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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: FupaQuesadilla on September 07, 2019, 02:56:08 PM
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If i push straight down with my back foot like the trick tip videos say, i end up with the board moving too far forward on me so that when i land, im landing with my weight way too far back on the board, because my front foot drags the board forward as it slides up the nose.
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your back foot doesn't need to push backwards. you need to jump forward with your board. sounds like you're not committing all the way.
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your back foot doesn't need to push backwards. you need to jump forward with your board. sounds like you're not committing all the way.
Pushing backwards and jumping forwards are the same thing. Im talking about your kicking foot pushing down and towards the rear on an ollie. Every good ollie ive seen from pros and good skaters shows the board slowing down slightly at the moment the rear foot kicks the tail into the ground. If you dont know what your talking about dont try to help. No offense.
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your back foot doesn't need to push backwards. you need to jump forward with your board. sounds like you're not committing all the way.
Wow chuck. You got owned. Haha!
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I can ollie. but you're bailing 'cause you're scared. your back foot doesn't push backwards during an ollie. watch those videos again. maybe your eyes and brain need adjustment too if that's what you're seeing. no offense.
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Learn how to ollie before coming to post on slap, no offense
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So the guy calling us beta whipped pussies in that other thread can't even ollie? LOfuckingL
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Pushing backwards and jumping forwards are the same thing. Im talking about your kicking foot pushing down and towards the rear on an ollie. Every good ollie ive seen from pros and good skaters shows the board slowing down slightly at the moment the rear foot kicks the tail into the ground. If you dont know what your talking about dont try to help. No offense.
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your back foot doesn't need to push backwards. you need to jump forward with your board. sounds like you're not committing all the way.
The goddamn FupaQuesaudacity
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nah
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The Braille army wants you
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your back foot doesn't need to push backwards. you need to jump forward with your board. sounds like you're not committing all the way.
Damn, that shit went downhill real quick.
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Learn how to ollie before coming to post on slap, no offense
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You need to ingest the required amount of semen to cast ollie.
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I think it's important for you to push your back foot slightly up your own ass
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I think it's important for you to push your back foot slightly up your own ass
…no offense.
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If you can’t ollie then get the fuck off of slap and go hang out with the r/skateboarding idiots
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
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I think can't even ollie anymore after reading this shit. I'm sure if you head on over to the ol' YOUTUBES revive will have tons of videos on this for you.
*Well you beat me to it! Hey cocksucker its 2019 you can't call people faggots anymore!
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
So, are we eating BA's ample buttocks, or are we putting Lizzie's poontang on a pedestal?
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
So, are we eating BA's ample buttocks, or are we putting Lizzie's poontang on a pedastal?
Like Deion Sanders once said... "Both.." Now thats Alpha as fucc!
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Practice at least 50 Ollies a day for the next 2 weeks and then you might realize why everyone thinks your dumb and that 2 weeks ago you couldn’t Ollie.
I can see your ugly stationary 1 inch “Ollie” in my head right now.
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No I stand basically bolts and then it’s like flicking a light switch. Boomer snap deep puss
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I can Ollie, just for the record.
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No I stand basically bolts and then it’s like flicking a light switch. Boomer snap deep puss
Stop smoking crack and start making sense you fucking shitclown
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No I stand basically bolts and then it’s like flicking a light switch. Boomer snap deep puss
If everyone on Slap smoked crack we would be sponsored skaters. The decision is to not smoke crack and be bad at skating.
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I can ollie. but you're bailing 'cause you're scared. your back foot doesn't push backwards during an ollie. watch those videos again. maybe your eyes and brain need adjustment too if that's what you're seeing. no offense.
Youre full of shit chuckles. Youre the one who needs to watch vids.
Start here- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=339k4XEvbxY
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Can someone find the gif of the heavyset black guy with dreads trying to ollie in the dirt/grass at an apartment complex (on what looks like a Wal-Mart board) and the tail just snaps off? He puts his head in his hands and walks off with everyone laughing. I know at least one of you has seen it, I've been looking for like 10 minutes on Google/DuckDuckGo/Bing and can't find it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-20JWPE5Lg
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Who the heck are you watching, brandon wesgate?
