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Title: What skaters deserve money
Post by: cheetahsheets on September 22, 2018, 11:09:19 PM
That auby Taylor thread got me thinking of
People who should be making bank but prolly aren’t, if you can think of a similar one throw it up.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: friendly dave on September 23, 2018, 12:41:36 AM
Nobody deserves money from/for skateboarding. Skateboarding is a fun hobby, and doesn't owe anyone shit.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: sk84fun on September 23, 2018, 01:17:42 AM
Vinnie Banh
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Post by: suprisebuttsex on September 23, 2018, 02:14:07 AM
Alexis Lacroix
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 23, 2018, 02:24:14 AM
Nobody deserves money from/for skateboarding. Skateboarding is a fun hobby, and doesn't owe anyone shit.

steve olson disagrees

they fucking owe
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: shitcunt on September 23, 2018, 05:04:16 AM
Brent Atchley deserves full legacy status and a fat corpo shoe company check.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: guest1 on September 23, 2018, 05:14:36 AM
None of them, because they get to play with skateboards all day while we all have to work 9-5 jobs  >:(
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Post by: coyote2425 on September 23, 2018, 06:10:40 AM
Me.
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Post by: calvinsdream on September 23, 2018, 07:19:26 AM
What, skaters deserve money!?
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on September 23, 2018, 08:24:26 AM
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Nobody deserves money from/for skateboarding. Skateboarding is a fun hobby, and doesn't owe anyone shit.
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steve olson disagrees

they fucking owe

According to jake felps, all skateboarding owes you is wheel bite in the rain.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: chirs on September 23, 2018, 08:26:23 AM
Nobody deserves money from/for skateboarding. Skateboarding is a fun hobby, and doesn't owe anyone shit.
this post is so fucking badass
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Pigeon on September 23, 2018, 08:40:12 AM
TK?
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Post by: fulfillthedream on September 23, 2018, 08:43:53 AM
me
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 23, 2018, 09:05:48 AM
What skaters deserve love?
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Tedd on September 23, 2018, 09:06:24 AM
Jack Olson

Like I know his marketability is low but damn, someone send him a consolation check every time he barley grinds a double set rail or some other crazy shit
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Chris on September 23, 2018, 09:16:28 AM
Jerry Fowler deserves some retroactive pay for sure.
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Post by: childhood on September 23, 2018, 09:31:25 AM
Joey Pepper
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: conqueso on September 23, 2018, 10:42:44 AM
clyde singleton
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Dwyck on September 23, 2018, 10:54:20 AM
Nobody deserves money from/for skateboarding. Skateboarding is a fun hobby, and doesn't owe anyone shit.

you think like this, you dont deserve to watch footy or look at photos
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 23, 2018, 11:17:07 AM
None. Cry about it.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: TheLurper on September 23, 2018, 01:34:03 PM
Street League is the lamest thing out, but those dudes should have a union to make sure they get a decent share of the money.

Also, I'm down for a skaters' union across the board. I don't see any significant reason why actors have a union but skaters don't.

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/02/basketball-union-chris-paul-players-association-contract-salary-cap/
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: no life on September 23, 2018, 01:50:02 PM
Nobody deserves money from/for skateboarding. Skateboarding is a fun hobby, and doesn't owe anyone shit.
do u dream about phelps
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: expired on September 23, 2018, 02:09:40 PM
Cole Wilson
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 23, 2018, 02:27:04 PM
Mango, Atchley, Gonz(still ripping)  but all the pros really,imo.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: nopes on September 23, 2018, 03:25:42 PM
MJ because ideas
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Post by: Allen. on September 23, 2018, 05:00:08 PM
Allen Dillard.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: silhouette on September 23, 2018, 05:08:11 PM
apparently, Fred Gall
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: ThisFuckingDude on September 23, 2018, 05:28:21 PM
Bitch ass bitter niggas that think pros shouldn’t make money. You want these ppl to entertain you yet think they don’t deserve to get paid. Whether you like it or not it’s a job. Not every pro should make millions but if you offer a lot to your sponsors you should make great money. I personally think every pro should make enough so they can support themselves and not have to work a second job on the side. This shit ain’t forever either most pros will have to work a 9-5 after they stop making money skating. I’m assuming everyone that thinks they shouldn’t get paid is a broke bitch nigga
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Post by: DM on September 23, 2018, 05:54:27 PM
Jeremy Wray.
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Post by: alonelikeastone on September 23, 2018, 06:35:15 PM
Chris Troy
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: cheetahsheets on September 23, 2018, 08:39:44 PM
the top female skaters should be getting phat checks like Lacey baker, leticia, and Nora. Cole Wilson deserves all that money, funniest part about Cole is he literally can skate anything like an auby Taylor, but doesn’t film much other then rails since he’s on foundation. Andy Anderson, while very strange, is an absolutely unfucking believable skateboarder. Andy’s on a league of his own skating bowls, street, and freestyle super fucking well. That kid and Dane Brady are the fucking future, Dane Brady deserves phat checks as well. Also all bitter old fuckers, I work a 9-5 and still want these dudes to collect checks if they deserve it. If you have world class talent at something as awesome as skating u should get paid to risk your life on a daily to appease the masses.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: ShyLow on September 23, 2018, 08:44:13 PM
I'd go as far as saying Companies should provide health/ accident coverage for their Pros. That's about the furthest I'd go in terms of blanket statements.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Dermbot on September 24, 2018, 12:30:50 PM
replace the word "skaters" with "pogo Stickers" then ask again. the answer is none.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: shannamal on September 24, 2018, 01:12:40 PM
Borra.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: lampshade on September 24, 2018, 03:23:10 PM
replace the word "skaters" with "pogo Stickers" then ask again. the answer is none.

