skaters you shouldnt meet in person

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OP just gets cool guyed by every popular ny skater lol

[makesureyoulandbolts]

OP just gets cool guyed by every popular ny skater lol

not every.

[somefucker]

the two-three times i met reynolds 2011-2015, he seemed like someone who's baby stayed up all night crying and had a splitting migraine.

neckface, dollin, neen, figgy and beagle were super chill at this 2014 NY Baker demo in the catskills.

pretty sure mins after the skating stopped, neen was cooking chicken shirtless in the parking lot, signing these red hand towels they gave out to the kids.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

the two-three times i met reynolds 2011-2015, he seemed like someone who's baby stayed up all night crying and had a splitting migraine.

neckface, dollin, neen, figgy and beagle were super chill at this 2014 NY Baker demo in the catskills.

pretty sure mins after the skating stopped, neen was cooking chicken shirtless in the parking lot, signing these red hand towels they gave out to the kids.

dang bro andrew reynolds sounds like how elise hedge was like when i met them again at substance. imagine if i catch them working at labor? they’ll be like “ugh not this kid again”. but yeah andrew reynolds sounds like hes sick of being andrew reynolds

[makesureyoulandbolts]

oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.

[Coastal Fever]

Serious question… would you rather eat human poop once and still be able to eat whatever you want.. or not eat poop and have to go vegan for life?

[makesureyoulandbolts]

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watch the damn video.

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Alright, Brandon…
Steak talk aside, what is it you want here?
I watched the edit: you’re a fine skateboarder. That’s not saying much coming from me because I’m an old, but I struggle to see how this path to self promotion will lead to upgrading you from shop flow to full on team dude.

im not brandon starr. im a guy that regrets meeting him again at tompkins after seeing him be a spotter for sully cormier when they were skating by the blick art store a couple of blocks away from washington square. skater/actor evan mock was there for some reason as well as sean pablo and beatrice domond. bill strobeck was filming that shit

[makesureyoulandbolts]

Serious question… would you rather eat human poop once and still be able to eat whatever you want.. or not eat poop and have to go vegan for life?

id eat shit either way. on the skateboard, literally, then i would eat whatever i want. if you really make me eat literal shit ill just knock over the plate and DASH

[3D X-Ray Vision]

get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.

Quality post. I copied and pasted this to a text file on my comp, gonna try this soon

[makesureyoulandbolts]

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get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.

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Quality post. I copied and pasted this to a text file on my comp, gonna try this soon

so you obviously regret meeting any pro skater that you had to change the subject to stupid fucking steak

[3D X-Ray Vision]

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How do you guys like your steaks cooked and what do you get on the side? I'm a medium rare guy and I love Santa Maria style BBQ Tri-Tip with chicken, garlic bread, Ranch beans and Macaroni salad.

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bro, what a fucking boss. your side dish for steak is chicken? are you the meat king?

I have high protein requirements to meet the demands of a rigorous schedule of blasting semen onto an assortment of lovely young lady's faces. After all, I am Brandon Starr, amateur porn god and nephew of the world-famous Rachel Starr and her mesmerizing butt cheeks. I have a reputation to maintain and eating lots of meat really gets my nads pumpin

[3D X-Ray Vision]

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This thread is now about Rachel Starr.

Ah shit also Lela Star.

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Any more Stars that come to mind?

Kenneth Starr, notorious prosecutor and known raging asshole who ruined poor Monica Lewinsky's life

[3D X-Ray Vision]

Notice how OP did not dispute my assertion that he is a 12 year old. You know, makesureyoulandbolts, there's a poster on here called SneakySecrets who is not only a phenomenally innovative skateboarder, he will smoke weed with a toddler if that's what it takes to catch a free toke. He made a whole thread about it.

[jorge]

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get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.

