a friend of mine had a party recently, and they always invite this dude to bring his game consoles cause he has a projector so we can all play theater style, and he always just dominates in every single game he owns, and I hate him for it. I'd equate it to bringing a board to a bro party and challenging everyone to games of s.k.a.t.e., and then being psyched every time I won like it was making me the life of the party.
On top of being a jock about gaming, at one of these parties, we were all watching Jurrassic Park, the lawyer was about to get eaten' while on the shitter, and he said "this movie's fucking terrible" and turned it off to plug in the xbox360 so he can put in gh3 and pwn us n00bz at "through the fire and flames" on expert