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If you wanted to know how to Ollie, all you had to do was ask. Didn't have to be such a cunt about it.
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If i push straight down with my back foot like the trick tip videos say, i end up with the board moving too far forward on me so that when i land, im landing with my weight way too far back on the board, because my front foot drags the board forward as it slides up the nose.
Just pop hard as you can, that's the secret.
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It might seem that way if you aren't moving. But if you are rolling, you will understand that you don't need to push back. You do indeed jump forward.
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I’m dying from this gif😂
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You need to ingest the required amount of semen to cast ollie.
Actually this is just a long standing rumor, trust me on this one.
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So the guy calling us beta whipped pussies in that other thread can't even ollie? LOfuckingL
YAS
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Not much...only the world-record highest switch 180 no-comply!
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setting the world record for 'best skateboarder with the worst style'
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Pretty sure it's your gear. You are probably just wearing the wrong shoes and didn't get the right brand of grip tape.
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"how do you ollie?"
people answer.
"no, that's not how you ollie. I can ollie you fucking faggots!"
if you know already, why did you ask? keep bailing those stationary ollies in the grass. one day you might pluck up the courage to ollie on concrete with these things:
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"how do you ollie?"
people answer.
"no, that's not how you ollie. I can ollie you fucking faggots!"
if you know already, why did you ask? keep bailing those stationary ollies in the grass. one day you might pluck up the courage to ollie on concrete with these things:
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Keeps them dangerous wheels from slipping out on mob shuvs and varial flips. Wouldn't wanna accidentally hit a girl and beta cuck yourself into oblivion, would you?
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You need to get some bloodflow into that beta-cuck limp dick before you go poppin off. Go watch some Donger vids.
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You need to ingest the required amount of semen to cast ollie.
Actually this is just a long standing rumor, trust me on this one.
So Rod Stewart was learning how to ollie?
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Pro Skaters hate him! He beat the game and learned every trick with 3 simple steps: Pop, Catch, Land Bolts!
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Worst slap account ever?
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If i push straight down with my back foot like the trick tip videos say, i end up with the board moving too far forward on me so that when i land, im landing with my weight way too far back on the board, because my front foot drags the board forward as it slides up the nose.
This. Pop has hard and as high as you can, every time, if you did it right, you will be high and over your board. Go fast too.
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
Whoa eeeaaasy tiger, I’m sure you can Ollie very well and we’re all very proud, but maybe come back to Slap when you can handle a good slapping.
And I know you’re upset there are girls at the skatepark, but I’m sure if you just introduce yourself they’ll see this charming personality of yours and let you “chillax” with them, as the kids say. Maybe you can pick up a few tips!
Ok champ? Glad we had this talk.
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Press your knees together like Jaws. Stand on your tip toes. Kick the board behind you as hard as you can. Jump hard. Ride away clean.
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Press your knees together like Jaws. Stand on your tip toes. Kick the board behind you as hard as you can. Jump hard. Ride away clean. Take your shirt of.. twist it around your head, spin it like a helicopter.
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I can ollie. but you're bailing 'cause you're scared. your back foot doesn't push backwards during an ollie. watch those videos again. maybe your eyes and brain need adjustment too if that's what you're seeing. no offense.
Youre full of shit chuckles. Youre the one who needs to watch vids.
Start here- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=339k4XEvbxY
Nowhere in this video did anyone's back foot push backwards? Do you know the difference between forward and backward?
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I can ollie. but you're bailing 'cause you're scared. your back foot doesn't push backwards during an ollie. watch those videos again. maybe your eyes and brain need adjustment too if that's what you're seeing. no offense.
Youre full of shit chuckles. Youre the one who needs to watch vids.
