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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Giovanni Falcone on December 18, 2010, 04:04:48 PM
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv32onsjaeE#)
Fucking shit this is the worst shit ever. wtf.
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What the fuck did i just watch? Jereme needs to go crawl in a hole if he takes himself seriously
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what is not a word around town and is just a mere fact: Jereme is fucking embarrassing
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everything about this is just awful.
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definitely slightly mentally ill
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(http://museumofbadart.org/coll9/image04.jpg)
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i wonder of Jesus approves of J. Casanova cumming all over bitches faces. thousands of bitches at that.
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS8sgHPmd1Q#)
Rogers wack!!!
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The whole time I was waiting for his mom to call him downstairs for dinner.
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5 replies were posted before I could even comprehend how shitty that was
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giving lil wayne a run for his money
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remember when homer simpson made it as a boxer because he could just stand there taking the punches while his opponent tired himself out? i feel like JR Blastoff is doing that to me with these videos, it is too daunting of a task to even keep up with making fun of everything he puts out there. i suppose he would describe his as a hater getting clowned because i can't handle his non-stop swag and hustle-24-7 lifestyle.
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I feel so sorry for this dude's parents.
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hahahah what a Lil B biter.
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absolutely horrendous
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i feel bad
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The whole time I was waiting for his mom to call him downstairs for dinner.
gnar you if i could.
i saw this in the things that made you laugh thread just a minute ago, and besides it being painfully horrendous the other thing i thought of is that it needs its own thread. i wish i knew how to make gifs....at 6 seconds or so he looks handicapped
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Wow!!! Whatever I say I can not make him look a bigger fool than he already makes himself look like.
As embarrasing and almost as funny as trapped in the closet.
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im just barely drunk and that was the best thing of my night already. might as well go to bed. i cant describe how much i love this shit. i just sat here picturing mike carroll watching that.
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J. Casanova makes Vanilla Ice look cool! I think I'm gonna start a Robert Van Winkle appreciation thread... then again, maybe not.
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(http://image.bayimg.com/pabgjaadi.jpg)
(http://image.bayimg.com/pabgiaadi.jpg)
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was that supposed to be dancing at the end?
It's just one of those things where words can't even describe how ridiculous it is.
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Damn, being disrespectful to people's couches? That's some straight up OG shit right there, Biggie would be proud. ;D
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actually not taking off your shoes in someones house/on their couch would be worse
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"i'm a star.. spent a couple mil from skatin.. DAMN THAT IS FUCKIN CRAZY."
was that supposed to be dancing at the end?
It's just one of those things where words can't even describe how ridiculous it is.
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Doesn't get much hotter than this
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Looks like he's back on the shrooms.
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that shit doesn't even rhyme. yikes.
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS8sgHPmd1Q#)
Rogers wack!!!
Dear Selfish Rep.
Arrange a rap battle between JR Casanova & the guy that shit on him in the above quoted YouTube clip.
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(http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg)
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I'm pretty sure someone who has just been fucked twice and fed once by Jereme Rogers would not be like 'Damn, he might be the realist I will ever meet in life'
Sweet skull pinky ring J. Cassanova
(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/JRogPinkyRing2.jpg?t=1292739739)
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seriously this shit cant be for real. why?
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Dear Jeremy,
Word Around Town doesn't mean a little story that you made up on SkateTalk.
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priceless. whenever i get a little depressed about my life i just watch one of these and think, at least i didn't help create that giant mess. that's a direct quote from the guy who leaked all the shit to Julian Assange.
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seriously this shit cant be for real. why?
I'm still not 100% sure the whole thing isn't some elaborate Andy Kaufman style prank. It just seems impossible that anyone could actually be this much of a kook.
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Word around town... J. Rog bitin Lil' B's act
Word around town... Based God ain't havin that
Word around town... J. Rog should go back to whisper raps
Word around town... It bout time to put this boy's career in da Lac'
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i was watching tv and heard this cheesy-ass joke that's on topic, so here goes
the momma shrimp asked her son why he never shares his toys and he answered: "sorry mom, i'm just too Shellfish!!"