So, you're saying Lance Mountain and the OG Crail teams don't deserve money?  They killed in on the sticks.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 24, 2018, 03:24:29 PM
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replace the word "skaters" with "pogo Stickers" then ask again. the answer is none.
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So, you're saying Lance Mountain and the OG Crail teams don't deserve money?  They killed in on the sticks.
they all had wack styles.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: rejectpaul on September 24, 2018, 03:30:30 PM
Me.

Me also
Bitch ass bitter niggas that think pros shouldn’t make money. You want these ppl to entertain you yet think they don’t deserve to get paid. Whether you like it or not it’s a job. Not every pro should make millions but if you offer a lot to your sponsors you should make great money. I personally think every pro should make enough so they can support themselves and not have to work a second job on the side. This shit ain’t forever either most pros will have to work a 9-5 after they stop making money skating. I’m assuming everyone that thinks they shouldn’t get paid is a broke bitch nigga

And this guy
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: FROTHY on September 24, 2018, 03:51:28 PM
The ones who supply goods and services that are in demand.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: ungzilla on September 24, 2018, 04:42:59 PM
oh wow someone is getting their econ phd
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 24, 2018, 04:45:21 PM
9club
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 24, 2018, 06:17:46 PM
Creager, Song and Wray
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: DannyDee on September 24, 2018, 06:32:29 PM
I know he got checks from DC, but Morgan Smith deserved a lot better than International/Canadian team status. Wade should have had a legit shoe sponsor for years but never did between the collapse of RBK/DGK and getting on eS.

Non-Canadian. I assume he's making good money, but I've wondered for a while why Brad Cromer isn't near what people would consider I guess A-list pros for lack of a better term. I don't get how Lucien Clark isn't getting Adidas, Nike or Cons money. Max Palmer should be fully on Nike.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: DadBod on September 24, 2018, 09:02:24 PM
COle WIlson!
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Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 24, 2018, 09:30:25 PM
Should be questioning what pro skaters still deserve money from their sponsors.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: deathturd on September 24, 2018, 10:03:14 PM
Kyle Nicholson. Fuckin' hell.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: cheetahsheets on September 24, 2018, 10:33:03 PM
Kyle Nicholson. Fuckin' hell.

/thread didn’t even think of that, fuck me.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: judge reinhold on September 24, 2018, 10:49:45 PM
I know he got checks from DC, but Morgan Smith deserved a lot better than International/Canadian team status. Wade should have had a legit shoe sponsor for years but never did between the collapse of RBK/DGK and getting on eS.
those guys deserve so much more than what they've got. also, russ milligan should be a billionaire.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: fs overkrook on September 24, 2018, 10:57:59 PM
Todd Falcon considering all the tricks he’s invented
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on September 25, 2018, 12:01:32 AM
Chris Troy
Been following him on insta for a while now and it's crazy how he basically fell off yet is still skating better than 95% of pros out there.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Nosferatu on September 25, 2018, 12:17:42 AM
I would like to see skate companies on glassdoor. Foundation: N/A.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 25, 2018, 03:33:43 AM
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Nobody deserves money from/for skateboarding. Skateboarding is a fun hobby, and doesn't owe anyone shit.
[close]

steve olson disagrees

they fucking owe
[close]

According to jake felps, all skateboarding owes you is wheel bite in the rain.

(https://media.nbcbayarea.com/images/652*367/Skateboarder_Magazine_Editor_Recounts_Wipeout_at_SF_Event_Fr.jpg)
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: Pigeon on September 25, 2018, 07:35:24 AM
If theyhave enough Instagram followers, they can always start a cult or megachurch.
Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: schralp pal on September 25, 2018, 07:47:39 AM


Jeron Wilson should not be collecting a skateboarding check anymore as far as og crail dudes go

Title: Re: What skaters deserve money
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 25, 2018, 08:13:50 AM
That blind guy that 50-50ed that box at a demo.