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Spiked Seltzers
« on: August 07, 2019, 01:58:13 PM »
Favorite brand/ favorite flavor -go!

White Claw black cherry is my first choice but theres so many kinds out now and difference brands. My end of summer goal is to have had them all.
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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2019, 02:01:03 PM »
mArLeY

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2019, 02:38:41 PM »
Lemonade 4loko

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2019, 02:41:46 PM »
Oskar Blues makes one that I kind of had high hopes for, but it’s got a chalky (?) quality to it. Issa no good.

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2019, 02:59:25 PM »
Oskar Blues makes one that I kind of had high hopes for, but it’s got a chalky (?) quality to it. Issa no good.

Ew. love the use of issa no good though.
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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2019, 07:41:43 AM »
I was at a party once and grabbed one of these thinking it was just sparkling water. Drank some of it, tasted a little off but whatever. Found out it was a vodka infused drink.
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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2019, 06:34:22 PM »


That IS exactly how i feel when i crack open an ice cold White Claw (Black Cherry ofcourse), when im kicking it with my homies.

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2019, 10:54:44 PM »
kroger brand seltzer, vodka, lime juice.  yall jockin my style.

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2019, 07:11:53 AM »
yeah, seriously, what is the point of these things?

How much do they cost? And how much money would you save if you bought a 5th of vodka and a case of Polar Seltzer or whatever? I'm guessing you'd spend less than 1/4 of the money than if you bought a case of these bogus trendy beverages.

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2019, 09:08:57 AM »
yeah, seriously, what is the point of these things?

How much do they cost? And how much money would you save if you bought a 5th of vodka and a case of Polar Seltzer or whatever? I'm guessing you'd spend less than 1/4 of the money than if you bought a case of these bogus trendy beverages.

You would. But like... they come together already and are way better than i'd make. i dont know, spiked seltzers, theyre just popular now. let me shalom.
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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2019, 09:22:43 AM »
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yeah, seriously, what is the point of these things?

How much do they cost? And how much money would you save if you bought a 5th of vodka and a case of Polar Seltzer or whatever? I'm guessing you'd spend less than 1/4 of the money than if you bought a case of these bogus trendy beverages.
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You would. But like... they come together already and are way better than i'd make. i dont know, spiked seltzers, theyre just popular now. let me shalom.

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2019, 10:06:45 AM »
Yo, this shit tastes like water.
10 min later

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2019, 04:53:59 PM »
There was another thread about this recently and I decided to try one. No going back, I love these stupid fucking things. They are pretty pricey, but a Total Wine and More near me has been running "managers specials" where you can get a 24 pack of Henry's Hard soda for $11, which is crazy cheap.

It's swimsuit season man, got to cut those carbs out.


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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2019, 05:20:11 PM »
Im literally drinking the natural lime one right now. Im definitely down to channel my inner white girl

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2019, 10:35:26 PM »
yeah, seriously, what is the point of these things?

How much do they cost? And how much money would you save if you bought a 5th of vodka and a case of Polar Seltzer or whatever? I'm guessing you'd spend less than 1/4 of the money than if you bought a case of these bogus trendy beverages.
You’re paying for the robot labor that mixes the alky into the seltzer. King’s don’t mix their own drinks, player.

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2019, 07:15:51 PM »
This is a psa that natural light makes a 25 oz 6% seltzer that’s cheap and good
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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2019, 06:34:14 AM »
This is a psa that natural light makes a 25 oz 6% seltzer that’s cheap and good
This is a psa that you're broke and treating your body like shit

Hit this shit

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Re: Spiked Seltzers
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2019, 07:28:53 AM »
I've gotten hammered from White Claws and it's now my drink of choice if I'm not having whiskey. The US needs whiskey soda's like they have in Japan.