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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5970 on: January 07, 2008, 09:40:41 AM »
class starts monday

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5971 on: January 07, 2008, 10:03:16 AM »
Today's the last day of break.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5972 on: January 07, 2008, 12:46:31 PM »
My homie Kane got popped.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5973 on: January 07, 2008, 01:16:40 PM »
First day of school wasn't so bad, but it's still school so not hyped!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5974 on: January 07, 2008, 01:23:42 PM »
My homie Kane got popped.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5975 on: January 07, 2008, 04:47:37 PM »
Seeing over 20 people cruising the board and no replies coming to any topics. Damn!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5976 on: January 07, 2008, 05:33:07 PM »
First day of school wasn't so bad, but it's still school so not hyped!
You could have stayed home like this kid. STOP BITCHING and get creative.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080107/od_afp/mexicoschoolchildoffbeat

 Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school
 MONTERREY, Mexico (AFP) - A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
 
"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," the boy, Diego, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my mom had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.

His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.

Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5977 on: January 07, 2008, 07:08:51 PM »
My cousin might die from skin cancer.


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5978 on: January 07, 2008, 07:10:31 PM »
My cousin might die from skin cancer.



i was gonna say school but fuck, i would rather go to school that that shit happen.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5979 on: January 07, 2008, 07:31:09 PM »
My homie Kane got popped.

that this guy saw Menace II Society this past weekend

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5980 on: January 08, 2008, 01:57:59 AM »
Every single organ in my body hurts, don´t know why...and I´ve got to try to concentrate and study for an exam tomorrow...fuck!
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5981 on: January 08, 2008, 07:55:17 AM »
Not stoked on feel tired all the time these days.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5982 on: January 08, 2008, 08:46:43 AM »
Stuck at work and it's the most beautiful day since November. But, it's not as bad as some of the shit posted in this thread so life's good.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5983 on: January 08, 2008, 11:55:23 AM »
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I just found out who my roommate is for college, turns out is a gay kid.


Not stoked at all.


Emailed the school about it, and hopefully get another roommate.
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You seem like a really cool guy.
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Are you fucking kidding?
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Nah dude, schools totally should change the way they do things to better accommodate their student's ignorance.
That's why intelligent design is taught in our public schools.
Plus, you gotta watch out for them queers, bro.

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well fuck, my bad. it was just one thing i wasnt really "stoked" on. but i calm myself down for a little bit, so it doesnt really seem that bad anymore. it was just state of shock. sry that i pissed you off.
a state of shock? would it really be that big of a deal anyway?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5984 on: January 08, 2008, 12:07:27 PM »
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I just found out who my roommate is for college, turns out is a gay kid.


Not stoked at all.


Emailed the school about it, and hopefully get another roommate.
[close]

You seem like a really cool guy.
[close]
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yeah i know
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Are you fucking kidding?
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Nah dude, schools totally should change the way they do things to better accommodate their student's ignorance.
That's why intelligent design is taught in our public schools.
Plus, you gotta watch out for them queers, bro.

[close]
well fuck, my bad. it was just one thing i wasnt really "stoked" on. but i calm myself down for a little bit, so it doesnt really seem that bad anymore. it was just state of shock. sry that i pissed you off.
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a state of shock? would it really be that big of a deal anyway?
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Dude, don't you know that all gay people can't control themselves? Even if he wasn't attracted to Simon, as soon as the lights went out he'd rape all his orfices. Good move Simon!

i would not have a problem with the kid.

i would have a problem with walking into my room to find him dick deep in his boyfriends butt.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5985 on: January 08, 2008, 01:01:47 PM »
My new schedule sucks compared to last semesters.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5986 on: January 08, 2008, 01:06:41 PM »
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My cousin might die from skin cancer.


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Squamous cell? Or melanoma?

Melanoma from tanning beds.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5987 on: January 08, 2008, 03:16:03 PM »
Not stoked on assholes who park in the landing of the spot you're skating.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5988 on: January 08, 2008, 04:24:18 PM »
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My cousin might die from skin cancer.


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Squamous cell? Or melanoma?
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Melanoma from tanning beds.

