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Title: beards apresh.
Post by: coreyquinn on January 15, 2008, 08:44:08 AM
come on now the name says it all

(http://www.myninjaplease.com/music/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/l_ee40c2652f36750958c34d15d2f8349b.jpg)
(http://www.365questions.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/beards.jpg)
(http://naturalismo.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/devendra-lauren-dukoff.jpg)
(http://www.matixclothing.com/team/skate/marc_johnson/images/marc_johnson_09.jpg)
theres nothing better then growing a beard from time to time, i have a pretty gnarly one kind of going on right now but im to lazy to take a picture, any one else have some sweet facial hair going on?

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Post by: ahlee on January 15, 2008, 08:45:45 AM
ive never had the chance to try, work doesnt allow it.
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Post by: WonkaBar on January 15, 2008, 08:53:50 AM
(http://www.humboldt.edu/~circus/graphics/MonkeyBarrelBeardedLady.jpg)
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Post by: victoria on January 15, 2008, 08:54:45 AM
siked on beards
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Post by: tag_king on January 15, 2008, 08:59:43 AM
later tonight I will post a picture of the furthest I have gone. I always pussy out though.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 15, 2008, 09:30:59 AM
I can't make it past a week of not shaving without scratching my face like a crackhead. Besides the ladies love a smooth face, unless I've just never met a gal who likes a sander in her crotch.
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Post by: tag_king on January 15, 2008, 09:32:37 AM
I can't make it past a week of not shaving without scratching my face like a crackhead. Besides the ladies love a smooth face, unless I've just never met a gal who likes a sander in her crotch.

strange, I have found it quite the opposite.
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Post by: victoria on January 15, 2008, 09:34:09 AM
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I can't make it past a week of not shaving without scratching my face like a crackhead. Besides the ladies love a smooth face, unless I've just never met a gal who likes a sander in her crotch.
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strange, I have found it quite the opposite.

im backing you, im all for beards and so are my other lady friends
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Post by: ahlee on January 15, 2008, 09:38:48 AM
you girls love bushes
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Post by: bumptobar on January 15, 2008, 09:54:43 AM
Eh, mines comin.  Slowly.
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Post by: coreyquinn on January 15, 2008, 10:05:01 AM
i have to shave mine for court, i have an awesome trespassing ticket, gay stuff like that always comes up and i have to shave it
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 15, 2008, 10:06:09 AM
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I can't make it past a week of not shaving without scratching my face like a crackhead. Besides the ladies love a smooth face, unless I've just never met a gal who likes a sander in her crotch.
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strange, I have found it quite the opposite.
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im backing you, im all for beards and so are my other lady friends
Tag, Vic, are you saying women like the beard while down there, or women like sanders in their crotches?
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Post by: ahlee on January 15, 2008, 10:07:59 AM
my dad always told me if you shave it will grow back thicker, so ever since i was about 15, i've been shaving right underneath my dichole, in hopes that one day my dick will grow a moustache.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 15, 2008, 10:11:58 AM
my dad always told me if you shave it will grow back thicker, so ever since i was about 15, i've been shaving right underneath my dichole, in hopes that one day my dick will grow a moustache.

I guess this threads over.
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Post by: victoria on January 15, 2008, 11:05:33 AM
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I can't make it past a week of not shaving without scratching my face like a crackhead. Besides the ladies love a smooth face, unless I've just never met a gal who likes a sander in her crotch.
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strange, I have found it quite the opposite.
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im backing you, im all for beards and so are my other lady friends
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Tag, Vic, are you saying women like the beard while down there, or women like sanders in their crotches?

nah im saying i like beards on dudes, in general hhaha. there was this dude in one of my classes who was a douche and he grew a beard and like  girls were on his dick i definately think they are attractive
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Post by: sweets on January 15, 2008, 11:06:02 AM
 I have to wear a beard net at my current job (I make pasta). I appreciate my beard and have come across many (ok, some) ladies who do as well. The ladies that like beards, really like beards.
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Post by: ahlee on January 15, 2008, 11:08:15 AM
are you into pussy beards vic
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Post by: victoria on January 15, 2008, 11:10:00 AM
shutup ali your favorite girl gina is next to me currently want me to say hi to her f's?
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Post by: mick swagger on January 15, 2008, 11:11:25 AM
to much irish in my blood leads me to have a very patchy redish brown mess on my face. if i try really hard i can make a wack attempt at somewhat legit facial hair, but usually i end up just looking like a dirt.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 15, 2008, 11:12:03 AM
I like shaving.
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Post by: sweets on January 15, 2008, 11:15:23 AM
I like shaving.

Showering is more fun and less painful.
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Post by: ahlee on January 15, 2008, 11:17:12 AM
shutup ali your favorite girl gina is next to me currently want me to say hi to her f's?

i wanna skate her f's
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 15, 2008, 11:19:07 AM
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I like shaving.
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Showering is more fun and less painful.

I like to shave in the shower.
Title: Re: beards apresh.
Post by: tag_king on January 15, 2008, 11:20:38 AM
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I can't make it past a week of not shaving without scratching my face like a crackhead. Besides the ladies love a smooth face, unless I've just never met a gal who likes a sander in her crotch.
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strange, I have found it quite the opposite.
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im backing you, im all for beards and so are my other lady friends
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Tag, Vic, are you saying women like the beard while down there, or women like sanders in their crotches?
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nah im saying i like beards on dudes, in general hhaha. there was this dude in one of my classes who was a douche and he grew a beard and like  girls were on his dick i definately think they are attractive

Yah thats what I mean't as well. Most of the girls I have been with have just dug the beard/scruf in general. I never fully shave, just buzz it down due to irritation.
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Post by: sweets on January 15, 2008, 11:24:20 AM
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I like shaving.
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Showering is more fun and less painful.
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I like to shave in the shower.

