The funniest shit happened the other day; i left my phone on the bus -- i was sitting right at the back. I got off at my stop, and was like fuck, so I ran all the way down the street to get the bus as that's it's last stop. I get there, and the bus just arrives, and I jump on and check the back but it's not there.
I'm thinking "oh shit", so I see this lady in the distance who was sitting on the other side of the seat (i was in the long seat at the very back). I go after her thinking maybe she got it and didn't wanna give it to the bus driver. So i run after her, and next thing I know she turns into the Vodafone shop. I'm like fuck. So I stand behind her in line. Next thing I know she starts asking the guy at the counter how to take the phone lock code off
I'm like HI FUCK THATS MY PHONE. She was insanely guilty faced. She gives my phone back only to remember that she swapped her sim card with mine so I had to get it out. She was so nervous/guilty she dropped my sim which she had put into her old shitty phone.
man what a bitch, she was fully designer bag'd as well. like a typical white blond chick.