57:38 PM
Reynolds and Ellington encouraged TK and Slash to have Instagram meltdowns in order to try to stir up some relevancy for them. TK’s backfired and he left to “make billions” and Slash seems to have gotten on Lakai as a result
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on December 21, 2018, 08:58:02 PM
Maybe have mentioned this before, but I read an old Lib Tech ad like 15 or so years ago that said (in small lettering) how a lot of major board companies give their riders boards with their best wood while selling inferior wood to the public. The ad went on to say that Lib Tech didn't do that, and gives the best wood, etc.

Don't know if that's true (and here I'm thinking of Elijah Berle solely riding the PS Stix 20th anniversary Girl boards even though it's way later) but it was disheartening at the time, although it didn't make me want to forego my favourite companies and buy a Lib Tech board. I took this thread way too seriously, huh.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: tom on December 21, 2018, 09:12:05 PM
Maybe have mentioned this before, but I read an old Lib Tech ad like 15 or so years ago that said (in small lettering) how a lot of major board companies give their riders boards with their best wood while selling inferior wood to the public. The ad went on to say that Lib Tech didn't do that, and gives the best wood, etc.

Don't know if that's true (and here I'm thinking of Elijah Berle solely riding the PS Stix 20th anniversary Girl boards even though it's way later) but it was disheartening at the time, although it didn't make me want to forego my favourite companies and buy a Lib Tech board. I took this thread way too seriously, huh.
It happens all the time. I got a Blind board in like 2003 from Corey Sheppard that was printed on Bareback/Generator boards. Leo Romero had an interview where he said his personal use boards printed on Generator boards. A few years ago the Girl/Chocolate dudes were all skating PS Stix boards while their production runs were whatever shitty woodshop they now use. It costs more to do a full run on good boards; go figure
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Knox Harrington on December 21, 2018, 09:13:23 PM
There's a secret association of well known pros who have government connections to get famous skate spots destroyed. It's thought that they do this to avoid being one upped. I don't have all of the details, but it's no coincidence that Mike Carroll was heavily involved with EMB, Pier 7, and Hubba Hideout or that the Rick and Mike part in Mouse had footage at the Venice Pavillion, Wilshire rail, USC block, etc. Another obvious one is what Kalis ended up doing to Love Park and Jkwon.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: 90sDamiano on December 22, 2018, 12:13:46 PM
Thrasher rough cuts intentionally leave out all the attempts and just show unedited makes to keep us from learning from pros trials and errors
:-X
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: BALARGUE on December 23, 2018, 03:32:27 AM
Maybe have mentioned this before, but I read an old Lib Tech ad like 15 or so years ago that said (in small lettering) how a lot of major board companies give their riders boards with their best wood while selling inferior wood to the public. The ad went on to say that Lib Tech didn't do that, and gives the best wood, etc.

Don't know if that's true (and here I'm thinking of Elijah Berle solely riding the PS Stix 20th anniversary Girl boards even though it's way later) but it was disheartening at the time, although it didn't make me want to forego my favourite companies and buy a Lib Tech board. I took this thread way too seriously, huh.

Real website

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Unlike many companies, we don’t make special decks for our team riders and then sell decks of lesser quality. The same decks the team rides are the ones we sell. It’s the way it should be.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on December 23, 2018, 05:18:29 AM
Braydon szarfranski was the ENTIRE emerica teams drug dealer but instead of paying him they let him be part of their crew and he got good enough to be on.
Isn’t this how Shane Heyl got on?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Giza Butler on January 25, 2019, 12:47:49 AM
After the padless 540, Yuto proved himself as one of the best skaters atm.

Since the Olympics are held in Japan and being its first year, they'll need some clean cut, no questions asked winner (No Ninejah, not you) in order to keep a family/TV image and keep on cashing.

So, Yuto has already won Olympic Gold.


Edit: Shalom.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: stokedtrout on January 25, 2019, 05:42:46 AM
After the padless 540, Yuto proved himself as one of the best skaters atm.

Since the Olympics are held in Japan and being its first year, they'll need some clean cut, no questions asked winner (No Ninejah, not you) in order to keep a family/TV image and keep on cashing.

So, Yuto has already won Olympic Gold.

I'd love to see it
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: squintharder on January 27, 2019, 09:10:55 AM
Not sure if it's a conspiracy theory, probs more of a rumor. But that chase webb and david loy raped some girl at a party. Wouldn't be surprised if it was true
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on January 27, 2019, 11:28:34 AM
Not sure if it's a conspiracy theory, probs more of a rumor. But that chase webb and david loy raped some girl at a party. Wouldn't be surprised if it was true

For your further edification, please enjoy this thread:
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=97458.msg2716671#msg2716671
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: winecrab on January 27, 2019, 12:10:37 PM
Boosh also admitted that Nick Trapasso jerked off and came on some passed out girl at a party. It was in one of the skatetalk live episodes. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on January 27, 2019, 12:46:15 PM
I think there's some truth to the rumor that Tony Hawks dad threw his weight around with ESPN and the XGames to keep Tas Pappas from being the first to land the 900. They wanted the clean-cut Tony to be the ambassador to skateboarding and not the hard-partying Australian guy.

Woodward has gotten so big because of all the hush money that skate companies have paid them to keep all the incidents of their riders hooking up with underage girls from the gymnastics camp.

Numbers the skateboard company only exists as a tax-write off since they would end up with more money than taking a paycheck from Girl and being taxed for it.



 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doublesteveburger on January 27, 2019, 12:50:29 PM
Boosh also admitted that Nick Trapasso jerked off and came on some passed out girl at a party. It was in one of the skatetalk live episodes.


extend it B
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on January 27, 2019, 01:14:27 PM
I think there's some truth to the rumor that Tony Hawks dad threw his weight around with ESPN and the XGames to keep Tas Pappas from being the first to land the 900. They wanted the clean cut Tony to be the ambassador to skateboarding and not the hard-partying Australian guy.

You know Tony landed the 900 four years after his dad died right?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: stokedtrout on January 27, 2019, 01:21:58 PM
I think there's some truth to the rumor that Tony Hawks dad threw his weight around with ESPN and the XGames to keep Tas Pappas from being the first to land the 900. They wanted the clean cut Tony to be the ambassador to skateboarding and not the hard-partying Australian guy.

Or maybe Tas is bitter and paranoid.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Brguy on January 27, 2019, 01:22:10 PM
I think there's some truth to the rumor that Tony Hawks dad threw his weight around with ESPN and the XGames to keep Tas Pappas from being the first to land the 900. They wanted the clean cut Tony to be the ambassador to skateboarding and not the hard-partying Australian guy.
Didn't the hard-partying Australian guy basically land zero tricks, therefore impeding him to keep trying later in the contest?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 27, 2019, 02:10:49 PM
There are three graying, bearded men in white lab coats currently passing themselves off as the real Paul Schmitt. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ayanami on January 27, 2019, 02:16:55 PM
TK is always watching.

Shalom.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: getdatshrimp on January 27, 2019, 03:09:09 PM
 Kevin Harris had something to do with the invention of skateboard caps on ledges.  Then they all started rolling out around Vancouver.  I asked him about it; he's heard the rumor before. But denied it.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: squintharder on January 27, 2019, 03:48:07 PM
someone (maybe Dill?) once said that some companies will have their graphics printed on PS Stix for their riders and sell shit wood to the customers.

Yeah i believe that with crailtap. Every board i skated from them has been total shit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on January 27, 2019, 03:54:54 PM
I think there's some truth to the rumor that Tony Hawks dad threw his weight around with ESPN and the XGames to keep Tas Pappas from being the first to land the 900. They wanted the clean-cut Tony to be the ambassador to skateboarding and not the hard-partying Australian guy.
Tony debunks this conspiracy pretty thoroughly here: https://skateboarding.transworld.net/news/tony-hawk-responds-to-allegations-made-in-all-this-mayhem/
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PaulYoung on January 27, 2019, 04:07:54 PM
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Pretty sure Quasi was actually behind the PH leak of Mother
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I think Justin Henry said something to that effect because they wanted it to be seen before a song got pulled
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Pretty sure Paul Young posted it up there after it got copyright blocked on youtube.
Nah fake news. some random did it, think it was the same guy who posts all the vids on there no?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: natenola forever on January 27, 2019, 05:42:54 PM
Kevin Harris had something to do with the invention of skateboard caps on ledges.  Then they all started rolling out around Vancouver.  I asked him about it; he's heard the rumor before. But denied it.
That rumor went something like Kevin Harris wanted all the skate spots capped so kids would go to his park, which was bs cuz by that time his park had already been closed for a few years. Edward Devera or Spencer Fujimoto made it a really popular rumor cuz they said it in some interview, after that all the red dragon guys were wanting to fight him. There's a Colin or Moses interview where they talk about Vancouver government people taking pictures from parking garages while they were skating to plan how to shut down spots.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on January 27, 2019, 05:47:23 PM
There are three graying, bearded men in white lab coats currently passing themselves off as the real Paul Schmitt.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sanka Coffie on January 27, 2019, 08:16:17 PM
Dustin Dollin has been pulling a Jim Lahey on us the whole time and actually just drinks O'Doul's and iced tea
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Kill_Yourself_Now on January 27, 2019, 08:21:30 PM
There are three graying, bearded men in white lab coats currently passing themselves off as the real Paul Schmitt.

That's because Professor Schmitt accidentally cut his jugular testing out the new Ripsaw 2019 prototypes he'd been working on last year, RIP to a true scientist.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: stokedtrout on January 27, 2019, 08:38:30 PM
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I think there's some truth to the rumor that Tony Hawks dad threw his weight around with ESPN and the XGames to keep Tas Pappas from being the first to land the 900. They wanted the clean-cut Tony to be the ambassador to skateboarding and not the hard-partying Australian guy.
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Tony debunks this conspiracy pretty thoroughly here: https://skateboarding.transworld.net/news/tony-hawk-responds-to-allegations-made-in-all-this-mayhem/

I think Jenkem also interviewed a heap of key stakeholders about it like Tony, the X-games organiser, Bob, Dave Duncan (who was announcing) etc and every single one of them said that it was all down to ESPN & the X-Games people. The pros who were interviewed were kinda saying that it's no surprise that in a 5 or 6 man best trick that Tas was overlooked given that he was more of a middle of the pack kind of guy who rarely hit the podium. His omission was not really a surprise to anyone. Plus everyone thought he was dick because that's how he acted.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on February 06, 2019, 03:54:47 PM
In a scheme that took decades to come to fruition, in the 1960’s, chemical engineers and colleagues at MIT Mr. Edmund Shue and Dr. Masuki Gou, stumbled upon a proprietary formula that would spread like liquid and eventually form a protective, hardened shell.

Mr. Shue and Dr. Gou, in addition to being brilliant chemical engineers and longtime pals, were shrewd and calculating salesmen.  (Some say greed, even more than adhesives, is what truely held this partnership together.)

Realizing this adhesive needed a captive market, they knew that selling this product for ordinary household uses would never give them the filthy lucre necessary to fuel their wild, cocaine-encrusted, orgiastic, lavish lifestyles the two brilliant, yet flawed men desired.

While discussing how to somehow create a market that would somehow be hopelessly addicted to their adhesives, one of their research assistants, a pretty but shy graduate student (with a talent for sticking her nose in places where it ought not be) named Ms. Grieep Taape (named after her Netherlandish grandfather and Swedish great-godmother) walked in after overhearing the two adhesives experts and suggested a plan....The kids were starting a new craze called, in those days, “sidewalk surfing.” It was like the sport you know that is done in the water, but they used wheels mounted on a piece of wood to simulate a surf board.

“What if,” Grieep suggested, “we three use our background in adhesives to create a destructive form of gritty tape to give these regular kids something to rip their shoes to pieces on?  THEN they have to buy our shoe adhesive to FIX THE SHOES WE RIPPED!!! That way, we make our money coming and going!  With your two brilliant minds and my help, we’re going to be rich!”

“They will never fall for that!” decried Mr. Shue.  “You have mistaken the honora-bru intensions of American teen-ager Miss Taape-son!” said an angry Dr. Gou.

But late into the night, they planned, and they schemed.  Then they took a break.  Then they schemed some more. The two men eventually saw the wisdom in what their assistant said.  The abrasive product for the sidewalk surfers would be called “Grip Tape” (named after the young grad student.)

 Mr. Shue and Dr. Gou decided to make a play on their names, and called the product “Shoe Goo.”  They then immediately cut Ms. Taape out of the deal (it was a different time in gender relations, sadly.)  The bright young woman who actually came up with the idea never made a penny.

Shue and Gou succeeded in their hedonistic persuits as jet-setting multi-millionaires.  They have their private islands, mountains of cocaine and a harem of gorgeous women who exist only to pleasure them.  But their souls have eroded away long ago, much like the soles of so many Circas and Osiris and Vans their products destroy and yet simultaneously protect.

What happened to Ms. Taape, you ask?  Well she, had a brief career before falling in love and marrying an honest man outside of the adhesive industry.  She grew old with that man she loved, had a family... even watched her kids grow to give her lovely grandkids that she sees every weekend.  She doesn’t miss her Tuesday bridge game (no matter what!). And she even joined a skateboard message board in her free time... she goes by SneakySecrets.  Yes, that’s right, that woman is me.  Thank you for letting me tell my story to you.  While I still don’t understand what it is you kids do with your skateboards, I’ve grown to admire it.  I say go get ‘em and keep doing what you’re doing because I’m loving it guys!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ZEBRA on February 06, 2019, 04:37:57 PM
Not sure if this has been a post, but I got a pretty good one. Came up with it while super high.

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

Back in the 80’s, boards were super wide. And then as the late 90’s came around, they started getting more and more narrow. Using less wood. Hence the same price around $50 per deck.

Not until recently have decks started to go up to about $55, maybe $60 if it had foil or it’s a slick or something.

Boards are also a lot wider now.

Companies deliberately started making boards smaller to use less wood and keep the price point at around $50 to keep up with inflation. And now the trend is wider boards which use more material, so the price point is now going up.

If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

I hope I didn’t trip anyone out too bad.



Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: comicbookguy on February 06, 2019, 04:51:20 PM
If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

You seppo cunts have no idea how good you have it, Australia tax sucks.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on February 06, 2019, 08:48:45 PM
I had heard Mathias ringstrom (vert pro for Osiris back in the 90s) was picking up a stack of posters of himself promoting his shoe and made a stinker comment to Jerry Hsu saying something along the lines of “when you’ve put in as much time as me jerry you’ll get a shoe” in that same stack was Jerry’s first pro shoe poster too and he didn’t know it. Kanten Russell (if that somehow solidified this story) was who had shared this important news.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lee Ralphs Dear Old Mum on February 06, 2019, 09:08:16 PM
There are three graying, bearded men in white lab coats currently passing themselves off as the real Paul Schmitt.

Also, all 3 Paul Schmitts, despite the lab coats and grey beards, are NOT actual professors....

 And

 "X number of fingers width of flat" is not an actual measurement of anything.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shalom on February 06, 2019, 09:10:42 PM
feedmeseymour is TK
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cucktard on February 06, 2019, 10:24:28 PM
Flight decks are the result of George Powell’s sleepless nights due to guilt over swindling kids with ‘boneite’
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TheLurper on February 06, 2019, 11:48:30 PM

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....


I'm amazed that boards haven't dramatically increased over the past 2 decades. If boards went along with inflation the same board that cost $40 in 2000 should cost $58.36 in today's dollars.

Also, I can't find a simply commodity trading chart that shows the cost of maple on the market over the past 30 years, but this info has to be somewhere. (This is the best I could find, but was published in 2006, so it is a bit dated https://pubag.nal.usda.gov/download/2928/PDF.)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on February 07, 2019, 05:42:50 AM
Zero speeds up there videos in post production to make footage go with faster songs
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pdknox on February 07, 2019, 06:05:07 AM
if youre out skating and you have ripped laces, just go into the athletic wear section of the closest department store selling clothes.  Find some sweatpants with a drawstring and take that drawstring out to re-lace your little CTAs.  Now you dont need to go buy shoe laces and can get back to filming your IG clip.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jacob Gary on February 07, 2019, 06:57:08 AM
if youre out skating and you have ripped laces, just go into the athletic wear section of the closest department store selling clothes.  Find some sweatpants with a drawstring and take that drawstring out to re-lace your little CTAs.  Now you dont need to go buy shoe laces and can get back to filming your IG clip.

That's a tip, not a conspiracy...Unles I'm mistaken.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pdknox on February 07, 2019, 07:21:40 AM
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if youre out skating and you have ripped laces, just go into the athletic wear section of the closest department store selling clothes.  Find some sweatpants with a drawstring and take that drawstring out to re-lace your little CTAs.  Now you dont need to go buy shoe laces and can get back to filming your IG clip.
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That's a tip, not a conspiracy...Unles I'm mistaken.

The conspiracy is for the employees at the store wondering where all the threads went
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chipped tail on February 07, 2019, 07:28:23 AM
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There are three graying, bearded men in white lab coats currently passing themselves off as the real Paul Schmitt.
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Also, all 3 Paul Schmitts, despise the lab coats and grey beards, are NOT actual professors....

 And

 "X number of fingers width of flat" is not an actual measurement of anything.
2 fingers across the bottom of the bag measures exactly 1/8 oz.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WideFeet on February 07, 2019, 09:02:10 AM
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Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

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I'm amazed that boards haven't dramatically increased over the past 2 decades. If boards went along with inflation the same board that cost $40 in 2000 should cost $58.36 in today's dollars.

Also, I can't find a simply commodity trading chart that shows the cost of maple on the market over the past 30 years, but this info has to be somewhere. (This is the best I could find, but was published in 2006, so it is a bit dated https://pubag.nal.usda.gov/download/2928/PDF.)

That’s why there’s a conspiracy theory behind it....??
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: stokedtrout on February 07, 2019, 12:13:03 PM
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Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

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I'm amazed that boards haven't dramatically increased over the past 2 decades. If boards went along with inflation the same board that cost $40 in 2000 should cost $58.36 in today's dollars.

Also, I can't find a simply commodity trading chart that shows the cost of maple on the market over the past 30 years, but this info has to be somewhere. (This is the best I could find, but was published in 2006, so it is a bit dated https://pubag.nal.usda.gov/download/2928/PDF.)
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That’s why there’s a conspiracy theory behind it....??

The board price thing was pretty heavily discussed in a Nine Club. Search it up. I’m shitting and just want to enjoy this sensation so I’m not going to search it.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on February 13, 2019, 04:36:16 PM
The skateboard industry has meticulously hidden the fact that the Gonz is “intellectually disabled.”  It was right under our noses this whole time...

(https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-245837-Mark_Gonzales_Eric_Hendrikx_1.jpg?crop=900:600&width=300)

(http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/MarkGonzales_Skate_Hobo_Homeless_Jenkem.jpg)

(https://media.gq.com/photos/5921abded0b7155be302d348/master/w_1667/mark-gonzales-gq-style-01.jpg)


Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 13, 2019, 05:34:01 PM
If you're just catching on now...


(https://media.giphy.com/media/G8ebH5TOE3pde/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on February 13, 2019, 05:44:30 PM
meticulously hidden?
I don't think it's a secret
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nag Champa on February 13, 2019, 05:58:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omc9v6AnYH8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omc9v6AnYH8)

Based on my looking into the issue you raised, we are headed here. Shalom.

Not sure if this has been a post, but I got a pretty good one. Came up with it while super high.

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

Back in the 80’s, boards were super wide. And then as the late 90’s came around, they started getting more and more narrow. Using less wood. Hence the same price around $50 per deck.

Not until recently have decks started to go up to about $55, maybe $60 if it had foil or it’s a slick or something.

Boards are also a lot wider now.

Companies deliberately started making boards smaller to use less wood and keep the price point at around $50 to keep up with inflation. And now the trend is wider boards which use more material, so the price point is now going up.

If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

I hope I didn’t trip anyone out too bad.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sanka Coffie on February 14, 2019, 02:16:46 PM
Zero speeds up there videos in post production to make footage go with faster songs

the ol Glen Fox trick
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doctorkickflip on February 14, 2019, 02:36:55 PM
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You seppo cunts have no idea how good you have it, Australia tax sucks.

true haha. aren't aussie decks like $100?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Tuff Lover on February 14, 2019, 04:59:21 PM
Rodney and Elissa are brother and sister
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: BasedSenpai on February 14, 2019, 11:30:46 PM
No such thing as a fs overcrook.... Nuff said.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cosmicgypsies on February 15, 2019, 03:05:45 AM
they havent created a solid alternative to axle nuts so you can keep fucking your truck threads up and having to buy new ones.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: childhood on February 15, 2019, 05:42:55 AM
Sean Pablo only got sponsored cause he was a Make-a-Wish kid, but then he got miraculously cured and nobody had the heart to tell him.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mount St. Hermdog on February 15, 2019, 05:50:19 AM
Rodney and Elissa are brother and sister
Sounds legit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: landedprimo on February 15, 2019, 05:56:30 AM
The skateboard industry has meticulously hidden the fact that the Gonz is “intellectually disabled.”  It was right under our noses this whole time...

(https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-245837-Mark_Gonzales_Eric_Hendrikx_1.jpg?crop=900:600&width=300)

(http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/MarkGonzales_Skate_Hobo_Homeless_Jenkem.jpg)

(https://media.gq.com/photos/5921abded0b7155be302d348/master/w_1667/mark-gonzales-gq-style-01.jpg)

He looks like he'd try to pull you behind a dumpster to rape you.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: comicbookguy on February 15, 2019, 06:03:18 AM
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If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.
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You seppo cunts have no idea how good you have it, Australia tax sucks.
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true haha. aren't aussie decks like $100?

Give or take, yeah.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cockrabbit on February 15, 2019, 06:27:51 AM
Boards are mad expensive now, whole sale on some dlx wood is $42, not including shipping, shits insane
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: paraquat on February 15, 2019, 07:35:20 AM
Boards are mad expensive now, whole sale on some dlx wood is $42, not including shipping, shits insane
IT HASSSS BEGUUNNN!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on February 15, 2019, 09:10:58 AM
No such thing as a fs overcrook.... Nuff said.

Wrong thread
This is a straight up fact
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: phlatspots on February 18, 2019, 08:31:35 AM
Not really a conspiracy, this is a fact. Jason Dill refuses to sell FA/Hockey gear to the shop I ride for because the shop sells cruisers and long boards. But they sell FA at vans stores which also sells cruisers and longboards.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 18, 2019, 01:41:52 PM
I heard reynolds was going to Addidas
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PandaCult_901 on February 18, 2019, 09:27:11 PM
I heard reynolds was going to Addidas

Someone on this site claimed that they had a show ready for him to go and everything. Supposedly that shoe came out and doesn’t move units. If this is true, I’m dying to know which shoe it was.
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Post by: PatoDuck on February 18, 2019, 09:30:48 PM
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I heard reynolds was going to Addidas
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Someone on this site claimed that they had a show ready for him to go and everything. Supposedly that shoe came out and doesn’t move units. If this is true, I’m dying to know which shoe it was.
Tbh, id say a match court. A lot of their recent pro’s just get match courts. Daewon, MJ, Nak,
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on February 18, 2019, 10:45:14 PM
Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Southernmost on February 18, 2019, 11:01:20 PM
Saw Reynolds mom at SPoT last year wearing all Adidas and looking at the Adidas shoe rack(true story).
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Silky Johnson on February 19, 2019, 01:18:15 AM
Not really a conspiracy, this is a fact. Jason Dill refuses to sell FA/Hockey gear to the shop I ride for because the shop sells cruisers and long boards. But they sell FA at vans stores which also sells cruisers and longboards.
It's almost like one of the owners of FA rides for Vans, weird.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: mclovin1336 on February 19, 2019, 03:36:02 AM
can someone come up with a nice conspiracy theory regarding the new marketing move from nike sb (orange label)?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cosmicgypsies on February 19, 2019, 03:38:50 AM
everything is designed to be as disposable as possible, you really think they aint found a better solution to axle nuts in the last 50 years? nah they want those threads fucked up so if you want new wheels/bearings you're gonna fuck your trucks up taking them off and have to buy new ones. one wheel shrinking quicker than the others? bushings randomly blowing out? lost count of the amount of times kids say their bearings are fucked/broke/dead and it's solely from bent shields.

can someone come up with a nice conspiracy theory regarding the new marketing move from nike sb (orange label)?

seems more to me like they've realised people who actually skate arent into the shitty gaudy colourways/collabs or whatever bs theyre putting out now and are trying to tap back into that market with staple models in solid colourways. if you flick through the sb thread people been saying for ages they should just release solid colourways every season. kinda shocked there's no janoski colourway up there with the rest of them.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: behavioralguide on February 19, 2019, 03:42:28 AM
can someone come up with a nice conspiracy theory regarding the new marketing move from nike sb (orange label)?

i dunno but i do remember nike releasing this specific tshirt that was white with orange sleeves in holland years ago (orange being the dutch football shirt colour) that said NSB (nike skate boarding) on the chestpocket.