All bases covered.
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Post by: tag_king on January 15, 2008, 11:25:20 AM
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I like shaving.
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Showering is more fun and less painful.
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I like to shave in the shower.
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All bases covered.

all that was great.
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Post by: damian on January 15, 2008, 11:28:17 AM
i would like this thread more if 75% of the examples werent lame turnpike dykes.
exception being the chart of beard.
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Post by: sweets on January 15, 2008, 11:33:36 AM
shutup ali your favorite girl gina is next to me currently want me to say hi to her f's?

Ok, what are F's? I feel like I'm missing something very obvious. Flaps? Fears? Frogs?....
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 15, 2008, 11:35:03 AM
F's = huuuuuuuuuuuuge boobs?
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Post by: ahlee on January 15, 2008, 11:36:21 AM
F's = huuuuuuuuuuuuge boobs
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Post by: sweets on January 15, 2008, 11:38:13 AM
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F's = huuuuuuuuuuuuge boobs
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Too much of a good thing.
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Post by: ahlee on January 15, 2008, 11:42:09 AM
Oh i know, I always carry 2 fake nipples incase I run into a set, that way I can just plop them on and pretent theres 4.
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Post by: sweets on January 15, 2008, 11:45:32 AM
You're not one to miss any opportunity. I can appreciate that.
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Post by: coreyquinn on January 15, 2008, 11:48:43 AM
Oh i know, I always carry 2 fake nipples incase I run into a set, that way I can just plop them on and pretent theres 4.
holy shit i wish i could gnar people right now
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Post by: somekid on January 15, 2008, 12:54:36 PM
to much irish in my blood leads me to have a very patchy redish brown mess on my face. if i try really hard i can make a wack attempt at somewhat legit facial hair, but usually i end up just looking like a dirt.
same here. and yet i try anyway.
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Post by: lenny on January 15, 2008, 01:24:59 PM
I have a beard, and i'm hyped on it.
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Post by: yeah dude! on January 15, 2008, 01:46:28 PM
I just shaved my beard and feel so much better. Shit was waaaaaay out of control.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 15, 2008, 01:48:15 PM
beardds are fun, plus they make you look all deep and shit.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Rasputin_pt.jpg/391px-Rasputin_pt.jpg)

Did he eat Nikolas?
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Post by: sweets on January 15, 2008, 01:59:56 PM
That's a bit much. It's like he has something to hide...

I would post a pic of myself and my beard but I never want to be a victim of BB's photoshopping skills.
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Post by: EricLogan on January 15, 2008, 02:03:34 PM
(http://a269.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_bbc6d873bf9524ffa8f938143ce08f04.jpg)
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Post by: Knockout Ned on January 15, 2008, 02:12:57 PM
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beardds are fun, plus they make you look all deep and shit.

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Did he eat Nikolas?
disregard that last post i typed "historic beard" into a search engine and thats what i found... my bad.
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Post by: poocrusher on January 15, 2008, 03:50:08 PM
This is one of my homies

The Devolution of the Beard

http://www.elanvitalmusic.com/Devolution.swf (http://www.elanvitalmusic.com/Devolution.swf)
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Post by: bumptobar on January 15, 2008, 04:00:32 PM
Haha, that was great.
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Post by: AZcharles on January 15, 2008, 05:42:44 PM
i went 105 days without shaving and took the same self portrait every day.  here's the before and after...
(http://a981.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_eebc79cc3e99d4051f2ca66ee51bbd2c.jpg)

and here's the series...
(http://a434.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_1f598bf4fa4e4c8e2ad7b23347794a79.jpg)

and here's my work supervisor, we had a party for his beard's one year birthday a few months ago...
(http://a333.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_2d26493cdd2579f05ce42ac5eb92b284.jpg)
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Post by: yeah dude! on January 15, 2008, 05:44:08 PM
I would post a pic of myself and my beard but I never want to be a victim of BB's photoshopping skills.

Man up, bro
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Post by: AZcharles on January 15, 2008, 05:48:59 PM
ive never had the chance to try, work doesnt allow it.
quit your fucking job!  gotta have your priorities, ya know?
after all beards are a poor man's sport...
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Post by: sweets on January 15, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/358794420_5e97b1a1ee.jpg)
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Post by: lurkinbroh on January 15, 2008, 09:09:03 PM
<a href="http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/brucebruce11/?action=view&current=makeaface.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/brucebruce11/makeaface.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
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Post by: Warren on January 16, 2008, 01:50:54 AM
I have always wanted to, but never have, the in between is gross.
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Post by: victoria on January 16, 2008, 06:33:58 AM
i went 105 days without shaving and took the same self portrait every day.  here's the before and after...
(http://a981.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_eebc79cc3e99d4051f2ca66ee51bbd2c.jpg)

and here's the series...
(http://a434.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_1f598bf4fa4e4c8e2ad7b23347794a79.jpg)



thats awesome
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Post by: damian on January 16, 2008, 08:45:26 AM
a damn shame i dont have 105 portraits of you sucking my dick, vicky.
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Post by: ahlee on January 16, 2008, 08:50:14 AM
at least now you have 110 gnars