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Just wanted to put it out there, SLAG is just english slang for whore in general. not seatle specific or even skate related
here in seattle, there's an advocacy group called SLAG. it stands for "skate like a girl." as far as i can see, their agenda is to show up at parks with vanloads of 6-12 year old girls and ruin sessions.
I met this girl one time in San Francisco about a year ago, she said she lived in seattle and was part of that slag group or whatever. We got to talking quite a bit and i had to pretend i was interested in hearing about some shitty girl skate group for hours, i ended up meeting up with her the next day at the skatepark and we talked about skating for hours, hearing a girl say something like "I can't wait to see Dennis Buzenits part in the new real video" is quite possibly the most fucking annoying shit i'v ever heard in my whole life. Not only because she shouldnt have any opinion on skateboarding, but of course she would say Dennis out of everybody, the one skater who you can say and think you sound cool. Even though he's completely over rated and people only like him because they're told too. But anyways, we went to the bar after the lights went out at the park and she was just buying shot after shot. She even bought me few and i bought 5-6 for myself. After that we could barely even walk, she said she was staying in san jose that night and that she wanted to drive right then. I was about to let her just because of how fucking stupid she was, but then i told her she probably shouldn't because there's no way she could of even made it out of the city. She offered me like 50 bucks to drive her down but i don't have a license and was too drunk to even walk down the sidewalk straight. I told her if she needed a place to stay she could stay at my house. She said yeah and while on the way back she started puking all over this building and in the street, it was ridiculous. i had to hold her hair and shit, it was kinda funny. So we make it back to my house, she sits on the couch and i go grab her some mouth wash to rinse her mouth out and the first thing she does is take like 5-6 big sips of it then tells me to sit down. The minute i sit down she gets on top of me and starts making out with me like crazy, and within like 2 minutes gets undressed, takes my dick out an gives me the fucking best blow job of my life, i cum all in her mouth and she instantly gets on top of me and we start fucking like crazy, i turn her over and start fucking her doggystyle for awhile and within a few minutes she says "stick it in my ass" i go to put it in and by the time i can fit my head in i cum and instantly start laughing. Then i pulled out, walked to the bathroom to take a piss, come back just to see her passed out on the floor by the couch. I laughed, wrote my name big on her face then went to sleep. She was gone by morning and i never have seen her again. Can't even remember her name. All i remember is she has brown hair, and is really into helping out with the whole "slag" group or whatever. Said she dated some skater in seattle who apparently is some local hero, can't remember his name for the life of me. Anyways, all i'm trying to say is, if you meet a slag, this might happen to you.