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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: SodaJerk on October 31, 2016, 05:36:10 AM
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Like most people on here, I've come to realise Stan is on some next level of consciousness shit. With this in mind I've been trying to think more about his process and how he gets to where he's at and the best way I've found so far is to try to imagine his next thread topics. I invite you all to join in and see if we can all think a little more like Stan.
Here are some predictions of mine:
How come tha army doe?snt hav jetpacks?
Female orgasms.,.fact or a load of bullshit?
The mosst truks you eva seen at a truk stop
Ice cream, how to make it in your toilet
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Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin
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How to wakl a dog that aint' yours.!
wen your friends stopp calling you, what to do
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are cats like female dogs ?
cheese
the most you paid for fast food meal
blond girls
collecting and drinking rain water
hilary clinton sex life
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hep from a hoker
crack, is it really that, bad, for you!
my herpes is finally cured
can big titedd btiches sk8
best synthetic weed$?
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Street hookers you lowered your standards for
Evading arrest
Getting sick from eating ass, the real facts
Jim Henson
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Seems like you guys are really getting the hang of this. So much winning Stan'ism already.
A few more:
Sandwitches, the eazyest way to that hoe/s heart
Is Miracle Whip magnetic, how does that werk?
Things that stink worse when U leavv them in your backpack
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when cops talk you listen ? real storys
Erik Koston and berra is.....
fucked up shit
cool activities for arbor day
really fucked up shit
christian chicks you met online
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What a good fit to wear to a court date?
How many pubic hairs on a pussy?
Best glue to sniff?
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men nipples why?
help with pre algebra homework!!!
Nastiest dick u sucked ,,why
doth ey still make episoeds of unsolved mystreys??
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Draw wut u think Ivankka Trump's butthole looks lyke.
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Draw wut u think Ivankka Trump's butthole looks lyke.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--G0B1CoMA--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/wxjoiczxm9zmus4b1w2z.jpg)It's all the same.
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can you really get high offa banana peel??
makeshift pipes
hookin up with your girl hwen shes unconcious
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Bitches who drink cum don't get canser?
Hooks with accents. Real talk.
How many hats before you know she's a slut?
Unemployable, is it that I smell like dog shit?
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computer duster: the nxt bath salts????
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PCP from back int he day was betterr.
I nod off right before I pop tricks...and after I pop xannies
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PCP from back int he day was betterr.
I nod off right before I pop tricks...and after I pop xannies
these are bawtawd threads
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Fourloko apprecishun thread
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boicott dickes they makes seccuritygard unforms
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"What's the best way to boof Perc 30s?"- Stan
computer duster: the nxt bath salts????
I think bath salts are the new duster
When I was in rehab, one of my friends there was mainly an alcoholic, not a hard drug user at all really. But this dude seriously managed to get a DWI/arrested for crashing, when he was trying to drive a car while hitting a duster.
That would have been such an embarrassing and stressful situation to sober up to. I don't even like that air stuff at all. The few times I tried it in HS, I felt super disoriented, and the sirens that you hear from it, really bothered me.
The voice thing is always fun tho!
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Like most people on here, I've come to realise Stan is on some next level of consciousness shit. With this in mind I've been trying to think more about his process and how he gets to where he's at and the best way I've found so far is to try to imagine his next thread topics. I invite you all to join in and see if we can all think a little more like Stan.
Here are some predictions of mine:
How come tha army doe?snt hav jetpacks?
Female orgasms.,.fact or a load of bullshit?
The mosst truks you eva seen at a truk stop
Ice cream, how to make it in your toilet
well you where hella off good try tho thumbs up dude
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Thanks Stan, two thumbs up means a lot to me. Back to business.
Post yuor tinfoil hat
Girls who's buttholes look lyke Vin Deisle chewing ona lemon- ?u kno at least 4 of them!
Are you attrakted to your sisters-,- be honest
Restraining orders,? How manny is enuff/
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best free obortion?s
jerking of @ work
hiest you ever got ur dog or cat?
how to talk? to the cops wen yur drunk
havin sex in yur parents bed - have u done it?
wats the point of skool any way?
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planes dont make sensce
hershey??
shud i see a doctor bout this mole?? (shaped liek brazil)
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Has anyone really, been far even as decided to use even ? go want to do look more like?
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The mosst truks you eva seen at a truk stop
This one fuckin kills me. I want to ask people this in real life.
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The predictable unpredictability of stan is what keeps her/him unique.
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The predictable unpredictability of stan is what keeps her/him unique.
I'm a dude but ok hurry and buy ..
hurry up and buy
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Dj akademiks the type o nigga
Lettuce in the house
If wild thing pitched Indians would've won
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if a cupcake falls from a tree how far away will it be from down
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The joy of yelling at inanimate objects
Seven yeers in forth grade, and erotic novel by Stan
Yur favorite uncle and? the real reason he dosent come round no more//: yur mom has been lying 2 you
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Che Guevara? More like gay chevara, amirite?
Frankenberry is misunderstood
I'm not in love w/ the modern world
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refugee crisis in europe
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How to make your hemorrhoids work for you
Bartering with prostitutes
How to increase genital confidence
Best way to avoid piss drops in your underwear
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Fukin' dudes, and fukin' chicks, is there a difference?
Is it gay even if they pay?
What's cheaper, AIDs or a baby?
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AIDs is way cheaper.
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Chapter 5
(I know he's only up to Chapter 3 so far but I'm predicting Stan will skip straight ahead just to keep us on our toes)
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aneyone try blackpeoplemeet.com
how many blunz can u roll a day
if u took oringe tip off bb gun it looks real
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chapter four
Stan where the fuck is chapter four?!
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You have to fuck one marry one murder one
*opens thread... pretty sure this is chapter four
what's the best part a gettin ur dick sucked askin for a friend
my stripper homie wants to get a slap account
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Stan's on a roll and it's always entertaining to see if you can get close.
Chapter 11 - The Search for a Summer Job, How Stan Porked a Chubby Girl at Dairy Queen.
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Best way to get thug life naked.
Wher can i buy Wu Shitz tese days.
How to slip pay Child suportt.
Anyione wanna buy a metric ton of chewin tobakko?
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He’s too unpredictable, but I enjoyed seeing an emoji in his last story
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How to make your hemorrhoids work for you
Bartering with prostitutes
How to increase genital confidence
Best way to avoid piss drops in your underwear
I think I've seen the porno vid of your profile pic
Wish I could remember the chicks name
But it was one of those videos where
It's two one chick and she takes to load right into her eyes
After getting fucked in all her whore holes
She looks coked out
of her mind in the scene
Hot but a hot mess
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Pron iVe scene and how id make it hotter
Home arresst- why it dosent bother me but my mum hates it
Burning peoples garden furniture- a beginerz guied
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fetish restraints at the skatepark
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hep from a hoker
crack, is it really that, bad, for you!
my herpes is finally cured
can big titedd btiches sk8
best synthetic weed$?
Pretty sure we have all wondered this.
Also I need tips on how to walk someone else's dog
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There literally needs to be a section of SLAP with all of Stans chapters. Right under Useless wooden toy
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can big titedd btiches sk8
Not well, but god bless her she tried