(sorry guys, i just had too share!!)
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Jesus H. Christ this is beyond embarrassing, I mean this dude makes Joey Suriel look like KRS-One.
Somebody please punch Jereme in the treble clef.
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I have this as my ringtone, and even my friends who dont know who Blastoff is, were all like WTF.
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Unintentional comedy at it's best.
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I have no words for the awesomeness of this video
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Dear Jeremy,
Word Around Town doesn't mean a little story that you made up on SkateTalk.
8 inch cock haha
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This song will definitely be part of the soundtrack of my life.
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I can't believe someone would talk about occasionally splitting condoms as the first line. Unbelievable. Just to clarify that no-one with any sense will buy a Selfish board - if they ever are stocked anywhere.
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This song will definitely be part of the soundtrack of my life.
I bet it's the soundtrack to the section: embarrassing things that happened to me
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Wow!!! Whatever I say I can not make him look a bigger fool than he already makes himself look like.
As embarrasing and almost as funny as trapped in the closet.
Woah woah woah.... Trapped In The Closet is a masterpiece and JRog will never be anywhere close to that. If you ever watch the commentary on the dvd, its one of the funniest things you'll ever see in your entire life.
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Not feeling the name change. Even though JR Blastoff was stupid, it at least sounded like it could be the title of a Disney/Pixar movie about space. JR Cassanova is just derivative.
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he doesnt give a fuck who you are, he's still going to put his bear feet on your couch
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best thing about it is how it felt like watching a dubbed kung fu movie
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
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holy shit, that was the worst case of second hand embarrassment i think ive ever had
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Jereme, you need an editor, producer and director. That was really bad.
Impressively bad.
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"word around town is...often they still rip?"
can't stop watching it, it's like some sort of crazy caught on tape video where the accident is so gnarly you are disgusted yet intrigued because it was something you never thought was possible
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The YouTube comments don't seem too favorable (what's a plonka?). Slap hate can't be pinned for this one.
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he looks so unsure of himself at some points like his brain is finally kickin in and is all like "dude wtf are you doin?" then he pops some shrooms and his brain dies.
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i woke up early to watch this again.
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my dog has better flow then him ???
I bet his mother wants to abort him.
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This dude has serious issues....
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i like how selfish rep hasnt said anything
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always has to 1'up himself... the dude is a slow motion car wreck.
cant wait to see the thread 'yup, jereme got arrested in a macarthur park restroom while sucking dick for coke.'
wouldnt be surprised to see a weapons charge from his unused piece he loves to talk about in the near future.
with all the antwuan talk, i think of the day we will see 'jereme rodgers going to jail for 1 year..'. it will definitely be a very long & funny thread.
complete with a photoshop contest.
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i want to watch the whole thing but i just cant...
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ugh, if i was that ugly i wouldn't get in front of camera and talk about how handsome i am
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOUvM4JrlDY&feature=player_embedded#)
he shoulda known better than to try and go up against 2 icons
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Man, the joke raps I made with my white high school friends who don't even listen to rap are better than this shit...
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I'm stupid cause I just understood the magnum thing now.
.gif's should be made of this.
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he is somehow worse than basedgod
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The real question is: do Soulja and JR live in the same town? Sounds like a real hip kinda place. I would like to move there.
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"water to wine" from J. Casanova
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcJHG0AX2YY#)
really likes to talk about magnums
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no.
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If I don't have a couch, will he still come and put his shoes up on it? Will he not come at all? Should I get a futon?
Just found this, let's pitch in and send him to Syria.
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/shoes-on-the-couch-demotivational-poster-1236962864.jpg)
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this is just too much for one day
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he's got a face for radio
and a voice for closed caption
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an antwuan thread will be like 11 pages no problem....JR pretty much just stuns us.....
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Has Jrog done any live rap shows? I need to see footy of that.
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Has Jrog done any live rap shows? I need to see footy of that be in there.
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WOW.
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That nigga JR good as fuck idk what yall r talkin bout.
