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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: zippy z on August 01, 2014, 06:18:43 PM
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How do I make this work?
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ill help, what u getting fucked up off of tonight?
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Chain of Strength - True till Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdo5E8v9vXo#)
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Beer. That's all I got and I'm supposed to go to bed soon. I'm probably going to fail miserably.
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drink a glass of water after every beer
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i would say drink 2, maybe 3 beers max and enjoy gettin sloshed.
if you drink more than 3 brewskis, you're gonna get way too shitfaced to shred tomorrow.
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I'll never get fucked up drinking that much water. I'll die of hyponeutria.
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drink a glass of water after every beer
dont need a full glass, but this.
if you drink too much and wake up with a headache, advil and gatorade will be your friend. eat a banana too.
i thought you were gonna say some manly shit like you were gonna be mainlining some dope.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence, J.R., but I'm a pussy. I'd be down to smoke tweeds, but I don't have any and I'm reluctant to buy it. It'd probably go bad before I smoked it all.
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eat a lot of food.....you wont be fucked up, but it also means you can have more beers. more food = ability to have more beers.
in the morning....advil, hot shower, banana, gatorade
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smoke crack.
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I had jerk chicken and steak fajitas so I'm good on the food. The bar wench just told be she's hooking me up with some free beers. I might be screwed guys. Wish me luck.
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If you can't handle skating after a night of drinking, how are you going to succeed in life? Hangovers are an unavoidable part of life. Get used to it kiddo.
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While kids are starving and others are slowly dying of cancer in their hospital bedrooms, we're trying to figure out ways to get wasted and still be able to skate tomorrow....
(http://www.happybeertime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/beer-cheers-toasting.jpg)
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Everyone has something to deal with. Mine is affluenza and a skateboarding.
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I think Gatorade and Advil are both pretty much shit for your body.
I think dehydration is the problem, right? So drink a coconut water, eat a banana, and take some fish oil or or something with omega 3s, and start pounding the water. Let me know if it works
You can also start drinking again, but that is a slippery slope
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i wanna skate tomorrow but im starving to death in some other country what should i do?
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Sell your skate equipment and buy food. Or donk some fool on the head and take their stuff.
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I think Gatorade and Advil are both pretty much shit for your body.
I think dehydration is the problem, right? So drink a coconut water, eat a banana, and take some fish oil or or something with omega 3s, and start pounding the water. Let me know if it works
You can also start drinking again, but that is a slippery slope
When I first started to drink, Gatorade was a life saver but in reality water is all you need. The more water you drink the better you feel, always.
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Our boy is getting fucked up on beer? What a pussy, it's impossible to get drunk from beer.
Smoke a bowl in the morning, and get your girl to make you a big breakfast.
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Chain of Strength - True till Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdo5E8v9vXo#)
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never was edge, LOVE Chain Of Strength though!
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I wanna skate tomorrow, but I didn't drink tonight ??? The hangover usually helps, because i'll cruise to the vegan breakfast spot, get my iced coffee and hangover food, then i'm only a few blocks from the park so i'll get a mini session.
It's also supposed to rain all weekend here in Brooklyn.
Also if it was sunny, I'd probably hit the beach anyway.
8)
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donk some fool.
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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?
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Get wasted and just go shred at fuckin' 5 o' clock. It's summer.
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Dude, the rain in Central Florida is hella unpredictable, and I'm trying to skate early. I probs need to start smoking.
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Get laid tomorrow, They expect to get hit on at nite but daytime is more down to earth and real. Mix some acid with some emdma and hit the streets in the day with ur board random style.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence, J.R., but I'm a pussy. I'd be down to smoke tweeds, but I don't have any and I'm reluctant to buy it. It'd probably go bad before I smoked it all.
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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?
Beer is 5% in Canada, less in the states. Unless someone brings colt 45 or OE I would need 15 beers in an hour to be deemed "fucked up"
I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.
