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One of the ugliest/cingiest guys in skateboarding, pretty sure all of those girls are escorts of some sort. I gave this guy a pass so many times and it doesn't get better. What a wasted talent.

I can't imagine that a 'regular' girl would fall for the cringy laughter, horse teeth, fucked up personality, ugly tattoos and 14 year old physique if money wouldn't be involved...
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  Another dude who dosen't understand women. They prolly see him as confident and no strings attached.  -Sorry that people you don't love get laid but its a better look to accept life then to swear up and down that 'money must be involved' time and again (all haters say that shit 'whys she with him -oh cause shes a prostitute.' )
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This. I've seen many kinds of J-Cassanovas, just because you think a dude is wack doesn't mean they can't demolish pussy.

Times like these are when you take stock and remind yourself that you are heterosexual, and that you aren't supposed to be able to tell if a guy is sexually attractive..

Well I'm into men and I find JR Blastoff disgusting in every way imaginable. He's like a skeleton with tattoos, a fried wig, bad fashion sense, embarrassing credit, and a horrifying inferiority complex. No thanx.

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If this is your daughter...well then shame on you.  This thread is basically daddy issues.



“If this is your daughter shame on you”

Yeah ok then

We should be thanking these fellatio-happy women instead of giving them 1950s era scoldings


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“ And then number 3....”


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One of the ugliest/cingiest guys in skateboarding, pretty sure all of those girls are escorts of some sort. I gave this guy a pass so many times and it doesn't get better. What a wasted talent.

I can't imagine that a 'regular' girl would fall for the cringy laughter, horse teeth, fucked up personality, ugly tattoos and 14 year old physique if money wouldn't be involved...
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  Another dude who dosen't understand women. They prolly see him as confident and no strings attached.  -Sorry that people you don't love get laid but its a better look to accept life then to swear up and down that 'money must be involved' time and again (all haters say that shit 'whys she with him -oh cause shes a prostitute.' )
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This. I've seen many kinds of J-Cassanovas, just because you think a dude is wack doesn't mean they can't demolish pussy.

Times like these are when you take stock and remind yourself that you are heterosexual, and that you aren't supposed to be able to tell if a guy is sexually attractive..
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Well I'm into men and I find JR Blastoff disgusting in every way imaginable. He's like a skeleton with tattoos, a fried wig, bad fashion sense, embarrassing credit, and a horrifying inferiority complex. No thanx.

I'm glad you have standards 8)

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“If this is your daughter shame on you”

Yeah ok then

We should be thanking these fellatio-happy women instead of giving them 1950s era scoldings


She doesn't want you clown.


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“If this is your daughter shame on you”

Yeah ok then

We should be thanking these fellatio-happy women instead of giving them 1950s era scoldings

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She doesn't want you clown.

You got me there fuck

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Who's car y'all think he's posing in in that vid?

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Someone tell me what money this dude is living off of with no skate or rap carreer
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i need to know the answer to this as well.

 also, i’m trying really hard to remember if it was a video interview or a website one with him talking about how much money he made from red bull every month and then followed his answer up with “i can’t even buy a coffee at starbucks today.” if someone could help me out with that it would be much appreciated.

I think that was him on one of the On The Crailcouch videos.

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He definitely seems to slip in and out of reality. Still more entertaining to see him fried on whatever shit he's doing then strung out on heroin and going to prison

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I can't believe this is real


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"I’ve been turning my cheek for over a year now like Jesus...he has tried to put his hands on me numerous times & get in my way. This is me merely transmuting the energy he’s continuously offered me" -jeremerogers

Yo JR you got this myathalon!!!
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He may have just mispronounced "Meth-a-lon".
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That is my daughter and I am ashamed

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That is my daughter and I am ashamed
Don’t be, she’s in the good graces of an enigmatically relevant bonafide #sk8rsexxgodd legend of pound, dude somtetimes rips magnums, allegedly more often than not, your baby girl is in good hands, be proud.


im probably lying

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That is my daughter and I am ashamed
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Don’t be, she’s in the good graces of an enigmatically relevant bonafide #sk8rsexxgodd legend of pound, dude somtetimes rips magnums, allegedly more often than not, your baby girl is in good hands, be proud.

Also, he's fucked a thousand bitches, and still ain't got no kids.   So the odds of you having to see him at multiple Thanksgiving dinners, pretty slim.   
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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i really hope the my-athelon goes down, but theres no way nyjah will ever accept this challenge. battle of wits, hahaha

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That is my daughter and I am ashamed
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Don’t be, she’s in the good graces of an enigmatically relevant bonafide #sk8rsexxgodd legend of pound, dude somtetimes rips magnums, allegedly more often than not, your baby girl is in good hands, be proud.
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Also, he's fucked a thousand bitches, and still ain't got no kids.   So the odds of you having to see him at multiple Thanksgiving dinners, pretty slim.   
He must have X-rayed his nuts to death or just have bad swimmers with those odds.

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Someone should turn Myathlon into a weekly game show where contenders line up to challenge J Casanova in his favorite disciplines (trampoline routines on acid, outlandish outfit shopping, ripping magnum, autotune prank calls). ETN, make it happen and I will consider paying a monthly subscription to finance your other stupid shows no one wants to watch.
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While on the subject of Jereme... Didn't he say in some interview that he was broke and had to move in with his mom or something (or did I just dream that?) How the fuck does he keep running around fancy hotels and LA/Miami/NYC parties all the time? Show me that lifehack, please.

Wasn’t that on his nine cub episode?


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This would be awesome at the Dime Glory Challenge. 

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if weckington acted like this id respect him

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this little goblin looks like he keeps some 16 year old coke dealer's pockets fat with his parents money.

jerm, wtf are you doing with your life? I know you've got to lean in with those face tatts you got, but no one, least of all you or your future scientologist drug counselor are going to be impressed by these desperate for relevancy shenanigans. not even the shrinking assortment of damaged girls you can find on instagram to touch your pale member.

take the L and go find some supplement company you can hawk when you're ready to 'turn your life around'
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