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(http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac96/sweet_pee33/jereme-illness.jpg)
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Dude went from rapping in front of some baller ass cars to a red shipping container? What the fuck is this this guy on.
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this is just too much for one day
"water to wine" from J. Casanova
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcJHG0AX2YY#)
really likes to talk about magnums
ok seriously, i am not even joking here, he needs a psychiatric evaluation and professional help. delusional is a word thrown around here in good fun for jokes, but in this case he is seriously delusional if he thinks this is even remotely sub-mediocre.
if not a joke, it is just sad. and hilarious.
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this is just too much for one day
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"water to wine" from J. Casanova
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcJHG0AX2YY#)
really likes to talk about magnums
ok seriously, i am not even joking here, he needs a psychiatric evaluation and professional help. delusional is a word thrown around here in good fun for jokes, but in this case he is seriously delusional if he thinks this is even remotely sub-mediocre.
if not a joke, it is just sad. and hilarious.
hahaha, i'm kinda with you on that. dude's the King of SWAG jacking. on that 30 Thousand 100 Million "freestyle" he steals Lil B & Soulja's shit. on that Water To Wine vid he steals Drake's whole shit (roof top rap, ambient type beat, etc.) damn Casanova, consistently jacking from shitty mc's. hahaha
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5DySYu5Bfw#)
i can't believe he sucks on so many levels (creativity, flow/delivery, voice, subject matter, punchlines, etc.) does he really think his music sounds good??
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you could fit jr's entire body in a magnum.
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word around town is he uses magnums cause the tip at the end is the right fit
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HO.LEE.SHIT. He likes for all the gangsta black dudes who run trains in his ass to wear Magnums with tears in them.
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This shit is still unbelievable after watching it numerous times. They should show this video to people who fuck kids to illustrate the kind of damage that they're doing.
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Fuck yo couch nigga. Darknesses, darknesses. I'm J. Casanova bitch!!!!!!!!!!
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(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y202/marianoh44/FuckYourCouchNigga.gif)
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That was the most awky dance at the end. holy shit.
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someone needs to make some gif's.
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I make hip hop music and skate so this double offensive. I'm seriously considering making some sort of diss track about this corny ass hole. If Slap's down it's happening...
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I make hip hop music and skate so this double offensive. I'm seriously considering making some sort of diss track about this corny ass hole. If Slap's down it's happening...
I'm 100% down
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I make hip hop music and skate so this double offensive. I'm seriously considering making some sort of diss track about this corny ass hole. If Slap's down it's happening...
I'm 100% down
Word, I'll start working on this. Couple more co-signs and I'll post it in a day or two.
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i didn't play the video...i just couldn't do it.
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I make hip hop music and skate so this double offensive. I'm seriously considering making some sort of diss track about this corny ass hole. If Slap's down it's happening...
I'm 100% down
Word, I'll start working on this. Couple more co-signs and I'll post it in a day or two.
This idea reminds me of kicking a regular kid down the stairs
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was that supposed to be dancing at the end?
It's just one of those things where words can't even describe how ridiculous it is.
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shoe straaaaaaaang
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I make hip hop music and skate so this double offensive. I'm seriously considering making some sort of diss track about this corny ass hole. If Slap's down it's happening...
I'm 100% down
Word, I'll start working on this. Couple more co-signs and I'll post it in a day or two.
recording a diss song towards J Casanova is just pointless and cheesy. plus, it's a total abd fellas. just let him and his magnums be great!
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rhyming amazing with amazing is amazing.
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Someone should show J.Caz' rap-struggles to Joaquin Phoenix.
Eventhough J.Rog always sucked, the similarities to the storyline of "I'm Still Here" are pretty striking.
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
hahaha
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WOW.
I am just now seeing this and I really don't know what to say. But what he does off the board is his business....he is getting paid regardless so I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
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i have a funny feeling that J-Rog is using the old "all coverage is good coverage" technique.
therefore by producing absolute shite he is getting more talk and word of mouth than if he tried to do something good.
Maybe in just giving him too much credit
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WOW.
