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Title: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: BarbaraStreisand on November 24, 2020, 04:23:19 AM
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ixix7qf6m7g8q0k/AAC_pbwTFm4Py4ZgwSI0-tADa?dl=0&preview=PIZZA+SPRING+2021+CATALOG_2.pdf


Confirmed absence of Chase Webb and Michael Pulizzi, Jesse Viera fully promoted and New Pro Vincent Milou, poor guy.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: NorthSideHuevos on November 24, 2020, 04:40:55 AM
Man after that Indy edit I was hoping he'd end up somewhere good..... The free wifi graphic is next level garbage.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: veritas on November 24, 2020, 04:45:15 AM
Man after that Indy edit I was hoping he'd end up somewhere good..... Every graphic is next level garbage.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: nyjahbless on November 24, 2020, 04:51:08 AM
dominos or pizza hut?
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Post by: Giza Butler on November 24, 2020, 05:01:35 AM
Fuck that's terrble.

It's a mix of rip-offs and very poor taste ideas.

Also, the "speedy" graphics are well played out. Not that Palace owns them, but maybe that's why Pizza did it, so some hypebeast kid buys a Ducky boards thinking it's Ich Buns.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: GuessAgain? on November 24, 2020, 05:49:21 AM
What a waste of resources.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: HombreezysShittyPasta on November 24, 2020, 06:09:32 AM
Their graphics have never been good and this has no effect on adult skaters because any adult with a pizza board is sus or its ignorance at best. Its a notch above braille. Educate and if lil bro bought one hit the refund button but thats about it
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Escape Hell on November 24, 2020, 06:32:36 AM
I think Pulizzi is injured. How the fuck does he not have a board but Jesse does? Hope he’s of Pizza. Sincerely could see him on Krooked.
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Post by: DirtyBurger on November 24, 2020, 06:54:18 AM
Wow that's just like going to the zumiez website, pure garbage.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: TwisT on November 24, 2020, 07:06:23 AM
the debut vincent graphic is dope. I forgot the name of that dog, but if I'm not mistaken it's from a classic comic strip. The one with the planet was fine too.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein on November 24, 2020, 07:10:13 AM
the debut vincent graphic is dope. I forgot the name of that dog, but if I'm not mistaken it's from a classic comic strip. The one with the planet was fine too.

dog is called... milou. From classic french comic strip "tintin"

Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 24, 2020, 07:10:58 AM
the debut vincent graphic is dope. I forgot the name of that dog, but if I'm not mistaken it's from a classic comic strip. The one with the planet was fine too.

That’s Snowy from Tin Tin, you heathen. 

The planet being fine felt like a Quasi rip off
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: HombreezysShittyPasta on November 24, 2020, 07:13:30 AM
The adventures of tintin dawg. Its a classic french cartoon
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: CHONGO on November 24, 2020, 07:13:40 AM
Has their been any recent footage of jessie?
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on November 24, 2020, 07:15:41 AM
The "eat the new god" board is fucking sad. I try not to be too negative about graphics, but if that's the level of clever you're going to reach for then just do pizza box fonts and be done with it. Rant over.
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Post by: pedro_mayn on November 24, 2020, 07:15:58 AM
These are so awful. Tasteless rip offs and just some just purely 'off' graphics.
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Post by: heckler on November 24, 2020, 07:19:56 AM
Michael Pulizzi has terrible trick selection and I don't understand why people flock to him and pretend he deserves better than Pizza.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Prostate Exam on November 24, 2020, 07:27:25 AM
Pizza ruined pizza for me
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: michael scarn on November 24, 2020, 08:04:15 AM
Promoting Jesse viera with no shame at all, fucking scumbags.

Good thing Michael Pulizzi left tho.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: urbneathme on November 24, 2020, 08:50:05 AM
i think ripping people off and paying homage is an important part of skate graphics but that eat the new god shit is so tacky and bad they should get a cease and desist
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Post by: nyjahbless on November 24, 2020, 08:54:27 AM
mamma mia
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Post by: ThePeoplesChamp on November 24, 2020, 09:17:53 AM
Theres no way they're not trying to be the most hated company.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: os89 on November 24, 2020, 09:31:21 AM
"New catalog is terrible"

Does that imply in the years previously, they weren't terrible? Because they've always been terrible.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: TwisT on November 24, 2020, 10:57:39 AM
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the debut vincent graphic is dope. I forgot the name of that dog, but if I'm not mistaken it's from a classic comic strip. The one with the planet was fine too.
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dog is called... milou. From classic french comic strip "tintin"

AYE! the dog's name milou, even more appropriate. I kind of want it now. I think it's pretty cool, but who am I
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Lowcalcium on November 24, 2020, 11:06:43 AM
dominos or pizza hut?

