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Title: What do you do when you can't skate?
Post by: dog boy on July 23, 2015, 09:11:01 AM
What do you do to pass the time when you can't skate? whether it's the weather or an injury or whatever.

I've been trying to get a zine finished and I find that that's pretty good for passing the time and also getting a sense of accomplishment.

I'm moving back to Portland in September to finish school. Not really looking forward to 9 months of rain. Last time I lived up there I passed the time by drinking and fighting with my ex. But I don't drink anymore so I'm hoping that the stress of school will keep me occupied enough that I won't get too melancholy from not skating.
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Post by: 4LOM on July 23, 2015, 09:13:03 AM
At first I was like "'zine?" but then I saw you mention Portland
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Post by: WantSomeSlaw on July 23, 2015, 09:30:37 AM
fingerboard
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Post by: skate on July 23, 2015, 09:40:30 AM
Jack off, draw, think about skating, smoke weed, work out
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Post by: tortfeasor on July 23, 2015, 10:23:00 AM
actually....

Jack off, draw, think talk about skating, smoke weed, work out, jack off again.
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Post by: bbk on July 23, 2015, 10:26:44 AM
more like:
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Jack off, draw, think talk about skating, smoke weed, work out, jack off again.
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on July 23, 2015, 10:35:21 AM
Do art, Go for some nice long walks,
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Post by: JB on July 23, 2015, 10:42:41 AM
more like:
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Jack off, draw, think talk about skating, smoke weed, work out, jack off again.
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if anyone is wondering, it IS just as glamorous as it seems.
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Post by: pinche gringo on July 23, 2015, 10:48:20 AM
Lurk Slap, make art, and play guitar. Basically, my regular life without skating 2-3 times a week.
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Post by: shark tits on July 23, 2015, 10:52:02 AM
that's rad about the zine! i'm into that stuff but rarely write anything. this garden has been my ma's project for like 20-25 yrs but in the last 2 my buddy and i have been growing food between and around her perennial flowers. read books, explore vacants, draw sharks on trains but mostly screw off on the internet if i ain't skating.
Grafton holler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2HNiX6SaG0&ab_channel=mikesmith#)
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Post by: poopnutsupreme on July 23, 2015, 11:26:51 AM
Think about killing myself
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Post by: chockfullofthat on July 23, 2015, 11:37:32 AM
i do recon for FARC
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Post by: GAY on July 23, 2015, 11:43:17 AM
I skate anyways.

I'm so core.
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Post by: posguy on July 23, 2015, 12:15:49 PM
watch skate videos, play video games, smoke weed, be artistic and whatnot

What do you do to pass the time when you can't skate? whether it's the weather or an injury or whatever.

I've been trying to get a zine finished and I find that that's pretty good for passing the time and also getting a sense of accomplishment.

I'm moving back to Portland in September to finish school. Not really looking forward to 9 months of rain. Last time I lived up there I passed the time by drinking and fighting with my ex. But I don't drink anymore so I'm hoping that the stress of school will keep me occupied enough that I won't get too melancholy from not skating.


I know of quite a few spots that are undercover. Send me a PM sometime.
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Post by: doomstation55 on July 23, 2015, 06:07:23 PM
I've been unable to skate for 2 weeks now for health reasons, I've been reading a lot. Makes time go by quickly.
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Post by: Harem on July 23, 2015, 06:22:04 PM
I do other shit even when I can skate.
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 23, 2015, 07:21:52 PM
well look at you
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Post by: Tracer on July 23, 2015, 08:05:59 PM
die
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Post by: mother collection on July 23, 2015, 08:26:54 PM
Realize how shit my life would be without skating
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Post by: jomeara1 on July 23, 2015, 09:06:23 PM
When I got surgery on my ankle a few years back all I did was play call of duty for like 6 hours straight and eat food.  I would try to avoid skate videos and magazines as much as I could because it would just drive me nuts thinking about how I wish I could skate at the moment.