NSB also was nationalist socialist party during wwII, and the only politicaly party allowed during 40-45

I think they pulled it
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on February 19, 2019, 03:50:24 AM
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I heard reynolds was going to Addidas
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Someone on this site claimed that they had a show ready for him to go and everything. Supposedly that shoe came out and doesn’t move units. If this is true, I’m dying to know which shoe it was.
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Tbh, id say a match court. A lot of their recent pro’s just get match courts. Daewon, MJ, Nak,

It was a cup sole. It might have cup in the name.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: swanronson on February 19, 2019, 04:09:32 AM
Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.

I wonder how he’s feeling about the current rebranding of emerica, especially with miner leaving. He deserves a fat pay check, he’s kept it legit his whole career.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 20, 2019, 11:52:03 AM
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I heard reynolds was going to Addidas
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Someone on this site claimed that they had a show ready for him to go and everything. Supposedly that shoe came out and doesn’t move units. If this is true, I’m dying to know which shoe it was.
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Tbh, id say a match court. A lot of their recent pro’s just get match courts. Daewon, MJ, Nak,
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It was a cup sole. It might have cup in the name.
who hurt you as a child?
Also I made a guess. We can get you a RTS therapy session if you want. Was it your uncle who hurt you?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on February 20, 2019, 11:53:41 AM
Yo shut the fuck up
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Post by: PatoDuck on February 20, 2019, 01:23:11 PM
Yo shut the fuck up
im cool
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 20, 2019, 01:23:47 PM
im also cool
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 20, 2019, 01:24:52 PM
im also cool
Thank you vanilla Ice
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on February 20, 2019, 01:36:02 PM
Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: conqueso on February 20, 2019, 01:44:12 PM
tk is the grand master wizard of the kkk?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcoCGwHFWj_/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=usth1zr6k17p

and tk hanging with shane sheckler.
(http://i64.tinypic.com/sv5hxj.jpg)

link to shane racist insta beef thread
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I for one am shocked and appalled.

(http://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/7d/5b/a67d5b5bbf1fe5f0d7f3aa5d8abc4914.jpg)
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i think the most important question here is why is there a skateboard with shane shecklers name on it?

Incredible. The Shecklers are surely an illuminati family. It also looks as if Shane is possibly wearing the same white power shirt in the picture with Terry.
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tk is the grand master wizard of the kkk?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcoCGwHFWj_/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=usth1zr6k17p

and tk hanging with shane sheckler.
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I for one am shocked and appalled.

(http://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/7d/5b/a67d5b5bbf1fe5f0d7f3aa5d8abc4914.jpg)
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i think the most important question here is why is there a skateboard with shane shecklers name on it?
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Incredible. The Shecklers are surely an illuminati family. It also looks as if Shane is possibly wearing the same white power shirt in the picture with Terry.
in one picture it looks faded due to the lighting and filter but you could be right👍🏻
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Post by: Bucketguy on February 20, 2019, 04:13:36 PM
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tk is the grand master wizard of the kkk?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcoCGwHFWj_/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=usth1zr6k17p

and tk hanging with shane sheckler.
(http://i64.tinypic.com/sv5hxj.jpg)

link to shane racist insta beef thread
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I for one am shocked and appalled.

(http://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/7d/5b/a67d5b5bbf1fe5f0d7f3aa5d8abc4914.jpg)
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i think the most important question here is why is there a skateboard with shane shecklers name on it?
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Incredible. The Shecklers are surely an illuminati family. It also looks as if Shane is possibly wearing the same white power shirt in the picture with Terry.
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in one picture it looks faded due to the lighting and filter but you could be right👍🏻

That’s not a white power shirt it’s a support shirt for the Hells Angels, take that however you wish
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: BasedSenpai on February 20, 2019, 04:25:36 PM
The man we know as Tony Hawk is actually a CIA agent tasked with marketing skateboards to middle class teenagers, causing them to injure themselves and boosting the sale of opioid painkillers for years to come. The real Tony Hawk died in 1982.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nyjah_Sheckler on February 20, 2019, 04:37:09 PM
the fall of terry kennedy's career is all a conspiracy to promote the message of shalom. Feedmeseymour is secretly behind it
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DirtyBurger on February 20, 2019, 06:13:32 PM
Shock pads were deemed uncool by the industry professionals because it has a slight chance of extending the life of your board. Also on the opposite end of the spectrum, rails were popularized because you're actually creating small stress cracks in your board. They recently contacted Darren Navarette to make Lappers again because the cracks are closer to the trucks, but it didn't work because Lappers will always be stupid.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on February 20, 2019, 06:24:28 PM
Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.
MJ didn't break his contract. Crail was hoping he'd do them a solid by waiting it out until they sold his dead stock. He decided it was in his best interest to appear in that segment with Daewon and get on Adidas for an immediate paycheck. Carroll just melted down because a business that was already struggling got left with a bunch of dead stock and he thought MJ lied to him.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 20, 2019, 06:26:10 PM
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Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.
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MJ didn't break his contract. Crail was hoping he'd do them a solid by waiting it out until they sold his dead stock. He decided it was in his best interest to appear in that segment with Daewon and get on Adidas for an immediate paycheck. Carroll just melted down because a business that was already struggling got left with a bunch of dead stock and he thought MJ lied to him.
they both got on addidas on the same time? I thought daewon just got on a year or so ago?
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Post by: DannyDee on February 20, 2019, 06:33:01 PM
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Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.
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MJ didn't break his contract. Crail was hoping he'd do them a solid by waiting it out until they sold his dead stock. He decided it was in his best interest to appear in that segment with Daewon and get on Adidas for an immediate paycheck. Carroll just melted down because a business that was already struggling got left with a bunch of dead stock and he thought MJ lied to him.
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they both got on addidas on the same time? I thought daewon just got on a year or so ago?
They announced both Daewon and Marc in the segment in Away Days.
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Post by: PatoDuck on February 20, 2019, 06:36:13 PM
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Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.
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MJ didn't break his contract. Crail was hoping he'd do them a solid by waiting it out until they sold his dead stock. He decided it was in his best interest to appear in that segment with Daewon and get on Adidas for an immediate paycheck. Carroll just melted down because a business that was already struggling got left with a bunch of dead stock and he thought MJ lied to him.
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they both got on addidas on the same time? I thought daewon just got on a year or so ago?
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They announced both Daewon and Marc in the segment in Away Days.
guess I’m behind the times, another thing isn’t it weird how some of the Lakai guys leave for addidas? Lucas puig, MJ, Chico,
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on February 20, 2019, 06:53:25 PM
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Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.
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MJ didn't break his contract. Crail was hoping he'd do them a solid by waiting it out until they sold his dead stock. He decided it was in his best interest to appear in that segment with Daewon and get on Adidas for an immediate paycheck. Carroll just melted down because a business that was already struggling got left with a bunch of dead stock and he thought MJ lied to him.
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they both got on addidas on the same time? I thought daewon just got on a year or so ago?
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They announced both Daewon and Marc in the segment in Away Days.
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guess I’m behind the times, another thing isn’t it weird how some of the Lakai guys leave for addidas? Lucas puig, MJ, Chico,
Chico was never on Lakai. He was on DVS forever.

Not surprising. Nike and Adidas wanted some of the best riders they could get. Koston and MJ are legends and Puig is unreal.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 20, 2019, 07:01:28 PM
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Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.
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MJ didn't break his contract. Crail was hoping he'd do them a solid by waiting it out until they sold his dead stock. He decided it was in his best interest to appear in that segment with Daewon and get on Adidas for an immediate paycheck. Carroll just melted down because a business that was already struggling got left with a bunch of dead stock and he thought MJ lied to him.
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they both got on addidas on the same time? I thought daewon just got on a year or so ago?
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They announced both Daewon and Marc in the segment in Away Days.
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guess I’m behind the times, another thing isn’t it weird how some of the Lakai guys leave for addidas? Lucas puig, MJ, Chico,
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Chico was never on Lakai. He was on DVS forever.

Not surprising. Nike and Adidas wanted some of the best riders they could get. Koston and MJ are legends and Puig is unreal.
damn I’m dumb then, I figured how close he was with them he would’ve fucked with Lakai.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Brguy on February 20, 2019, 08:35:50 PM
Not sure if this has been a post, but I got a pretty good one. Came up with it while super high.

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

Back in the 80’s, boards were super wide. And then as the late 90’s came around, they started getting more and more narrow. Using less wood. Hence the same price around $50 per deck.

Not until recently have decks started to go up to about $55, maybe $60 if it had foil or it’s a slick or something.

Boards are also a lot wider now.

Companies deliberately started making boards smaller to use less wood and keep the price point at around $50 to keep up with inflation. And now the trend is wider boards which use more material, so the price point is now going up.

If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

I hope I didn’t trip anyone out too bad.
This doesn't change much, though, it isn't like they use the rest of the wood to make new boards, they probably just use the same 10 inch sheets of wood to all board sizes.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on February 20, 2019, 09:13:35 PM
damn I’m dumb
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on February 20, 2019, 09:14:59 PM
Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg. more widely seen?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: planman on February 20, 2019, 09:23:33 PM
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Not sure if this has been a post, but I got a pretty good one. Came up with it while super high.

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

Back in the 80’s, boards were super wide. And then as the late 90’s came around, they started getting more and more narrow. Using less wood. Hence the same price around $50 per deck.

Not until recently have decks started to go up to about $55, maybe $60 if it had foil or it’s a slick or something.

Boards are also a lot wider now.

Companies deliberately started making boards smaller to use less wood and keep the price point at around $50 to keep up with inflation. And now the trend is wider boards which use more material, so the price point is now going up.

If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

I hope I didn’t trip anyone out too bad.
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This doesn't change much, though, it isn't like they use the rest of the wood to make new boards, they probably just use the same 10 inch sheets of wood to all board sizes.
but were woodshops running 10 inch sheets in the skinny-board days?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Szechuan on February 20, 2019, 09:32:12 PM
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Not sure if this has been a post, but I got a pretty good one. Came up with it while super high.

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

Back in the 80’s, boards were super wide. And then as the late 90’s came around, they started getting more and more narrow. Using less wood. Hence the same price around $50 per deck.

Not until recently have decks started to go up to about $55, maybe $60 if it had foil or it’s a slick or something.

Boards are also a lot wider now.

Companies deliberately started making boards smaller to use less wood and keep the price point at around $50 to keep up with inflation. And now the trend is wider boards which use more material, so the price point is now going up.

If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

I hope I didn’t trip anyone out too bad.
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This doesn't change much, though, it isn't like they use the rest of the wood to make new boards, they probably just use the same 10 inch sheets of wood to all board sizes.
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but were woodshops running 10 inch sheets in the skinny-board days?
Probably. The ability to round and shape without worry outweighs the cost of the wood I would think. 7.5 and 8.5 isn't that big of a difference.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on February 21, 2019, 02:51:24 AM
Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.

except pretty much all of them are posted on thrasher, which the companies pay to put up there, so surely they don't care about ti getting bootlegged?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Giza Butler on February 21, 2019, 05:30:28 AM
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Reynolds was indeed suppose to go to Adidas. Same sources that knew MJ and Daewon were going had his name in the mix as well. Turns out Soletech wasn't having it and held him to his contract then threatened legal action. I know MJ broke his contract causing the Carroll debacle. I'm not sure about Daewon but I'm assuming it was on better terms since there wasn't any public backlash and if it wasn't on good terms they were just simply more professional than Crail. I still support Reynolds and its been 3 years since that big switch but if he once again decides to make the switch I think people will be accepting of the move. Unless he pulls a total MJ, which i doubt he would.
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MJ didn't break his contract. Crail was hoping he'd do them a solid by waiting it out until they sold his dead stock. He decided it was in his best interest to appear in that segment with Daewon and get on Adidas for an immediate paycheck. Carroll just melted down because a business that was already struggling got left with a bunch of dead stock and he thought MJ lied to him.
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they both got on addidas on the same time? I thought daewon just got on a year or so ago?
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They announced both Daewon and Marc in the segment in Away Days.
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guess I’m behind the times, another thing isn’t it weird how some of the Lakai guys leave for addidas? Lucas puig, MJ, Chico,

Didn't Scoot Johnston went from designing Lakai to Adidas?

Or was Kelly Bird? I don't remember.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on February 21, 2019, 07:07:15 AM
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Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.
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except pretty much all of them are posted on thrasher, which the companies pay to put up there, so surely they don't care about ti getting bootlegged?


Yeah, why would they care if their free content gets seen for free? I think the rough cuts are just a way to give content another push, and that’s evident in that most rough cuts are just the part, in order, with more roll up and roll away.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: honey island on February 21, 2019, 07:12:40 AM
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Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.
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except pretty much all of them are posted on thrasher, which the companies pay to put up there, so surely they don't care about ti getting bootlegged?



i've never heard of this. which companies are paying?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on February 21, 2019, 07:13:39 AM
Literally all of them
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Post by: honey island on February 21, 2019, 07:15:26 AM
Literally all of them


i mean thats not true, but ok!
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Post by: Allen. on February 21, 2019, 07:29:19 AM
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Literally all of them
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i mean thats not true, but ok!

Well, yeah. It’s usually easy to tell, is like to think. I need to stop blindly replying to shit like an asshole.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on February 21, 2019, 07:52:52 AM
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Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.
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except pretty much all of them are posted on thrasher, which the companies pay to put up there, so surely they don't care about ti getting bootlegged?
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Yeah, why would they care if their free content gets seen for free? I think the rough cuts are just a way to give content another push, and that’s evident in that most rough cuts are just the part, in order, with more roll up and roll away.
Go try and pull up a part from Made and tell me what you find.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein on February 21, 2019, 07:56:20 AM
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Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.
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except pretty much all of them are posted on thrasher, which the companies pay to put up there, so surely they don't care about ti getting bootlegged?
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Yeah, why would they care if their free content gets seen for free? I think the rough cuts are just a way to give content another push, and that’s evident in that most rough cuts are just the part, in order, with more roll up and roll away.

rough cuts on thrasher are just a way to milk the content til the last drop
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Giza Butler on February 21, 2019, 08:00:42 AM
I think that Allen is actually right.

If I have paid $1000 to have an ad on Thrasher, I could easily slip in another $500 for web content.

Seeing how big thrasher has become and kept itself relative I won't be surprised if they charged prices for online stuff as they have become one of they only source of "relevant" skateboard media.

Videos are publicity and publicity aint free.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on February 21, 2019, 08:08:18 AM
Total conjecture, but here goes...

I've had friends host their videos on Thrasher either for free, or Thrasher threw some change their way. The brand is not in a position to charge to host mostly meaningless content that will likely get lost to the ages. They need the constant stream of content as much as people who host their videos on Thrasher need the "exposure," or whatever. It's a symbiotic relationship.

I'd imagine for big releases and guaranteed clicks, like a Zion Wright part, there's a deal made, but I bet most of their revenue likely comes from the pre-roll ads we all have to suffer through.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 21, 2019, 08:17:18 AM
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Not sure if this has been a post, but I got a pretty good one. Came up with it while super high.

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

Back in the 80’s, boards were super wide. And then as the late 90’s came around, they started getting more and more narrow. Using less wood. Hence the same price around $50 per deck.

Not until recently have decks started to go up to about $55, maybe $60 if it had foil or it’s a slick or something.

Boards are also a lot wider now.

Companies deliberately started making boards smaller to use less wood and keep the price point at around $50 to keep up with inflation. And now the trend is wider boards which use more material, so the price point is now going up.

If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

I hope I didn’t trip anyone out too bad.
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This doesn't change much, though, it isn't like they use the rest of the wood to make new boards, they probably just use the same 10 inch sheets of wood to all board sizes.
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but were woodshops running 10 inch sheets in the skinny-board days?
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Probably. The ability to round and shape without worry outweighs the cost of the wood I would think. 7.5 and 8.5 isn't that big of a difference.
Its an Inch difference,
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: johnes on February 21, 2019, 08:19:23 AM
Nike owns Frog
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Post by: pointandclick on February 21, 2019, 08:50:51 AM
Nike owns Frog
nah its a subsidiary of salba sauce and associates.
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Not sure if this has been a post, but I got a pretty good one. Came up with it while super high.

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

Back in the 80’s, boards were super wide. And then as the late 90’s came around, they started getting more and more narrow. Using less wood. Hence the same price around $50 per deck.

Not until recently have decks started to go up to about $55, maybe $60 if it had foil or it’s a slick or something.

Boards are also a lot wider now.

Companies deliberately started making boards smaller to use less wood and keep the price point at around $50 to keep up with inflation. And now the trend is wider boards which use more material, so the price point is now going up.

If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

I hope I didn’t trip anyone out too bad.
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This doesn't change much, though, it isn't like they use the rest of the wood to make new boards, they probably just use the same 10 inch sheets of wood to all board sizes.
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but were woodshops running 10 inch sheets in the skinny-board days?
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Probably. The ability to round and shape without worry outweighs the cost of the wood I would think. 7.5 and 8.5 isn't that big of a difference.
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Its an Inch difference,

who was that oil baron that saved a shit ton of money by using one less drop of solder for each oil drum lid? rockefeller? I bet if woodshops were more precise they could save a lot of money on wood that just ends up as scrap and pass the savings on to us.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerkstore on February 21, 2019, 09:32:05 AM
The Slap search function isn't yielding any results so can anyone clarify in what the real reason was behind koston's departure from Lakai

Was it something to do with the fact that Lakai were hiding profits and sales from Koston's pro model in order to pay him less or something?
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on February 21, 2019, 10:15:38 AM
koston just always had a massive nike boner, and wanted to be tiger woods. i think he just wanted to skate for them
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Post by: PatoDuck on February 21, 2019, 10:46:28 AM
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Literally all of them
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i mean thats not true, but ok!
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Well, yeah. It’s usually easy to tell, is like to think. I need to stop blindly replying to shit like an asshole.
agreed
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jerrygurneyscream on February 21, 2019, 11:36:05 AM
Turdybird is actually Patlanta trying to exact revenge on slap for harming the publics view on 1010 now that Gentle jones is nowhere to be found
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Post by: feedmeseymour on February 21, 2019, 11:38:50 AM
Turdybird is actually Patlanta trying to exact revenge on slap for harming the publics view on 1010 now that Gentle jones is nowhere to be found

hes hiding behind a fat stack of NHS product so that way the neo nazis that threatened his life wont find him.
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Post by: TurdyBird on February 21, 2019, 11:50:51 AM
Hahaha damn Dipshit Jerry going at all lengths to get my attention. Not a conspiracy, he's just a lil bitch
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Post by: PatoDuck on February 21, 2019, 12:29:34 PM
Hahaha damn Dipshit Jerry going at all lengths to get my attention. Not a conspiracy, he's just a lil bitch
I honestly feel bad for you, I don’t want Jerry Gurrney hitting  me up online. Pray the Gurrney away🙏🏻
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Post by: TurdyBird on February 21, 2019, 12:35:22 PM
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Hahaha damn Dipshit Jerry going at all lengths to get my attention. Not a conspiracy, he's just a lil bitch
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I honestly feel bad for you, I don’t want Jerry Gurrney hitting  me up online. Pray the Gurrney away🙏🏻

In a way, its flattering. Would not want to session with real life Jerry G.

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hes hiding behind a fat stack of NHS product so that way the neo nazis that threatened his life wont find him.

I would honestly be cool with a fat stack of NHS product
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on February 21, 2019, 12:36:58 PM
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Turdybird is actually Patlanta trying to exact revenge on slap for harming the publics view on 1010 now that Gentle jones is nowhere to be found
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hes hiding behind a fat stack of NHS product so that way the neo nazis that threatened his life wont find him.
Makes more sense than what I previously thought he was up to- on a promotional tour of his new album "Thank you for your service"
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Post by: jerrygurneyscream on February 21, 2019, 12:40:01 PM
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Hahaha damn Dipshit Jerry going at all lengths to get my attention. Not a conspiracy, he's just a lil bitch
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I honestly feel bad for you, I don’t want Jerry Gurrney hitting  me up online. Pray the Gurrney away🙏🏻
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In a way, its flattering. Would not want to session with real life Jerry G.


Gurrrrrrrrrrney

shalom
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 21, 2019, 12:41:04 PM
He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DCLOVE on February 21, 2019, 12:51:02 PM
The Slap search function isn't yielding any results so can anyone clarify in what the real reason was behind koston's departure from Lakai

Was it something to do with the fact that Lakai were hiding profits and sales from Koston's pro model in order to pay him less or something?

In an interview right before Lakai he said that money was a factor with Nike and it would only be for the right price. But iirc he left Lakai in part cause he wanted some form of ownership stake and couldn’t get it. Which was always rumored as to why he left Es too.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TheLurper on February 21, 2019, 04:01:03 PM
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The Slap search function isn't yielding any results so can anyone clarify in what the real reason was behind koston's departure from Lakai

Was it something to do with the fact that Lakai were hiding profits and sales from Koston's pro model in order to pay him less or something?
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In an interview right before Lakai he said that money was a factor with Nike and it would only be for the right price. But iirc he left Lakai in part cause he wanted some form of ownership stake and couldn’t get it. Which was always rumored as to why he left Es too.

It is crazy think how powerful eS was at one point. Koston certainly played a role in their demise.

I think I only wore the accel, accel plus, and accelerate for at least 3 or 4 years straight. I happily poured money into Sole Tech and now, I begrudgingly buy their shoes because, well, I don't really have a good reason.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GOKU on February 21, 2019, 10:40:24 PM
Total conjecture, but here goes...

I've had friends host their videos on Thrasher either for free, or Thrasher threw some change their way. The brand is not in a position to charge to host mostly meaningless content that will likely get lost to the ages. They need the constant stream of content as much as people who host their videos on Thrasher need the "exposure," or whatever. It's a symbiotic relationship.

I'd imagine for big releases and guaranteed clicks, like a Zion Wright part, there's a deal made, but I bet most of their revenue likely comes from the pre-roll ads we all have to suffer through.

Sometimes they do charge! Nothing crazy, nothing compared to buying an ad in the physical magazine
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: euro tm on February 21, 2019, 10:50:52 PM
Total conjecture, but here goes...

I've had friends host their videos on Thrasher either for free, or Thrasher threw some change their way. The brand is not in a position to charge to host mostly meaningless content that will likely get lost to the ages. They need the constant stream of content as much as people who host their videos on Thrasher need the "exposure," or whatever. It's a symbiotic relationship.

