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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2610 on: April 09, 2007, 06:22:59 PM »
Hahaha... I've been on an experimental journey of meat snacks for the past few days... so far the jelly has been the best one...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2611 on: April 09, 2007, 06:29:28 PM »
oh Jesus man, i can't believe you tried that shit...you have seen the darkside, Neal...you should try chitlins next

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2612 on: April 09, 2007, 06:49:56 PM »
Man, I actually like chittlins... they're deadly, but they taste pretty good. Cracklins are the best though.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2613 on: April 09, 2007, 07:02:28 PM »
you ever tried pickled quail eggs?  i saw some of those at the gas station the other day.

my friends in SF thought I was crazy when I said I'd eaten squirrels. They said it was the same as eating a rat. I grew up hunting those things.  I guess I never made the rat connection

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2614 on: April 09, 2007, 09:19:30 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2615 on: April 09, 2007, 09:27:27 PM »
you aint stoked on quail man? are you crazy, not even quail dog?
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2616 on: April 09, 2007, 09:30:28 PM »
didnt tintin patent that look?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2617 on: April 09, 2007, 11:41:19 PM »
this hot girl i thought i was talking to on the internet turned out to be some pop star. her pics DID kind of look fake, but  I thought i was talking to the person in the pics. then, i suddenly see a youtube video with the girl in the pics singing infront of 10 thousand people.

 its probably a guy or something.

the internet is weird. internet friends suck. whats fucked up is, i think the person i was talking to actually thinks he or she is the pop star. even after i told him/her about me finding all these youtube videos, he/she kept saying he/she was the pop star. creepy. now i imagine the pop star coming into my house with a knife and killing me with a smile.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2618 on: April 10, 2007, 12:16:07 AM »
Seems like you'll have to kill her with one hit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2619 on: April 10, 2007, 01:00:15 AM »
im too creeped out to kill her/him in one hit. i wonder what kind of person it really is. ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? :-X :-X :'( :'( :'( :'( :-X :-\
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2620 on: April 10, 2007, 01:02:36 AM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2621 on: April 10, 2007, 01:16:21 AM »
the internet sucks
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2622 on: April 10, 2007, 02:52:31 AM »
you aint stoked on quail man? are you crazy, not even quail dog?
quail dog hahahahahahah fuck that show is so classic
You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2623 on: April 10, 2007, 03:08:34 AM »
The funniest shit happened the other day; i left my phone on the bus -- i was sitting right at the back. I got off at my stop, and was like fuck, so I ran all the way down the street to get the bus as that's it's last stop. I get there, and the bus just arrives, and I jump on and check the back but it's not there.

I'm thinking "oh shit", so I see this lady in the distance who was sitting on the other side of the seat (i was in the long seat at the very back). I go after her thinking maybe she got it and didn't wanna give it to the bus driver. So i run after her, and next thing I know she turns into the Vodafone shop. I'm like fuck. So I stand behind her in line. Next thing I know she starts asking the guy at the counter how to take the phone lock code off  :o I'm like HI FUCK THATS MY PHONE. She was insanely guilty faced. She gives my phone back only to remember that she swapped her sim card with mine so I had to get it out. She was so nervous/guilty she dropped my sim which she had put into her old shitty phone.

man what a bitch, she was fully designer bag'd as well. like a typical white blond chick.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2624 on: April 10, 2007, 03:23:48 AM »
nice blog
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2625 on: April 10, 2007, 10:07:37 AM »
that story doesnt add up, carlton doesnt take the bus
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
Quote from: Matze
i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2626 on: April 10, 2007, 11:30:37 AM »
Food poisening! Never eat a bagel with out checking the date.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2627 on: April 10, 2007, 09:30:53 PM »
WORK

Never stoked on work.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2628 on: April 10, 2007, 09:35:13 PM »
Despite the fact that this forum has a SPELL CHECKER, it still reads like a first grade special ed class writing assignment.

Hooray for yellow limos!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2629 on: April 10, 2007, 09:39:24 PM »
the spell checker works now?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2630 on: April 10, 2007, 09:51:18 PM »
I wasn't aware it didn't. My mistake...I suppose they must have taught spelling in the regular classes, cause I've never used it.   ;)

Seriously though...you don't need a spell checker to clean up 80% of these posts!

« Last Edit: April 10, 2007, 09:57:11 PM by dodgersgirl »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2631 on: April 10, 2007, 09:53:46 PM »
got a headache at 1am, and have to be up in six hours...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2632 on: April 10, 2007, 09:58:28 PM »
got a headache at 1am, and have to be up in six hours...

Ouch...take an excedrin, turn off your computer and go to bed man!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2633 on: April 11, 2007, 06:04:19 AM »


what the fuck is this shit? WHAT THE FUCK FSDJKFJSDKFSJLADKFJSD assholes. at least change it and add some interesting style to it you fucking non man non woman freak fucks!

god that video pisses me off.

"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2634 on: April 11, 2007, 06:46:38 AM »
SOAR THROATS EVERY FUCKING MORNING

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2635 on: April 11, 2007, 10:54:31 AM »
the never-ending winter

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2636 on: April 11, 2007, 04:58:17 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2637 on: April 11, 2007, 05:17:33 PM »
being so make up face you look like brook from the real world?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2638 on: April 11, 2007, 05:30:45 PM »
being so make up face you look like brook from the real world?

I don't know who that is. But pretty much little scene girls that play dress up.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2639 on: April 11, 2007, 05:38:07 PM »


what the fuck is this shit? WHAT THE FUCK FSDJKFJSDKFSJLADKFJSD assholes. at least change it and add some interesting style to it you fucking non man non woman freak fucks!

god that video pisses me off.


why don't you cover that song coxhox?