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Post by: essal on July 24, 2015, 09:27:22 AM
fingerboardbang bitches
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Post by: SilvergultRab on July 24, 2015, 09:54:15 AM
praise Selassie. All day
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Post by: Elderly Gentleman on July 24, 2015, 11:10:37 AM
I play darts.  a lot.   It's my other addiction.  I'm playing in a $20k+ tournament this weekend.  It's weird.  They have nothing in common other than there's a whole subculture for both.  Dart players are in way worse shape though.  Think bowlers with cooler shoes.
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Post by: southsecond on July 24, 2015, 11:34:47 AM
Develop hobbies and interests outside of skateboarding to make myself a more well-rounded person so that in the future, when I'm too old or beat up to skate, I'll have something to do, both for entertainment and so that I won't be a completely useless drain on society.

Suggestions include, but are not limited to:

1. Read a book.
2. Go to school.
3. Strengthen personal relationships.
4. Cardio.
5. Call your mom and tell her you love her (although, to be fair, this could fit into #3).
6. Home improvement.
7. Skate spot improvement.
8. Read another book.
9. Cut down on the weed.
10. Learn grammar and punctuation.
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Post by: Rafiki on July 24, 2015, 12:45:53 PM
Cry whilst jerking off to my own reflection.
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Post by: poorlatino on July 24, 2015, 01:09:52 PM
I love to rub cocoa butter on my naked body.
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on July 24, 2015, 01:15:41 PM
I play darts.  a lot.   It's my other addiction.  I'm playing in a $20k+ tournament this weekend.  It's weird.  They have nothing in common other than there's a whole subculture for both.  Dart players are in way worse shape though.  Think bowlers with cooler shoes.
Hell yeah that sounds dope, great luck at your tourney!
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Post by: Elderly Gentleman on July 24, 2015, 01:27:29 PM
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I play darts.  a lot.   It's my other addiction.  I'm playing in a $20k+ tournament this weekend.  It's weird.  They have nothing in common other than there's a whole subculture for both.  Dart players are in way worse shape though.  Think bowlers with cooler shoes.
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Hell yeah that sounds dope, great luck at your tourney!

Thanks! 
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Post by: yungthug on July 24, 2015, 01:31:19 PM
I dick around editing skate footage I've shot of me and my friends. I've made dozens of edits out of boredom that will never see the light of day haha. See if a song fits a certain part, see if a clip looks cool in slow-motion versus regular motion, etc.

I also make remixes of pros' footage occasionally when I have large blocks of time on my hands. https://vimeo.com/user12355909/videos if you're interested. Some of them have garnered a lot of attention, which is pretty cool.

Reading is amazing, and super cheap if you do it right. Get a library card ASAP! My local library has a searchable online database where you can place holds on books, CDs, movies, etc. You can place holds on whatever you want, then have it delivered for pickup from the library closest to you. It's awesome.

Whenever I'm bored I'll just hop on there and put holds on a couple books and within a few days I have them in my hands. If they don't have a specific book I want I can just file a request and they'll usually buy it.

Your library might not be quite on that level, but at least check it out.

Besides that, the usual hanging out with friends, messing around on the internet, listening to music and the like.
Title: Re: What do you do when you can't skate?
Post by: tortfeasor on July 24, 2015, 02:04:50 PM


Your library might not be quite on that level



bro do you know who the fuck you are talking to!??  my city pretty much invented the library. Alexandria took one look at my library and turned to sand. Celsus just gave up and sacked itself.  The library of congress borrows books form us. new releases in hardcover? we about that.  obscure french comics? we about that! oh some scientist is down and wants to do a lecture? you know we about that! check out the dates our private listserv doggg.  do you even have a fucking database access? we have a data base to organize our databases. thats how hard we go.  quiet rooms, group study rooms, headphone rentals, FUCKING MICROFEEEEEESSSSHHHH all up in this bitch.  so you and your homely looking crusty fucking librarian with their gateway2000 computers can go take a walk becasue you have no fucking idea what kind of shit you just fell into.
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Post by: Silky Johnson on July 24, 2015, 03:53:15 PM
netflix, porn, skate3, lurk slap, hit up people to hang, realize i have no friends, cry
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Post by: yungthug on July 24, 2015, 05:27:07 PM
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Your library might not be quite on that level
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bro do you know who the fuck you are talking to!??  my city pretty much invented the library. Alexandria took one look at my library and turned to sand. Celsus just gave up and sacked itself.  The library of congress borrows books form us. new releases in hardcover? we about that.  obscure french comics? we about that! oh some scientist is down and wants to do a lecture? you know we about that! check out the dates our private listserv doggg.  do you even have a fucking database access? we have a data base to organize our databases. thats how hard we go.  quiet rooms, group study rooms, headphone rentals, FUCKING MICROFEEEEEESSSSHHHH all up in this bitch.  so you and your homely looking crusty fucking librarian with their gateway2000 computers can go take a walk becasue you have no fucking idea what kind of shit you just fell into.
Hahaha damn
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Post by: Dr Waffles on July 24, 2015, 07:10:13 PM
Lurk, Clean, Drink, Crosswords, Sit at the DIY and drink while bitching about the rain.
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Post by: Stu Pickles on July 24, 2015, 07:23:10 PM
Resub to WoW, start biking everywhere, take photos of my healthy friends ripping, consider joining ISIS
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Post by: Mouth on July 24, 2015, 08:07:48 PM
Work mostly. Go on little adventures with my son. Play Witcher 3. Drink with friends.
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Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on July 25, 2015, 06:21:29 AM
Crosswords