I'd imagine for big releases and guaranteed clicks, like a Zion Wright part, there's a deal made, but I bet most of their revenue likely comes from the pre-roll ads we all have to suffer through.

yeah i’ve been a part of smaller companies videos being hosted on thrasher. they never ran ads in the mag, never gave them a dime. just emailed the file and cole or whoever it was just said it’ll be up in a few days. allen, you are wrong and i award you no points.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on February 21, 2019, 10:59:13 PM
obviously some people pay, its not like they want to post those dumpy shop video parts
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on February 22, 2019, 05:24:25 AM
obviously some people pay, its not like they want to post those dumpy shop video parts
Yeah, but if they're not gonna post dumpy shop video parts, half of their content flow disappears, which means half of their traffic disappears, which means half of their revenue and clout disappears.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on February 22, 2019, 05:58:11 AM
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pontus has multiple girlfriends and is overly interested in the polar teams sex lives
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I remember reading on here years ago that he can't come back to the States because of some kiddy diddling shit.

Any truth to this?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: oneOone on February 22, 2019, 06:34:04 AM
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pontus has multiple girlfriends and is overly interested in the polar teams sex lives
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I remember reading on here years ago that he can't come back to the States because of some kiddy diddling shit.
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Any truth to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9qCDswG6OY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt6vqd0Gx7E
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Szechuan on February 22, 2019, 06:46:34 AM
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pontus has multiple girlfriends and is overly interested in the polar teams sex lives
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I remember reading on here years ago that he can't come back to the States because of some kiddy diddling shit.
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Any truth to this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9qCDswG6OY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt6vqd0Gx7E
I thought of this edit immediatly once that was said.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fang on February 22, 2019, 07:04:16 AM
Always wondered how mike and / or Rick, told Shef that he was of Girl,  and how that went
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on February 22, 2019, 08:14:39 AM
Always wondered how mike and / or Rick, told Shef that he was of Girl,  and how that went

Probably just moved offices
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DannyDee on February 22, 2019, 08:37:11 AM
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The Slap search function isn't yielding any results so can anyone clarify in what the real reason was behind koston's departure from Lakai

Was it something to do with the fact that Lakai were hiding profits and sales from Koston's pro model in order to pay him less or something?
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In an interview right before Lakai he said that money was a factor with Nike and it would only be for the right price. But iirc he left Lakai in part cause he wanted some form of ownership stake and couldn’t get it. Which was always rumored as to why he left Es too.
He left eS because he didn't get ownership. Koston had ownership in Lakai/Podium. His business advisors (or some form of representation), found some stuff that wasn't right with the books there. He asked them about it, didn't get answers that added up. So, he walked away from his shares and went to Nike. Considering all the issues with Podium shortly after he left, it's not that surprising.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on February 22, 2019, 12:34:52 PM
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Turdybird is actually Patlanta trying to exact revenge on slap for harming the publics view on 1010 now that Gentle jones is nowhere to be found
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hes hiding behind a fat stack of NHS product so that way the neo nazis that threatened his life wont find him.
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Makes more sense than what I previously thought he was up to- on a promotional tour of his new album "Thank you for your service"
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new album is actually called "homemade music"

https://gentlejones.bandcamp.com/album/homemade-music (https://gentlejones.bandcamp.com/album/homemade-music)

xoxoxoxo
There you are!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: CoMpLeMenTs4Uonlysometime on February 22, 2019, 12:44:02 PM
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Not sure if this has been a post, but I got a pretty good one. Came up with it while super high.

Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

Back in the 80’s, boards were super wide. And then as the late 90’s came around, they started getting more and more narrow. Using less wood. Hence the same price around $50 per deck.

Not until recently have decks started to go up to about $55, maybe $60 if it had foil or it’s a slick or something.

Boards are also a lot wider now.

Companies deliberately started making boards smaller to use less wood and keep the price point at around $50 to keep up with inflation. And now the trend is wider boards which use more material, so the price point is now going up.

If this trend continues for the foreseeable future, we’ll see boards rise above $60. If we’re to keep that $55 price point, we’ll start seeing cheaper made boards across the board, or the trend of smaller decks will come back.

I hope I didn’t trip anyone out too bad.
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This doesn't change much, though, it isn't like they use the rest of the wood to make new boards, they probably just use the same 10 inch sheets of wood to all board sizes.
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but were woodshops running 10 inch sheets in the skinny-board days?
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Probably. The ability to round and shape without worry outweighs the cost of the wood I would think. 7.5 and 8.5 isn't that big of a difference.
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Its an Inch difference,
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who was that oil baron that saved a shit ton of money by using one less drop of solder for each oil drum lid? rockefeller? I bet if woodshops were more precise they could save a lot of money on wood that just ends up as scrap and pass the savings on to us.
Oh they would definitely totally forsure do that.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on February 23, 2019, 09:21:18 PM
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obviously some people pay, its not like they want to post those dumpy shop video parts
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Yeah, but if they're not gonna post dumpy shop video parts, half of their content flow disappears, which means half of their traffic disappears, which means half of their revenue and clout disappears.
sorry what?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on February 24, 2019, 05:39:38 AM
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obviously some people pay, its not like they want to post those dumpy shop video parts
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Yeah, but if they're not gonna post dumpy shop video parts, half of their content flow disappears, which means half of their traffic disappears, which means half of their revenue and clout disappears.
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sorry what?
What part of this do you not understand?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Szechuan on February 25, 2019, 12:01:06 PM
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obviously some people pay, its not like they want to post those dumpy shop video parts
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Yeah, but if they're not gonna post dumpy shop video parts, half of their content flow disappears, which means half of their traffic disappears, which means half of their revenue and clout disappears.
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sorry what?
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What part of this do you not understand?
Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dwyck on February 25, 2019, 12:32:27 PM
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Nike owns Frog
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nah its a subsidiary of salba sauce and associates.
jesse gets converse. everyone else gets vans or lakai. brighton zoomer probably on vans payroll.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Silky Johnson on February 25, 2019, 03:26:45 PM
Santa Cruz skateboards is a money laundering front for white supremacists in the Santa Cruz mountains who sell meth and fedoras, Shrukien found out and quit because of it
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: oroku1983 on February 25, 2019, 03:39:13 PM
He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs

Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 25, 2019, 03:44:59 PM
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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs
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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?
Funny coming form the guy who talked about killing themself on the Golden Gate Bridge like an idiot. “I’m a skate legend” up yours with your pride
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 25, 2019, 03:49:13 PM
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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs
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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?
Also not to mention you had Rick (who is currently our biggest kook) tell you your a kook and an idiot. I think that really debunks anything you say.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on February 25, 2019, 04:51:21 PM
The JT in JT Aultz's name stands for Jamie Thomas. The real Jamie Thomas made him shorten it to JT it to make sure kids didn't accidentally buy a JT Aultz board thinking it was his.

I know he lurks here, so I won't go too much further.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: weon on February 25, 2019, 09:39:22 PM
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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs
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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?
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Also not to mention you had Rick (who is currently our biggest kook) tell you your a kook and an idiot. I think that really debunks anything you say.

false. according to the hidden thread it is you.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 25, 2019, 10:35:45 PM
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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs
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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?
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Also not to mention you had Rick (who is currently our biggest kook) tell you your a kook and an idiot. I think that really debunks anything you say.
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false. according to the hidden thread it is you.
hidden thread? What are you on about? Also
Why you always on my dick?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 25, 2019, 10:37:20 PM
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He probably does a lot of fucked drugs tbh. Reminds me of this kid I used to hang out with who turned to using a lot of drugs
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Can we get this narcotics officer banned please?
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Also not to mention you had Rick (who is currently our biggest kook) tell you your a kook and an idiot. I think that really debunks anything you say.
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false. according to the hidden thread it is you.
we get you want to ride but why?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: old fat virgin loser on February 26, 2019, 01:02:46 PM
Nike owns Frog




Frog Blazers?

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/wY3n9VzEUzlwweN5_BvJS8fOsaM=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144546%2F48968ce450d15bb38dd01b9d04e552263b487746.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/ayHtRT1HFhnYqMuI_0WyGR7RrnU=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144548%2F7f1c6f19579385c02ae98d8bab9f0b4e0c556514.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/w3Hn-u1SzmJqMThFIbiiHmwVdr4=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144547%2F8becf7ab97f19b37d1171224ca952e038bb2cb75.jpg)

hmmm
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: feedmeseymour on February 26, 2019, 01:06:38 PM
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Nike owns Frog
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Frog Blazers?

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/wY3n9VzEUzlwweN5_BvJS8fOsaM=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144546%2F48968ce450d15bb38dd01b9d04e552263b487746.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/ayHtRT1HFhnYqMuI_0WyGR7RrnU=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144548%2F7f1c6f19579385c02ae98d8bab9f0b4e0c556514.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/w3Hn-u1SzmJqMThFIbiiHmwVdr4=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144547%2F8becf7ab97f19b37d1171224ca952e038bb2cb75.jpg)
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hmmm


I will say congrats to them for this collab, but the shoes are ugly as all hell.

They will sell out fast to a bunch of dudes that dont skate but are down to wait in lines outside of their local nike sb shop.

from there they will sit in the box, never to be worn, in that lonely sneaker heads apartment. then one day years from now he will come up short for rent money and dust off that box, go on ebay, and realize that they are selling for cheaper than original msrp.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on February 26, 2019, 01:10:01 PM
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Nike owns Frog
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Frog Blazers?

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/wY3n9VzEUzlwweN5_BvJS8fOsaM=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144546%2F48968ce450d15bb38dd01b9d04e552263b487746.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/ayHtRT1HFhnYqMuI_0WyGR7RrnU=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144548%2F7f1c6f19579385c02ae98d8bab9f0b4e0c556514.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/w3Hn-u1SzmJqMThFIbiiHmwVdr4=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144547%2F8becf7ab97f19b37d1171224ca952e038bb2cb75.jpg)
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hmmm
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I will say congrats to them for this collab, but the shoes are ugly as all hell.

They will sell out fast to a bunch of dudes that dont skate but are down to wait in lines outside of their local nike sb shop.

from there they will sit in the box, never to be worn, in that lonely sneaker heads apartment. then one day years from now he will come up short for rent money and dust off that box, go on ebay, and realize that they are selling for cheaper than original msrp.

What is this magic, you witch? How can you see the future with such clarity?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JosephSmith on February 26, 2019, 01:14:07 PM
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Nike owns Frog
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Frog Blazers?

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/wY3n9VzEUzlwweN5_BvJS8fOsaM=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144546%2F48968ce450d15bb38dd01b9d04e552263b487746.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/ayHtRT1HFhnYqMuI_0WyGR7RrnU=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144548%2F7f1c6f19579385c02ae98d8bab9f0b4e0c556514.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/w3Hn-u1SzmJqMThFIbiiHmwVdr4=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144547%2F8becf7ab97f19b37d1171224ca952e038bb2cb75.jpg)
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hmmm
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I will say congrats to them for this collab, but the shoes are ugly as all hell.

They will sell out fast to a bunch of dudes that dont skate but are down to wait in lines outside of their local nike sb shop.

from there they will sit in the box, never to be worn, in that lonely sneaker heads apartment. then one day years from now he will come up short for rent money and dust off that box, go on ebay, and realize that they are selling for cheaper than original msrp.
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What is this magic, you witch? How can you see the future with such clarity?

Illuminati confirmed
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fakie nollie on February 26, 2019, 01:15:41 PM
Newest conspiracy: John Hill poaches slap user responses to create content for his social media following. Very, very hard to prove but I think I'm onto something.
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Post by: feedmeseymour on February 26, 2019, 01:17:22 PM
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Frog Blazers?

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/wY3n9VzEUzlwweN5_BvJS8fOsaM=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144546%2F48968ce450d15bb38dd01b9d04e552263b487746.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/ayHtRT1HFhnYqMuI_0WyGR7RrnU=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144548%2F7f1c6f19579385c02ae98d8bab9f0b4e0c556514.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/w3Hn-u1SzmJqMThFIbiiHmwVdr4=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144547%2F8becf7ab97f19b37d1171224ca952e038bb2cb75.jpg)
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hmmm
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I will say congrats to them for this collab, but the shoes are ugly as all hell.

They will sell out fast to a bunch of dudes that dont skate but are down to wait in lines outside of their local nike sb shop.

from there they will sit in the box, never to be worn, in that lonely sneaker heads apartment. then one day years from now he will come up short for rent money and dust off that box, go on ebay, and realize that they are selling for cheaper than original msrp.
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What is this magic, you witch? How can you see the future with such clarity?
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Illuminati confirmed

just using my Shalom mind power...
http://youtu.be/shVcTVk_H_U

...cause you would have to be drunk to think those blazers are sick.

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatoDuck on February 26, 2019, 01:21:47 PM
I’m sorry but I really like those.
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Post by: johnes on February 26, 2019, 01:52:07 PM
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Frog Blazers?

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/wY3n9VzEUzlwweN5_BvJS8fOsaM=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144546%2F48968ce450d15bb38dd01b9d04e552263b487746.jpg)

(https://thumbor-titelmediaug.netdna-ssl.com/ayHtRT1HFhnYqMuI_0WyGR7RrnU=/960x640/filters:strip_icc()/http%3A%2F%2Fwhatdropsnow.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fimages%2F144548%2F7f1c6f19579385c02ae98d8bab9f0b4e0c556514.jpg)

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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Get the strap on March 01, 2019, 01:40:36 PM
The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Idk on March 01, 2019, 03:29:47 PM
The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.
Dude not so loud.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: KevinOHara on March 02, 2019, 08:12:35 AM
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The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.
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Dude not so loud.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: padded_shorts on March 02, 2019, 08:20:35 AM
Dan Mancina can see.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on March 02, 2019, 08:31:28 AM
Dan Mancina can see.

Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: padded_shorts on March 02, 2019, 08:39:31 AM

Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.

It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Bony cawk on March 02, 2019, 08:42:48 AM
Dan Mancina can see.

You better hope he doesn’t read this post
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on March 03, 2019, 08:30:46 AM
Pretty sure Biebel got plugs or hair transplant or something. Definitely thought I was nuts for thinking that then I recalled how oddly vain dude is (tanning, getting his teeth “fixed”, wearing that Coca Cola onesie) and realized it’s very on brand for him to think having a weird Jadakiss hairline is acceptable or good.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: thomas kook on March 03, 2019, 09:17:09 AM
dude it's insane how many dudes out there are getting the hairline transplant, and it's always the guys who take out a stack of 50s to pay for a single t-shirt at the shop who have them done. biebel's for sure got one
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Saycheeseordie on March 03, 2019, 10:40:00 AM
EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Trickflip on March 03, 2019, 11:03:49 AM
EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.
No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dustwardprez on March 03, 2019, 11:22:14 AM
EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

Hippies are Not eligible for SOTY unless the rules have changed.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on March 03, 2019, 03:01:27 PM
the timing of thrasher’s slap blurb and the nine club’s 1010 interview are a little fishy eh?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ayanami on March 03, 2019, 03:17:19 PM
the timing of thrasher’s slap blurb and the nine club’s 1010 interview are a little fishy eh?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on March 03, 2019, 05:07:36 PM
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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.
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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something

Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Saycheeseordie on March 04, 2019, 12:41:20 PM
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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.
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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something
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Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk

Yes he wasn't down with being bought, also I think Tyson is going to Baker or Deathwish
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: dyllan on March 04, 2019, 12:51:44 PM
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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.
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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something
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Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk
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Yes he wasn't down with being bought, also I think Tyson is going to Baker or Deathwish
baker
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: the tranny monster on March 08, 2019, 12:52:16 PM
Someone was telling me a while back that it’s now common practice photoshop people and photographers out of clips.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cosmicgypsies on March 08, 2019, 02:05:44 PM
Someone was telling me a while back that it’s now common practice photoshop people and photographers out of clips.

wait until you find out some cover photos arent actually the make
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on March 08, 2019, 03:59:37 PM
Pretty sure Biebel got plugs or hair transplant or something. Definitely thought I was nuts for thinking that then I recalled how oddly vain dude is (tanning, getting his teeth “fixed”, wearing that Coca Cola onesie) and realized it’s very on brand for him to think having a weird Jadakiss hairline is acceptable or good.

Brandon Biebel: skateboarder.  A man barely alive.  Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.  We have the technology.  We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man.  Brandon Biebel will be that man.  Better than he was before.  Better, stronger, faster.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chipped tail on March 08, 2019, 06:11:12 PM
The rumored third FA brand was a prank by dill to see if he could trick some big name riders into leaving their board sponsors.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Coolhats on March 08, 2019, 07:08:51 PM
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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.
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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.

My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GOKU on March 10, 2019, 10:02:20 AM
Aidan Mackey is secretly Billy Waldman's "Love Child" (yes, I know Billy Waldman wasn't in that video)

I just made this up. I a lie.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TheLurper on March 10, 2019, 11:23:37 AM
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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.
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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.
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My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.

This is from a long time ago, but shows the worst case scenario. I think the kid in this video now skates with that Revive dipshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7BhCg8en4
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: padded_shorts on March 10, 2019, 11:32:38 AM
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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.
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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.
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My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.
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This is from a long time ago, but shows the worst case scenario. I think the kid in this video now skates with that Revive dipshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7BhCg8en4
Cripes. At least that kid got up. What happens when some kid breaks their neck? DLX ready for lawsuits?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: superslopp on March 12, 2019, 11:47:24 AM
not exactly a conspiracy, but:

i've heard from several sources that the former mayor of the smallish city i live in blocked any and all attempts at building an inner-city skatepark purely out of spite. the rumor is that mike carroll 'broke his daughter's heart' and mr. (ex)mayor has held a grudge against skateboarders ever since. i do know that the city started confiscating boards and handing out trespassing tickets like candy during his run, but i don't know how much of that was his doing.

yo mike, what'd you do man?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on March 12, 2019, 11:50:59 AM
Unless he left her at the alter, that's some petty, old-world grudge type shit.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dustwardprez on March 14, 2019, 05:06:30 PM
Jake Phelps passed away
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sizzle_chest on March 17, 2019, 12:59:44 PM
Phelps died last year after that slam on the hill bomb. He is now a programmable tool of the skateboard industry.

High Speed had him on life support for a few months after he slammed on his head and slipped into a coma. They were ready to pull the plug but then Koston and Berra stepped in and proposed an already outlined plan they had for themselves to keep the Berrics alive after they died.

High Speed sold Phelps' decrepit shell for an undisclosed amount. Since he already looked half-dead before, most people never noticed Phelps was now a fully dead Berrics programmed robot.

Reynolds and Greco were leaked the project details and they wanted in. They invested heavily, signed the NDA and voila: Foy became SOTY.

On September 23rd of this year Dill and AVE, via their own mole, Mulder (Richard), obtained blueprints of Phelpsbot's infrastructure, hacked the OS and took control of him remotely, hence TJ is now SOTY.

Berra is super pissed.

This fight over Phelpsbot will continue for the end of time.

Saw this coming a while back. Obviously Berra is making his powermoves right after Transworld goes down, coincidentally.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: redwine on March 17, 2019, 02:17:26 PM
Slap will disappear. Olympics. A new masonic skateboarding era will be instituted. They should have listened.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1230rTAtEjLyLu/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Shifty Flip on March 17, 2019, 05:15:50 PM
Jake Phelps was the one person keeping high speed from cancelling Slap . The "new server" is just preparation for the impending closer.
I've seen the future. Seymour will set up a Shalom shrine at Jake's grave, and with TK as our messiah, will lead us all to the promised land of Dirty Jersey to live with our God Fred Gall. There will also be monks saved.

Shalom
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: georgethecat on March 17, 2019, 05:29:32 PM
not exactly a conspiracy, but:

i've heard from several sources that the former mayor of the smallish city i live in blocked any and all attempts at building an inner-city skatepark purely out of spite. the rumor is that mike carroll 'broke his daughter's heart' and mr. (ex)mayor has held a grudge against skateboarders ever since. i do know that the city started confiscating boards and handing out trespassing tickets like candy during his run, but i don't know how much of that was his doing.

yo mike, what'd you do man?

Hurricane Helen? Katie? Who?!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: conqueso on March 18, 2019, 10:19:42 AM
Neen is the catalyst for Jim greco's next transition into a latte drinking Lululemon crossfit yuppie
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on March 18, 2019, 11:38:55 AM
In middle school a kid on my bus told me that the Adidas logo was actually a pot leaf. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dustwardprez on March 18, 2019, 06:07:29 PM
Is Mike Carrol costarring in “Hook” reboot?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Soft Boiled on March 18, 2019, 06:43:42 PM
Bam’s new wife was just a huge Bam/CKY/Jackass superfan that got lucky and married her hero, only to have his baby, get called a “street ho” on social media, and help create a ton of mud.

Now she has the privilege of getting finger blasted by Bam’s fat dirty digits, leaving all
those sweet rings he wears covered in goo.
WHOOP WHOOP!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on March 18, 2019, 06:49:15 PM
finger blasted by Bam’s fat dirty digits

This was the most disgusting thing on slap in a minute.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Soft Boiled on March 18, 2019, 06:54:04 PM
I know, I’m sorry. I thought twice before hitting that Post button, but went ahead and did it anyway. #mudlife
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on March 18, 2019, 07:21:36 PM
Fat dirty mud digits
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dustwardprez on March 23, 2019, 11:23:11 AM
The feds are reading this message board.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: paraquat on March 23, 2019, 11:49:30 AM
Muddy UTIs
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: NegativeCreep on March 23, 2019, 09:06:13 PM
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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doublesteveburger on March 23, 2019, 09:15:24 PM
Not really a conspiracy but I don’t want to start a new thread. Just came here to say I give it a year before Duffle and Foundation part ways. Dude is clearly bummed on the company and they’re about two boxes of blanks away from awkwardly saying bye.

Personally feel like dude deserves a “legend” spot on the roster but what the hell do I know I’m just a fucking cheeseburger.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Owen on March 23, 2019, 11:09:23 PM
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Bam’s new wife was just a huge Bam/CKY/Jackass superfan that got lucky and married her hero, only to have his baby, get called a “street ho” on social media, and help create a ton of mud.

Now she has the privilege of getting finger blasted by Bam’s fat dirty digits, leaving all
those sweet rings he wears covered in goo.
WHOOP WHOOP!
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That poor vagina...

Rings and all. God damn savage
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Szechuan on March 23, 2019, 11:57:29 PM
Not really a conspiracy but I don’t want to start a new thread. Just came here to say I give it a year before Duffle and Foundation part ways. Dude is clearly bummed on the company and they’re about two boxes of blanks away from awkwardly saying bye.

Personally feel like dude deserves a “legend” spot on the roster but what the hell do I know I’m just a fucking cheeseburger.
You're more than that. You're a Steveburger ❤
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ayanami on March 24, 2019, 01:56:58 AM
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Not really a conspiracy but I don’t want to start a new thread. Just came here to say I give it a year before Duffle and Foundation part ways. Dude is clearly bummed on the company and they’re about two boxes of blanks away from awkwardly saying bye.

Personally feel like dude deserves a “legend” spot on the roster but what the hell do I know I’m just a fucking cheeseburger.
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You're more than that. You're a doublesteveburger ❤
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Szechuan on March 24, 2019, 03:20:58 AM
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Not really a conspiracy but I don’t want to start a new thread. Just came here to say I give it a year before Duffle and Foundation part ways. Dude is clearly bummed on the company and they’re about two boxes of blanks away from awkwardly saying bye.