Start here- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=339k4XEvbxY
Nowhere in this video did anyone's back foot push backwards? Do you know the difference between forward and backward?
Great Ollie videos I wonder if those were high ollies? How many inches you think?
How could we ever come up with a consensus of what a “high Ollie” is?
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Fupaquesadilla is probably just Gipper or COTG fucking with everyone.
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Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
Hey, everybody here hates on this guy but actually he is right: the "how to Ollie" videos from Braille are dog shit. They really tell you to jump straight up and to kick your board away from you.
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
Hahah
Free max b
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I really need to start dropping by this place on the weekends, grade a shit.
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Ollihana.
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If you have to ask, you’ll never know. If you know, you need only ask.
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You need to ingest the required amount of semen to cast ollie.
Actually this is just a long standing rumor, trust me on this one.
Are you sure you have been doing it right? We need more data.
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No I stand basically bolts and then it’s like flicking a light switch. Boomer snap deep puss
Don’t knock it till you rock it
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No I stand basically bolts and then it’s like flicking a light switch. Boomer snap deep puss
Don’t knock it till you rock it
Look, I’m not taking sides here, but AssFea has a point
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https://youtu.be/L4kxomUj4t8
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I remember when I was trying to figure ollies out as a kid I used the mode that lets you create tricks on Tony Hawk's Underground 2 game on my pc, used to choose Ollie and slow it down all the way so I can see what the character is doing and he definitely pushed his back foot backwards and I thought that was the secret to it back then haha your post reminded me of these days :D
I don't think I slightly push my foot backwards though maybe it seems like it when the skater is going fast I don't know, hope you figure it out
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maybe in slow motion the back foot kinda looks like it's going backward because the kick of the tail as it meets the ground causes supination of the foot. that's the only thing I can think of that makes sense. but that just happens from snapping an ollie. you don't literally push backward or you're going the wrong direction.
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I think "Yo Ollies" are under rated.
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
no offense, but you watch braille videos? hahah
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Why even learn to ollie when you can just cuff your ben davis' and wear a lotties tshirt and then everyone will think you can ollie?
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Skate tight trucks if you want to Ollie better.
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I checked and the only trick I pop my tail and pull backwards on is tre.
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
no offense, but you watch braille videos? hahah
They have so many videos, you can't not be fantastic after watching them all and memorizing all the words.
He can totally hit the ceiling fan in the den and I bet you haven't even attempted it because you're too busy not having sex and having sex with boys.
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I think "Yo Ollies" are under rated.
Aww, thanks man
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Why would anyone go watch YouTube videos on how to ollie if they already knew how to ollie? Just because you tap your tail hard enough to lift the back trucks doesn’t mean you can ollie... no offense.
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hey fupaquesadilla, you and skatergirl from brooklyn should do a trick tips video
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Ollihana.
Ollibonga
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Finally a thread where I can actually do the trick being discussed.
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
no offense, but you watch braille videos? hahah
They have so many videos, you can't not be fantastic after watching them all and memorizing all the words.
He can totally hit the ceiling fan in the den and I bet you haven't even attempted it because you're too busy not having sex and having sex with boys.
Typical alien speaking from experience
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Pretty sure it's your gear. You are probably just wearing the wrong shoes and didn't get the right brand of grip tape.
I was thinking that or it's because he isn't wearing a 500$ Palace track suit with matching bucket hat. I would change that shit before stepping back on the board
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Everybody knows that you gotta William Wallace that shit (mentally scream “freedom”) when you ollie . That’s what the Pros do. This information is from a Euro TM DM.
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All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.
I can probably ollie better than you pussy whipped betas.
no offense, but you watch braille videos? hahah
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No no no young Fupa. Just try it 50,000 times and it will come around correctly. Don't over analyze, you just haven't tried enough.
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Pleas post a video of your Ollie after this great advice fupa
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Just close your eyes and think of England
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Learn how to ollie before coming to post on slap, no offense
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Just close your eyes and think of England
stop it, youll give him brexit nightmares