No offense, but your cousin's an idiot.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5989 on: January 08, 2008, 04:36:52 PM »
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I just found out who my roommate is for college, turns out is a gay kid.


Not stoked at all.


Emailed the school about it, and hopefully get another roommate.
[close]

You seem like a really cool guy.
[close]
[close]
yeah i know
[close]

Are you fucking kidding?
[close]

Nah dude, schools totally should change the way they do things to better accommodate their students ignorance.
Thats why intelligent design is taught in our public schools.
Plus, you gotta watch out for them queers, bro.

[close]
well fuck, my bad. it was just one thing i wasnt really stoked on. but i calm myself down for a little bit, so it doesnt really seem that bad anymore. it was just state of shock. sry that i pissed you off.
[close]
a state of shock? would it really be that big of a deal anyway?
[close]

Dude, dont you know that all gay people cant control themselves? Even if he wasnt attracted to Simon, as soon as the lights went out hed rape all his orfices. Good move Simon!
[close]

i would not have a problem with the kid.

i would have a problem with walking into my room to find him dick deep in his boyfriends butt.


is simon unaware of the succulent punani gays hang around? you should bring a peace offering, of smirnoff and an of montreal cd.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5990 on: January 08, 2008, 06:52:15 PM »
It being dry all day then going out to skate for the first time (just a minute ago) and its completley wet outside, I can defenitly say i was not stoked.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5991 on: January 08, 2008, 09:58:55 PM »
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I just found out who my roommate is for college, turns out is a gay kid.


Not stoked at all.


Emailed the school about it, and hopefully get another roommate.
[close]

You seem like a really cool guy.
[close]
[close]
yeah i know
[close]

Are you fucking kidding?
[close]

Nah dude, schools totally should change the way they do things to better accommodate their students ignorance.
Thats why intelligent design is taught in our public schools.
Plus, you gotta watch out for them queers, bro.

[close]
well fuck, my bad. it was just one thing i wasnt really stoked on. but i calm myself down for a little bit, so it doesnt really seem that bad anymore. it was just state of shock. sry that i pissed you off.
[close]
a state of shock? would it really be that big of a deal anyway?
[close]

Dude, dont you know that all gay people cant control themselves? Even if he wasnt attracted to Simon, as soon as the lights went out hed rape all his orfices. Good move Simon!
[close]

i would not have a problem with the kid.

i would have a problem with walking into my room to find him dick deep in his boyfriends butt.
[close]


is simon unaware of the succulent punani gays hang around? you should bring a peace offering, of smirnoff and an of montreal cd.
truce?


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5992 on: January 08, 2008, 10:16:40 PM »
hell yeah. he will appreciate and then next thing you know, you got a german girl named alice marinating your bratwurst, while you eat veinerschnitzel and sip on pepsi-cola. he probably knows a brenda that would let you lick grape jelly off her, while she munches your peanuts too. did i make you hungry?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5993 on: January 09, 2008, 01:18:33 AM »
I fell asleep at about 1, but woke up at 1:30 and haven't been able to sleep since.  Class in 4 1/2 hours.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5994 on: January 09, 2008, 05:38:08 AM »
Every single organ in my body hurts, don´t know why...and I´ve got to try to concentrate and study for an exam tomorrow...fuck!
I might have failed the exam.... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5995 on: January 09, 2008, 07:16:57 AM »
driving to a 6 set at night only to realize that the angle is all weird for a hardflip....  fuck....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5996 on: January 09, 2008, 07:37:54 AM »
Stepped out the front door to go to work and realized my truck was gone... 95 nissan with 300K miles on it, no gas in the tank. Extra key in the consol, steering wheel "club" behind the seat. At this point I'm not sure if I'm more bummed my car got stolen or bummed on the shit the cops are gonna give me if they find my truck with a key in the ignition and that club behind the seat unused. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5997 on: January 09, 2008, 07:55:08 AM »
trying to get used to new shoes

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5998 on: January 09, 2008, 09:13:40 AM »
trying to get used to new shoes

my sympathies.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5999 on: January 09, 2008, 09:45:33 AM »
Goddamn, Damian, that was so good. Seriously, Simon, he's right: Smirnoff and an Of Montreal CD.