Personally feel like dude deserves a “legend” spot on the roster but what the hell do I know I’m just a fucking cheeseburger.
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You're more than that. You're a doublesteveburger ❤
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Thanks I meant to edit that.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: belt on March 24, 2019, 07:11:23 AM
That tyshawn mob grip/hardies ad thread was taken down. Supreme=white supremacy overlords  :'(
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: element4life on March 29, 2019, 04:51:37 PM
phelps was offed in a conspiracy to sell new thrasher merch to make up for lack of hoodie sales in an effort to avoid going under like transworld

 :-X
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on March 29, 2019, 04:57:58 PM
Officer Dick from the Tony Hawk games looks awfully like an overweight Adolf Hitler.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tonyhawkgames/images/3/3b/Dick_a.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121219004810)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: weon on March 30, 2019, 03:08:29 AM
Not really a conspiracy but I don’t want to start a new thread. Just came here to say I give it a year before Duffle and Foundation part ways. Dude is clearly bummed on the company and they’re about two boxes of blanks away from awkwardly saying bye.

Personally feel like dude deserves a “legend” spot on the roster but what the hell do I know I’m just a fucking cheeseburger.

i heard he's gonna start a brand with his beloved friend daryl angel

riders sponsored by energy drinks have to clock in and out when they put their hat on and take it off, with different incentives for lengths of time and special situations. in the future when #thejah blows his street league money a sex tape of his will be released where he wears his monster hat through the whole thing an he'll suddenly be debt free.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Speakr on March 30, 2019, 07:28:10 AM
Officer Dick from the Tony Hawk games looks awfully like an overweight Adolf Hitler.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tonyhawkgames/images/3/3b/Dick_a.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121219004810)
Oh come on, now I feel bad.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: augustmoon on March 30, 2019, 07:38:31 AM
Not really a conspiracy but I don’t want to start a new thread. Just came here to say I give it a year before Duffle and Foundation part ways. Dude is clearly bummed on the company and they’re about two boxes of blanks away from awkwardly saying bye.

Personally feel like dude deserves a “legend” spot on the roster but what the hell do I know I’m just a fucking cheeseburger.

seems like they're just fucking with him at this point to see how far they can push him before he quits.  Pathetic really, but doesn't surprise me coming from Foundation.  I can't remember a time when Mike Sinclair wasn't a miserable cunt.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on March 30, 2019, 08:07:17 AM
p-rod has single picnic table tricks spliced together into lines in his Me Myself and I part.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: element4life on March 30, 2019, 09:15:52 AM
Mark Appleyards real name is Mike
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SHIREFLIP on March 30, 2019, 10:24:21 AM
The orange condom beanie was invented by big helmet just in time for the Olympics.

Comparatively, helmets will not look as stupid as they once did.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SpankerChief on March 30, 2019, 08:00:47 PM
who really controls the skate industry?! we've heard of the #metoo movement and we've heard of that scumbag Neal Hendrix and Julz plus many other sketchy instances.


The power dynamics and getting a leg up in the scene. I think there's a subversive and insidious pedophile conditioning that seems cruel much like an Olympic trainer turned abuser, look at Shecks and Nyjah there's something fucky with kids being groomed in the industry.


One has to be wary of older mentorship dudes hanging with young boys or girls. Unless it's a father or mother helping out it seems just a bit weird.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chris gentryfied on March 30, 2019, 08:06:25 PM
who really controls the skate industry?! we've heard of the #metoo movement and we've heard of that scumbag Neal Hendrix and Julz plus many other sketchy instances.


The power dynamics and getting a leg up in the scene. I think there's a subversive and insidious pedophile conditioning that seems cruel much like an Olympic trainer turned abuser, look at Shecks and Nyjah there's something fucky with kids being groomed in the industry.


One has to be wary of older mentorship dudes hanging with young boys or girls. Unless it's a father or mother helping out it seems just a bit weird.
old white men running this skate shit
corporate forces running this skate shit
tall Israelis running this skate shit
quasi homosexuals running this skate shit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Hefe43 on March 30, 2019, 08:30:22 PM
p-rod has single picnic table tricks spliced together into lines in his Me Myself and I part.

He skates two tables in the whole part. That’s some slick editing if that’s true.

It looks like it twitches but isn’t that the camera going from sun behind it to sun in front of it?

Any other clips like that where they’re spliced on video?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on March 30, 2019, 09:06:08 PM
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p-rod has single picnic table tricks spliced together into lines in his Me Myself and I part.
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He skates two tables in the whole part. That’s some slick editing if that’s true.

It looks like it twitches but isn’t that the camera going from sun behind it to sun in front of it?

Any other clips like that where they’re spliced on video?

Definitely slick editing, but there's some uncanny valley shit going on with how close the filmer just happens to get during those lines. It's not impossible to splice together stuff like that. Difficult for sure, -if there are two single tricks spliced together, there would be a twitch, or a blur or lens flare or some sort of attempt to cover it and to distract the viewer. Not saying this is 100% fact, it's been a minute since I've watched the part, but I've always thought something was up.

Re: Other clips where they're spliced
Powell did it all the time

Edit: In the second line, there's a drastic white balance/color change on the second trick, the switch nosegrind fakie flip. Not sure if it's because of ramped slow mo or something... more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpqffgak7To

Either way, I watched it at 0.25 speed on youtube and that's all I found. Gotta admit when I could be wrong.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Soft Boiled on March 31, 2019, 02:32:47 AM
who really controls the skate industry?! we've heard of the #metoo movement and we've heard of that scumbag Neal Hendrix and Julz plus many other sketchy instances.


The power dynamics and getting a leg up in the scene. I think there's a subversive and insidious pedophile conditioning that seems cruel much like an Olympic trainer turned abuser, look at Shecks and Nyjah there's something fucky with kids being groomed in the industry.



One has to be wary of older mentorship dudes hanging with young boys or girls. Unless it's a father or mother helping out it seems just a bit weird.
I don’t know about all this, I think you may be reaching a bit. Sure there are creeps like Neal Hendrix, but I don’t see it as an industry wide problem. In fact, skateboarding probably has the least amount of funny business, compared to other major sports. I think you may be misusing the term Pedofile, as that pertains to prepubertal children, not just anybody under the age of 18. I find nothing wrong with mentoring a younger kid, though it’s probably best to stick to your own sex. There will always be those who prey on kids or take advantage of their naivety, but that happens in all aspects of life.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 31, 2019, 02:49:51 AM
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who really controls the skate industry?! we've heard of the #metoo movement and we've heard of that scumbag Neal Hendrix and Julz plus many other sketchy instances.


The power dynamics and getting a leg up in the scene. I think there's a subversive and insidious pedophile conditioning that seems cruel much like an Olympic trainer turned abuser, look at Shecks and Nyjah there's something fucky with kids being groomed in the industry.



One has to be wary of older mentorship dudes hanging with young boys or girls. Unless it's a father or mother helping out it seems just a bit weird.
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I don’t know about all this, I think you may be reaching a bit. Sure there are creeps like Neal Hendrix, but I don’t see it as an industry wide problem. In fact, skateboarding probably has the least amount of funny business, compared to other major sports. I think you may be misusing the term Pedofile, as that pertains to prepubertal children, not just anybody under the age of 18. I find nothing wrong with mentoring a younger kid, though it’s probably best to stick to your own sex. There will always be those who prey on kids or take advantage of their naivety, but that happens in all aspects of life.
   The skate industry uses and abuses youngsters for money not sexual assault.  There are isolated incidents tho and the underage demo chicks.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SpankerChief on March 31, 2019, 04:38:10 PM
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who really controls the skate industry?! we've heard of the #metoo movement and we've heard of that scumbag Neal Hendrix and Julz plus many other sketchy instances.


The power dynamics and getting a leg up in the scene. I think there's a subversive and insidious pedophile conditioning that seems cruel much like an Olympic trainer turned abuser, look at Shecks and Nyjah there's something fucky with kids being groomed in the industry.



One has to be wary of older mentorship dudes hanging with young boys or girls. Unless it's a father or mother helping out it seems just a bit weird.
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I don’t know about all this, I think you may be reaching a bit. Sure there are creeps like Neal Hendrix, but I don’t see it as an industry wide problem. In fact, skateboarding probably has the least amount of funny business, compared to other major sports. I think you may be misusing the term Pedofile, as that pertains to prepubertal children, not just anybody under the age of 18. I find nothing wrong with mentoring a younger kid, though it’s probably best to stick to your own sex. There will always be those who prey on kids or take advantage of their naivety, but that happens in all aspects of life.
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   The skate industry uses and abuses youngsters for money not sexual assault.  There are isolated incidents tho and the underage demo chicks.
I get it not all mentorship is bad or lecherous, however I do see it as kinda sketchy in those instances of SA has happened and others will come forward.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sanka Coffie on April 15, 2019, 02:07:44 PM
All grip tape brands, other than jessup, are a front.
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Post by: 93toinfinity on April 15, 2019, 02:16:18 PM
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There are companies that had better wood for their riders. Kayo and Zero are boards I've personally seen. They had some boards that were impossible to break, they would just bend and warp like crazy. Compared to the normal boards that were in shops around here, it was day and night.
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I don’t buy this one. They’ve had board that can bend and warp without breaking, and thinking that skateboard companies have the kind of money to make “special boards” for their riders is outlandish.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on April 27, 2019, 08:07:39 PM
It’s probably been discussed many time but can anyone clear up if Justin Roy slept with Kris markovichs wife? And because of this he was blacklisted from pro skateboarding.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dr Hfuhruhurr on April 27, 2019, 08:26:04 PM
I have an old friend (haven’t seen him in probably over 10 years since he moved out of CA and I split for another state a few years later) that’s a somewhat well known rider for OJ to this day.

When he first got on OJ the urethane formulas weren’t the best so he would dye Bones SPF’s orange and hoped nobody would notice.

I dunno if he still does that.  I’ve been told their new urethane formulas are pretty good but I haven’t ridden OJ’s since ‘87/‘88 (I’m old)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on April 27, 2019, 08:26:36 PM
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It’s probably been discussed many time but can anyone clear up if Justin Roy slept with Kris markovichs wife? And because of this he was blacklisted from pro skateboarding.
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Pretty sure he was "blacklisted" because he wasn't good at skating and had no business in pro skateboarding, regardless of who he fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRJnG-C0dWY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRJnG-C0dWY)
Did you go on a purge and delete a bunch of your posts to make yourself a newbie again? Not ready for Pal life?

Oh,and Roy works at Baker so he's still in the industry.  A kickflip back lip only got so many dudes by in the early 2000s
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: slappyjoes on April 27, 2019, 08:32:43 PM
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p-rod has single picnic table tricks spliced together into lines in his Me Myself and I part.
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He skates two tables in the whole part. That’s some slick editing if that’s true.

It looks like it twitches but isn’t that the camera going from sun behind it to sun in front of it?

Any other clips like that where they’re spliced on video?
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Definitely slick editing, but there's some uncanny valley shit going on with how close the filmer just happens to get during those lines. It's not impossible to splice together stuff like that. Difficult for sure, -if there are two single tricks spliced together, there would be a twitch, or a blur or lens flare or some sort of attempt to cover it and to distract the viewer. Not saying this is 100% fact, it's been a minute since I've watched the part, but I've always thought something was up.

Re: Other clips where they're spliced
Powell did it all the time

Edit: In the second line, there's a drastic white balance/color change on the second trick, the switch nosegrind fakie flip. Not sure if it's because of ramped slow mo or something... more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpqffgak7To

Either way, I watched it at 0.25 speed on youtube and that's all I found. Gotta admit when I could be wrong.

First thing that comes to my mind is ben hatchells line in fun at 1:27

If you look closely at 1:29 you can see its spliced together

https://youtu.be/ex9kOCXAu8E
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Crack Whore on April 27, 2019, 08:59:35 PM
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It’s probably been discussed many time but can anyone clear up if Justin Roy slept with Kris markovichs wife? And because of this he was blacklisted from pro skateboarding.
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Pretty sure he was "blacklisted" because he wasn't good at skating and had no business in pro skateboarding, regardless of who he fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRJnG-C0dWY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRJnG-C0dWY)
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Did you go on a purge and delete a bunch of your posts to make yourself a newbie again? Not ready for Pal life?

Oh,and Roy works at Baker so he's still in the industry.  A kickflip back lip only got so many dudes by in the early 2000s
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The ability to delete posts is my favorite feature of Slap, fucking with the time/space continuum.


double take
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on April 27, 2019, 09:46:08 PM
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It’s probably been discussed many time but can anyone clear up if Justin Roy slept with Kris markovichs wife? And because of this he was blacklisted from pro skateboarding.
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Pretty sure he was "blacklisted" because he wasn't good at skating and had no business in pro skateboarding, regardless of who he fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRJnG-C0dWY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRJnG-C0dWY)
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Did you go on a purge and delete a bunch of your posts to make yourself a newbie again? Not ready for Pal life?

Oh,and Roy works at Baker so he's still in the industry.  A kickflip back lip only got so many dudes by in the early 2000s
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The ability to delete posts is my favorite feature of Slap, fucking with the time/space continuum.
Whoa easy there Neo!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: augustmoon on April 27, 2019, 10:45:53 PM
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It’s probably been discussed many time but can anyone clear up if Justin Roy slept with Kris markovichs wife? And because of this he was blacklisted from pro skateboarding.
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Pretty sure he was "blacklisted" because he wasn't good at skating and had no business in pro skateboarding, regardless of who he fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRJnG-C0dWY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRJnG-C0dWY)

the guy that fucked Markovich's wife was a flow rider from Oklahoma named Rob.  Justin was always good friends with Markovich.  Also, i think he might be back living in Louisiana now.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: CHONGO on April 28, 2019, 01:08:25 AM
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p-rod has single picnic table tricks spliced together into lines in his Me Myself and I part.
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He skates two tables in the whole part. That’s some slick editing if that’s true.

It looks like it twitches but isn’t that the camera going from sun behind it to sun in front of it?

Any other clips like that where they’re spliced on video?
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Definitely slick editing, but there's some uncanny valley shit going on with how close the filmer just happens to get during those lines. It's not impossible to splice together stuff like that. Difficult for sure, -if there are two single tricks spliced together, there would be a twitch, or a blur or lens flare or some sort of attempt to cover it and to distract the viewer. Not saying this is 100% fact, it's been a minute since I've watched the part, but I've always thought something was up.

Re: Other clips where they're spliced
Powell did it all the time

Edit: In the second line, there's a drastic white balance/color change on the second trick, the switch nosegrind fakie flip. Not sure if it's because of ramped slow mo or something... more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpqffgak7To

Either way, I watched it at 0.25 speed on youtube and that's all I found. Gotta admit when I could be wrong.
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First thing that comes to my mind is ben hatchells line in fun at 1:27

If you look closely at 1:29 you can see its spliced together

https://youtu.be/ex9kOCXAu8E

holy shit they faded those clips together
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on April 28, 2019, 09:00:53 AM
I remember seeing that at the time and not knowing if it was intentional to fake the line or just to keep the continuity of where your eyes already are, but more than likely it was the former.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: offkilter on April 28, 2019, 03:29:26 PM
I remember seeing that at the time and not knowing if it was intentional to fake the line or just to keep the continuity of where your eyes already are, but more than likely it was the former.

You guys have good eyeballs, I would have never caught that. I wonder if Ben Hatchell gave the OK to pull that shady move.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: euro tm on April 28, 2019, 03:29:53 PM
hahahahahaha i can't believe he skated to that song
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on April 28, 2019, 03:38:16 PM
Either these dudes gave it a go ahead or havent noticed,I'm sure Prod set some of those lines up. Thinking they're sneaky and shit...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: slappyjoes on April 28, 2019, 04:51:51 PM
I remember seeing that at the time and not knowing if it was intentional to fake the line or just to keep the continuity of where your eyes already are, but more than likely it was the former.

Thought the same when i first saw it to. Still not sure either
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pointandclick on April 28, 2019, 06:08:56 PM
Mark Appleyards real name is Mike
and his last name is applesauce
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SadandLonely on April 28, 2019, 06:49:34 PM
Loopholes are F4's with a different name.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DamianStachelski on April 28, 2019, 08:15:26 PM
Panama Dan isn't actually from Panama
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on April 28, 2019, 09:08:02 PM
PJ has 9-10 minutes of VX footy that was suppose to be for the Plan B video before they decided to start from scratch and go HD.........
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on April 29, 2019, 01:30:50 AM
Either these dudes gave it a go ahead or havent noticed,I'm sure Prod set some of those lines up. Thinking they're sneaky and shit...

I watched the p-rod lines I brought up at 1/4 speed and it seems like there was a change in brightness or contrast or both in one of the lines but that’s it. That said that’s probably what I noticed subliminally when watching that part but couldn’t put my finger on it.

Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lgMx3f3a0
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: tony_margera on April 29, 2019, 09:43:23 AM
In the battle at the berrics, how much movie magic is actually used in the editing room during these games? I refuse to believe professionals are so good at skateboarding that they do not consecutively fall on flatground tricks in a game of SKATE. It's disingenuous to the layman and sets an unrealistic expectation for me and my fellow flat-g connoisseurs. I want to see my favorite pros slam on my go-to tricks
  yes.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on April 29, 2019, 11:42:34 AM
I remember seeing that at the time and not knowing if it was intentional to fake the line or just to keep the continuity of where your eyes already are, but more than likely it was the former.

Re-watched - it's on purpose for sure. That song is so bad.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on April 29, 2019, 12:20:49 PM
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Re-watched - it's on purpose for sure. That song is so bad.
100% taking your word for it to not hear that song
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: topblagger on April 29, 2019, 01:01:00 PM
In middle school a kid on my bus told me that the Adidas logo was actually a pot leaf.

Years ago the dude at Slam City Skates told me the Volcom logo is the flame from a pipe (I forget if it was weed or crack) and that they used to have a pipe looking bit but it was removed at some point.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dustwardprez on April 29, 2019, 04:43:34 PM
PJ has 9-10 minutes of VX footy that was suppose to be for the Plan B video before they decided to start from scratch and go HD.........

I heard this too. Wouldn’t surprise me.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: botefdunn on May 01, 2019, 05:07:54 PM
Jim T thought he turned Antoine Asselin pro around the same time as Davis. It took him a few years to realize his mistake, but by then he was too embarrassed to admit it.
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Post by: 18forced entry on May 01, 2019, 06:32:32 PM
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Pretty sure Biebel got plugs or hair transplant or something. Definitely thought I was nuts for thinking that then I recalled how oddly vain dude is (tanning, getting his teeth “fixed”, wearing that Coca Cola onesie) and realized it’s very on brand for him to think having a weird Jadakiss hairline is acceptable or good.
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Brandon Biebel: skateboarder.  A man barely alive.  Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.  We have the technology.  We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man.  Brandon Biebel will be that man.  Better than he was before.  Better, stronger, faster.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ed boy on May 01, 2019, 07:17:12 PM
Heard that when PRod got on Nike, they bought all the footage he had in eS's. Still hasn't seen the light of day.

Apologizing in advance if that's been mentioned earlier in this thread.

Shalom
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: homegrown83 on May 01, 2019, 07:53:00 PM
Don't know if this has been posted already or not, but I heard that back in the day, Guy Mariano had sex with his filmers' wife and his filmer committed suicide when he found out about the affair.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SadandLonely on May 01, 2019, 07:57:08 PM
Brandon Biebel doesn’t actually skate girl boards anymore. He skates his own off shoot company called Boy...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: chris gentryfied on May 01, 2019, 07:57:47 PM
Don't know if this has been posted already or not, but I heard that back in the day, Guy Mariano had sex with his filmers' wife and his filmer committed suicide when he found out about the affair.
not his filmer, but yeah.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on May 01, 2019, 08:59:20 PM
PJ Ladd has 8-9 minutes of unseen footage sitting in a vault.
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Post by: honey island on May 01, 2019, 10:25:16 PM
pj ladd owns a sikh temple
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Post by: Burnt_Reynolds on May 01, 2019, 11:32:41 PM
May the fleas of a thousand camels descend upon your balls to eat my friend.
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Post by: Ed boy on May 02, 2019, 12:09:21 AM
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Don't know if this has been posted already or not, but I heard that back in the day, Guy Mariano had sex with his filmers' wife and his filmer committed suicide when he found out about the affair.
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not his filmer, but yeah.

Holy shit, that's heavy. Is this confirmed?
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Post by: all your pockets now on May 02, 2019, 12:37:13 AM
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Don't know if this has been posted already or not, but I heard that back in the day, Guy Mariano had sex with his filmers' wife and his filmer committed suicide when he found out about the affair.
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not his filmer, but yeah.
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Holy shit, that's heavy. Is this confirmed?

read pages 3-4 of this thread
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Kicked2thecurb on May 02, 2019, 12:58:54 AM
I have a theory that Nike SB invests into /subsidizes smaller, more niche, companies (917, passport, frog) to quietlety capitalize on a demographic that probably arent going to hold their breath for the next dunk colorway. 

By putting their money into these smaller brands pockets, it would give Nike leverage to Use the brands imagery, whenever needed, to seem more appealing to those skate heads who have loyalty to these certain kind of brands.

I conceived this theory when I heard frog and Nike put out a blazer together but realized that the majority of their team aren't even on Nike (or any shoe sponsor, none the less). But yeah, what do y'all think ?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on May 03, 2019, 11:16:27 AM
I mean that's kind of Nike's whole strategy and the reason they got in to skateboarding in the first place. Skaters were a huge market of people NOT wearing Nike shoes, so they used careful marketing of sponsoring 'legit' guys, only selling in SOSs etc to gain credibility. Now they're 'in' their focus has shifted from appealing to a market they don't have (skaters) to appealing to another market they don't have (skaters that still don't back nike). Hence stuff like you mentioned, as well as, I'd imagine, sponsoring every skater under the sun, so everyone's favourite pro rides for nike.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: element4life on May 03, 2019, 11:50:16 AM
marc johnson is actually totally sane
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on May 03, 2019, 03:32:47 PM
industry is collaborating to raise the prices of hard goods, especially decks. I’m not saying that’s good or bad, just that it’s happening. also, aftermarket bushings and pivot cups and all that are a huge racket. trucks shouldn’t come with shitty stock bushings.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: halitosis on May 03, 2019, 05:11:42 PM
Tas made a whole movie about some tin foil shit.  It waaz tight!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on May 22, 2019, 08:58:20 AM
Danny Way has been contributing to Donald Trump’s re-election campaign in hopes that the US/Mexican boarder wall will get built, just so he’ll having something else to jump over.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ocelot on May 22, 2019, 09:10:50 AM
Danny Way has been contributing to Donald Trump’s re-election campaign in hopes that the US/Mexican boarder wall will get built, just so he’ll having something else to jump over.

that's pretty funny
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: gaunt on May 22, 2019, 09:11:30 AM
He skipped the element > watery obscurity part by getting a job at Vans a few years ago.
he's working for element in some capacity now it looks like as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgnGVzRe5Yk


edit: lmao responded to a year old post that i thought was just posted
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 22, 2019, 09:24:09 AM
industry is collaborating to raise the prices of hard goods, especially decks. I’m not saying that’s good or bad, just that it’s happening. also, aftermarket bushings and pivot cups and all that are a huge racket. trucks shouldn’t come with shitty stock bushings.

No Tariffs will cause the increase in decks
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shit4breakfast on July 04, 2019, 10:07:42 PM
The 18 offshoot brands were created for Todd’s sanity and creative freedom. Dude was literally losing his mind drawing the same shit and threatened to leave for good.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on July 05, 2019, 08:17:19 PM
I have a theory that Nike SB invests into /subsidizes smaller, more niche, companies (917, passport, frog) to quietlety capitalize on a demographic that probably arent going to hold their breath for the next dunk colorway. 

By putting their money into these smaller brands pockets, it would give Nike leverage to Use the brands imagery, whenever needed, to seem more appealing to those skate heads who have loyalty to these certain kind of brands.

