once, skating in ft. pierce, i suddenly had to shit super bad. we were at this closed spot off a pretty major road. i didn't have any TP, so i grabbed a notepad from my car and went behind the spot and dropped trou behind a tall clump of weeds, so the people on the road couldn't see me. it started coming out pretty quick, so when i turned to look over my shoulder, it was already too late. there was an apartment complex behind me, and an old black lady walked out of her front door and stared right at me. she put her hands on her hips and shook her head. i didn't know what to do, so i waved. then she smiled, waved back, and got into her car and drove off.
for the wiping itself, i crinkled up the notebook paper like a hundred times so it was kind of soft, then used it. not so bad.