good stuff right there.

Also: read, make music, wallow in self pity on 4chan, watch skatevideo's, watch woodworking videos and jack off ofcourse
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Post by: poorlatino on July 25, 2015, 08:00:35 AM
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Your library might not be quite on that level
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bro do you know who the fuck you are talking to!??  my city pretty much invented the library. Alexandria took one look at my library and turned to sand. Celsus just gave up and sacked itself.  The library of congress borrows books form us. new releases in hardcover? we about that.  obscure french comics? we about that! oh some scientist is down and wants to do a lecture? you know we about that! check out the dates our private listserv doggg.  do you even have a fucking database access? we have a data base to organize our databases. thats how hard we go.  quiet rooms, group study rooms, headphone rentals, FUCKING MICROFEEEEEESSSSHHHH all up in this bitch.  so you and your homely looking crusty fucking librarian with their gateway2000 computers can go take a walk becasue you have no fucking idea what kind of shit you just fell into.

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Hahaha damn

Amazing
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Post by: posguy on July 29, 2015, 12:26:26 PM
Work mostly. Go on little adventures with my son. Play Witcher 3. Drink with friends.

I've been meaning to grab that, how is it?
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Post by: Wizard Fight on July 29, 2015, 04:40:45 PM
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Your library might not be quite on that level
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bro do you know who the fuck you are talking to!??  my city pretty much invented the library. Alexandria took one look at my library and turned to sand. Celsus just gave up and sacked itself.  The library of congress borrows books form us. new releases in hardcover? we about that.  obscure french comics? we about that! oh some scientist is down and wants to do a lecture? you know we about that! check out the dates our private listserv doggg.  do you even have a fucking database access? we have a data base to organize our databases. thats how hard we go.  quiet rooms, group study rooms, headphone rentals, FUCKING MICROFEEEEEESSSSHHHH all up in this bitch.  so you and your homely looking crusty fucking librarian with their gateway2000 computers can go take a walk becasue you have no fucking idea what kind of shit you just fell into.

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Hahaha damn
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Amazing

Salt Lake Library is where it's at.

(http://www.thecoast.ca/imager/more-library-lessons-learned/b/original/1547715/31d4/news_feature3-1.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you do when you can't skate?
Post by: mr cheese on July 30, 2015, 08:09:45 AM
Basketball, and my boys and I will take on all comers!
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Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on July 30, 2015, 10:33:53 AM
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bro do you know who the fuck you are talking to!??  my city pretty much invented the library. Alexandria took one look at my library and turned to sand. Celsus just gave up and sacked itself.  The library of congress borrows books form us. new releases in hardcover? we about that.  obscure french comics? we about that! oh some scientist is down and wants to do a lecture? you know we about that! check out the dates our private listserv doggg.  do you even have a fucking database access? we have a data base to organize our databases. thats how hard we go.  quiet rooms, group study rooms, headphone rentals, FUCKING MICROFEEEEEESSSSHHHH all up in this bitch.  so you and your homely looking crusty fucking librarian with their gateway2000 computers can go take a walk becasue you have no fucking idea what kind of shit you just fell into.
i feel like this is something that should include a bunch of those little will easely faces that he uses in all his posts