I conceived this theory when I heard frog and Nike put out a blazer together but realized that the majority of their team aren't even on Nike (or any shoe sponsor, none the less). But yeah, what do y'all think ?

I wouldn't even be surprised if board companies invested money into supporting their older riders going off to start their own stuff. It's not like Girl was selling tons of boards to NYC people in their late 20s, so might as well give some seed money to the AO to start his own brand to appeal to these audiences. If it blows up, they get a sizable return on their investment and don't have to really worry about losing sales.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on July 05, 2019, 08:30:27 PM
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I have a theory that Nike SB invests into /subsidizes smaller, more niche, companies (917, passport, frog) to quietlety capitalize on a demographic that probably arent going to hold their breath for the next dunk colorway. 

By putting their money into these smaller brands pockets, it would give Nike leverage to Use the brands imagery, whenever needed, to seem more appealing to those skate heads who have loyalty to these certain kind of brands.

I conceived this theory when I heard frog and Nike put out a blazer together but realized that the majority of their team aren't even on Nike (or any shoe sponsor, none the less). But yeah, what do y'all think ?
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I wouldn't even be surprised if board companies invested money into supporting their older riders going off to start their own stuff. It's not like Girl was selling tons of boards to NYC people in their late 20s, so might as well give some seed money to the AO to start his own brand to appeal to these audiences. If it blows up, they get a sizable return on their investment and don't have to really worry about losing sales.
Is this not a sister brand?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on July 05, 2019, 09:21:33 PM
berra's part in the end has some scientology references in it.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on July 05, 2019, 10:41:20 PM
berra's part in the end has some scientology references in it.

Is that the one where he does a trick of a loading dock in a Dianetics t-shirt?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on July 05, 2019, 11:09:37 PM
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berra's part in the end has some scientology references in it.
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Is that the one where he does a trick of a loading dock in a Dianetics t-shirt?

no. I think that’s a different video. he gets beheaded in the end and these government-looking dudes in black suits put his head in a box and drive away.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on July 05, 2019, 11:16:13 PM
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berra's part in the end has some scientology references in it.
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Is that the one where he does a trick of a loading dock in a Dianetics t-shirt?
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no. I think that’s a different video. he gets beheaded in the end and these government-looking dudes in black suits put his head in a box and drive away.

My bad, I wound up looking it up. It's the the third to last trick in his Skate More part. Half-cab frontslide flip front tail fakie on the top ledge of the dock. I made a gif of it once but I can't find it anymore. He's sporting a collegiate lettering Diantics shirt.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 06, 2019, 12:55:46 AM
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berra's part in the end has some scientology references in it.
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Is that the one where he does a trick of a loading dock in a Dianetics t-shirt?
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no. I think that’s a different video. he gets beheaded in the end and these government-looking dudes in black suits put his head in a box and drive away.
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My bad, I wound up looking it up. It's the the third to last trick in his Skate More part. Half-cab frontslide flip front tail fakie on the top ledge of the dock. I made a gif of it once but I can't find it anymore. He's sporting a collegiate lettering Diantics shirt.

Really?! cmon man
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on July 06, 2019, 01:15:14 AM
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berra's part in the end has some scientology references in it.
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Is that the one where he does a trick of a loading dock in a Dianetics t-shirt?
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no. I think that’s a different video. he gets beheaded in the end and these government-looking dudes in black suits put his head in a box and drive away.
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My bad, I wound up looking it up. It's the the third to last trick in his Skate More part. Half-cab frontslide flip front tail fakie on the top ledge of the dock. I made a gif of it once but I can't find it anymore. He's sporting a collegiate lettering Diantics shirt.
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Really?! cmon man

OK I'll bite what would you call it?
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Post by: GeorgeCostanza on July 06, 2019, 01:24:09 AM
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berra's part in the end has some scientology references in it.
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Is that the one where he does a trick of a loading dock in a Dianetics t-shirt?
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no. I think that’s a different video. he gets beheaded in the end and these government-looking dudes in black suits put his head in a box and drive away.
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My bad, I wound up looking it up. It's the the third to last trick in his Skate More part. Half-cab frontslide flip front tail fakie on the top ledge of the dock. I made a gif of it once but I can't find it anymore. He's sporting a collegiate lettering Diantics shirt.
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Really?! cmon man
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OK I'll bite what would you call it?

that's a fakie flip tailside
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Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 06, 2019, 02:43:46 AM
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berra's part in the end has some scientology references in it.
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Is that the one where he does a trick of a loading dock in a Dianetics t-shirt?
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no. I think that’s a different video. he gets beheaded in the end and these government-looking dudes in black suits put his head in a box and drive away.
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My bad, I wound up looking it up. It's the the third to last trick in his Skate More part. Half-cab frontslide flip front tail fakie on the top ledge of the dock. I made a gif of it once but I can't find it anymore. He's sporting a collegiate lettering Diantics shirt.
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Really?! cmon man
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OK I'll bite what would you call it?
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that's a fakie flip tailside

yup
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 06, 2019, 06:12:14 AM
quit talking about him
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: morningcommute on July 06, 2019, 07:43:53 AM
Damn, that fucked up (and wrong) trick description threw me off from posting 'in the beginning there was semen'.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: heckler on July 06, 2019, 08:18:37 AM
Brands intentionally mislabel boards with wrong sizes because it's easier to offload an 8.0 or 8.25 than an 8.38 or an 8.125 and they know no one can tell the difference.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: arrbee on July 06, 2019, 08:30:24 AM
Brands intentionally mislabel boards with wrong sizes because it's easier to offload an 8.0 or 8.25 than an 8.38 or an 8.125 and they know no one can tell the difference.

Maybe for people outside of these forums. I measure every board I buy. Been riding Quasi 8.25 square shape for a while now. Size laser etched on the top, I still measure it.

Maybe online retailers get those mislabeled ones since people can't hold them before they buy
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SirPizzaSlayer on July 06, 2019, 08:35:44 AM
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Brands intentionally mislabel boards with wrong sizes because it's easier to offload an 8.0 or 8.25 than an 8.38 or an 8.125 and they know no one can tell the difference.
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Maybe for people outside of these forums. I measure every board I buy. Been riding Quasi 8.25 square shape for a while now. Size laser etched on the top, I still measure it.

Maybe online retailers get those mislabeled ones since people can't hold them before they buy
same here, I had an AWS that was labeled as an 8.1, measured it and it was actually an 8.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on July 06, 2019, 08:37:14 AM
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I have a theory that Nike SB invests into /subsidizes smaller, more niche, companies (917, passport, frog) to quietlety capitalize on a demographic that probably arent going to hold their breath for the next dunk colorway. 

By putting their money into these smaller brands pockets, it would give Nike leverage to Use the brands imagery, whenever needed, to seem more appealing to those skate heads who have loyalty to these certain kind of brands.

I conceived this theory when I heard frog and Nike put out a blazer together but realized that the majority of their team aren't even on Nike (or any shoe sponsor, none the less). But yeah, what do y'all think ?
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I wouldn't even be surprised if board companies invested money into supporting their older riders going off to start their own stuff. It's not like Girl was selling tons of boards to NYC people in their late 20s, so might as well give some seed money to the AO to start his own brand to appeal to these audiences. If it blows up, they get a sizable return on their investment and don't have to really worry about losing sales.
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Is this not a sister brand?

Depends on the level of ownership. A sister brand implies that Girl dictates how 917 should operate. There could be a case where another company would own ~15% and wouldn't have as much say in how they run and would just reap the dividends when sales come in.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 06, 2019, 08:42:44 AM
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Brands intentionally mislabel boards with wrong sizes because it's easier to offload an 8.0 or 8.25 than an 8.38 or an 8.125 and they know no one can tell the difference.
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Maybe for people outside of these forums. I measure every board I buy. Been riding Quasi 8.25 square shape for a while now. Size laser etched on the top, I still measure it.

Maybe online retailers get those mislabeled ones since people can't hold them before they buy
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same here, I had an AWS that was labeled as an 8.1, measured it and it was actually an 8.

its crazy how you can feel 0.1 of an inch with your feet huh.
I was convinced for years that you could not tell and its all in peoples heads until i bought a board that i thought was 8.4 and turned out to be 8.5, I could not 3flip that thing to save my life...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SirPizzaSlayer on July 06, 2019, 08:48:08 AM
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Brands intentionally mislabel boards with wrong sizes because it's easier to offload an 8.0 or 8.25 than an 8.38 or an 8.125 and they know no one can tell the difference.
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Maybe for people outside of these forums. I measure every board I buy. Been riding Quasi 8.25 square shape for a while now. Size laser etched on the top, I still measure it.

Maybe online retailers get those mislabeled ones since people can't hold them before they buy
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same here, I had an AWS that was labeled as an 8.1, measured it and it was actually an 8.
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its crazy how you can feel 0.1 of an inch with your feet huh.
I was convinced for years that you could not tell and its all in peoples heads until i bought a board that i thought was 8.4 and turned out to be 8.5, I could not 3flip that thing to save my life...
its the same thing with every part of skating I have. I have thunder hollow light lows which are 49.5mm, I can feel it and I hate how low it is. I’m gonna go back to Indy’s ASAP.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: kneebone on July 06, 2019, 09:08:52 AM
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Brands intentionally mislabel boards with wrong sizes because it's easier to offload an 8.0 or 8.25 than an 8.38 or an 8.125 and they know no one can tell the difference.
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Maybe for people outside of these forums. I measure every board I buy. Been riding Quasi 8.25 square shape for a while now. Size laser etched on the top, I still measure it.

Maybe online retailers get those mislabeled ones since people can't hold them before they buy
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same here, I had an AWS that was labeled as an 8.1, measured it and it was actually an 8.
Pretty sure this has been discussed ad nauseum in other threads...Schmitt Stix measures their boards with the concave, so if you take a tape/ruler straight across it seems skinner.  Gotta press the tape into the concave and it’ll come out 8.1
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 06, 2019, 09:09:08 AM
Damn, that fucked up (and wrong) trick description threw me off from posting 'in the beginning there was semen'.
In the beginning there was Sea Org.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on July 06, 2019, 10:58:05 AM
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Damn, that fucked up (and wrong) trick description threw me off from posting 'in the beginning there was semen'.
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In the beginning there was Sea Org.
I blew it but you sure didn't.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Style Pilot on July 07, 2019, 12:56:57 AM
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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Szechuan on July 07, 2019, 01:19:48 AM
There is a 'skater' with over 100k followers that is an AI deepfake, created with human image synthesis technology. The secret 3 year project is a collaboration of action sports and other corporate sponsors and will be revealed as a publicity stunt just prior to the Olympics. There are several Pros who have signed agreements of secrecy and releases for footage into which the deepfake skater is superimposed as a participant. I have my suspicions about the identity of the AI skater but I'm not 100% sure. Any ideas?
Aurelien Giraud right?

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Damn, that fucked up (and wrong) trick description threw me off from posting 'in the beginning there was semen'.
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In the beginning there was Sea Org.
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I blew it but you sure didn't.
In the beginning there was Thetans
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Style Pilot on July 07, 2019, 02:57:10 AM
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Post by: Style Pilot on July 07, 2019, 03:01:19 AM
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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 07, 2019, 09:06:48 AM
Evan Kuzava put the greenlight on Fro Doggy Dog's Slap account after being put on blast for a shitty Instagram comment and general belief system.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on July 07, 2019, 09:10:55 AM
Evan Kuzava put the greenlight on Fro Doggy Dog's Slap account after being put on blast for a shitty Instagram comment and general belief system.

 :(
what I came to this thread for today
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 07, 2019, 09:12:28 AM
Evan Kuzava put the greenlight on Fro Doggy Dog's Slap account after being put on blast for a shitty Instagram comment and general belief system.
Homeboy must have been lurking hard because that thread was only up for a few hours. Now he's overcompensating:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzmTcqXlx6p/
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on July 07, 2019, 09:14:54 AM
"Got hate unrighteousness" -Evan Kazoo
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 07, 2019, 09:18:01 AM
He posted that shit last night and by this morning I couldn't find it. He also mentioned the Patlanta mad at the Vice writer thread being gone too.

Big clean ups here
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on July 07, 2019, 09:21:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/DIS9gZE.png)

"Blessed is the man whose face looks like pubes" -Evan Kavevan

RIP Fro , u were a good poster and if you're reading this i hope u come back home . if they havent neuralized you
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 07, 2019, 09:30:55 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/e9fd257533b994af1124a6f81267c890/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Willie on July 07, 2019, 11:00:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/DIS9gZE.png)

"Blessed is the man whose face looks like pubes" -Evan Kavevan

RIP Fro , u were a good poster and if you're reading this i hope u come back home . if they havent neuralized you

Abort that beard!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Youoverthere on July 08, 2019, 10:46:00 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/DIS9gZE.png)

"Blessed is the man whose face looks like pubes" -Evan Kavevan

RIP Fro , u were a good poster and if you're reading this i hope u come back home . if they havent neuralized you
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Abort that beard!

He also works at a gay conversion camp
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 08, 2019, 11:30:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DIS9gZE.png)

"Blessed is the man whose face looks like pubes" -Evan Kavevan

RIP Fro , u were a good poster and if you're reading this i hope u come back home . if they havent neuralized you

No mo fro?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: bigbevev on August 11, 2019, 07:37:55 AM
Spitfire lock ins are conical fulls with one side shaved flat. They "tested the waters" with them, then shortly thereafter re-released the tablet shape, making all lock in owners (including myself) look foolish with our irreversible wheels.

This conspiracy helps me feel better about the fact that my wheels are coning.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: slobplant on August 11, 2019, 02:13:40 PM
Spitfire lock ins are conical fulls with one side shaved flat. They "tested the waters" with them, then shortly thereafter re-released the tablet shape, making all lock in owners (including myself) look foolish with our irreversible wheels.

This conspiracy helps me feel better about the fact that my wheels are coning.

I had a pair and I put them with logo facing in like always and they were fine
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on August 11, 2019, 02:18:38 PM
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Spitfire lock ins are conical fulls with one side shaved flat. They "tested the waters" with them, then shortly thereafter re-released the tablet shape, making all lock in owners (including myself) look foolish with our irreversible wheels.

This conspiracy helps me feel better about the fact that my wheels are coning.
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I had a pair and I put them with logo facing in like always and they were fine
Maybe I am so meticulous but the only time I have had wheels cone was Bones and those were the V-1's I believe?! Spitfires for me never cone I switch them around every week.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Switch FS K-Swiss Grind on August 11, 2019, 08:05:54 PM
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Spitfire lock ins are conical fulls with one side shaved flat. They "tested the waters" with them, then shortly thereafter re-released the tablet shape, making all lock in owners (including myself) look foolish with our irreversible wheels.

This conspiracy helps me feel better about the fact that my wheels are coning.
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I had a pair and I put them with logo facing in like always and they were fine
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Maybe I am so meticulous but the only time I have had wheels cone was Bones and those were the V-1's I believe?! Spitfires for me never cone I switch them around every week.
Cool reply bro.
Everett is pointing out that if you skate an asymmetrical wheel, the asymmetry is rendered useless when you switch them around.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Algar on August 11, 2019, 08:27:16 PM
What's with all the Ronnie deutsch sigs?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: conqueso on August 11, 2019, 08:35:01 PM
What's with all the Ronnie deutsch sigs?

fake rick
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on August 12, 2019, 12:01:55 AM
What's with all the Ronnie deutsch sigs?
folks love a scumbag lawyer
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Szechuan on August 12, 2019, 02:01:41 AM
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What's with all the Ronnie deutsch sigs?
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fake rick
Is he really? I can't make my mind up on it yet.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mate. on August 12, 2019, 05:13:23 AM
Rubber griptape.

The most obvious advancement in griptape technology (that is so fucking simple I struggle to name it a 'technology').

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GeorgeCostanza on August 12, 2019, 05:56:28 AM
neal hendrix had jeffrey epstein killed
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Utopos on August 12, 2019, 06:56:59 AM
Rubber griptape.

The most obvious advancement in griptape technology (that is so fucking simple I struggle to name it a 'technology').

  • all rubber griptape companies seem to just die or disappear
  • everyone I've heard try it says it's really good
  • results in shoes not dying
  • which results in skate shoes not selling
  • which results in skate shoe companies dying
  • and also results in skate shops dying
  • no distributor will touch it because of the above

Have you tried it? It feels like trash.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mate. on August 12, 2019, 07:52:17 AM
Imagine rubber grip was standard for the last 40 years and some company came out with sandpaper grip. How'd you think that would go down?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: poor alice on August 12, 2019, 10:12:24 AM
Imagine rubber grip was standard for the last 40 years and some company came out with sandpaper grip. How'd you think that would go down?


....woah.



I'm assuming the assumption, if this was to be the case, would be that it was all a ploy by Big Laces to or Nike to sell more laces and own more of the world's money.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: 50mm on August 12, 2019, 10:14:23 AM
Imagine rubber grip was standard for the last 40 years and some company came out with sandpaper grip. How'd you think that would go down?
Focus
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JosephSmith on August 12, 2019, 11:33:49 AM
neal hendrix had jeffrey epstein killed
#hendrixbodycount
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on August 13, 2019, 12:52:36 PM
Rowley has almost no grinds in his newest part. The reason is that he only skate indy stage VII and they are pretty hard to come by these days. Conclusion: Conservation of these valuable assets is more important than a well rounded trick selection.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mog on May 04, 2020, 02:37:53 AM
 :-X
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DirtyCheddarKids on May 04, 2020, 06:06:05 AM
I've actually experimented with sponge rubber myself to substitute griptape like a decade ago. Was pretty decent, but I like destroying my stuff, if that makes any sense...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TRSP on May 04, 2020, 06:36:45 AM
I have a theory that involves the skateboard industry. Directly and indirectly manipulating the idea of skateboarding in peoples minds to keep them involved in the idea of the skateboard industry and culture. Through means of media perpetuating images and personality's that expand on skateboarding figures. In the same way the entertainment industry creates TV and movie personality's to sell ideas and images of life. I think that is whats killing individualism in skateboarding. I think they know this and do it to sell products obviously. But it was not always a for front of thought I think it started off more innocent back in the day but all the young guys pushing it got old and saw what was really going on. I.E. the all seeing eye. They taunt us too which is fucked up.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on May 04, 2020, 06:45:34 AM
All these pros are going out of their way to say longboarding is cool at the same time Indy came out with a set of longboarding trucks.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: texasplant on May 04, 2020, 06:51:50 AM
All these pros are going out of their way to say longboarding is cool at the same time Indy came out with a set of longboarding trucks.

What longboarding trucks?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on May 04, 2020, 06:58:49 AM
Boneite was a scam bro
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Zephyr-Cum on May 04, 2020, 07:39:16 AM
Rubber griptape.

Compelling.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Zephyr-Cum on May 04, 2020, 07:42:13 AM
I think it started off more innocent back in the day but all the young guys pushing it got old and saw what was really going on. I.E. the all seeing eye. They taunt us too which is fucked up.
We don't talk about Nyjah's neck tattoo. Or the rape.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Skeeter on May 04, 2020, 07:45:14 AM
Jason Lee gave Tom Cruise a handjob on the set of Vanilla Sky. Tom Cruise threatened Jason Lee to release photos unless he became a Scientologist.

Juliette Lewis forced Berra to ditch his Jewish beliefs and become a Scientologist or else she would have L. Rons goons go natural born killers on his ass and send him on a permanent vacation.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: imposter on May 04, 2020, 07:53:12 AM
The later you start skating shorter your pro career is for example kelch
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Rocco Siffredi on May 04, 2020, 01:54:04 PM
Jason Lee gave Tom Cruise a handjob on the set of Vanilla Sky. Tom Cruise threatened Jason Lee to release photos unless he became a Scientologist.

Juliette Lewis forced Berra to ditch his Jewish beliefs and become a Scientologist or else she would have L. Rons goons go natural born killers on his ass and send him on a permanent vacation.

zource?? if it's xenu it doesn't count
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Szechuan on May 04, 2020, 03:19:36 PM
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Jason Lee gave Tom Cruise a handjob on the set of Vanilla Sky. Tom Cruise threatened Jason Lee to release photos unless he became a Scientologist.

Juliette Lewis forced Berra to ditch his Jewish beliefs and become a Scientologist or else she would have L. Rons goons go natural born killers on his ass and send him on a permanent vacation.
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zource?? if it's xenu it doesn't count
I do love how making their poster boy get hjs from dudes somehow helps the business in this scenario.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Meathook on May 04, 2020, 04:43:58 PM
The big four truck companies came to an agreement, conspiring to put Bones out of business by all agreeing to make their stock bushings higher quality so people stop buying bones bushings.

Think about skating any Venture, Thunder, Indy, or Ace you’ve skated stock 12 years ago vs stock bushings in any of the above now.  Clearly noticeable difference.

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Zephyr-Cum on May 04, 2020, 06:12:29 PM
Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

Eh. I am what you call a gnarly dude, and often bearings collapse from my regular activities. Swiss Bones are one of the few products I am loyal to.

Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be sure to stock up.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DarkPools on May 04, 2020, 06:27:33 PM

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

Imagine thinking Bones makes shitty wheels and shitty bearings. Ha! That made me  chuckle.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 04, 2020, 06:51:25 PM
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Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.
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Imagine thinking Bones makes shitty wheels and shitty bearings. Ha! That made me  chuckle.
   Bones = The best shit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on May 04, 2020, 08:24:52 PM
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Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.
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Imagine thinking Bones makes shitty wheels and shitty bearings. Ha! That made me  chuckle.
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   Bones = The best shit

As a Spitfire guy I will talk shit but, thank them for F4 and Swiss/Red
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: tom on May 04, 2020, 09:50:25 PM

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.
I’m convinced that Powell doesn’t actually know how to make a skateboard deck, and the wheels are plasticy and rattle when you skate, but the bearings are good. I say this as an established Bones/Powell hater
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shitsandwich on May 04, 2020, 10:10:15 PM
The big four truck companies came to an agreement, conspiring to put Bones out of business by all agreeing to make their stock bushings higher quality so people stop buying bones bushings.

Think about skating any Venture, Thunder, Indy, or Ace you’ve skated stock 12 years ago vs stock bushings in any of the above now.  Clearly noticeable difference.

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

Bones wheels definitely aren’t shit and neither are their bearings
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: poor alice on May 05, 2020, 02:26:10 AM
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The big four truck companies came to an agreement, conspiring to put Bones out of business by all agreeing to make their stock bushings higher quality so people stop buying bones bushings.

Think about skating any Venture, Thunder, Indy, or Ace you’ve skated stock 12 years ago vs stock bushings in any of the above now.  Clearly noticeable difference.

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.
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Bones wheels definitely aren’t shit and neither are their bearings

The only brands I’m loyal to - Bones STF and bushings on a pair of Thunder 149 or 147
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 05, 2020, 10:04:33 AM
I wish that little plastic ring wasn't on Bones bushing.

I also wish finger boards and kcups didn't exist.

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: LiveFromTheCreek on May 05, 2020, 10:09:38 AM
I wish that little plastic ring wasn't on Bones bushing.

I also wish finger boards and kcups didn't exist.

What about handboards tho? Do those get a pass?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Meathook on May 05, 2020, 11:48:58 AM
Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dong Hanglo on May 05, 2020, 04:49:10 PM
Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.


