Author Topic: Moose Day in the Life  (Read 14049 times)

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Re: Moose Day in the Life
« Reply #150 on: May 03, 2024, 10:00:31 PM »
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Bruh right next to the bed? Are you fuckin kidding me
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Right next to what looks like tufts of hair hanging off the wall.

Sucks that his car was smashed, but food next to the bed = straight to jail.
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What condiment is on the wall next to the hair
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So many comments later and still no one has mentioned what looks cum on the wall?
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Re: Moose Day in the Life
« Reply #151 on: May 04, 2024, 02:28:25 AM »
TF?


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Man, at first I thought that him drinking water-based smoothies was funny but the more I see, the more I start to feel for Moose. Dude's definitely been through some shit.
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Re: Moose Day in the Life
« Reply #152 on: May 04, 2024, 03:52:05 AM »
Jeesus, good lord... that story is crazy. I wouldn't feel comfortable living next to that dude at all. kind of seems like a matter of when, not if with that. I went to gun range for the first time a month ago after being invited. I shot a rifle, 9 and 10mm pistols, and some AK. Never really been a gun guy and kind of walked away thinking, "Cool. Not for me, though". But after stories like this it does make me reconsider.

Here's my tracer hot take: Treflips are one thing, but in a way being able to hold a long manual like that is the mark of a true skater.

I kept mistaking jeffwon for bryan herman everytime the camera cut to him for a second, haha. @ 15:00 had me dying, as well as his monotone under-the-breath commentary the whole time. I almost thought the other dude was slash, too.

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Re: Moose Day in the Life
« Reply #153 on: May 04, 2024, 03:58:24 AM »
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https://youtu.be/euFDirj__sA?si=lmLcGnuLgrP7Yqtl


Just watched this interview with Moose. And holy shit he wasn‘t dealt lemons ins his life at all
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It's like the old saying goes: When life deals you no lemons, just keep some garlic stuffed olives by the bed.

Nothing wrong with rolling over to the side of your bed to reach for a midnight snack. Highly nutritious. I'm sure he's thinking after eating them, "Olive to see another day with these!"

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Re: Moose Day in the Life
« Reply #154 on: May 05, 2024, 11:43:05 AM »
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Most likely Moose hooked up with or tried to hook up with his neighbors underage daughter.  It’s known around here his girlfriend was in middle school while he was in his mid/late 20s

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Re: Moose Day in the Life
« Reply #155 on: Today at 07:25:17 AM »
I'm pretty sure you have to be over 18 to go to the gun range...


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