Too many fucking laughs in this thread. A guy who calls himself Enminem and rocks a helmet, a lil dood trying to promote their awesome brand, quotes from Jesus. Gold. That website has plenty more laughs too. Seriously though, I'm glad I didn't grow up in the internet age. You're all embarrassing yourselves and you can't even see it.
Reminds me once of a housemate I had. We called him 'The Lurker' 'cos he'd just stand in your doorway and look at you, sometimes you didn't know how long he'd been there. Anyway, after we told him he had to bounce, his Dad came to help him pack up his stuff. His Dad gave us this look as if to say '...yeah, this guy's a real fucktard. Sorry guys.'