(https://media.giphy.com/media/9hEcsoYAJb3kA/source.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Uncle Poseur on May 05, 2020, 04:51:21 PM
Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

Seems legit.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: duck_man on May 06, 2020, 02:15:13 AM
Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

I can actually believe this. this shit is not uncommon. there's something very very "off" bout braille, it's not just cringe buy actually makes me feel un easy somehow.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sona on May 06, 2020, 02:27:24 AM
I've watched very little of Aaron Kyro and Braille but the one video I saw he was going through 4 different setups and was able to 360 flip on all of them. Nothing about him in particular came across to me as creepy. Braille in general has a weird vibe I think though.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pete on May 06, 2020, 02:29:41 AM
damn 4 tres on 4 boards. so sick dude.

free max b
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sona on May 06, 2020, 03:01:48 AM
the point is he showed the kids your setup is irrelevant
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Youoverthere on May 06, 2020, 03:45:34 AM
the point is he showed the kids your setup is irrelevant
Sounds like something Aaron Kyro would say.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sn00p on May 06, 2020, 07:48:43 AM
I've watched very little of Aaron Kyro and Braille but the one video I saw he was going through 4 different setups and was able to 360 flip on all of them. Nothing about him in particular came across to me as creepy. Braille in general has a weird vibe I think though.

how much is braille paying you to go on slap and defend them?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Ultimate Bitch on May 06, 2020, 12:55:42 PM
Bobby Puleo is Dan Plunketts father.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on May 07, 2020, 01:06:03 AM
fuck ive just relised my brain has been shipping Braille and Revive as the same shit.

which they kind of are i guess..


*EDIT* - wait, Are they the same company? im confused now.

*EDIT EDIT* never mind, i dont actually care
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: beatifk on May 07, 2020, 01:27:02 AM
girl/chocolate : crail :: braille/revive : scientology
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: conqueso on June 17, 2020, 01:54:28 PM
tommy sandovals sobriety
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Goldeneggs on June 17, 2020, 02:01:39 PM
it sucks because i have a Madness deck, too.

Madness uses a lot of Wikileak confirmed pedo symbolism.

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Madness also frequently rips off classic paintings like Cronos eating his children, which is also a theme these pedos are down with.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pdknox on June 17, 2020, 02:47:02 PM
have people gas you up after you drop 7x7 yet not be mentioned https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=111494.0

be soty yet not be mentioned in https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=111494.0

ha.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: pdknox on June 17, 2020, 02:50:21 PM
rhino actually lives in a condo and his hoa fees cover lawn maintenance

ha.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on July 31, 2020, 11:12:43 AM
The JT in JT Aultz's name stands for Jamie Thomas. He was going to go by the name Jamie Thomas Aultz, until the Jamie Thomas from Zero threatened Jim Thebaud with a lawsuit for name infringement.

So Jamie Thomas Aultz had to shorten his name to JT Aultz.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 31, 2020, 12:33:26 PM
the lakai symbol is just the nike swoosh with a little extra flare and not enough awareness
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Owen on August 01, 2020, 12:44:22 AM
The JT in JT Aultz's name stands for Jamie Thomas. He was going to go by the name Jamie Thomas Aultz, until the Jamie Thomas from Zero threatened Jim Thebaud with a lawsuit for name infringement.

So Jamie Thomas Aultz had to shorten his name to JT Aultz.

He then changed his name to Jim Thebaud Aultz
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on August 01, 2020, 04:12:29 AM
Skateboarding is a welcoming culture for outsiders.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: johnes on August 01, 2020, 04:15:34 AM
Nike is about to purchase adidas for 2.6 billion dollars
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: GuessAgain? on August 01, 2020, 12:52:21 PM
Nike is about to purchase adidas for 2.6 billion dollars

damnnn they really be low balling them like that
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: essal on August 01, 2020, 01:02:05 PM
if that's a conspiracy then it's evidence that conspiracy theorists are dumb as fuck.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: mclovin1336 on August 02, 2020, 05:17:16 AM
Skateboarding is a welcoming culture for outsiders.
:D :D :D
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on August 02, 2020, 07:04:43 AM
Not explicitly a skateboarding conspiracy but a skateboarding adjacent conspiracy.

Some of the supreme re-sellers are dummy accounts head up by supreme employees to sell their merch at resale value instead of store price.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Christmas Complete on August 02, 2020, 02:55:14 PM
Zach Allen orchestrated the Figgy allegations to get back at Emerica for letting him go.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: spungo on August 02, 2020, 04:14:59 PM
it sucks because i have a Madness deck, too.

Madness uses a lot of Wikileak confirmed pedo symbolism.

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Madness also frequently rips off classic paintings like Cronos eating his children, which is also a theme these pedos are down with.

Whatever, Mike Carroll had a board that just said NAMBLA on it, way ahead of the pedo curve
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: lazer69 on August 02, 2020, 07:41:12 PM
The person that keeps vandalizing Chevy Chase skatepark is a local mad at people outside having fun.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on August 02, 2020, 08:17:26 PM
I’ve heard that some videos “sped up” their skate videos to “fit the soundtrack” specifically James Brockman in New Blood.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on August 03, 2020, 08:12:29 AM
I’ve heard that some videos “sped up” their skate videos to “fit the soundtrack” specifically James Brockman in New Blood.

It’s all fair game as long as no one notices. There are many tricks.  ;)
I’d rather have a video that’s nice to watch than a „technically“ correct video.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: lk130 on August 03, 2020, 08:15:33 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/Ct42rYw/Screenshot-20200803-111249-Gmail.jpg)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: smellsdead on November 06, 2020, 08:45:28 PM
this thunder trucks logo(http://images.theboardr.com/companies/29.jpg)is actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Loady McGee on November 07, 2020, 06:23:43 AM
this thunder trucks logo(http://images.theboardr.com/companies/29.jpg)is actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin
Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Grind King Rims on November 07, 2020, 06:31:52 AM
Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HombreezysShittyPasta on November 07, 2020, 06:39:08 AM
Homie nailed it with the Madness graphics. Sus shit. All that about Braille is common sense at this point
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cosmicgypsies on November 07, 2020, 06:45:05 AM
Not explicitly a skateboarding conspiracy but a skateboarding adjacent conspiracy.

Some of the supreme re-sellers are dummy accounts head up by supreme employees to sell their merch at resale value instead of store price.

on a similar note i'd imagine a good majority of the "dunk raffles" sell 1/2 pairs and the rest go out the backdoor/straight to stockx
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on November 07, 2020, 09:47:13 AM
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this thunder trucks logo(http://images.theboardr.com/companies/29.jpg)is actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin
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Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.

I wonder if anyone has ever jerked off to the Thunder Trucks logo.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 07, 2020, 11:14:25 AM
Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lowcalcium on November 07, 2020, 12:50:28 PM
Westagate never got SOTY because Phelps thought he was too well adjusted and not hellride enough.

Also Phelps screamed at Patrick O'Dell because he filmed Westgate building a makeup stand for his wife...not hellride enough for the Phelpers
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: lamfordie on November 07, 2020, 12:56:00 PM
It was Phelps dying wish to give Milton SOTY
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jollyoli on November 07, 2020, 01:21:53 PM
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this thunder trucks logo(http://images.theboardr.com/companies/29.jpg)is actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin
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Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.
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I wonder if anyone has ever jerked off to the Thunder Trucks logo.

If anywhere, this is the right place to ask.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on November 07, 2020, 01:26:42 PM
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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?
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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

Or the Egyptian god Thoth.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 07, 2020, 01:50:34 PM
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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?
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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse
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Or the Egyptian god Thoth.

Much better
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on November 07, 2020, 02:03:14 PM
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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?
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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse
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Or the Egyptian god Thoth.
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Much better

I always liked this logo and now I like like it. <3
Does thunder make cool softgoods like coach jackets, or does Spifire and Anti Hero fill that Deluxe market?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Esquivel on November 07, 2020, 03:12:03 PM
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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?
[close]

A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse
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Or the Egyptian god Thoth.
[close]

Much better
[close]

I always liked this logo and now I like like it. <3
Does thunder make cool softgoods like coach jackets, or does Spifire and Anti Hero fill that Deluxe market?

They should update their hollow lights trucks to show a gaping asshole in fishnets
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 07, 2020, 03:31:11 PM
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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?
[close]

A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse
[close]

Or the Egyptian god Thoth.
[close]

Much better
[close]

I always liked this logo and now I like like it. <3
Does thunder make cool softgoods like coach jackets, or does Spifire and Anti Hero fill that Deluxe market?
[close]

They should update their hollow lights trucks to show a gaping asshole in fishnets

They should update their motto to: “Grind ‘em?  Damn near Wrecked ‘em”
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Grind King Rims on November 08, 2020, 04:49:36 AM
If you've never creampied a pair of Thunder Hollows while looking at their butt logo, get the fuck off my forum.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Loady McGee on November 08, 2020, 09:12:14 AM
Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?
Spiderman
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Frank on November 08, 2020, 12:20:40 PM
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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?
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Spiderman

a weird ass bird with a long beak not spreading his wings.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on November 09, 2020, 04:19:26 PM
TNT was the guy that Dylan said he didn't get along with when he was getting flowed by Anti-Hero.

All the people who James Kelch was a dick to at EMB in the 90s now run the skateboarding industry and basically black balled him out. Same happened to Ricky Oyola and Love Park.

Mike V got a settlement from Wembley Stadium when the security guards pushed his wife down the stairs, which paid for all the skate companies he started in the past 15 years.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: formula420 on November 09, 2020, 04:26:18 PM
The person that keeps vandalizing Chevy Chase skatepark is a local mad at people outside having fun.

Its always non skaters that spray up parks.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Freelancevagrant on November 09, 2020, 04:55:04 PM
Big shoelace purposely makes subpar product.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sluggloaph on November 09, 2020, 05:30:10 PM
Big shoelace purposely makes subpar product.
THE TRUTH IS OUT AND THEY CANT STOP US ALL!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Idk on November 10, 2020, 05:35:11 AM
Altamont was going to get cut from Sole Tech but Reynolds threatened to leave Emerica so they cut eS instead. Lots of riders lost their shoe sponsor and some like McCrank and Eldridge never got new official shoe sponsors. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Uncle Flea on November 10, 2020, 07:58:37 AM
Westagate never got SOTY because Phelps thought he was too well adjusted and not hellride enough.

Also Phelps screamed at Patrick O'Dell because he filmed Westgate building a makeup stand for his wife...not hellride enough for the Phelpers

Yep.

I know the time line is off but if you fucked with NB or under armor your not getting soty ever.

Hmmm

If foy was on NB when he got soty than jake didn't pick him 100%

I'm in the same belief as jake. If you fuck with these brands your Trump fed and swallow that load.


Westgate lost me on the shelter show or whatever. He did an interview on youtube or whatever after leaving E.

"New England based business well historically wellllllllll they have and office there still."

I hate that narrative. It's 100% misleading. The brand putting on all of NE was milking it further.

Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Had_to_be_said on November 10, 2020, 09:27:24 AM
In the print magazine days it was almost impossible to get in if you were unknown because companies who bought ads only wanted their riders in magazines. 

Side note. Thank you internet for showing me the whole world of skateboarding.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nigel Houston on November 10, 2020, 09:47:14 AM
Hey so what about magnets in skateboarding? I just was reminded by seeing that mega ramp 720 ollie in another poster's sig.

Do people use magnets?

I remember a YouTube video of someone skating in a parking lot with magnets in their shoes but only found this:
https://youtu.be/skMtfsWx278

And there was a company that offered retrofitting of shoes and boards to magnets:
https://skateandannoy.com/blog/2007/10/whos-the-big-man-now-huh-steve-schneer/

Is this the best kept secret?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on November 10, 2020, 05:32:28 PM
Hey so what about magnets in skateboarding? I just was reminded by seeing that mega ramp 720 ollie in another poster's sig.

Do people use magnets?

I remember a YouTube video of someone skating in a parking lot with magnets in their shoes but only found this:
https://youtu.be/skMtfsWx278

And there was a company that offered retrofitting of shoes and boards to magnets:
https://skateandannoy.com/blog/2007/10/whos-the-big-man-now-huh-steve-schneer/

Is this the best kept secret?

Why does every youtube video have a bullshit thumbnail like this:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1nvuzlX0AIExzZ?format=jpg&name=medium)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1nvuzoWwAAcTz9?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ok boomer on November 10, 2020, 05:33:42 PM
Curious about Uber vid
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Eric Dolphy on November 10, 2020, 06:08:09 PM
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Westagate never got SOTY because Phelps thought he was too well adjusted and not hellride enough.

Also Phelps screamed at Patrick O'Dell because he filmed Westgate building a makeup stand for his wife...not hellride enough for the Phelpers
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Yep.

I know the time line is off but if you fucked with NB or under armor your not getting soty ever.

Hmmm

If foy was on NB when he got soty than jake didn't pick him 100%

I'm in the same belief as jake. If you fuck with these brands your Trump fed and swallow that load.


Westgate lost me on the shelter show or whatever. He did an interview on youtube or whatever after leaving E.

"New England based business well historically wellllllllll they have and office there still."

I hate that narrative. It's 100% misleading. The brand putting on all of NE was milking it further.
Jamie Foy was SOTY 2017
He joined New Balance roughly Oct 2018
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 10, 2020, 06:11:45 PM
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Westagate never got SOTY because Phelps thought he was too well adjusted and not hellride enough.

Also Phelps screamed at Patrick O'Dell because he filmed Westgate building a makeup stand for his wife...not hellride enough for the Phelpers
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Yep.

I know the time line is off but if you fucked with NB or under armor your not getting soty ever.

Hmmm

If foy was on NB when he got soty than jake didn't pick him 100%

I'm in the same belief as jake. If you fuck with these brands your Trump fed and swallow that load.


Westgate lost me on the shelter show or whatever. He did an interview on youtube or whatever after leaving E.

"New England based business well historically wellllllllll they have and office there still."

I hate that narrative. It's 100% misleading. The brand putting on all of NE was milking it further.
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Jamie Foy was SOTY 2017
He joined New Balance roughly Oct 2018

Thrasher has/had a soft spot for Diamond Footwear
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: augustmoon on November 10, 2020, 06:14:25 PM
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Hey so what about magnets in skateboarding? I just was reminded by seeing that mega ramp 720 ollie in another poster's sig.

Do people use magnets?

I remember a YouTube video of someone skating in a parking lot with magnets in their shoes but only found this:
https://youtu.be/skMtfsWx278

And there was a company that offered retrofitting of shoes and boards to magnets:
https://skateandannoy.com/blog/2007/10/whos-the-big-man-now-huh-steve-schneer/

Is this the best kept secret?
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Why does every youtube video have a bullshit thumbnail like this:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1nvuzlX0AIExzZ?format=jpg&name=medium)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1nvuzoWwAAcTz9?format=jpg&name=large)

there's probably some study that says it increases engagement or something
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nigel Houston on November 11, 2020, 09:23:42 AM
Yeah but what about magnets though?

I also remember when this famous photographer used to make a party video series and this one pro skater broke his board and hid it in a bush to go to a sports event, he said he absolutely needed to get back and get his trucks. Like, why care about the trucks so much? Special baseplates with MAGNETS?

And HOW DO MAGNETS WORK anyway?!!!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Frank on November 11, 2020, 09:51:47 AM
Yeah but what about magnets though?

I also remember when this famous photographer used to make a party video series and this one pro skater broke his board and hid it in a bush to go to a sports event, he said he absolutely needed to get back and get his trucks. Like, why care about the trucks so much? Special baseplates with MAGNETS?

And HOW DO MAGNETS WORK anyway?!!!

he probably wants the pivots and bushings. not kidding. if you've ridden in your trucks and want to keep that feeling for the next set you try to keep pivot cups and bushings and put them on your new trucks. that is if they are not already busted. i think ricky oyola does that and i heard a couple other skaters do the same.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ok boomer on November 11, 2020, 10:04:20 AM
I used to switch bushings to my next trucks like 20 years ago. I think I kept the same bushings for 4 sets of Indy stage 8
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on November 11, 2020, 10:33:08 AM
I used to switch bushings to my next trucks like 20 years ago. I think I kept the same bushings for 4 sets of Indy stage 8

how in the hell did you manage to get bushings to last that long?! i go through lke 4 sets of bushings on every pair of trucks haha
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 11, 2020, 10:37:10 AM
Yeah but what about magnets though?

I also remember when this famous photographer used to make a party video series and this one pro skater broke his board and hid it in a bush to go to a sports event, he said he absolutely needed to get back and get his trucks. Like, why care about the trucks so much? Special baseplates with MAGNETS?

And HOW DO MAGNETS WORK anyway?!!!

All this magent talk sounds like a missed opportunity for Polar
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: layzieyez on November 11, 2020, 10:43:09 AM
What do y'all know about skyhooks?

(https://i0.wp.com/www.skatecuriosidade.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/blog14.jpg)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: smellsdead on November 11, 2020, 10:53:26 AM
i thought sky hooks belonged to this guy
(https://oldskoolbball.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Image1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JANUS on November 11, 2020, 11:41:20 AM
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Hey so what about magnets in skateboarding? I just was reminded by seeing that mega ramp 720 ollie in another poster's sig.

Do people use magnets?

I remember a YouTube video of someone skating in a parking lot with magnets in their shoes but only found this:
https://youtu.be/skMtfsWx278

And there was a company that offered retrofitting of shoes and boards to magnets:
https://skateandannoy.com/blog/2007/10/whos-the-big-man-now-huh-steve-schneer/

Is this the best kept secret?
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Why does every youtube video have a bullshit thumbnail like this:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1nvuzlX0AIExzZ?format=jpg&name=medium)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1nvuzoWwAAcTz9?format=jpg&name=large)

(https://i.redd.it/3r9sqldwo9nz.jpg)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Eric Dolphy on November 11, 2020, 12:46:36 PM
i thought sky hooks belonged to this guy
(https://oldskoolbball.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Image1-1.jpg)
pretty sure Skyhook was some Wayne Enterprises tech
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: manysnakes on November 11, 2020, 04:13:08 PM
Curious about Uber vid

It's a parody of that style of YouTube still shot clickbait
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ok boomer on November 11, 2020, 04:36:16 PM
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how in the hell did you manage to get bushings to last that long?! i go through lke 4 sets of bushings on every pair of trucks haha

I never really had bushing issues until Stage 9 indys. Don't get me wrong, the bushings weren't in great shape, I just really hated breaking in trucks. I'd put in smashed/ cracked bushings just so they felt the same
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Vomit Lust on November 11, 2020, 05:06:47 PM
Damn. Guess I should’ve paid more attention to my bushings and pivot cups. Probably why I never went pro.

Magnets would be sneaky. I’d love to see the internet uproar if somebody got caught doing that, like it matters. We took some of those solid rubber bungees, the kind that have an S hook on the ends, and strapped our feet to our boards skating this mini when I was a kid. Shit was dangerous but we were “landing” 540’s and shit on a 5’ ramp.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Uncle Flea on November 11, 2020, 08:56:44 PM
Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on November 12, 2020, 08:56:49 PM
Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?

(Bob Burnquist has left the chat)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: smellsdead on November 12, 2020, 11:15:20 PM
when an emp goes off everyone will form mad max/dagger skate gangs and roam the world shredding.

hopefully like manwolfs
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JimGeko on November 13, 2020, 03:20:14 AM
Gill Bates wants to inject a vaccine into Pobby Buleo containing nanobots and 5g reactive heavy metals.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: dannyprovolone on November 13, 2020, 06:59:30 AM
Gill Bates wants to inject a vaccine into Pobby Buleo containing nanobots and 5g reactive heavy metals.
background music for mr bates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U2iCaQuEqM
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Silky Johnson on November 13, 2020, 10:43:50 AM
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Gill Bates wants to inject a vaccine into Pobby Buleo containing nanobots and 5g reactive heavy metals.
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background music for mr bates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U2iCaQuEqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-TRR5zBLrI
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: conqueso on December 13, 2020, 06:46:34 AM
elijah and jagger eaton are the same person
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIrA0SdJVpg/
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on December 14, 2020, 10:57:28 AM
i wouldnt be surprised if that instagram "proskateboardingnews" was shut down specifically by Nyjah huston/ lawyers. ALSO. I feel like anytime it gets brought up here a bunchhhh bs threads pop up to bury it. Might just me taking notice, but would like to hear what others think.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Nanda Zinger on December 14, 2020, 12:50:55 PM
Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?
Remember the Paradox thread? Griptape with holograms on the underside to aid in whatever BS the owner, Ari believed in. I remember Duffy co-signed Paradox, which now makes sense.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Eric Dolphy on December 14, 2020, 01:51:00 PM
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Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?
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Remember the Paradox thread? Griptape with holograms on the underside to aid in whatever BS the owner, Ari believed in. I remember Duffy co-signed Paradox, which now makes sense.
Holy shit, thank you for bringing this thread to my attention. I wonder where Ari is now.

How's GK Satoshi doing too? I hope he's living his best life
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lou Strux on December 14, 2020, 02:46:09 PM
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Remember the Paradox thread? Griptape with holograms on the underside to aid in whatever BS the owner, Ari believed in. I remember Duffy co-signed Paradox, which now makes sense.
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Holy shit, thank you for bringing this thread to my attention. I wonder where Ari is now.

How's GK Satoshi doing too? I hope he's living his best life
Miss that guy.
Paradoxically the reason I “came in from the cold” after years of lurking these boards was to goof on his quirky, polite sales techniques/market research.
I know... I’m an asshole.
He soon won me over, though, even if (to this day) I still say fuck those shitty Gring Kings.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on December 16, 2020, 07:44:24 PM
Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: dannyprovolone on December 16, 2020, 08:50:07 PM
wheelbase
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 16, 2020, 09:07:49 PM
holy shit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on December 16, 2020, 09:17:17 PM
Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.
Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on December 16, 2020, 11:38:21 PM
Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on December 17, 2020, 12:07:04 AM
Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

He does a backside 50-50 on a small rail in some old video but I can't remember which one. I think maybe he doesn't like skating them though.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: RajeevWins on December 17, 2020, 01:46:05 AM
Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.

You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Vomit Lust on December 17, 2020, 03:57:12 AM
elijah and jagger eaton are the same person
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIrA0SdJVpg/

Jagger Eaton on Scientology shoes.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: smellsdead on December 17, 2020, 07:04:56 AM
mason silva

aka

moistened silver

aka

t 2020 mimetic sotyalloy



"skate with me if you want to live"
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on December 17, 2020, 07:08:10 AM
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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.
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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.

He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on December 17, 2020, 07:24:21 AM
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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.
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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.
[close]

He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.
Are you thinking of the one he does in the credits of Skate More?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ok boomer on December 17, 2020, 07:26:36 AM
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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.
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Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls

(https://i.ibb.co/DVHGMr0/rodneymullen-vert.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YRFDd0H)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on December 17, 2020, 07:31:58 AM
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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.
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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.
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He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.
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Are you thinking of the one he does in the credits of Skate More?

Could be! I barely even recall watching the credits of Skate More...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Murge on December 17, 2020, 07:41:45 AM
wheelbase

After getting a bigger wheelbase idk how much of a difference it makes. Just some foot readjusting. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on December 17, 2020, 07:50:58 AM
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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.
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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.
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He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.
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Are you thinking of the one he does in the credits of Skate More?
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Could be! I barely even recall watching the credits of Skate More...
All I'm saying is his concentration on manuals and flip in flip out he could absolutely destroy a rail or create a new ledge/rail genre with his tech wizardry. 

Tell me this if Tiago had the tech of Daewon and brought it to a ledge it'd be sick as fuck.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WavyDavy on December 17, 2020, 10:03:57 AM
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Isn't putting magnets in your shoes something that conspiracy people do to stay healthy?
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Remember the Paradox thread? Griptape with holograms on the underside to aid in whatever BS the owner, Ari believed in. I remember Duffy co-signed Paradox, which now makes sense.

