So I say to this kid on a skateboard, I say "hey why don't you paint a face on that thing, a couple of eyes, nose, maybe glue some fuck'n straw on there: then you could fuck it and call it a day, just rip the goddamn skin of that dumb prick a yours with some mob m80."
Kid just stands there looking at me like i'm a fuck'n cow on an indian highway, then he asks if I wanna play skate. And I ask you again, what the fuck is this world coming to.