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If ur tolorence is up like that it dont mean ur not a "pussy" (ur word not mine) it means ur a kid or a dude thats gotta watch his self a bit, care ful! (colt is GARBAGE)
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By "pussy" I mean I can't handle more than beer. Shots ruin me.
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Tonight:
chug a giant glass of water before going to bed. Don't worry about drinking water between beers. That would make it harder to get drunk and what's the point of drinking beer if...
well you get my drift
Tomorrow:
Drink: lots of water, throw in a Gatorade to get your electrolytes and salts back up to normal.
Eat:
banana cause you need to replenish your potassium
Eggs: they contain cysteine which is a substance which breaks down the hangover causing toxin called acetaldahyde.
Go skate! Sweat out those toxins. You'll feel great in no time
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I just don't understand how you people have the willpower to plan out and stick to meal plans. Maybe it's because I had no structure as a child. I can tell myself to have a salad, make and eat the salad, then eat an entire pizza 40 minutes later because I found enough change under my bed. The impulse control of a 6 year old.
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Drink a beer when you wake up. then continue your day like normal.
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just take the scenic route by just not doing either and staying on slap
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i would say drink 2, maybe 3 beers max and enjoy gettin sloshed.
if you drink more than 3 brewskis, you're gonna get way too shitfaced to shred tomorrow.
dude...what??
I'm one of those asians that gets red after one beer and that isn't enough to get me shitfaced.
Or are you talking 40 oz.'s?
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Hangovers are an unavoidable part of life.
Right?
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Our boy is getting fucked up on beer? What a pussy, it's impossible to get drunk from beer.
Smoke a bowl in the morning, and get your girl to make you a big breakfast.
ahahaha yo but the 2nd part though is actually pretty good advice combined with water and some mellow fruit
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So I got pretty faded despite it being impossible off of beer. Now I'm tired and have a headache.
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Drink a glass of milk before you start drinking, it lines your stomach with a protective coating (read that shit somewhere). It never failed me back when I drank a lot. But if you forget, wake and bake.
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i wanna skate tomorrow but im starving to death in some other country what should i do?
Eat something
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So I got pretty faded despite it being impossible off of beer. Now I'm tired and have a headache.
I dont know what you were expecting to happen, you shoulda just skated real hard today and then get fucked up tonight
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My drinking team got a skateboard problem!
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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?
I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.
You dumb fucking dick, it's not less in the states. Quite perpetuating that regular myth. The two countries in the past used different metrics to measure the alcohol content; America used Alcohol by Weight while Canada used Alcohol by Volume. It is the same in both countries.
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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?
I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.
You dumb fucking dick, it's not less in the states. Quite perpetuating that regular myth. The two countries in the past used different metrics to measure the alcohol content; America used Alcohol by Weight while Canada used Alcohol by Volume. It is the same in both countries.
do you actually look over your shit before you post? or do you just say fuck it and post the first thing that comes to mind with zero regard for checking yourself...
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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?
I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.
You dumb fucking dick, it's not less in the states. Quite perpetuating that regular myth. The two countries in the past used different metrics to measure the alcohol content; America used Alcohol by Weight while Canada used Alcohol by Volume. It is the same in both countries.
do you actually look over your shit before you post? or do you just say fuck it and post the first thing that comes to mind with zero regard for checking yourself...
The Second option
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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?
I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.
You dumb fucking dick, it's not less in the states. Quite perpetuating that regular myth. The two countries in the past used different metrics to measure the alcohol content; America used Alcohol by Weight while Canada used Alcohol by Volume. It is the same in both countries.
do you actually look over your shit before you post? or do you just say fuck it and post the first thing that comes to mind with zero regard for checking yourself...
man you had the potential to be a great troll account on slap. you had the timing of your arrival down, you got people all uppity with your fake official statements, but youre blowing it by posting stuff like this. you could have had a Sean Pablo/ Aidan Clarke type of impact, if only you played your cards right...
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Yay! I went skating and had a flipping blast!
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Get fucked up and don't skate.