What happened to Oxymoron riser pads?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on December 17, 2020, 10:18:23 AM
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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.
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Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls
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(https://i.ibb.co/DVHGMr0/rodneymullen-vert.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YRFDd0H)

Now that’s a fucking conspiracy
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 17, 2020, 10:51:42 AM
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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.
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Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls
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(https://i.ibb.co/DVHGMr0/rodneymullen-vert.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YRFDd0H)
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Now that’s a fucking conspiracy
Now it's a tennis club.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shredder sequel on December 17, 2020, 10:53:42 AM
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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.
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Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls
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(https://i.ibb.co/DVHGMr0/rodneymullen-vert.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YRFDd0H)
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Now that’s a fucking conspiracy

looks like a slash. does not disprove the conspiracy. #whereisthedropin
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sn00p on December 17, 2020, 11:49:19 AM
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Rodney Mullen can’t drop in.
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Rodney Mullen used to skate the Del Mar bowls
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(https://i.ibb.co/DVHGMr0/rodneymullen-vert.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YRFDd0H)
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Now that’s a fucking conspiracy
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looks like a slash. does not disprove the conspiracy. #whereisthedropin

he tic tac'd from the other end of the bowl.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: shredslap on December 17, 2020, 02:45:21 PM
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Decks have always been about the same price, right? Until recently.....

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I'm amazed that boards haven't dramatically increased over the past 2 decades. If boards went along with inflation the same board that cost $40 in 2000 should cost $58.36 in today's dollars.



i mean, that's actually accurate...

shop used to have deluxe boards with grip for $45...
 
now they're $53-58 + $5 for grip...
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on December 17, 2020, 03:58:24 PM
The bigger/richer companies involved in skateboarding are leading the push away from physical releases of videos because they can afford to pay for the rights to good music which physical media were a way of circumventing.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on December 17, 2020, 04:26:26 PM
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Can Daewon not really skate rails or is he just lazy?.
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You cant manual a rail.

Lol but seriously, his Round 3 part has a bunch of clips of him skating an exceptionally dangerous rail from the top of one semi truck to the other.
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He did a 180 nosegrind on a rail in a random clip. Maybe a Danny Minnick clip? I can't recall. It was in his jheri curl days haha.
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Are you thinking of the one he does in the credits of Skate More?
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Could be! I barely even recall watching the credits of Skate More...
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Tell me this if Tiago had the tech of Daewon and brought it to a ledge it'd be sick as fuck.
sorry, what?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: drcroc on December 17, 2020, 05:46:27 PM
Companies pushed wider decks because it makes skating easier, thus little kids improve faster and buy more product.

Notice how other trends like baggy pants, puffy shoes have come back around but no ones out there filming their part on a 7.63 anymore, now are they?

This isn't a conspiracy so much as an observation.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DVstorm_chaser on December 17, 2020, 06:50:15 PM
Steve Berra owns Thrasher.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 17, 2020, 06:55:49 PM
After Chris roberts and Justin Eldridge gentrified Chocolate, the neighborhood’s never been quite the same
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dong Hanglo on December 18, 2020, 03:38:38 AM
CBD works.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/O5NyCibf93upy/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on December 19, 2020, 02:56:55 AM
Companies pushed wider decks because it makes skating easier, thus little kids improve faster and buy more product.

Notice how other trends like baggy pants, puffy shoes have come back around but no ones out there filming their part on a 7.63 anymore, now are they?

This isn't a conspiracy so much as an observation.

I dunno dude, there is a growing number of people chasing those 7.75s
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cosmicgypsies on December 19, 2020, 03:07:07 AM
big truck co are in cohorts with big wheel co to make their axles as shitty as possible whilst increasing wheel prices so you can't replace one without the other
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JANUS on December 19, 2020, 08:19:17 AM
CBD works.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/O5NyCibf93upy/giphy.gif)

I swear it helps with chronic inflammation lol.

Besides, we all know skateboarding was created as a concerted marketing initiative by big tobacco and big pharma to drum up more customers, in the short and long-term, respectively.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Chavo on December 19, 2020, 10:31:25 AM
Companies pushed wider decks because it makes skating easier, thus little kids improve faster and buy more product.

Notice how other trends like baggy pants, puffy shoes have come back around but no ones out there filming their part on a 7.63 anymore, now are they?

This isn't a conspiracy so much as an observation.

Companies pushed football or egg-shaped decks during the early '90s in order to subliminally stimulate reproduction. As skateboarding died out, they wanted a new crop of offspring to ensure a healthy future market. The first stage was sexually explicit graphics such as the World Randy Colvin, which got young skaters horny, but they needed to implant the desire to reproduce, hence, the egg-shape with its subtle reference to the embryo. All of this culminated with the famous Kalis line at Love Park where he steps off the board and pushes a stroller.

Notice how other trends like family instagram accounts and Volvo SUVs have come back around but no one's out there filming on egg shapes, now are they? This isn't an observation so much as a conspiracy.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: B. Hopper on December 19, 2020, 01:13:47 PM
Many skateboarders do not know the definition of the word 'conspiracy'.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Freelancevagrant on December 19, 2020, 01:47:30 PM
Big shoelace is a majority share holder in all major shoe brands and does everything in their power to make slip ons less desirable.

Big shoe lace knows their product is sub par and continues to crush any competition.

Big shoelace is also responsible for the quick death of frictionless grip tape.

I’ve said too much.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Hellride on December 19, 2020, 01:56:32 PM
Many skateboarders do not know the definition of the word 'conspiracy'.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JimGeko on December 19, 2020, 01:59:59 PM
Some heavy hitters behind the scenes in big skateboarding have conspired together to protect skateboarding from the evil Olympic machine. These conspirators joined forces with the deep state and released a man-made strain of corona virus out of Wuhan, China. This virus we now know as COVID-19 has cause a pandemic across the whole world solely to cancel the Olympic Games and save skateboarding from its evil.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: figureitout on December 19, 2020, 03:50:19 PM
Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Hellride on December 19, 2020, 04:49:07 PM
Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.
I'm sure Ed Templeton has a black BULL
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 19, 2020, 04:59:37 PM
big truck co are in cohorts with big wheel co to make their axles as shitty as possible whilst increasing wheel prices so you can't replace one without the other
im buying a ar-15
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on December 20, 2020, 07:55:48 PM
Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.
Ed Templeton is the skateboarding equivalent of Ian Mackaye.

Check it out from Ian's loudmouth of self-righteousness PC garbage to Ed's creepy stalking pictures that seem to bite off Larry Clarke they're losing my  interest.

I realize despite being pioneers in their respective field's art music skating quasi cuckold beta weenie feminist crybabies whom have a face you want to punch in.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Uncle Flea on December 20, 2020, 08:17:52 PM
Creature put more money in Varg's pocket. He co wrote that song
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cky enthusiast on December 21, 2020, 05:39:00 AM
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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.
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Ed Templeton is the skateboarding equivalent of Ian Mackaye.

Check it out from Ian's loudmouth of self-righteousness PC garbage to Ed's creepy stalking pictures that seem to bite off Larry Clarke they're losing my  interest.

I realize despite being pioneers in their respective field's art music skating quasi cuckold beta weenie feminist crybabies whom have a face you want to punch in.

typing through the tears
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sluggloaph on December 21, 2020, 10:57:08 AM
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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.
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Ed Templeton is the skateboarding equivalent of Ian Mackaye.

Check it out from Ian's loudmouth of self-righteousness PC garbage to Ed's creepy stalking pictures that seem to bite off Larry Clarke they're losing my  interest.

I realize despite being pioneers in their respective field's art music skating quasi cuckold beta weenie feminist crybabies whom have a face you want to punch in.
If that shape comes in an 8 I'm skating it.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Jerrys Kid on December 21, 2020, 12:18:54 PM
Some notable filmers and photographers really enjoy having teenage boys come over to their house and take photos of them with their shirts off.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Surf The Earth on January 14, 2021, 03:40:44 PM
Rob Dyrdek is Deer Man of the Dark woods
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: bob george on January 14, 2021, 07:45:58 PM
Creature put more money in Varg's pocket. He co wrote that song

I did a lil' google. I see the darkthrone x creature boards, but what do you mean? what song? what did they do?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: manysnakes on January 15, 2021, 09:12:48 AM
Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ok boomer on January 15, 2021, 09:16:57 AM
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He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?

not me
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: RENTSTRIKE on January 15, 2021, 10:19:02 AM
I think there was a blog post/piece of short fiction from Second Hand Embarrassment (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/) about Deanna taking young skaters virginity and Ed being into it, which always led me to believe that there was an open secret in the industry about them having some kind of swinger/poly/hotwife type arrangement.

I could be wrong, and I'm too lazy to look for the story now, but it might be worth searching the blog for the post if you're yearning for that kind of intimate knowledge about what goes down in the Templeton household. Cute couple regardless.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: cky enthusiast on January 15, 2021, 10:25:10 AM
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He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?
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i don't want to say it would be more surprising if they weren't but for how liberal or artfag left they come across, to marry and stay together with your first girlfriend for all eternity is awful traditional. i think it's great if true butit doesn't jibe with the pics of her grabbing rowley's dick through his trousers in a hot tub or some of ed's hornyposting.

this post set off my nerd alarm, hope you go outside soon :)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: manysnakes on January 15, 2021, 12:40:47 PM
I think there was a blog post/piece of short fiction from Second Hand Embarrassment (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/) about Deanna taking young skaters virginity and Ed being into it, which always led me to believe that there was an open secret in the industry about them having some kind of swinger/poly/hotwife type arrangement.

I could be wrong, and I'm too lazy to look for the story now, but it might be worth searching the blog for the post if you're yearning for that kind of intimate knowledge about what goes down in the Templeton household. Cute couple regardless.

He has taken photos and made paintings of Deanna and other women, naked together in what appear to be post-coital arrangements, so this tracks
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Dwyck on January 15, 2021, 02:21:31 PM
Has anyone ever seen a 7.5 Alexis Sablone board? Are we sure she exists and isn't an op to convince skaters to go to college for 8 years
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mr. Stinky on January 15, 2021, 02:44:22 PM
Has anyone ever seen a 7.5 Alexis Sablone board? Are we sure she exists and isn't an op to convince skaters to go to college for 8 years

I just listened to her Bunt episode yesterday and am convinced no one that cool can possibly exist.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: nincompoop on January 15, 2021, 02:47:03 PM
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He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?
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i don't want to say it would be more surprising if they weren't but for how liberal or artfag left they come across, to marry and stay together with your first girlfriend for all eternity is awful traditional. i think it's great if true butit doesn't jibe with the pics of her grabbing rowley's dick through his trousers in a hot tub or some of ed's hornyposting.
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this post set off my nerd alarm, hope you go outside soon :)
in what way? i'm all for tradition and monogamy, you just don't usually expect it from people who push leftist idiocy. and tempa t is a commie pinko [who made a million dollars selling bad art].
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: suckmadeck on April 26, 2021, 10:25:45 AM
I think there was a blog post/piece of short fiction from Second Hand Embarrassment (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/) about Deanna taking young skaters virginity and Ed being into it, which always led me to believe that there was an open secret in the industry about them having some kind of swinger/poly/hotwife type arrangement.

I could be wrong, and I'm too lazy to look for the story now, but it might be worth searching the blog for the post if you're yearning for that kind of intimate knowledge about what goes down in the Templeton household. Cute couple regardless.

https://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2018/06/welcome-to-dollhouse.html

Dear god I read all that. I can't imagine Deanne being a coke head. I hope this is all bollocks lmao
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Matthew_James on April 29, 2021, 02:17:32 PM
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Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.
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except pretty much all of them are posted on thrasher, which the companies pay to put up there, so surely they don't care about ti getting bootlegged?
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i've never heard of this. which companies are paying?

You can tell which content is basically paid advertising by the Thrasher Magazine opener at the beginning of the video, the stuff that’s paid to be put up has more unique imaging beyond the normal flame logo.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on June 01, 2021, 01:54:17 PM
Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

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Post by: Mr. Stinky on June 01, 2021, 02:28:29 PM
Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

I had this thought seriously two weeks ago.  This feels like Newton and Leibniz inventing calculus, apart from lacking in actual consequence for the world. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Willie on June 01, 2021, 04:42:33 PM
Alien Work Shop accurately predicted/tried to warn us about a hostile Alien takeover that has now reached Stage 2 (of 4). 

AWS
AWS
AWS
AWS=Amazon Web Services

Not a coincidence.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Freelancevagrant on June 01, 2021, 05:38:33 PM
Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sus on June 01, 2021, 05:51:16 PM
Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&

i dunno why but this reminded me of a restaurant i drove by this weekend that was called Mrs Gooch's cafe

also can't help but think of this video as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMP7wzMW4_s
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: KRKD1 on June 01, 2021, 07:25:26 PM
The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on June 01, 2021, 07:32:25 PM
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Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&
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i dunno why but this reminded me of a restaurant i drove by this weekend that was called Mrs Gooch's cafe

also can't help but think of this video as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMP7wzMW4_s

I 100% remember there used to be ads in the back of Transworld for underwear designed for skateboarding. It didn't have the cup, but it touted breathable fabric and reinforced bottoms so that they wouldn't rip under friction or when the wearer does a split.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: elbarto on June 01, 2021, 08:36:39 PM
The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.

This is wack.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: slop on June 01, 2021, 09:04:31 PM
Big shoelace is also responsible for the quick death of frictionless grip tape.

I KNEW IT!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: SK8houses on June 01, 2021, 11:58:19 PM
Tavestock institute infiltrated skateboarding.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 02, 2021, 02:51:35 AM
The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.

Why would you even say this? Fucking edgelord bullshit
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: baaaaaaguette on June 02, 2021, 04:48:42 AM
The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAUh7DSNswc
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: coldbrew on June 02, 2021, 08:23:42 AM
Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

Considering 90% of the jokes on skateline are directly stolen from jokes on here this checks out.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on June 02, 2021, 08:34:37 AM
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Considering 90% of the jokes on skateline are directly stolen from jokes on here this checks out.

I'm surprised thrasher hasn't started a podcast focused on rehashing conversation topics on #skatetwitter
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Genericwhitemale on June 02, 2021, 09:14:49 AM
shoes sent to pros are not the same as they are in stores.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Crailslideyoface on June 14, 2021, 04:30:42 AM
Jarne TMing the reboot of Sixteen Skateboards
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pete on June 14, 2021, 05:43:12 AM
hahaha fuck i forgot about that brand. they would deadass bless it then kick you off once you turned 17 shits too funny



free max b
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Owen on June 14, 2021, 09:39:33 AM
Marc Johnson is Jake Johnson's father
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PrettyRicki on June 15, 2021, 09:33:06 AM
Big skateboard is intentionally avoiding true symmetrical deck shapes so they don't last twice as long.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Grip Jobs on June 15, 2021, 01:37:36 PM
After prices of skate goods inflate a little more.
Big skateboard (dwindle, nhs, dlxsf) will sell pro completes direct to consumer with the best quality parts.
They will cost noticeably less than any other board you can build so you’d be stupid not to buy.
Weeds out the small brands.
But the parts will be made in China and only last about a month so you’ll just be buying a new complete every month.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on June 15, 2021, 02:00:21 PM
Microwaving your shoes makes them blow out twice as fast. Pros promote this so you have to buy shoes more often.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on June 15, 2021, 06:34:20 PM
Major skate video music supervision is less about finding new/obscure/lesser known songs and more about avoiding DMCA issues/having to pay too much for rights to a song.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: elbarto on June 15, 2021, 10:48:24 PM
Major skate video music supervision is less about finding new/obscure/lesser known songs and more about avoiding DMCA issues/having to pay too much for rights to a song.

This isn’t even a conspiracy it’s just true..
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 15, 2021, 10:57:31 PM
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This isn’t even a conspiracy it’s just true..

Has it always been true that they sort out music rights?   I don’t think someone was ever hired just to find good jams
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Slap’s Too Sensitive on June 15, 2021, 11:08:15 PM
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This isn’t even a conspiracy it’s just true..
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Has it always been true that they sort out music rights?   I don’t think someone was ever hired just to find good jams

It’s only true for the internet age where everyone is uploading their shit to iTunes/ Instagram/ YouTube/ etc where the big three labels who own everything can readily strike projects down if they haven’t paid for the rights. The responsibility of securing the rights goes to whoever’s tasked with editing the project, which is oftentimes the filmer too. Back in the VHS/ early DVD days no one gave a shit about paying money for rights, bc what was the likelihood of a big mainstream label coming across a skate video in the 90’s?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Vomit Lust on June 16, 2021, 10:17:38 AM
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Major skate video music supervision is less about finding new/obscure/lesser known songs and more about avoiding DMCA issues/having to pay too much for rights to a song.
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Has it always been true that they sort out music rights?   I don’t think someone was ever hired just to find good jams
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It’s only true for the internet age where everyone is uploading their shit to iTunes/ Instagram/ YouTube/ etc where the big three labels who own everything can readily strike projects down if they haven’t paid for the rights. The responsibility of securing the rights goes to whoever’s tasked with editing the project, which is oftentimes the filmer too. Back in the VHS/ early DVD days no one gave a shit about paying money for rights, bc what was the likelihood of a big mainstream label coming across a skate video in the 90’s?

And I don’t think it was an issue when it was 90% punk bands that were happy for the exposure back then. Skate video music isn’t always some obscure band nobody in the Midwest ever heard of before anymore. I don’t even know if there’s such a thing as obscure music anymore. And if you were a big band back then, you were actually making money selling records so a video that would sell a few thousand copies at minimal profit probably wasn’t worth the effort to go after. Music clearance probably wasn’t an issue until hip hop became standard fare. Those major labels with no link to skateboarding were going to make sure they got paid.
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Post by: juras on June 16, 2021, 12:32:49 PM
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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.
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Dude, don't forget Markovich. He briefly skated for them, too...lol.


And do not forget Jake Rupp too.
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Post by: mushroom slice on June 16, 2021, 06:10:41 PM
Lettus Bee is Jesse Neuhaus
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Post by: replaceable kingpin on June 16, 2021, 06:27:58 PM
If you have indys you will try ventures and then go put your indys back on or vice versa, either way you got two sets of different trucks
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Post by: JANUS on June 16, 2021, 06:39:23 PM
If you have indys you will try ventures and then go put your indys back on or vice versa, either way you got two sets of different trucks

But where’s the conspiracy?
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Post by: replaceable kingpin on June 16, 2021, 07:28:34 PM
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That's the idea, to think it's not one
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Post by: Bitchardo Scantron on June 17, 2021, 08:25:11 PM
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Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand
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I used to hoard Shorty's 7/8" Silverados

I live in Atlanta, so I try to support the homies at Bender as much as possible, I pick up shortys when I have to
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Bitchardo Scantron on June 17, 2021, 09:27:27 PM
Ryan Sheckler and Justin Bieber are the same person
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Post by: companguero on June 17, 2021, 10:51:45 PM
Lettus Bee is Jesse Neuhaus

That set off a major nostalgia bomb

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uUuJxY4Y5y8/TIActZ6C1SI/AAAAAAAAAck/-W5Hrw67kCs/s400/wrenchpilot1.jpg) (http://memoryscreenskate.blogspot.com/2010/09/wrench-pilot-no-1.html)

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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Post by: stone cold steve austin on June 17, 2021, 11:05:18 PM
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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.
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Dude, don't forget Markovich. He briefly skated for them, too...lol.
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And do not forget Jake Rupp too.

And Wray
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Post by: Pete on June 18, 2021, 04:26:03 AM
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Lettus Bee is Jesse Neuhaus
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That set off a major nostalgia bomb

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uUuJxY4Y5y8/TIActZ6C1SI/AAAAAAAAAck/-W5Hrw67kCs/s400/wrenchpilot1.jpg) (http://memoryscreenskate.blogspot.com/2010/09/wrench-pilot-no-1.html)

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Damn I forgot I had seen this when I was like 10. Good shit



Free max b
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JANUS on June 18, 2021, 04:37:50 AM
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That's the idea, to think it's not one

No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
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Post by: Idk on June 18, 2021, 05:14:24 AM
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No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
Wait. Do you guys not know that one dude owns a large percentage of Indy, Thunder, and Venture. And they do market themselves against each other.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 18, 2021, 06:09:46 AM
Most pro skateboarders really don’t make a lot of money. For all the ones who competed in Rome, the rest were at home eating Roman noodles.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 18, 2021, 06:21:09 AM
Tracker and Webb trucks are made from the same metal alloy that contains trace amounts of pulped “Kraven’s Last Hunt” Spider-Man comics
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Post by: dannyprovolone on June 18, 2021, 06:25:46 AM
Most pro skateboarders really don’t make a lot of money. For all the ones who competed in Rome, the rest were at home eating Roman noodles.

But I see yuto eating roman noodles all the time on his ig story
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: rawbertson. on June 18, 2021, 08:15:07 AM
Cariuma bought the judges at that Rome contest
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Post by: JANUS on June 18, 2021, 08:44:14 AM
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That's the idea, to think it's not one
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No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
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Wait. Do you guys not know that one dude owns a large percentage of Indy, Thunder, and Venture. And they do market themselves against each other.

Who, the Vitellos? Sure, but my point remains, without the additional conditions (except the truck geometry thing, that was a joke) it’s not a conspiracy. It’s just owning two sets of trucks.
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Post by: Idk on June 18, 2021, 09:35:48 AM
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But where’s the conspiracy?
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That's the idea, to think it's not one
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No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
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Wait. Do you guys not know that one dude owns a large percentage of Indy, Thunder, and Venture. And they do market themselves against each other.
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Who, the Vitellos? Sure, but my point remains, without the additional conditions (except the truck geometry thing, that was a joke) it’s not a conspiracy. It’s just owning two sets of trucks.
I don’t think it’s just the Vitellos. Jeremie Daclin alludes to it in his jenkem interview. Skateboard trucks are kind of a monopoly.
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Post by: JANUS on June 18, 2021, 09:41:35 AM
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But where’s the conspiracy?
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That's the idea, to think it's not one
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No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
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Wait. Do you guys not know that one dude owns a large percentage of Indy, Thunder, and Venture. And they do market themselves against each other.
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Who, the Vitellos? Sure, but my point remains, without the additional conditions (except the truck geometry thing, that was a joke) it’s not a conspiracy. It’s just owning two sets of trucks.
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I don’t think it’s just the Vitellos. Jeremie Daclin alludes to it in his jenkem interview. Skateboard trucks are kind of a monopoly.

That sounds really interesting, I’m going to try to find that interview. Thanks.

And if we’re being honest, maybe I felt a bit defensive because it forced me to look at the ventures I’m currently skating, and my old indys on the shelf… collecting dust and staring at me with their accusing eyes!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: jakeumms on June 18, 2021, 05:12:07 PM
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If you have indys you will try ventures and then go put your indys back on or vice versa, either way you got two sets of different trucks
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But where’s the conspiracy?
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That's the idea, to think it's not one
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No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
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Wait. Do you guys not know that one dude owns a large percentage of Indy, Thunder, and Venture. And they do market themselves against each other.
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Who, the Vitellos? Sure, but my point remains, without the additional conditions (except the truck geometry thing, that was a joke) it’s not a conspiracy. It’s just owning two sets of trucks.
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I don’t think it’s just the Vitellos. Jeremie Daclin alludes to it in his jenkem interview. Skateboard trucks are kind of a monopoly.
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That sounds really interesting, I’m going to try to find that interview. Thanks.