I am just now seeing this and I really don't know what to say. But what he does off the board is his business....he is getting paid regardless so I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
i don't know if youre really tm but this gonna be tough.
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WOW.
I am just now seeing this and I really don't know what to say. But what he does off the board is his business....he is getting paid regardless so I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
well i'll be hornswaggled and dipped in turds!
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well i'll be hornswaggled and dipped in turds![/quote]
We are making a huge announcement soon about our team......so get ready.
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....he is getting paid regardless
Who pays him for what, exactly? Not even flaming, I just don't understand how he's generating any revenue.
Unrelated to that, you're a good sport. You're like a slab of ribs in a pond full of really funny piranhas... most cats would be a lot more thin skinned. I imagine it takes someone with a bit of character to handle anything Jereme's affiliated with.
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....he is getting paid regardless
Unrelated to that, you're a good sport. You're like a slab of ribs in a pond full of really funny piranhas... most cats would be a lot more thin skinned. I imagine it takes someone with a bit of character to handle anything Jereme's affiliated with.
I thought he had a record deal....He makes a boatload of cash off of his mix tapes. I also handle the Selfish twitter account and I always see people saying they love his music, so he must have a fanbase.
Thanks for the compliment! I don't let most of this bother me, I have been skating since 93 and I have always been a fan of the forum so I already knew what to expect coming in here.
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....he is getting paid regardless
Unrelated to that, you're a good sport. You're like a slab of ribs in a pond full of really funny piranhas... most cats would be a lot more thin skinned. I imagine it takes someone with a bit of character to handle anything Jereme's affiliated with.
Thanks for the compliment! I don't let most of this bother me, I have been skating since 93 and I have always been a fan of the forum so I already knew what to expect coming in here.
;D ;D people like his *music* loooool
also props to selfish rep for having "selfishrep" as a user name, thats a quite risky name to have here. still why cant the selfish "team"" be more like you, you seem like a down to earth human
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Thanks man!
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selfish rep for SOTY
jereme for FOTY
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We are making a huge announcement soon about our team......so get ready.
J. Casanova set to release 2 disc album, wenning loses 100 pounds! Chris Lambert added to flow team!
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Anyone else noticed that his "dancemoves" are exactly like the stiff arm movements he does when he lands tricks?
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(http://museumofbadart.org/coll9/image04.jpg)
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
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Anyone else noticed that his "dancemoves" are exactly like the stiff arm movements he does when he lands tricks?
its because he nails the rhymes!
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rhyming a word with itself is as perfect as it gets. it's like 1:1 as multi as possible. shit is bolts and jr only lands bolts.
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What's Mobb Deep think of all this ?
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"He makes a boatload of cash off of his mix tapes"
do you really believe this or do you just make crazy statements thinking your caught up in a whisper rap metaphor? I'm not trying to hate on dude but no need to over compensate his failures by lying.
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.
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WOW.
I am just now seeing this and I really don't know what to say. But what he does off the board is his business....he is getting paid regardless so I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
no, he does not gotta do what he shouldnt be doing. seriously, get this poor soul some help, its really pathetic and hilarious.
there is no fucking way he is making a living off of this shit
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When he does his little dance at the end to no music it looked just like this time I saw a visibly unstable homeless guy trying to dance with his own shadow.
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there is no way he makes any money from his mixtapes. they are free, plus he would have to pay for studio time and features n shit
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(http://interstatemag.com/images/Selfish_bloodsport.jpg)
(http://image.bayimg.com/pabgiaadi.jpg)
Jus sayin'...
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he doesnt give a fuck who you are, he's still going to put his bear feet on your couch
Das mah nigguh J. Cass righ' deah!
1/2 man & 1/2 crazy-wil' an-uh-mal an' shit.
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rhyming amazing with amazing is amazing.
Best thing I read in here.
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The most controversial brand of the moment?
There's no controversy in merely being shitty.
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I'm not tired of JR yet.....keep it comin'.....
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.
this is awesome
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and, true
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OK guys, you've had your fun.