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in my opinion the best option is avoiding liquor. i can drink 20 beers and be fine, but if i add too much liquor (still havent figured out how much is too much) i have that awful nausea hangover all day.
if you wanna skate at noon, wake up around 8am to take a piss. chug a few glasses of water, take some ibuprofin, and sleep a couple more hours. you usually wake up fine.
worst case scenario you go skate and sweat it right out. plus, toughing through a few really gnarly hangovers is an experience that you'll appreciate for years.
now, for the whatever section: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but i GOTTA wake up at 6:15 for work every day.
edit: listen to Able also. we've been doing this for many years.
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say no to drugs, live above the influence
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i would say drink 2, maybe 3 beers max and enjoy gettin sloshed.
if you drink more than 3 brewskis, you're gonna get way too shitfaced to shred tomorrow.
dude...what??
I'm one of those asians that gets red after one beer and that isn't enough to get me shitfaced.
Or are you talking 40 oz.'s?
i was just goofin
Sarcasm Detector (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSy5mEcmgwU#)
^ i think you need to check to see if yours is broken tho :D
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just man up and skate even if you are rough, thats all you gotta do. You wanna play you gotta pay
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at night: get shitfaced. eat food on your way home. when home, drink something with electrolytes (powerade, gatorade etc.).
morning: put your alarm on at the time you want to be out of bed. drink more electrolytes. shower. eat something (eggs and bacon always work) and take a dump. then go skate.
source: I'm an SME at this shit.
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Just quit skating to focus on your drinking. Lots of people do it.
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get so fucked that you wake up still drunk, drink more.. skate on without fear!
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You gotta watch out for those hangovers that make you feel too shakey on the board. I've had a few of those and slammed real good. Usually that slam will cure that hangover though
My opinion on the situation is to sleep in. I'm not saying til like 2 but just sleep in. Till noon is usually good for me. Maybe have that 1 beer in the morning, or chug that water for real. Eating eggs helps too. Been doing it for years!
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Just quit skating to focus on your drinking. Lots of people do it.
this. drink and drink until you decide that you need to go to rehab then make that epic sober comeback. this is how you win at skateboarding.
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Tonight:
chug a giant glass of water before going to bed. Don't worry about drinking water between beers. That would make it harder to get drunk and what's the point of drinking beer if...
well you get my drift
Tomorrow:
Drink: lots of water, throw in a Gatorade to get your electrolytes and salts back up to normal.
Eat:
banana cause you need to replenish your potassium
Eggs: they contain cysteine which is a substance which breaks down the hangover causing toxin called acetaldahyde.
Go skate! Sweat out those toxins. You'll feel great in no time
This. Better yet, get your electrolytes and salts back up BEFORE going to bed.
Another advice is to stop drinking about one hour before going to bed, because your body degrades alcohol faster while you're awake. I know this one takes a bit of discipline (and I fail at it regularly, too), but it will make a huge difference. If you desperately want to be fit the next day, you should stick to it. Have some food before going to bed and just drink as much water as you can.
Hangovers are caused by two things: 1) acetaldehyde (an intermediate product in the degradation of alcohol) 2) dehydration and lack of electrolytes. Alcohol inhibits an enzyme that regulates reabsorption of water and electrolytes in your kidney. That's why you need to get both your water AND electrolyte level back up as soon as possible.
If you're still hungover, take an aspirin, ibuprofen or acetaminophen and sleep for another hour.
If all of this fails, just get drunk again.
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Hey, really, thanks for all the replies, but I posted this Friday and it's Monday. I got fucked up Friday and had a fun time skating Saturday.
Really, it's awesome to have so much support as a newbie here. Your the best.
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Just quit skating to focus on your drinking.
Great career move.
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Next time you think you're gonna drink too much, just do a cocktail of drugs before you go out so you're too fucked up to care about beer (NOTE: IF YOU DO THIS WITH JUST STIMULANTS, IT WILL BACKFIRE AND YOU WILL DRINK 50 BEERS).
My guy Tracer is so tough. 15 shots minimum to feel it.