And if we’re being honest, maybe I felt a bit defensive because it forced me to look at the ventures I’m currently skating, and my old indys on the shelf… collecting dust and staring at me with their accusing eyes!
My understanding is that Fausto created Venture and Thunder to grab a bigger share of the market so your first post isn't wrong. At one point, 3 of the 6 trucks on the market came from Emerico. 50% of the market is huge and all three of those brands are still going when other "Indy type" trucks are long gone. Rip yourself of before somebody else does.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: artskool on June 19, 2021, 07:46:44 AM
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2021/02/24/bringing-truck-industry-europe-jeremie-daclin/

"...all of the companies, in one way or another, belong to this one person at the top. He owns part of Independent and Venture, and he owns some shares in DLX so he owns some Thunder too. He has the market, and those brands could fix the prices in their favor, and all of that. "




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But where’s the conspiracy?
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That's the idea, to think it's not one
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No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
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Wait. Do you guys not know that one dude owns a large percentage of Indy, Thunder, and Venture. And they do market themselves against each other.
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Who, the Vitellos? Sure, but my point remains, without the additional conditions (except the truck geometry thing, that was a joke) it’s not a conspiracy. It’s just owning two sets of trucks.
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I don’t think it’s just the Vitellos. Jeremie Daclin alludes to it in his jenkem interview. Skateboard trucks are kind of a monopoly.
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That sounds really interesting, I’m going to try to find that interview. Thanks.

And if we’re being honest, maybe I felt a bit defensive because it forced me to look at the ventures I’m currently skating, and my old indys on the shelf… collecting dust and staring at me with their accusing eyes!
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My understanding is that Fausto created Venture and Thunder to grab a bigger share of the market so your first post isn't wrong. At one point, 3 of the 6 trucks on the market came from Emerico. 50% of the market is huge and all three of those brands are still going when other "Indy type" trucks are long gone. Rip yourself of before somebody else does.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JANUS on June 19, 2021, 07:50:37 AM
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Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Idk on June 19, 2021, 08:35:54 AM
Who is it???!!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: artskool on June 19, 2021, 09:16:55 AM
I'd guess its some sleazy loan shark that got in early, vs. a cool secret industry mover and shaker.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pete on June 19, 2021, 11:23:03 AM
damn really its one dude sitting on all that truck money? thats big truck for ya damn. eye opener




free max b
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: YBOS on July 05, 2021, 07:39:55 PM
Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: flippy lippy on July 05, 2021, 09:00:38 PM
gesmer
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: el chino on July 05, 2021, 09:16:51 PM
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2021/02/24/bringing-truck-industry-europe-jeremie-daclin/

"...all of the companies, in one way or another, belong to this one person at the top. He owns part of Independent and Venture, and he owns some shares in DLX so he owns some Thunder too. He has the market, and those brands could fix the prices in their favor, and all of that. "




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But where’s the conspiracy?
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That's the idea, to think it's not one
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No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
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Wait. Do you guys not know that one dude owns a large percentage of Indy, Thunder, and Venture. And they do market themselves against each other.
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Who, the Vitellos? Sure, but my point remains, without the additional conditions (except the truck geometry thing, that was a joke) it’s not a conspiracy. It’s just owning two sets of trucks.
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I don’t think it’s just the Vitellos. Jeremie Daclin alludes to it in his jenkem interview. Skateboard trucks are kind of a monopoly.
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That sounds really interesting, I’m going to try to find that interview. Thanks.

And if we’re being honest, maybe I felt a bit defensive because it forced me to look at the ventures I’m currently skating, and my old indys on the shelf… collecting dust and staring at me with their accusing eyes!
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My understanding is that Fausto created Venture and Thunder to grab a bigger share of the market so your first post isn't wrong. At one point, 3 of the 6 trucks on the market came from Emerico. 50% of the market is huge and all three of those brands are still going when other "Indy type" trucks are long gone. Rip yourself of before somebody else does.
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do tony and sally still own that part ?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: sKINGraft on July 31, 2021, 07:29:38 AM
Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&

i mean i get calling yuto winning the olympics being fairly easy but theres gotta be some sort of nostradamus award for calling a sacking that bad

jury still out on the rest
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pennybabie on July 31, 2021, 09:25:04 AM
Success is secretly frond upon in skate culture people aren't as supportive as they lead you to believe which is why so many pros become burn outs by the age of 27.

Mental illness and drug abuse is a bigger problem within the community than people realize, we'd rather fool ourselves into believing our schizophrenic bipolar buddy from down the lane was born a "all powerful demonic entity" or a "douche bag" or "just having fun" than get to understand what they're going through and try to intervene before things get worse... Why? Because misery loves company and what better way to keep some one down than encouraging or even laughing at their odd behavior.

We pretend like none of this is going on sit on our high horses and shit talk all day like gossip girls, it's wack and I hope the younger generation ignores a lot of the older folks and do better.

Edit: I believe suffering just to suffer has always been a massive yet covert part of the culture and because of this things rarely get better for us. The majority of skaters come from middle class to lower class homes, the good we could accomplish for young people if the culture wasn't so toxic smh. Things are slowly improving but people are freaking out and for good reasons, when real skaters are too burnt out to help make the changes we need shit is bound to get rocky...

Roller blading associations run the olympic skateboarding teams, like come on man.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: mushroom slice on July 31, 2021, 10:46:17 AM
Skate wax is dumb
Waxing a curb with a candle is better then waxing a curb with wax if you have a candle that smells nice.
Seasonal  smells for instance. You can have a fall session with pumpkin spice. A winter session with vanilla bean. Spring can be lavender or fresh rain
Summer is patchouli
Smell you later
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pennybabie on July 31, 2021, 11:01:59 AM
Skate wax is dumb
Waxing a curb with a candle is better then waxing a curb with wax if you have a candle that smells nice.
Seasonal  smells for instance. You can have a fall session with pumpkin spice. A winter session with vanilla bean. Spring can be lavender or fresh rain
Summer is patchouli
Smell you later

Candle wax doesn't leave residue either which people appreciate. Try bamboo wood non scented the harder the candle wax the better.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JANUS on July 31, 2021, 11:25:00 AM
Roller blading associations run the olympic skateboarding teams

Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its subsequent Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Pennybabie on July 31, 2021, 11:47:52 AM
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Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its suient Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.

Never said "big roller blade" was behind everything but the fact that you chose to focus on this and ignore the parts that clearly tie into things like the war on drugs and middle class proves my point about the toxicity in this community.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JANUS on July 31, 2021, 11:57:16 AM
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Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its suient Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.
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Never said "big roller blade" was behind it all but the fact that you chose to focus on this and ignore the parts that clearly tie into things like the war on drugs and middle class proves my point about the toxicity in this community.

I was trying to make a funny. We see what we want to see.
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Post by: Pennybabie on July 31, 2021, 12:07:22 PM
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Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its suient Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.
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Never said "big roller blade" was behind it all but the fact that you chose to focus on this and ignore the parts that clearly tie into things like the war on drugs and middle class proves my point about the toxicity in this community.
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I was trying to make a funny. We see what we want to see.

I couldn't tell in a bit of a bad mood today.  :-\
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Post by: JANUS on July 31, 2021, 12:10:44 PM
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Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its suient Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.
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Never said "big roller blade" was behind it all but the fact that you chose to focus on this and ignore the parts that clearly tie into things like the war on drugs and middle class proves my point about the toxicity in this community.
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I was trying to make a funny. We see what we want to see.
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I couldn't tell in a bit of a bad mood today.  :-\

It’s alright.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 31, 2021, 03:43:15 PM
Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.

I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on July 31, 2021, 03:59:15 PM
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.

It's Mike McKinlay.
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Post by: elbarto on July 31, 2021, 05:26:50 PM
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.

It’s Doug “Pineapple” Saldino
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Post by: Tarquin on July 31, 2021, 06:02:48 PM
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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It’s Doug “Pineapple” Saldino

It’s Doug Brown
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Post by: elbarto on July 31, 2021, 06:18:34 PM
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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It’s Doug “Pineapple” Saldino
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It’s Doug Brown

It’s free real estate
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Post by: Allen. on July 31, 2021, 06:21:59 PM
It’s Brian Seber
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Post by: sk8parkchamp1on on July 31, 2021, 07:20:50 PM
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.

No it's Mike Hastie.
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Post by: sometimeperhaps on July 31, 2021, 07:48:10 PM
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.

No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Freelancevagrant on August 01, 2021, 12:01:27 PM
Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
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Post by: Landmine on August 01, 2021, 01:43:43 PM
After the padless 540, Yuto proved himself as one of the best skaters atm.

Since the Olympics are held in Japan and being its first year, they'll need some clean cut, no questions asked winner (No Ninejah, not you) in order to keep a family/TV image and keep on cashing.

So, Yuto has already won Olympic Gold.


Edit: Shalom.

You're a wizard
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: DaleSr on August 01, 2021, 02:54:01 PM
Deerman is actually DB Cooper.

Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: numagik on August 01, 2021, 03:40:16 PM
i've heard people all over say that the weather reports have been fucky since covid started like that one episode of curb. was gonna go skate today but they called for rain so i slept in and cleaned. havent seen a drop yet, just a nice mild day
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Freelancevagrant on August 01, 2021, 06:17:49 PM
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Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
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Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt

Deerchild is actually baby Lindbergh
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lou Strux on August 01, 2021, 10:16:42 PM
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Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
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Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt
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Deerchild is actually baby Lindbergh
!!!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ndsr on August 01, 2021, 10:37:41 PM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.
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No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.
As opposed to popular belief Travis Stenger never enjoyed being better than most at ledge/street skating.  He couldn’t stop thinking of those sweet barriers. Ultimately he had to give in to his true calling.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lowcalcium on August 04, 2021, 12:45:29 PM
Shep Dawgs was founded by Bagel Bite money
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: LostBearings on August 06, 2021, 02:54:26 PM
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Some heavy hitters behind the scenes in big skateboarding have conspired together to protect skateboarding from the evil Olympic machine. These conspirators joined forces with the deep state and released a man-made strain of corona virus out of Wuhan, China. This virus we now know as COVID-19 has cause a pandemic across the whole world solely to cancel the Olympic Games and save skateboarding from its evil.
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all the alien workshop people are part japanese...
they have an alien workshop store in japan
andrew reynolds is part japanese...that's why he got dropped from emerica. now hes releasing stuff for rvca japan.
skateboarding is going to be huge in japan after they win gold in the olympics...

he was a sk8r boy she said ya lat8r boy. o v8 im going to japan!
https://youtu.be/LiaYDPRedWQ
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Kokona Hiraki wins silver lol
and Sakura Yosozumi wins gold

Not a conspiracy haha They performed better and probably anybody that has been paying attention to foreign skaters could've told you that japan would be pretty good pick for podium. It taking place in their Country just adds to the fact that they wanted it that much more. While the U.S. was bitching about 'not being a sport' some people decided that they wanted the honor of representing their country doing what they love.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: BugleBites on August 06, 2021, 03:05:01 PM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.
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No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.

Funny sidebar - waaaay back when young Ted flew down to LA to meet Rick and the Girl team, when they were interested, he showed up without a board because he thought it was a done deal. Figured he'd be getting set up with all new stuff. Rubbed em' the wrong way apparently. No Girl for Ted.*

*although this is totally believable, the source of this tidbit is... iffy. Maybe I'll ask Ben.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: stillcantreflip on August 06, 2021, 03:07:26 PM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.



its not chris haslam?!
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WavyDavy on August 06, 2021, 04:24:02 PM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.

https://www.discogs.com/artist/328088-Ba-Ku
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: FrozenIndustries on August 06, 2021, 04:53:37 PM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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https://www.discogs.com/artist/328088-Ba-Ku

Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WavyDavy on August 07, 2021, 12:45:31 AM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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https://www.discogs.com/artist/328088-Ba-Ku
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Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.

True. But they're brothers, and i my mind it would make sense, that Mike is dmodw. I don't know. Iit was late.

But Beast of Gevaudan is Chris Haslam
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Youoverthere on August 07, 2021, 04:22:57 AM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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https://www.discogs.com/artist/328088-Ba-Ku
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Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.
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True. But they're brothers, and i my mind it would make sense, that Mike is dmodw. I don't know. Iit was late.

But Beast of Gevaudan is Chris Haslam
blunt tre fakie on an almost board on a barrier in hesh law gave it away for me
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Youoverthere on August 07, 2021, 04:44:54 AM
Imagine a Dime x BaKu collab.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Frank on August 07, 2021, 04:53:00 AM
deer man isn't wade des armeaux?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: lampshade on August 07, 2021, 05:24:33 AM
Shep Dawgs was founded by Bagel Bite money

The Shep Dogs survive on nothing but Bagel Bites.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: WavyDavy on August 07, 2021, 06:38:40 AM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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https://www.discogs.com/artist/328088-Ba-Ku
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Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.
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True. But they're brothers, and i my mind it would make sense, that Mike is dmodw. I don't know. Iit was late.

But Beast of Gevaudan is Chris Haslam
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blunt tre fakie on an almost board on a barrier in hesh law gave it away for me

For me it was the SW FS Crail
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: j....soy..... on August 07, 2021, 09:27:26 AM
Pretty sure chibbs is the mastermind behind the whole thing......
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: FrozenIndustries on August 07, 2021, 09:47:36 AM
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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https://www.discogs.com/artist/328088-Ba-Ku
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Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.
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True. But they're brothers, and i my mind it would make sense, that Mike is dmodw. I don't know. Iit was late.

But Beast of Gevaudan is Chris Haslam

Yeah, I thought you were implying that Sam (and not Mike) was Deer Man.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: j....soy..... on August 07, 2021, 12:26:24 PM
Hippie Mike is the other one....I heard Andy Anderson mention it on the nine club....
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 07, 2021, 03:39:58 PM
Ishod Wair has an identical twin who also goes by the name Ishod and they both are equally good at skateboarding (one is slightly better at skating bowls). They both travel the world separately and stack footage under a single identity. That's why there are clips of him coming out nearly every day from different parts of the world. It's also why he didn't go to the Olympics. The drug testing would have exposed the truth.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: LostBearings on August 08, 2021, 03:55:37 PM
Powerslide contests were designed by the system to get gaggle's of skaters to collectively and voluntarily give themselves flatspots while only a single winner gets a free set of wheels.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: MaXX_I-D on August 08, 2021, 04:36:58 PM
Powerslide contests were designed by the system to get gaggle's of skaters to collectively and voluntarily give themselves flatspots while only a single winner gets a free set of wheels.
Powerslide contests? Is that a thing?
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ndsr on August 08, 2021, 04:45:25 PM
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Powerslide contests were designed by the system to get gaggle's of skaters to collectively and voluntarily give themselves flatspots while only a single winner gets a free set of wheels.
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Powerslide contests? Is that a thing?
Hopefully just in SF
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: ChuckRamone on August 24, 2021, 03:00:30 PM
Big skateboard is intentionally avoiding true symmetrical deck shapes so they don't last twice as long.

Based and woke.

Came in here to say this but searched it just in case. You're absolutely right. Not just decks but trucks and wheels all wear unevenly too and need to be replaced more often. Why would a popsicle shape have a "nose" and a "tail" anyway? Doesn't make sense. And notice even now with the higher demand for symmetrical shapes there are pitiful few to choose from. Skaters demand more twin tail options. I just started skating my first one and I don't think I'm ever going back to asymmetrical popsicles.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 24, 2021, 03:05:10 PM
http://www.instagram.com/p/CS92Vr3Fn4M/?utm_medium=copy_link (http://www.instagram.com/p/CS92Vr3Fn4M/?utm_medium=copy_link)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on August 28, 2021, 02:38:24 PM
if/ when leticia and felipe gustabo have kids, it will be the new brazillion skate god, a.k.a chosen one. 
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Eric Dolphy on August 28, 2021, 02:46:46 PM
if/ when leticia and felipe gustabo have kids, it will be the new brazillion skate god, a.k.a chosen one.
With those genes, that baby gonna do the world's slowest lipslides
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: xX_420_Blaze_It_Xx on August 28, 2021, 11:43:16 PM
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Big skateboard is intentionally avoiding true symmetrical deck shapes so they don't last twice as long.
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Based and woke.

Came in here to say this but searched it just in case. You're absolutely right. Not just decks but trucks and wheels all wear unevenly too and need to be replaced more often. Why would a popsicle shape have a "nose" and a "tail" anyway? Doesn't make sense. And notice even now with the higher demand for symmetrical shapes there are pitiful few to choose from. Skaters demand more twin tail options. I just started skating my first one and I don't think I'm ever going back to asymmetrical popsicles.

I skate with tight trucks in the back and looser In the front. So even if I have perfectly symmetrical board there is still a true forward. The only difference that a symmetrical board makes is just clunky ollies with a big tail or harder noslides with a small nose.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JimGeko on August 29, 2021, 12:24:09 AM
Steve Berra knows where the corps of Shelly Miscavige is hidden.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: justmy5cent on August 29, 2021, 12:59:22 AM
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Big skateboard is intentionally avoiding true symmetrical deck shapes so they don't last twice as long.
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Based and woke.

Came in here to say this but searched it just in case. You're absolutely right. Not just decks but trucks and wheels all wear unevenly too and need to be replaced more often. Why would a popsicle shape have a "nose" and a "tail" anyway? Doesn't make sense. And notice even now with the higher demand for symmetrical shapes there are pitiful few to choose from. Skaters demand more twin tail options. I just started skating my first one and I don't think I'm ever going back to asymmetrical popsicles.

you guys have a good point here. I think for every skater starting after like mid 90s or something, it would have been better to skate symetrical shapes, because why should it be better to have a longer nose when switch skating is already a thing? That doesn't make sense. I think it came from the noselides/ grinds on rails, because at that time rarely anybody was thinking of doing that shit switch. And for the industry keeping those shapes, is probably understandable because, like you said, the board doesn't last that long when you just ollie with only one side of your board.

Tony Hawk was the only one, I think, having a double tail board in the early 90s. But even he went back to "normal" shapes after that.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Allen. on August 29, 2021, 02:21:15 AM
I still want a Gerwer anti hero twin nose
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Cheshire Cat on August 29, 2021, 02:28:11 AM
Everyone wanting twin tails is utter madness to me, twin noses are what should be in demand.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mean salto on August 29, 2021, 03:20:14 AM
What about a board that is symmetrical concave and dimensions wise but one end is kinda square-ish and the other kinda rounder/pointy-ish
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: MaXX_I-D on August 29, 2021, 03:38:53 AM
What about a board that is symmetrical concave and dimensions wise but one end is kinda square-ish and the other kinda rounder/pointy-ish
Sounds like a freestyle deck.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: switchfrontshuv on August 29, 2021, 02:11:20 PM
am I the only one who likes the way boards are shaped? I feel like with a small nose a LOT of my nollie tricks go to shit cuz of ghost pop and with a long tail my tricks are too responsive (cant get a big fat pop like I want to)

Plus with a pointier tail I feel like I can "maneuver" into a tail slide better and with a fatter nose I can stand on a noseslide/feel out a crook to pop out well (which seems like the hardest part about both tricks)

The only thing I fucking hate is how some noses are WAY steeper than tails (either cuz of fewer fingers of flat or being steeper purposely)
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Lin Thizzy on October 19, 2021, 08:06:52 AM
The brothers responsible for the nipple pinching poster of Jabber Easton at Tampa Pro this year are actually on Borra's paryroll. The poster,  backlash by Borra, and subsequent rebuttal by the poster brothers was all a premeditated guise to grandstand and garner attention to Borra and Cariumba shoes.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on October 19, 2021, 08:11:35 AM
Steve Berra knows where the corps of Shelly Miscavige is hidden.
I'm not wearing a tinfoil hat or anything, but I'm pretty sure Shelly Miscavige's mother didn't die by suicide.

“The gunshot wound of the head was immediately fatal and occurred following the 3 gunshot wounds to the chest,” reads the autopsy report.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mean salto on October 19, 2021, 08:32:40 AM
Just watched Ben degross new vid and this came to mind.( Soz if it's been said before)
Not really a conspiracy so much but big pants small wheels was purely companies saving money and had nothing to do with fashion or progression. The pressure flips and grind combos were just marketing.
Baggy pants might seem like they wouldn't be cheaper but it's the about same amount of raw material, just with less offcuts and the work can be considerably more sloppy. Noone could even tell if one leg of their clown pants is an inch bigger than the other especially when their cutting them to length themselves.

Same goes for early 2000s where every board was a 7.5 or 7.75 it was just about mass production not because it's easier to do flips etc.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 19, 2021, 08:36:23 AM
Just watched Ben degross new vid and this came to mind.( Soz if it's been said before)
Not really a conspiracy so much but big pants small wheels was purely companies saving money and had nothing to do with fashion or progression. The pressure flips and grind combos were just marketing.
Baggy pants might seem like they wouldn't be cheaper but it's the about same amount of raw material, just with less offcuts and the work can be considerably more sloppy. Noone could even tell if one leg of their clown pants is an inch bigger than the other especially when their cutting them to length themselves.

Same goes for early 2000s where every board was a 7.5 or 7.75 it was just about mass production not because it's easier to do flips etc.

But it is easier to do flips

And we werent skating as much big shit back then. It was more ledge/flip orientated
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on October 19, 2021, 08:46:52 AM
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Just watched Ben degross new vid and this came to mind.( Soz if it's been said before)
Not really a conspiracy so much but big pants small wheels was purely companies saving money and had nothing to do with fashion or progression. The pressure flips and grind combos were just marketing.
Baggy pants might seem like they wouldn't be cheaper but it's the about same amount of raw material, just with less offcuts and the work can be considerably more sloppy. Noone could even tell if one leg of their clown pants is an inch bigger than the other especially when their cutting them to length themselves.

Same goes for early 2000s where every board was a 7.5 or 7.75 it was just about mass production not because it's easier to do flips etc.
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But it is easier to do flips

And we werent skating as much big shit back then. It was more ledge/flip orientated
All those freestyle boards Mullen was using were 7.25. I set up a Welinder re-issue for my daughter and it's hard not to double flip.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Mean salto on October 19, 2021, 08:47:16 AM
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Just watched Ben degross new vid and this came to mind.( Soz if it's been said before)
Not really a conspiracy so much but big pants small wheels was purely companies saving money and had nothing to do with fashion or progression. The pressure flips and grind combos were just marketing.
Baggy pants might seem like they wouldn't be cheaper but it's the about same amount of raw material, just with less offcuts and the work can be considerably more sloppy. Noone could even tell if one leg of their clown pants is an inch bigger than the other especially when their cutting them to length themselves.

Same goes for early 2000s where every board was a 7.5 or 7.75 it was just about mass production not because it's easier to do flips etc.
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But it is easier to do flips

And we werent skating as much big shit back then. It was more ledge/flip orientated

Yeah it is but that came after. It's easier to do pressure flips and grind combos on tiny wheels but that's a positive thing they thought of to market it instead of just saying we want to save money on production.
It's kinda like mouthwash. Before they marketed it as mouthwash it was just a liquid that killed bacterial but the producers didn't know what an actual practical use for it was. It was very nearly used as a cleaning product before they figured the could market it to solve bad breath.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Freelancevagrant on October 19, 2021, 09:24:19 AM
Cody McEntire is actually an undercover cop.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: HiResDes on October 19, 2021, 09:09:40 PM
Carlos threw that fucking game
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: MaXX_I-D on October 19, 2021, 09:59:02 PM
Koston never had $100 in his wallet.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: JamesFardy on March 16, 2022, 01:16:27 PM
The guy who stole Koston’s wallet started skateboarding and was seen skating with the GX1000 dudes.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: TastyBurrito on March 16, 2022, 02:03:38 PM
Austyn and Elijah are secretly BFF's and smart business partners. And the "beef" they created is just to keep themselves relevant and their sponsors happy.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on June 22, 2022, 01:20:30 PM
I think Tom Penny is secretly bald.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: work_lurker on June 22, 2022, 01:28:48 PM
THPS came out before Tony was actually pro, and when Powell saw how well it was selling they started Birdhouse and made Tony the poster child/first pro. That's also how the story line for THUG was developed. Eric Sparrow is actually Tony Hawk's alias.
Title: Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
Post by: Sizzle on June 25, 2023, 07:40:52 AM
So a guy named Salman….. skated for a company named Real……. think about it and you might say “Agah!”