Since there is no way his voice can be that terrible, I'm asking you to go ahead and post the video with the real audio.
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word around town...when will he kill himself?
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word around town...when will he kill himself?
This isn't funny.
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Damn, he disabled the comments.
I'm taking this to mean that Jereme is of the "I really don't like haters" camp, vs. the "we luz the haterz" opposition.
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The face he makes saying "damnnnnnn" after he says "I fucked 1000 bitches" makes me lol every time.
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The YouTube comments don't seem too favorable (what's a plonka?)
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwDBZuHw7l8#)
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pat washington and henry sanchez laughed at this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
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I don't see any check from this.....but I am just telling you what was told to me. He is making money and yes big news is coming soon, I think you guys will like it.
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...you're turning Mr. Whiteley pro, aren't you?
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Jereme is honestly one of the greatest things to happen on and off of a skateboard.
(http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac96/sweet_pee33/deluded.jpg)
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It looks like he is wearing a Star Trek uniform if you replace the the B with the Starfleet logo. Can someone photoshop a Vulcan J-rog, please?
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.
this is awesome
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OK guys, you've had your fun.
Since there is no way his voice can be that terrible, I'm asking you to go ahead and post the video with the real audio.
i chuckled... thanks
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remind me to stop listening to rap music entirely and quit skateboarding forever. jesus.
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dude rhymed "partake" with "monopoly". motherfuckin lyrical wordsmith.
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When he does his little dance at the end to no music it looked just like this time I saw a visibly unstable homeless guy trying to dance with his own shadow.
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/jeremedance.gif)(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/jeremedance.gif)(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/jeremedance.gif)(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/jeremedance.gif)
a big thank you to both of you for the laughs. if i was not a complete moron i would make one of when he says DAMNNNN.
this is almost too much
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When he does his little dance at the end to no music it looked just like this time I saw a visibly unstable homeless guy trying to dance with his own shadow.
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a big thank you to both of you for the laughs. if i was not a complete moron i would make one of when he says DAMNNNN.
this is almost too much
Please do. That is the most hilarious part.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
a combination of jereme and forrest
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This dude makes it far too easy to laugh at him.
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This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!
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This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!
Nonononono, the Berrics has the best christmas gift ever, haven't you heard?
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So that means you've taken LSD and wrote a 20 page business plan?
Not at the same time...
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This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!
No, i dont watch the berrics.
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This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!
you're lying to yourself.
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This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!
Whta the fuck was on the berrics?
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I have been skating since 93
I have been skateboarding since 1989
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
a combination of jereme and forrest
that's an insult to Eli
Eli Porter shits on J. Casanova.
germy needs to make like a tree and fuck off
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I have been skating since 93
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I have been skateboarding since 1989
[/quote hahahahhaha
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hmmm, how does old Jereme stack up with "new" Jereme
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zbtWdlTp5o#)
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hmmm, how does old Jereme stack up with "new" Jereme
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zbtWdlTp5o#)
Oh man that's depressing.
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I have been skating since 93
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I have been skateboarding since 1989
maybe he has been rollerskating since 93? sounds fitting for the selfish rep
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You got me....there is a four year gap where I didn't skate. In 1989 I started skating on a Vision board. After that I moved from Virginia to Delaware and didn't skate again until 93 when I met all my homies I skate with today. So let's just say I officially started in 93. If you guys have a bunch of questions we should do a slap pals with me. I'm open to answer any question about myself and or selfish.
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You got me....there is a four year gap where I didn't skate. In 1989 I started skating on a Vision board. After that I moved from Virginia to Delaware and didn't skate again until 93 when I met all my homies I skate with today. So let's just say I officially started in 93. If you guys have a bunch of questions we should do a slap pals with me. I'm open to answer any question about myself and or selfish.
Way to invite yourself to the party. As brave as you are to subject yourself to ridicule from this board, I dont think people care enough about you. Selfish is the laughing stock of this board and everyone is laughing at you and not with you.
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.
this is awesome
then how is he cumming on the faces of numerous women?
