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Valley Skateboards
« on: April 09, 2024, 07:48:09 PM »
Mike V starting yet another company. Wonder if he’ll be using same art direction as the original Vallely Skateboards company. Also no more future Powell boards.



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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2024, 08:05:26 PM »
wait doesn't he already have a skateboard brand?


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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2024, 08:28:16 PM »
He should let marcovich do a guest brand for his brand.

That’d be “doin it” 

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2024, 08:29:40 PM »
Should be Street Plant. I really could care less about what he’s doing but I sure hope he didn’t fuck Svitak over and leave him holding the bag.

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2024, 08:30:30 PM »
It’s called by the sword

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2024, 08:36:25 PM »
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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2024, 09:39:56 PM »
Mike V starting yet another company. Wonder if he’ll be using same art direction as the original Vallely Skateboards company. Also no more future Powell boards.



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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2024, 10:15:01 PM »
I thought he no longer lived in California.....Ohio maybe....

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2024, 10:44:09 PM »
Wait, so is he doing it?

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2024, 10:51:58 PM »
Cariuma skateboarding legend seems to be doin' it

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2024, 10:58:10 PM »
That shape looks awfully dong-like.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2024, 01:01:05 AM »
This man just needs to become a security guard already. It was the career he was born for.

A few tag line ideas

Vallely Skateboards: You Thought We Couldn't Get Any Lower

Lightening Skateboards: The Lightening Doesn't Even Strike Once

Elephant Skateboards : Forgettable

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2024, 01:15:41 AM »
"The previous three partings with Powell Peralta" makes it sound like he's trolling, if he was self-aware enough to do so.

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2024, 02:11:01 AM »
He should go back to Element
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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2024, 02:31:50 AM »
So it's essentially to reissue all his old powell graphics?

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2024, 02:48:23 AM »
lol he's even more irrelevant now than when he tried this for the first time

imagine riding for this miscarriage of a skateboard brand and telling someone "i'm on vallely" like what do you mean by that
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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2024, 02:53:02 AM »
lol he's even more irrelevant now than when he tried this for the first time

imagine riding for this miscarriage of a skateboard brand and telling someone "i'm on vallely" like what do you mean by that

It obviously means they'd be doin' it

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2024, 04:47:11 AM »
That Vallely Skateboards ig account was created in November 2023 and hasn’t posted anything else since then, and it's not listed in his personal page bio (still tags streetplant tho). Seems like this never got off the ground, or he just… isn't doin it
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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2024, 04:49:01 AM »
"FOR THE MISFITS, THE PUNKS, THE POETS, THE ARTISTS, & THE WEIRDOS"

Nah, sorry, Mike, that's not doin' it for me.

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2024, 05:55:13 AM »
So is Street Plant done? The one brand he settled into and had some traction at the very least directly with his fans. The morphosis continues. 

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2024, 06:03:46 AM »
So is Street Plant done? The one brand he settled into and had some traction at the very least directly with his fans. The morphosis continues.
you clearly do not know about the thing that was elephant skateboards

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2024, 06:11:41 AM »
Having been relevant once can be a curse.

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2024, 06:18:41 AM »
how has mike v not gone bankrupt


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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2024, 06:23:33 AM »
Another one. Not too surprised but at the same time kind of thought he was done starting new companies.

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2024, 06:28:00 AM »
how has mike v not gone bankrupt
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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2024, 06:33:30 AM »
you know, shout out to powell for not being dicks about their classic pro graphic catalog.

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2024, 07:14:56 AM »
&& is Vallely incarnate.

They should team up.
Another brand new account coming in on some absolute fuck shit

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2024, 07:17:37 AM »
These better come with a broom

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2024, 07:33:08 AM »
That shape looks awfully dong-like.
Money bumps be bumping hard. The “hammer” head for the streets.

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Re: Valley Skateboards
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2024, 07:51:23 AM »
street plant is still a thing and still releases boards with Mike V's name on it, why even leave Powell again in the first place, fuck it just have 3 different companies putting your boards out, who would even notice (other than us)

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