Pizza Hut because of the stuffed crust yo
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: waffle on November 24, 2020, 11:15:32 AM
Not a fan at all but these aren't thread-worthy bad in comparison to everything else out there.
I will admit that the tv graphic is the same level of corny, low-effort political commentary as Quasi's "I survived school today" graphic. Both belong in some edgy 9th grader's graphic design portfolio.

Also I though Vincent Milou was Vincent Touzery for a moment and that was pretty confusing.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: TheFandangler on November 24, 2020, 12:21:42 PM
Wow. Those are awful graphics. Just plain terrible and uninspired. That Vieira Dis Foo board....christ. Also, isn't that dude still in the midst of legal troubles for nearly killing a guy who was doing his job?

The only graphic that was maybe okay was the Milou board with Tintin's dog.

I never quite understood the Pizza hate, mostly because I'd never seen one in the wild and they weren't on my radar at all. Also, I kinda like Ducky. But I knew Webb rode for them so I was definitely suspicious that they sucked. After looking at that catalogue, can confirm that they are terrible. And they suck even more for promoting a guy like Jesse...unless I'm confusing him with someone else.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Chatbot on November 24, 2020, 01:45:49 PM
That Vincent dude deserves better. I recently saw a clip of him bs smithing that big hubba in France.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: villains on November 24, 2020, 02:29:47 PM
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ixix7qf6m7g8q0k/AAC_pbwTFm4Py4ZgwSI0-tADa?dl=0&preview=PIZZA+SPRING+2021+CATALOG_2.pdf


Confirmed absence of Chase Webb and Michael Pulizzi, Jesse Viera fully promoted and New Pro Vincent Milou, poor guy.

Jesse should have a fuck the security guards graphic,  I mean if you are going to go for it. Then go all out, also fuck pizza
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: ziggy on November 24, 2020, 02:35:49 PM
still better than the art school wank a lot of companies are pushing these days
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Made In China on November 24, 2020, 02:38:47 PM
Scrolled as far as the knock off Palace graphics and then exited out of that atrocity exhibition
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: BALAKOV on November 24, 2020, 03:07:32 PM
poor Vincent Milou. dude deserves to ride something better
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: notmikerusczyk on November 24, 2020, 03:55:21 PM
Michael Pulizzi has terrible trick selection and I don't understand why people flock to him and pretend he deserves better than Pizza.
i liked him about 5 years ago when he first popped up, i think due to his flatbar skills being kind of niche. however now pretty much every insta kid can lock into front crooks and front feebles like its nothing, and the shock factor of flatbar dance moves has worn off
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Hyliannightmare on November 24, 2020, 03:59:45 PM
Fizza ones sick
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: KBizzle on November 24, 2020, 04:35:01 PM
Just the name alone is bad. Ugh.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Eric Dolphy on November 24, 2020, 04:39:29 PM
Almost wish SirPizzaSlayer was still on here so he could fulfill his destiny
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Post by: yep yep on November 24, 2020, 04:40:27 PM
Wow I thought you guys were kidding. Besides the Milou dog all those graphics are beyond terrible. Yikes!!!
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Freelancevagrant on November 24, 2020, 04:57:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHA


(https://i.ibb.co/HNs4jNT/762-FC9-EE-8827-40-AF-8519-1-B2136-A1488-B.jpg) (https://ibb.co/HNs4jNT)
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: Nosferatu on November 24, 2020, 05:02:06 PM
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Michael Pulizzi has terrible trick selection and I don't understand why people flock to him and pretend he deserves better than Pizza.
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i liked him about 5 years ago when he first popped up, i think due to his flatbar skills being kind of niche. however now pretty much every insta kid can lock into front crooks and front feebles like its nothing, and the shock factor of flatbar dance moves has worn off

His trick selection is actually quite tasteful for how wacky they are.
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: DA BIG BODY BENZ on November 24, 2020, 05:08:03 PM
Promoting Jesse viera with no shame at all, fucking scumbags.

Good thing Michael Pulizzi left tho.



I mean Girl shamelessly promotes Cory Kennedy as if he isn't in prison for killing p-stone....
Title: Re: Pizza 2021 - New catalog is terrible (New Pro)
Post by: oyolar on November 24, 2020, 05:15:23 PM
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Michael Pulizzi has terrible trick selection and I don't understand why people flock to him and pretend he deserves better than Pizza.
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i liked him about 5 years ago when he first popped up, i think due to his flatbar skills being kind of niche. however now pretty much every insta kid can lock into front crooks and front feebles like its nothing, and the shock factor of flatbar dance moves has worn off
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His trick selection is actually quite tasteful for how wacky they are.

Agreed. I don't know if he needs to be sponsored or pro (or care if he is or isn't) but I like watching him.