December 18, 2010 | 62 likes, 485 dislikes this could be a new record
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You got me....there is a four year gap where I didn't skate. In 1989 I started skating on a Vision board. After that I moved from Virginia to Delaware and didn't skate again until 93 when I met all my homies I skate with today. So let's just say I officially started in 93. If you guys have a bunch of questions we should do a slap pals with me. I'm open to answer any question about myself and or selfish.
Way to invite yourself to the party. As brave as you are to subject yourself to ridicule from this board, I dont think people care enough about you. Selfish is the laughing stock of this board and everyone is laughing at you and not with you.
it would be hilarious though, and we can all laugh at selfishreps expense, once again
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of any message board to lurk on. slap.. representing selfish.. is this an effective marketing plan? i guess slap users are a key demographic...
i can tell this is a complex joke and we're waiting for the punchline.
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I would ride a Selfish board if a sound clip of J. Casanova saying "Swag!" was activated every time you popped the tail.
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ohhh shitt new website with all the new product
http://www.selfishskateboards.com/products/boards/ (http://www.selfishskateboards.com/products/boards/)
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Dear Selfish. Plan B called. They want their boring big letter graphic series back. Oh, so do the Simpsons. And Transformers. And Ghostbusters. And a bunch of shitty sports franchises. And the Incredible Hulk. And the California Raisins. That "Rogers Sucks" graphic, though...you can keep that one.
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.
this is awesome
JR is shootin' blanks, bro
after a vasectomy procedure, fluid comes out when one has an orgasm, but there are no little dudes swimming around in there
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shooting blanks on numerous skanks smokin dank on the way to the bank
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ohhh shitt new website with all the new product
http://www.selfishskateboards.com/products/boards/ (http://www.selfishskateboards.com/products/boards/)
I'm actually digging these graphics. Especially the california raisins ones.
I like that it seems y'all have a sense of humor about the perceptions people have
about your riders.
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shooting blanks on numerous skanks smokin dank on the way to the bank
hahahahaha
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when i click the link to that website catalogue it just takes me straight to their blog.spot
i know i'm not missing out on anything, anything at all. but i'd like to join in on the laughs.
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definitely would ride that Wenning drunken raisin board.
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awesome (http://www.selfishskateboards.com//uploads/2010/12/20/RAISIN_ROGERS_125x467.jpg)
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Roger on Skatetalk live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSHHhWbrlNU
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Everybody needs to quit making fun of jeremy and the other selfish dudes, they all obvioulsly have mental health issues and cant think for themselves.
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when i click the link to that website catalogue it just takes me straight to their blog.spot
i know i'm not missing out on anything, anything at all. but i'd like to join in on the laughs.
yeah, i don't see shit either. at least J Casanova has that Christmas SWAG though
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__NIW_tn8gFQ/TQ-k10eBl3I/AAAAAAAAAU4/S94UUQkntXc/s400/jeremeclaus.JPG)
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Yo, Check me out I'm dressing up like Santa
Coming down your chimney I wanted milk and cookies you left me Orange Fanta
that stuff gives me gas , pass the Mylanta
I ride off on my reindeer like a sand person on a Banta
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Yo, Check me out I'm dressing up like Santa
Coming down your chimney I wanted milk and cookies you left me Orange Fanta
that stuff gives me gas , pass the Mylanta
I ride off on my reindeer like a sand person on a Banta
POTY
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Yo, Check me out I'm dressing up like Santa
Coming down your chimney I wanted milk and cookies you left me Orange Fanta
that stuff gives me gas , pass the Mylanta
I ride off on my reindeer like a sand person on a Banta
haha
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Jereme made the front page of Soulja Boy's website
http://drethedeveloper.com/ (http://drethedeveloper.com/)
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Jereme made the front page of Soulja Boy's website
http://drethedeveloper.com/ (http://drethedeveloper.com/)
its a christmas miracle!
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ugh i hope tyler the creator and team jacob beat the shit out of dre tha developer and team edward
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thanx to J Cas, I apreciate 30 thousand 100 million