Monkey McPott, I really enjoyed your call and commend you on your attempt to bridge the gap between these skate media worlds. As others have said, Roger is probably into some of what goes on over here and might even do a Pals Questions one day. I think he's the most likely long term lurker and gets the humour of Slap while also hopefully seeing through the trolls and any associated hating. Crob, Eldy, Kelly and Steezus, having spent more time on the other side of a camera, have had more to lose (trolls & hate) and have an understandably different perspective on Slap.
It's easy to say these guys should have thick skins and take criticism just because they're in the public eye, but that doesn't play out in reality and people take shit to heart. As far as I'm concerned, the amount of skate nerd joy I have gotten from the Nine Club far outweighs any nitpicking. I agree that Crob and Rog need to take a well deserved holiday.
TLDR: Monkey McPott and Roger = Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev