my chick woke me up at 6 this morning. Apparently, some gutter punks broke into her house in New Orleans in the middle of the night while she was sleeping. She woke up to find a naked disgusting fat gutter bitch in her living room trying to have sex with some dude. She called the cops and had the chick arrested, but, needless to say, she is very freaked out. The night before this happened, she heard a bunch of gunshots on her street. Yesterday morning, a dead body was found in her neighborhood (unrelated to the gunshots). Another gutter punk beat and strangled a girl, and they caught the guy right outside of the restaurant where she works. This city is really out of hand...