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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: BarbaraStreisand on November 24, 2020, 04:23:19 AM
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https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ixix7qf6m7g8q0k/AAC_pbwTFm4Py4ZgwSI0-tADa?dl=0&preview=PIZZA+SPRING+2021+CATALOG_2.pdf
Confirmed absence of Chase Webb and Michael Pulizzi, Jesse Viera fully promoted and New Pro Vincent Milou, poor guy.
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Man after that Indy edit I was hoping he'd end up somewhere good..... The free wifi graphic is next level garbage.
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Man after that Indy edit I was hoping he'd end up somewhere good..... Every graphic is next level garbage.
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dominos or pizza hut?
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Fuck that's terrble.
It's a mix of rip-offs and very poor taste ideas.
Also, the "speedy" graphics are well played out. Not that Palace owns them, but maybe that's why Pizza did it, so some hypebeast kid buys a Ducky boards thinking it's Ich Buns.
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What a waste of resources.
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Their graphics have never been good and this has no effect on adult skaters because any adult with a pizza board is sus or its ignorance at best. Its a notch above braille. Educate and if lil bro bought one hit the refund button but thats about it
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I think Pulizzi is injured. How the fuck does he not have a board but Jesse does? Hope he’s of Pizza. Sincerely could see him on Krooked.
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Wow that's just like going to the zumiez website, pure garbage.
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the debut vincent graphic is dope. I forgot the name of that dog, but if I'm not mistaken it's from a classic comic strip. The one with the planet was fine too.
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the debut vincent graphic is dope. I forgot the name of that dog, but if I'm not mistaken it's from a classic comic strip. The one with the planet was fine too.
dog is called... milou. From classic french comic strip "tintin"
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the debut vincent graphic is dope. I forgot the name of that dog, but if I'm not mistaken it's from a classic comic strip. The one with the planet was fine too.
That’s Snowy from Tin Tin, you heathen.
The planet being fine felt like a Quasi rip off
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The adventures of tintin dawg. Its a classic french cartoon
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Has their been any recent footage of jessie?
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The "eat the new god" board is fucking sad. I try not to be too negative about graphics, but if that's the level of clever you're going to reach for then just do pizza box fonts and be done with it. Rant over.
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These are so awful. Tasteless rip offs and just some just purely 'off' graphics.
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Michael Pulizzi has terrible trick selection and I don't understand why people flock to him and pretend he deserves better than Pizza.
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Pizza ruined pizza for me
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Promoting Jesse viera with no shame at all, fucking scumbags.
Good thing Michael Pulizzi left tho.
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i think ripping people off and paying homage is an important part of skate graphics but that eat the new god shit is so tacky and bad they should get a cease and desist
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mamma mia
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Theres no way they're not trying to be the most hated company.
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"New catalog is terrible"
Does that imply in the years previously, they weren't terrible? Because they've always been terrible.
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the debut vincent graphic is dope. I forgot the name of that dog, but if I'm not mistaken it's from a classic comic strip. The one with the planet was fine too.
dog is called... milou. From classic french comic strip "tintin"
AYE! the dog's name milou, even more appropriate. I kind of want it now. I think it's pretty cool, but who am I
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dominos or pizza hut?
Pizza Hut because of the stuffed crust yo
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Not a fan at all but these aren't thread-worthy bad in comparison to everything else out there.
I will admit that the tv graphic is the same level of corny, low-effort political commentary as Quasi's "I survived school today" graphic. Both belong in some edgy 9th grader's graphic design portfolio.
Also I though Vincent Milou was Vincent Touzery for a moment and that was pretty confusing.
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Wow. Those are awful graphics. Just plain terrible and uninspired. That Vieira Dis Foo board....christ. Also, isn't that dude still in the midst of legal troubles for nearly killing a guy who was doing his job?
The only graphic that was maybe okay was the Milou board with Tintin's dog.
I never quite understood the Pizza hate, mostly because I'd never seen one in the wild and they weren't on my radar at all. Also, I kinda like Ducky. But I knew Webb rode for them so I was definitely suspicious that they sucked. After looking at that catalogue, can confirm that they are terrible. And they suck even more for promoting a guy like Jesse...unless I'm confusing him with someone else.
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That Vincent dude deserves better. I recently saw a clip of him bs smithing that big hubba in France.
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https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ixix7qf6m7g8q0k/AAC_pbwTFm4Py4ZgwSI0-tADa?dl=0&preview=PIZZA+SPRING+2021+CATALOG_2.pdf
Confirmed absence of Chase Webb and Michael Pulizzi, Jesse Viera fully promoted and New Pro Vincent Milou, poor guy.
Jesse should have a fuck the security guards graphic, I mean if you are going to go for it. Then go all out, also fuck pizza
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still better than the art school wank a lot of companies are pushing these days
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Scrolled as far as the knock off Palace graphics and then exited out of that atrocity exhibition
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poor Vincent Milou. dude deserves to ride something better
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Michael Pulizzi has terrible trick selection and I don't understand why people flock to him and pretend he deserves better than Pizza.
i liked him about 5 years ago when he first popped up, i think due to his flatbar skills being kind of niche. however now pretty much every insta kid can lock into front crooks and front feebles like its nothing, and the shock factor of flatbar dance moves has worn off
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Fizza ones sick
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Just the name alone is bad. Ugh.
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Almost wish SirPizzaSlayer was still on here so he could fulfill his destiny
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Wow I thought you guys were kidding. Besides the Milou dog all those graphics are beyond terrible. Yikes!!!
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HAHAHAHAHA
(https://i.ibb.co/HNs4jNT/762-FC9-EE-8827-40-AF-8519-1-B2136-A1488-B.jpg) (https://ibb.co/HNs4jNT)
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Michael Pulizzi has terrible trick selection and I don't understand why people flock to him and pretend he deserves better than Pizza.
i liked him about 5 years ago when he first popped up, i think due to his flatbar skills being kind of niche. however now pretty much every insta kid can lock into front crooks and front feebles like its nothing, and the shock factor of flatbar dance moves has worn off
His trick selection is actually quite tasteful for how wacky they are.
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Promoting Jesse viera with no shame at all, fucking scumbags.
Good thing Michael Pulizzi left tho.
I mean Girl shamelessly promotes Cory Kennedy as if he isn't in prison for killing p-stone....
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Michael Pulizzi has terrible trick selection and I don't understand why people flock to him and pretend he deserves better than Pizza.
i liked him about 5 years ago when he first popped up, i think due to his flatbar skills being kind of niche. however now pretty much every insta kid can lock into front crooks and front feebles like its nothing, and the shock factor of flatbar dance moves has worn off
His trick selection is actually quite tasteful for how wacky they are.
Agreed. I don't know if he needs to be sponsored or pro (or care if he is or isn't) but I like watching him.