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Quality post. I copied and pasted this to a text file on my comp, gonna try this soon

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so you obviously regret meeting any pro skater that you had to change the subject to stupid fucking steak

Since you are in NYC I recommend the classic Peter Luger but bring (a lot of) cash, they don't take cards!  Also I think Keens is maaaaybe even better its somewhere in the 30s can't remember for sure.  Cool old man steakhouse vibe with tons of pipes sticking into the ceiling, both spots are musts.  At Peter Luger they won't fuck with well done you'll take what they give you and that's that.  Also don't even bother with sides at either place, they don't care about them at all neither should you.

[lilboosie]

i like my steak cooked skin side up

[spicysk8rboi]

oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.

dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone

[makesureyoulandbolts]

Notice how OP did not dispute my assertion that he is a 12 year old. You know, makesureyoulandbolts, there's a poster on here called SneakySecrets who is not only a phenomenally innovative skateboarder, he will smoke weed with a toddler if that's what it takes to catch a free toke. He made a whole thread about it.

he is 23 you asshole

[KGB]

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How do you guys like your steaks cooked and what do you get on the side? I'm a medium rare guy and I love Santa Maria style BBQ Tri-Tip with chicken, garlic bread, Ranch beans and Macaroni salad.

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bro, what a fucking boss. your side dish for steak is chicken? are you the meat king?

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I have high protein requirements to meet the demands of a rigorous schedule of blasting semen onto an assortment of lovely young lady's faces. After all, I am Brandon Starr, amateur porn god and nephew of the world-famous Rachel Starr and her mesmerizing butt cheeks. I have a reputation to maintain and eating lots of meat really gets my nads pumpin

High protein requirements don’t require eating dead animals. Every heard of a brontossaur? People that refer to meat as protein just make themselves sound dumb.

[3D X-Ray Vision]

Stop killing my vibes and go eat some kale. Jerk

[makesureyoulandbolts]

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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.

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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone

i never referred them as my sister quit twisting my fucking words dickhead. i only said they REMINDED ME. do you not know how to fucking read man? you need to go back to kindergarten if you dont know how to mr wise guy

[KGB]

Stop killing my vibes and go eat some kale. Jerk

Alrighty then

[3D X-Ray Vision]

Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick

[makesureyoulandbolts]

Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick

WHICH PRO SKATER DID YOU REGRET MEETING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER?? DO I HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE TO TAKE YOU TO THE FUCKING WACKY SHACK AND MAKE SURE THEY FUCKING GUVE YOU PILLS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IM ASKING YOU? THIS IS WHY I HATE THE FUCKING SLAP FORUMS

[spicysk8rboi]

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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.

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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone

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i never referred them as my sister quit twisting my fucking words dickhead. i only said they REMINDED ME. do you not know how to fucking read man? you need to go back to kindergarten if you dont know how to mr wise guy

oops my bad

[KGB]

Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick

I see your point lol

[3D X-Ray Vision]

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Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick

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WHICH PRO SKATER DID YOU REGRET MEETING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER?? DO I HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE TO TAKE YOU TO THE FUCKING WACKY SHACK AND MAKE SURE THEY FUCKING GUVE YOU PILLS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IM ASKING YOU? THIS IS WHY I HATE THE FUCKING SLAP FORUMS

I can't stop laughing. Thanks, OP. This thread is turning into solid gold

[Hedgehog In Da Fog]

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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.

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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone

Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.

[makesureyoulandbolts]

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Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick

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WHICH PRO SKATER DID YOU REGRET MEETING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER?? DO I HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE TO TAKE YOU TO THE FUCKING WACKY SHACK AND MAKE SURE THEY FUCKING GUVE YOU PILLS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IM ASKING YOU? THIS IS WHY I HATE THE FUCKING SLAP FORUMS

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I can't stop laughing. Thanks, OP. This thread is turning into solid gold

you still havent answered my question. youre pushing 40 and you still havent answered my fucking question. this is why i think older people are shit for brained

[makesureyoulandbolts]

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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.

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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone

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Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.

they’ll***

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I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people