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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: cucktard on October 17, 2021, 02:15:34 AM

Title: What fit would make SLAP go supernovae?
Post by: cucktard on October 17, 2021, 02:15:34 AM

What is the all-time anti-SLAP set-up and fit?

Like, global warming is hitting and we need to run all public utilities on pure hate from this message board.

Bonus points for pics.

I’m guessing

Andy Roy board with pink shake junt grip
Royal trucks
Longboard wheels with Bronson shieldless

Mama pants
cariuma shoes
Indy Mesh cap with Iron Cross logo
Rip n Dip shirt, XXL

Beat that

Title: Re: What fit would make SLAP go supernovae?
Post by: Easy Slider on October 17, 2021, 06:58:23 AM

The fit and set up of our boy @Lhotse triggered quite a few dudes in here.

Title: Re: What fit would make SLAP go supernovae?
Post by: behavioralguide on October 17, 2021, 07:18:26 AM

I don't think ultimate hate could stem from just wrong product. It'd be more of an image thing, like Dane Vaughn/ blueberry erry.

but, if it would, I think it'd be more subtle; like that one dude who gripped his board sideways with the edges of the sheet overlapping, forgot who but there was a pic

Title: Re: What fit would make SLAP go supernovae?
Post by: manysnakes on October 17, 2021, 08:11:03 AM

The release of Caliber IVs

Title: Re: What fit would make SLAP go supernovae?
Post by: offkilter on October 17, 2021, 08:51:15 AM

1010 signature hat and beanie combo (sewn together)
Richie Jackson frilly pirate long-sleeve tee, in tie-dye
Mama Skate Pants, bought pre-fixed typo, with the price tag still on
Travis Scott dunks, for some reason signed by Daryl Angel

Title: Re: What fit would make SLAP go supernovae?
Post by: nonickname on October 17, 2021, 09:13:01 AM

If we're running the power grid off hate directed at a fit...well then:

Fitted and slightly high-water belted black pants. Gravis shoes. White undershirt and painted nails.

The masses go ballistic if anyone tries any 2 of these together (outside of team handsome) - so all together we'd power the lower 48.

Title: Re: What fit would make SLAP go supernovae?
Post by: Gustavofring on October 17, 2021, 12:19:13 PM

Andy Anderson board with matching bottom graphic on grip

Title: Re: What fit would make SLAP go supernovae?
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on October 17, 2021, 12:35:11 PM

If AVE released a part wearing Osiris Bronx shoes with no socks, chain wallet, jorts, multiple neon-coloured Swatch watches, Cariuma shirt, and a Neff beanie way too far back on his head, I think we'd all need to go to therapy.